#NEZHA MY SON COME BACK

[stellawolfearts]

WHERE IS HE

[rinriya]

Ao Bing: My father is set to lead the Dragon Clan into the sea's depths for concealment. Your identity has been uncovered, so why not come along with us? Nezha: I can't. I used to retreat into myself over and over. It wasn't until I was backed into a corner that I learned how to face the world. Ao Guang: The Infinite Immortal is vested with a significant rank of power and trust from Tianzun, potentially safeguarding him from falling. Additionally, the conflict between Immortals and Demons is one of fundamental incompatibility. Nezha: The definitions of gods, immortals, and demons are merely the shackles they employ to constrain the destinies of others. Ao Guang: So what? Do you still desire to make a difference in the world? Nezha: I'm willing to give it a shot. Ao Guang: Maybe I'm just getting on in years and don't have the energy to engage in conflict with the world anymore. Ao Bing.

Ao Guang: I am aware that once you make a decision, you always follow through with it. My son, in the past, I imposed too many expectations on you without considering your thoughts. I am sorry. I was merely attempting to use my experience to bring you happiness. Looking back, however, my experience is indeed a matter of the past and may not be entirely accurate. Your journey remains yours to pursue. In the future, remain faithful to the decisions of your heart.

Nezha: I knew you would come back. Ao Bing: Why? Nezha: Because we're too young and fear nothing.

ps. They're canon, guys. They're canon. No kidding, I was expecting them to kiss.

[kyri45]

Not me abusing the asks to both share my love for the bioparents AU AND rant about the panels because none of my friends are in the LMK fandom and I'm suffering here so TAKE MY LOVE AND APPRECIATION ABOUT YOUR ART I guess x)

So first of all

I am a SUCKER for that kind of leaning in frames I'm going to print that and plaster it on my wall THEY ARE EVERYTHING /hj

I almost jumped of my chair when this one popped up YOU FED US GOOD its so worth the angst train incoming. Of course the panels before and after were equally as amazing but if I start going about every single panel we're still here in three days AT THE VERY LEAST LOL

Of course this one made me laugh like please their little faces

Using that to point out how much I love ALLLLLLL the silly faces you put in your comics I'm munching on them every single time they're crushy like chips or something just. Nom nom. Yummy.

Poor Nesha (Nesha? Nezha? Neja? I have no idea on how to write his name I already forgor LMAO) needs to be payed more. He tries to save MK and ends up dealing with two lovesick teenagers demons who have no concept of time/place/occasion apparently. Poor him. He gets a pat on the head for his troubles

And of course just the "NOPE I'M KEEPING HIM" mode and honestly we should have seen it coming- Red son was planning to courtnap him and didn't sleep in the past 5 days so he's not having any bullshit YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIS NOODLE BOY AWAY-

Could bet he spent so long thinking about the cournapping in the 5 past days his brain just cannot process that yeah maybe you need to let him down you're just going to drag him in more troubles- Either that or he's just going full protective mode. Both options are good anyways sooooo :)

We stan a protective boyfriend in this house.

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And finally I'm SOOOOO hyped about whatever is coming next like I know that technically we're supposed to suffer but please I climbed up the angst train so many times now I'm just enjoying it by that point lol. It'll just make the following fluff even more worth it

Also I cannot wait to see MK's plan about the contract I'm so curious I'm dying I love you boys but I really want the plot to progress you can go back to kissing later lol

Finally, thank you for creating this AU. It's stumbling randomly upon it on my tik tok fyp that dragged me into watching Lego Monkie Kid and really THANK YOU FOR THAT. It's such an amazing show I CANNOT BELIEVE I didn't discovered it sooner so really thank for having created this comic because else I could have missed LMK and that would be just saaaad

Fun fact: since I had never interacted with LMK the first time I read your comic, I for some reason thought Macaque was a female (and I probably would have thought the same of Wukong if he wasn't called... well, Wukong because I randomly stumbled upon the myth's Wikipedia page at some point in my life XD). The shock I felt when I heard Macaque for the first time in the show because his voice was soooooo not what I expected x) I'm still laughing at myself to this day

So yeah, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, and I can't wait to see what you're going to pull next :D Wish you allllll the best <3

(I can totally wait, of course, it's just a figure of speech. Take your time, I could wait forever for the next chapter)

ahaha thank you for such a lovely comment!! Glad the scene gived "MINE" vibes as I was planning ahah.

Youu're welcome! It's an honor to serve this fandom. *bows*

[wynntermelon]

Nezha and Ao Bing: My gap moe kings

I love ghosting my art accounts for god knows how long only to come back with [insert new obsession here] 😔 ANYWAYS. Nezha and Nezha 2 changed my life. I adore my fiery son and his beautiful dragon boyfriend.

[samgirl98]

Forgotten Demon Twin 12/?

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This is a slower chapter, but it had to be written before the fun begins. Anyway, I hope you still like!

“Who are you,” Bruce growled. There was no way this was Alfred. He had almost been tricked by the Devil Nezha once before; he wouldn’t be fooled this time, either.

‘Alfred’ raised his eyebrow in a way the real Alfred would. It had Bruce’s heart grieving.

“Did you think death could fire me, Master Bruce?”

Bruce glowered at the…apparition.

“You’re not Alfred. Alfred is dead. Someone has already tried tricking me before using his visage. I won’t be tricked this time, either.”

“Master Bruce, you’re in a town where ghosts attack frequently, and you doubt I could manifest after spending time here?”

“Alfred is dead,” he repeated.

“I never claimed to be alive.”

Bruce said nothing and stared out the window. The apparition was still driving and heading in the right direction.

Alfred sighed and rattled off a string of numbers and letters. Bruce felt his hope and heartbeat pick up. No one but Alfred knew that code. It had never been written down, and they had come up with it when Bruce was a child.

“Alfie,” he asked, “are you really here?”

“Who said I left? I couldn’t leave my boy and his children behind.”

Bruce felt his eyes prickle with unshed tears. The man who was like a father was back again. Bruce knew he should be more cautious, but he knew deep down that this was Alfred.

“Alfred, I have no idea what to do,” Bruce couldn’t help but put his problems at Alfred’s feet again. It wasn’t fair to do that to the older man, but Bruce couldn’t help but fall on old habits.

The car stopped.

“Why don’t you start by talking with Master Danny and his parents? That had always been your problem, Bruce. You keep everything inside. Let others help you, and don’t be afraid to speak your worries and emotions. Your son has been through a lot. Tell him you’ll be there for him, but don’t force things. He’s not Damian. He’s his own person.”

Bruce looked out the window and saw the monstrosity that was the Fenton’s home. He turned to look at the driver’s seat, but Alfred was gone. Even so, Bruce felt the older man’s presence.

“Thank you, Alfred.”

“It’s my pleasure, Master Bruce.”

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Maddie ignored the knock on the door; she was too busy running her hand through her precious boy’s hair.

Danny was still unconscious but breathing.

Maddie had texted Jazz to come home ASAP.  

Jazz, who always defended Phantom. Jazz who had ripped Maddie and Jack new ones for hurting ghosts, especially Phantom. Jazz, who had to have known.

How could Maddie not have known? What kind of mother was she?

Bruce Wayne entered the living room. Bruce Wayne who wanted to take her child away; Bruce Wayne who had to have known about Danny, too. Did everyone but them knew? Maddie tightened her hold on Danny. She would fight anyone for her children. She wouldn’t let Wayne bully her into giving up her son.

“Mr. and Mrs. Fenton,” Wayne greeted them.

“You knew,” Jack’s usually boisterous voice was subdued. “You got here a few days ago, and you already knew. How?”

“Yes, I knew about Danny being Phantom. He told us the first day we got here.”

Maddie’s stomach dropped. Danny told virtual strangers about him…about his powers before he told his parents. Were they that bad?

Who was she kidding? Jack and she talked about destroying ghosts—‘molecule by molecule.’ Why wouldn’t Danny be scared to tell them anything?

“That’s not the whole truth, now is it, Mr. Wayne?”

Maddie looked up and saw Jazz watching them all with shrewd eyes.

“Danny didn’t tell you anything. He accidentally transformed in front of you guys after you lured him away from home.”

“What,” Maddie asked in a flat voice. Her hand went to one of her hidden weapons—her boo-staff. She would do anything to protect her children, and if that meant attacking the wealthiest man in the country, then she would do so. Consequences be damned. From her peripheral vision, Maddie saw Jack tense, ready to attack.

Dick and Damian went to stand by Wayne’s side, ready to fight. Seeing Damian, who looked so much like Danny, made both Fentons pause.

Wayne put his hands up, “Let’s all take a deep breath and calm down. I’m glad to answer all your questions as well as I can, but let’s not turn this into a fight.”

“Why did you lure my son out of his house,” Jack asked, angry, “I have to assume this was before you talked to us.”

Jazz ignored the tension between the two families and sat by Maddie. She then took out a needle containing green goo—ectoplasm—and poised it over Danny’s arm.

“This will help him heal quicker,” she whispered to Maddie. Maddie said nothing but gave a nod. Jazz injected the needle, and Danny’s wounds started to heal visually. The knot in Maddie’s chest started to unravel as she saw Danny’s wounds turn purple, then green, and then yellow before disappearing. He even stirred a little.

“That’s my fault,” Damian said, bringing Maddie back to the present, “I came to Danyal and asked him to follow me so he could meet father and our siblings. I was…eager to reunite with my brother. I didn’t think about the consequences.”

Dick put an arm around Damian. Maddie suspected it was for more than just moral support.

Maddie frowned and looked at Wayne.

“And you just allowed it? You didn’t think it would be better to stop your son and call us the next day?”

Wayne gave a nod of acknowledgment.

“I apologize, you are right. I should’ve stopped Damian and come to you two directly. I was too eager to meet my son after finding out about him, I didn’t think.”

“Do you still plan on taking Danny away from us,” Jack asked.

“That wasn’t ever the plan,” Wayne said.

“But,” Damian started. He stopped when Wayne gave him a look, “Tt.”

“I wanted to prove Danny was mine by blood and hopefully get to know each other. I never intended to rip you away from your son. I wanted to get to know him and build a connection.”

Maddie and Jack looked at each other.

“Sit,” Jack said before walking toward his family, “I think it’s time we cleared the air.

Wayne and his children sat on the other couch. The two families looked at each other, unsure of where to start.

Maddie cleared her throat.

“I know you discovered Danny was Phantom before us, but why aren’t you more shocked? I would’ve thought you finding out that your son was a superhero would’ve been a way for you to take him away from us.”

“Mrs. Fenton, I’m from Gotham. I’ve been saved by vigilante children before; superhero children is not such a farfetched idea to me.”

“Still, child superheroes are one thing. Your son being one is another.”

“You probably know I fund the Justice League; it’s an open secret. Superheroes aren’t a new thing for me.”

Maddie felt her anger rise. She was trying to have a polite conversation with the man, but he deflected and did not give her a straight answer. Jack frowned and crossed his arms.

“Mr. Wayne, we can be a bit dense sometimes, but this is not how a parent would react to their child being a hero. Stop making excuses about superhero children and funding the Justice League and tell us the truth,” Maddie demanded.

Dick and Damian looked at Wayne. Wayne kept his face blank, but Maddie knew it was a façade. The two families were in a stalemate, unsure how to continue.

Suddenly, Jazz sighed and got up.

“This is ridiculous. We won’t get anywhere if we don’t talk this out, but we also have to think about Danny. Mom, dad, let’s let Danny wake up first so he can participate in the conversation. Mr. Wayne, Dick, Damian, why don’t we go to the kitchen, and I’ll make you a cup of coffee or tea.”

“Jazz,” Jack started.

She put up her hand, “Don’t worry. Stay here and process what you just found out. Be there for Danny when he wakes up and I’ll take care of our guests. Besides, we really shouldn’t have this talk without Danny.”

Maddie gave a weak smile, “Jazz, my ever-sensible girl. Fine, we’ll be here if you need anything.”

Jazz smiled, “I know.”

She disappeared into the kitchen, and soon, the Waynes followed her. Jack sat by Maddie and held her hand.

They would wait for their baby boy to wake up, then…then…well, then they would figure it out.

[estellardreams]

Ice And Flesh

For @lululocomo's New Past AU, specifically the Season 3 finale.

This wasn't supposed to happen. Xiaotian knew it when he rushed from the mountains after trying to reactivate Red Son's samadhi fire in the ritual... It went out of control. It took everything in himself to reach him. But he wasn't done.

He had a demon to kill for a second time.

"Xiaotian! Where are you going?" Macaque called for him. MK's ear twitched, but he said nothing.

"I... I have to go."

Wukong pulled him back. Xiaotian turned his gaze to his dad.

"If you're thinking of fighting the Lady Bone Demon by yourself, I'm not going to let you."

"No. I need to do this. If I don't, she's going to hurt more people." Xiaotian pulled his arm away.

"We can work together on this! We're coming with you."

"No... You're not."

"Xiaotian..." Macaque began to approach him as well.

"I'm not dragging you two into this. I prevented a crucial event from the last cycle and I could've figured out how to prevent Mystic from freeing her if he just... Kept trying to be the mayor. In the last cycle, he gave me that key as a reward. I messed around, I found out. And now I've completely removed that event from this timeline thanks to me wanting to fix something else. In a way, it's my fault she's out."

Xiaotian turned away, his fur gently blowing in the wind.

"... Xiaojiao. Meihua. I trust you two to take care of Red and help him figure this out. But I'm leaving."

"No, you're not!" Wukong yanked MK back.

The boy froze, his eyes widening as his necklace cracked. Sparks emenated from him before he suddenly zapped out of his father's grasp.

"I am, and that's final!" he yelled. He backed up and leapt off the edge, vanishing into a shadow portal below him.

Meihua shifted her gaze to Red, who was curled up on the ground, seemingly in pain.

She quietly came up to him, rubbing his back. "It's okay... You're gonna be okay."

"We're going after him. And I have a feeling she's not going to hold anything back." Nezha informed them.

"Right. I'll go get our armor." Macaque slipped through a shadow portal and out of sight.

Mk didn't waste any time stalling. He landed right onto the mech, blowing back any stray flames from him.

"Ah, your timing couldn't have been more perfect, Qi Xiaotian. It seems like your-" she froze as the kid lunged at her, slamming her into the mech's head. Mystic ran to rescue her, only for MK to spin around without letting go, punching him so hard he flew off the mech.

"Y-you..." she seemed to freeze into place and MK pushed her further into the ice.

"I should've destroyed you instead of letting Tripitaka seal you away." he growled.

"But if you destroy me, you'll destroy the host! Have you become so desperate to end me that you'd sacrifice this blameless, innocent child?"

"You're not giving me a choice. You haven't changed a bit and it shows. I will not be making the same mistake again."

Her eyes widened. "I've come too far to let you ruin everything again!"

Xiaotian knew where this was going. But either he ends her now or he got posessed instead.

He chose to strike her.

Blue fog suddenly clouded his vision, thousands of screaming souls pouring into his back. He screamed, hearing the faint yelling of both of his parents before he blacked out.

Wukong, Macaque, and Nezha showed up a few minutes after MK struck down the Mayor onto the ground. They paused at the crater, then heard a loud scream.

Wukong froze.

"KID!"

"XIAOTIAN!"

Laughter seemed to break out from on top of the mech. Rocks and debris began to float up as an aura surrounded Xiaotian. He turned his gaze to the trio below.

Lady exhaled. "Admittedly, this is an unforseen adjustment. But a fortunate moment of spontaneity nonetheless. Fate has given me the perfect champion."

"What have you done to him?" Macaque asked softly in horror.

She laughed lightly. "Oh, don't you see? Perhaps now you'll finally begin to understand how pointless your efforts to stop me truly are!"

She concentrated her power on himself, seizing full command over the monkey. The energy blew everyone back and away from the mech. Nezha dug his spear into the ground, holding onto Wukong and Macaque to prevent the two from falling back further.

"The Samadhi fire will be mine, and I will use it's power to reforge this world!" she declared.

Xiaotian held onto artifact he was given to control his power. He tore it off, crushing it into his palm.

"Go."

Nezha's eyes widened. He turned back to the two monkeys, pushing them out of the way. Xiaotian slammed the prince into the ground, shattering his spear in the process.

Lady raised her hand, conjuring up a spear of ice from the ground. Xiaotian tore it from the ground, gripping it tightly. He approached his parents, spinning it like the staff.

"Wukong! We gotta go!" Macaque urged.

"But the kid! We can't just leave him!" Wukong yelped.

"We'll figure out a way to save him afterwards! Now let's go!" he summoned a portal under them, letting them both fall through right before Xiaotian struck them.

The boy breathed, standing back up in place after the two escaped.

"Return here. You need a proper attire to go find the Samadhi Fire."

The air felt just as frigid when the returned.

"Pleasure for you two to join us." Lady began, floating above the two.

"Where is he?" Wukong growled.

"Oh, your son? Ah, yes. I'm sure he missed you two very much." she lowered herself to the ground. Xiaotian came up from behind her, planting his ice staff into the ground.

The monkey's fur seemed to be dulled, his eyes glossed over. He wore an outfit akin to his parents, but more symmetrical with what looked like ice spikes protruding from a center point on his belt. His hair seemed to flow in the wind.

He positioned himself, ready to attack the two monkeys.

Wukong paused, glancing between MK and his staff.

"... You could get impaled... Are you sure-"

"Yes." Macaque said firmly.

Xiaotian charged at the two, ice staff in hand. Macaque tore him away from Wukong and threw him to the side.

Wukong rushed up to his staff, planted into the ground.

"No matter what you do, you cannot change the path of destiny." Lady spoke, her hair flowing in the wind.

Wukong froze, hearing a piercing cry in the clouds. Then a hard thud. He slowly turned to see Macaque, pinned to the ground, the spear piercing through his previously wounded arm, tearing the scar back open.

He pulled it out, blood dripping from the wound.

"What can you hope to accomplish what your son has failed?"

Footsteps echoed through his ears.

"Cast aside your stubbornness and face your demise with honor."

Wukong turned back to Xiaotian, his hand still holding onto the staff.

His son...

His breathing hitched. He slowly removed his hand from it, stepping forward towards the boy approaching him.

This could either work or fail. He knew this, but... It didn't seem like there weren't many other options. And he didn't wanna fight him either way.

"Good little simian. Now you see what destiny wanted from you."

Xiaotian charged at Wukong, ice staff in hand, aiming for him.

"Wukong! No!"

Wukong leapt up to the boy, wrapping his arms around him the second the ice pierced through his chest. He buried his face into the boy's shoulder.

The monkey's ear twitched. His clouded over gaze seemed to drift to the monkeys face as he remained stuck in this position.

Then... His ears lowered. His eyes flickered. Purple and gold pupils returned, albeit faded. Tears welled up in his eyes as he pulled his dad into the hug.

Macaque staggered up, running over and pulling Xiaotian into the hug as well.

"I... I'm so sorry, I thought..."

"It's... Okay, bud..." Wukong winced.

Macaque froze, still noticing the ice impaling his mate. He quickly let go and tried to pull it out from the other end. His paws stained with blood as the ice clattered to the floor, now a deep shade of crimson.

"... Y-your wound isn't healing." he murmured.

Xiaotian froze, more tears flooding his eyes as he held onto Wukong.

"Of course it's not. My enchanted crystals are impervious to regeneration magic." Lady reaffirmed.

Xiaotian kept ahold of his dad, reaching over to his staff. He gripped it tightly, yanking it out of the ice.

The sheer force of power released sent her crashing into the back of the mech, alongside releasing him from her hold. He winced, shakily standing back up as he kept Wukong in his hold.

"I'm okay, kid... You can let go of me, now."

"No, you're bleeding too heavily! Just... I can..." Xiaotian cradled him in his arms as much as he could.

"But if Xiaotian's not under her control anymore..." Macaque began.

"Oh no..." Wukong tensed up.

"Predictably unpredictable fools! I'm not one to rush destiny, but I will not be undone by a troop of headstrong simians!" she yelled, forcing as much power as she could. She released herself from the girl she had posessed.

Macaque didn't hesitate, rushing over and catching the girl before she hit the ground.

"If the bull prince won't give me the samadhi fire willingly, then I will RIP IT FROM HIM!"

The fire suddenly exploded from the mech, sending everyone flying off of it except for her.

Xiaotian grabbed Wukong, holding onto him as the two toppled to the ground.

"Monkey King?!" Tang exclaimed, running over in a panic.

"I-I'm fine, don't worry about me." he winced, trying to wave him off.

Xiaotian breathed in shakily, turning his gaze back to the mech.

... Right. Follow the story.

Meihua was inside the mech with Red Son. He had to make that mech, then... They'd come out. She would finally die. This would all be over.

He stood up.

"Kid..."

Xiaotian couldn't look back. Not once.

He ignored her speech. He planted the staff down... And his mech emerged once more.

It's game time.

"No. No! I will not be stopped by a foul, insignificant creature! You would allow this world to continue to fester and rot, the eternal misery of countless souls because of your sentimentally for mortal pleasures?!" she cried out.

Xiaotian growled. "You can't judge things by their worst qualities!"

"This world might not be perfect but it's still worth fighting for!" Tang declared, casting a ring of magic below everyone.

"Yeah! Sometimes it's that little bit of char that makes for a more flavorful meat, even if it is a bit tangy." Pigsy chimed in.

"No matter what happens in the world, there's always going to be ups and downs! What matters is that we stick together to experience it!" Mei said.

Mo meowed.

"You said it, Mo. The world may be full of darkness but to let the light shine, all we need to do is stand together!" Sandy said.

The ring lit up. Macaque focused, drawing out his shadow powers as he kept ahold of Wukong. The ginger monkey blasted his golden energy first, then a stream of shadow powers.

Everyone's power shot out from the ring, flying into the back of the mech. It began to emerge with a golden shell, grasping onto the flaming swords tightly.

"The perfect world is what we make it. So as long as I have my friends by my side, this world! Is! Perfect!" Xiaotian yelled, pushing back against her.

"A childish notion! I will not be indulgent!" she cried out.

"Please! Listen to me! You are stronger than this! You controlled this before! Everyone is counting on you!" Meihua pleaded admist the flames surrounding the two.

"I know you can do it, Red! Don't just use it, become it! Like you always have!"

Red stared at her, closing his eyes before he felt something inside him click. He pulled her closer to him, shattering through the crystal he was trapped in and back outside.

The glass cracked, the two bursting through inside the flames.

"Hey noodle boy."

"Red?!" MK exclaimed.

"Brother! You're okay!" Meihua hugged him tightly.

Mk hugged her back.

"Now, let's finish this!"

Tang used his power to summon a huge magical ring over the mech. A beam of light came crashing down on it, the blast beginning to shatter the crystals covering the world.

More beams of power began to fly into the ring, powering up the mech further. It seemed to ascend over the bone mech, summoning the golden staff. He gripped it tightly, everyone right behind him.

Nezha appeared right behind them, placing his rings onto the mech's feet.

"Here... Comes... MONKEY-"

The staff slammed into her shield.

"No! You will not take my destiny from me!" she yelled.

Red leapt out of the mech, grasping the staff to encase it in the samadhi fire.

Lady's eyes widened.

She was going to die.

"KID!!!"

The staff crashed through the shield, obliterating her mech and herself in the process.

It was finally over...

"... You've done this before. Haven't you?"

Xiaotian paused. "Well, yeah."

"Then tell me this, child." she drifted up to him.

"Are you proud of yourself? Proud for defying the original path? Proud for this change of a timeline? You are aware we're one in the same. We follow the path lined out for us, but you chose to change it."

"So? Why does it matter to you?"

She smiled briefly. "Because I know that our pursuit for righteousness, even when it defies all odds, only leads to pain. But it also leads to monsters."

She came up to his ear.

"Like you."

Her form faded out in the white abyss, leaving Xiaotian alone.

"I swear I'm fine! Don't worry about it!" Wukong waved him off.

Pigsy pushed the bowl of noodles into his hands anyway.

"Still, you should eat. Food would help you heal faster."

"Right, um... Thanks."

Xiaotian quietly watched. He slipped away, trying to ignore the tears pricking his eyes every single time he saw those bandages.

They were still getting bled through by the hours.

"Xiaotian...?" Macaque quietly came up next to him.

Xiaotian tearfully looked up at him. Then at his papa's arm. The wound was still fresh.

His heart ached. He backed up, bolting from the mountain top.

"Xiaotian! Wait!"

He skidded to the ground, crashing through the jungle trees and to the muddy floor below.

He couldn't help but sob.

He felt horrible. He wanted to change things, but seemed to only make it worse for himself and others.

And now... He knew that he wounded both of his parents. It was his fault.

It was his fault he let himself get posessed.

It was his fault for tagging along on that journey for the map in the first place.

It was his fault he was stuck in this cycle.

Although he missed everyone... So much had changed.

... Because a monster, with bloody paws, chose to change destiny with no regard for others.

[quitealotofsodapop]

We discussed in TMKATI how things might change with Wukong being pregnant, and let's just say... Macaque is a huge dick. Like even more so than usual.

Ref.

Yeeeahhh.

Turns out that in order to stabilze its own chaotic energy; the Harbinger decided to perform a split and mitosis into "twin" spirits.

Wukong is initially convinced that he managed to trap the *one* spirit in himself, but Macaque had suspicions about the weird inky residue in the comet's left-over eggshell...

Wukong, few weeks carrying the Egg: "Mihou has been so mean lately! Today he literally said he's "sick of my presence!" And then he left the apartment!" Tang, sympathetic: "Ugh, what a drag." Pigsy: "I'm telling ya, Wu. He keeps this up, you need to put your foot down and make him start worshipping you - or get him to hit the road!" (*Meanwhile*) Macaque: (*throwing up in a garbage can*)

Macaque managed to "hear" the weaker twin before Wukong turned in the egg-shell as evidence to the Jade Emperor - but he's keeping quiet about it.

Macaque is still grappling with a lot of stuff emotionally (not to mention with LBD) and he doesn't want anyone to discover this new "weakness" he has - not even Wukong.

Wukong... doesn't take Macaque's hostile attitude lightly. Lets just say, after the Big Fight, Macaque leaving to distance himself, and learning about the Bone Demon - Wukong tossed his marriage pendant at Mac's feet, breaking it into millions of pieces. Macaque is just numb for a good while, blankly ignoring the Thrall's threats when he comes for repayment.

Thankfully, an eavesdropping little bull prince steals the Skeleton Key from his shadowy uncle's pocket, and drives madly to Megapolis to kidnap the Tang Monk and Uncle Wukong to resurrect his Baba and save the world from evil bone ladies!

Wukong has his breakdown at failing to lift the Staff, officially admitting to Tang, Pigsy, and Sandy who he really is. And what Macaque really means to him.

The divine connection Tang manages to forge can't release the Bull King, but it manages to let Wukong pass through to the Underworld to settle a score. Skeleton Key in hand, he's escorted by a shocked DBK to the Ten Kings to confront them personally with the Bone Demon's plans.

But the Ten Kings now know that Wukong is carrying the Harbinger of Chaos... and they aren't just letting him go without a full inquiry to the Jade Emperor. Wukong begs for them to spare the child in his place, but is trapped in a holding cell for the time being.

Macaque quickly senses that something is wrong after losing the Key. He can't hear Wukong any more. He rushes back to the gang, only to get a chewing out from Pigsy for bailing on his mate in his time of need (and getting tied in a geas to an evil bone demon but thats less important).

The Noodle Gang learn that Wukong is trapped-trapped in the Underworld via the Bull Family - DBK was rewarded a "one astral/phone call" for helping bring LBD's plan to a halt, and choose to call his wife to reunite with her + warn her and the others about Wukong's situation.

Macaque realises that they only way for both of the monkeys to get out of this; is for him to do something more... Wukong-esque. Nezha comes with as his guide (rebirth spirit = can't be touched by death gods).

Clutching his mate's repaired marriage pendant in hand, Macaque stands before the Ten Kings and demands that they allow the owner of the pendant to leave with him unharmed.

The Ten Kings... are kinda impressed with this monkey's nerve. And Wukong (mid-escape with Nezha's help) is star-struck by Macaque's sincerity.

The Ten Kings amass a bunch of celestials to the court for a proper Trial for Wukong and Macaque's freedom + a decision on whether or not to spare the Harbinger from destruction. (This is also how Li Jing discovers whats actually going on with the monkeys, and that his son is still alive, albeit in a weaker form).

Macaque manages to argue that chaos isn't inherently evil/negative, and that really none of them know what will become of the Harbinger. None of them, not even the gods of children, know what a child will grow into.

The court comes to a decision; both monkeys are allowed go, and the Harbinger's spirit left unharmed-

IF!!

The two can prove their devotion to one another and their child. Walk from the deepest pit of the Underworld to the exit without their trust faltering once. One of them blinded to prevent the use of Gold Vision, the other deafened to cover all Six Ears. They can't receive any help from their allies (so Nezha and DBK are benched), or try and just brute force out of there.

Macaque and Wukong agree.

The Bodhisattva of the Dead, Kshitigarbha, acts as the challenge's referee.

As this Orpheus/Eurydice-esque challenge progresses, Wukong and Mac do come close to failing a few times. They cannot hear/see one another, and the Underworld plays tricks on their mind even if they manage to hold hands.

Until they come to the fated Naihe Bridge.

And there's a sheer sea of monkey spirits, cheering them on!

Those who passed from age and sickness, those who perished in the Burning, those who were lost to hunters, even those who passed long before Wukong's stone egg cracked - all cheering for their true King and his mate to finish their journey!

Wukong is overwhelmed and crying with joy through his blindfold, hearing the shouts and praise of his people long past. Macaque in turn tears up, seeing just how many of their people still believe in him as his mate's Equal.

DBK is the last soul they meet before leaving the Underworld for good, giving his xiandi and sworn brother-in-law a gruff but soft smile. And not-so-subtly implying that the pair should consider him and PIF the godparents as repayment for his imprisonment.

Of course, this is where it comes out that there's not just one "Egg".

Wukong: (*flickering his gold vision back on after being blinded in the Underworld. looks at Macaque, sees a familiar mass in his mid-section*) ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Macaque, defeated/fond sigh: "Yep." (ᵕ—ᴗ—) Wukong: "Baby!" Macaque, comes closer: "Yes." Wukong, too stunned to move: "Since when?!" Macaque, nuzzling him: "Same time." Wukong: "Same time!? Then- oh yeah. chaos likes to separate into heavy and light energy... So the being sick of my presence thing?" Macaque: "Yup. Morning sickness. I found the lil guy in the eggshell after you fell asleep the first night." Wukong: "Why didn't you say anything?!" Macaque, shrugs: "Guess I didn't want you to pretend you cared about me just because of the kid." Wukong, little annoyed: "Hypocrite! I've been panicking the last two months that you only stuck around for the Egg! Macaque, light smirk: "Well now we can't get rid of each other so easily." Wukong, happy worried tears: "You idiot." Wukong & Macaque: (*press foreheads together and nuzzle*) The rest of the gang present: (⊙_⊙) Pigsy: "THERE'S TWO OF THEM!?!"

The twins are Mozhi/Inky (named for the black-point fur on his hands and tail) and Xiaotian/MK (the "little heaven" to his greater-than-heaven-Baba). PIF and DBK are made the godparents of Mozhi, and Pigsy and Tang are made MK's.

The pair are complete yin-yang siblings if there ever were a pair. XD

(The Nine Headed Demon still lurks, only now even more intrigued that the Harbinger managed to split itself into two parts...)

[newkatzkafe2023]

Can you imagine the monkey King's wife being exactly like chi chi from dragon ball 😂.

A monkey version of her

They are very scared of her, and she's the only person the monkey King is intimidated by.

I blame the Lego monkie kid voice actor 😅

OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS BOTH AMAZING AND TERRIFYING I LOVE IT!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

That's the weapon you have Below👇👇👇

(Lmk Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he pisses you off every second of everything day, and it's scares him hell even Macaque is scared of you. It's bad enough that he tends to be irresponsible and Take everything even more difficult with his poor communication skills. Then if it were to cause problems for poor Mk, then that's where you draw the line, and with every life threatening event that is centered around your husband and son. Well both Mk and Wukong Would be actively running from you by the end of it🤣

(MKR Wukong) Man he would take the monk's anger over your anger any time That's how scared he is of you. You know his sh*tty attitude and personality and his habit of having bouts of violence but you. Oh no he would do whatever it takes to stay away from that territory of upsetting you, but if it happens anyway he would get his act together immediately. The pilgrims always gets baffled by his submission and Fruity would say that mama is scary.

(HIB Wukong) Well now at least he knows the Do's and don't's parts of your marriage, considering the results and Consequences. But unfortunately he has to come back home to you after 500 years and he'll have to make up an explanation for his absence. Even worse when you told him time and time again not to go and attack heaven On the count of that is not the best idea to handle the war. Wukong had stupidly disregarded your words and now he has to come home to you, he was right to be worried because you tore him a new one because he Deliberately Disregarded your objections as your environment shook and crack from your yells. the only reason you stop was because he came home with a little boy and baby girl.

(NR Wukong) Li and Su had dumbfounded looks on both of their faces. In the living room was Wukong cowering behind the couch as a female monkey also with a metal mask was screaming profanities at him. The was the day they met you Y/n L/N Wukong his wife, but boi were you quite Intimidating to them. Thankfully they quickly learn how sweet and kind you actually are and the two even fell in love with your godly cooking. You quickly explained that Wukong had fail to tell you that Nezha was recarnated as you stuff Li with food because That's where you always did 3000 years ago.

(Netflix Wukong) Man you used were so little, quiet and cute🥰 when you a cub now your tall, loud, and scary😨 and married to him. You are the more responsible and grounded of the marriage but his reckless behavior makes you both worried and angry. You usually wack him with stick because of his condescending attitude and he should know not to talk to you like that. Then the last straw was when he got to his head in his kaiju form and Lin had to get you and well.....you can imagine how shocking it is to see a giant male monkey to wimper as a tiny female monkey yells at him.🤭🤭🤭

(BMW Wukong) GOLLY!!! you were always the wrong one to mess with 😰. For him pissing off heaven will always be less terrifying than pissing you off😬. Especially when your as powerful as he is, and would have that large club bat you dubbed as Excaliborg That you would occasionally beat his ass with. Unlike Erlang whom he's more then happy to taunt and mess with he knows better then to do the same to you unless he wants to be an must be classified smeer on the ground😬🥶.

(Destined one) He wouldn't get on your nerves in the slightest, mainly because that's a terrible idea but he's a sweet mildly Obedient man to you. You get worried about him alot because he's so selectively mute, so you made sure to engage him in conversations. The one thing you do love is how much he loves your cooking 🍳 and you are more then happy to make large batches for him to eat. He's a good Quiet husband to you and that's good enough for you.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😈🍳

[the-monkey-ruler]

Which translation/adaptation of JTTW is best for beginners? Besides maybe Dragon Ball (doubt it counts)

Heh yeah I mean it’s a great anime but I don’t think you would have a good Xiyouji experience per se. Usually, I see Dragon Ball used as a gateway for people to THEN read/watch Xiyouji content but like it doesn’t really have much Xiyouji plot wise even if the characters are homages.

I would say that if you want an ACCURATE Xiyouji experience then you can choose between three shows. That being the classic 1986 which is many people's first Xiyouji experience as the cast is so iconic you see these designs in dozens of movies and their influence in future performances. The second is more family-friendly but still one of the most charming and fairly accurate portrayals is the 1999 Xiyouji animation, I would say far more younger people's first piece of media and without a doubt the best Xiyouji animation series thus far personally. That last I would suggest is 2011 Xiyouji series which is one of the more newer shows and I would say I would that if you want more modern effects and humor than this might be a preferance to the 1986 version. They both have their own charm but just depends on what you are looking for!

Now while these are the most accurate there are some Xiyouji media I would still recommend even if they take far more liberties.

This without a doubt being the 1996 tv series. This is portrayed as more of a drama but between the characters and the pure HEART AND LOVE that is in this show that you will be falling in love with the characters. It vaguely follows the Xiyouji monster of the weak formula but taking far more time to humanize each enemy and having our main cast overcome not only physical obstacles but also their own emotional obstacles as well. Fantastic show. Another is Chinese Odessey (please note this is a two part movie)! This does NOT follow the journey at all instead more of an introspective of the character Wukong. This is more of comedy but this is a cult classic as one of the first romance films with Wukong to show him as more of a complex hero which was a deviation from how he was portrayed in media for years as this point. This movie is silly but it is actually very heartfelt and makes you feel for these characters's plights. If you don't know Xiyouji I would say you will be confused, but you can fall in love with these characters anyway! Whil I can't suggest Dragon Ball I can suggest another Son Goku from My Son Goku! This is a Japanese production but the animation is so fluid and the characters are not only charming but there are some heart reaching scenes in this very cute art style! I would say give this a watch if you enjoy anime but also can appreciate angst even in a cute style.

If you are looking for more just great Xiyouji movies that you can pop in and a fantastic one is the 2015 Hero is Back! This was the Wukong come back animation-wise since 1999 and a lot of people first Wukong in the big screens! Does take liberties story wise as we don't see Sha Wujing or any of the journey really, but the HEART and soul of Sun Wukong is there. Another great one is just watching the first and classic 1961 Havoc in Heaven! This was the staple of Wukong iconics for decades and even now you see this Wukong in commercials! This is just a beautiful art style and without a doubt charming and feel good vibes. This one is surprising but actually Nezha Reborn where Sun Wukong actually makes a cameo appearance, but I hear so many people got into Xiyouji just cause how much they love him. So while it's not Xiyouji I would say give it a watch if you are a die hard Sun Wukong fan.

There is also Monkey King Reborn which while less known I still think is wonderfully popular and shows both great animation and also how all three characters of Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing interact in a movie. There is also Monkey King 2 which I know that usually I would say which the first movie but honestly the second movie is my personal fav. You don't miss much without watching the first as the second starts right at the begging of the journey and we are introduced to some of the best designs for these characters in my opinion. This last one is kinda of a hit-or-miss but Conquering the Demon! This one follows Sanzang as a demon hunter in a loosely based story of him finding his disciples, each more monstrous than the last in a dark-comedy! If you enjoy Stephen Chow films then you know what kind of humor you are going to get but it is new take on Xiyouji films in a unique but still entertaining manner! They really make you feel for Sanzang as a character and one of the best humanizations of him really as a man still learning about the world himself.

There some other that are great but I would suggest more on a second watch or if you know the story more! Saiyuki / The Great Alakazam was the first eng dub saiyuki piece of media that came to the USA and still had a lasting influence with the beloved character Rinrin! There is also Monkey King 2009 that only looks at the story BEFORE the journey, adding so many elements to Wukong's childhood and his relationship with the Six Eared Macaque. I would also suggest the Monkey King Netflix Movie as while it is fast-paced it really makes you understand how dangerous but also how complex Sun Wukong is. I think it was a charming movie so give it a watch!. Last is Immortal Demon Slayer! This movie was based on a web novel that was extremely popular in the early 2000s which was based off Chinese Odessey funny enough! This is a movie I would suggest if you know Xiyouji already but it such a tragedy I have to share if you love angst.

If anyone wants to share their what was their first Xiyouji or their favorite Xioyuji please let me know!

[delighteddistractions555]

LMK Incorrect Quotes 2#

The madness continues-

(Nezha is at an outside picnic bench with a platter of piping hot honey buns.)

Sun Wukong: Oooohhh!! Can I have one?!

Nezha: Frick off. These are mine.

Sun Wukong: Well ain’t someone being a greedy little brat-

Erlang Shen: Hiya buddy! Mind if I join you?

Nezha: Sure! We can split the platter. (Moves aside to let Erlang sit with him.) 

Sun Wukong: …..NOW HOLD ON A PIPING HOT MINUTE!!! HOW COME HE GETS HONEY BUNS BUT NOT ME?!?!

Nezha: You may be humanity’s hero, but you’re definitely not mine.

Erlang Shen: Eh, you can’t win 'em all sunshine~ (Chomps into a honey bun.) 

Sun Wukong: This isn’t fair!! No one ever shares their food with me!!!

MK: Oh! I’ll share my lunch with you Monkey King!! (Holds up a platter of delectable looking sandwiches.) 

Sun Wukong: Why thank you! At least SOMEONE cares unlike some stupid greedy gods I’m too gracious to name! 

Sun Wukong: *Takes a sandwich, bites into it, goes completely still, and faints within a minute.*

MK: O-o?!?!?!

Nezha: What the-

Erlang Shen: ……Kid. What exactly was in those sandwiches?!

MK: Uuuhhhh, pickles?….

Erlang Shen: Wukong is ALLERGIC to pickles!

MK: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! CALL 911!!!! CALL GUANYIN!!!

Nezha: Of all the things to almost kill the Great Sage, a damn overlooked food allergy takes the cake….

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Nezha: Hey, whatcha got there Erlang?

Erlang Shen: *Holding a cup of cheese tea in one hand and something else behind his back.* Cheese tea.

Nezha: The other thing behind your back duh!!

Erlang Shen: Gee squirt, can’t a guy have his secrets in peace?!

(MK arrives on his cloud, hops off it, and presents a steaming bag of noodles to Erlang.)

MK: Here’s your order Erlang!! I double-checked it was the right one!

Erlang Shen: Thanks MK, so who's your friend?

MK: What-

(MK turns around to check only for Erlang to swipe his staff, take out Li Jing’s pagoda, and smash it to smithereens.)

MK: *Beyond flabbergasted and faints.*

Nezha: …………WHAT THE FRICK YOUR ACTUALLY MY DAMN HERO ERLANG!!!!

(Nezha runs to the demigod to hug him.)

Erlang Shen: Happy Early Birthday Nezzie~

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Muzha: So Father is the Emperor now…

Nezha: Yay. Can I die now?

Muzha & Jinzha: NO.

Jinzha: I bet you anything, Father will marry us off to produce heirs to strengthen his hold on the throne.

Muzha: Brother! Whatever gave you that idea?! I’m celibate and I doubt the brat here will ever be mature enough for marriage. 

Nezha: Disregarding that last part, I agree with the bamboo pole on this. Father isn’t that crass or politically ambitious.

(Li Jing enters the room.)

Li Jing: Sons. There you are.

Muzha: Greetings Father! What is it that you need-

(Cue the Three Lotus Princes spotting the foreign goddess queen tailed by three princesses.)

The Three Lotus Princes: *Infernal screaming and they all ditch the palace in a trail of lotus petals.* 

Jinzha: I SO CALLED IT!!!

Nezha: SHUT UP AND RUN!!!!

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Sun Wukong: Hehehehehe!! I have the most perfect prank to pull on that three-eyed half-blood!

Macaque: Ooooohhh!! Whatcha planning oh Great Sage? 

Sun Wukong: I’m glad you asked my shadowy friend! So first I’m going to send a present to his house but make it look like it came from Nezha…

Macaque: Uh-huh.

Sun Wukong: The present will have a special pair of sunglasses to cover all three of his eyes. And I’ve placed a special enchantment on them…

Macaque: Go on. 

Sun Wukong: It prevents him from using his Third Eye properly so I’m going to shapeshift into Xiaotian and infiltrate his house….

Macaque: Hhhhhmm.

Sun Wukong: Use a sleeping bug on the real doggo and hide him in the closet so he can’t rat me out….

Macaque: Okay.

Sun Wukong: Pretend to be his precious pet until he’s asleep-

Macaque: Annnnnnnnd?

Sun Wukong: Then raid his alcohol shelf, steal all his weapons or treasures, and spray paint the house before I leave!! 

Macaque: Ooooohhhhh!! That’s a good prank! Except for one tiny detail…

Sun Wukong: Whatever could I have missed?

(Cue “Macaque” shape shifting to his true self, Erlang.)

Erlang Shen: You don’t tell the victim about your plan….

Wukong: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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(MK has hosted a party where he invited everyone he was friends with. Princess Iron Fan and Erlang are on the opposite sides of the party room. Once in a while casting a glance at each other.)

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Huh, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Gongzhu…

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* Wow, it’s been literally ages since I’ve seen Jian…

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Guess she doesn’t look half-bad for a celestial traitor turned demon girlboss…

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* Hhhmm, for someone who has suspiciously been missing out on a lot of the action these last few centuries. I guess he’s still nice and fit…

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Well, at least she finally stopped going onboard with her stupid husband’s ambitions for conquest.

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* At least wolf boy has finally come out of hiding even well after all the shit that went down.

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Thank goodness she is starting to treat her only child right. But considering how bratty and demeaning she was in her youth, I shouldn’t have been surprised.

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* I’m just soooooo glad that he hadn’t made any more big blunders like killing off his sister’s husband, burying said then sister he supposedly loved under a mountain, and attempting to stop her only son from RESCUING her!!

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Well at least I’m not married to a walking steak sandwich that decided trying to conquer a world of innocents and release THE damn crazy bone lady were the best ideas ever!!!

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* Well at least I was actually ACTIVE for the last five hundred years instead of lying around like some lazy, good-for-nothing-mutt!!

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Active for what?! Trying to free a damn steak sandwich and leave your kid with Nezha to basically raise him?! What a fiiiiiiine way to waste your time Princess! 

Princess Iron Fan: *In her mind.* IT’S CALLED TRUE LOVE YOU FRICKING BACHELOR AND I ASSUME YOU BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT DAMN WELL READ YOUR THOUGHTS!!!

Erlang Shen: *In his mind.* Ooooohhh princess, I assure you, I know very damn well you can hear me.

Princess Iron Fan: *Unsheaths her signature fan.* BRING IT ON YOU DAMN HALF-MUTT!!!

Erlang Shen: *Takes out his three-tipped spear.* As you wish, your prissy highness!!

(The two immortal warriors engage in combat and Nezha realizes what’s going on.)

Nezha: NNNNNNNOOOO!!! STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! *Flies in to stop them from destroying the party.*

MK: WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER!!! 

Tang: Friendships turned enmity runs deep…*Slurps down some noodles.*

[starrclown]

Do you have any fic recomendations?

I do atcually! These aren't all of them because I can't really REMEMBER all of the fics I read but I can give you some of my bookmarks!

(Dont know what fandom your looking for so these might not help.)

What's A... Birth-Day? By catnoodles

Basically all of the monkie gang get together and throw Wukong a birthday! It's really cute, it's got Pigsy and Wukong bonding, some funny Sunburst Duo moments, Wukong being shy. It's a really cute ship and if your a Wukong kinny like me you'll love it!

Imposter Syndrome By imbeccable

A Dadsy fic! Basically Pigsy denies being Mk dad then Mk denies being Pigsys son and he gets sad :(

First Date Blues By StarRoseColors

Macaque gets REALLY pissy Wukong has a date. He wants to get back with Wukong but he's going on a date and didn't tell Macaque. Sad hours for Macaque.

Charmed By Crieeter

This is a lackadaisy fic! It's a Hellerby (Rocky x Mordecai). It's a BEAUTIFULLY written fic and I hope the last chapter is uploaded soon. If down bad Mordecai is your jam then you'll LOVE this fic.

Moving on By Zetra_Artz

Another ShadowPeach fic. Wukong downloades Tinder to try and move on but Mk, Redson, Mei, and Macaque come up with the idea that Macaque makes a fake account to woo Wukong. This one is one of my favorites because it's got all my favorites! Uncle Wukong, Macaque slander, Nezha and DBK being brothers with Wukong, and Wukong! There is a bit of smut so be weary. It's not finished yet but it's REALLY good.

Fractured Peices make a Mossiac By @furornocturna

I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH GUYS. I call it a bully fic but there's WAY more to it then that. It's another ShadowPeach fic. It gets DARK tho so make sure to read the tags.

Juicy Confessions By @furornocturna

I'm just saying I GAVE her the idea for this fic. Nah I'm kidding, but I was one of the people that got to beta read this fic and make suggestions. It's a Cookie Run fic about Wizard Cookie x Gingerbrave. Gingerbrave gets absolutely SMASHED and makes it Wizards problem. I litteraly have sketches for fanart of this fic cause it's litteraly a fic FOR ME. I didn't have my gifts on but I do NOW. I love this fic guys so much.

Operation Apologize By @dortiii

THIS FIC IS MINE. No really it was a gift for me. I made a gift for Dortii, so she made a gift for me, so now I've started a fic war. Count your day Dortii.

This fic is Sandy centered and I LOVE THAT. I love Sandy so much. Fun fact, Hunstman is my favorite lmk character. Silktea is my favorite ship. So since I made Dorti a Freenoodles fic, she made me a Silktea fic. It's about how Sandy is suffering because he can't find Hunstman. (He doesn't know he's dead). And how he's isolating himself. It's a good foc and only needs one more chapter. I'm so EXCITED.

I have more but this is getting LONG. Read all of these fics (especially the fics of my friends). I think you'll like them :D

[emelinstriker]

Hii, first of all, how are you doing? Just wanted to ask :) I am so sorry if I am bothering you with this, but, how would the champions from the Enternal Servant au, react to Reader being extremely affectionate, giving them lil' kisses and hugs? And not even hesitating to give them a peck on the lips?

Would it be alright for you to write their reactions as headcanons, but only if it is alright with you. I do not want to put extra work or pressure on you.

Also, love your blog, fr my therapy <3 Each time I read a new post, I can't help but smile :) Thank you for positing wonderful blogs! I am currently so obsessed with the Eternal Servants au, like - I fr love it!

Thank you again ❤️ Have a great Day/Night!

Btw, Cat :)

-Shiraelalovespudding

c a t (sry for the very late response fhgnfhgf)

aight so about them getting getting assaulted with pure love and affection- gonna speedily drop some headcanons that immediately came to mind, so it's not deep headcanons nor long-

wukong - at first he's rather confused that you would give him lots of affection at random when he hasn't even done anything for you. - gets used to it over time though to the point that you sometimes aren't even the one giving that affection. you give him random hugs and kisses? he shall also give you random hugs and kisses. uno reverse, bitch. - hug him when he's feeling cuddly, i dare you. bro is gonna pick you up like a pillow and carry you all the way to a more comfortable spot. even as his master, no, you do not get to have a say in this. you started this with him and now he wants cuddles. macaque - leans in so hard into that affection. any type of affection. it's like he's addicted. - you wanna hug him? pray he doesn't accidentally crush you while hugging you back. - you wanna kiss him? kiss him anywhere you want. but try to avoid his lips if you want air. otherwise remind him that you are human and are in desperate need for air. mink - this REALLY depends on your individual relationship with him. - if he does like you, he does not mind and takes more of an amusement at your attempt to affectionately interact with his goopy body. - if he does not like you, or is very neutral, he'll either reluctantly let you show him affection OR turn into puddle in front of your eyes to escape your affection. nezha - the most gentlest hugs of them all come from him. as his master, he wants to take great care of you and your well-being. - so he gets surprised everytime you show him any type of affection back. - he does enjoy hugs and little comfort kisses the most. he really needs those to get by sometimes. mk - his outward reactions are rather lackluster. but don't be fooled by his constant pokerface. - he really loves your affections. especially any little kisses, pets, or nuzzles. - you can easily figure out his actual reaction by watching the way his tail moves and coils. red son - bro gets so flustered so easily it's not even funny. - stammers over his own words as he questions the sudden amount of affection. - beware that too much affection might make his hair turn into fire in embarrassment. azure - he purrs. a lot. he desperately tries to hold back those purrs, but fails rather miserably if you give him lots of affection. - loves any form of affection from you. hugs? kisses? cuddles? you name it, he loves them. - has an obsession with little kisses the most though. he just finds those cute wherever you place them due to the size difference. ao lie - this dragon loves getting pets more than kisses. - squish his cheeks from time to time and he practically melts in your arms. - pet his dragon form and you'll have a giant, limp noodle to cuddle with outside. jin - lazy cuddle bug all the way. - he's not big on kisses, even if you're in a relationship with him, but he does enjoy hugging you back as if you're a stuffed animal. - try to give him affection in bed and you won't be leaving his arms anytime soon. his grip on you can be a bit strong. yin - you dare show him lots of affection? disgusting. do it again. - no fr, he is more of a tsundere about affection than the others. which is odd since his brother lets any affection from you happen. - he'll act like it's not a big deal or it's a form of weakness, but then backtracks if you think he genuinely doesn't like the affection.

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in your taken Au! will there be a cool fight where MK has to fight or defend himself with only the knife he got from Nezha ? I think that would be cool and it would make other characters question even more who Mk‘s teacher is and what he taught him.

For me, the knife is like a small symbol for the trust and love (fatherly or brotherly love) between MK and Nezha ☺️ But what will happen when MK finds out that Nezha lied to him 👀

Sad Baby MK trows knife angrily away

Me: Noooooo! Get it back ! Get it back !

Oh my gosh, he 100% will! It's going to be so epic when he can show his skills with it! Everyone definitely will ask questions, and it will probably only be Red Son who will notice the material's used for the knife definitely don't come from the Mortal Realm~ AHHHH The pain of that moment!

Drawing MK without his headband in this AU- IS VERY PAINFUL.

It's hard to fully say what will happen when that moment eventually arrives, but it's going to be rough.

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LMK Random Headcanons (Pt. 2)

Hi and welcome to part two of Lego Monkie Kid random headcanons

warning: Arbys /j

[part one] [part three]

-DBK is a Megan Thee Stallion fan

-Besides the normal celestial garb he usually wears, Nezha's closet has the worst color combos humanly imaginable

-Wukong hates carbonated drinks

-Out of the traffic light trio, only MK has gone and finished college (he did culinary studies) Mei didn't go and Redson dropped out

-Redson is ambidextrous (He weirdly holds this fact over MK and Mei for whatever reason)

-Macaque texts in all lowercase with punctuation, while Wukong purposefully ONLY texts back Macaque like a 56 yr old dad

Macaque: Macaque: hey, can you pick up some shallots from the store. (2:38 PM)

Wukong:👍 (Read 3:12 PM)

-Porty MK can do a scarily accurate impression of anyone

-Lady Bone Demon eats at Arbys unironically

(insert Bai He fighting for her life while LBD slams down another roast beef sandwich)

-Li Jing also eats at Arbys too (ew)

-Red Son had a phase where he was into cat girls (not for those purposes shut up)

Iron fan once caught him building a catgirl robot and he had to have an awkward sit down talk with his dad because DBK didn't get the concept

DBK: "Son, your mother informed me you're making a feline robot female."

Redson: "Father I-"

DBK: "If you wish to have a pet companion then please just say so. The fortress is large enough to host another addition to the family."

-Redson now has a cat named Speckle

-(Post S1 Ep3) MK has the password to Mei's apartment and a copy of the keys to Mei's parent's house because he kept on coming over so much

MK texting Mei: Mom made Xiao Long Bao and Zui Xie for dinner, come home (8:27 PM)

Mei: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE (8:32 PM)

-Syntax has a gaming set up that looks like those cute e-girl setups, custom pc with anime figures inside and all (+ cat headphones)

-Out of the brotherhood, DBK is the best driver and Macaque is the worst

(Best to worst is DBK > Yellowtusk > Azure Lion > Peng > Wukong > Macaque)

So that's another one of these under my belt, I need these legos doing more stupid shit

[poppyplate]

redrew the hc designs i have for some of the lmk characters :0

come back next month where i'll probably have redrawn them again

heights and other info that i thought was silly:

red son: 6'0

-cargo short pockets act like mary poppins bag

-also he thinks they're the coolest thing on earth (not because of their infinite storage space, he just thinks they look cool)

mk: 5'5

-likes to wear loose and baggy clothes

-has a belt where he holds his keys (that also have a bunch of keychains on it) but it's not evident cause of his long shirt

-has had those shoes (heelys) since high school

mei: 5'2

-wears mostly sporty clothes

-light up sneakers cause i think she'd like them

sun wukong: 4'10

-i think it would be interesting if his design was very non threatening and almost soft, so the fear people hold for him is purely based on his reputation and skill set vs. simply how he appears or portrays himself

-i've also just always liked short sun wukong

macaque: 5'4

-contrasting with monkey king here, i made macaque more sharp and intimidating because the fear people have for him is more based on his appearance and how he portrays himself

nezha: 6'3 (6'7 w/ wheels and shoes)

-tall

tang: 5'6

-i didn't change much about his design really, i just wanted him to have some gold flecks in his eyes as foreshadowing

pigsy: 5'1

-fluffy

sandy: 7'0(?)

-this is my first time drawing a super muscular body so it doesn't look great, but i tried

-i think he wears a fanny pack on missions which has a first aid kit and snacks

[weaverpop]

Disapproval— A Jing and Lady Yin origin and Family reunion

Tw VERY angst heavy, directions of blood, pregnancy, and going into labor

“I cannot believe you—“

“—of all the reckless, impulsive decisions that you have made in the past, this by FAR takes the mooncake! Sneaking around with a princess?! And a celestial one at that!”

Jing winced at his father’s yelling, shuffling from where he was kneeling at the table while his father paced back and forth in rage. The fabric of his simple blue training Hanfu suddenly felt very constricting.

“Papa,” Jing murmured quietly, “papa, please-“

“And!” The older man barreled on, speaking over Jing’s protests, “I find out that you are wanting to elope with that- that judgemental spoiled princess!”

Jing immediately tried to defend himself and his choices. “She’s not spoiled or judgemental! Yin has been nothing but kind to me and the others!” His jaw trembled, fists clenching at the front fabric of his clothes. Seeing this, his father sighed softly.

“Sweet baby” The redheads voice came out soft, almost pleading. “My son, she is a celestial. They do not care for the lives of mortals. You are too young, you do not understand yet.”

Jing glared at his father, his own voice ticking up a volume. “I understand perfectly well!” Jing wilted when his father’s gaze turned hard, but he kept going. “Yin is different, Papa.” He pleaded, “she’s not like Zāng or Nèicún. I actually like her, and she likes me.”

“It’s only a fleeting thing,” Jing’s father stated sternly, “she’ll leave at the next pretty tail she sees, just like all the others. I know you think she’s different bit she isn’t. You will be marrying Zāng or Nèicún and that’s final.”

Jing closed his eyes, sucked in a deep breath, and lifted his head to meet his father’s fierce gaze. The older man’s angry eyes tried to pierce through Jing’s defenses, but the young swordsman had already made up his mind. He wouldn’t budge. Not this time.

“I don’t care if she’s a celestial. She’s given up everything to be with me, and I’m willing do the same.”

The moment the words left Jing’s mouth, the older man stood and shouted at the top of his lungs. “Leave!” He demanded, pointing at the door, “Leave this house! And only come back when you have left that wrench!”

Jing stood with all the grace of a soldier, before turning his back to his father and strides out the door. Heat pricked at his eyes, but he stubbornly held back.

That night, while staying in a small inn the young couple could barely afford, Li Jing swore to himself that he would never sit at his father’s dinner table again.

The first few years were hard. But Jing’s grandfather was more than willing to help them out while Jing got his feet under him. The young swords man worked tirelessly, day in and day out, perfecting his craft and gaining the attention of many. Soon, he married Yin in a beautiful ceremony, Jing’s grandfather officiating.

Even after the passing of his grandfather, Jing continued on strong, determined to give Yin everything they needed.

Jing sent a single letter to his parents when, a year later, Jinzha was born. He waited several weeks, and silently cried in Yins arms when they never responded. He did this again when Muzha was born, hoping and praying they’d answer. That maybe they’d finally see past Yins celestial heritage. But nothing. Jing eventually gave up on any sort of relationship with them, resigned to never see them again.

When Nezha was born, he didn’t bother to send them a letter. What was the point?

Then after some the time after he’d moved to the celestial realm, Jing realized his parents were likely dead. He was immortal now, and while he’d always known he’d outlive them, it stung to realize he’d never be able to reconcile.

Life without Yin was hard. So hard. His father’s words echoed in his head every day, along side a certain emperors. But Jing wouldn’t let it stop him.

When Jing met, fell for, and was inevitably broke up with Azure, he wondered what his parents would say then. If they would condemn Azure too, this time for being a demon.

By the time of the heavenly pillars collapse, Jing had nearly forgotten his parents. He reconciled with Nezha, reconnected with Azure, had the cubs, and is nearly ready to give birth again at 8 months pregnant. It’d been so long, that when he went to the store, the last people he’d expected to see were his parents.

Yet there they, it rather he, stood, front and center of Magapolis mega-pharmacy. The very man who’d turned his back in Jing for falling in love. The man who Jing had finally moved passed.

Li Shānyáng was a towering man, even more so than Jing himself had ever gotten. His fiery orange-red hair was as long as it used to be, even with the streaks of grey. He was older now, more stress lines, but he walked with his back strait like he always did.

He’s seen Jing too, and looked just as startled. He reached out a single hand, to calm out to him.

“Jing?” Shānyáng whispered, almost hopeful, “Jing? Is that you?

Jing stood frozen. He couldn’t make a single sound. It was as if his vocal cords turned to cement. How was this possible?

Shānyáng slowly approached, but the moment he got within range of Jing, the pregnant man stepped away almost on instinct. He frowned and stayed where he was, but he still looked at Jing with those sad, hopeful eyes.

“How.” Jing finally managed. “How are you here?”

“Well,” Murmured Shānyáng, “demons do live long lives.”

Jing’s heart nearly stopped. A wave of dizziness swept over him,

“I’m sorry,” Shānyáng said, “I always meant to tell you.”

Alive

A demon.

His father was alive and a demon. Any further words the man- demon - may have said were drowned out my the harsh beating of Jing’s heart as it all clicked. The hate for the celetials, his father’s unnatural red-orange hair. The way others seemed weary of him all Jing’s life.

Jing ran. He didn’t think, didn’t look, just ran. He could hear his father calling out behind him, desperate and pleading. But Jing used what little energy he had to just teleport back to the celestial realm. Back home.

Everyone startled when Jing burst in, and Azure jumped to his feet in alarm at Jing’s tear stained face. But before he could comfort him, ask what was wrong, Jing shoved him away and rushed to their bedroom.

There was a large commotion, and Jing’s vision started to spin. He gasped for air, clutching the dresser, before dry heaving a few times. In his panic, he could barley hear Azures voice. “Jing! What’s wrong? Are you hurt?” but Jing couldn’t respond.

A sob ripped itself from his throat, turning midway into an enraged shriek. The pregnant celestial (celestial-demon? Celestial-human-demon hybrid? What was he?) grabbed a small plant and hurled it across the room. Shouts of panic echoed in the house, and this time Azures voice rose above it.

“Jing! What has gotten into you!?”

“He lied to me!!!” Shrieked Jing, whipping his head around to face his lover. Nezha and the others crowded the doorway, out of range, as Azure was the only one brave enough to enter. The lion only looked more confused and concerned at those words, and gently reached out to the distressed preggo.

“Who lied dear?” The former-rebel murmured, trying for gentleness. Jing didn’t care, instead hurling another plant.

“My father,” Jing hissed, and he could see the other Nezha’s heads jerk up. “He’s alive! He’s alive and a fucking demon and never told me! He let me think he was dead!”

Azure was stunned, and quickly ducked out of the way of the third plant. “Dear,” he pleaded, “I don’t understand-“

“He hated her! He hated her because she was a celestial and I never even questioned it! He lied he lied he lied—!”

(Crash!)

“Jing!” Hollared Azure, who instinctively shelled the others from the flying shards. Jing let out an inhumane scream, slamming his other fist into the glass as hard as he could.

A loud pop was heard,and everything froze. Jing let out a ragged breath, and looked down at the ground. Blood and glass littered the floor, but now so did water. It took a moment to realize what happend, but as Jing came out of his rage he relized why his pants were now soaked.

Between his meltdown and the shock of going into labor, Jing collapsed. Azure barely managed to catch his mate before he hit the ground, and they made haste to rush Jing to the hospital for a labor two months early.

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