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I just know those stones had to hurt. Abster does not play around when it comes to throwing things 💀
Uh... What? - Normal (ooc: I'm also confused)
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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Oh my gosh I love this au based on homcipher x crk!! Mr Vanilla is so angelic and adorable, I love him so much AAAA-!!!! But I wonder, how the first encounter with Mr Eyes? (Shadow milk cookie in this au) I hope it's not terrifying...
This is your first encounter with Mr. Eyes ! You're hiding from him !
but if you meant by face to face...
I really suggest you stick close to Mr. Vanilla..
#idk if youre lucky or unlucky that they let you live...im guessing both#mr. eyes is actually a pookie to you everyone else? gone or eaten#tho their affections are....not normal.#alli answers#crk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#crk x you#shadow milk x reader#pure vanilla cookie x reader#pure vanilla x reader#why did i even create this au...//silly#homicipher x crk#mr eyes (HXCRK)#mr vanilla (HXCRK)
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day 66
for the anon that has been requesting fluff for ages
#tf2#heavy weapons guy#medic tf2#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#tf2 medic#red oktoberfest#heavy tf2#i had to muster all my power to make Medic say a normal answer#don't worry he starts chewing on his face a sec later
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Imri ✴
#art#oc#yourenotsupposedtobehere#ynstbh#i love you bad quality pencil brush from drawpile... you opened a whole new world to me#another hand is angel's - they have their fingers “stuck” together except the thumb but otherwise a completely normal hand#looks funny#also i see i got a bunch of asks but in no health to answer them rn but i see you folks
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The Nappers
Dpxdc Prompt #10
Danny was really excited to spend the summer with his second cousin(?) he didn't really remember, but apparently Jack Fenton's cousin was Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne, a serial adopter.
Jazz had discovered the connection and gave him a call to see if he'd mind Danny staying over for summer because Danny decided he was going to tell his parents at the end of summer about his ghost problem, and Jazz wanted him to have a safety net.
He didn't really have a big family at home, with his parents being largely... absent and Jazz moving to Gotham for college. It would be great to be in a house that wasn't empty again.
Now if only his newly discovered family could stay awake long enough for Danny to talk to them.
"So how's living with our cousins?" Jazz asked him through his Fenton-phone. He flopped onto his bed and groaned.
"They're all seem nice but I haven't really seen enough of them to know yet."
"Danny, you've already been there a week, shouldn't you know them at least a little bit? You usually warm up to people quickly, as long as they aren't trying to kill you."
"Man I kinda wish they were out to get me, then I'd probably see more of them than I have already."
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"..."
"Okay Danny walk me through our family, and what you know so far about them."
"Well first there's Dick, he apparently lives in Bludhaven and supposedly comes back to Gotham to visit fairly often, haven't seen any of him yet though."
"Then there's Jason, I've seen him come over after dinner a couple of times, but he's seemed in a really bad mood and I'm getting weird vibes from him so I haven't talked to him much yet either."
"Cass, Steph, Tim, Damian, and Bruce are the ones that actually live here at the manor and outside of when I first arrived I haven't actually seen them awake enough to talk to me. Anytime I've caught a glimpse of them they're taking naps and I'd feel bad waking them up, Tim especially (he looks like he needs the rest)."
"What are they, nocturnal or something?
"That's what I thought too! But the Manor is even more dead during the night than the day. If I had wanted to live with a bunch of zombies I'd have spent summer in the zone, not come all the way here."
"The only people that have stayed awake long enough for me to actually get to know them are Duke and Alfred! Duke's great, but he seems to have a day job so I only see him for breakfast and dinner and any time I can catch him before he sleeps after. Alfred's amazing, but he already has so much to do around the Manor, I feel bad bothering him."
"It is only the first week you're there, and there was a huge Arkham breakout your first day so everybody around Gotham is a bit tense while the Bats are trying to recatch everyone. Could you give it another week for me? See if it'll be an option for if our parents react badly?"
"For you, Jazz, I'll give it another week, but I can't just trade one empty house for another."
"Thanks, little brother."
"Love you, Jazz, bye."
Danny hung up the phone and sighed, he new there was something off with his cousins, but he couldn't quite place it. Constantly napping, disappearing during the nights, but always on guard when they were awake.
He had a week to figure it out, but if he didn't there'd be no real lost love. He'd come up with some excuse, stay with Jazz for the summer or something. If his parents reacted badly and he didn't have this safety net, it'd be difficult sure, but Danny and Jazz would figure it out.
Danny thought it would be nice to have some other family that had his back for once, but hey, maybe he just had shitty luck when it came to blood relations.
#listen the batfam has gotta sleep sometime#and they're out and about all the others#danny is suspicious#he'll figure it out eventually#normally alfred forces them to be on a better schedule#but when crime calls the bats answer#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#batfam#queenie-prompts
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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The dog world is so allergic to “management” as a concept like “my dogs are fighting!” Separate them. “My dog runs off!” Leash them. “My dog is aggressive!” Muzzle him. “My dog destroys my house!” Put him in a secure area he can’t destroy stuff in. It is literally that easy.
#dogblr#dog behavior#and train what you DO WANT the dog to do in addition of course#but like. dog making your life stressful? there is usually an easy management answer here#especially when it’s like…this is all normal dog stuff ya know#sometimes dog reddit just….exhausts me#separate your dogs that are fighting!! malamute and yorkie??? that’s a dog death waiting to happen
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To Insane and both Normals: Despite one of you being a brutal mass murderer, you all are my favorites!
Nice! - Normal, Abnormal and Insane
#fire in the hole#fnf fith#wind from the landscape#🌬️ 🌆#🔥🕳️🔥#fnf fire in the hole#🔥🕳️#Abnormal answers#Normal answers#Insane Answers
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TODOROKI SHOTO AND ICE KINK ????????
(i am thinking about this extensively at work today)
18+ - you and best friend shouto finding out how much he likes using his quirk on you (cws: mdni, f!reader, oblivious idiots)
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the heat hasn’t let up for days. at this point, you’ve forgotten what it feels like to be cool, the minimal amount of clothing on your body already sticky and damp.
condensation drips down the side of your beer. it’s gone lukewarm like tepid bath water, and you nearly chuck it over the side of the porch in frustration.
“are you hot?” shouto asks genuinely. you quell the urge to roll your eyes. it's sweltering.
“you could say that.”
one slim eyebrow rises.
“what if i said i could help?”
he shifts behind you, widening his stance—one knee up, one leg out—and pats his chest.
“lean back a little.”
calloused fingertips skim the sweaty hairs at the nape of your neck. your breath hitches; you’d expected his touch to be slightly softer, and the drag against your skin makes you want to arch your back into his touch.
“i’m going to try something. let me know if it feels weird.”
tendrils of ice whisper down the back of your neck, following the descent of sweat disappearing into your shirt. relief and unchecked pleasure race through your veins; you bite down on the inside of your cheek.
“how’s that?” his breath tickles your ear.
“it, um. feels good. cold, obviously.” a laugh squeaks out. “but good.”
his forearm cages you closer.
"will you relax against me?"
your traitorous body obeys before you can stop it. his fingertips bracket your ribs, thumbs on either side of your breasts.
"this okay?" it’s his usual monotone, which seems so at odds with your sweeping realization that your relationship with him is tilting on its axis.
"yeah," you breathe out.
the sweat pooling under your tits slowly crystallizes.
your nipples pebble sharply, twisting against the thin material of your tank top. a drawn-out whimper erupts from your chest before you can stop it— you scramble away from shouto, upending your beer bottle and making hasty excuses to check on your plants at home.
(the only reason shouto’s happy that you leave as quickly as you do is because he was seconds away from holding you down and tracing patterns of ice down your waist and tummy until he reached the swollen bud of your clit)
#every day i think i'm normal over him and every day i'm reminded i'm not lmao#shouto todoroki#shouto x reader#shouto smut#shouto todoroki x reader#todoroki shouto#todoroki shoto x reader#shoto smut#bnha x reader#bnha smut#mha smut#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#bnha#sugarwarachanwrites#andy answers
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acting choices
this little scene made me lose my mind because like. the fondness with which Holmes looks at Watson. the curiosity in his eyes as he watches how Watson handles the confrontation with Hayes. the smiles that Watson cannot see. the softness in Holmes' features. the pursed lips, the gentle nudge to go. it's just. love and love and love because this is exactly how you look at the person you adore above all else and just. sigh. I love them.
#jeremy brett I swear to god when I get to you#you will answer for this#because my god. the acting choices are just. top fucking notch.#like do you understand? he didn't have to. I always wonder how much the actors make up#just how much did jeremy actually invent and think like#I'm now gonna look at watson as if he is the sun. just because I can. and because he is.#like??? excuse me sir? and I'm supposed to be normal about this or what#sherlock holmes#john watson#granada holmes#jeremy brett#edward hardwicke#shgif#mygif#sherlock holmes 1984#the priory school
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what a little freak you are.
"... Thunder Bringer."
#think im bout to be so normal bout this#:3#dilfsona#ODYSSEUS. / art answered.#ZEUS. / fc.#follower art#art#SKY DRAWS.
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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Hiiii! Um, your art? Is so good? I love it?
if you’re down for it do you think you could draw any y/n with shadow milk/eternal sugar/mystic flour?
thank you have a nice morning/afternoon/evening/night :3
#alli answers#crk x you#crk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#shadow milk x reader#mystic flour cookie x reader#mystic flour x reader#eternal sugar cookie x reader#eternal sugar x reader#thx !!#Why are they so huge? Op my hc of them is above normal cookie height so they look like giants beside you lolol
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#smth about Bob wanting to know if drugs would still affect him#the answer is no#but they would affect john lmao#not as much as they do normal people but still#sentryagent#voidwalker#bob reynolds#robert reynolds#thunderbolts#thunderbolts*#bob thunderbolts#john walker
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drift compatibility continues to be one of my favorite ways to analyze a relationship. yes this ship is good but could they pilot a jaeger together LET'S DISCUSS
#works for any kind of relationship of course i'm just a chronic romantic#pacific rim#pacrim au fic you will ALWAYS do it for me!!#.txt#fic stuff#tropes#love when the answer is yes of course but ALSO when the answer is like.#'idk bc one of them is already busy piloting a jaeger with their best friend' or anything along those lines#hen and chim from 911 come to mind#shit now i started thinking about this. works great. karen's literally a rocket scientist. she slots right in.#ANYWAY. this started out as me thinking about neverook again lmao. nevemercar specifically.#it works... SO well.#dock town's personal jaeger team. my beloveds..#neve is already so shrouded in grief. the raleigh becket parallels are RIGHT there.#[claps her on the shoulder] you can always find brom in the drift. let's go save the world.#alec mercar abandoned baby adopted by military father [gestures emphatically] MAKO#you get it you see the vision#[vibrating] i'm normal about them i feel so chill#neverook
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