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Sometimes it's hard to remember that Astarion was a magistrate when he says shit like "PLEEEASE let me open the door I NEED to see the gross orc sex!!!"
#I just know he was causing trouble in class#POV: the most annoying and insane guy you know is in your law class#and he's about to do SO much bribery#love him tho <3#Astarion#Astarion Ancunin#Astarion Ancuín#bg3#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldurs Gate 3#dnd#vampire#vampire spawn#NotArchCad
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Modern-day BG3 where Astarion runs a modelling insta and does Etsy dropshipping on the side.
#*or any other kind of scam he can get his dirty little hands on#bonus points if he brags about his income from his scam-gig#“something something Passive Income”#he spends about 50% of that income on disposable vapes#NEVER ask this man to go on a hike with you he'll be huffin and puffin#BG3#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldurs Gate 3#Astarion#Astarion Ancunín#Astarion Ancunin#Modern AU#NotArchCad
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I am The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third).
Thou shalt refer to me only as The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third), lest I curse you and your family for a gajillion moons!!! (Companions may address me as ArchCad.)
They/he pronouns. perchance.
This Account art mine to spiral into the depths of obsession over all that imprisons my worm-riddled brain!
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KEEP THY DISTANCE: MINORS, proship, ed/sh, loli/shotacon, NFT/AI, basic DNI criteria.
Should thou refuse to heed, I shalt cast thee into the oblivion!


I bid thee farewell.
The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third)
(@anitalenia made the sparkly dividers I used! Huzzah!)
#introduction#introduction post#wizardposting#The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third)#ArchCad
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