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Modern-day BG3 where Astarion runs a modelling insta and does Etsy dropshipping on the side.
#*or any other kind of scam he can get his dirty little hands on#bonus points if he brags about his income from his scam-gig#“something something Passive Income”#he spends about 50% of that income on disposable vapes#NEVER ask this man to go on a hike with you he'll be huffin and puffin#BG3#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldurs Gate 3#Astarion#Astarion Ancunín#Astarion Ancunin#Modern AU#NotArchCad
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Sometimes it's hard to remember that Astarion was a magistrate when he says shit like "PLEEEASE let me open the door I NEED to see the gross orc sex!!!"
#I just know he was causing trouble in class#POV: the most annoying and insane guy you know is in your law class#and he's about to do SO much bribery#love him tho <3#Astarion#Astarion Ancunin#Astarion Ancuín#bg3#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldurs Gate 3#dnd#vampire#vampire spawn#NotArchCad
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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#i need the pageboy so i may cast blame upon him for all my misdeeds#send him to the Chambers and feed him jello for days upon days#ive not much blood left after engaging in the Sacred Union with that dragon#a most beautiful creature#away with blood magic! ive no use for it in my raisin'd state#wizardcore#wizard shit#wizard posting#wizardposting#ArchCad
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Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations
"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."
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₊ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒇 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
credits to me. feel free to use and save. of course credit would be appreciated but it is not required. I’m just making these for fun <3 p.s. I did not make the sparkle gif itself, just changed the color of it. I have a couple other colors but didn’t include them, I have them in my drafts tho in unfinished story layouts and what not.
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Greetings, Traveller (Introduction Post + DNIs)
Baldur's Gate 3:
Spawn!Astarion Acunín:
2 WIPs
Ascended!Astarion Acunín:
1 WIP
Gale Dekarios:
1 WIP
Be blessed with a depiction of mine own visage whilst I conjure tales aflame with desire. Ah... most splendid, indeed.
The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third)
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I am The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third).
Thou shalt refer to me only as The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third), lest I curse you and your family for a gajillion moons!!! (Companions may address me as ArchCad.)
They/he pronouns. perchance.
This Account art mine to spiral into the depths of obsession over all that imprisons my worm-riddled brain!
In character posts tagged #ArchCad
OOC posts tagged #NotArchCad
KEEP THY DISTANCE: MINORS, proship, ed/sh, loli/shotacon, NFT/AI, basic DNI criteria.
Should thou refuse to heed, I shalt cast thee into the oblivion!
I bid thee farewell.
The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third)
(@anitalenia made the sparkly dividers I used! Huzzah!)
#introduction#introduction post#wizardposting#The Archmage Cadmush Cornelius Wintobar (The Third)#ArchCad
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