#One piece logic

[downbadtoearth]

Brook x Reader headcanons

NSFW (no minors allowed!)

Stuff: invisible parts, switching positions, fluff 💜

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Crewmate POV: When you first met him, you were too surprised at his ability to walk and talk as a skeleton to interact with him normally. After some time teaming up together, you noticed a strange appreciation beginning to form in you.

You and Brook bonded over classical music and also 70's oldies. You asked him to play a couple tunes that he knows and that impressed him right off the bat and made him happy!

Sometimes you'd sing along, and even though you didn't like your own voice, he was just happy that you were singing with him.

Your first kiss with Brook was after sharing a private cup of tea together and eagerly listening to more of his backstory in candlelight. You sat hip to hip with him and he smelled like whiskey and coffee scented fragrance. He looked into your eyes with those silly dark holes you oddly found adorable and leaned in and you felt the touch of invisible lips.

You kissed him back passionately and felt a warm and slick invisible tongue gently wrestling your own. This surprised you, but after a pause you just went in for more.

His moans are beautiful to the ear, and they make you want to top him.

*****He has no muscles, so how does he walk, talk, and otherwise move? *I imagine it's the same as a ghost forming and disappearing.. that's how his non-existent parts come and go lol. *****

You're the only crewmate who knows for sure what his kisses feel like... and the heat of his literal boner.

When he's excited for you he's shy and usually tries to hide it or "get over it," but he cannot contain his blushing and everyone notices it.

When you finally pull his lanky form to somewhere private, you start by passionately kissing him and his warm ghostly lips come back.

He likes it when you gently press him against the wall or his bed. Sometimes you hold his wrists down and he's a blushing mess.

Sometimes you tease him by grinding your hips on him until his pants start to push up against you. He begins to whimper quietly as you lovingly pleasure the bulge.

Brook is almost too long for you to throat. Once you're down on him, he takes the liberty of guiding your pace with his hand on your head, like he's directing the timing of a song.

He will also put his hands on your hips as you straddle him, and guide your rhythm from there.

When he wants you, (which is surprisingly often) he will act extra gentlemanly. He carries you bridal style and kisses you up and down like you're both Gomez and Morticia Addams. He doesn't mind the rest of the crew seeing his affections.

Brook will often pleasure you with his skilled ghost tongue~ humming and laughing quietly as you hold in your moans. You grab a fistful of his hair when you're about to scream and sometimes he doesn't care and the whole ship hears.

When you're in Chopper's care after being hurt in combat, he always rushes to see you and keep your spirits up. He hums a sweet melody, resting his head on you so you feel his soft curls on your cheek. He will sit next to you for hours, telling stories, listening to you, and sipping tea.

At night you sneak into his bunk and you and Brook take turns nightly on who is the big spoon. He appreciates your warm body, and misses you dearly when you want to sleep alone.

He is very respectful when you need space and is very good at letting you vent.

That said, he is technically a lot older than you.. so he tends to give you advice on your personal hardships. One of his only faults is talking like a guardian more than a lover at times when you get moody. He will typically side with you when you argue with someone else, but he will gently pull you aside later to explain why he may disagree and what you need to work on yourself.

You and him tend to get into shenanigans: randomly dancing and singing. Whether or not you're afraid of ghosts, you try your best to comfort him :')

He is an amazing lover with an old soul. He writes you poems and songs, he gives you flowers on all special occasions, and dances with you too! He even plays board games and fills out crossword puzzles with you.

Of course he steals your panties! (Unless you give them to him) 😂 Now that the two of you are so close, he doesn't dote on anyone but you, and you enjoy it very much <3

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[fakescorpion]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dracule Mihawk/Crocodile Characters: Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile, Buggy Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Pansexual Character, Trans Character, Psychopaths In Love, Out of Character, One Piece Logic, Hilarity Ensues, Comedy of Errors, Damaged Pride and Dignity, Canon Compliant, Missing Scene

Summary: It takes a little bit of time to travel from Kuraigana Island in Paradise to Karai Bari Island in the New World. Mihawk and Crocodile shenanigans ensue. Meanwhile, Buggy fucks up and The Poster(TM) happened.

[cuntyglam]

“quick, they only have 30 seconds left to live! i’m going to monologue for at least one minute, and they won’t be saved for another ten to fifteen minutes!” (they live)

[urghblergh]

Late Night Reading 🌌✨

Cringe 2010s Galaxy Print Version 😄

[opbackgrounds]

Luffy could have just told Sanji what he'd seen, but he knew showing him would be funnier

[saym0-0]

i fw loceit now

(ref under the cut)

this is the kind of photo where i feel like i should know who these people are but really i just found it on pinterest

[beaulesbian]

im just noticing some similarities

[bitchapalooza]

I need a fic of Sanji claiming Zoro is a hypocrite because Zoro will lap up his nosebleeds in the moment like the certified freak he is. But he won't let Sanji go to town on him when he's on his period??? That's so unfair! You can't just claim it's different! Blood is blood and goddammit he wants a taste of it too! Besides he heard that a little pleasure helps ease the pain and he really hates seeing his boyfriend in pain :(

More people need to talk about how they're both freaks

[szfiction]

This parallel makes me insane actually (and there is something incredibly Lawlu about it to me)

[queeniehostapasta]

Finals are happening rn (and I currently want to tear my hair out) here’s how I uh..personally coped!

And if it’s not too clear here’s the reference, looked pretty gnarly

[chwduplemon]

ONE PIECE LIVE-ACTION (2023–)

1.03 "Tell No Tales" // 1.04 "The Pirates Are Coming"

[hellcifrogs]

To be fair I don't actually believe this would work~

Still about this

[lorlocks]

“Uhhh irl leopards can’t purr, therefore Rob Lucci wouldn’t be able to either.”

You fool. You small minded simpleton. Clinging desperately to the shackles of reality around your neck. You cannot stifle the imaginative freedom of one piece, devil fruits are made manifest by people’s DREAMS, WISHES, AND DESIRES.

Look me in the eye and tell me that the absolute freaks that willed the Neko Neko no Mi, Model:Leopard, into existence gave a single fuck about the physiological accuracy of a larynx. Go on. Do it. Tell me the ppl dreaming of a giant, muscular big cat hybrid weren’t fantasizing about giant killer kitty purrs. Fuck you.

[opbackgrounds]

I like the the logic for not having all the marines coming into Impel Down to hunt Luffy. Honestly I think they'd probably end up getting themselves killed with how crazy things get in the prison, and that's too much paperwork to bother with

[urivs]

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[beanghostprincess]

It still amazes me the number of people who see the juxtaposition between Nami and Usopp during Wano and their fight against Ulti as "Nami's devotion to Luffy is unmatched, unlike Usopp's" when she isn't able to say he won't be the king of the pirates but Usopp is telling her to lie.

I think most people don't have in mind, either, that Usopp isn't the one being directly asked. He is looking out for Nami and begging her to lie to keep her alive because he is scared to death they might lose her for something as insignificant as lying. For him, lying is a form of survival and it is not that big of a deal because he trusts Luffy enough to tell Nami to lie about her feelings. It is something that will only stay between them because he knows it is better to lie than to die and Luffy would want it that way too.

And that doesn't mean he isn't loyal to Luffy or his dream. He is just looking out for Nami's safety. And as I said-- He isn't being asked directly, either. It is easier to tell others to lie about something of the sort than to do it yourself, and if the roles were reversed I personally think he'd have the most awful of times with it too.

Nami refuses to say Luffy won't become the king of the pirates because for her, even if lying has gotten her out of messes, she puts her trust and loyalty in Luffy before her own instincts of survival because lying is what got her to push them away when they first met and this is the one thing she can't lie about because it would hurt more than death.

Then again, I think she would do the same exact thing Usopp did if she wasn't being the one asked. It is the whole point of the scene, actually. They both know the most rational thing is to lie so the one witnessing the scene will always be cold-headed about it, but the one having to lie is the one suffering the bitter realization of how lying about this and saying it out loud is way harder than it seems from an outsider's perspective.

So I am tired of seeing people criticizing Usopp for his decision during the fight against Ulti as if it were that easy for him to see Nami being about to get killed if she doesn't lie. Sorry for the guy to actually want to protect the people he loves instead of letting her be reckless and basically kill herself freely for telling a truth even Luffy would tell her to lie about if it meant living.