#Oneceler

[macethelaboratoryrat]

I think my favorite character troupe is the failed hero. The failed hero is typically conventionally attractive and overly prideful but lacks emotional constitution and physical endurance. He is pathetic, but still strangely endearing. The failed hero has some kind of idea that he thinks will save/change the world/his community. He is rediculously mediocre, but he thinks that he'll be the guy. He fails monstrously at the beginning of the story, and the rest of the plot follows his unraveling and eventual demise. In the end, he accomplished nothing. He didn't move the world to a better or worse place. He wanted to be a hero, but made no impact. None. Meanwhile his life is ruined and his entire career is squandered. While the failed hero hasn't impacted the greater community, he has thrown his life into disarray and will never recover. He will continue to suffer until his timely and anticlimactic death.

[microwave-core]

I had a weird dream last night where I was like a popular online persona but I was getting canceled on twitter because of one post. I didn't make the post but obviously no one believed me and thought I was just denying it because obviously, so I was forced to watch as the world around me crashed and burned.

Anyways the reason everyone was mad is because I supposedly made a post saying I didn't like the onceler.

[kitniavchyt]

Коли вклав всі гроші в розбудову села в майнкрафті, а селяни навіть големів не насаммонили 😥😥 (стадія перша: заперечення)

[mookyandlulu]

November 3 2024

Back for blog 2. 

Dear reader,

It is week two of our blog. We are back at our spot, all drinking hot chocolates. Lulu and Abery (friend of blog) were inspired by Mooky, and because there is no more coffee left at the coffee spot. We are generally reminiscing and thinking and looking around. Here are some things we have for you this week:

The Pink Man (studio neighbor) showed up to school for the first time in many days, in his mourning garb (same shirt and pants as always but a darker, more muted, dustier pink). He was also clean shaven for the first time since we have known him, and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], and he SPOKE, expressing his deep love for Agnes Martin. This was an absolutely revolutionary occurrence in our lives. We wondered what event took place in the Pink Man's life for this change of heart to occur. We wondered. and Pondered. Alas, we will never know, we can only guess… The blog formally sends our best to Pink Man and hopes for his swift recovery. Love love love to Pink Man. 

In the middle of the week we returned to Our Spot for our weekly Jazz bar night..! Excellent. Everyone except for me ordered a Negroni. I opted for a CLASSY Red Wine. (BECAUSE Lulu does not like the taste of alcohol like a WHIMP!) Whatever, my palette is refined. It came in the CUTEST little wine glass. Stout and filled to the brim. 

Anyways, our spot was packed and the jazz was beginning to pick up. We stood in the center of the backroom for a while we searched for a spot. FINALLY we found the perfect spot in the back corner of the room. All seven of us packed in and we even shared chairs. How sweet. 

Us sharing a chair

Topics of discussion at Jazz night: 

The Rizzler 

Ohio

Skibidi Toilet

Fanum Tax (along with it, twitch streamers)

Mogging 

Glazing (painting & being overly complementary AKA KISSING ASS)

Onceler (& onecest) 

What a night.

SEMINAR

Now I have to backtrack quite abruptly, unfortunately for you, reader. Earlier that day we were at our weekly seminar. Our tutor is a beautiful genius with a beautiful mind, our peers….

The reading that week was about plasticity, we were asked to put up images that responded to the reading on a website. Images like memes, drawings, whateve. I put 3 pictures on the board, one of them was of Kylie Jenner. Because she is so funny and I am her fam(n). Also because a part of our reading talked about how late capitalism rewards people who are more plastic, people who are able to form themselves around certain trends and physically change themselves in service of trends. That's Kylie, no? "NOOOO!!" was the resounding answer from our esteemed peers. My Kylie Jenner screenshot sowed great discourse, in particular with one person who has always been very tortured. His claim against my Kylie Jenner picture was that not everyone can afford plastic surgery, only the megarich can. I was taken aback and shocked by this very much, because I didn't think anyone was negating the claim that richer people get better medical care… BTW, he did not say his points as succinctly as I have just outlined for you, either. But I did a summary because I love you, and because I don't remember what he said word for word. Below are two excerpts from my live reactions during class:

"when I pushed back by suggesting that sometimes people who don't have one billion dollars also get plastic surgery, he said in this gentle patronizing way… "not to be morbid or anything, but many of those people… die…." This set my heart ablaze with hatred."

PLAY

While Mooky was in deep pain over the Kylie Jenner discourse Lulu was chilling… kicking back… writing a play about the events unfolding in front of her. Also. This is me writing this IDK why I went into third person. Here is my play inspired by 1.5 hours of academic excellence: 

THE CURTAINS OPEN 

Students sitting around table quietly mumble as they read out loud 

Upset man in corner holds his face and mumbles louder than the other quiet mumblers 

Two girls in back typing - louder than the readers and the quiet and loud mumblers 

HEGEMONIC - the word appears on TV BIG 

Loud mumbler repeats it outloud, ENUNCIATING

Quiet mumbler repeats it outloud, not enunciating 

Taxonomizing, catalogin, controlling bodies - these are the quiet mumblers notes from class 

Here is the conversation Mooky and I had through our shared google doc during class about my play: 

IM A CAR 

Do you like my play ?

i like it a little bit

Wtf 

Concise.

Back to Mooky's thoughts. 

Here is quote two from when I was angry in class:

"Why say things in so many words when you could say them in less? For the poetry of it all? Not even poetic. Word salad. Word caesar salad. Word caesar salad dressing. They speak like how you mash up anchovies and egg yolks and garlic in a big wooden bowl. A TOTAL MESS. It does not even result in a beautiful creamy emulsified caesar salad dressing. It results in GARBAGE.

That's all. I'm sure there will be more madness to come.

WONDER OF THE WORLD

On Saturday we went to Stonehenge, apparently Not one of the wonders of the world. Abery (friend of blog) thiks its should be. Because it is mystical. 

I like it because its neolithic. 

Mooky thoughts on stonehenge:

I didn't like it because it's dumb. But I did like it I guess, maybe it just wasn't worth the 6 hour round trip journey, just a thought. Before we set off on our journey, Abery (friend of blog) had a dream that we were on the bus all day long until it was dark out. This turned out to be a prophetic dream, because when we finally got back to London it was pitch black darkness. 

(over this sentence, the blog almost came to an end just now.) 

Lulu thoughts on stonehenge:

Stonehenge, at first, was boring to me. Sorry, I just didn't get it. Until…. I took a closer look and the rocks really started to speak to me. It all started with my favorite set of rocks. These rocks closely resembled a chromosome and I LOVED IT. So…. i looked at these Chromosome rocks and what did I think to myself. Well, 1) Great rocks. Good shapes. 2) How long will these rocks be here. So these rocks are like 5,000 years old. Will they be here in another 5,000 years? I became very existential. My heart broke at the thought that my  favorite Chromosome Rocks could disappear! 

So, I posed the question to my friends (and friends of the blog): How long do you think these rocks will be here? Whatever, they said probably forever. But then I reminded them of the possibility of lava&volcano&nuclear winter and etc. and everything changed. I decided the rocks would probably not be here in another 5,000 years due to these very reasons. How sad. Long live the chromosome rock. 

Kong Dog eating spaghetti at stonehenge

EVIL MONKEY

On the drive back from stonehenge, the strangest thing happened. Lulu starting having episodes… attacks… one could say… attacks of the evil monkey. She took Kong dog (friend of blog)'s notebook by force and started doing BABY SCRIBBLES inside it. Kong dog's precious beautiful bound notebook from the school store. Then she started Kicking me with her muddy boots from across the aisle. KICKING like a baby evil monkey. I don't know how we made it through, but we did in the end. We will now begin documenting and tracking her evil monkey attacks as a way of medical notetaking, hopefully coming to a cure for evil monkey some day.

Let me gather my thoughts. Deep breath. In. 

Out. In Out

Okay. So, Yeah I was having fun with my dear friend and seat mate. She whispered in my ear "why don't you draw a picture." 

She knew i was bored and she wanted me to express my thoughts and feelings. Of course, I couldn't deny my dear friend this privilege. So I took her notebook, yes that was true, and I drew a scribble. just Because Mooky does' like my scribble does not mean I was overtaken by evil entity ""evil monkey." This is all very witch hunt isn't it. Let's recall the consequences of the great American(?) witch hunts. Ya. Chew on that. 

LET ME just say that Lulu did not simply do "a scribble". She did scribbles on multiple pages with the most insane speed and efficiency. Imagine a baby on speed. This is what she was doing. Sticking her tongue out and holding the pencil in her fist and Furiously scribbling away. It was crazy to witness.

ACTUALLY NOT TRUE

Anyway. Everyone needs to take a breath. Time for our weekly list.

LIST

Things we liked and places we liked and also did not like this week:

Corsica - did not like! Sucked. We dressed up as Ball (Mooky's cat) and Pippi Longstocking and Steven Yeun. 

Swan - did not like! Didn't deliver as usual. Not one One Direction song played all night. 

Conveyor belt sushi - Loved!!!! So yummy. 

Student bar - liked. Old reliable. 

Our spot - liked! Got free loaves of bread. Loved it. 

Guest lecture - did not like. Horribly boring. We made code during it.

Our secret code

Next week Mooky and Lulu will be forcible separated… How sad. Mooky will be making an expedition to Rome, and Lulu has to go on a boat in Malta. No blog probably, will make up for in the week after, you will hear all about our trips. 

MOOKY SECTION

I don't have that much to say this week, because my mental facilities have been exhausted by other sections of blog. All I have to say is that Scarjo and Colin Jost are like the Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller of our time. To make up for my lack of content, I will attach an image of my cat. I miss him greatly and hope he is doing well in Connecticut. 

Baby ball

LULU Section 

This week I can only remember one dream, and not very clearly at that. I dreamt that Mooky was on a big street and insisted on driving a lime scooter (this was probably derived from Moli telling me IRL she tired to lime bike home after the bar, GR..!!). I told her that it was a dangerous intersection and she should not turn!!!!! Especially on a scooter. That was my dream. 

What else… in Gilmore Girls I am starting to see that Lorelai is the true villain. Hmmmmmm Oh! I saw the Manet painting of the girl at the bar. That was good yep. Ummmmmm that's all for now i am tired. 

P.S. Abery is sick. Yuck! Yuck. Sickness is swiftly moving up from her throat into her noses and ears. Her hearing and breathing have been severely compromised. We will always support our friend, though. So, we are eating her sandwich in order to stand in solidarity with her. 

Love,

Mooky and Lulu

[only-polls]

[thegreatluka-69]

ok but they kinda look alike

Enjoy ur day pookies

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

Random thing is random

But like I really hate ppl who say Tomtord is a proship.

Like ik they tried to kill eachother but so did majority of the cast? Matt killed the main 3 in the 2005 Halloween special, Edd and Tord had a big rivalry(mainly in Breakfast, Tord pushing a whole ass wall on Edd lol), and Edd pushed Tom into spikes intentionally in Ruined.

What I'm saying is essentially if you think Tomtord is proship majority of the ships in Eddsworld would also be proship.

Like it definately *can* be a proship, no doubt, but like any ship can be based on interruption of their relationships.

Anyways!! Tomtord 4 life frfr 😎

Speaking of I've heard some ppl say oncest is proship and that makes even less sense...like what. Like yea they're the same person it's weird, no doubt, but it ain't proship. I think they use the logic of "they have the exact same DNA so they're twins!" And it's...like...no? Again, it *can* be, some ppl write then as twins/brothers and ship it, but generally I would say it's timey wimey stuff yknow where they exist from different timelines or different points in the same timeline so they're not really siblings? Idk if that makes much sense but yknow.

Anyways but Onecest and Tomtord realness!!

[star-sheeps]

fuck you /lh

can you guys take my uquiz

[robertsbizzareblog]

Oneceler Envy dosen't exist...it can hurt you

Oneceler Envy:

[your-fav-is-divorced]

onceler and onceler

The Onceler and The Oneceler are Divorced!

[superxstarzz]

the annihilator of nightmares is the oneceler

...God damn it. this ask was sent so long ago and. you fucking predicted it. YALL AREN'T WRONG EITHER IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE ONCELER

[truck-senpai]

THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT STILL SO IN CHARACTER XJDGHSKHD😭😭

(still didn't catch to ch7 btw so was he just like sitting on his computer and doodling a bunch of mini NRC students like ' yeah this'll definitely be cool')

I imagine if it was Azul he'd have made a PowerPoint with analysis and bullet points(i'd have said Riddle too but he just strikes me as a non technology guy so he'd just hand out papers he spent to much time on printing and designing so that every inch is the same in each one,god forbid the printer messes just one inch!)

'Chapter 7 is going to be so serious and depressing'

Chapter7:

(It's still depressing but this is curing me also have y'all seen Epel's fever dream like wtf is that😭!?)

This was all I have to say tho so #Stan_Idia and I'll go watch the amv now,cya

IDIA MADE AN AMV TO EXPLAIN HIS PLAN TO YUU AND FRIENDS IU'M FUCKING DYING

HE EVEN HAS A GOD DAMN NARRATION OMFG

"Ahh~ Only good things are happening lately~ As if we're in a dream~"

"Eh. It's actually just a dream tho."

"Hello everyone trapped in this empty world of dreams."

"This is Idia Shroud."

"So today, I will explain the strategy to beat:

"I BUILT A DREAM WORLD USING CHEAT-LEVEL MAGIC AS THE MOST EVIL LAST BOSS MAGE MALLEUS DRACONIA"

"The magical domain that Malleus created is similar to a server running a huge MMORPG."

"That means everyone's dreams are ran individually. Malleus and his clones are keeping an eye on the server."

"In other words, Malleus is the server admin."

"And his clones crack down on users who commit violations like in online games."

"Malleus is the game master who has the authority to manage the entire server."

"HE REALLY IS A DEMON LORD WHO RULES THE WORLD"

"Under his control, we have no chance of winning..."

"HOWEVER..!"

"With the super geek hacker group STYX using ORTHO ATTACK, the server source code has been analyzed."

"So using this, we're building cheating tools [WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS IN ACTUAL GAMES]"

"So using these cheating tools, the administrative rights to my dream can be transferred to me."

"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream where I can get rid of that god damned invincibility!"

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS OH MY GOD

"-- Well, it sounds like a perfect strategy but... The truth is there's just a few things about this cheating tool..."

"WHAT IF THE SERVER ADMIN FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS DURING DEVELOPMENT?"

"THEN,"

"GAME OVER."

"BUT BUT BUT--"

"The thing is, even though he's using autonomous clones to monitor each dream, it still shouldn't be easy to control the dreams of 20000 PEOPLE in Sage island."

"If problems turn up everywhere, he'll have to deal with them all!"

"Sooooo..."

"While I'm developing the cheat tool, I want you all to distract Malleus!"

"I want you all to gather party members to defeat the Demon King!"

"Once everyone's awake, I'll send out invitations to my own dream."

"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream... THEN TURN ON THE CHEAT TOOL! As planned, Malleus' invincibility will disappear,"

"Then everyone will accept the invitation and gather into my dream!"

"THEN EVERYONE BEATS HIM THE FUCK UP"

"Then Malleus will have to take down his magic AND EVERYONE WILL BE FREE!"

"If you liked this 3-minute video, don't forget to leave a like!"

I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY THIS IS INSANE OMFG KASDJLKLDASLMASD

[kitniavchyt]

Якщо говорити серйозно, я прекрасно розумію, чим і чому саме та сцена така приваблива. Але моєю першою асоціацією, коли я її побачила, було саме це.

І ще Одноразник в цій сцені трохи нагадує павука, бо його руки і ноги дуже довгі і ��онкі.

А загалом, цей мультфільм вчить хлопців, як треба поводитись, щоб отримати натовп фанаток. Ну там, по столу повзати, вчиняти екоцид, заробляти багато грошей, грати на гітарі, вміти готувати і шити… Носити зелену краватку! Це найважливіше! Знаєте, хто ще носив зелені краватки? Всі популярні хлопці! Локі, Драко Малфой… І ще треба, щоб в дитинстві батьки аб'юзили, однолітки булили, грошей не вистачало… але не вирости замкненим і боятись цього світу, а харизматичним і прагнути помститися йому. Або принаймні показати їм всім. Тоді твої злочини виправдовуватимуть важким дитинством! В ідеалі, треба витримати баланс між травмами, за які хочеться пожаліти і все простити, і досягненням певних вершин, що виділить тебе з-поміж інших травмованих невдах.

[mahkinarya]

Your bill always have this vibe of oneceler, i like it, if he trys to make me buy something i compleatly buying it, 100% Carisma

WHEEEEEEZE NOT THE ONCELER /j well well well well well well! i'm considering selling a sketch bundle of him (and ford... maybe stan if he sneaks in there) on kofi after i've accumulated enough sketches. maybe if he asks nicely?

[annonomys2]

The lorax and SOC

Kaz Brekker is the oneceler if he served cunt and was hot.

Change my mind

[tatti-enthusiast]

see, i've always struggled with names that are similar to each other. i used to think marilyn manson and marilyn monroe were the same person. i often forget the last name of singer and model kate bush and wonder if she's the same person as writer kate mosse and whether i would've heard of it if she had actually written a vaguely da vinci code -esque (?) thriller (??) trilogy (???). i still don't know which one is light and which one is L but at least i don't think L is short for light anymore

...if i've somehow got this wrong twice and it turns out that the actual crux of death note is some oneceler-levels of selfcest then don't even tell me