#Ooohhhh that's already tag...

[yeetus-feetus]

Clex sounds like a cleaning product or something. Like a brand of disinfectant wipes or dish soap. Idk I have this weird thing where sometimes I taste words and Clex tastes like chemicals... But maybe that is fitting?

Anyways, SM has 3 names there's gotta be something here.

Luthel

Kaluthor

kenthor

Luthent

Eluthor

Superlex ..(I actually like this one)

Superluthor

Luthorman

Lexark

Clex :(

WAIT- Lex's full name is Alexander. We literally have the same name🤦 (forgot coz I get called Alie lol)

Kalex

Kander

Clander

Alark

Alerk

Alel

Kalex

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

Yeah none of those are good either. I give up :(

(Side note: why are the nicknames for Alexander mostly feminine? Lex? She. Lexie? Girl. Alie? Slut. Al? I have an Aunty Al. Xander? Okay that's not fem, but it definitely could be. And 'Alex' is gender neutral.)

y'know originally I started shipping shipping Superman and Lex Luthor as a joke... But guys I'm so deep into it now and have enjoyed so many fics about them and seen so much evidence for this ship, that I'm definte it's not a joke anymore but a full blown obsession that has a death grip on my soul

But also this ship needs a better name than 'Clex' because that's the worst shipname ever.

[resident-idiot-simp]

You wanted a prompt?

*Takes place after the camera goes down to just show the coexist bumper sticker*

During one of Logan's barrages of claws, Wade fucking moans, catching Logan off guard a bit, but he's still beating him up.

Wade finally can't take it anymore and says, "Ooohhhh, Wolvie, wanna hate-fuck?" half-serious half-joking. This gets Logan and he completely freezes. They stare at each other in stunned silence for at least a minute.

Then Logan starts undoing his pants.

Controversial tag I don't want to make a Honda Odyssey scene fic. The sheer number of them has tired me out. I love the ideas but I feel like they've all been done already 😭

[saveahorserideaneddie]

Hi Louis, are there any plot points/mentions on 9-1-1 that you wish were expanded further on the show (not just Buddie related)? For myself I'm still a little bitter they never mentioned all Buck did during the tsunami.

And when Buck and Eddie get married, what song do you think will be their first dance to? (I already made 3 playlists for them but Strangers by Maddie & Tae makes me go This is so them every time I listen to it. )

Thank you for making scrolling through the Buddie tag so much fun, Carly

ooohhhh im so gald you brought this up bc ive been dying to talk about it—

but in all seriousness i love this question!!

1. plot points i wish were expanded on more

i have a few but im only going to narrow it down to this one because it is something that has always kind if rubbed me the wrong way… but i really wish they could have spent more time exploring Hen’s relationship with her mom. I might be in the minority here, but to me the whole arc of Toni coming back into Hen’s life felt very quick and almost…. too simple? (not that it was simple at ALL but) As a queer person who has had a rocky relationship with my parents, it is always something i love to see portrayed in media more rather than just automatically jumping to the “supportive ally” trope as a way to make a story more feel-good if that makes sense. And i saw the bones for that in the storyline with Hen and Toni, but because of the state of the show at FOX that season i understand why they didn’t make it a bigger deal….. however i really wish they had!

(also i agree them never mentioning what buck did in the tsunami has always rubbed me the wrong way— i definitely feel like they all should have already gotten medals at this point for other rescues in the past so the fact that they only just now are getting them has annoyed me, but im just glad the firefam is getting recognition for something)

2. Buddie Wedding Song

I am kissing you on the forehead for this question bc i love love love love LOVE talking about stuff like this….

This isn’t for their first dance, but i have always loved the idea of Karen singing “At Last” during the ceremony (a la bones, which wasn’t what inspired it in my head but upon further inspection is actually really similar to what i would want their wedding to look like) bc i think the fact that we haven’t heard tracie thoms’ voice on the show yet is a CRIME.

As as far as a first dance song, i love the idea of them dancing to something softer— a couple that come to mind are Love Like This (Ben Rector) and Love Me Tender (Norah Jones). If they wanna cash in on the Adele hype now, i DEFINITELY wouldn’t be opposed to Make You Feel My Love (maybe even sung by Maddie so that we get JLH’s vocals again??). i also could see You Are The Reason (Calum Scott). If they wanted to go the taylor swift route, i could see You Are In Love, Enchanted, or even Daylight (which daylight would admittedly have me sobbing like a baby).

Also strangers by maddie & tae is SOOOOOO BUDDIE…. this wouldn’t be their first dance song, but Friends Don’t is such a quintessential Buddie song to me 👌👌👌

thank you for the ask, and your sweet note at the end! I really loved getting to answer this ask 💕💕

[lewis-winters]

Look. I know they wouldn't know what the fuck a binturong is so it's unlikely they'd have one. But. I wanna know who you think would have a binturing dæmon. Hypothetically. (Also so I resist giving it to Arthur because I have to stop changing his dæmon based on my current animal obsession) - Nathan

ooohhhh I don't think not knowing what the animal is before hand is an obstacle-- I remember reading in the orig HDM series that sometimes people's dæmons turn into animals they don't even recognize? so someone getting a Binturong and being like "yeah um. idk what you are" would be fine. I headcanon Shifty didn't even know his dæmon was a Capybara until Web told him.

(On another topic, Web being very conscientious of animals of all kinds and all habitats so he might be able to tell someone's dæmon is... very interesting. Let's put a pin on that.)

But yeah! Binturongs as a dæmon would be super fun. Idk who it might be, though. I think I assigned all the BoB guys their dæmons already (alslfkkskskd for others who might want to see that just go on my #dæmon au tag!)-- I should've checked it before answering this ask HAHAHA

Though I gotta be honest, I was wondering if I should change Bull's dæmon, ya know? A sunbear is notoriously too big for a paratrooper dæmon. I imagine a binturong is more manageable than a sunbear and wouldn't get you washed out of the program mid-training, ya know? So, maybe Bull's?

Though, I could also imagine Skinny having a binturong too. But his dæmon isn't so settled just yet, so it's not final-- it settles after the mountaintop incident. Because of course it does.

[notnaviiii]

Get to know 9 people tag game

thank you @mistresslrigtar for tagging me! I love this -- it's so cute <3

Last song listened to: Hot & Heavy by Lucy Dacus

This song has been in my repeats since @korokposting recommended it to me -- he literally has the best music taste of all time. if he tells you to listen to something, do it. -- bc he said it reminded him of my zelink masquerade fic. Isn't that the sweetest??

Currently reading: OOOHHHH sooo many things. Although I've sorta committed myself to beta-ing so many projects, most of what I'm reading rn is what I'm editing.

The Long and Winding Road by @flutefemme -- A Twilight Princess AU where Zelda is running from her mob boss ex Ganon and finds a home with Link and his son. Very enemies to lovers. Very adorable. Except when Link is dealing with his widower grief -- then it's gutting.

A Lullaby for a Princess by @wouldyoustilllovemeifiwasawyrm -- Link and Zelda marry post!TotK after rapidly getting pregnant. There are a lot of really intense emotions in this piece and I love to see a bit of a darker look at post!Upheaval Hyrule. Link and Zelda each have my entire heart. They're such complicated people.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory

Current obsessions: Legend of Zelda lore, Vox Machina, DnD, Hadestown, TMNT, reading/editing as much Zelink as I possibly can, mindlessly playing RE4 and TotK

Relationship status: partnered

Last thing I googled: koroks -- needed to know whether to caps them or not :rofl:

Currently working on: two long fics! One retelling totk that I'm hopefully gonna partner with @shameless-fujoshi and the other a very long, excessive lore fic retelling the LoZ creation story -- and how Hylia chose her hero.

I'm tagging nine others who I would love to see their answers! But no pressure -- I know you lovely people are busy (and you may have already been tagged)

@korokposting, @wouldyoustilllovemeifiwasawyrm, @citrusblooms, @franticcashew, @deiliamedlini, @obsidiangst, @aquaticpal

[pixxelcatt]

prev tags ^^

Ooohhhh lucky for me a lotta your points line up with stuff I’ve already written down! that means I’m doing a good job :D

I have in mind that they end up taking it too seriously, they’re all get in, do the thing, get out (which might actually not be seriously at all) but they def just want the problem to get over with

Something else I’m changing, is Mikey is with them the whole time! Tho it’s not actually Mikey, it’s still his inner self, and their goal is now to find and protect the center of his mind (woah like the episode name) which only Mikey knows the location of. Which then becomes a problem when he keeps trying to NOT take them there. His motivation for doing so is that inside his mind everything is okay and normal and not in space. And now his siblings are here too so it’s even better! If they finish their mission then they’ll leave, so

I still wanted an excuse to include little Mikey, bc he’s my favorite part of the whole episode lol so I decided that bc it’s his mind, Mikey can look like however he wants. And he specifically chose to be his normal age when his sibs showed up, bc he’ll end up being his younger self later

Eventually the reality of the situation slaps Mikey in the face (probably literally) and he runs away to his imagination like in the ep, and his inner selves do their silly song riddle thing and lead the others to him again, Mikey is hostile to them at first, but then THEY TALK FINALLY OH MY GOSH.

I’m not gonna go too much in detail abt that cuz I haven’t thought of it too much 😭 but anyway, but they’ll learn why Mikey was acting like that, and he’ll properly call them out on how they talk to him sometimes, and they’ll actually take that seriously because I said so ✨

Oh yeah and then the bad guys show up after they had a nice moment and they fight them all cool like in the episode bc that part was amazing

Hii I’m starting this thing where I’m gonna rewrite (one of) my favorite tmnt 2012 episodes! S4 E6 Journey to the center of Mikey’s mind

(definitely not just to include redesigns/reworks of Mikey’s inner selves I made, nope, not at all. and also not so I can write another episode where they show up again, nu uh)

I want to know what other ppl think about this ep so I can gauge what to fix or change! Cause even I know that it’s definitely not a perfect episode, (I can already think of many reasons) but I’m a little biased soooo

What are your thoughts on this episode? What could be better? (can be negative or positive)

[yuncheoligans-archive]

Needy and Clingy

Choi San x Reader

Warnings: SMUT, MDNI, +18

Your boyfriend goes out drinking with his friends, and you join but you have to stay sober to drive home...however, your boyfriend certainly gets needy and clingy when drunk. Good thing he's cute.

w/c: 2508

tags: @byuntrash101, @gxlden-bxbyy, @yunbug, @starillusion13

Masterlist

When San said he and the guys were going out drinking I just told him to have fun, I don’t mind him hanging out with his friends, in fact please do. I knew I’d probably have to pick him up from the bar, he is a lightweight when it comes to drinking. I was just hoping he’d go out and have fun with the guys and stop worrying about work so much, how he looks, how he sounds, if his face was clear, did he look bloated, he ate too much. I just wanted him to have a good time. As he got closer and closer to the day of the team dinner he kept dropping some not so subtle hints asking if I wanted to join.

“The guys love having you around too.” he said while we were cleaning up dinner.

“I know.” I smiled. “I like being around them too.”

“And you know if you’re just going to have to pick me up anyways.” he pouted a little.

“Sannie? Do you want me to join you for dinner?” I looked at him growing tired of the little run around he was doing.

“I mean if you’re free you might as well, and you can have a few drinks and-”

“All you had to do was ask.” I cut him off. “If you want me there that badly I’ll be there. I don’t think I have to work terribly late tomorrow.”

“I love you.” he smiled and kissed the top of my head. “I just don’t think I’ll have the best time I can if you’re not there.”

“I already said I’m coming.” I chuckled and pecked his cheek. “Help me clean the rest of this up.” I handed him a plate.

Of course I ended up running late, I had to finish up some paperwork and lost track of time. I’m sure they’re already at least a few bottles in….lord knows what I’m walking into.

“JAGIYAAAHHHH!!!!!!!” San exclaims and the rest of the guys join, seeing me walk into the building….Oh Lord.

“Hi Sannie, how much have you had already?” I walked over to see the table of about 7 empty bottles. “Have you each had a bottle?” I chuckled.

“They started before I got here.” Yunho said still very sober despite the 2 bottles in front of him.

“Jagiiiiii” San whined.

“Hi baby.” I smiled and leaned down to kiss his cheek but he wasn’t having it nor was I allowed to have my own seat. He pulled me into his lap and kissed me like he’d never see me again.

“Look how red she is.” Jognho pointed out.

“Not as red as he is.” Seonghwa commented.

“I’m fine! I’m better than you are.” San said, looking at Seonghwa.

“Here have a few.” Wooyoung handed me a glass and I took it with ease. I don’t know if I’ve ever been drinking with the guys before but either way this night was about to get interesting.

“No no, I’ll stick with two.” I held my hand up as Wooyoung tried to give me a third shot. “I have to drive us home.”

San pouted but loosened up as my hand started playing with his hair.

“You got a pretty lady boyfriend?” he smiled.

“I do, he’s probably the most perfect being on the planet.” I chuckled. “He’s kind, loving, handsome, knows how to take care of things, he’s funny.” As I spoke San’s face dropped.

“Ooohhhh, you have a boyfriend??” he frowned. “I wish I had a girlfriend as pretty as you….why are you sitting in my lap if you’re taken? Do you want to cheat on him??”

“No…Sannie…it’s you?” I chuckled and patted his head.

“Me?”

“Yes….” I sighed. Oh god. “We’ve been dating for 3 years pabo.”

“He’s so drunk.” Wooyoung laughed at my boyfriend whose face was as bright as a tomato at this point and had definitely passed the one too many point a long time ago.

“I am not.” he frowned looking at Wooyoung. Gosh he’s pouty when he’s drunk.

“You’re clingy and drunk, what if she has to pee.” Wooyoung kept at it. I see…pouty clingy drunk and chaos drunk…never good together.

“We’ll go together.” San argued back.

“Clingy.”

“No! In love! Sorry you losers don’t know what that feels like.” 

Oh gosh and here comes the accent. Yeah….he’s drunk.

“Oh I know I don’t know what love feels like? Hmmm? Don’t forget who introduced you two.” Wooyoung got defensive.

“We’re soulmates we would’ve met anyways.” 

“Were you singing before I got here?” I asked changing the subject.

“Wan’ me ta sing t’you?” he smiled.

“Maybe later.” It’ll be way too loud if he does it in front of the guys because they’ll start competing.

“I lub oyu.” he nuzzled into my shoulder.

“I love you too.” I kissed his cheek.

We got more food and the guys wouldn’t stop drinking, I made San stop before he vomited.

He started humming in my ear and swaying us gently while the others talked.

“y/n? How’s work?” Seonghwa said, looking over.

“Busy, sometimes it’s like I’m the only one who’ll do anything…I’m tired all the time and my god my boss is just oblivious to the whole thing.” I sighed. “Somedays I’m so close to walking out it’s not even funny…”

“Forever you’re my heart.” San whispered quietly, still humming to Star 1117 while holding me.

“Okay I better get you home, you’re starting to sing love songs again.” I looked over at my very red boyfriend, half awake but smiling like a lovesick fool.

“You look so pretty all dresss up.” he smiled as I held his hand to get him up.

“Yes yes my work clothes are very nice.” I chuckled.

“They’d look better on mh floor.” he pulled me closer.

“Sannie-”

“I lov tha way you say my name.” he kissed me.

Yeah time to not be in public….San is a sweet polite boy, he’s kind, caring, compassionate, literally everything you want in a partner….he’s also really fucking hot, nice body, cheekbones that I could cut my finger on, the softest lips I’ve ever felt in my life, and of course what’s behind those kissable lips…his devil of a tongue. Not to mention the bigger devil just hiding under the waistband of his pants.

“San, you gotta help me a little here baby.” I said, trying to pull him out of the car to get up to our apartment.

“Isn’t your boyfriend up there?” he pouts

“Not right now he’s not. Please stand up.” I pulled him up. I see he forgot we were dating….again…. “You’re still my boyfriend, and seeing as you’re in the car and not the apartment I’m not lying.”

“Oh…right.” he giggled and got up. “I have the prettiest girl in the world.” he held my hand and I walked him to the elevators.

Once we got inside the quiet apartment I got his shoes and coat off. You’re probably thinking to yourself, “Y/n…why do you put yourself through this?” Well one…mind your business, two it doesn’t happen often, he knows he’s a lightweight, I like it when he lets go and has fun, three look at those puffy cheeks he’s so cute.

“Sannie you should go shower, you had dance practice today and you’ll feel better in the morning if you do.” I held his cheek since he was leaning in to kiss me again.

“But I’m just gonna get all sweaty gain.” he pouts. “You’re so pwetty baby.”

“Thank you. You’re drunk.”

“Drunk on youuuu.” he captured my lips again. “Pleaseee I can treat you so good baby.”

“San, you’re drunk I really don’t want you to-”

“I won’t regret it! Besides I’m much better, this is our apartment, you’re my girlfriend, we’ve been together for 3 years 360 days 51 weeks 4 minutes 29 seconds, our 4 year anniversary is next week, I want this completely sober, completely hammered, and everywhere in between.” he kissed me again.

Sometimes he really has a way with words….that damn tongue.

“Please let me thank you for being with me.” he kissed me again, and again and down my jaw and pulled my hips towards him. “Need you so bad Jagi.” he groaned.

“San….” I was losing this battle, he was needy…clingy….and just straight up down bad.

“Please let me have a taste.” he whispered sinfully in my ear.

Damn Tongue.

My knees shook as he kissed down from my ear to my neck, his hands moving down to hold me up. He picked me up with such ease, the only thing giving away his intoxication was the slight wobble he had. He threw my clothes off making our way towards the bed calling them the biggest distraction he’s ever had. 

“I love you.” he sat up to undo the belt on his pants to leave him in the white tee he was wearing and just his boxers, already tenting as he threw the pants on the ground. His skin was this light golden that practically gleamed in the right lighting, the golden hue of the streetlamps causing him to look ethereal.

“I love you.” I said back as he reached forward for my hand and I laced our fingers together.

He kissed down my chest undoing the bra I had on with one hand, he made his way down my stomach stopping just above the panties I had put on for today. Ever the dramatic he is he decided to take these off with his teeth rather than his hands, slowly dragging them down my legs until he could pull them off and throw them behind him. He brought one of my legs up to his shoulder and began trailing kisses down from my ankle. I was getting flustered and hot, a little worked up and just in awe of what such a simple act can do. He was getting closer and closer to where I wanted him, I’m sure he could smell it, could see just how wet I was getting.

“This all for me?” he asked looking up at me. I nodded at him. “Use your words baby.”

“Yes Sannie….all for you.” I moaned as his tongue darted out between my folds, his lips encased my clit as he started to suck gently on the bundle of nerves. He was on a mission, he was starving and needed whatever he wanted. His one hand hand my hip pinned down so I couldn’t buck into him his other had long since let go of my hand so he could use his fingers to get me closer and closer to that sweet bliss I craved at this point.

“It’s been too long baby, haven’t tasted you in forever….haven’t felt you in forever.” he moaned as his finger made a squelch. His own hips moving against the bed desperate for some friction.

“San…fuck…right there.” I moaned and bit my lip as he found that soft spot inside me. 

“Let them hear you, get another noise complaint.” he smirked and began to rub just against that spot, my hips jerked and I could feel the coil threatening to snap. “Come on baby girl, looks at you so pretty.”  he went back to using his tongue on my clit.

I moaned out his name as I came all over his hand and face, his chin dripping in arousal. He licked his fingers clean and sat back to take his shirt off, then his boxers, a wet spot forming right where the head of his cock stands. He took his boxers off and moved forward to capture my lips.

“I love you jagiya, you’re so perfect. Perfectly made for me.” he kissed me hard and slid his cock over my folds, my hips twitched when he hit my clit. 

“Please.” I moaned out wrapping a leg around his hips.

“Fuck, no matter how many times I make love to you, it’s always like the first time. Feel like I could bust right now.” he groaned as his hips started moving slightly. “Fuck baby…” he smirked.

I could get lost in the noises and whimpers he makes, almost as good as his singing voice. He gets so needy when drunk. Just the little whimpers in my ears as his hips snapped into me had the sheets drenched in another second, my second orgasm hitting me hard.

“Fuck you feel so good.” we both said in unison.

He reached down between us to play with my clit, the sensitivity hitting like a ton of bricks.

“Shh it’s okay, Sannie’s got cha. Clenching me so tight baby I might bust soon.” he moaned loudly.

He threw my legs over his shoulders, hitting deeper and deeper with every thrust.

“That’s it, that’s my good girl, fucking those moans right outta ya huh? Gonna cum on my cock again pretty?” he groaned.

“Fuck, Sannie, oh fuck please.” I moaned and he pressed down harder on my clit, this time soaking the sheets and our lower halves.

“Oh fuck that’s so hot, baby can I cum? Please? I’ve been good, treated you so good…even made a mess. Please can I cum.” he begged adding kisses for extra insentive. “Please.”

“Please.” I nodded and he let my legs go as his hips jolted sporadically as he came. 

“I fuckin’ love you, so damn much.” he kissed into my hair and then down my face to my lips.

After getting cleaned up together this time, and replacing the sheets, it was finally time for bed. I fell asleep in my favorite place in the world.

“Honestly Jagiya, I don’t know how you put up with me when I’m drunk.” San chuckled hearing me call off from work the next morning.

“You make a pretty convincing argument when you want to.” I laid back down and kissed him.

“I meant it when I said I love you.” he rubbed our noses together.

“I never thought you didn’t mean it lover boy.” I chuckled.

“The guys and I were talking before you got there and well…I was going to wait to give you your present next week, seeing as it’s out anniversary…but I don’t think I can wait any longer.” he smiled and rolled over opening his bedside table and turning back around. “y/n? You make me happier than a kid in a candy store, and smile brighter than the stars in the sky. I think you’ve waited long enough to hear me ask you this and I think 4 years is good enough to know that I don’t want anyone else. Will you marry me? Choi Y/n?”

“Who said anything about taking your name.” I kissed him tears in my eyes and slipping the ring on. “My boyfriend is going to be so upset when he hears I got engaged.”

“I think your fiancee is going to be much happier from now on.” he chuckled but rolled his eyes ever so slightly.

[heckinhacker]

hi so i was wondering if u could do one like “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.” but with kyle, like they are the same and everything, idk if u have already done it

Kyle Broflovski x Reader - South Park might be saved, after all??

Which means we get the version where Kyle meets someone similiar to himself! It's like a 'sequel', (but not really, more like an alternative version with same trope) to “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.”

Remember that when I write for South Park, they're teenagers at less(16 y/o minimum), adults at most! it's silly i write it every south park post but better safe than sorry~

I gave Kyle green color for easier reading experience in dialogues!

note: color code might be broken because lately tumblr on pc is being silly goofy

Kyle had a great grasp of how fucked up situations in south park are having occurances

Aaand he's pretty aware there will be noone else who understands him.

Or so he thought.

There is a new student announced to be in his class while you all were in 4th grade or so?

And you seemed not too quiet, nor too shy, but surely smart enough not to push yourself into any weird situations.

Teacher sat you both together and Kyle tries to talk you up-

"Hey! I'm Kyle, it's refreshing to have a new face around. Want to play with us on long break?"

It's nice to have a new group to play with, so you agree.

Ah, kids and their not complicated feelings, right? <3

You tag along, and you grew really quickly to dislike Cartman-

It's not hard to hate him he's UNBEARABLE,

Kyle wants to let out his signature "Shut up, fatass!"

but you beat him to it-

"Shut up, fatso, mama did not taught you to behave, or was she absent in your life like yo papa?"

You had NO idea he's fatherless and it made other guys go "OOOHHHH--"

you made yourself an enemy in Cartman,

but an ally in Kyle.

You seemed to have similiar nerdy interests,

From playing Stick of Truth and heroes,

to DnD (that he played online, because not with his group-- but he invited you into his new online session!!)

Beside Terrance and Philip, Kyle also liked that vampire/werewolf series called "Under Devil's grasp" that seemed mostly for girls or boring, yet he liked it in secret and once he caught you watching first episodes, just...because,

and then joined you, for his own re-watch and your first watch, he liked seeing how you reacted

"HOW COULD YOU?" you asked out of sudden once, in a call,

"How could I what?" Kyle asks, having you on speaker while he does his homework.

" YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME THAT BARRY WILL BE KILLED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO WARN ME, I GREW TO LOVE HIM AND NOW HE'S GONE."

"Well, you said no spoilers?"

"KYLE."

He giggles, "Plus he had death flags since always so-"

He's playing, it turns out Barry barely lived and hid for like season and a half to return in dramatical moment that he watched with you and you SCREAMED.

And he has a blast with your reactions <3

And so on, you bond over similiarities,

Over years you put many blood, sweat and tears into your friendship, and you're glued by hip. Kyle won't ever pick between you and Stan who is his closer friend, it would be even cruel to ask.

You two got along decently, good, not badly, but it always seemed you're more closer with Kyle than Stan.

You grew beside each other and your families became one, big family because of how close you've gotten between each other and made them grow closer. (Or not if your relation with them is bad)

No matter your family (or your own) relligion, you spend Hanukkah with Kyle and it's almost a norm of you being around.

Listen, Ike? Absolutely adores you. Kyle sometimes has a laugh your'e more of an older sibling than he is.

(Absolute bull, we all know Ike loves Kyle the most <3)

Kyle's family wanted to make little ride to nearest amusement park

Of course they suggested you go too! You're a part of the family already <3

You have the fun of your lives, all of you. Kyle's parents mostly chill around but you, Kyle and Ike are using all the activities possible while you can, stuffing yourselves with snacks and sweets.

Bad idea, if you'd ask me

You went to roller coaster and none of you paid no mind in that choice,

but Kyle's stomach DID pay a mind

Especially in a middle where he felt like throwing out

And hell, he did! But he took out his hat and puked int oit so noone got blessed with mix of dinner and snacks.

He was almost carried out of the roller coaster by you--

You decided to go to ferris wheel and call it after a day.

They were two-people cabin on the wheel, so Ike let you two have one while he went with some other random kid.

Ike is your biggest wingman, he did that on purpose of course. Little guy <3

When you're up high, alone, with Kyle, having option to look at all the view, you can't help but to look at little buildings under you, and then to take a peak at Kyle.

Oh boy, were you surprised when you met his gaze-

He blushed furiously and muttered "Sorry- Uh- did not mean to stare."

Of course - you did not mind, but that was SURPRISING.

You did not bother him about it though. Whatever he had in mind - nothing, or something, he will come around.

But you might've realised that you DO have feelings towards your childhood best friend. For sure.

You remember how I mentioned your shared liked series with Kyle, "Under Devil's grasp" ? Soo...

Imagine it was near end, and studio decided to make finale into movie, two and half hour long one.

It's a series you two follow since you were kids, OF COURSE you have to be there in the cinema.

You ride with Kyle to big city, with his freshly acquired driver license and shitty car of his.

You enjoy your WHOLE drive there, time spent in bigger city, it all was just amazing.

Series, even though it was mostly about vampires and werewolves, was called "Under Devil's grasp" and it's very questionable, for years there were just theories, yet the movie after all those years of content literally ended with said title as last words.

Y'all were crying already enough but it was such a HIT in the face

When you walked out of cinema you whipped your tears out of your eyes, so did Kyle, as you giggled and gushed about the ending of your beloved series.

Ride home was mixed, going from peaceful to chaotic, just atosphere was...magical. Lights of highway, music blasting loudly and Kyle jamming to it, while you take a glance with full adoration at him.

You sing a little, then you rest and sooner than later end up in South Park.

Kyle drives to your house first to drop you off, walks out of car to walk you to your door, and gazes at you.

"Thank you...for today. I had fun! I hope you did too."

"I did, you kidding me? Thanks for even offering. I...really appreciate it."

Kyle seems to hesitate, and then sighs deeply.

"...I love you."

" Yeah, good night to you too man- oh wait what the fuck-??"

"I...wanted to say so, and today's spent time with you made me realise I'd hate you to spend the day out of South Park with someone else. I'd hate for you to have late-night drives with somebody else, I'd hate to see you happy with somebody else because...well, I wish you stayed with me. Of course I mean- have fun with others, I just...I wish you'd keep your heart on my hands. It's fine if you'd prefer to stay friends, I hope it doesn't break our friendship. But I uh...I wanted to let you know."

...that was...a lot. Wow."

He thinks it's a rejection, but...

It's not, really

You grab his cheeks and kiss him before he can get into tangent of self-doubt.

Then smile at him,

and say:

"Information saved. Let's grab something to eat tommorow together too, alright, boyfriend?"

You smile and wave him away goodnight and closed your door.

...

"...boyfriend?"

He's so giddy pls <3

Other's reactions:

Ike:

FUCKING FINALLY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALO.

My little dude was waiting for the moment you hold hands and kiss each other already for TOO LONG

I mean, don't kiss too much in front of him he'd gag, it's still his older brother we're talking about

but at least Kyle pinning over you days are OVER.

He congratulates you and gives you gift cards of "congratulations on marriage!" drew with crayons and pencils

My man Ike is an anime fan, he made you badass gift card <3

Stan:

Not surprised but surprised at the same time.

He's second biggest fan, first being Ike

He learned the news from Kyle himself the same night you became a thing, later Ike hit him up because he was excited BSHSH

He hears Kyle out and congratulates him A LOT

Kenny:

He kind off knew? everyone kind off knew but he was sure you were already dating so...

news were shocking because

"Weren't you dating already? damn-"

he was sure you're married and expecting a kid/j

he doesn't have strong reaction because, as I said, it's not much of a news for him not going to lie

Cartman:

He always tried taking away whatever Kyle loved the most

So he's salty he failed this time

He always makes you both miserable, with slightest show of affection he is making big clown show out of it

Enough that just guys ask you to STOP with PDA because Cartman is being fucking annoying

He's just that salty single friend man for sure <3

Lemme be honest, it's not one of my best works, but I have (I am in a middle of...) 9 days streak of work straight, I am exhausted beyond human belief, but maybe because my ability to hold my ground is shitty, thanks depreshon--

So yes, It's not my best piece, but it was pretty much expected, so :>

I wanted to tag @bath1lda because of "kyle kyle" spam ask hehe- I hope you, and everyone else who read it, a nice "have a good read" :>

[littleprincefan]

OOOHHHH this is cool…… ty for the tag MEOW

side quests i want to do!!

1. make a little prince movie that actually embodies my vision for this story

2. fully get rid of my unease around spiders (i rlly rlly like them but still freeze up when i see one 💔💔)

3. find the Perfect vanilla + strawberry ice cream combination

4. learn italian!!!!!!!!

5. regain my love for painting and drawing

6. learn how to sew

7. drop the caffeine addiction 💔

8. write even more than i already do

9. complete my challenge of watching every single ethan hawke movie

10. learn more “useless” information about things

AND TAGS @davidlikebowie-noturaccountant @driftingthruspace @litt1eprincefan @mintpigeon @chameleon3 @tenantoftheorpheumcircuit ahhhhh

Thank you @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies for inventing this tag game! It was fun :)

Tag game: What are some side quests you want to do? They can be completely unserious, maybe hobbies you want to pursue sonetime or something utterly outlandish?

1. Publish a book someday

2. Be fluent in another language (maybe Norwegian?)

3. Write a script, make a short film, create something like that

4. Read a book, watch a film, and listen to an album from every country! Already working on this haha

5. Learn how to be a novice chef, someone who has a strong repertoire of meals and can cook for anyone who needs it

6. Make a video essay and post it on YouTube

7. Learn how to play an instrument (probably the guitar)

8. Be able to do a good Irish accent

9. Build/join a community wherever I move to in the future

10. Ride in a hot air balloon!!

No pressure tags: @good--merits-accumulated @schofielded @scriptscraps @poetrusic1959 @vinesandvellichor @yawping-poets-society @axe-76 @ampersands-and-ellipses @darklordabigail @prophecyhaunted @til-tonight-do-us-part + anyone who wants to join!

[deedala]

Wooooo its ✨Macy's Tag Game Tuesday✨!! thanks for tagging me @celestialmickey @creepkinginc @metalheadmickey @energievie @michellemisfit and @lingy910y 💕 and as always thanks macy for cookin it up!! 🌟

name: deanna🌿

age: noel aged 🙃

where are you from originally? O🌽HI🌾O

your go-to coffee, tea, or soda of choice: at home its hot coffee with oatmilk and vanilla creamer, out and about coffee its an iced peppermint oatmilk latte ☕️

your comfort film: well i have a lot but today lets say... Austenland 👒

how many siblings do you have? one

if you could take a vacation anywhere, where would it be? Norway!!🇳🇴 though i would also really love to go visit some mediterranean islands too 🐚

last song you listened to: dove cameron - girl like me

do you believe in aliens? ...i want to believe 𝚇 👽 no but really somethings gotta be out there somewhere!

what about ghosts? not so much ghosts that are like self-aware or have intentions or anything. but i think like bad energy can get stuck places. does that sound silly??? 💀 *mickey voice* what am i a fucking scientist? i dont know...

it’s 2am. you can’t sleep. you get up to get a snack. what is it? ooohhhh probably a handfull of green olives and/or some pretzels! 🫒🫒🫒

and finally, share something you’ve done/made recently that you’re proud of: i finally got my pencil drawing of my debbie for double pride month theme finished and after struggling quite a bit i actually really like how she's lookin at this point!!

Okay now i shall tag some little nuggets and forgive me i've not seen a lot of the dash today so im sorry if i tag anyone who has already done this!! @harrowhark-a-vagrant @thepupperino @too-schoolforcool @lee-ow @grossmickey @callivich @gardenerian @mickeysgaymom @sirrudo @mmmichyyy @juliakayyy @sleepyfacetoughguy @purplemagpie @grumble-fish @heymrspatel @sickness-health-all-that-shit @mishervellous @vintagelacerosette @mikhailoisbaby @lalazeewrites @suzy-queued @crossmydna @babygirlmickey @depressedstressedlemonzest

[migirizuki]

New influencer in magicam is a... shrimp!?

Part one(your here),part Two,part three

You're profile picture

You're vtuber model

A/n: she's ebi-chu from twitter I don't know anything about her except using her vtuber model as an example FO THE SHAKE OF OUR PLOT now feel free to read

Sorry for those genderfluid etc but our y/n will be a girl again sorry if your not expecting this

Back to the plot

Third pov

"hey have you heard about the new influencer In magicam?" Said studen A "yeah I heard about her aren't her voice so cute!?" Said student B "what's her name again?" Said student A "PFFT- your such a Normie guys" said student C as he continues "her name was kobei-chi get it right and not only her voice is cute same goes to her avatar student B" as student C rolled his eyes at his friends as they walk away from the library

And there's y/n sitting in the library while reading a book for potions her next subject while waiting for the squad, but do you really think she's reading? no she had been listening to the three boys who had happened have been gossiping abouy sudden appearance of so called kobei-chi on magicam as she listened she had a little ghostly smile on her face

Until adeuce duo came chatting about the same thing about this girl named kobei-chi

"I'm telling you deuce you should see kobei-chi! She's really cute and funny!" Said ace to deuce while deuce just rolled his eyes "yeah yeah I'll check her out LATER" said deuce imphazing the later and ace cheers with yes! "What are you guys talking about?" Said y/n even tho she already know who are they talking about

Kobei-chi the famous vtuber by just playing games and making edit videos, manga,streams about her or playing with her fans in games

Now her followers are now reach 7 million followers and more and behind that vtuber model was our hero in a villains lair y/n

Our One and only calm y/n

Y/n know this might lead a rivalry between her and Vil she doesn't want that after all that's her friend Vil,

Vil schoenheit had 5 million followers always second to neige but that never let it get to him believe it or not his comfort character we the famous vtuber he always watch was kobei-chi who give a very wise advice that reminds him of y/n much but he never really bother him anyways but still quite jealous of the followers

One time there was an "ask" was full of likes that vil saw on one of his comment section

ANONASK:

@Vil_schoenheit! Would you do a collaboration with @kobei-chi?? I really like to see how both of your interaction would be??

👍 1k likes 🔄 120 shares

vil didn't know what to do at this point he knows kobei-chi is quite popular these days because of her cute voice and flowery personality

So he did what to anon ask and chat kobei-chi if he could be one of her live streams after all he is curious about this 'kobei-chi girl'

Y/n on the other hand was sweating bullets because her "senior" the vil schoenheit was texting her to be IN the live stream with her

'ooohhhh shiiiiiisssshheesss' (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

After all that's her senior plus she's not talking as y/n she's talking as kobei-chi!

And she has her vtuber character to hide her true identity

One time when vil was on the live stream with kobei-chi of course asking questions then and there until

FUROYDO_eel donated M 10,000

Kobei-chi say womp womp!

"WOMP! WOMP!" As she smiles cutely on everyone

Vil went Doki Doki tried not to show it he just cover his face whole blushing

Floyd on the other hand was SQUEING on the monstro lounge

"FLOYD SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!!"

(ask are now open)

Tags

@angelettecloud10 @txoru

[moonlight-prose]

Pleasure is a Kind of Pain

a/n: who asked for president loki ruining them? no one, but i literally can't get that man out of my HEAD. so here we are. this is just filth with no plot and a sprinkle of poetic bullshit.

Not tagging anyone cause it's pretty filthy and idk who wants to read this. Not beta read OR edited so if there are mistakes....that's my bad.

summary: pissing him off never goes well, but you seem to never get enough of pressing his buttons.

word count: 2.5k

pairing: president!loki x fem!reader

warnings: ooohhhh boy your girl went batshit insane on this one; EXPLICIT SO MINORS YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE, knife play, knife kink cause it's me, hate fucking turned to love, cussing, prez loki being mean, choking, tw: blood, fingering, cum play, p in v sex, dominant president loki, slight submission, tenderness cause i'm a softie.

You were fucked.

Literally as well as figuratively, because you had cussed him out using some of the most vulgar language you could fit into a single sentence. Knew that the second the words left your mouth you’d find yourself in a situation similar to the one you were in now. Shoved against the wall with a dagger to your throat. It was dramatic - even for him - but you couldn’t deny the way you physically reacted to riling him up.

Watching his face contort into an expression of absolute rage. A part of you didn't mind that the fury was directed at you, and perhaps that the part you should have shut down. The sick portion of your brain that kept you in place. Leaving you wondering if it was you or him that had created this burning need in your body. That had you unconsciously arching yourself towards his blade.

A smile begins to spread on your lips at the sight of him baring his teeth at you.

"What are you going to do prez?" you asked with a taunting lilt behind your words. Already prepared for what was to come with the storm behind the false calm in his eyes.

There wasn't much that had to be done in order for his strands of control to snap. Hell, he'd sever them himself happily if it meant getting to see you this way. Willingly resign himself to being forever known as the devil. A temper that would put other Lokis to shame.

"You seem to be in a playful mood," he replied, his voice teeming with venom.

How could you not be? When he held a knife so delicately, so reverently, against your throat that it could be deemed as romantic. The type that he portrayed that is. No words to be said; merely a few grunted words, spit in your direction as you pressed the buttons under his skin. A delight you partook in far too often for your own good, for your own sanity. But what was the point of sanity when the opposite was - oh so - delicious.

When what he offered you - chaos on a gold platter served with a side of pain - was better than anything you had before. Better than never playing in this game he enjoyed.

"That's putting it lightly."

That made him smile. His lips curling up into a look that could be its own version of lethal.

He had an ego that was for sure. You knew it the second you met him. Charm that could sweep anyone off their feet, with eyes that made deals with the devil.

“I would ask what you want, but it seems to me like you’ve already decided on something.” A lie that you’d grown fond of hearing, unlike all the other ones. He already knew what you wanted, what he wanted more specifically, and you wanted to bet it had something to do with the way he was looking at you.

Wetting your lips you reached for the hand that wasn’t gripping his weapon, dragging it down towards the button of your pants. Showing him exactly what you desired, what you’d be giving him if he willed it, if he wished for it. People would call it a mistake to let him consume you, to have him drag you into the whirlwind storm that was his love. Yet the mistake had already been made.

Again, and again. You continued to choose him over anything else. Chose his silvertongue that whispered lies of sweetness to you; promised a love that you fell for each time. Because it was addicting. He was your drug, the one thing you’d never be rid of. The person you couldn’t say goodbye to.

“Good girl,” he whispered, knife pressing further into your throat until it bordered on pain. Until it had your heart racing, eyes fluttering closed in euphoric passion.

His lips met yours in a bruising kiss, teeth and tongue rendering you useless as his hand popped the button on your pants effortlessly. A move he’d done more times than you could count. And yet you still fall apart for it each time. Begged for it, because it was just what he made you out to be; his perfect spitfire. Someone who could go toe-to-toe with him in both combat and the throes of passion.

“You’re already a mess for me.” Another taunt, followed by a kiss that had you gasping for air. His teeth pricking open the skin of your bottom lip; a coppery taste of your blood mixing with the taste of him.

Both complementary of each other as they should be. Balance in its darkest form.

A smile curved on your lips, eyes lighting up with a challenge. “I could make myself a better mess...since you’re taking so long.”

He didn’t like that; eyes flashing with a look that told you everything you needed to know. You were challenging his pride. Teasing him with the insinuation that he wasn’t an adequate lover, that he couldn’t turn you into a puddle of nerves. Voice nearly gone from how loud he could make you scream. And while it was a statement you both knew to be false, he still didn’t like that you had the guts to say it aloud.

His hand slipped underneath the band of your pants, forehead pressing against yours as he found you to be soaked. His own smile took over; the knife still stuck in place.

“Now,” he breathed out, lips barely brushing against yours. “I believe I’m the only one allowed to lie.”

“Since when has that - fuck - been a rule?” You wanted to let him know that control went both ways in this fucked up situation you shared. Except that would only be another lie.

He had you wrapped around his fingers. The same ones that had plunged into you, finding the spot along your wall that had your legs shaking. It was unfair how fast he could shove you off the ledge. With only a few words that were borderline mean, the grin on his face was something you wanted to slap off. Yet you couldn’t move. Not when the knife was still against your throat; a piece of his dominance in such a pretty weapon.

Pressing his thumb against your clit he watched - enraptured - as your eyes fluttered shut, mouth falling open, another sinful sound echoing off the dirty walls. You were his; his love in the form of an angel with a bloodlust that would terrify the devil himself.

“It’s been a rule ever since you said you were mine.” His voice, sickly sweet, cooed in your ear. Eyes trained on your body that writhed underneath his touch.

Your impending orgasm building up in your body. The pressure, glorious in its own way; driving you to the very edge until you could no longer hear what he was saying. He crooked his finger in a certain way that changed the angle of the way they pumped into you, and that’s what did it. Had you clutching onto his tattered suit jacket, a high pitched sob falling from your lips as the pleasure crested and you were left in shatters.

Chest heaving as you tried to catch your breath. A sting of pain on your throat as your movement caused the blade to prick your skin. It didn’t matter. Didn’t bother you, because you were still coming down from your high, body floating above The Void in it’s own way.

His lips slotted against yours again. Roughly licking into your mouth as he sucked on your tongue, moaning when your hands dug into his hair. Yanking it painfully to pull his head back, giving you access to his neck. The knife shifted slightly to allow you room to place your mark on his skin; to show that not only were you his, but he was yours. He would always be yours.

Power play be damned.

A groan tore from his chest, hand gripping the back of your neck to keep you in place, the hardness that dug into your hip telling you how much he was enjoying this. How much he loved giving you a small piece of control. It didn’t border on give and take. Didn’t abide by those rules.

No, it was take and take and take, whenever he wanted. Whenever you wanted. You were desperate for one another; willing to go through pain for each other and beg for more. Beg to have a love that had been poisoned a long time ago.

“Enough.” One single word to get you to stop, but you were stubborn. Refused his every command, because it was fun.

A snarled out cuss word echoed off the walls, the knife pushing into your throat as he worked on your pants with the other; his teeth baring with feral need. You had your fun and now it was time for him to ruin you for everyone else. For him to hear you sweetly cry out for him. With your assistance you managed to yank your pants off, kicked them across the floor with your shoes; his trousers only needing to be opened to where you could pull him out.

“Someone’s desperate,” you whispered, lips pressing against the corner of his mouth, hand stroking him lightly. Just to feel his chest heave, his breath leaving his mouth in pants.

Gripping your thigh he slung your leg around his hip, lips brushing against your cheek in a move that was far too delicate for him. Too much romance and yet you welcome it. Kissed him softly, winding your arms around his neck, tongue meeting his as he pushed into you. The feeling familiar; something you couldn’t give up. And maybe this was the sick part. The poison that bled through your dynamic with him.

Except it was far too good to let it go. His hips meeting yours, the fullness of him too good for you to do anything else but cry into his mouth. The slight pinch of pain that came with taking all of him is just another addition to the euphoria he brought you Another reason you were addicted to him.

“So prez,” you said, knowing the next few words would diminish the romance, would tear it to shreds. “You going to fuck me like I’m yours?”

The smile he gave you was almost rueful. Malicious in all the right ways, because you still had a knife to your throat. Still had the tang of your blood on your tongue, and it wasn’t enough. Because you wanted the monster to come out. Wanted to see the Hyde to your Jekyll.

“Don’t ask for things that will break you,” he replied, his grip on your hip letting you know what he fully intended to do.

You returned his smile with fierce voracity, the need for him clear enough. “Maybe I want to be broken.”

His eyes flashed dangerously, a look that told you everything you needed to know, before he was pulling out. Slamming back into you hard enough for your head to hit the wall. A cry of surprise leaving your lips, hands digging into the fabric of his jacket to keep him close. It was brutally beautiful. Everything you wanted; everything you asked him for.

Words in a different language were spat out, hips slamming into yours as he dragged you to another blissful cliff. One you’d happily fall off of. It was madness in the purest form. Hatred coupled with a love so sinful it had your heart twisting violently in your chest, and you loved it. Ached for it. Moans tore from your throat, unabashedly loud, because you couldn’t give a shit. Not when he was fucking you like it was the last time.

The steady sound of your slick mixed with the sounds of skin slapping against skin. His grunts sounded just as pretty as your sobs. Nails began to prick at the skin of his neck as you wrapped your palms around it, wanting to show him that this was not his time to be in control. This was an equal show of dominance and if anything it had him slamming into you faster.

Eyes turning vicious in delight at the sight of your wrecked expression.

“So fucking pretty for me,” he harshly got out, knife tilting your chin up, until you were looking up into his eyes. “Bending to my will.”

“Fuck. You.”

He chuckled, shifting the angle of his thrusts, searching for one that would make you relent your hold on his throat. And he found it the second your head fell against the wall, eyes rolling back, a high pitched scream ripping from your chest. A sight that he wished to see over and over again. And he would get to. Each thrust focused on the same spot; your leg starting to shake violently until it was clear you were right there.

On the precipice.

“Oh but my sweet darling,” he whispered, his voice cracking slightly from holding his own pleasure at bay. “You are fucking me. Or is it me who is fucking you?”

Just as you were about to fall, crash into a heap and love every second. He froze. You screamed in anger, hands hitting his chest; tears falling from the corners of your eyes.

“Why?” you gasped out, desperate for him to move.

He simply smiled. “I want you to beg for it.”

Yet another taunt, another piece of the game, yet you were too far gone to fight him on it now. You needed it; craved it until you were walking the border of sanity and madness. The wave of emotions turning you into a whimpering mess, because you wanted him.

“Please,” you whispered, hands cupping his face as you arched your neck. Giving his blade more access to the delicate skin there. “Please fuck me. Ruin me Loki. I’m yours forever. I’ve always been yours. Everything about me is-”

You let out a strangled gasp when he moved again. The speed from before only grew until you could do nothing but fall against the wall. Melt into his grasp and cry out for him when he pressed against your clit to shove you off the edge. You were pretty sure you screamed until everyone could hear you, but that didn’t matter, because it was too good to stay silent. Far too much for you to handle.

He dropped the knife to the ground, burying his face into your neck until he was finding his own release. A moan of your name falling from his lips, only seeming to add to the pleasure that coursed through your body.

His cum dripped down your thighs even before he pulled out, and you knew he liked it.

Found it to be one of his favorite sights.

“My love,” he breathed out, tenderness showing through the fury. “You anger me on purpose.”

You sighed, content to remain there with him inside of you. “It’s worth it.”

He smiled, fingers dancing along your spine. “Perhaps it is.”

This was the side of him you rarely got the chance to see. The tender man behind the chaos, behind the cold exterior he showed to the rest of the world. The man who whispered promises to you that he intended on keeping. Ones that would result in situations like this; pleasure bordering on pain in its own delicious way.

A game you would never stop playing.

[lululawrence]

Hey love! Hope you're having a good day :)

I'm looking for Omega Louis pretends to be a beta/alpha trope fics. The only ones I could find were Big White Lie and your fic. You're my last hope to rec me some more of this trope.

If you don't know any, can you tell me who I could ask?

Thank you xx

omg omg omg i LOVE SECRET OMEGA FICS OKAY AHHHHHH the secret omega louis aspect does make it a little more difficult but ohhhhhh darling let's see what i can do for you here

this is absolutely not a comprehensive list, but there's so few people who use the secret omega tag lollll i'm doing the best i can with the fics in my bookmarks though, so here's a great place for you to start after my fic and big white lies! enjoy, i hope you find some here you haven't read yet!

In Your Black Heart (Is Where You'll Find Me) by @graceling-in-a-suit (36k, E, Harry/Louis, non-traditional a/b/o dynamics, historical, a touch of fantasy, secret omega Louis, pirate captain Louis, treasure hunting, omega Harry, as Eliot's tags say: swashbuckling! romance! lying about your gender! what more could you want?, I LOVE THIS FIC VERY MUCH THANKS)

Like a Timebomb Ticking in Your Head by decorationxx (Mitzsie) (26k, T, Harry/Louis, canon divergent, alpha harry, secret omega louis, omega Niall, alpha Liam, alpha Zayn, manipulation, lies, insecure Louis, Louis makes a deal with management that he can come out as omega if Harry presents as alpha (check) and they're together, and louis stakes his career on it, and... yeahhhhh you can imagine it isn't pretty but ooohhhh it's exactly the kinda angst i love lol)

pray for some sweet simplicity by @eeveelou (237k, E, Harry/Louis, secret omega Louis, alpha Harry, motorcycle racing, journalist Harry, Louis is the first omega to make it to the top ranks of racing, except he is keeping it under wraps because of the politics of it all, the worldbuilding here is exquisite, and the story is so complex, slow burn, angst, sooooo much angst, enemies to lovers, developing relationship)

Cameras Flashing by @juliusschmidt (82k, E, Harry/Louis, famous/non-famous, alpha Harry, omega Louis, pop star Louis, consultant Harry, fake relationship, coming out, like listen i don't really know what more to say about this fic, except if you don't know it already, then please read it okay, it was written for me and i flipped out when the fic posted for the exchange and it's been like six years now, and I need to reread it cause there's a lot in there i've forgotten, but it is INCREDIBLE)

There's No Reason To Hide by ellie1217 (39k, E, Harry/Louis, canon divergent, alpha Harry, secret omega Louis, alpha Liam, alpha Zayn, omega Niall, secrets, friends to lovers, coming out, louis' been hiding his secondary gender for so long that no one outside of like three people know he's an omega, and this fic is one of the first i ever read in this trope waaaaaaay back in like 2014 lol and anyway it means very much a lot to me thanks, that said it is NOT COMPLETE, it is abandoned at 11 chapters, what i'm saying is if anyone wants to write a fic that takes this concept and make it your own, and like COMPLETE IT, I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER THANKS)

[rayshippouuchiha]

Reeeey! I see the piercing tag in the Oyabun Ichigo Au and, despite my own piercing that refuse to heal already, here is the idea:

This little motherfuckers in Ichigo's nipples

And Urahara ane-san is the one who put them there, of course tehehehe

OOohhhh Ohh I like those!!

Ichigo already has his nipples pierced by the time him and Kisuke get to the shirts off for whatever reason stage but oohh I could see Kisuke being just a bit obsessed and like thirst making these things long before he probably should have.  Ichigo gonna find em on his nightstand one evening and be like “hmmm”

[nyctospoilers]

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Episode 7: Reason for Disappearance

WHY would you take him through the CORRIDORS of DARKNESS, XEHANORT??? He’s not even fucking reacting to the “pushes” of darkness because his heart just got shattered, that poor boy.

okay 65 years later…

^ THE BLUE ROBE GUY

“My mentor taught me the one inscribed in the book, chosen to be a dark vessel, can connect their heart to others and feel what the feel” okay 1. “Omg he’s such an empath” but seriously 2. I wonder if this connects to what Darkness said about Ventus, and how through him all of them can like… regain themselves?? I think it said. Either their wills or their forms, I can’t remember. But interesting…

“I must embrace these emotions. Let them flow into my heart” oh lmao I thought Xehanort was referring to Ventus, is he talking about himself?? Or a combination of the two because in the BBS reports, Xehanort wanted Ventus to be his vessel at first, but decided he was too weak so he changed his mind to Terra.

^ OH MY GOODDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SHUT UPPPPPPPP. I’M SO GLAD I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS BINGOOO LMAO. THIS GAME FUCKING DELIVEREDDDDD. I thought it would cut away before they came on screen tbh LOL. Oh well it kinda did but still LOL

Eraqus “Better late than never” that says so much LOL

“Water under the bridge” Xehanort 🥺 Eraqus is so fucking gay 4 U

Xehanort “I took him under my wing this past year” okay noted 

“He might be the one” “Are you sure?” 👀 yes computer enhance

^ okay this is fucking funny

Reason for Disappearance

Okay, I’ll just say it. I can’t tell if Eraqus and Vor are just friends (because I fucking love platonic relationships between men and women), or if this is a developer’s decision to make us acknowledge that no, Eraqus and Xehanort are not gay lmao. Shipping mindset and “okay what’s really going on at this Disney ruled IP team” are two different mindsets for me. That being said, I really do like the friendship between Eraqus and Vor LOL

“How do we defeat something like that?” okay that lingering into a scene transition is so sexy

Odin calling the vessels for darkness “A necessary sacrifice” oh boy here we go

Okay so I feeeeel like everything Odin said here, we already knew. 7 hearts of light. summoning KH and using it’s power affects the entire world– so is it worth using KH if just to save the few “vessels of darkness” who are sacrifices?

“The dark seeker will finally be upon us” yeeess yesssssss

Aww Hermod!

ERAQUS JOGGING IN PLACE LOL

THE UNDERWORLLDDDD (((also damn… does that mean the other classmates really did die…)))

^ THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYYY. I swear to god if I un-blacklist this game, and nobody else thinks this game is funny, I will be so mad LOL

Awwww Hoder…. :(

Not MALEFICENT!!!!

God Hoder’s dress is so pretty

^ AARON PAUL SCREME MEME

Daaaaaaamn dudeeeee fuckkkkkkk

HE WAS IN THE INFIRMARY THIS WHOLE TIME????

God am I going to get Phil talking to Xehanort…..

^ Dumbass shdkdhkdjd

Bragi “if I choose Eraqus, you’ll tag along, right Xehanort?” HA!

THE WAY XEHANORT MOVED AWAY FROM ERAQUS LMAAOOO

Jesus christ they are fucking DIGGING at eraqus asdlkfjasdf

Yesss I looove the underworld music, its one of my favorite world themes LOL

Hades “Disappeared? Oh right, Mortals. Always have to sugarcoat everything. Personally, I prefer ‘dead.’” STOP LMAAAOOOO

Ugh cerberus is going to be so hard I know it… I’m going to use so many revives… JUST KIDDING I only needed 1 lmao

The hand grab 💞⭐🤸💫 You fucking know xehanort was doing some Mr. Darcy-hand-stretch after that

^ Damn the upper classmates really did die… NOOOOO NOT THE SIDE PONYTAIL GIRRRLLLL 😭😭😭

“We discovered an evil fairy that put a curse on a princess” so when the FUCK. do these disney worlds take place!!!!! Cause Aurora was during BbS!!! Wtf!!!!

^SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY SET UP CAMP AND ARE ASLEEP. SHUT UPPPP

u tellin’ me a 14 year old noob defeated maleficent when 4 trained students could not…

OOOHHHH So the Underworld IS connected to the final world. Okay, I’m glad that’s cleared up for me now.

Damn c’mon, philosophy!

Hades “pfft like I can tell who’s who” LMAO

NOOO HERMOD AND URDDD

Wtf is this light… OH ITS ODIN. that is so gandalf of him to glow like that LOL. c'mon, light of earendil!

“So only you remain…” damn… so did.. Baldr and Bragi die off screen???

65 years later

^HEY BITCH!!!!

Xehanort “I did this for him, not you.” oh dayumn

^ Why does vanitas stand like 🧍‍♂️

Godddd I am DYING to know why Ventus has a heart of pure light (like PURE pure light) if he isnt a Princess of Heart!!!

He DOES remember ventus. Then Xehanort WTF!!! Why did you like.. Practically torture him asdlfkjsdf

[hqrbinger]

Ah no it's not for the ebg!

I just wanna be your friend!

I just didn't know how so i thought why not become an anon

I'll just reveal myself later on!

OOOHHHH APOLOGIES- i thought someone was trying to sabo me for the ebg ASHASDHKJSD IM SORRY-

i have an anon w that tag already, but if u would like to stick around i'd love to b friends and b able to give u a proper tag hehe :D