#PHAT SIMP FOR THIS MAN

[pizzaapeteer]

Pleassssse vee this is so cute! I CANT BREATHE IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS

King of Casual Dominance YA HUH, Riddles Princess STOP IT RTFN, him sending you playlists omfg I can’t handle that’s like my favourite thing everrrr 🥹😫😭

how mattheo would love you in every love language ♡

G I F T S

Mattheo wasn't proud of where his family money came from; in fact, most people didn't even know he was wealthy as he walked around in frayed robes and old hoodies.

But he l o v e d being able to spoil you.

It wasn't just about how expensive the gifts were...

...I mean some of it was (looking at you, diamond earrings for Christmas, the 16k gold 'M' around your neck, your new Louis Vuitton and the trip to Italy you took over fall break).

But the gifts that meant the most to you had nothing to do with what they cost: his favorite band t-shirt, worn and washed so many times it was heavenly soft, or the playlist he randomly texted you one day with every song that made him think of you.

Better yet were the smallest things that let you know you had been on his mind, like when he grabbed you extra dessert at dinner and brought it to you in the library while you were studying, or the flowers that showed up the morning of your big exam.

This boy lived to shower you every way he knew how.

W O R D S of affirmation

Mattheo is so cheeky and such a goofball, honestly.

He's quick with a joke, and his signature smirk, but he chooses his words very carefully around you and doesn't throw around empty compliments.

So, when he did speak up, you knew it was important.

You craaaveeed his praise and feedback, so when he picked you up for your first date and he didn't immediately say anything about your outfit, you were lowkey devastated.

But when you were walking hand in hand back to the castle after a perfect evening in Hogsmeade and he pulled you into his side and whispered "you are unbelievably gorgeous, I can't keep my eyes off of you" it was so much more sincere and meaningful.

(After that, you were his hook, line + sinker).

Not everything he'd say was about your looks. He would brag about you and gas you up to his friends, complimenting your intelligence, your kindness, your hard work.

"You know YN could have been a model? Yeah, they asked her and she said she wanted to focus on her studies, fucking brains and beauty that one."

And trust this carried over into the bedroom, the one place he went absolutely overboard, whispering every single thing you wanted to hear, knowing how crazy it drove you.

Quality T I M E

Something that was different with Mattheo right from the start is that you were always a priority to him.

Boys asked to hang out when you two already had plans? Too bad.

In big ways and little ways it was like he created moments to spend time together.

He'd go out of his way to walk you to every class, even though it made him late for all of his.

"And miss the chance to show off my girl to the whole school? Pass."

The way he'd lay on your bed as you did your nighttime skincare routine, or join you in the library to study.

(Well, you studied potions and he studied you).

He had a permanent seat next to you at every meal.

He'd only had to shove Pansy, then Draco, then Theo aside so many times before they got the hint, all shifting automatically when he came to join you now.

He would look for literally any excuse to be near you, to be in your orbit.

Acts of S E R V I C E

The way this boy would do literally anything for you. A n y t h i n g.

On anyone else, it would look foolish the way he ran after you like a schoolboy, but he cherished you like his queen.

Putting his jacket over puddles so you didn't have to step on them.

Rushing ahead of you to open every door.

Kneeling down to tie your shoe.

One fifth year once had the audacity to say something about it.

The next day he had a black eye.

Date nights? Organized, sorted, planned.

You basically never had to lift a finger again, you wanted for nothing.

He'd carry your books, really carry anything for you (your bag, your jacket, your wand, your water bottle).

And when he couldn't be there to walk you to class or carry your books, trust there were two Slytherin first years waiting for you to do it for him.

You were Riddle's Princess after all, and everyone knew it

Physical T O U C H

His hands. On you. All. The. Time.

Rubbing your thigh, his fingers tangling in yours or twirling your hair. A hand at your back in the hallways or grasping you firmly to him in larger crowds.

King of Casual Dominance

Why would you sit in a chair when his lap is open and waiting for you?

His head on your lap whenever possible so you could run your fingers through his chestnut curls.

And, conversely, not knowing what the fuck to do with his hands when you weren't around; his leg would bounce anxiously, his hands would fidget, messing with his tie, tapping on his desk, fiddling and twitching to feel your soft skin.

Oh and the way this boy kissed you...

In the morning. In the evening. On the stairs. In bed. Before Quidditch practice. In the middle of breakfast. During class. He did not give a single fuck who was around or what the circumstances were.

You're literally standing outside of transfiguration, two feet in front of McGonagall and his lips are warm and running over yours like he's going off to war. "That's enough Mr. Riddle!" her shrill voice would ring out.

(He'd ignore her).

And you'd slip past her a full minute later with rosy cheeks, trying to right your lipgloss, a shy smile on your face as you avoided eye contact with her.

taglist: @kenjikishimotoswifey, @mattiesgf, @sleepiibunniiii, @darlingshecried, @girllblogging777, @foivetimesacharm, @clar2aa, @broadwaybaby123, @slytherinscreamqueen

[queenendless]

SMUGLY

A/n: SHORT 🔞 PIECE. Watching video of Vtuber Shoto simping over Dill from Cat Boys Paradise is basically me dying to go hard on this green eyed bastard. I ❤️ him. Also, @catgirlxox this is for you and our fellow Ben simp gurls~!

Your touch starved, sexually deprived self wants to wipe that smug ass look of his smug ass face. His precious, adorable, beautiful face. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! And this young man lover of yours is more than willing to fulfill your urges. This cocky, stubborn, showboat that is Ben would be gluttonous for his favorite drink besides smoothies.

"Imma about to bust a nut all over~" Your breathless, heated words made him stand upright and leak like a waterfall. His muffled whines were stuffed from your just as gushing pussy, sucking and slurping like the ever parched man that he truly is. Your unhinged, pitched moans got him writhing beneath you. "Don't ever stop, beloved~ Never stahp~!"

Stroking and clawing at that thick veiny cock of his had him groaning harshly, kneading and clawing at his handful grasp of your phat cheeks smothering his already beet red face, pulling them apart enough to spread your folds farther, angling that skillfull tongue to hit from a new point, all to traverse each inch of you inside. As per usual.

Gorging down that meatstick fully, your neck throbbed as your throat got stuffed, suckling on that head with much gusto. Your hand kept their support on his hip as you went up and down his dong, manhandling his nutsack with gusto. His orgasmic yells reverberated through you as he squirted his thick creaminess for you to chug down. Your own muffled aroused moans around his dick you stroked feverishly came from his tongue hit that special bundle of nerves persistently had you busting down all over his face and neck, drowning him in bliss.

"Fuck, angel~" Benjamin Kirby Tennyson – your beloved Ben – panted out as you finally got off him, sliding him right outta your mouth, letting you both breathe, your cum coating his brusied lips, his eyes hazy with lustful endearment, as your face leaned down to his heaving one, kissing him breathlessly, smirking through it all.

"Whose smug now~?"

[kreamcakez]

Dumbfication- Daichi

(Kinktober day 23)

Smut

HCs

CW: as always I've aged him up. Me simping and this not being proof read

AN: Daddy Captain crow, DAICHI!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽😩. I love this man more than Tsumu's phat thighs 😩. Okay let me stop. Please enjoy and be nice with your words because these are only my thoughts.

★MDNI★

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★ Daichi is an other Haikyuu character I'd like to come me with his thighs alone— hand to tho- okay! 😃 sure he's a nice and generous soul but I would like to think and say he's a BEAST (like Ushijima) but he'll actually fuck you so hard to the point you're brain is a pile of mashed potatoes.

★I ALSO like to believe with him being team captain in highschool and all that he's got an awesome stamina and speed. Soooooo he can go for a long while- like a longggg while. So high speed, stamina, and strength...= Daichi rail ways

★Me personally I think he likes you see your face and how blissed out you look. With teay eyes and a little drool, ya' know..

★He also likes to cut you off. Example? → Well let's say he told you to beg. You'd be in the middle of begging then he'd do something to make you whimper/ whine/ moan/ cry out/ ect.. he likes to do this most while you're saying his name.

★ Now into the kink itself! Dai as I said before is strong. And likes to see you blissed out. So think with me here what if he enjoys holding you in place and ramming you. His body on yours. It only drives him more.

★The reason he'd fuck you stupid? Simply because it's a turn on for him to see you so submissive and the only word you can say is his name. And the only sounds you make are moans. So Dai is a huge fan of making you silly.

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AN: Daddy Daichi 🏃🏾🛐 hope you enjoyed tho it's kinda short.

[breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara]

Shuichi,what do you think about our dear BBL addicted shorstack queen Hiyoko?

What do I think about our favorite addicted short stack? Hiyoko? Whenever people think about her, they associate her with taking care of animals or stepping on the ants at the farm, or she comes out of her way to bully Mikan and call her a pig for having a much more phat backside than hers. However, I do not think of her for such a thing. Because I believe she needed correction. Despite her being a healthy dancer .. her phat Brazilian butt makes most of her figure by 70%. Her butt is twice bigger than her whole body. Honestly, now I like her more for becoming addicted. It might not look like it, but she likes it; no, she is fantasizing, and she gets wet with the thought of a man giving her the most brutal slap on her Brazilian asscheeks leaving a hot, bright handprint for to feel all day;

She is also a hypocrite for calling Mikan a masochist who craves to be on Mikan but with fewer apologies. But when no one is giving her the attention she wanted. She underwent such hard training to have the best-looking Brazilian butt in the academy. You can call this <my intuition as a detective>, and the reason she has become addicted is that I always find an excuse for groping and pressing my gigantic meat against it. Despite her being a short queen, she craves somebody violating her and treating her like a woman, giving her a lot of attention when nobody does with her. And if they do, they're not brave enough to take action, which angers her. I, however, would let her put her Lift Brazilian Butt to good use. Or no more attention from Shuichi. She found my boldness attractive other than being rude. I think she grinned at my response

And so her fate was sealed, and my attention wasn't the only thing she'd get addicted to inside the farm, just the two of us. She was understandable and cautious. She wanted to know what I saw in her when most people didn't. That's when I realized she wanted to be honest with someone. Other than that, she felt relieved to receive more attention. So I wanted us to be close. <That's just the tip of the iceberg> Overall, after everything, she liked visiting me more often. She told me she used to perform a traditional dance in front of a lot of people and mostly older men, but now she wouldn't mind doing it again in front of someone youthful without feeling weird or disgusted around her simps with her lift-up butt being exposed;

Shuichi let things go smoothly and wants to see what kind of art Hiyoko intends to express, the deafening silence became good music, the closer I was near her while she is dancing, the more she looked at my hands, hoping I can touch her body further and feel her more without fear. "So, Shuichi.. you haven't answered me yet; what do you see in me that most people don't..??" she questioned me while closely swaying her hips near me, and then I replied, "You're pretty and beautiful, Hiyoko. Just don't let me tell you any different. " "What else?" She asked, and the sexual tension got stronger and stronger, and so did my urge to breed got the best of me .. and so I wasted no time holding her while inviting her to be used like a cockwarmer. She deserved to feel like a woman, and so she got dicked down hard, and she soon became addicted to my presence. No holes are left unused; I have never seen her this happy and relieved that she won't be alone again. We could say, I was the one who took her V-card away even though I liked her purity more. Let's say I became her crush that night.

And so, the few weeks passed, her growth spurt struck her. She had more cup sizes on her chest, and her Brazilian butt became twice bigger. She took things to the next level. I honestly didn't expect her to become overly developed. She wanted to reward me using her body, where sex became even more meaningful. She became the top after some time. And so the breeding continued. We let nature take its course. So I have to say, this Shortstacked addicted queen became a whole woman after some nights I have spent with her. I would say I like her. She's so good for long-term relationships. And she couldn't wait to get curvier and heavier, and my semen is good for the hormones. Hiyoko is the most romantic out of all the girls if she is explored right. And she tends to make out the longest

[unknown-creeeep]

Quick Cthulhu Konig sketch, love this concept, love this man

I am a phat simp tbh

[batphonee]

Feel like I’ve neglected the tlsp fandom on here I’m sorry I miss yall 😭😭

[hanemiso]

girl- THE SONGS OMG HAVE YOU HEARD BELFIE'S!? I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT HEARING IT

Levi's song is so cute too 🥺

I haven't played Love Unholyc yet but i heard it's good :0

What was your first otome game?

MABSNS BELPHIE’S IS MY FAV 😩💕 it plays on repeat more often than not

i also really like satan’s song (thanks @bsdparadise for the brainrot about it hehe)

“IT’S MY PARTY” GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME- i love when asmo speaks english i really can’t explain why🤭

hmmmm,,,,my first otome game was actually mr. love: queen’s choice hehe but i deleted it because i lost interest

wbu?

[radarchives]

oh hell no i refuse to believe lucifer doesn't have the fattest ass known to man kind, dia wouldn't simp for a random flat butt dude and he wouldn't stand for this slander !! caked up lucifer supremacy

what about average ass lucifer?

toned flattie lucifer?

are you really trying to convince me of phat ass tiny waist hourglass lucifer??

how is he supposed to saunter through the HoL menacingly when the clapping of his ass cheeks would alert everyone around?

[simpforboys]

Sorry, for the question, just a big phat simp for Percy at the moment 🥰

SO REAL

all i can think about is this man…

[multi-lewder]

Silvervale has prepared a 24 hour Livestream with some Special Guests... some old men fucking the Vtuber live in front of her many Fans while she happily her love for BWC.

Even after 12 hours of nonstop sex they're still going strong, each of these old men have enormous thick cocks bigger than any of her fans loser simp dicks. "Come on, old man! Pound my ass like you mean it, show everyone how thicc I am! Only your white cocks can satisfy me BWC is the best!!" Silvervale encourages him like the dumb bitch she is constantly twerking on this old man's enormous hung cock that's going in and out of her pussy on camera which shows how much her phat ass is jiggling while her titties are played with by another one of the old perverted men because he wants to have his fun with her too, a busty curvy bitch like her is going to get fucked for the whole 24 hours to show everyone how good old man BWC is.

[honksmp]

ok simp, c!tommyinnit x reader

request: “could i please request a tommy x reader where reader gets injured (something small) and tommy gets all protective and reader teases him about being a simp, i hope this makes sense :) thank you!!” @phat-tittieg0th-girl

warnings: vv small injury (accidentally cutting yourself with flint&steel), tommy overreacting, and cursing (it’s tommy ofc there’s cursing.)

note: HI IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET OUT I PROCRASTINATE SO MUCH. i hope you enjoy this!

  To be completely honest, it wasn’t uncommon to find you with small cuts and bruises scattered across your body. You didn’t pay attention to many things around you and added to that you were very clumsy. However on this day, you had decided to go get rid of some trees, a.k.a setting them on fire to make it quicker so you obviously had a flint & steel on you.

On your way into the woods you hadn’t realized that there was a hole in the ground and instead of being able to walk over it you ended up losing your footing causing the flint & steel you were holding onto to dig into your palm causing a deep enough cut for blood to show but not deep enough to hurt. You went to look into your inventory to try and find a bandage but realized you had forgotten it at home meaning you’d have to head all the way back because it wouldn’t been fun dealing with an infection because you weren’t looking where you were going.

So, you decided to follow the path back to your home and come back once your hand is cleaned and bandaged. However you didn’t expect to see a tall blonde boy wandering around your small home. As the front door shut he turned towards you and he almost immediately noticed the wound on your hand, or more so you trying to hide it.

“What the fuck happened to your hand, man. It looks fucked man.” Tommy explained marching towards you and grabbing you wrist leading you to the bathroom where he forced you to sit on the sink. 

He looked in the cabinet behind you to find the first aid kit and once he had, he grabbed your wrist and lightly pulled the fingers on your dominant hand out so he could get a good look at your palm, “this is gonna hurt like bitch,” was all he said before he grabbed a gauze dipped in rubbing alcohol onto the cut. You hissed and tried to move your hand but he continued holding onto your fingers.

“What even happened?” The taller boy asked as he begun to wrap your hand.

“I may or may not of been looking where i was going and tripped into a hole while holding a flint&steel.

“Goddamnit, (y/n), you need to watch where you’re going.” The boy huffed as he finished wrapping your hand with a bandage. You let out a chuckle at his statement.

“Says the one who currently has two Band-Aids on his face.” Tommy’s partner chuckled at the offended face he had made.

“AY, listen im just trying to make sure you don’t hurt yourself more, dumbass.” Tommy flushed while he talked. “Ok, simp.” (Y/n) smirked at the immediate reaction they recieved. “I’M NOT A SIMP!” Tommy shouted causing his partner to start dying of laughter.

“Whatever you say, you simp.” They hopped off of the sink and leaned up to give him a kiss on the cheek as a thank you for patching them up making his face turn red almost immediately and they left the bathroom to go start lunch seeing as it seemed Tommy probably wouldn’t want them leaving again that day.

[kaashikuroo]

I require more of your delicious Osamu content for my phat simp brain 🥴🤌 I will take anything you'd like to give 😔👏

Pls- Our Onigiri Miya deserves more appreciation 🥴🤧

Hope you find this okay!

Little things he does for you -Miya Osamu

Character: Miya Osamu

Genre: Pure fluff

Warnings: Cussing.

MASTERLIST

Requests? Send ‘em here!

— Would always escort you to your destinations:

This onigiri Miya would never let you walk alone. Ever. He’s busy? Fuck that. He’s coming with you. It ain’t possesiveness. He can’t trust the outside world with his angel of an s/o plus he reads the news. Mans would ditch practice just to make sure you’re safe.🥺✋ Would much rather prefer you do your homework in the gym while he practices. Even walks near the road on the sidewalk, keeping you on the safe side.

— Would cook for you:

This man…This man I say- *cheff kiss* Mans srsly got some cooking skills. He would pack an extra lunch in case you forgot yours by chance. Which you do. Not by accident. *enter Cardi B’s laughter* Would have you come over for indoor dates as he makes your favourite. Would defo make food with you and give it to Atsumu cuz let’s be honest, you ain’t a good chef. You’d try to bake him a cake cuz you’re an angel🥺 and he’d eat all of it no matter how bad it is. 🥺🥺🥺

— Would not let you carry any load:

Grocery shopping? He got the cart. Next lesson? Mans will carry your books. Need to go upstairs? Mans will carry you. Will not let you question it. Always says things along the lines of ‘You’re already carrying so much weight on your shoulders. Lemme lighten a bit of that burden.’ He’s so cheesy, you cant help but laugh. You can’t win against him in this argument so you let him do as he pleases. He seems satisfied when you’ve given up.

— #1 Comfort character:

Bad day? Will cook you a meal, give you a shoulder rub and ask you what’s wrong when your mood’s a bit better. Will encourage you to take the right decisions and will back you up if need help with anything. Not feeling confident? ‘Bitch you better not 😃🔪’ ~Osamu Miya. Mans love language is touch but he will use words here. Will tell you how gorgeous you are to him, the way you walk and talk are literally so attractive to him- pls- I can’t- give me this man before i commit arson. Bad friends? Will call them up for you and cut things off with them on your behalf. Makes sure you don’t see those bastards ever again. Puts Atsumu on guard. He also loves you so he does it.

Overall 10/10 boyfriend.

Where can I find an Osamu? 😩

Anywho- thank you, @coffeechangbeanie for your request.

[andthatsonasahi]

hihiii! im a phat simp for asahi so could i like... request some soft waking up with him content? how you both would be with each other and if they do morning kisses or cuddles?? 🥺

A/N: Asahi simps unite!! He’s such an underrated baby I love him sm 🥺 I hope you don’t mind that I kinda added to your idea a little! I hope you enjoy this and pls lemme know what you think 🥺

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The morning sun hit Y/N’s face harshly, almost slapping her awake as she begrudgingly opened her eyes. She let out a loud yawn as she smiled to herself, embarking in the feeling of her boyfriend’s arms still tightly wrapped around her torso, paying attention to the calm, deep breaths that tingled her neck. She shifted and turned to her side, wanting to look at the gorgeous man himself, deciding then that perhaps the sun wasn’t as much of an enemy as she previously thought, her soft smile turning into a full fledged grin as she analyzed the boy’s serene expression.

His long brown hair was tightly braided in a basic three-strand braid, a few loose strands escaping from it though, opting to frame his face instead. His goatee was slightly scruffy, a little neglected, a clear sign of the amount of time he’d been spending focusing at work, designing jaw-dropping, inclusive gowns. His eyebrows rested on his face, instead of the common furrow that it always seemed to be in whenever his girlfriend had the chance to check up on him. She let out another sigh, moving her hand towards his face, stroking his cheek softly as she placed a soft kiss on his temple. 

As a result, Asahi’s eyes opened slowly, still heavy-lidded and ridden with sleep, a smile spread immediately on his face the minute he saw her, taking in the sight of her cheesy grin and flowy hair.

“Good morning beautiful,” whispered Asahi, his voice laced with raspiness.

“Morning ‘Sahi,” replied Y/N happily, as she felt his lips on hers moments later, and his arm removed from around her waist, the hand cupping her cheek instead.

“Can’t get enough of me already?” she teased after the peck with a giggle.

“Why are you surprised?” he responded in the same tone, peppering a plethora of soft, short kisses on her forehead and cheeks, chuckling in between them.

“Can we just lay here, today? I really can’t be assed with anything other than you,” admitted Y/N, as she snuggled up closer to him.

“Baby, you know I’d love to but I still have that spring flowe-” began Asahi, his voice muffled by another kiss.

“How. About. No.” declared Y/N in between kisses.

“Y/N,” he whined with a chuckle.

“You’ve been so busy lately! Like you’ve worked so incredibly hard, you deserve a single day off!” she argued, leaning back into her place as she pouted and gave the man her best puppy dog eyes.

Asahi sighed as he looked at the expression on his girlfriend’s face. He knew that there was more behind the playful begging. He was locked away at his fashion studio pretty much everyday for the past 3 weeks, swamped with an upcoming fashion show, in a cycle of sketching and sewing, only getting up to make more coffee for himself. Even if it didn’t seem like it, he was lucky to have a flexible schedule, he didn’t work a 9-5 job that required his presence everyday, he just needed to have X amount of dresses ready by deadline. Could he maybe miss today? He had completed pretty much most of the outfits, surely one day couldn’t hurt? Especially when you take into account that his borderline nocturnal sleep schedule prevented him from seeing the girl that owned his heart, the very same girl who laid in front of him, shining her eyes hopefully, pleading him to take a break, not even for her benefit but for his.

“O- Okay,” agreed Asahi reluctantly.

“Okay!” exclaimed Y/N excitedly, sitting up quickly so she could wrap her arms around him properly.

Any hint of hesitation disappeared in an instant when he saw just how genuinely elated he had made the girl, deep, loud laughter escaping his mouth when he felt her arms squeeze him tightly.

“One condition though,” stated Asahi suddenly, causing Y/N to sit up and cross her legs as she looked at him curiously.

“I get to…” began the ace slowly, then suddenly getting up quickly himself, his hands finding his way to her torso and tickling her, “Do this!” he chuckled as he tickled her to shriek in laughter as she flailed around beneath him.

“Asahi that’s not fair!” she yelled in between her continuous laughter, trying to tickle him back but failing since she was much too preoccupied with giggling.

“Who said I was fair? I’m the scary Asahi Azumane, remember?” he joked, as he cackled himself.

“Mercy! Please!” begged Y/N, finally controlling her breaths when he removed his hands and laid down once again, on his back this time.

“You know, as evil as you are for attacking me like that-” started Y/N jokingly, earning a chuckle from her boyfriend before continuing in a more serious tone, “I’m proud of how far you’ve come. You’re actually letting yourself relax, and you just used one of your previously huge insecurities as banter. You’ve developed so much from the Asahi I knew back in school.”

“Y/N, that’s because of you. You’ve always been nothing but kind and supportive, yet still giving me wake up calls when I need them, sometimes even literally,” he replied with a slight laugh at the end at his own pun.

“I love you, ‘Sahi,” she whispered genuinely, lying down and placing her head on his chest as she snuggled up close to him.

“And I love you, Y/N, more than anything,” he affirmed, placing a kiss on the top of her forehead.

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[muwur]

Since requests were open I was wondering if I could request father headcanons for iwai + ushi + atsumu 🥺 btw your writing is vv tasty n I can’t wait to see you write more !! Keep up the good work n stay safe !!

haikyuu daddee headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for iwaizumi, ushijima, and atsumu

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.4k words

a/n: omg u called my writing taSTY Dx i cri tySM 💞 that is a high compliment for me AHAHAHAH ILY and ty for the request! 

also my lovelies i m back i m sry i was gone so long feojfe i miss yall <3 here u go enjoi, this was fun to write lmk if yall want more characetrs AHAHA

current listen: accidentally in love by sHREK AAHAH jkjk i mean counting crows, they cant take that away from me by ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, love the way you lie by eminem and rihanna

requests: open!

iwaizumi

✧ prePARED daddy

✧ picked up on this parenting thing p fast, also does a lot of research so he’s ready to face any situation

✧ teaches his kids how to behave n respect others

✧ also makes sure they know not to talk to strangers and teaches them some self defense

✧ be warned these kids are packing a surprise can of whOOP ASS,, dont fuck w them,, plus u wouldnt want buff daddee iwa on ur tail

✧ honestly his kids would be ANGELS ,,, n thats cuz he treats them all so w e l l

✧ mans is ATTENTIVE. he asks his kids about their days, their interests, and encourages discussion about their fEELINGS 🥺

✧ always offers them really valuable and light-hearted advice

✧ and gives them the love and transparency we all wanted but never had--

✧ however his kids are easily (n negatively) influenced esp when uncle oikawa comes to visit--

✧ but mostly bc iwa gets annoyed and slips out a lot of curse words and a “shittykawa” and then his kids started calling oikawa that and now it’s ingrained in them forever fjoefefgfvi (*distant phlattykawa crying noises*)

✧ gives them LOTS of head pats and ruffles as signs of affection

✧ PACKS THEIR SCHOOL LUNCHES and ensures they eat a balanced meal

✧ attends all their games/events,, will get a bit rowdy hype them up

✧ def lets his kids sleep with him when they’re having a bad night or woke up scared from a nightmare (and waits for them to fall asleep before going to sleep himself fojref)

✧ when they were babies he usually succeeded to get them to stop crying by pulling funny faces, showing them their favorite cartoons, or humming a lullaby

✧ when they get older,,, u bet iwa would be suPER protective esp when their kids start being iNtErEsTeD in other people

✧ you: “iwaizumi, they seem like a really nice kid, though”

✧ iwa: *sitting with you in the car, across the street from the ice cream parlor your child said they were at, and spying from the window* “you can’t trust everyone, of course they seem ‘nice,’ they just want our approval”

✧ definitely did not interrupt his child’s potential first kiss at their house’s doorstep by slamMINg the door open “sUDDENLY” cuz he “hEard TheIR vOicEs and THougHt TO lET them In”

✧ effectively traumatized both kids

✧ tho he felt bad after n u made him go apologize so he did (and he was forgiven, only if he agreed to never spy on them again--)

✧ doesn’t stop him from scrutinizing every person yalls kid introduces to you tho

✧ overall a super supportive dad, 11/10

ushijima

✧ ok dEF does not know much about parenting ,, at first

✧ stared at his child like ???nani when you both changed their first diaper

✧ also had plenty of staring contests with his babies ,,, called it bonding

✧ was curious and tasted baby food once,,, immediately regretted it

✧ once put a volleyball next to his child, who attempted to bite it, and took it as a sign that they liked it

✧ after sum time n practice, his mind becomes split between “how to volleyball” and “how to dad”

✧ catch him in the kitchen wearing an apron and whipping up his kids’ favorite smiley face pancakes 😤😤

✧ has an amazing ability to get his kids to stop crying, does really simple things like give them their favorite toy or place a gentle hand on their hand or attend to their needs (mans can tell if they want food or needa poop) and they calm down immediately

✧ carried them on his shoulders once and now they never stop asking him for shoulder rides (not that he minds anyway)

✧ if theres two kids he can probs carry one on each shoulder cuz cmon ,,, have u seen this man

✧ always goes to every performance/game/event his child takes part in

✧ man smiles so soft™ when he goes to the 1st grade play and sees his kid’s name in the program next to their role as “townsperson b” (next year, they upgraded to “singing carrot” in a play about the food pyramid)

✧ if his kid ends up enjoying volleyball, he will teach them e v e r y t h i n g they need to know

✧ but is overall super supportive of anything else his child pursues and doesn’t push anything onto them, would rather let them choose what they want to do

✧ had n o idea what to do when his kid asked him about the birds n the bees asfghkl

✧ couldnt sleep one night thinking about it and just randomly asks you while yall laying in bed in the dARk like “so our child asked me how babies are made and I told them they came from watermelon seeds” (you: 👁️👄👁️ “come again”)

✧ you: *at the grocery store with your child*

✧ child: *hands you watermelon* “I want a little brother!”

✧ you: “haha of course honey” 👁️👄👁️ what do i do (*later to ushijima* “duhfojhguf we needa get another baby i promised our child a younger brother fohurof” ; ushi: “wat” ; you: “itS YOUR FAULT”)

✧ yall eventually tell them not every watermelon can produce babies only really special ones that are really hard to get fhuoefkfotfi theyre not ready for the truth

✧ another great daddee, we stan

atsumu

✧ knew parenting was stressful esp with bABieS but was like eh it cant be that bad right

✧ think again

✧ g o o d b y e  s l e e p

✧ develops phat bags under his eyes, responds with a weak “aha im fine just that parenting life and the kids ykNOW” whenever his teammates ask if he’s oKAY

✧ tried to tempt his kids to eat their mush baby food by trying it himself, nearly gagged but was able to say “eughh yuMM”

✧ loves to lift them high up in the air, even throws them up a little and nearly drops them (yall almost died from feAR but babie was having so much fun,,, yall agreed to be just a bit more careful)

✧ rlly bad at getting them to stop crying, gets very stressed when he’s exhausted every option he can think of then calls you over for some help/advice (you: *immediately calms them down* ; ratsumu: “how--”)

✧ calls up osamu a lot to ask him how to make food ,, then simps whenever his twin brother comes over and the kids are in love with this man and his cooking (”dad why cant you make stuff as yummy as this”)

✧ very affectionate with his kids, gives them lots of hugs and kisses on the forehead

✧ plays with them a lot! whether it’s sports, just dance, animal crossing, or UNO, yOU NAME IT WE PLAY IT

✧ also has no mercy when playing competitive video or board games,, has made them cry more than once LOL

✧ so sometimes he toned it down n let them win,, until his kids actually got better and DEMOLISH him every time

✧ is cool with his kids cursing, just as long as they don’t do it in front of their teachers LMAO

✧ plays innocent when he gets a call from school saying his kid was using ‘inappropriate language’ and is like “whaaat? my child? im not even sure where they learned that, maybe check if the other kids in class are saying those things, too--”

✧ reminisces how much nicer his kids were to him when they were younger and all the time they spent together,,, bc now that they reached their tEeNS they want alone time

✧ wants to be B) cool dad so he tries kinda hard, esp in front of their friends but his kid’s just like dad pls dofjrgjigtgro

✧ also very supportive of whatever his kids want to pursue and dedicates time to help them in whatever ways he can (whether that be to help them practice, make sure he can provide transportation, get them supplies, etc)

✧ always playfully competing with you to see who’s the “better” parent (you win by default)

✧ PROTECTIVE dad and will easily intimidate ANYONE who crosses his kids

✧ takes sum adjustment and mental resilience but daddee atsumu perseveres  😤 absolutely loves his kids and would do anything for them  

[tsukikoyazamakilol]

Kuroo headcannons

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🐓oml this man is such a nerd and a dork so whenever you need help on your homework he's got you although he'll throw in some like very hard questions just to see you struggle

🐓some of y'all think kuroo is a Playboy.....like the only thing that man plays is volleyball. sure he gets some Valentine's Day cards but he declined them. Bc at that point he had a phat crush on you. bc he a simp

🐓he loves spoiling you with gifts and other thing because he loves seeing you happy. it also makes him happy he thinks your adorable 🥰

🐓study dates are very often. also cafe are also common dates. one time he took you to this cat cafe and the foods and drinks there where so cutes. there was these cute couple cat cakes and the inside was filled with melted chocolate so obviously you two got them you also shared a drink together it was so cute 🥰

🐓kuroo is a very big cuddly person he lets you sit in his lap and hugs you from behind as you guys are doing whatever.

🐓hes also a very good cook. And your are too so sometimes you guys have cooking battles with weird challenges. Like someone has to shop for ingredients for the other person or your dish can only have 15 ingredients put in lol it's very funny and in the end you guys end up having a feast

🐓kuroo Has some very weird sleeping positions like one time you caught him sleeping on his stomach with his head in the pillow you thought he was dead but soon found out he heavy sleeper. there also this one time you found him on the floor with his legs still on the bed so when you got up you accidentally step on his crotch.......

🐓poor kuroo you felt so sorry for him although he said he was fine but you knew darn well he wasn't

🐓jealousy with kuroo is not very often but it does happen. One time you guys Where going on a date to the movies and you had to go to the bathroom and when you got out of the bathroom you bumped into someone you thought it was kuroo because he probably got impatient but it was some other dude he started flirting with you obviously you told him to back off because you have a boyfriend but he wasn't going away. Soon kuroo actually got impatient can came to check up on you to see that some other guy was flirting with you and picked you up and took you home a demanded cuddles.

🐓that whole day he was very needy and a little piss of. but he wasn't mad at you he was mad at the guy who was flirting with you. he hated when other guys wanted you when you where all his.

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a/n: hey guys my inbox is open for any request so send me some and I'll do them. Also i don't only do haikyuu I can also do some other anime's😄

[honeymyheaven]

Levi likes titties, eh? Could you do reactions of the brothers with an MC with big titties then? Also if you could add some titty fucking in there that would be exquisite.

yeehaawww that's my shit right here thank you so much for this request mwah mwah mwahhhh

more of an ass man tbf so differences in tiddies aren't that big of a deal to him

that's not to say he doesn't appreciate them because who is he to not appreciate everything that you have

does worry about the strain they might cause on your back, so asks if you need a massage every now and again

likes seeing you in the student uniform, top buttons undone and the bow hanging loosely at the bottom

knows how sensitive they are so he enjoys playing with them when edging you, tugging and pinching your nipple

his second favourite thing is leaving hickies all over them, seeing you marked up in general is a massive turn on for him

this man would go absolutely bonkers over them

him and levi are tied #1 tiddy lovers

he absolutely gets all flustered when you wear more revealing tops

bend down in front of him, he will be a drooling stuttering mess he just loves them so much

when giving him head, wrap them around the bottom, press your lips to the top and lightly blow on it and he will probably explode

let him finish all over them it'll make him the happiest demon in hell

speaking of tiddy lovers

this nerd will be your absolute biggest simp because of those tiddies

show him a tiny glimpse of tiddy and he will thank every god and demon there is for allowing him to see that

will most definitely beg to get just a c r u m b of tiddy please and ofc you give him a bit more

he looovesss kneading them, playing with them with his hands because they're so soft and please let me leave hickies please please

and who are you to say no?

likes thrusting between them when he's on top of you, holding them around his length, the tip lightly brushing against your lips

like lucifer, he doesn't really care because he's an ass man as well

if you have that phat peach he will most definitely notice and mayhaps sneakily glance back

but with tiddies, he's neutral

he kinda feels sorry because he realises how painful it is for you and hes more than happy to massage them for you and he's super careful about it, using nicely scented oils

if he notices you react particularly well to him playing with them, he will definitely pay them more attention

strong advocate of 'TITS ARE TITS'

likes each and every bit of you equally because at the end of the day pleasure is pleasure

he does enjoy you wearing more revealing tops because he absolutely adorrreesss showing you off and if you feel comfortable with it he is more than happy to have u wear risque tops

likes sucking on them when he's subbing, feeling your hand in his hair, pulling on it as he tugs on your nipple, telling him how could a job he's doing

when he's doming, he likes using them to tease you, running circles around your nipple, but not touching it till you're whining and begging him for release

big man baby

has a completely non sexual fascination to them

they look and feel super soft, likes feeling them and sucking on them because it just feels nice and wow you're actually quite sensitive moan like that some more it means im doing a good job right

when you first wrap your tits around him, it's like a completely new sensation, so soft and combined with your mouth wow he's ready to come early but edge him some more let him feel a bit more until he's begging

10/10 best pillow there is

loves loves loves falling asleep on them, hand wrapped around your waist

will definitely bury his head in them when he's sulking

likes sucking and pulling on the nipples mainly just to tease, knowing how frustrated it makes you and by the way you're pulling on my hair it means im doing a good job right