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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why
#how can u laugh �� this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown#so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy#'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing#starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear#demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol#and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo#it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves#& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional#meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro#he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work#cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed#n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted#demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men#sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one#he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh#he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt#he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi#it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up#by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies#demolisher#starscream#cyclonus#transformers#maccadam#tf armada#sideways
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finally... our very own "Cowboy Bebop at his computer"
#the terror amc#amc the terror#this is from a costuming blog pls don't pick on them#so many layers to this#1. this is not the character Sir John Barrow#2. neither Sir John Barrow nor the character actually depicted (Jopson) is played by Matthew McNulty#3. it's not from s01e07 'horrible from supper' it's from s01e08 'terror camp clear'#literally the only correct part is that the character is indeed getting 'a close look at what ails him'#incredible#one almost suspects performance art#the terror
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appreciation post for kevin, this random queen from the obscure low-budget 2017 chinese bl movie "mr ceo is falling in love with him". kevin is not involved with the yaoi - in fact his being a queen is not at all relevant to the bl content of the film - but he has a major role and is in no way a negative caricature or the butt of the joke. this movie loves kevin and put him there entirely to be a career woman and serve cunt. i am obsessed with him
#bl movie#chinese bl#mr ceo is falling in love with him#he's even on the MOVIE POSTER#serving some LETHAL EYESHADOW#no-one is ever doing it like him.#this is also some half-hearted bait to try and get people to watch mr ceo. i doubt it will work but look at kevin at least#is the movie good? i would not exactly say so. but it is very much not the genre of bad suggested by the title#it's a satirical commentary on the bl genre and censorship and workplace politics and the entertainment industry. to us (bf and i)#also the mr ceo iceberg... ONLY 1 ACTOR SEEMS TO HAVE ANY OTHER CREDITS. DIRECTOR AND WRITER HAVE NO OTHER WORKS.#MC WAS PLAYED BY A LITERAL ASSISTANT AT THE COMPANY.#as for kevin's actor he is untraceable. no other footage or images of this man no entry as an actor anywhere#we assume the director just picked him up from a gay bar#we believe mr ceo also narrowly escaped becoming lost media because the platform it was exclusively released on died#it lives on only in a very eccentrically english subbed version and a spanish translation thereof#thank u dailymotion dot com for saving kevin from the ravages of time#anyway director duan ge if you're out there bestie pls make another film the culture needs you 🙏#coming back to these tags i want to make it clear that i know these gifs are ugly as sin LMAOOOOO i don't really know how to make gifs#i just had to do so for kevin's sake <3
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A Halek from @shepherds-of-haven as requested by @bi-stander ❤️🧡💛
#shoh#Halek Prince#i cant believe i forgot his surname jsjdjjjd#Lenaaaaaaa let me romance him. ik you hear this all the time but pls 🙏#(<- this is a joke i love ur characters and story)#picking him up putting him in my sandbox#Bi specifically requested my version of Halek (aka I read the book descriptions and draw out my mental image without referencing any art)#He's got one (1) dangly earring#wears exclusively black#hes got eyebags and droppy lids from being sleepty often lol#my art
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Omgggg guysssss
Posted my first fic in literally 3 years and I'm so proud of myself.
I WANNA THANK RATURINE/RATIORINE/AVENTIO/WHATEVER TF, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND THE FRAY FOR AGGRESSIVELY SUPLEXING ME OUT OF MY WRITER'S BLOCK
MY LIFE IS FOREVER YOURS.
#ao3#ao3 writer#ratiorine#aventio#raturine#golden ratio#IS THAT IT#IS THAT ALL OF THEM#WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY#PICK ONE (1) PLS#but yea thats it#wanted to share bc i was excited#just a soft lil post canon hurt/comfort character study on my boy#my son#my light#aventurine#mwah#Day 138 of hiding from my friends#queued
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work hard, whale harder…?
#(is joke on concon sorry toxic twt girlie ily <333)#one month till vol 2!!!!!! who else is scared for ch 7 and 8~~~~~?#i wonder how manga chizuchan’s gonna find out about lxl though…#will it be via the shampoo commercial like kawaiinoni? or will it be through that pocky commercial as seem in everywhere else#but i do hope we get to see why she latched on to aizo for her copium™️ instead of yujiro#it’d be so funny if she preferred the yellow one bc yujiro’s too cute#but… i think anime/manga/kawaigomen mv-onlys who picked up vol 1 for the funnies are gonna get a rude shock in vol 2…#but hmmmmmmm~~~~~~~ maybe vol 2 will be from ch 5-7… or maybe they’re just on a short hiatus of ch 8… esp since it’ll prolly be a short ch…#going by the page counts… if vol 2 is ~160 pages but chs 5 and 6 are 40-odd pages long… plus the content pages that’d be like 90-95 pages?#and ch 7 seems to be around the same length as those two judging from the no. of parts in the line release…#…so… that leaves enough pages for a short ch 8…? maybe? or maybe there’ll be a ton of extras~~~~~~~~#pls give us an extra of heroika from chizuchan pov plsppslspslspspspsps nagisa cameo plspspspspspspspsssss#o. ok… insanity over; i hope lxl’s meoto dance flops; i hope last stage is an interpretive dance of a divorce that’s all byeeeeee#chizuutan chizpost
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"Charles sits cradled in the passenger seat and watches Sebastian’s hands on the steering wheel. You can see God's design, in a hand: the beauty and purpose of it."
Flesh of My Flesh — @boxboxlewis
@f1blrcreatorsfest wk2: paintings
movie poster mock-up based on a dope fic :]
#pls click for higher quality :)#ive never drawn seb before so i hope ive done him justice! sorry to the sebheads if ive failed old man yaoi is harder than it looks :(#im also in no way versed in graphic design so was very much fighting for my life picking ONE (1) (☝️) font. very devilish stuff#cl16#sv5#sebchal#f1 art#f1blrcreatorsfest23#ali + art
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as someone who was in my school's band for 3 years these are my hcs on what the foxes would play: kevin on trumpet, neil on trombone, andrew on percussion, allison on clarinet, renee on french horn, aaron on sax, dan on percussion, matt on tuba, nicky on baritone, (seth played tuba until he quit)
#im very passionate about some of these and am willing to write an essay#i could also see renee on basoon#aaron only picked the saxophone bc he heard one (1) jazz song and thought he could impress katelyn but its more work than he thought itd be#kevin gets trumpet bc its what he deserves its a match made in heaven#i played trombone so i could be biased but neil on trombone makes absolutely perfect sense to me ok#band kids pls tell me you agree#aftg#andreil#the foxhole court#all for the game#tfc#nora sakavic#andrew minyard#neil josten
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it might be the worst day of our lives but at least we slayin
#the sekimeiya: spun glass#i love this screenshot to death. not only do they look like the COOL KIDS tm its one of the few times u see atsuki in ch 1#me n the homies waiting for that one friend to pick us up#no spoilers pls im still on chapter 3!
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i was wondering if you already talked/like the jpop group psychic fever :) idk i feel like you'd like them but if not are there any jpop groups you listen to?
girl i have no clue what is going on with exile tribe i wouldn't even know where to start lmao. i do listen to a few of their units, including psychic fever, but it's mostly ballistik boyz just bc animal is my own personal crack. the occasional jo1 and ini song makes it into my rounds, but i'm mostly a jrock and j...indie? i guess? listener. queen bee and i dont like mondays are two of my mostly listened groups, plus a variety of other artists like taichi mukai, eill, fujii kaze, rung hyang, etc. highly recommend every queen bee song, idlm's black humor and fashion albums, and taichi mukai's the last album. and now im hijacking my own post bc this is now a psa about avu chan's boy group ryugujo!! genuinely fr the only boy group ever actually. highly highly highly recommend literally every song they have and their new ep just dropped last month!
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other songs that fucking rip that are not just me linking their entire spotify page:
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me linking their entire spotify page anyways:
also highly recommend watching their show 0 year 0 class, bc it is genuinely inspiring and enjoyable to watch someone actually want to teach trainees how to be idols and succeed. and not just how to be idols, but how to be better people as well. k survival shows could never and actually any other survival show could never. flawless 10/10 no notes avu chan i need you to take down the entire survival/audition show industrial complex immediately.
#not kpop questions#i know i was annoying about wild idol and i still think more ppl should watch wild idol but if you have to pick one watch 0y0c. fr.#1) no audience voting. 2) actual challenges meant to test real skills. not just how well u can sing and dance#3) avu chan. this show is a very cool and personal insight into her processes and how she thinks. its incredible#also 4) its on youtube in abbreviated 20min episodes w eng subs. super easy watch#and you dont feel like youre missing anything important from the full 70min eps#but also if someone knows why i can watch the full eps other than on japanese hulu please tell me i want to see the full sky-hi interview.#so fucking bad. pls#also also literally one of the episodes is just avu chan interviewing another producer (sky-hi) abt audition shows and the process#what more could you fucking ask for fr#text#answers#jpop#ryugujo
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callum turner arrived on the set of mota each day to film a gay romance
#god its really just. why did he do all that for 1. but for 2. why did they direct him like that and keep it all in#of all the takes they took why did they keep all the romantic ones of john looking at gale w nothing but longing.#tom hanks will u pls pick up the phone#blabs
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posting a fic in a new fandom and getting comments
#the etiquettes always seem to slightly differ between fandoms and ngl its stressful adapting to them#also it was a gift fic meant for 1 (one) person pls do not pick holes in my plot it is not appreciated#despite the urges to create and share things with the world i am riddled with anxiety about being perceived#and that comment didn't help. but we carry on. we persevere. despite the horrors
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well shit. just checked out the lineup 4 bluesfest this year and i may have 2 actually brave the crowds 4 once. there might just be enough ppl id wanna see to make it worth it, altho tbh matthew good is almost enough for that on his own lol coz like. matthew good!!! that's the music of my freakin childhood man!! (*the most canadian sentiment ever)
#but also: ben howard; orville peck; charley crockett; mother mother#and of course. motley fucking crue. for some reason. i mean why not right? lol#ftr no i dont know why its called bluesfest when theres so much non-blues. they DO have blues its just. theres a lotta other stuff.#idk. perpetual mystery here in the nations capital.#i REALLYYYY wanna see matt good tho i was supposed to in 2020 and he CANCELLED instead of rescheduling like every1 else 😭#still might go to mtl in april to see him tho. festival sets are just Not the Same lbr#NOW i just gotta see if any of the artists i wanna see are on the same days..... pls..... so much more cost effective....#my whole life ive lived here and ive never been 2 bluesfest. maybe thisll be the year that changes#hmmm. $280 for a 'pick any 3 days' ticket is Not Bad At All.... definitely gonna b Pondering this further....#tho $410 for a full pass is also not terrible. relatively speaking bc tgats is still Not A Small Amount of Money#not sure the full lineup is worth that 2 me tho#HMMM#anyways hey bluesfest. why the FUCK is your website so bad my god the scrolling lag good fucking lord. what the fuck are u DOING back there#also also. on the topic of music festivals. i KNOW its not coming back but.... heavy mtl return W H E N 🥺😭🙏🔥#i just. wanna go 2 a metal music fest. w/o breaking the bank and/or subjecting myself to festival camping. which i refuse 2 try by myself.#not that we really have that sorta festival here at all but it seems the Really Big european ones are like that and uhhh.#it just seems like A Lot to do that solo. for a first time doing smth.#ANYWAYS !! still contemplating whether i want 2 spend altogether Too Much Fucking Money to see metallica and iron maiden later in the year#like on the 1 hand its A Lot Of Money plus id have to travel (edmonton 4 metallica; mtl or TO 4 maiden)#on the other hand. those guys arent gettin any younger. and the FOMO is unfortunately real af when u never know if theyre gonna retire#or like. DIE. (ok ok or like. idk break a hip or smth lol) ( they arent THAT that old just. u kno. fear.)
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WIP tag game
I was tagged by @garden-of-mythology-and-fate-go
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
1. Obeguda fairy ball
2.romaguda(?) [stormborder's window sill]
3. beside you obeguda (this title itself cringe already i want to change it😭)
4. kadoguda mission fuck up stay warm
5. smth makima-ish guda (daodako)
6. sweeter than the rest
7. never meant to be
8. ode to the sky (genshin)
9. pt 2 obg k
Tagging: @bitterrosebrokenspear @randomlywanderingmoth and i guess anyone who want to join?
#if someone does send an ask pls choose one (1) only or i will cry#i mean it like i have to choose which one is most coherent snippet#fuck why my titles so CRINGE#i only picked the ones with the most word count to form a solid scene so uh#ya
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ok what
#maybe it’s j the fact that my uni is full of ppl smarter than me#but I come back home then I remember that a good amt of ppl are genuinely not intelligent#or respectful#I told the chat my dad isn’t free till 4 bc that’s when the stock market closes and my car is getting repaired so he’s my only ride#and I get a complaint of *but it gets dark after that let’s meet at 1* like I’m sorry did YOU THINK ID PICK 4:30 IF I WANTED TO ?#she blatantly disregards other ppl as well every time we go out to eat I already feel bad enough for being the only vegetarian in that grou#and she goes *nooo there’s sm veg stuff and it’s cheap !!* it’s avocado rice and carrots in a California roll plus spring rolls for 15.99#pls do your research#she always picks restaurants closest to her house too even tho most of the group lives in a clustered area further away from her#and everyone in this group is spineless asf other than me and one other girl who’s the only person I respect#if I haven’t known these ppl since I was basically 10 I wouldn’t keep them around I’m sick of ppl either being passive or j plain rude#.text
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Dec 4, 2024.
[ID: A comic of the Iron Bull and OP's Inquisitor from Dragon Age Inquisition. In the first panel he looms over her, pinning her hands against the wall over her head with one hand, smiling and eyes lidded as he says: "See boss, you say you're ready, but I don't think you really know what you're asking for here." In the second panel she stares at him, a bit flat and caught off-guard, her shirt open to reveal her bra. In the third, she grimaces and raises an eyebrow. In the fourth it looks back at the Iron Bull, whose eyes are wider and he's now sweating in the face.
The first extra image is the last panel with text that reads: "The Iron Bull Rolls: "Worst Possible Time to Mansplain." Asked To Leave Inquisitor's Chambers." The second are two tweets edited to be by the Iron Bull that read: "my girl is mad at me" and "I hope i die." End ID]
post work stress doodle that sorta turned into a lighting study? i miss inquisition
bonus:
#2024#dragon age#dai#the iron bull#inquisitor#fanart#image#id added#i really like this one both bc 1. its funny and 2. thats rly how it feels in this scene... rip to him#also pretty art of course#also i looked on the blog to pick the she/her pronouns but pls inform me otherwise if so O7
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