#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASSSSEEEEE

[thekingofspin]

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE BE THE MORTICIA TO MY GOMEZ ADAMS PLEASEEEEE I CANT CONTAIN IT

[milogoestogreendale]

this interview. guys im fucking screaming

[dnd-shows-have-my-soul]

The Mighty Nein teaser came out exactly one year ago and I am unwell.

Please give us an update!!! I miss my kids!!!

[moonslittlestar]

PATCH 6 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!

Love is in the air in Faerûn, and we've made improvements to locking lips with your romantic partner! Releasing next week, Patch 6 includes improved smooches, new camp idle animations, new Legendary Actions in Honour Mode, and plenty of bug fixes 🛠️ It’s a hefty one, so we’ll be sharing the full patch notes on the official website - make sure to keep an eye out!

[distortedheart]

ITS SOO FUCKING HOT explosion and death

[bruisedboys]

SHUT UP this is so good, I’ve always thought of anakin as an incredible personal masseuse but I never could’ve put it as perfectly as this!!!!!! the bit where he said “relax, you’re so tense” hello????? I’m losing my mind. I’m a puddle on the floor rn. as a constant neck pain girlie he’d be perfect for me actually ☝️

i feel like ani would give great back rubs :) do you have any thoughts on this topic??

Yes yes yes I do!!

CW: just fluff

WC: 500

I feel like his hand automatically goes to the nape of your neck if you're ever just chilling together. Like if you're watching something, or working on something, or even just laying in bed ready for sleep, his arm would go around you and find the back of your neck and just squeeze all gentle, over n over n over, slow and rhythmic. It's a bit of a possessive touch, but also relaxing cause he likes how your shoulders droop a little and you shiver if he scratches the base of your skull.

One day your neck just hurts extra bad for some reason, must have slept on it wrong or tweaked it somehow. So when he starts rubbing your neck that night, you turn to him and so seriously, say, "That feels really good, Anakin."

He's a bit taken aback because 1) you looked right in his eyes when you said it, 2) you used his full name, and 3) you're usually not so bold telling him how you feel.

It makes him laugh, all soft and breathy, and respond, "Yeah?"

"Uh-huh. Think I pulled a muscle or something, feels better when you do that though."

His brows furrow. "How'd you do that?"

"Dunno," your cheek is squished against his thigh, book propped up on his knee. You flip the page. "Probably slept on it weird or something."

"You do move around a lot. Swear you're trying to run away sometimes."

You turn and bite his leg through his pants.

"Violent," he murmurs, completely unbothered as his hand drifts to your shoulders. "Does it hurt right here?"

"Mhm. Everywhere," you breathe sleepily.

He answers with a hum and stows his datapad on the bedside table, grabbing his glove and buckling it over his arm so he can return both hands to your shoulders. You wince a little as he works out the knots, cheeks going a little hot at the slow, tender way he's touching you. It's strangely intimate, and you try not to move as he digs his thumbs into a particularly senstive spot.

"Relax. You're so tense," he tells you.

You decide to close your book and turn so that you're more draped over his lap, giving his hands more access to your back. He takes the invitation, rubbing circles down your spine, which oddly tickles.

"I said relax," he chastises as you squirm and giggle.

"Can't help it! Stop tickling me," your voice is muffled by the material of pants.

Rather than responding, he doubles his efforts working up and down your back, and once you're lulled into pliancy, he returns to your shoulders and neck.

You swear he's got magic hands. Every inch of your skin is covered in goosebumps, waves of pleasure making you shiver every time he squeezes and rubs your muscles just right. Somehow, he's doing a good job of keeping the pressure equal on both sides, despite one hand being flesh and the other metal. And he works the tensity out of your muscles like it's his personal mission, squeezing and rubbing and kneading with loving tenderness.

"Feel good, baby?" he murmurs after a while, and you can only manage a low noise.

"Yeah... feels a lot better, Ani. Gonna make me fall asleep."

You can picture him smiling down at you, gentling his touch as he returns to thumb at your nape, scratching your scalp in just the right way that makes you tremble with pleasure.

"Shoot," you nearly moan. "G'night."

You did warn him, but he's still surprised when your whole body goes limp a moment later, dead weight on his lap as you breathe deep and even.

Anyways, I also think he does just rub your back up and down a lot, like if you're stressed or ill or just not feeling well in any way. Or if he’s stressed, he finds the rhythmic motion and feeling the curve of your back soothing under his palm.

He's the type to lead you around crowded places with a hand to the small of your back, and rest his hand between your shoulder blades to announce his presence when coming up behind you, and throw his arm over your shoulders to drag you into his chest all man-handley and possessive.

It's an innocent enough touch to grant in public, so yes. He loves to rub your back and he does it so good.

thanks for the message ava!! 💖

[joelmillerssugarbaby24]

Joel’s girl- part five

BUCKLE UP FOR THIS ONE LADIES. We get to see jealous Joel ;)

Chapter 5- JEALOUS

You lay motionless in bed long after the sun has risen, staring at the ceiling. Your body is humming and in between your thighs is slightly sore from where Joel’s rough fingers had been. You couldn’t shake the look on his face as he touched you. The longing. The image flits across your mind and sinks straight to your core with liquid heat. You miss him. Already. And you know you’re being pathetic, laying there waiting for him to come with your breakfast so you could see him again. But you simply didn’t care anymore. Let him see how desperate you were for him. For more.

You perk up when you hear footsteps outside the door, but frown when you realize they are lighter than Joel’s. The door cracks open and Ellie pokes her head inside. Your stomach sinks but you smile anyway.

“Hi there.”

She smiles and enters cautiously.

“Hey there, Gimpy. How’s the leg?”

You giggle and slide towards the edge of the bed and shakily stand in response. She squeals and rushes to your side.

“You’re standing??? Finally!!! I can show you around now!! Ah!”

You squeal with her and your heart rushes with warmth at the thought of going outside, smelling the crisp air, walking without assistance and exploring. It’s almost too much to bear.

The heavy clomping of footsteps outside the door is your only warning before Joel pops his head in, trademark scowl on full display.

“What’s all that noise?”

Ellie points to you with a huge grin. “She’s walking, Joel!!! Can you believe it?”

He turns his piercing, dark gaze to you and drags it slowly up your body- starting at your toes, pausing for a minute at your breasts before meeting your eyes. You’re melting inside but you attempt to stay composed. Cool.

“Wow. Would ya look at that.” He says with a half smile, crossing his arms.

“Joel?” I squeak, wringing my hands. “Can I please go out today? I think I’ll die if I have to lay in this bed one more minute.”

He rolls his eyes and scrubs a hand down his face, seemingly thinking it over.

“Come on, Joel. Let her go. Just for a short walk?” Ellie pleads. Both of you have your doe eyes turned to him, pleading. He huffs

“All right now that ain’t fair. Enough of that two against one shit.”

“Pleasssseeeee??” You say in unison, and you quirk a smile as you watch him shift uncomfortably. He slips his hand in the front pocket of his jeans and pulls out a pocket watch- checks the time. Then he looks up at you with a scowl, although you could see the smile dancing in his eyes.

“All right. Just a little.”

You both squeal and grab each others hands, elated. Joel scoffs muttering something about “women” before turning to leave the room.

“Ive got a cane to help you get around and I don’t want to hear no complaining about it you hear me?”

You huff and cross your arms over your chest.

“A cane? Seriously?” He looks over his shoulder at you with a fierce expression that dares you to argue. You decide to let him have this one.

“All right…” you grumble as he returns with a rough wooden walking stick with a curve for your hand to rest in at the top. You bite back a smile.

“Did you make this?”

He shrugs and his cheeks grow red as he stares at the ground, refusing to meet your gaze.

“Weren’t nothin” he mutters.

You lean in and kiss his cheek before taking the stick and testing your weight on it. He watches you but doesn’t move, scared to come closer and even more scared to move further away. He inhales deeply. You smell like his soap and the realization stirs something primal in him. He resists the urge to grab you and finish what he started that morning. Shaking himself, he takes your other arm- so small in his big hand- and guides you toward the door. Ellie shuffles behind you, clearly impatient to show you off.

“Where to first?” You ask beaming up at Joel. He suppresses a smirk at your excitement, something tightening in his chest. He clears his throat.

“Anywhere you want, ba- he catches himself, coughing, glancing at Ellie.

“Anywhere you want.”

You blush and look toward the front door then back to him.

His hair is tousled, soft curls tumbling down his forehead. He smells clean with a hint of pine and something undefinable- Something masculine. You want to kiss him so badly. Instead you loop your arm in his and gesture to the door.

“Lead the way, cowboy”

The walk is slow as you’re still getting the hang of balancing your weight on the cane Joel so sweetly made for you. The temperature is perfect- not too cold but crisp. You stop and breathe in the fresh air, turning your face to the sky. It feels so good you don’t notice Joel staring at you with a look so intense you could almost feel its burn on your exposed skin. You glance at him embarrassed, before turning to reach for Ellie.

“Come on girl we ain’t got all day.”

She laughs, teasing you back and Joel watches, transfixed. Something was happening that was starting to scare the hell out of him. It felt like his heart was defrosting, blooming like a flower in the first days of spring- and he wasn’t sure he liked it. It was only then that he realized that you were still in your nightgown, nipples pebbling in the cold. He resists the overwhelming urge to suck one in his mouth and shrugs off his jacket, placing it on your shoulder. You mouth a thank you with a smile so sweet it makes his teeth hurt. He just grunts and leads you along, rubbing at his traitorous chest with his free hand.

Joel and Ellie lead you to what appears to be the dining hall where a scattered group of people seem to be finishing their breakfast. You smile at the sight, relieved at how normal it all felt. How special to be a part of a place like this. To be welcomed in. You hear a gasp and turn to find Maria, rushing towards you, arms outstretched.

“Look at you honey!! It’s so good to see you looking better? How’s the leg?”

You smile and accept her quick hug.

“I feel great! It’s slow going for now I can’t get very far before it starts to pain me, but I’m too excited to be up and around to care.” You reply, smiling so big your cheeks hurt. You feel Joel glance down at you questioningly while Maria pulls you gently towards an open table. There’s a few men sitting there and you smile politely at them before sitting down. One of them grins and nudges his friend earning a scowl from Joel. You don’t notice.

Joel and Ellie sit on either side of you and you’re painfully aware of his big thigh brushing yours ever so slightly. It sends a twinge of awareness licking down your spine and you straighten.

Maria gestures to the men. “This is Tommy, my husband. And also incidentally Joel’s brother.”

You head whips to Joel in surprise but he doesn’t meet your eyes. A brother? You quickly compose yourself before turning once again to greet Tommy with a winning smile.

“Hi. Nice to meet you. How’s Joel treating ya? Minding his manners I hope.”

You smirk, flashing Joel a knowing look.

“Oh don’t worry. He’s been a perfect gentleman.” Your hand brushes his thigh as you say it and you see his scruffy jaw tick. You loved riling him up. It was quickly becoming your favorite pastime.

Tommy laughs and returns to his food.

“Im Jimmy.” A voice pipes up. You look at the man beside Tommy and nod politely. He’s handsome in a boyish way. His green eyes sparkle beneath strong brows and his full lips are curled to reveal perfect white teeth. He’s clean shaven, sporting a fitted black tshirt, and you can’t help but admire his body. This is who you should be pursuing, you think to yourself. Unfortunately….

You jump imperceptibly as a large hand grips your thigh. It’s warm and rough on your bare skin and you bite your lip at the contact.

Unfortunately you’re quickly falling for the grumpy old man sitting next to you and just his hand on your leg is enough to trigger an ache in your core that only grows as his thumb traces small circles on your inner thigh. You clench your teeth together.

“Nice to meet you, Jimmy.” You say in your sweetest most saccharine voice and Joel’s hand tightens its grip as you tell him your name. This feels dangerous, teasing Joel this way. But damn it feels so good to have his attention. You need more.

You shrug off Joel’s jacket, revealing the white straps of your nightgown. Jimmys eyes slide down, down, before they meet yours again. You smile, feigning nonchalance. Joel’s grip is bruising. He leans down to whisper harshly in your ear.

“Put the fucking jacket back on.”

You look up at him innocently, eyes wide.

“But I’m hot, Joel.” You breathe unaware of anyone else around you in that moment. Arrested by his dangerous gaze, those chocolate eyes that can hold such warmth and tenderness one minute and be stony cold the next. He grunts quietly and removes his hand from your leg. You stifle a whimper at the loss of contact. He stands.

“Im gonna get somethin to eat. You hungry?”

You nod slowly, perplexed by his behavior.

“Sure. You know what I like.”

Joels intense eyes flash to Jimmy when you say that, his gaze almost cocky at your admission before he nods and turns to get your breakfast.

“And coffee please!” You call after his broad back before turning back to face your companions. Ellie seems to be completely unaware of the tension between you and Joel, as she happily tears into her breakfast like it’s the first meal she’s had in weeks. Jimmy is still looking at you.

Painfully aware of his appraisal you turn to her.

“Hey. Do you think we could stop by the stables before we go back?” You ask, eager to meet the horse she talks so much about.

She nods, mouth full. “Yeah! That would be fun! I’ve gotta meet my friends in about an hour but we should have time.”

You smile politely at her in response as Joel returns to the table with your food. You smile up at him, hoping he can read your expression. He places the plate in front of you gently alongside a steaming cup of black coffee. You clasp your hands around the mug, the warmth seeping into your fingers and making you shiver.

“Thank you.” You murmur as you sip it slowly, heat scalding your tongue but too turned on at Joel taking care of you to give a shit. He nods in your direction before plopping down next to you.

“So” Jimmy begins again, eyes locked on yours “we got a get together this Friday in the main hall. Music, drinks all that fun stuff. You should come.” Your eyes brighten and you nod vigorously.

“I would love that! Joel can we?”

He casts a sidelong glance at you and you already know what he’ll say.

“Don’t wanna push it too far.” He grunts in response.

“Joelllll” you whine. You turn back to Jimmy.

“Well be there. Don’t worry about him. He could use some loosening up anyway.” Jimmy chuckles and Joel scoffs, shaking his head. You nudge Joel playfully and start to eat. A party?? Drinks and dancing? You could hardly contain your excitement. Also it wasn’t lost on you, that you would have a reason to dress up. And maybe, just maybe get Joel’s attention and keep it this time.

Friday came before you knew it. You were walking more every day and even though Joel insists you use the cane, your excitement to be up and around again is all-consuming. Ellie has been spending more time with you, hanging out in your room, listening to music and laughing at your stupid jokes. You felt yourself beginning to like her company, look forward to it in fact. Your first real friend. Well, other than Joel.

You and Ellie were currently rummaging through her friends drawers in search of a dress that would fit you for the party later. Luckily she was about your size and you gasped when you came upon a sea green strapless dress that stopped mid thigh. The neckline was low enough to be tantalizing but not slutty and it hugged your curves in all the right ways when you tried it on.

“Fuck you’re wearing that dress!” Ellie says, demanding you spin around so she can see it at all angles. You giggle and oblige, feeling so girlish and carefree. You couldn’t believe this was your reality. You had friends and safety. You didn’t have to rummage through trash and dead people’s clothes for food and supplies. Jackson was starting to feel like home. And Joel. Well. If you were honest with yourself, he was beginning to be home to you. He didn’t feel the same way clearly. He hadn’t so much as touched you since that early morning when he had made you cum, when he had kissed you and held you so tenderly it made your heart flip to think of it. All he did was stare at you in dark unreadable way, and you knew his walls were back up. Well. You weren’t going to let that stop you from enjoying the first party you’d ever been to. Maybe you’d get laid. A smile touched your lips when you admired yourself in the mirror. See if Joel likes that.

You’re in your room, putting the finishing touches on your makeup when you hear a knock at the door.

“Come in” you say, applying your borrowed bright red lipstick painstakingly. Ellie waltzes in in her trademark flannel and jeans. You laugh.

“That’s what you’re wearing?”

“Oh fuck off. “ she says collapsing onto your bed with a huff.

“You know I don’t like all that shit.”

You giggle and take one last look in the mirror. Your hair is down and you’d taken the time to tease your brown curls to give it more volume. You had kept it simple, applying some mascara, blush, then lipstick. You felt…. Pretty. Beautiful. Like a woman.

Ellie groans.

“Come on stop preening, Joel’s waiting downstairs. We’re gonna be late.”

You flick your hand at her and stand, smoothing down your dress. You were starting to second guess your choice as you glanced at your reflection. Maybe you shouldn’t have dressed so…flashy. The dress was tight. Tighter than you was used to and your breasts were all but spilling out of the top. You huffed. Well too late to turn back now.

“Finally!” Ellie says dramatically and you shove her laughing. “Oh shut up.”

Your heart flips in your chest when you see Joel’s broad back at the bottom of the stairs. He’s looking out the window, giving you a chance to admire his form. He’s wearing a white button up shirt and clean blue jeans over black shiny boots. You bite your full lip and clench your legs together. Keep it together girl

At the sound of your footsteps, Joel turns and his jaw falls open. His eyes scan your body with as much intimacy as if you were naked. Realizing he is gawking he quickly snaps it shut and his eyes burn into your skin as you slowly ascend the stairs. His stare is intense, so intense you wonder if he’s going to take you upstairs right now. You decide to play coy.

“Im ready.” You say innocently, chewing on your bottom lip.

“You can’t go out in that.” He says firmly, hands fisting at his sides.

“She can go out in whatever she wants, Joel, shit. You’re not her father.” Ellie exclaims before brushing past both of you out the door.

You lift your chin and meet his stare, trying not to look as intimidated as you felt.

“Well?” You breath, watching as he clenches and unclenches his jaw, as his breathing quickens to the point where it sounds labored.

“Fuck. All right. But you’re not leaving my side.”

You roll your eyes and grab the cane standing by the door.

“Whatever you say, daddy”

He grips your bicep hard, and pulls you back into him your chest flush to his.

“Don’t call me that.”

“Why” you ask innocently, peering at him beneath your lashes.

He glares down at you for a moment, eyes dropping to your lips then to your face before releasing you.

“Fucking trouble.” He mumbles and you smile sweetly as he opens the door for you.

“You love it.” You say as you brush past him into the street.

People are milling around outside of the barn the party is being held in and excitement clamps your chest. You grab Joel’s strong bicep without thinking, wrapping your fingers into the fabric of his shirt.

“Joel look! Look at the fairy lights! And the music!!”

You giggled and skipped to the door, heart racing.

“Take it easy.” He warns, but there’s an affectionate smile playing on his lips as he watches you practically vibrate with awe and excitement. His eyes drop to your ass as you pull the door open and he feels a stirring low in his groin. He grimaces and adjusts his cock as he feels it starting to grow, tucking it in the waistband of his boxers. This is going to be a long night, he thinks to himself.

You immediately sidle up to the bar and smile at the man behind it. He has tattoos covering every inch of his skin and a wide grin revealing crooked teeth playing on his lips.

“What can I getcha?” He drawls, pulling out a glass and setting it on the bar top.

“Water” Joel says from behind you before leaning against the bar, turning to face you. You laugh.

“Fuck no. I’ll have a whiskey.” The bartender raises his brows before nodding and obliging your request.

“I thought we agreed you’d take it easy.” Joel hisses into your ear through gritted teeth.

“I will.” You said turning to face him and putting a hand on his broad chest. It was warm and solid as a rock and you could feel his heart racing beneath your palm.

“Promise.”

He shakes his head and orders the same as you before turning to lean against the bar casually. You seize the moment to admire him fully. his shirt is unbuttoned at the top revealing a tuft of chest hair and he’s pulled his sleeves to his elbows revealing strong, tanned forearms. You were imagining tracing the veins with your tongue when you heard someone call your name.

You turned to wave at Ellie, sitting at a nearby table with a group of girls. You took your whiskey and shot Joel a glance “I’m gonna say hi. Be right back.” He grunts in reply and you make your way to Ellie’s table feeling his searing gaze on your back the whole way. You take a seat and tip the glass taking the whiskey in one shot. Ellie whistles.

“Ok so it’s gonna be that kind of night.” She says laughing. You laugh with her reveling in the warmth of the alcohol quickly spreading in your stomach.

“Why isn’t anyone dancing?” You ask turning to find only a few stragglers on the dance floor. She shrugs and motions around. “These people ain’t the partying type if you know what I mean.”

You grab her hand and pull her up.

“Well let’s show them how to party, then shall we?” She laughs, a blush gathering on her cheeks as you tug her to the dance floor. “Genie in a bottle” is playing. One of your favorites. You felt the music thrum through you, igniting a fire in your veins and you began to swing your hips, lifting your arms. Ellie is stiff. “I dont..” she begins hesitantly “I don’t know how to dance.”

“Neither do I.” You respond lifting her hand above her head and giving her a twirl. “That’s not the point. The point is to have fun!” She laughs when you twirl her again and you dance together, quickly joined by the rest of her friends. You dance in the carefree way only girls can- laughing, giggling, swaying your hips and belting out the lyrics with abandon. It’s more fun then you could ever remember having in your life. You’re lifting your arms above your head and running your hands down your body when you spot Joel at the bar. He looks frozen, his whiskey halfway to his lips, his mouth parted. His knuckles are white as his free hand grips the bar top. His eyes are black, and you know that look. You’ve seen it before.

Knowing his eyes are on you causes your heart to stutter in your chest, and you move deliberately now, tracing your body with explorative hands, tilting your head back and swaying with the music. That is until you feel a strong hand grip your shoulder. You turn to find Jimmy standing behind you with a stupid grin on his face.

“Hi!” He shouts over the music.

“Hey there!” You yell back laughing when one of Ellie’s friends bumps into you.

“You sure know how to party, don’t you?” He asks running his appreciative gaze down your body. You fidget a little beneath his appraisal all too aware of who is watching this whole scene. He takes your wrist and gently tugs you to him. You can’t help but sigh as you fall into his broad chest. It feels so good to be held. Even if it wasn’t by who you would choose.

“Dance with me?” He asks against the shell of your ear.

“Ok.” You breathe, as he twirls you around and around.

Then you jump when you feel a calloused hand on your bare shoulder and turn to find a stony faced Joel a breath away from you.

“Thought you said you was gonna take it easy.” He hisses eyes flicking between you and Jimmy.

“Oh relax Joel.” You say forgetting about Jimmy completely and tugging at his wrists.

“Have a little fun for once.”

“I don’t dance.” He says through gritted teeth when his chest brushes yours.

“But you will.” You whisper in his ear, hands tangling into the curls at the back of his neck.

“You’d do anything for me.”

He groans so quietly you almost don’t catch it. “You’re drunk.” He says but he doesn’t move to pull away. You giggle and sway, forcing him closer as you take his hand and twirl yourself under it.

“Just a little.”

He chuckles then, against his better judgement and lets you pull him against your chest. His hands wander, tracing your arms then your hips, and he breathes raggedly against the shell of your ear.

“I want you.”

He whispers it so quietly that you are sure you imagined it.

“I want you so bad, baby.”

You stifle a groan at his confession and pull back to meet his gaze.

“Im right here.” You reply, only loud enough for him to hear.

“Want you for myself.” He grunts tugging you back into him by the wrist.

“Don’t want another man’s hands on ya.”

You stare into his eyes, marveling at his confession. Is he drunk too?

“Only want your hands on me, Joel.” You breathe into his ear before taking his wrist and tugging him towards the bar. He’s transfixed by you, utterly starved and he can’t tear his eyes from your face. This is dangerous, dangerous ground, he thinks to himself. But the way you look in that dress, the way your hips sway and you dance with complete and utter abandon, the way you pull Ellie out of her shell… the absolute fucking ray of sunshine you’ve become in his life… It’s all too much. He’s falling hard and at this point he’s not sure he can stop it. Or that he wants to.

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Ahhhhh im obsessed with this chapter!! Let me know if you like it in the comments ;))))

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With A Little Help From My Friends ⋆⁺₊❅.

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Formula 1 college hockey team social media AU! Instagram Edition

The tight-knit college hockey team, the Silver Blades, run by team captain Max Verstappen, isn't just about scoring goals—it's a chosen family. On and off the ice, the team has each other's backs, whether that's through college assignments, throwing awesome parties, or winning the championship together. Follow these overworked, tired, college students as they post through their day-to-day life.

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ChargingSarge Team Holiday party turned out great I would say!

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ItsYourname you mean the team holiday party .... with the people you live with .... in the house you all live in....

ChargingSarge Someones mad they lost the gingerbread house challenge 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵

ItsYourname not mad, just didn't know we were calling architecturally problematic infested abominations homes these days 🤷‍♀️ not really suitable for gingerbread people is it

Albono PROLBEMATIC INFESTED ABOMBINAIONS??!!?!??? Yours fell over!!!!!! Desolate, Abandoned, Forsaken!!!!!! (liked by ChargingSarge)

ItsYourname UHHHH it's NOT my fault my tactless teammate knocked our house over 🙄🙄

OscarJP I didnt mean to! I said I was sorry!! (liked by ChargingSarge)

LandoNorris4 COOKIE SO BOMBBB !!!!!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🤤🤤🤤🤤

DanielRicciardo Me after she on my and

ChargingSarge Are you okay?

YukiTsunoda22 thank you for helping with decorating the cookies, next time I'll make sure you actually get to eat one!

ChargingSarge Thanks Yuki 😐 (liked by YukiTsunoda22)

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ChargingSarge Currently thawing. Ready for a good season 💪

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OscarJP 😕

LandoNorris4 AWWHHWHWHH NOOOO😭😭😭😭😭 YOU AMDE OSCAR SAD I CAANTTT TAE IT BACK LOGAN

ChargingSarge It's literally just Football season, i'll be playing with you guys again in like 5 months

OscarJP I'll never see you anymore 😕

ChargingSarge My room is literally right next to yours Oscar. We share walls.

ItsYourname WHAATTTTTTTTT??!?!?!!?!??? (liked by ChargingSarge)

Franco43Colapinto traitor, los que traicionan merecen la maldición, espero que nada salga tan mal en el fútbol. traitor, those who betray deserve the curse, I hope nothing goes so wrong in football.

ChargingSarge What did you just say to me?

ChargingSarge FRANCO DID YOU CURSE ME????????? (liked by Franco43Colapinto)

LilyMuniHe i for one am ecstatic to see Logan back in Football !!!!!! (liked by ChargingSarge)

ChargingSarge Thanks Lily! 😁

LilyMuniHe now I can actually hangout with my boyfriend alone☺️ (liked by ItsYourname)

ChargingSarge 😐

ItsYourname good to know this is a mutual problem (liked by LilyMuniHe, ChargingSarge, and OscarJP)

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[kiwi-luminaryofthestars]

Ey this is so dramatic, but I’m always the nihilist so here’s my call to the tiny world inside my tumblr: if I ever suddenly stop posting and I’m presumed fucking dead, PLEASSSSEEEEE ask one of my sisters to post the google doc of my phantom thief AU 😭😭 My soul will not be able to move on if I pass away when this shit’s still unfinished. And even if it’s just a bunch of drafts and an outline, at least it’ll be out there.

Oh, and my vampire one, pretty please. Thank you much!!!

[idkwhatever580]

Okay people. I’m gonna need you to put your best thinking caps forward pleasssseeeee

I’m looking for a Wanda x reader fic. I can’t remember if it is like step mom, mommy, or just regular. But it’s def smut lol

Basically r steals one of Wanda’s toys and Wanda realizes this happened and finds out that the toy that is chillin inside of r is one that has a control for a vibrator. And Wanda basically messes with r until r can’t take it anymore.

I cannot find this fic for the life of me and I seriously need it. 😭🫣 if y’all know what it is please please please tell me 😖

(Or if you know any fics that are similar to the one I described I’d be greatful)

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

sometimes i feel like the funniest person in the group and sometimes i swear i am so boring, but it's usually because my brain is processing at mush speed due to the void sapping my energy and i just want to scream when this happens like please. please i am usually funnier than this!!! please don't assign me the serious, studious person box!!! i do not like being boxed!!! i swear i have a personality that is malleable and whimsical and silly my brain is just sludging through the mud right now pleasssseeeee!!!!!!!!

[zestylemonsz]

I am not very political. And I don't make political posts. However.

(I made the text smaller, however I am using caps)

Tag mutuals that can vote and are in the USA!!

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GUYS PLEASSSSEEEEE VOTE

NOT VOTING DOESN'T HELP. NOT LIKING THE SYSTEM AND NOT VOTING DOESN'T HELP.

IT SERIOUSLY DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T LIKE EITHER PRESIDENT. CHOOSE THE BETTER ONE. CHOOSE THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY HELPS THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY. CHOOSE THE ONE THAT IS FIGHTING AGAINST RACISM, AND FIGHTING AGAINST INCREASING HOUSING PRICES.

DON'T CHOOSE THE ONE THAT HAS COMMITTED SEVERAL CRIMES.

PROJECT 2025 WILL INCREASE FUNDING FOR THE US-MEXICO BORDER. IT WILL ALSO INCREASE FEES ON IMMIGRANTS.

PROJECT 2025 WILL TRY TO "STOP THE WAR ON OIL AND NATURAL GAS". THIS WILL ELIMINATE ALL MEASURES DONE FOR CLIMATE CRISIS.

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON WITHDRAWING ABORTION PILLS.

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON GETTING RID OF THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE CONTROLLED BY EXPERTS. PROJECT 2025 WANTS TO BE CONTROLLED BY THE PRESIDENT.

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON BANNING WHATEVER THEY WANT BY DOING THIS. SUCH AS: LGBTQIA+ BOOKS, USAGE OF THE WORD "TRANS" OR "GENDER" OR "LGBTQIA+".

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON ELIMINATING A LIST OF TERMS FROM ALL LAWS AND FEDERAL REGULATIONS. THIS INCLUDES: SEXUAL ORIENTATION, DIVERSITY, EQUITY, AND INCLUSION, GENDER EQUALITY, ABORTION, AND REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.

^ THIS WOULD NOT PROTECT LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE. THIS WOULD ALSO NOT PROTECT PEOPLE FROM ABORTION AND REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.

^ THIS MEANS PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THIS.

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, TWO JUSTICES IN THE SUPREME COURT ARE RUMORED ON RETIRING IF TRUMP WINS.

THIS WILL MAKE TRUMP APPOINT TWO MORE JUSTICES.

THAT MAKES TRUMP RUN THE WHOLE SUPREME COURT.

DO NOT LET PROJECT 2025 WIN.

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON DISMANTLING NOAA. NOAA TRACKS HURRICANES AND PROTECTS MARINE LIFE.

^ PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON DOING THIS BECAUSE IT'S "one of the main drivers of the climate change alarm industry"

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON INSTALLING A "pro-life task force" TO REPLACE BIDEN'S REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE.

PROJECT 2025 PLANS ON DEFUNDING THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, DISMANTLING THE FBI, AND ELIMINATING THE DEPARTMENTS OF EDUCATION AND COMMERCE.

THIS HAS BEEN LAID OUT IN PLAIN VIEW. PLEASE VOTE.

MORE POLICES INCLUDE:

ERADICATING FEDERAL FUNDING FOR DEI PROGRAMS.

PURGING THE GOVERNMENT OF APOLITICAL CIVIL SERVANTS.

ELIMINATING THE CHECKS AND BALANCES BUILT INTO THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IN FAVOR OF EXPANDED CONTROL BY THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH.

ENDING REPRODUCTIVE FREEDOM AND REPLACING THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES.

REPLACING THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY WITH A 100,000 WORKER IMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT.

MILITARIZATION OF THE BORDER.

ENDING REFUGEE PROGRAMS.

REMOVING TRANSGENDER MEDICINES AND SURGERIES.

REMOVING LGBTQIA+ AS A WHOLE.

REMOVING ABORTION SERVICES.

[joosbasschick]

Heyyy. How are you? Can I pleasssseeeee request or get your thoughts on a ZB1 switch!hanbin being overstimulated by his fem!gf riding him and he begs...it's OK if you aren't comfortable. Thank you. Love you! Enjoy your day. Stayyyy hydrated.

Hi Hi, Anon! Please don't be afraid to give yourself an emoji so I can keep track of you if you plan on frequenting here!

First HANBIN IS SOOOO A SWITCH! Hanbin has such a big heart that he gets wrapped up in his emotions, making him such a sensitive kitty man. He feels so embarrassed asking his girl to ride him when he is drowning in his romantic emotions. Expect his cheeks and ears to be fire red with sparkly eyes! Always such shining, sparkly eyes when he is feeling subby. Once you slide your pussy down on him, he is GONE. Man is in heaven and hell at the same time. BIG CRIER! He loves you so much he can't help that his lash line gets wet. His bottom lip pokes out as he watches you bounce on him, squeaks and begs for you to stop because it's too much. You know if you stop he will turn around and beg for you to move. His favorite part? Holding you close and releasing inside of you-its so romantic and a beautiful part of being human for him. Hold on your your lover boy forever!

[livelaughlovesubs]

i don't remember if this one was already done, but fucking the angels so good that they start to worship you as if you were their only one deity.

I think you proposed that idea to me before. But…yes, yes, yes 🙌 please, me me me i volunteer

Like ughh, I’m such a simp, I like religious aspects in such things so much ahhhh, imagine Gabriel, who’s the most in love with god, naming you as his new deity akxukanaksjks pleasssseeeee you are so smart I can’t

[jellybeanium124]

currently going thru everyone's archives to find gogi maca snackaroons bc I KNOW some of y'all reblogged it otherwise I wouldn't've seen it, but so far I haven't found it. PLEASE if you have the gogi maca snackaroons post PLEASSSSEEEEE send it to me I have a really funny ofmd shitpost planned I promise

[jasperyourmutt]

hi puppy!!! tragic about your morning. poor thing. don't they know you have needs? puppies shouldn't have to work :'(

if it makes you feel better, i've been getting a bit lost in thought today thinking about pinning you and having my way with your little puppy cunt. be a good boy and lie there all pretty while i have my fun? i bet you'd feel so good around my fingers and tongue. i am ravenous for tcock i'm sorry my dear but there's no pulling me off no matter how much you whimper. want to hear you bark and yip and whine and beg. how could i say no to such a sweet pup who needs my cock? how could i not breed and claim you when you're so desperate for it? i get a little possessive over toys, but can you blame me? to a bigger stronger dog, that's all a puppy is.

get chewed on. best of luck with your shift. tee hee :3

Ohhhhhhh my goodness I am . Melting from this message. Hopefully no one at work will ask me why my face is so red.

Just the thought of you pinning me down has got me beyond flustered. My cunt is throbbing, I need to be bred so bad. Pleasssseeeee please please 🥺 I promise I’ll behave and be the goodest boy, you can use me however you need. All I want is for a big dog to mount and claim my womb.

Uh yeah so I will be drooling and whining over this ask for the next uhhhhh 7 hours and hopefully I will be able to contain myself until I get home tonight and fuck myself silly while reading this! Or maybe I’ll have to relieve myself in the work bathroom somehow :3