#i know this should terrify me but

[milogoestogreendale]

this interview. guys im fucking screaming

[willelmikes]

it's been three years and max's choked up and desperate cry of "i don't want to die, i'm not ready" at the end of s4 after being suicidal for the majority of the season still hits like a fucking truck. like she was so scared. she was so scared she was literally fifteen she was a kid she didn't want to die she just wanted to hang out with her friends and be normal but she couldn't. she couldn't

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

so… anyone notice all the chaos in the Lu fandom lately? Anyways @eviltimee is an absolute grump and @evil-twiii is apparently a cat??? I love this for them.

Doodles based on this post and this one! Closeups and a non-inverted version under the cut!

I love the colors in this version so much and they were basically a surprise to me! Bc I colored much of this with all my iPad colors inverted lol

anyways here is a fierce deity time and some cats :)

I feel like I need to draw cats more bc this one was so fun! Yknow what if anyone wants me to draw a cat for them just send an ask lol

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cherik as that one pink nightgown and blue pajamas holding a candle picture

this is so rushed but like. but like i see the vision and i needed to share it with all of you ok. pov you got caught raiding the fridge at 3AM

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

[turtleblogatlast]

I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.

[dykedvonte]

The absolute terror Curly must've been in upon realizing he was going to be hit dead-on during the crash and the dreadful agony that dawned when he realized he survived.

[darkbunnylove]

Poly!141 at the gym

Soap is that one GymBro™ that is respected by all because he outlifts nearly everyone at everything, but somehow also stays incredibly humble about it. “Oh that? Nah, you could totally do that too,” he says to a guy half his size, holding a 2kg dumbbell and vibrating with fear.

Basically lives in the gym. Goes whenever there’s a gap in his schedule. Runs a surprisingly balanced split (he took gym advice from a Reddit thread in 2014 and now quotes it like it’s the Bible). Cardio? Handled during drills and chasing down targets. The walk from the locker room to the squat rack is plenty.

Everyone likes him because he talks to everyone. Literally. You. The guy hogging the bench. The janitor. The vending machine. Every gym session starts with a cheerful, “Hey, mate, how many sets you got left?” and ends with a full-blown conversation about the newest pre-workout trends or the crushing weight of modern masculinity.

Gaz is the other GymBro™ and also hits the gym whenever there’s a spare moment, but unlike Soap, he’s usually there in the early morning because it helps him clear his head and start the day right. Probably did track or cross-country as a kid, so he actually likes cardio. Takes it very seriously, too. “You do realize your heart’s a muscle too, yeah? Gotta train it like the rest,” he says, likely even mid-sprint.

Also probably the only one out of the four who goes to the gym because his body is a temple, not because he’s battling a whole army of inner demons.

Friendly, but keeps to himself at the gym. Headphones in, locked in, not trying to bother anyone. But if your form is truly a disaster, he’ll absolutely say something.

Once accidentally signed up for a spin class. Secretly loved it. Now he goes twice a week for the white-girl music. Not like he would tell anyone, though.

Ghost definitely does some sort of hybrid training. Probably boxing, or Muay Thai. Scarily good at it. Like used to compete in high school good. These days, he just keeps it up to stay in shape. Only ever shows up late at night, when the gym is half-empty and dimly lit. Price jokingly calls it his natural habitat.

Definitely fighting some inner demons. Also the only person who can outlift Soap. Occasionally brags.

Not a big coffee lover, but absolutely has a caffeine addiction. Mainlines Monster White like it’s a medical requirement. Gaz is lowkey concerned but stays quiet.

Wears a black hoodie and joggers every single time with the hood up, of course. Never chats. Never smiles. People are lowkey terrified of him on sight, but mostly because between sets, he zones out so hard he ends up staring into the void.

Probably a phonk-enjoyer. Or Britney Spears.

Price either hits the gym at the crack of dawn or well into the late evening, thanks to his nightmare of a schedule. Usually catches Gaz on his way out or Ghost mid-brood. If he shows up at night, he’ll stay even longer than Ghost. 

Very solid split. Great all-rounder. Can crank out weighted pull-ups like it’s nothing and is the only one who actually takes stretching seriously. Does a lot of functional training too, like sled pushes and weighted carries.

Would actually be a phenomenal spotter… if he didn’t only show up when the gym is basically empty.

Does not listen to music. The haunting loop of “you should be doing more” on repeat is enough for him. Probably knocks out an entire set in silence, then just stares at the floor like it said something offensive.

Apart from trying to hit his protein goals the “natural” way, he owns exactly one shaker bottle. It’s survived three deployments and a house fire.

Can casually do pistol squats, but will only do it if practically bullied into it by the others.

Oh, and he's definitely the only one who actually wipes the bench after using it.

[hana-bobo-finch]

i love making low effort shitposts instead of properly explaining my oc’s lore 🥰🥰

[lordkairos3626]

I do have a headcanon to explain the absolutely beautiful and wonderful phenomenon of illager evokers seemingly launching themselves off of various high surfaces at any and every given opportunity (which is definitely a result of their “flee from player/creaking” goal interacting with their insane speed modifiers)

It’s cause they’ve fucked up their body’s fight or flight response- Likely with the magics they use for totems and whatnot since they canonically rely on witches for potions. These guys had to go about healing through other means when witches weren’t/aren’t readily available, and in the process of finding said other means unwound some very important natural processes in their body. Which were subsequently (and poorly) replaced with magical equivalents.

Basically this means that sometimes evokers get spooked cause someone dared to say the word “boob” without the second b and the resulting spike in blood magic levels causes them to quite literally get startled to death. They perceive a threat, instinctively attempt to get away, and end up tripping over their own robes and falling down the stairs.

This is visibly worse during raids where Mojang decided it would be funny(which it is) to increase their speeds further for some reason. So sometimes you’ll walk around a house and manage to catch a glimpse of black and gold robes disappearing into a canyon cause apparently you were too close.

There’s also the issue of they often don’t know when they should be running away until their legs are already broken. The enraged enderman that was accidentally caught by your fang attack and is now running directly at you is clearly not a real threat. Neither is the zombie that just stabbed you with a shovel for the same reason. But you know what absolutely is a real threat? The bat that just flew into the window- Scariest shit ever.

It’s the primary reason they remain so secluded and have so many flowers and water features, basically things to keep the stress levels low. Vexes remain ever-present in the woodwork attempting to mitigate the chances of an evoker falling out the third story window or getting flattened by a bookshelf because someone stepped off of the carpet in the hallway and the floor creaked a little too loud.

I love these guys and their dark arts stuff but I don’t think people play around with the fact that they are one of the most accident-prone mobs in the game nearly enough. Minecraft equivalent of a startled bird flying straight up and hitting the ceiling too hard. They’re so stupid and they’re perfect. <3

[waitineedaname]

mxtx characters who, in my humble butch opinion, should be butch

Luo Binghe: listen. look me in the eyes. in a genderswap situation, Binghe should get to be butch. one of the key themes in SVSSS is gender, and one of the things that distinguishes SVSSS!Binghe from PIDW!Binghe is that he's not the hypermasculine protagonist and instead is allowed to enjoy more feminine things (like being Shizun's housewife). that's why he's specifically called Bing-mei and it's also why im on my transfemme Binghe soapbox all the time, but that's a whole other topic. what im saying is if we're reversing the gender situation, then fem!Binghe in SVSSS should get to enjoy more masculine things. it's what she deserves. she strikes me as the kind of butch that gets a thrill out of doing gentlemanly things like giving SQQ her coat when she's cold. she should be the Bing-di to PIDW's Bing-jie

Shang Qinghua: this one is deeply self-indulgent projection but don't fucking worry about that okay. SQH is a very specific flavor of low effort butch nerd. SQH is the cookie monster pajamas to butch pipeline. SQH cuts her own hair with regular scissors for convenience and Shen Yuan is dying to get her to just buy some goddamn clippers. SQH is running off of four red bulls and spite. She inexplicably has game and she's just as confused about this as you are

Xie Lian: imagine this for me. you go to one of those volunteering events where you're cleaning trash out of a creek or something. there is a woman there in cargo pants or maybe overalls, something with a shit ton of pockets. she has not shaved in months, maybe years. her hair is in the messiest bun possible, or maybe tied back under a baseball cap. she is somehow the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. after taking away all the trash and informing everyone how to sort the recycling, she is picked up by another woman who appears to be the definition of high camp. you leave this encounter feeling like you might have been converted to something. perhaps to lesbianism. this is what an encounter with butch Xie Lian is like.

[saintaviator]

FEELING THE REALITY THAT EVERYBODY LEAVES//AND NOW IM TRYING TO HOLD ON TO YOU 'CAUSE EVERYBODY LEAVES

[trashcanfills]

Cole Cassidy General Relationship Headcanons

And here is everyone’s fav cowman! Enjoy.

To start off, it’s almost kinda easy to be Cole’s friend, because how friendly and approachable he is.

That easygoing aura he exudes, the way he talks nicely, great manners. It’s hard not to become friends with him.

That being said, even though he is this nice chill dude, he’s actually not very trusting of people. Cole was a part of DEADLOCK, a criminal outlaw gang and then BLACKWATCH, the darker side of the Overwatch organisation that deals with infiltration, blackmail, assassinations, etc. Him being trained by Gabriel Reyes also means he knows all the tricks of the trade regarding the seedier parts of underworld.

The fact that he doesnt trust ppl isnt too obvious tho, thanks to that warm charismatic aura he's got, as well as being such a sweet talker with the gift of gab. Only the observant ones will realise that Cole never reveals that many details about himself.

Ok to be fair, he DOES talk abt his experiences or some cool/funny/random thing he's seen or done, but usually it is not enough to glean the kind of past he has. If Cole does eventually tell you abt his home life and all, he really really REALLY trusts you.

Don't take that to mean he will pour out his own feelings and thoughts to you on the daily though. You should inquire about the cowboy's wellbeing and current state every now and then. Cole has a habit of keeping his own problems and issues to himself, especially in times of peace.

Ask him how he's doing or abt his day. Even if he is not forthcoming abt any worries he might have, the genuine effort of trying to get to know him is something he will greatly appreciate, and perhaps in the future, he will share his concerns with you. But for now, be patient. :3

He does share a lot of great stories whenever you guys talk. Like ranging from his experience in Overwatch (cough Blackwatch), being a mercenary, there’s a lot of stuff he has seen. It helps that Cole has a fantastic way with words and speaks with a smooth baritone, that keeps you hooked on his storytelling. (Inspired from the idea that Cole has done writing gigs before, but I cant rmb if this was a headcanon or canon detail I skimmed over)

Thanks to his fair share of life experiences in dealing with various people and situations, he is a pretty good listener too, and great at giving advice. In all, this makes him an extremely good conversationlist if he wants or has to, both with friends and strangers.

Can be a tease or silly goof at times, but is capable of stopping if the circumstances call for it. His ability to read people and the room well comes in real handy for this. So if you are someone with sensitive triggers/traumas, Cole is one of the best guys in Overwatch to help you out.

Do note his charming persona, dashing looks, and respectful behaviour makes him a rather attractive and approachable man. All qualities of a very crushworthy guy lol. Definitely has been asked out by strangers a couple of times and has humored some of them. Some ended up as decent flings but others were eehhhhhh...less said abt it the better.

However its all based on a rather superficial attraction. While Cole miiight have indulged in occasional one night-stands or one-off dates, he still feels a bit empty after each encounter, because he's unable to get attached to anyone so far for a myriad of reasons.

Either the relationship is based on lust and surface-level attraction, or the other person is unable to handle/accept his less desirable qualities (being a wanted man, inability to open up, experiences with criminal activities, hidden ruthlessness, does not wish to settle down yet, etc).

That's why it’s usually people who barely know him that crush on him, but his friends who are more aware of his past and character know better lol.

If Cole DOES end up in a romantic relationship??? With someone he actually trusts and cares about??? Damn bruh well done, you actually tied this wandering lone Cowboy into a proper functioning relationship!

Absolute fucking tease, but with manners of a gentleman. Rmb how I said Cole's great at reading people? He is able to pick up on your feelings and mental state well enough to know when to be a supportive partner, and when to be a menace.

Pros: In troubling times when you feel down or distressed in some way, you can definitely rely on Cole to make things better, whether it's him offering an open ear, providing some good ole distraction, or comfort with words/physical affection/quality time.

Cons: in times where you are relaxed and content doing your own thing, and Cole has the time, he's going to goof around and drag you into shenanigans.

Really really enjoys making you flustered. He doesn't mention this out loud unless you ask, but he loves seeing your reactions. It's also a game of sorts, a self-imposed challenge to break your composure (with consent of course! If he senses any kind of discomfort from you, he will stop it immediately).

If you are the kind with good sense of shame, my condolences. Cole has close to no shame in calling you silly or embarrassing endearments. I also hope you aren't figuratively lactose intolerant, cus it all also comes with a side of cheese. A LOT of cheese. As in cheesiness. Yes, that includes romantic gestures as well. Though, if you love this kind of stuff, then point to you, I suppose.

CLINGY CLINGY CLINGY this guy is a sucker for physical affection (possibly touch-starved from being on his own for so long ahhhh). Please indulge the cowbuy with cuddles, hugs, handholding, you name it. It's like a drug to him. Instant seratonin.

If you act playful and reciprocate his antics, Cole is going to be even deeper in love. He is a cheeky person, and yes he snarks and quips back on the regular, but there’s just something about engaging in harmless silly fun together that make Cole feel a sense of warmth in his heart.

It really hits it home for him that he feels secure and safe enough to drop down his guard and be carefree along with you. Rmb, his life ever since he left home, has been rife with risky and dangerous experiences. Cole does thrive in such stressful situations and he revels in the thrill of it, but it makes safety and security all the more elusive.

As such, he greatly cherishes any period of peace he can get, and safe to say he's utterly in bliss when you, his partner, embody this sense of peace and comfort to him. Stability, I feel, is very important for Cole, esp after all the stuff he went through.

If you stay long enough to be a stable presence in his life, Cole would probably start considering you in his retirement plans for the late future (that maay or may not include marriage hehe). Before getting a partner, he might have dedicated himself fully into Overwatch or continued being a vigilante outlaw, with retirement being an afterthought.

With you? He starts actively thinking about the "after", especially since he's not getting younger anytime soon. Why not start planning how he's going to spend the rest of remaining years with you? ;D

[drac-kool-aid]

I like how in these past two entries Dracula is just There In the Background.

He's a flying bat, maybe a bird, he's that figure on the seat over there in the distance with the glowing red eyes. This is so different from how he menaced Jonathan (where he was the creepy old man that is Actively Keeping Me Prisoner yet still wants to have nightly chats) or the Demeter crew (where he understand the Nothing is Scarier trope and generally keeps out of sight till the end).

This time, he's just chillaxing in the background because we've had those two instances of different flavors of horror, and now we are thoroughly terrified of him, so just seeing him in the background is enough.

And this kind of tickles me in a weird way because I do so love when you can see the danger. It may not be actively menacing you. In fact, it may be moving away from you. Honestly, you don't even know if it has noticed you, and it's still TERRIFYING.

Like, sure, the idea that the monster is watching you and you not realizing it is scary, but sometimes you watching the monster is worse.

[billdecker]

I just went out by myself while my partner is at work for the first time in around eight years. I sat on my bench for all of five minutes but I did it

[hydrachea]

The great thing about having a laptop that just up and gets fried so suddenly not even repair shops can tell you what happened is the paranoia that comes around handling the replacement. Are you running too hot? Should your fans be louder? Do I need a cooling pad? Will you spontaneously combust too if I play my extremely not AAA gachas too long on the weekends? I have had you for a week.