#PLEASE TONE IT DOWN

[thereweredragonshere]

Some twinkcup in his httyd 2 armour please please please please please please please please please please please??

As you wish 🙏🙏

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

Look it is very important to me that everyone knows that Sophie is also fucking nuts in the book. Everybody always talks about how absurd Howl in the book but Sophie is right there with him.

She's so determined to be the normal sister that she's just actually convinced herself that the magic she is clearly, visibly, blatantly performing happens to everyone. Just. You know. Not anyone around her. The curse wore off weeks ago and she's just totally sure she's happier as an old woman. Her sisters have initiated some complex long-game tomfoolery to switch lives and Sophie also thinks that this is the most logical choice.

Sophie does not move in with a romantic mythic man who treats her right, she moves in with a runaway doctoral candidate who immediately dates her sister and drags her into his family drama. She and Howl are both so afraid of romantic commitment they accidentally trick themselves into becoming life partners. They kill the witch of the waste mostly on a whim, and they argue about which one of them is more impulsive for doing so the whole time.

[black-and-yellow]

Post-timeskip Mic if I was in charge.

[crsssie]

convincing - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"I need you to get him in an open spot." You stare at Hotch when he nods, and you set up the rifle in the backyard with Rossi.

"Will you get a shot?"

"As long as you're clear. Blink twice if I can take a shot. I'll aim for non-fatal, but no guarantee in a situation like this." You squint at the glass on the door.

Rossi holds his hand down as you set the gun up in the backyard, staring through the scope to get a steady aim.

"I need Seaver out the way." You mumble.

You watch her sway to the side slowly, meeting eyes with Hotch as he blinks twice.

The bullet blasts through the glass in the backyard, shattering the unsub's hand as Hotch tackles the man, wrists clasped behind his back with cuffs as you pull out your handgun.

Spencer's voice rings in your ear as you step out of the front door. "You safe?"

"I'm all good." You laugh, thumb brushing Spencer's cheek as he rests his forehead on yours.

"Good. He didn't see you at all?"

"No." You laugh. "Though, I will say. I don't appreciate how I look right now."

"Ratty?"

You feign hurt on your face, holding a hand to your chest as you open your mouth to holler for Rossi.

"Hey, I was just—"

"I can't believe you would say that to me. Aren't I supposed to be the most gorgeous person on this planet earth to you? Aren't I supposed to be spe—"

"You're the most wonderful person in this awful world to me." Spencer deadpans.

"Can you at least try to sound more convincing?" You huff, getting into the car.

"I can think of other ways to convince y—"

"DOCTOR SPENCER REID." You make a face at him, and you watch as the corner of his lip quirks up in amusement. "I want a divorce."

"You know, you can't legally request that considering that we’re not—"

"Yeah, consider this my ticket in advance for the next time you say something this absurd. Why is it always at work?" You shudder, reaching for your seatbelt. "You're driving us home when we finish up."

"No insurance."

"Won't stop me."

You watch him shake his head.

"Worth a try."

[softcenteregg]

• STAMPEDE •

[mofsblog]

"John is literally Malevolent's Bill Cipher" "Bill Cipher in Malevolent is literally Kayne" yes but its ALSO Scratch/probably Lillith !! (SHE LITERALLY HAD AN IMPLIED MANIPULATIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH AN UNNAMED AUTHOR OF A JOURNAL WHO WAS LOOKING INTO SUPERNATURAL SHIT WHOS CURIOSITY SHE USED TO TRY TO GET HIM TO BUILD HER A PORTAL GATEWAY SO SHE COULD ENTER REALITY?? AND THEY COMMUNICATED AND INTERACTED THROUGH DREAMS AND NIGHTMARE??? AND HE MENTIONS HAVING A BROTHER 😭)

[jmdbjk]

Update on the Festa schedule...

I had to rewatch and study that segment to get the info more accurately.

The first image of June 1 it says foggy but then sunny after releasing content. On June 2, sunny and hot. Festa content to drop one after the other.

Then on June 3 its the wind in Army's heart and the clouds in Army's heart with the 4th having the two dark purple clouds with 7 raindrops.

June 3 is South Korea's snap election for president. There's been a lot of political turmoil there.

But something on June 4 is going to make us cry really hard.

Photo content on the 5th expected to make everything sunny again. More naked pictures? BRING IT!

June 6 is not mentioned but it is Korea's Memorial Day and is a day of solemnity there.

7th and 8th gets hot again but especially the 8th.

June 9-11 is not mentioned. In my time zone, it will be the evening of June 9 when Namjoon and Tae are discharged and it will be the evening of June 10 when Jimin and Jungkook are discharged.

On June 12 purple waves predicted to rise 2.5 meters at noon.

My prediction is we're going to get something OT7 at that time. And if Yoongi isn't physically there, maybe they'll have a cardboard cutout of him or something. Maybe someone can find that snowman they used that one time to represent Yoongi when he was out recuperating from shoulder surgery.

Temps remain hot on June 13-14, even hotter on the 14th. "Estimated to be 6.13 degrees higher than last year's average."

Bottom line is they are excited, we're excited. They've prepared a lot for Festa and we're in for an emotional rollercoaster so hang on everyone.

Oh yeah, this year's Festa theme is 00:00 o'clock. Starting new and fresh.

[snowyh2o]

My hand slipped—

Anyways, drew what I think Alastor might look like as an angel.

Couldn’t decide which looked better so have both.

[sweetmapple]

Palico and Hunter design set!

[muah2005]

Please, fan animators you guys need to stop using this audio for L&Ds animations, I’ve already cried so many times, if I see another fan animation of L&Ds with this song I will be hunting you down and asking you to pay for my meds for irreparable emotional damage.

[ringosmistress]

[wackywatchdotcom]

knowing pomnis favorite color is red makes me emotional and also slightly more in love with her, for some reason

[ms-spkhd]

me when im reading stobin and i see robin using ‘dingus’ more than three times in one scene

[dramatic-dolphin]

holy fucking shit i've forgotten how much stepping wrong with my bad knee can hurt jesus fucking christ

[mybraindumpsterfire]

I just had a fucking brain blast and came up with the best idea:

AmazingPhil aka Phil Lester “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” deep dive video essay in the style of Mike’s Mic, Jenny Nicholson, etc. Just Phil breaking down Buffy lore and characters for however fucking long.

I would watch the absolute fuck out of it holy shit

[communitypoolswimlessons]

i (extremely unfortunately) have been thinking about the gross lila/five dynamic we got like sure they spent 7 years on the time dimension train, but you chose to fucking put them there for 7 years. them spending 7 years in the subway to hell did nothing but cause that weird as fuck relationship-adjacent thing to start. they literally could have exhibited the time warp in literally any other way (stuck for a week, arriving before they had left in the current timeline, just leaving it at hopping to the apocalypse) and they chose to do it like that.