#POP goes my will to live...unhinged

[foldingfittedsheets]

When deciding who to work for there is a sliding scale of employers that goes from lil mom and pop shops up to corporate monoliths. I have worked at both ends of the spectrum and I can pretty definitively say that tiny businesses are hands down the most insane employers.

The sweet spot is a place that has like 10-20 stores; that’s the best possible work environment. They’ll be polished enough to have protocols that make work structured, but not so bogged down with bureaucracy that nothing can ever get done.

This story is not from that sweet spot. This story is from my time working at Oil and Vinegar. Now, like many little franchise stores, the idea was solid. There was on tap imported olive oil and vinegar and it was really delicious. Top shelf. Unfortunately, each location was like the Wild West because owners varied wildly.

My owner was the human embodiment of Mr. Krabbs. His eyes were just constant dollar signs. Throughout my training he informed me of the price of every single piece of equipment I touched and how much it cost to replace it.

He had cameras set up to watch us, and an app on his phone to access the live feed. He’d call us to ask what we were doing when he’d just checked a camera to make sure we were being honest.

Now, the trouble was he had two locations. His location further south did amazing. It was way more centrally located and got three times the foot traffic. The one I worked in was in the snottiest mall possible in Arizona and consequently the rent was through the roof.

It was not going well for my store. We didn’t get as much traffic, so there was only so much I could do in a day. I could dust, sweep, and wait for customers. I read a lot and was frank when he called to interrogate me. I always asked for additional tasks but he never had any. What could I do to prop up a failing business?

But this man was convinced there was some Secret Reason that the store I was in was doing worse. He crunched numbers, looked at staff, and eventually hit upon the most insane possible solution.

We used too much toilet paper.

We were probably stealing toilet paper! Bleeding him dry one single ply square at a time! How dare we need to use the bathroom?! His south location used half as much toilet paper as we did, we must be thieving little monsters!!!!

Friends. The south location was populated entirely by men. My location had three people on staff who had to sit to pee. It was so blindly transparently the source of the discrepancy but this man was convinced we were making off with toilet paper to bankrupt him.

So he implemented what he believed to be an entirely reasonable response to this base treachery. We were allowed to have one roll of toilet paper. At any given time, one roll was permitted to us. This was so transparently unhinged that we protested but he insisted. If we were low on toilet paper we needed to call him to drop off a roll that he brought from his home. Smiling jovially, he assured us he lived so close by that it would be no problem!

When we needed to call him often for more he started tearing his hair out. What were we using toilet paper for?! Why wasn’t his genius plan to stop our scandalous waste working??!

Finally, the manager, the only man on staff had to pull the owner aside and be like, “Look, man, their bladders are smaller. They need to wipe every time they pee. They need to pee even more on their period. Is this really the hill you want to die on?”

Yes. It was. The manager was fired unrelated reasons and denounced as a traitor. The toilet paper ration lasted until I quit and probably until the store closed six months later.

[amyzworldds]

Title: Silent Screamer

Masterlist

Yn, seventeen’s noisy, online-addicted maknae, goes quiet to spite her teasing members, leaving fans worried. Pairing: Seventeen x 14th Member Genre: Humor, Fluff

It all started innocently enough. Seventeen's yn, the group’s chaotic 14th member and resident maknae, had built a reputation among carats as the loudest, wildest, and most internet-obsessed idol in kpop history. She was a full of energy—always screaming at the top of her lungs during practice, posting unhinged tiktok with Dokyeom (her partner-in-crime), and flooding weverse with the most random thoughts imaginable. One minute she’d be ranting about how Vernon ate her last ramen packet “VERNON OPPA, I TRUSTED YOU!”, the next she’d be uploading a blurry selfie with the caption, “is my left eyebrow possessed or is it just me?” carats adored her for it. She was their unfiltered queen.

Her tiktok duets with Dokyeom were legendary. The two of them once spent an entire day recreating every viral sound they could find, from DK dramatically lip-syncing “OH NO, I’M FALLING IN LOVE” while yn pretended to faint in the background, to yn doing an exaggerated aegyo dance while DK wheezed off-screen. Fans lived for their chaos. “DK and YN are the siblings we didn’t know we needed,” one carat commented. Another wrote, “They’re single-handedly keeping my Wi-Fi bill paid.”

But yn’s online presence wasn’t just limited to tiktok. Weverse was her personal diary. She’d post things like: “Woozi-oppa just glared at me for singing ‘Hot’ off-key in the shower… I think he’s plotting my demise,” or “Ordered a giant inflatable unicorn online. Arrived today. Mingyu-oppa popped it by sitting on it. I’m suing for emotional damages.” And don’t even get started on her shopping addiction. Every other day, a new package would arrive at the dorm—random stuff like a neon-green wig “for emergencies”, a set of glow-in-the-dark chopsticks “aesthetic”, or—most infamously—a life-sized cardboard cutout of herself. When it arrived, she proudly propped it up near the dorm’s front door, declaring, “This is so you oppas won’t miss me when I’m out of town! Look at it and remember your precious maknae!” The members stared at it, dumbfounded, as she beamed. “It’s like I’m always here with you!”

“Yn-ah,” Seungcheol had said, rubbing his temples, “we see you every day. We’re not gonna miss you that much.”

“Rude, Cheol oppa!” she’d huffed. “You’ll thank me when I’m on a solo schedule and you’re all crying because I’m not here to brighten your lives!”

“Yeah,” Jeonghan had smirked, “I’ll just cry into this creepy cardboard version of you staring at me every time I walk in. Super comforting.”

She’d stuck her tongue out at him and moved on, but the cutout stayed—lurking by the door like a silent, slightly judgmental yn clone.

She was noisy, she was wild, and she was always glued to her phone. That is, until one fateful day when everything changed.

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It began during a casual group dinner. Yn was mid-rant about how she’d just spent 30 minutes arguing with a stranger in the comments of a random tweet about whether pineapple belongs on pizza “IT DOES, FIGHT ME!”, when Seungkwan finally snapped. “Yn-ah, do you ever stop being online? I swear, your phone is surgically attached to your hand.” The rest of the members laughed, nodding in agreement.

“Yeah,” Mingyu chimed in, smirking. “I bet you couldn’t survive a day without Wi-Fi. You’d probably cry for your tiktok like a baby.”

“Excuse me?!” Yn shot back, slamming her chopsticks down dramatically. “I am not that dependent on the internet! I could totally live without it!”

“Oh, really?” Jun said, leaning forward with that mischievous glint in his eyes. “Prove it, then. No phone, no tiktok, no weverse, no random packages of useless crap—like that life-sized you by the door that’s been judging me every morning. Let’s see how long you last, Miss ‘I Tweeted About My Sock Falling Off Yesterday.’”

“I DIDN’T TWEET THAT, I POSTED IT ON WEVERSE, OPPA!” Yn screeched, her voice echoing through the dorm. “And that cutout is a gift to you all! You’re welcome! And fine! I’ll prove it! Starting tomorrow, I’m going full mysterious-quiet-yn mode. No posting, no whining, no nothing. You’ll see—I’m not just some loud, whiny maknae who needs her phone!”

DK snorted. “Yeah, sure. I give it three hours before you’re begging me to film a tiktok with you.”

“OPPA, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!” yn wailed, flailing her arms. But the gauntlet was thrown. The bet was on.

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The next day, yn went silent. Like, scarily silent. No random posts. No tiktok updates. No bursting into the practice room screaming, “Hoshi-oppa, I just saw a TikTok of a tiger doing backflips, we need to try that!” Nothing. She just sat there during rehearsals, arms crossed, lips pursed, rolling her eyes dramatically every time one of the members tried to tease her. The life-sized cutout by the door stood as her only spokesperson, staring blankly at the oppas as they walked by.

“Aw, look at our little maknae,” Minghao cooed, ruffling her hair. “Trying so hard to be mysterious. What’s next? You gonna start wearing a trench coat and sunglasses indoors?”

Yn glared at him, swatting his hand away. “I’m proving a point, oppa. Keep laughing. You’ll see.”

The members couldn’t help themselves—they kept poking at her. “Bet she’s dying to check her phone right now,” Wonwoo said casually, scrolling through his own device. “Probably missing her daily dose of arguing with carats about whether cats or dogs are better.”

“I AM NOT!” Yn snapped, then immediately clamped her mouth shut, realizing she’d broken her 'quiet' persona. She huffed, crossed her arms tighter, and turned away, muttering, “Whatever. At least my cutout’s still here to remind you I exist.”

“Oh, we can’t forget you with that thing around,” Hoshi muttered, shuddering as he glanced at the cardboard yn. “I tripped over it last night and screamed because I thought it was a ghost.”

By day three, the fans noticed. Carats flooded weverse and tiktok with posts like, “Where’s YN? Did she lose her phone?” and “No random rants about Dino oppa stealing her snacks… is she okay?!” One fan even started a hashtag: #BringBackNoisyYN. The silence was deafening, and the fandom was in a full-on panic.

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Fast forward to a week later. Seungcheol, Jeonghan, and Joshua decided to hop on a Weverse live to calm the fans down. The three of them sat in the dorm’s living room, surrounded by yn’s pile of abandoned packages. The life-sized cutout loomed by the door in the background, its unblinking stare adding an extra layer of absurdity to the scene. The chat was already buzzing.

“Oppa, where’s yn?!” one comment read. “Is she sick? She hasn’t posted in DAYS!”

“Yeah, she’s usually so loud and chaotic—what’s going on?” another fan typed.

Seungcheol let out a deep, hearty laugh, leaning back in his chair. “Oh, carats, don’t worry. Our maknae’s fine. She’s just… on a mission.”

“A mission?” Joshua echoed, grinning. “More like a tantrum.”

“Okay, here’s the tea,” Jeonghan said, leaning into the camera with that signature sly smile. “Our little yn-ie got mad because we teased her about being too loud and too online. You know how she’s always posting stuff like, ‘Seungkwan oppa yelled at me for breathing too loud’ or ‘I just ordered a disco ball for the dorm, don’t tell Woozi oppa?' Well, we told her she couldn’t survive without her phone, and she took it personally.”

“Very personally,” Seungcheol added, chuckling. “She’s been sulking around the dorm all week, trying to prove she can be ‘quiet and mysterious.’ It’s hilarious.”

The chat exploded. “LMAO YN IS SO DRAMATIC,” one fan wrote. “She’s really out here trying to be a silent queen??”

“She’s doing a decent job, though,” Joshua admitted, smirking. “She hasn’t whined at us in, like, four days. Usually, she’s screaming, ‘Mingyu oppa, stop eating my snacks!’ or ‘DK-oppa, let’s film a tiktok right now!’ But now? She just rolls her eyes and walks away. It’s kinda creepy.”

“Creepy but funny,” Seungcheol said. “Yesterday, Hoshi tried to get her to crack by jumping out from behind a door with that life-sized cutout of herself she got—oh yeah, she bought that thing so we ‘wouldn’t miss her’ when she’s out of town and stuck it by the door to ‘remind us of her greatness.’ Anyway, she didn’t even scream when he did it. Just glared at him and left. I think he’s still traumatized.”

Jeonghan snickered. “Oh, and don’t get me started on her shopping habit. We told her half her packages are useless junk—like that glow-in-the-dark toilet seat cover she got last month, or that cardboard yn staring at us 24/7. She got so mad, she swore she’d stop ordering stuff. But I saw her sneaking a peek at her phone last night. Bet she’s got a new shipment of random crap coming tomorrow.”

The fans were losing it in the chat. “GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOILET SEAT?? SHE IS A GENIUS,” one wrote. “The cutout so they won’t miss her?? She’s iconic even when she’s quiet,” another added.

“So yeah,” Seungcheol concluded, still grinning. “She’s not missing or sick or anything. She’s just proving a point. Our wild, noisy maknae is trying to be all mysterious now. Don’t worry, carats—she’ll break eventually. She can’t resist tiktok forever. And honestly, that cutout’s doing a terrible job of replacing her—it doesn’t scream or order random junk.”

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Sure enough, two days later, yn caved. The members were in the middle of a dance practice when she suddenly burst into the room, phone in hand, screaming, “DK-OPPA, THERE’S A NEW TREND WE HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” She shoved her phone in his face, showing off some absurd filter that made their heads look like potatoes.

DK doubled over laughing. “I KNEW IT! You lasted, what, nine days? That’s a new record, yn-ah!”

“Shut up, oppa!” she whined, stomping her foot. “I proved my point! I can be quiet and mysterious! Now move, we’re filming this! And don’t touch my cutout—it’s still guarding the door!”

Within an hour, her tiktok was back online—a video of her and DK cackling as they danced with potato heads, captioned, “My mysterious era: officially over. Miss me, carats?” Weverse followed with a post: “I’m back, oppas are annoying, and I just ordered a lava lamp. Don’t tell Jeonghan-oppa. P.S. My cutout says hi.”

The fans rejoiced. The dorm was noisy again. The life-sized yn by the door stood watch as packages piled up once more. And seventeen's wild maknae was back where she belonged—screaming, posting, and driving her thirteen oppas absolutely insane.

[ptej1980]

We see what we see….

This is my first post so if you are not a Lukola, on the ship, and believe in end game my blog may not be for you.

Bit of background…I am an Aussie Lukola, and have been on the ship since the first interview dropped in 2024. I got hooked on their energy and their chemistry, the way they spoke about each other and how they looked at each other.

I don’t like to be hand fed information, I like to do my own research, and if you have a gut instinct that something is not right, it probably isn’t.

Throughout this whole cruise 🚢 I have never gotten off the ship. There has been no point. We see what we see and what we have seen can not be matched.

Rumors

Luke and Antonia (twerk)

Antonia has been known in the fandom by many names, twerk/tink/lettuce🐜 she first appeared on the scene as a friend of a friend, Jack Vine. He is someone who is very close to Luke. There are pics and rumors that they may be connected romantically. But…who knows. She started to pop up with Luke, well I am sure you know the rest. We have random pics of L&A together, no real PDA, unless you count life guard Luke where he looks like he is holding a smelly baby. To this day, no confirmation, purely speculation, random pasta pics and all connection has been scrubbed from social media. IMO they were never in a relationship, she was just a friend of a friend that he was helping out, which turned sour after papgate.

Nic and JD (twink)

JD is affectionately called twink by his friends on SM. It is not an offensive term, it was coined by artist Troy Sivan, meaning young good looking gay man. I am just stating facts. Nic and JD have been friends since they met at the RN premier. The two of them have not only been papped constantly, but have also shared pics together with their friends. They have also never confirmed a relationship, yet the magazines, social media and sub fandom have confirmed the rumor for them, labeling Jake as Nics boyfriend. JD and Nics friends time and time again have tried to correct the narrative and say it without actually saying it. I mean come on dancing around singing Pink pony club”. IMO if it looks like a bird, has feathers and flys it is probably a bird.

Now my favourite…..

Facts….

Luke and Nic

1. In Australia Luke drank, shared Nicola’s tea, ☕️ the journalist was asked about it, she commented and said “it is ok they are in love”. In Brazil Luke went to grab and share Nics spoon and Nic gives Luke her cup to drink from. In Italy 🐜 goes to hand Luke a drink and he looks like it is poison.

2. Nicola carried/carries a Polaroid of Luke on her phone case. We first saw it in Australia and continued all through to the summer. She even posted it in her End of year dump, posting her skims campaign

3. These 2 had no end of PDA, from holding hands to being human magnets, heart eyes, cuddling thigh touches, but pinching…the list goes on.

4. Both Nic and Luke were unhinged, sexual innuendo, being called out on a live interview in Australia on the first WT stop. It just kept escalating. I mean we all remember “the bridgerton ride”.

5 They broke a couch and did not hear cut in their intimacy scenes. They lounged together naked, the scenes were not choreographed and they both said it was they favourite scenes to film.

6. Nic designed a claudagh ring collection, which was articled to be a bespoke for season 3. The rings on the hands of the claudagh are very similar to that of Luke and Nicola has been wearing the rings in the committed position since the Galway premiere. Chupi also has the rings listed under the engagement section on their website

7 In Galway Luke met Nics mum in a PDA with a long hug that made Nic cry. He also spent time with her family, where her brother in law tried to get him drunk on Guinness.

8. Cast, crew and Journalists ship Nic and Luke. Most notably Ryan Wheeler, Shonda and Shondaland, their makeup artist ect.

I am sure I have missed some but this blog is getting long…..

Looking at all the facts and rumours, what do you think is the most likely ship? Lukola, Antluke or Jakola? It is not a hard question not really rocket science.

What I am getting at is never forget the facts, ignore all noise. We see what we see. Trust your gut, if you feel yourself spiral and walking the plank may I suggest emerse yourself in a good fan fic. The AO3 authors are fantastic writers and can be a great escape.

[simkoos]

in between building and trying not to drive myself crazy with my indecisiveness, i've been populating my save with men™

adam bardot, 27: local fuccboi, usually spotted at the boba shop shooting his shot with the vendor

barry king, 72: self-made millionaire (or so he claims), owns the 'kingpin gentlemen's club' in del sol valley. he's lowkey forcing his son to take over the business after his retirement

bryn chamberlain, 22: youngest of 4 siblings. he makes bank on simhub but his parents believe he's simply tipped well at the fancy seafood restaurant in downtown san sequoia 🤷

houston morrisey, 26: lowkey has anger issues and denies it while being argumentative and angry... an amazing photographer, loves media production and any music genre as long as it can be played loudly. always in competition with his best friend shayne

jaxon guzman, 31: kinda unhinged, you just don't know what goes on in that mind of his. freaks out customers works at a marijuana dispensary in del sol valley and has a gf that's equally unhinged

kevin offerman, 25: studies early childhood development at ubrite, loves 2000's pop music, green tea and cozy video games. he's also hope and jamison's nanny 🤍

kieran panzacola, 33: looks tough bc he is. definitely the strong and silent type but has a super soft spot for his puppy maddie ;-;

kristian wang, 21: lifestyle influencer from san myshuno, rarely interacts with sims not in his social circle. claims to be humble and down to earth while bragging about purchasing his first home at 19

myles cook, 26: has tons of friends, the guy to go to if you wanna know where the best parties are. lost count of the amount of piercings he has but wants more smh (if you can't tell i love my alt boys sm)

noel easley, 20: lives solely on ramen, granola bars and mcdonald's french fries. very easy going, is absolutely loved by his friends and peers. he's also an expert at crochet and sells his creations on plopsy! (pls buy a hat he needs more fries)

prof. cliff woodruff, 55: foxbury's renowned robotics professor, divorcee, father of 2 and sugar daddy. 👀

shayne goins, 25: friendly but mysterious, wants to be a rockstar when he grows up, has 3 unrequited love interests bc of his fear of vulnerability and commitment :((( always in competition with his best friend houston

[phoebebuggers]

modern party high school/college headcanons that will maybe kind of end up in my text au if i ever go back to it

mike is a tote bag user and a letterboxd fanatic!! he listens to alternative rock especially weezer but he's not a music elitist he likes pop and stuff too. he still plays dnd and i feel like he probably reads like classic fantasy book bro books u know (brandon sanderson, GOT, LOTR, prolly also like steven king and stuff which the rest of the party also like.) cat person. he is such a film bro it's obnoxious and he has to shove his letterboxd account down your throat every 5 minutes after meeting you. says he's bitter and evil but would do anything for his friends (canon.) video essay watcher. dirty-ass pair of falling apart converse at the end of their life begging for mercy that he refuses to replace. ADHD diagnosis.

will loves thrifting and coffee shops and museums but not in a performative pinteresty way he just genuinely likes these things. had an art hoe aesthetic phase around 2020 and will never live it down. subverting all gay stereotypes by not knowing anything about gay/stan twitter and being happier for it. kind of a music elitist ('can i see your spotify wrapped??') but not as much as jonathan who he learned from. still loves the smiths, the cure, etc but i think he would also be into modern indie nowadays. i feel like he would have a huge chapsticks/lip balm collection bc his lips are chapped all the time and it's just like a running joke atp. major art kid draws all the time we been knew listens to podcasts while he does art. goes to therapy

lucas is still kind of a jock but i'm kinda anti jock lucas because he will never truly fit in with them he will always be a nerd first!!!! still plays basketball tho and runs cross country (all men who run cross country are a little bit unhinged and free.) wears a hairtie on his wrist in case max needs one. kind of matches will's evil music complex from the other side with objectively good music def likes tyler, brent, frank, SZA (max likes the same their music taste kind of bled into each others.) very good social media presence like color coded feed, highlights, pinterest worthy pics etc (digital camera user.) likes to cook. chronic notes app list user. wanted to be a youtuber as a kid. type of guy to say "um, guys, that was awkward!" etc etc and everyone clocks him for it

dustin is a reddit user but not in a weird incel way in a genuinely helpful and knowledgable way. he also wanted to be a youtuber because he fucking loved matpat as a kid. he also would love the green brothers. a sneakerhead. keeps his keys on a carabiner (max tells him he looks like a lesbian.) also very up to date on pop culture like max is, probably quotes that one baron trump suitcase video daily among other things. does a few very good very niche impressions. i feel like everyone in the party is a good student but dustin is definitely the best a genuis future engineer or smth. he's the friend who always has those party games but can't read a cards against humanity card without laughing (max has to read for him)

el knows it's trash but loves reality TV (real housewives) and also glee. probably volunteers a lot. she was probably like the most boy-crazy fictional man/celebrity obsessed tween but ended up being bisexual/questioning lesbian. chronic story liker and responder so everyone thinks she's in love with them but she's actually just really nice and maybe doesn't 100% understand the social cue. she was also in theater because i want her to be her own genre of nerd maybe not in big roles because i don't see her as someone who loves being the center of attention but in ensemble. type of person to make goals like "try a new type of apple every week for a year".

max is up to date on tiktok/internet memes and kind of speaks fluent reference. probably watches real housewives and dance moms with el (will will join in occasionally for glee.) she also thrifts a lot of her clothes and has very cool style in kind of an idgaf what anyone else thinks way. huge flannel collection. does stage crew. i know she skateboards in canon and she still would but i feel like she would also do roller-derby or like speed skating or something. similar music taste to lucas but also a swiftie from a young age. had a panic at the disco phase and did crazy 2020 eyeliner (it's not a phase, mom) and will never live it down. keeps a journal. goes to therapy

bonus:

mike and max never shut the fuck up during class and always have to whisper something objectively hilarious to each other/one of their friends while the teacher is talking

will el and max have a book club where at least someone lies about having read the book every month and they spend the whole meeting gossiping and eating snacks

will forced them all to get airbuds and airbuds reacts mike listening to mcr with mildly disappointed faces and cat emojis

mike and dustin had a phase where they were really into like conspiracy theories and UFOs and cryptids and stuff

lucas bought a stanley cup with no shame because 'it's so functional'

el is an ex-larry

[reijisteacup]

I KNOW THIS IS MY 3RD ASK IN BARELY TWO DAYS BUT I HAVE A REALLY KEWL ASK THAT POPPED UP

What would they do if a sacrificial bride walks in, and she's like 7'2

TALL GIRL REFERENCE

Sakamaki's

Shu Sakamaki:

looks up… keeps looking… still looking… “…Huh.” He’s not intimidated, just lazy and deeply intrigued. He 100% sees you as a literal goddess. Will call you “my giantess” while draped across your lap like a sleepy housecat. “Guess I’m the little spoon now. Not complaining.” Secretly loves when you pick him up like a ragdoll. Teases you by pretending he’s too small to defend himself—“Oh no, giant woman, what ever will you do with me?”

Reiji Sakamaki:

You throw off his entire sense of structure. “This is… highly irregular.” You're towering over him in heels and lace, and he’s both scandalized and deeply into it. Absolutely refuses to admit he likes the height difference—acts like it’s an inconvenience—but lowkey reads gothic vampire × Amazonian bride smut behind locked doors. Constantly adjusts his glasses to avoid ogling. Will force you to sit during tea ceremonies because he “can’t look up to someone inferior,” but you know he’s into it.

Laito Sakamaki:

“Ara araaa~ Such a big girl…~ Are you here to dominate little ol’ me?” He is THRIVING. Starts making all kinds of height kink jokes—leans against you with his chin on your chest like it’s a built-in pillow. 100% calls you his “giantess goddess” in bed. Wants to see you in towering heels and thigh-highs just to suffer under your power. Will dramatically faint in your arms for attention and sigh like, “Mmm~ So strong. So dangerous. So mine~” Unhinged in the best way.

Kanato Sakamaki:

He looks at you like you’re an angel of death and he's obsessed. “How… unusual. You’re tall enough to carry me to Heaven.” Immediately demands to be carried around like a haunted baby doll. Forces you to sit so he can still put his head in your lap and pretend he’s dominant—but then he asks you to hold him and feed him sweets like you’re his personal tower maid. Lowkey gets jealous if people stare at you in public. “They’re mine. Even if they can crush me.”

Ayato Sakamaki:

“WH-WHAT THE HELL?! Oi, you better not be taller than me, Chichinashi!” Full Napoleon Complex activated. He jumps to reach your face when he kisses you. Tries to act like it’s not a big deal but secretly lives for it. If you ever bench press him just for fun? He malfunctions. Starts calling you “My Slam Dunk Bride” and tries to challenge you to basketball every chance he gets. You carry him bridal-style and he pretends to hate it while blushing like mad. Bonus: always demands piggyback rides.

Subaru Sakamaki:

You walk in and he goes full tomato red. “H-HUH?! T-THE HELL?! ARE YOU A GIANT?!” He is so flustered because he’s usually the “tall scary one” and now you could literally crush him between your thighs and he might cry about it (in a good way). Gets insecure at first, but you gently bending down to kiss his forehead? Game over. His tsundere switches off immediately. Likes it when you ruffle his hair. He won’t admit it, but he feels safest when you pull him into your arms during storms.

Mukami's

Ruki Mukami:

Brows raise. Adjusts his gloves. “Impressive.” Completely unfazed but secretly intrigued. He sees your size as a challenge—a power to tame. Calls you “my towering Eve” and insists on disciplining you if you ever tease him about the height gap. But if you ever press him to your chest while whispering sweet nothings? His ears turn red. “You will kneel for me eventually, livestock. Don’t get cocky just because I have to look up to you.” (He likes it.)

Kou Mukami:

Screams. “W-WAIT, WHY ARE YOU SO TALL?! YOU’RE LIKE A MODEL ON STILTS!!” He’s both threatened and OBSESSED. Starts doing TikToks of you walking in heels next to him like “Me vs. my tall goddess gf ”. Forces you to do couple cosplay where you’re the sexy knight and he’s the spoiled prince. Loves sitting on your shoulders to get a better stage view. “This is my giant bby <3 she could fold me in half like laundry and I’d say thank you.”

Yuma Mukami:

“…Well damn, Sow. Never thought I’d look up to a bride.” Yuma is INTO IT. Thinks you're the most beautiful force of nature he's ever seen. He’ll literally challenge you to lifting contests. “Bet I can still pin ya down, even if you got legs longer than my corn rows.” Massive flirt. Constantly calling you "Tree Trunk Legs" and "Goddess of the Grain" while trying to lift you bridal style—just to prove he can. But if you do it first? He short-circuits. “Y-Yeah… alright… I could get used to this…”

Azusa Mukami:

“You’re… like a… mountain… of kindness…” He looks up at you with literal sparkles in his eyes. He doesn’t find it strange—he’s just deeply honored you exist. Calls you his “gentle tower” and loves when you bend down and softly kiss his scars. Holds your pinky like it’s sacred. If anyone teases your height, he immediately defends you—even if he has to climb your back to do it. Will beg you to carry him. Whispers, “I feel… safe… even if I’m small…” and cuddles your shoulder like a baby koala.

Tsukinami's

Carla Tsukinami:

“Curious. A bride of such stature is… unprecedented.” Carla gives divine deity energy, so you being a literal Amazon? He respects that. He circles you once like a predator evaluating prey—but there’s a glint in his eye. He likes this. Says something cryptic like, “The heavens sent me a partner worthy of standing beside me.” He’ll insist you kneel during formal ceremonies, but not from disrespect—he wants to look you in the eyes when he claims you. And if you tease him? He'll smirk and say, “Height is meaningless… when you're already beneath me.”

Shin Tsukinami:

“W-What the f—?! You're HUGE?! What are you, a tree?!” At first, Shin tries to clown you to hide how flustered he is. He swears he’s not into it but immediately picks fights with anyone who stares at your legs. Calls you “Kaiju-chan” as a joke but secretly loves when you sit on his lap and dwarf him. Height difference? It's his villain origin. You try to ruffle his hair? He swats you. But kiss his forehead while smiling sweetly and he turns feral. “You think you can just dominate me ‘cause you’re tall?! ...Do it again.”

[lady-phasma]

Could you IMAGINE Lestat’s reaction to the internet? Better yet, imagine his reaction to all the fan blogs that would inevitably pop up after his own interview is released after Daniel’s book is published. Lestat’s ego would be bigger than the moon LMAO. Somebody would have to hide ao3 from that man.

Hi anon! I saved this ask until I could take my time with it, but also so that the amazing and brilliant @aemondsbabe could help me. She and I have literally been having a similar conversation for months!

In fact, I love this ask so much that I had to make a gif for it!

Since season two and the Rockstar promo we have been discussing this pretty frequently. One thing I think we can all agree on: Lestat's Twitter would be phenomenal and hilarious. I live for AMC to do a promo account just for the character.

Here's some headcanon we have about Lestat's internet use:

OF - Lestat 100% has an account. He might not use it for explicit acts, but he would love the "private" style of attention, knowing that he is captivating audiences via computers and phone and tablets in their homes.

Twitter/X - This account would be the rambling, unhinged shit we expect from him. Typos, Franglish, absurd comments because he misunderstood a pop culture reference. But most of all, he probably would direct most of his tweets to close friends and we'd get to see his tweets to Louis and about Armand. And the occasional interaction with fans or other celebrities when he figured out retweeting (which would result in the inevitable cancellation that he wouldn't care about at all).

Insta - We discussed this and at first I didn't think that he would have Insta at all. Then aemondsbabe suggested that he would have an account, but he would only post what his PR manager told him to post. I hope someone teaches him to take pictures of things other than shit in Walmart and candids of Louis.

Tumblr - aemondsbabe is a fucking genius! 100% credit where it is due. Lestat would have a Tumblr blog, but wouldn't quite understand that it's not a private diary. In fact, earlier this month during a discussion about this subject, she wrote a blog post for him:

louis, mon cher, how i wish you could be here with me on this, the most périlleuse des nuits… i have fallen prey to an evil poison, a foul spirit! the tour bus, you see, we had to stop to get l'essence ou, how you say, the gasoline… louis, mon cœur, i was tricked at this heinous shoppe! they had peculiar wares, des médicaments, promising virility of the gods! i have taken one and i fear this will end me, mon cher! please avenge me by slaying the most wicked of men known as Daryl! he has taken up résidence at l'Exxon outside of Tampa!

I laughed until I cried! Brilliant!

AO3 - I really don't know that he would find AO3 on his own. I think someone (maybe Graham Norton) would show it to him at some point and then he would speed read everything he could and write a "private" entry about the fics on his Tumblr diary. That would be something to read!

Thank you for this ask, anon! This was so much fun!

I hope AMC goes all out with Lestat on social media the way they gave Daniel his own LinkedIn page. I need him to have a twitter at the very least, but they could so much more.

[cyangxerr]

❝ You live to tease sylus but this time it goes wrong... or really, really right. Find out.❞

──── 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ──────

This is a work of fiction.

I do not own the character Sylus—This story is purely based on my delusions and fan love I only own the Chaos, the writing, original plot of this story, and scenes belong to me. Beside that the character credit goes to Love and deep space Infold Pte Ltd.

English isn't my first language so I hope you can put up with my broken english.

Title : It all started as a prank

Author: @Cyangxer

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐄

❝This is my bikini for the summer.❞

You're sprawled out laying on your back on the leathered couch in your shared apartment, one leg thrown dramatically over the spine of the couch, phone hovering above your face like usual. Your other hand sprawled over the glassed coffee table ahead of your sofa. There rested a plastic bag of Takis as you pick at least 4 or 5 pieces at once and munch on it as if you're sharing it with somebody and you're trying to eat as much as you possibly can. Couch potato-but wait, is it really allowed to call you that? You mean, You just got home after work?right? You deserve the rest-some fun and snacks.

So now you're scrolling through TikTok, brain half-asleep and thumb on autopilot, when that prank pops up again. The one where girls hold up literal strings and tell their boyfriends, "This is my bikini for the summer." You cackle every damn time-watching those poor guys glitch, their reaction being like, "Are you for real right now?"

Another one scrolls by. You grin, nose scrunching but not enough to reach your eyes as you snort to yourself. This time, the guy just straight-up walks out the door like he's done. You've now seen at least 10 videos like that within that little scroll session.

And every time? You're crackling like a donkey that just saw a human more stupider than them.

Just as you're cackling like a menace, the thought hits like lightning. An evil idea is born.

Your head tilts. A slow, devious smirk curls across your lips.

Sylus.

The man. The myth. The menace you live to tease.

You let out a soft, unhinged giggle-the kind that carries pure evil in it. Because not teasing Sylus for a day? Equals to a boring day.

Some minutes later, you're still sprawled on the couch as your other hand still blindly searches for the Takis, rustling the plastic like a stray kitten digging through a trash bin-until your fingers hit bottom. Nothing. Just air and crumbs.

You freeze. Blink. Then glance at the bag like it personally betrayed you.

You sigh, seeing the empty nothing in the bag.

"I guess every good thing comes to an end."

You get up, grab the empty bag and clean the mess you've created. You glance at the clock-time was getting closer to Sylus's return. Your lips curl into a devilish smile.

Well... there's still other good things to come though.

You hear a car pull up in the driveway, and somehow, you know it's him. You get up, peeking out the top-glassed roof of your shared apartment as Sylus's car slides perfectly into his usual spot. A smirk tugs at your lips-almost biting them at the Sole sight of this man.

The night was nighting Dark and Dim. The only source of light being the flickering street lamps.

Yet even in that low glow, you make out the glint of his signature watch as he opens the car door.

His silver hair peeks out your eyes softening at the sight even after years of knowing him and months of dating you could never get enough of this man and honestly? Who could blame? His hair shined in the night. Heck. He shined in the night.

he gets out of the car- and as if he could feel your gaze. his eyes lift up to meet yours. His instincts were sharp as if he always has to be on alert your eyes widened at this. Slightly embarrassed. internally screaming. He caught you simping as if he wasn't already your man but he just smiles like he always did whenever your eyes meet. And like always? You return it happily.

After some seconds of time stopping eyes contact. He finally waves up at you with something on his hand. Then only you make out the bouquet he was holding with it. Your smile only widens. This time enough to reach your eyes. Your hands cover your mouth in surprise like every time.

He always brought you flowers- just because.

He's now on his way to the apartment. He walked like he was fond of the night. Which he was. And it seems night was fond of him too. He looked great in the sunlight but something about nightlight he looked more like him that time.

And before you realize it your legs are moving on their own to meet him halfway. You always greet him by the door-not because like a chore for a girlfriend or by the expectation of some "men" having their girl at the door steps. No.

But-just because.

Click. Then he twists the door knob making another clicking sound and you see him he's already stepping into the apartment the whole atmosphere changes and fills with his strong manly scent. gosh this man stinks of masculinity. He smelled so expensive yet with a hint of your own shampoo still lingering after a long day and there's this other scent like.. fireworks? But what does a grown ass man even do with the fireworks. In festivals? Okay. but on a normal day? Still he somehow wore it like a king. You loved him whole you didn't mind that. He walks in and the bright apartment a moments ago? Somehow his aura makes it darker the more he steps into it.

He's already smiling at the sight of you ahead as he opens his mouth to speak but you beat him to it "Welcome home." Your voice is soft, Loving and welcoming. He looks a bit surprised by that but also not so much. Then he lets out a chuckle it rumbles straight into his heart from his mouth "Always beating me, huh? But thank you Sweetie. For always welcoming me like this-" then he pauses "means a lot." The next sentence comes even more genuine. You could see in the way his eyes soften while saying it. The way his lips curls.

He wraps his strong arm around your waist your hands instinctively going over his shoulder. He kisses your temple "I missed you." He says it like he found a lost kitten after searching for it for so long.

You just grin cheekily swinging your hair on air sarcastically "How could you not." You say with a humor on your tongue. He laughs short "Damn right." He says as he leans slightly back to look at your face properly his eyes roam all over your features making your face tingle by his sharp gaze even if he looked like he was admiring you like a collection of arts he collected. It was still intense.

Like he just now remembered.

"...Right." His voice is low, a little rough. But still trying hard to make it sound softer just for you. "These are for you." he hands out the bouquet of your fav flowers. You blush flashing your grin "You never forget, do you? Your voice is laced with excitement and happiness. "How could I not? My kitten is on my mind 24/7. It's like you've reserved my head and you're that stubborn thought that I cannot not think of all the time. Not that I don't want to anyway." He replies his voice sounding cocky and dreamy at the same time. That makes you giggle.

Sylus was now in the bathroom taking a shower while you were planning a mischief you were ready with the string on your hand and your phone already on record. Smiling at the camera you had placed in the table in front while you sat on the couch comfortably. After the wait he finally comes out with a towel wrapped around his hips you sniff as if sniffing away the invisible blood coming from your nose from all hotness. Well the room was certainly getting hotter.

Anyway you cough out the sexyness. It's not like you haven't seen this man like this already. Back to the mission.

"Heyyy~" you greet him with a hint of excitement you couldn't hide. He glances back at you with a suspicious look "Y/n what are you planning?" He asks his voice suspicious but curious. You open your mouth in a mock offense your hands resting on your chest "Why'd you think that?" You spit out acting offended. He just smirks "Because last time you did that it didn't end well." His eyes spoke more than his tone did. Yup he was teasing you.

You open your mouth then close right back up remembering the night of that day the day your "little fun" backfired. But not this time you're prepared so you bite your lips together closing your eyes as if controlling yourself before spitting out something feisty and ending this before it even starts.

You just smile sweetly up at him it was an act he knew it well. Well you didn't try to hide it well in fact you wanted him to realize it. It was an act. "Why dont you come join me?" You pat the seat next to you. He raises his brow "Like this?" He points to his half naked form. You squint your eyes. Maybe it was better if he was fully clothed for this plus you dont want the whole titkok to see your man like the way only you get to see plus figured it would be a distraction for you.

After a full thought battle with yourself you say "umm.. you're right." You nod. "Shooo go get dressed-" You flap your hand in air signing a go. "you little slut." You smirk ending the last line with a cocky ness in your tone. Right back at you.

It has him flabbergasted he is taken a back then he slowly side eyes you but then rolls his eyes. Sighs. And leaves to get dressed. Murmuring "I'm not little." Well he was getting used to this.

You're now both seated at the couch. Sylus now fully clothed. You look at him. He looks right back at you. You look at him. He sighs "What?" He breaks the silence. "Why are you looking at me like that?" He suspiciously asked. Then only you realize you've been grinning stupid at him for the last few minutes.

"Do you know why you're here today?" You cheerfully ask. "Well I'd know if you'd just tell me." He longers the tell in his tone. "Right." You nod. "You're here as my dress reviewer today yay, isn't it fun?"

He blinks but nods anyway and says "Yayy" in the most manliest voice possible. Well to him he actually wanted it to sound feminine but. His voice betrays him.

You're already a cackling mess making fun of him. Bullying sylus is a job you don't get paid for. well you do actually from all the spoiling he does to you to the extent you're uncomfortable accepting them.

Remembering the point you stop midway. He looks at you concerned now. Did u just glitch? The only glitch he knows to fix is the computers not humans. When he was about to ask if you're fine. you cough. Serious mood on.

"Alright, you're here to rate my bikini for the summer okay?" You excitedly announce trying your best to hide out the giggle you've been surpassing thank fully he doesn't notice. Perks of being good at acting.

"Show me." He nods actually showing interest waiting patiently and then you look closer There's a hint of excitement in his eyes he tries hiding but you read it like an open book.

Then the ultimate reveal. "Ready?" U ask with so much enthusiasm Just to pull out the string from the hidden place, your pocket.

He looks a little longer at the string on your hand then smirks his reaction being like why am I not surprised?

"Didn't know we were going to a nude beach this summer." He matches your freak. Then he pulls out his phone and starts doing something in it. You frown. that's it? No other reaction?

"Heyy" you whine tugging at his t-shirt. "How dare you pull out a phone in front of me." He just laughs that devilish laugh and you knew he was plotting something "I'm not." He says with a raise in his brow finishing his sentence. You peek into his phone "What are you doing anyway?" You ask.

"Booking a private beach." He flatly says like it's not a big deal. Well to him technically it wasn't.

"Oh my god." You face palm yourself your tone disappointed rather than grateful you knew if another person was offered this they would take it happily but not you. The guilt of having money spent on you was bigger than you being thankful for it.

He notices your reaction and he looks slightly disheartened "Why? Don't you like it?"

You rush to comfort him "No." You quickly and flatly say "It's just.. I feel guilty." You add.

Sylus looks at you like he understands where you're coming from and he does. He cups your cheeks making you look at him and hold eye contact "Why, kitten? Just think of it like my money your money."

You give him the eye "Well it's not."

Sylus seems to be searching for ways to solve that "Well do you want me to transfer my bank money? Or even better want me to write you as my inheritance to all my properties?"

You gasp "Syluss." You warn.

He just laughs his fingers graze his lips as if zipping his mouth up and holding his hand up in a mock defense "Alright. Whatever my lady asks."

You shake your head with a sigh.

"But come to think of it kitten, it would be fun with just us. No other people." He says trying his best to convince you. And it wasn't helping you were falling for it yet you remain the hard image. "Come on, kitten. You hate the crowds." He adds.

You sigh in defeat "Alright but this will be the last time." His eyes shine and you could see he was doing his victory dance inside.

Now you feel like you owe him something. And the only thing you have to give him in this moment... is a kiss. Or maybe more than just a kiss.

So you lean in. Your lips meet his softly at first. He responds instantly, but there's something restrained in the way he kisses you back. Like he wants to fall into it but something holds him back.

Then he pulls away.

Your brows knit together in confusion.

Did you mess up? Did he not like it?

His eyes are locked on yours, lips parted slightly, like he's caught between pulling you again or standing perfectly still, His breath hitches His hands are at his sides like He's barely holding back but he has to. He's slightly flushed, cute.

He looked at you with that all-too-familiar way of seeing right through you. And it all made sense.

He speaks up after a sickening silence "Don't kiss me just because you think you owe me," he says, voice low, careful.

Your breath catches. He knew. He always knew.

But this time he was only half right.

Sure,you felt like you owed him. But you're not offering him a kiss just for that. But just because- you want to.

You smirk grabbing him by the collar pulling him down with you, your back sinking into the couch cushions beneath you. The fabric brushes your skin as his body hovers just inches from yours.

His breath hitches just barely. Surprise flashes in his eyes, but he masks it quickly with that cocky smirk. That infuriating signature smirk.

"How come you're so good at reading people," you murmur, your voice a touch lower, a teasing whisper brushing his skin, "but you can't read me?"

He tilts his head, eyes scanning your face again. The smugness falters just a crack. His brows knit slightly, lips parting as if trying to decipher a code he should've known by now.

Then he chuckles. Quiet, deep. Dangerous.

"You can say that," he murmurs, voice laced with warmth and challenge, "but you can't deny I wasn't halfway there."

You roll your eyes but the gesture is more amused than annoyed. Your chest rises as his weight dips a little closer. You could feel the heat radiating off him now. It lingered in the air between you. Thick, like gravity.

Your patience snaps.

"Just kiss me already," you breathe, your tone somewhere between frustration and craving but-demanding.

His gaze darkens instantly. And with a glint in his eye and a pull of his lips, he obeys, leaning in his mouth brushing yours with delicious slowness.

You tighten your grip on his collar pulling him even closer.

This man liked being ordered around.

And you? You loved being the one ordering around.

A/N : hello dear reader! If you've made it this far tysm for reading this. I've mixed up 2 chapters from Wattpad into this because it looked too short here. Get to know more about these characters and author on Wattpad @Cyangxer. Ty.

[zoniteillusion-pyritedreams]

Can do a reading for enhypen jake like sunghoon and sunoo too? It’s so interesting!

Ok. If you guys have never watched the Korean movie love and wishes I need you to watch it I think it's still on netflix. Because 100% that is the vibe this man is giving. Also I love how unhinged Engene's are. Several of you guys have asked for reading on Jake and like two or three of them were a little bit more unhing so I went with the most not unhinged ask but like I'm here for the energy keep it up.

But Jake is Jung Ji-Hoo & wants his Jung Ji-Woo.

✦ What Attracts Jake of ENHYPEN the Most ✦

(featuring , TXT’s “Cat & Dog,” and a little nostalgic Rugrats chaos)

"I just wanna be your dog… woof woof!"

Listen, Aphrodite’s cackling. Jake didn’t even try to hide it this time. This reading? Unhinged adorable.

He’s got that golden retriever energy tail-wagging, heart-throbbing, lovesick and loyal but there’s a spicy side buried under the boyish grin. He doesn’t just want to be petted… he wants to be trained.

ASTRO DEEP DIVE

A mess of need, charm, and lowkey submissiveness wrapped in sunshine and ambition.

Leo + Sol (Reversed): Golden boy complex, but secretly insecure. Wants someone who makes him feel like the center of the universe without him asking.

Mercury Reversed: Overthinks flirting. Probably has a full paragraph in his notes app he never sent.

Jupiter: Big lover, big dreamer, big… energy. Needs someone who expands him philosophically and physically.

Aquarius + Virgo Mars: Idealistic and detail-obsessed. Wants someone unique, a little weird, but also in control. Probably into bossy nerds.

Saturn Reversed: Lowkey daddy issues. He wants discipline, structure but not from himself. From you.

Like yeah. This man wants you to wish him I'm not kidding I cannot reiterate this enough love and leashes 2022 I've watched that movie multiple times I absolutely loved it. That movie just kept popping into my head being tired how we're doing this reading. I mean the scene where he sits there and he goes up to her and he's like I want you to treat me like a dog. The scene where he buys her high heels pick them on her and then has her step on him and he is euphoric as hell. I'm talking where she sits there and quite literally whips him in the office after hours or when they go to the hotel and she's like petting him telling you what to do Exedra and then he starts barking out of control. That's The Vibes that Jake gives.

He want you to discipline him. He wants to spend most of his time on his knees and with his head in between your thighs. Like muncher Jake kind of feels Canada at this point I've definitely have seen the Fanfictions and the hard thoughts of this man where it's like he would live in between your thighs and this reading is basically like that he would. Matter of fact he would live at her feet.

Oracle of the Roses Breakdown

This boy is a puppy who wants to be housebroken by an older woman in heels, Period.

The Jester + The Gambler: Loves teasing. Flirty banter. Mischief. Be playful, unpredictable, and just a little cruel (he likes it).

The Healer + The Liberator: He wants to be understood. Emotionally babied. Set free from his own pressure.

The Hero + The Ruler: He worships confidence. He wants to be your knight but also your obedient little knight-in-training.

The Storyteller (Reversed) + The Self (Reversed): He can lose himself in fantasy especially if it’s your story he gets to live in.

The Artist + The Alchemist (Reversed): Messy romantic. Craves a muse and a mentor someone who sees his heart and sculpts his mind.

The Loner: He might come off social, but emotionally? He’s selective. He wants a partner who gets his quiet days too.

The Pioneer: He’s into people who do things differently especially women who confidently walk off the beaten path in stilettos.

Also I kept thinking of the videos that you'll find if you happen to be on Xiaohongshu especially like the fully Asian side. As someone who's had an account there for years you would constantly see footage there's like three couples specifically who do this of like a woman and man going out together and they're like at the club or they're at home and she's just sitting there and like pouring champagne into his mouth while he's looking up Asian flush absolutely looks wrecked. Sometimes I'll be him sitting there and like teary eyed crying it's normally couples who do this because of the fact that like the boyfriends are so God damn attractive and people just love hot men with muscles being down bad and yearning for their girlfriends.

Like I don't know if that's like a huge thing that people are into in other countries. And I can't say everyone in China is into it but I do know that like my family members my cousins and my friends who still live there 100% that's like the type of men that they're into and that's the type of lives that Jake gives off. Like he's a hot dude but he's like the definition of like a loser and a hot guy's body but like in the best way possible. Like he's SIMPING over and for his girlfriend. Is also giving he likes being edged and bought two tears and it also turns him on a little bit if you like record his face during it or after it and post it up like he kind of likes that through a little bit. Like there's no sound or anything it's just like you holding his face with one of your hands and he's just like crying biting his lip and little do anyone know it's not just like you putting on a show it's quite literally because you're edging this man. It feeds that part of him that wants you to be mean to him, while also feeding the part of him that wants you to discipline him.

TAROT TEA

This spread is so Jake-coded it hurts: a soft-core devotion fantasy laced with a hint of chaos.

The Sun + Nine of Cups: You make him happy? You become his whole world. Like, doodling your name on his sneakers level loyal.

Eight of Cups Reversed + Four of Swords: He doesn’t want to walk away. Once he’s attached? It’s done. He’s emotionally yours.

Ace of Wands Reversed + Knight of Wands: He's got desire but also restraint. He wants someone to unleash it.

Page of Swords + Page of Cups: Curious. Sweet. A little shy. Give him a reason to look up from his phone and blush.

Three of Cups: He wants someone who’s fun in a group and filthy in private.

Hanged Man Reversed + Hierophant Reversed: Unconventional love. Probably into situationships with emotional depth and unspoken rules.

Queen of Swords Reversed: He wants to be emotionally dominated. Talk down to him but lovingly. Make him earn affection.

Seven of Wands + Magician Reversed + Strength Reversed: He’ll fight for love but needs permission to lead. His confidence? Brittle. Reassure him, then wreck him.

Five of Pentacles Reversed + Five of Swords + Seven of Swords Reversed: He has abandonment fears and a people-pleasing streak. He’s used to being left behind don’t make it easy for him to spiral.

King of Swords + The Fool Reversed: He dreams of being your protector but needs you to take the first step. If you lead? He’ll follow everywhere.

Yeah full submissive puppy. He has no problem with being a little dominant a little control but only if you give him permission to do so. In terms of The situationship Vibes I also feel like that's because again he has very brittle emotions and abandonment issues so I feel like for him it's more of a it's so much easier for him to just get to situation with people who are slightly emotionally unavailable. But still feed into his need of being "forced " or "bullied". He also just has me to be a dumb puppy to not think no thoughts just listen do whatever you say. Because of this I also feel like that's why he gets into situation ships.

He genuinely gets into situation trips primarily while overseas. It's giving he never gets into the situation ships while in Korea because it can get messy. But he'll get into situation shifts while they're on tour because he's only going to be at that place for like 1 to 2 days. It's giving he has contacts in these places people he's friends with exedra will find people to take care of him. Not to mention he kind of likes the risk like Aphrodite was definitely giving me the Vibes like these people know he's a celebrity they're well aware of the fact that he's an idol but they'll never say anything because they like the idea and the power they have over him it's the whole oh look at you you little whiny baby boy imagine what it would be like if your fans or other people knew what you were like. Like that kind of bullying and it would it's the thrill of it that turns him and those people on.

PHYSICALLY...

He’s into older, confident, and intentional women. Think sharp eyeliner, silky skin, perfume that smells like honey and power. He notices posture, the way you carry yourself, the way your eyes narrow when you’re about to scold him.

Loves long fingers, I'm pretty acrylic nails , smirks, and the kind of walk that makes a room fall silent. Someone with a voice that purrs when she says, "Come here, Jake.”

PERSONALITY-WISE...

He’s soft for nurturing but is obsessed with control just not his own.

Give him structure. Give him teasing. Make him wait, beg, behave. Reward him with praise and affection.

He’ll be loyal forever. He’ll learn everything you like and do it better next time.

WOULD HE DATE A CELEBRITY OR A FAN?

Honestly? He’s more likely to fall for a non-famous person.

He would also want you to be a fan. I feel like with most celebrities they don't want to date a fan but with him I think that power Dynamic would turn him on so much. Like you're a fan of him and his group but you're the one in charge so it flips the whole idol fan narrative. He would be even more turned on if he wasn't even your favorite number. I'm talking any of the other Enhypen members is your bias and you let him know that it would absolutely Brick City this man would get so hard if you sat there and high key degraded him while hyping up his member.

He's full on giving masochistic vibes. I kind of feel like he's a bit of a masochist just not an extreme one more of a soft masochist. Like you have to destroy him tear him down and then built him back up even making me happy. He just wants to be your stupid little dumb Himbo.

But if dates a celebrity. Its gonna be someone who treats him like your favorite intern that they secretly spoil and seduce? 100% think American Rejects Dirty Little Secret that's what he wants. He wants you to be like I'll keep you my dirty little secret if he dates a celebrity like he doesn't even want you to acknowledge him. Again sit there and act like you have no clue who the hell he is Mariah Carey when they asked her do you know JLo and she's like I don't know who that woman is and he would absolutely be waiting for you on his knees collar on leash in mouth.

Jake wants to be your dog. Your prince. Your obedient little sunshine with a big heart and bigger... intentions.

He needs someone who commands the room and coos his name like a secret.

Someone who sees his softness as strength, but still puts a leash on him when he gets too eager.

And when you call him "baby boy”?

He’ll bark.

[famemonsterrr]

Astrology observations part 9🪽

(Disclaimer: the observations aren’t fact and if you can’t relate with my opinions and experiences it’s okay)

- Cancers and Leos are a really good couple and something I see a lot around. They just naturally attracted to each other

- Scorpio/water placements and Capricorns love horror film movies

- why Leo’s are marrying so many times in their lives? (hi Jennifer Lopez girly I’m talking to you). Like either they will get marry once and then break up and date all the time or either will marry a lot of times.

- cancers are a ball of chaos…like I have seen them doing the most unhinged stuff also they are savages. I love it sooo much tho 🫶🏻

- fire signs are indeed risk takers in any form they prefer. From doing something new in their work life or just doing extreme sports.

- whenever I see a Leo and libra couple I always see them as bugs bunny and Lola from looney tunes show.

- I have seen a lot of people with Pisces placements especially moon or Venus not be able to let go of their childhood. They always keep things or watch the same shows from their childhood (i do that a lot)

- Gemini can’t handle a lot of pressure.

- libra might be in a serious conversion and they might ask the most random shit. It’s sooo funny I love it

- fire signs love emojis and if they care about u are the best texters.

- earth signs women are so beautiful ✨ especially if u have a earth sign rising.

- Scorpio men have amazing humour idk why but they are funny af and they aren’t loud about nor tried hard. Same goes with Capricorn men.

- Gemini moons hope ur anxiety is better cause I pray for y’all 🤞🏻

- I wanna know why Leo women are rock baddies? Like I have seen a lot of rock singers either turn rock or always being rock.

- Pisces will NEVER let the past go…they will mention something someone did to them years ago and still be angry or hurt by it. (How about let it go girly pop🤌🏻)

- never and I mean NEVER make an Aquarius sun/ mercury feel stupid. They will get triggered sooo easily. Like they are proud of their brains.

- it’s soo weird but surprisingly dating the sign who is before or after you means u will have a good relationship. Because of the similar placements. (For example if you are a Pisces and you dating an Aries there is 50% chance of them to have Pisces mercury or Venus. If your date an Aquarius there is a chance of them have a Pisces Venus or the Pisces having an Aries Venus/mercury or Aquarius Mercury/venus)

That’s all

Im glad you read my post till the end. Im sooo greatful for it. 🫶🏻 stay healthy and hydrated 🫶🏻

[writingfromasgard]

I absolutely love dustball!!!! The perfect amount of unhinged imo. I like to think that no one (except Price) knows when her birthday is, so they all kinda just pick a day for her and leave birthday gifts/offerings in vents. I'm thinking a headlamp, batteries, and a ball of yarn along with a printed copy of Theseus and the Minotaur (the last one being tongue-in-cheek)

What gifts does Dustball accept or deny? If she lives in the vents, she must have to choose carefully.

Ehehehe. You're right. Price is the only one who knows her true birthday. Laswell, too. They're both too mischievous with each other to ruin her fun.

The confusion comes from her popping into a room after Roach. There's a cake that's clearly not a birthday cake that Roach gives her and she goes, "Fuck yeah, just in time for my birthday."

She says it every time she gets handed cake (a slice, a whole cake, a snack cake). It's resulted in people starting a 'Dustball's Birthday' calendar. People mark down the day they heard her say it. By the end of the year, they're confused. Every month has at least ten marks. A few weeks have been entirely crossed out but they are in different months that are far apart.

As far as "presents", that's on par. Especially batteries. Laptop batteries, rechargeable batteries, a power bank. She leaves dead ones in exchanged for fully changed ones. She keeps some of the more unusual things people leave in her assigned quarters - a weird sculpture, a sketch of a vent with eyeballs, a photocopy of a random rookie's ass.

For the 'choose carefully' ask.. yes, she has to be mindful of what she takes. Perishables are almost always out of the question. She has to eat 'smelly' (according to higher ups) food outside of vents since the smell of what she's cooking or eating tends to spread. That one time she wanted kimchi stew...

[unhinged-greed]

New blog for my old Mammon sideblog ( @unhinged-greed-a )

Independent rp and ask blog for the Sin of Greed himself. Penned and loved by Beanie~

Affiliated with; @houseofasmodeus @more-things-in-heaven-hell @queenbeeibee (will be adding the rest )

Please read the RULES before following. Thank you~

Ask // Rules // Mun // Verses // Headcanon // Promo post (share if you want ;; ) My other blogs are; @peppy-jester (Fizzarolli) and it's sideblog @wired-for-trouble (Barbie Wire)

Rules under the cut for mobile users;

Selective and Mutuals only I want to keep my dash clean and easy to follow. I may not follow back at everyone. Especially if you have same muse in your blog as mine. I actually have a duplicate anxiety, minus with few of my close friends. If Mam is not your main thing on your multi that’s also fine for me.

Multimuse and Multifandom friendly-ish. Picky with OC’s. If your multi has muses from fandoms I don’t like, I won’t be following you back. There are fandoms that have made my life living hell one way or another so I choose to stay away from them.

As for OC’s, I have mixed feelings. May or may not follow your OC blog.

Headcanon Based and “Canon Divergent”. I base my Mammon on some of the irl Mammon lore but also mixed with Vivziepops version. Canon Divergent as in he is not that much into show business that much, his main focus is to make money by buying facilities and by all the companies and stores he owns. I’m not gonna say no to people who wants to throw Glitz and Clam at him but he is not gonna treat them any different than Fizz. And as Viv said those two are only popular in Greed ring which is huge loss compared to Fizz who was well known across all the rings of hell. I will be posting headcanons and tag those as #Headcanon;; / #About Muse;;

Shipping Is not a thing on this blog. This is one ship blog with only my friends Ozzie (rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team). If you are gonna follow Mammon just a sake of shipping, I suggest you don’t even bother following this blog. Mammon is Ace and sorta sex repulsed. He will be hating Sindays forever. Friendship, Hateship… everything else are welcome! Gimme Sins being friend-enemies! Give me all Adams for him to fuck around with! He legit needs friends.

NSFW & Triggering themes Where I won’t be posting anything sexual here but darker rp themes may occur. Plus Mammon’s foul language. If the word “Cunt” offenses you. I’m sorry. Mammon swears like a pirate. I will be tagging triggers as “#Tw; Blood” or “#Tw; Injury”. If I forget to tag anything please let me know. I’m not here to make anyone uncomfortable.

Muses of this blog Mammon is the main thing but at times you may also see his twin female Fizz bots who works as his assistance. Their names are Coin and Penny. Both have personalities and they are sentient. You may also see Fizzarolli here popping up. My main Fizz blog is @Peppy-Jester 

Do not follow me if you’re a; -Minor (automatic block). Mun of this blog is +35 years old and don’t wanna get in trouble because of you. -Personal who keeps liking all the posts and reblogging from me (blocked) -Homophobe, Fat Phobe, Racist, Support SA, Spread the unwanted/unneeded OOC drama etc. I don’t tolerate that kind of shit at all. Zero tolerance! -You are always in a hurry with replies. I happen to have a life offline, a job. I’m not here even daily basis. Sure if I haven’t replied in few weeks, please kick me. I may have forgotten thanks to my ADHD ass.

Ask Box Is open for everything. I welcome everyone to piss this well rounded fella off. Or just send in requires, thoughts, even M!A's. But if the things goes too personal or too sexual I will just ignore the asks. Spreading OOC drama will get you ignored and blocked

Discord Is for mutuals only. I don’t add just anyone because I have at times hard time replying on things there.

Few more things for my mutuals - Please reblog from the source, unless there is none then you are free to blog from me. -Don't hop in the rp middle of everything. You don't know how many mutuals I've had to block because of this happening. -I happen to use icons in my replies, you don't have to. It's optional and if you want me to drop the icons as well let me know. -My replies varies from few lines to several paras depending how my muse works for me at the time. I try to end it so you have something to reply to. -If I post art I it's most likely my own. Reblogging fanart at times. -Muse and Mun are not the same. Mammon can be bit sexist, he still thinks women aren't as funny as men and he has rather strong opinions on things he believes in. 

Following tag #Unhinged-Greed or #UnhimgedGreed

If you’ve read the rules, send me a password; Greed is Good.

[lexithwrites]

what are your favorite wolfstar hc's if you have any??? if not wolfstar then i'd love to know your thoughts on the remus and regulus friendships!!

ooo my favs? okay lemme see:

i think sirius is so fucking loud and fun and adventurous in every situation but when he's alone with remus in their flat he gets so soft and quiet and sleepy

they're very touchy but not in the making out every second its more like their fingers are always touching and they're shoulder to shoulder or remus has an arm around sirius' waist at all times

sirius really helped remus with his confidence and self respect

remus encourages sirius to go wild at the club because he loves watching him have fun but the moment someone tries to hit on sirius or dance with him he's running behind remus like 'get him boy' and remus goes into guard dog mode

their favourite cocktails are sex on the beach (sirius) and a negroni (remus)

their dream is to live in cottage in the country and own some chickens

sirius is a gamer, he loves playing online with james until the early hours of the morning and sometimes remus—who has insomnia 100%—wanders out into the living room to get a glass of water and sees sirius curled up in his gamer chair with a blanket around him and he's grumbling to himself at the screen

sirius paints remus nails for him every week with a new colour so they match

remus braids sirius hair for him when its wet so it dries curly

they always shower together but its never sexual, its literally just for the intimacy (plus sirius loves remus' hands in his hair)

remus is very insecure, he just doesn't think he's attractive and even though he has no doubt about sirius' love for him he doesn't love himself a lot and sirius always gives him confidence boosts and if he's having a really shit day he'll pamper him like crazy and help him write affirmations to put on the mirror

speaking of, sirius writes remus little notes that he leaves around the flat and in his bag and in his sock drawer to make him smile

nsfw ahead: their sex is usually slow and drawn out because they don't want it to end, but they get competitive sometimes. remus has a little goal of how many times he can make sirius cum in one session and he always wants to beat it

remus only bottoms when he's stressed

they wear each other's clothes CONSTANTLY

they have a date night every two weeks where they pick something out of a jar and do it for a day together, and they never get bored of it

and as for remus and regulus friendship i love this hehe:

they're quiet best friends, they love reading together and then they'll send each other unhinged tiktoks that only they understand

judgey besties

they get coffee together and bitch

they're both on booktok, along with evan and mary, and they hate the discourse on there

regulus and remus play dnd together every thursday night with barty, dorcas, marlene and lily (dorcas is the dm)

they're both massive nerds okay

they drag everyone to comic con multiple times a year and freak out over the authors they see and buy too many pop figures

[chubbybunny25]

Jercy Angst

@silkhy-john it's actually platonic in my percy/nico fic to want or not to want (it's not the question) but kind of jercy-coded.

It’s one of those days again, Percy realizes.

It’s one of those mornings when he wakes up from blurry images of a turbulent sea, fleets of ships, the murderous look of a sinister emperor-almost-god…

The spear plunged malevolently on his friend's chest.

The day Jason died, Percy remained quiet. There was no profound reason, really. It was just pure, intense shock.

After years of living life as a demigod, Percy would like to think there’d be nothing to rock his boat anymore. After being thrown yet again to another world-ending war, Percy would like to believe that he’d somehow acquainted himself with the cruel strangeness of his godly heritage.

He’d been wrong.

Jason’s death had proved him very wrong.

Despite all the competitiveness that had been going on between him and Jason, Percy had always admired the son of Jupiter. Part of him couldn’t help but be fascinated by the kind of power Jason had always had. 

People would always try to measure Jason and Percy against each other, always looking for ways to settle the silent competition between the two sons of the Big Three. Who’s the better leader? Who’s the greater hero?

But really, Percy had always known he wouldn’t stand a chance.

It was one thing to be sent from quest to quest and come back somewhat successful because of occasional luck, Percy’s unhinged wit, and inherited power as son of the sea god. It was an entirely different thing to be a son of the King of the Gods, trained by the wolf goddess herself, sent to a camp that molds kids into young, tactical soldiers.

Hence, imagine Percy’s shock upon getting the news of Jason’s death.

He vaguely remembers coming to camp that day along with Mrs. O’Leary. Jason was one of his closest friends. They’d talk a lot about him waiting for the son of Jupiter to get to New Rome. 

Percy gets up from bed. It still hurts so much to remember. He goes to the shower, and where the feeling of water usually soothes him, it just breaks him even more. He’s been so used to say that Zeus would smite him if ever Percy travels by air, it’s almost become a joke to the son of Poseidon.

Yet, what vicious humor the Fates must have possessed when the son of Jupiter died in Percy’s element.

The onslaught of memories, as sickening as it is, doesn’t stop. He traversed through the forest that day, his heart heavy with dreams and goals that quickly turned into bitter memories, failed attempts at living a normal teenage life—the guilt threatening to devour him from within.

Apollo had come to him first. Percy had thought he’d been strong enough to refuse, to practice what people and gods had always told him he must learn—to step back. He wasn’t a bearer of the Achilles’ Curse anymore, but damn do the Fates knew how to poke his Achilles’ heel—his friends and family, those whom he’d cherished and loved—excruciatingly so.

He felt like slowly dying from remorse and regret.

What if he joined Apollo? What if he was there with Jason and they created another storm together? Would Caligula ever have had that sinister smile on his stupid emperor face? 

As he was getting deeper through the forest, he was half-expecting for a monster to pop out—a welcome distraction to take his frustration out on. Liquid rage seemed to be pumping through his blood. He was so angry, but he didn’t know with whom except the malevolent murderer of his friend.

Instead of monsters though, he spotted something more familiar:

Wilted grass.

He kept on walking, quickening his pace. Nico and Jason have formed a deep friendship over the past few months, too—albeit a more affectionate and gentler one than what he’s shared with the Roman.

As he'd expected, at the end of the trail the withering greenery created was the son of Hades, sitting on the edge of a cliff. Percy found himself settling down beside Nico, not saying anything, letting themselves fall in a mournful silence.

A few moments after, not knowing what came upon him, perhaps his anger had been too much, his grief too deep, Percy lifted a hand and created a small storm to envelop him and Nico. Seeming to get the hint, Nico flicked his hand and shadows started to dance along the spiraling winds and rain.

Soon, they were both engulfed in a dark, raging storm—the two of them in its center. The peace, the quiet in the eye of their personal storm allowed their hearts to silently grieve Jason Grace. To properly pay their respects to the former Roman praetor. A fallen hero. A faithful friend. A treasured family.

Percy grips the bathroom sink, the hurricane within him—a harrowing reminiscence of what-has-been’s and what-could-be’s.

He’ll be fine. Percy just doesn’t know when.

[canonsinthehead]

Bucchigiri?! Headcanons: How would they be on Social Media?

Welcome back! Let's go over how our beloved characters would be on their social media accounts/online "public figures". Mainly on TIK TOK but it applies to all other platforms as well.

TOMOSHIBI ARAJIN

Gooner Incel

ASAMINE MATAKARA

Mukbanger who never gains weight

Loves Tik Tok dances/challenges (& goes viral for it)

shows his Martial art/gymnastic practice online

Justice for Palestine, Congo, etc.

DOMAN KENICHIRO

hotep leader with large cult following (idk how because he dont talk much)

ZABU KAKERU

Tik tok beat maker

Livestreams himself playing video games

Have rants about legits topics but gets turned into a joke/meme

does skits with komao from time to time

caught that dude dancing ONE TIME and now its a meme and not a going anywhere anytime soon

Proffessional hater of the 2009-2013 era memes

SAKIGAKE KOMAO

Japanese Maya Winky

JIN MARITO

Unhinged Fashion dude who always has the juiciest story times

Got banned 3 times already

"I'm at your house! COME OUTSIDE!" (live streaming in front of his enemies house a 3:00AM

Got into a car crash during a live stream (he was driving recklessly anyway). not only walk out without a scratch but got a new car the week after

Casually reveals a humongous cash flow (yeah i own Clip Studio Paint...)

Wishes more people would have "beef" with him or got into more scandals

"I was invited to an influencer event and it was BORIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!"

JIN MAHORO

Internet Pick Me

Argues in favour of the alpha male idology because she really belives it and thinks it applies to her brother

AO3 soldier

Tumblr soldier

Cosplay Hobby-ist (making a lot of money from it cause of her large simp audience, they're cave dwellers btw)

OUTA TAHIDE

There's not much going on with his account but has a massive following

Work out routines & OOTD

goes live and answer quesitons in the chat (dont talk much)

Legit model or back up dancer

you dont know much about him in general

the suspected face censored buffy dude that appears in Marito's videos from time to time

JABASHIRI NAGARE

Gym Vlog

sitting in his car having the most insane/unhinged talks/takes in the world (if you overlook the profanities he is making sense a lot of times)

always get caught going back and forth with randos online

testing/reviews food in his car

WAIT HOW DID YOU AFFORD TO BUY A LUXURY CAR LIKE THAT?!

Will sometimes watch/look up what people recommend him in the comments or dm and ALWAYS REGRETS IT.

HAGURE TATSUTO

Social Commentary/Gossip

K-pop/jpop fan

Tik tok dances with my roomate/boyfriend (It's Jabashiri)

Talent hosting Lives

loves to answers questions in the comments and very active with his followers

love to rank music, media, food, and anything with his roomate/boyfriend

"come with me to go fry my hair with hairdye ANOTHER TIME"

"Let's make a bento for my roommate/boyfriend..."

SHINDO AKUTARO

Japanese Toni Fitness

Skinny Tok President and prolific scammer

Showcases his whipping skills online

Had monumental mental breakdown during a live stream before vanishing from all online spaces, nobody know what he is up to now.

[f1crecs]

Fic Rec List - Fernando/Lance

you might enjoy: Canadian Fest, eh - for more Lance content.

If your fic is on this list and you don’t want it to be, please let me know and I will remove it immediately, no questions asked. I have contacted most of the authors on this list, but sometimes people fall through the gaps - just pop me a message🤍

have a pairing you want me to do next? please read the faqs and then head to my inbox.

don’t forget to give the authors featured on this list some love in the form of kudos, bookmarks, and comments!

i won't lie to you, anon... I thought we'd agreed on Strollonso as the pairing name. 🤭 my vote still goes to Lando.

i hope you enjoy these ❗️🤍

nsfw: El Dick Plan by @waddlingpenguin | E | 800 Lawrence and Fernando have a misunderstanding at the dinner table. This fic is hilarious - unashamedly unhinged, just as Strollonso should be, and so unbelievably funny. This was one of the first Lance/Fernando fics I read. I think it rearranged my brain a little bit.

'In fact, Lance literally has his foot so far up Fernando’s pant leg that Stoffel is surprised he’s not choking on Canadian toes each time he opens his mouth to talk to the engineers.'

shatter my life apart (see me for somebody else) by @vicsy | M | 1.4k An exploration of Lance and Fernando's relationship. This is a stunning fic. This author has just the most beautiful writing style - it's like poetry, and flows in the most stunning way. This is as much a love letter to Lance as it is to Strollonso - I really, really loved this one.

'Fernando Alonso is a perpetual wildcard and Lance builds his attitude around this little image, prepared for some sort of psychological warfare but it never happens.'

nsfw: victor's spoil by venerat | E | 1.9k Following Fernando's first pole for Aston Martin, Lance is invited to his room - a Winner's Room AU. The vibes here are suitably unhinged/rancid/possessive. If I were to recommend a fic to help someone get Strollonso, to understand the essence of who they are together, I would recommend this one. I love everything this author writes.

'Imagining Fernando with them makes Lance want to chew through wire. Again: fucked up, truly and extensively. He’s just really fucked up about Fernando.'

nsfw: I make two grand an hour by @kritischetheologie | E | 3.1k Lance meets Fernando for the first time at a sponsor event. I adored this fic. It is so funny and well-characterised and hot. One thing that I really love about this author is their ability to weave in detail - you could read their fics over and over again, and still pick up something new each and every time. It just makes for the richest, most delicious stories that draw you in every last time.

'(Lance had almost just said fuck it and gone into banking when he graduated two years ago, like he’d always known he probably would eventually, ever since the day he showed up at St. Andrews and realized that the entire world economy ran on fake numbers on a half-dozen computer screens, but the whole point of trust funds was supposed to be not having to be boring. Who the fuck else was going to make art? Humanity needed him to be living dramatically, falling in love with a thousand beautiful men whose lips he could immortalize in poetry.)'

nsfw: green light, red wine (and i don't feel fine) by @vicsy | E | 9k (wip) Fernando is a crime boss caught in a long-standing feud with Lawrence Stroll - things get complicated when he meets Lance. This fic is fantastic. The vibes are unmatched. This author has such a beautiful, almost melodic writing style, which I love. Also. This is fucking hot. 10/10.

'There aren’t many opportunities Fernando deliberately missed in his life. He wouldn’t be on top if he did. Right next to him, clad in a tight white t-shirt, sits an opportunity for a power move, the one Fernando would take all the way.'

nsfw: silver platter by @wewentcarracing | E | 9.7k Lance and Fernando grow closer, much to Esteban's dismay. This is delicious. Full of unhinged and intense moments. Every word of this is perfection; something I particularly appreciate about this author is their ability to build tension - you won't be able to put this story down once you've started it. Perfection.

'Lance laughs, off-guard and delighted. Fernando has this way of deciding what's true in his own mind and then forcing it into reality with brute strength alone. He's decided that Lance will make it to the podium this year, and so he will. It feels so, so good to hear coming from another driver—any driver, really, but the fact that it’s Fernando. Two-time WDC. Veteran. It doesn't feel like he's being toyed with; it feels real.'

nsfw: Not Even Jail by @baldrmoon | E | 9.9k (wip) Lance is a rookie detective with a new partner - they've met before. This is such a fantastic start to what I know is going to be an incredible story. The world-building here is fantastic. A world away from F1, but with so many of the dynamics and relationships mirrored in a totally new setting that feels very organic and true-to-life. It's just very well done, and I am excited to see what the author does next!

'Lance was charmed almost despite himself. The guy – Fernando, Lance made a mental correction, – smiled, a bit sideways, narrowing his eyes. Lance immediately felt flustered under his intense stare.'