#Perterabo

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I have the horrible mental image of the Emperor holding a sandal and chasing after one of his sons after finding out they had a kid yelling "Why aren't you sterile!?" and the poor primarch on the receiving end just sobbing and running away yelling "I don't know!" It's so fucking dumb but I just had to share it

[tanknode]

This is how Horus can still win

[weliveinhell]

List of Top 5 Primarchs I headcanon as MLM:

1. Fulgrim

2. Ferrus Manus

3. Perterabo

4. Magnus the Red

5.

[mothiir]

weird niche trope I love: objectively horrible thing done by evil man trying to be nice. The horrible thing is still way better than whatever bullshit he decided not to do.

The man does not understand why he is not being praised for being nice

[bathroomcryptid]

If The Primarchs Had Kids - How Many Would They Have And Why?

An introspective essay by me - a clinical moron

Lion El’Johnson: 2 - an older daughter and younger son because he deserves to have to deal with an oldest daughter

Fulgrim: 1 - one perfect daughter and he’s good

Perterabo: 2 - fraternal twins (1 girl and 1 boy). If they aren’t in your immediate field of vision, they are definitely off building a bomb. Yes, Perterabo is stressed.

Jaghatai Khan: 3 - older twin daughters and a son. All perfectly behaved angels, the Primarchs look at them and weep because why can’t their children act right like these three-

Leman Russ: 3 - two older sons and one younger daughter. Yes, they all act feral - those are just the factory settings. You had kids with Leman Russ, what do you want from me?

Rogal Dorn: 1 - a daughter that is an exact carbon copy of him because it’s what he deserves. (As in, she will sit there quietly with him and they’ll draw blueprints together)

Konrad Curze: 1 - a daughter that is an exact carbon copy of him because it’s what he deserves (As in, she’ll be some feral ass murder goblin that he has to manage and I hope it causes him a few grey hairs)

Sangunius: 1 - a perfect little angel son who bites his ankles :)

Ferrus Manus: 3 - all daughters, good luck Ferrus 🫡

Angron: 1 - somehow had progeny and it is a daughter and she is a lil feral but we love her. Also bites his ankles-

Roboute Gulliman: 3 - an older son and two younger daughters. Daughters would be too easy for him, built like a girl dad. No, he needs an oldest carbon copy son he stresses about fucking up and turning into him at night

Mortarion: 2 - older son and younger daughter. (Originally only had one kid to stress about fucking up, but I added a second to send him to an early grave)

Magnus the Red: 1 - an uber smart psycher prodigy daughter to chase around would be good for him :)

Horus Lupercal: 1 - a son. Why? Vibes.

Lorgar: 1 - I’m a subscriber to the ‘Lorgar has a daughter that is an exact replica of the Emperor’ agenda so that’s what he gets.

Vulkan: 5 - (sorry Mrs. Vulkan, but it’s kinda on the tin-) two older daughters, then a son, then another daughter, then another son. They just kept coming, what can I say-

Corvus Corax: 1 - a little crow daughter for him to stress about at night. Yes, she does disappear. Yes, it does stress him out.

Alpharius and Omegon: 2 - identical twin daughters. Who’s the dad? Idk. Where are they? Wreaking havoc.

[brox-not-a-badger]

I know I’m supposed to be working on my fanfics but I made a ranking based on how likely the primarchs are to drown if thrown in a lake

I did this totally for fun, mostly because I was bored and had nothing better to do. (1 is most likely to drown, 18 is least likely to drown)

1. Sanguinius

big wings, probably not waterproof

2. Lorgar Aurelian

ehhh raised on a desert-esq planet, probably never learned

3. Perterabo

probably would sink like a damn stone if thrown off a dock

4. Konrad Curze

might flail a little bit will ultimately probably just give up, did absolutely no prior swimming on Nostramo

5. Magnus the Red

also raised on a desert world, probably sucks at swimming,

6. Angron

there is no way in high hell that this man can swim, he’d maybe give a little effort before he snaps and starts punching the water

7. Mortarion

There is no way that this man can swim, maybe like a couple of moments above water before just awkwardly struggling and sinking

8. Vulkan

might put up a good few strokes but most likely never learned due to Nocturne being Nocturne

9. Corvus Corax

Ravens absolutely can not swim and this emo probably can’t either due to lack of experience.

10. Leman Russ

Raised on a frozen wasteland of a planet, probably didn’t do a lot of swimming in his free time but at the least will do an awkward doggy-paddle back to shore like the contemptible dog he is.

11. Roboute Guilliman

For sure has done some swimming on McCragge, probably.

12. Horus Lupercal

Big E probably took enough time to at least teach him not to fucking drown and die at the least, probably had him take swim lessons.

13. Rogal Dorn

If I had to guess I’d say he probably can swim, at least better than Perturabo.

14. Lion’el Johnson

If I know anything about this man it’s that he can do a good job at staying above water and not under it.

15. Jaghatai Khan

Most likely hasn’t spent time swimming too much but does know how too for sure

16. Alpharius + Omegon

Alpharius and Omegon revolve their whole legion around a beast called the Hydra. I’m fairly sure there’s an obvious answer here.

17. Fulgrim

Snakes swim pretty well, simple as. All jokes aside, Fulgrim seems like the type to actually enjoy swimming in his free time.

18. Ferrus Manus

Can canonically swim and can swim VERY WELL. I mean, the guy swam to the bottom of an OCEAN for fuck’s sake.

[howlingday]

Yang: Ruby's at that weird age where she's obsessed with things like "shipping" and "canon". It's pretty sad and pathetic.

Ruby: Yeah, yeah... Hey, how's the Lamenters doing? Or Perterabo after his little bitch-fit about religion?

Yang: (Sobbing) YOU KEEP THOSE NAMES OUT OF YOUR HERETICAL LITTLE BITCH MOUTH!

[barpsy-abaub]

Hi, love your art.

I wanted to ask ‘What if’ the Eldar had an Avatar of a different god?

Imagine perhaps. An avatar of Vaul, dropping enough turrets and differences to make Perterabo and Dorn look like amateurs. Or of Isha, healing everyone and turning your enemies insides into plants.

OH MY GOD, right, I have a section for asking questions, so sorry for such a delay. Thank you for your interest in my stuff!

Before I start, we must remember one thing: Warhammer 40K lore is not built like TES, Mass Effect, Song of Ice and Fire, or Lord of the Rings lore. It's far more speculative and uncertain; it's focused on the most eloquent things without going into details, even if these details are important. It's what I love about WH40K—it's far less… Academic, so to speak, and far more expressive. Thus, we never can be certain when we are answering a "What if?" question. Everything is canon!

Avatars of Khaine are existing due to the fact that Slaanesh failed to devour Khaine whole. It is said that Shards of Khaine "grew" inside Craftworlds after his shattering.

So, what if other gods had the same treatment?

First of all, the life of Eldar probably would be much easier. Every God devoured is a buff for Slaanesh, so at the very least it would weaken them significantly. I am not sure, though, that all of the Avatars would have military usage... Although, c'mon, it's Warhammer we are talking about; of course we would have insanely cool Avatars on the battlefields!

There probably would be religious Eldar cults. The worship of Khaine is not that widespread outside Exarchs' rituals, and there's a reason for that—Khaine isn't the most benevolent eldar god. For a time, after Shards got a way to the Craftworlds, a mere presence of the Avatar of Khaine drove Eldar insane! But, in the case of such gods as Isha, there's no reason to cut off worship for. So, as we have Harlequins for Cegorach or Ynnari for Ynnead, we would probably have some eldar factions for each existing god.

Or, if we want to make things interesting, we could speculate that eldar gods would try to punish their rebellious children for their shattering, and to get help from them, eldar would have to hold them hostage or even enslave them. Then, their relations could be much spicier... But it would have too much in common with the Necron/C'tan relation, I guess.

By the way, there is an excerpt from one of the Ynnari books, where Yvraine ponders the Fall of the Eldar Empire and the devouring of Eldar Gods. She gets an idea that Slaanesh might have been a "messy eater"; they didn't consume their divine victims whole, and there are very small shards of the Old Gods to be found. She even suspects that Eldrad Ulthran, without knowing, might be a bearer of a Shard of Morai Heg, explaining his talents and long life! So, in a sense, your idea might be already canon, just on a much smaller scale. Thank you for the question!

[crimsonqueenmagnus]

“Magnus, how the fuck is your kid sending things through the warp?” Perturabo questioned before looking to the side, seeing Ixora, before returning his attention back to Magnus and promptly ignoring her.

- @askthelordofiron

Magnus looked up from her book, setting it to the side and looking over to her daughter, "...She's rather gifted... and apparently good at figuring out my communication devices without permission." She said as she eyed up Ixora who shrunk a little. "Sorry..." Ixora replied, playing with her fingers, "You just talk about your brother, Perterabo a lot and I figured you'd want to see him."

[untitledesquire]

Completely scientific and objective Primarch Tier List

1. Jaghatai Kahn, Kaghan of Chogoris cause he go fast.

2. Lion El’Jonson, cause he like trees.

3. Lorgar Aurelian, cause he just like me FR.

4. Vulcan, cause he best boi 💕

5. Alpharius and/or Omegon, cause he/they are the best loyalist/traitor to ever play the game.

6. Horus Lupercal, cause he heresy.

7. Robute Guilliman, cause he Hermes Conrad.

8. Magnus the red, cause he did nothing wrong.

9. Rogal Dorn, cause he just another brick in the wall.

10. Ferrus Mannus, the Cyclopes, cause he make guns good.

11. Fulgrim, the Phoenician, cause he babygirl.

12. Angron, The Red Angel, cause he hulk smash.

13. Corvus Corax, cause he batman.

14. Sanguinius, the blood angel, cause he cool but I haven’t read many books with him and don’t have a great sense of his character yet.

15. Perterabo, the Lord of Iron, cause he’s simply the worst.

16. Konrad kurze, the Night Haunter, cause he somehow worse than Peter.

17. Mortarian, Lord of death, cause he look like Rufus the Mole Rat.

18. Missingno1, cause he [redacted]

19. Missingno2, cause he [redacted]

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

My understandings of what Primarchs are currently alive and dead, what their status' are: Loyalists: Leman Russ: Running butt ass naked in the Warp, if the armour if any indication. Probably a Wulfen and horribly mutated like Corvus. Possibly could be fine. Chances very slim for him not be a mutated wolf thing with viking braids. Anyway his sons are mildly disturbed by the armour they keep finding Lion: Alive and pissed. Commits so many war crimes behind Guilliman's back. May or may not be making it his personal goal to give Guilliman as many grey hairs as possible. Roboute Guilliman: Stressed and thinks humans can't rule themselves. Asshole. Needs a break and to actually spend time with humans and actually thinking about the fact it's been ten thousand fucking years. That's impressive for an empire. Corvus Corax: Fucked up bird man in the warp. Probably learning that feathers suck to get blood out of and questioning how the fuck his white winged brother kept his feathers so fucking clean even though said brother routinely caused blood baths in life. Has probably pecked someone to death. Vulkan: Probably alive. Somewhere. Might actually be in a volcano somewhere. His death goes against his lore so who knows what the fuck is going on here. Jaghatai Khan: Also in the warp, has no idea where the fuck he is and isn't stopping for directions. Honestly he's actually existed the warp couple of times he was going so fucking fast. Probably also slowly getting mutated. Might be fine though. Probably passed a naked Leman a couple of times and is really confused by the fucked up bird thing calling itself Corvus. Rogal Dorn: Could be dead, could have a sick ass prosthetic hand. No idea what's going on with him. Sanguinius: Incredibly dead. Probably a good thing that he is. Otherwise he'd probs be a traitor primarch too with the Imperium in its current state- Ferrus Manus: Also very dead. Probably was seething mad at being killed by Fulgrim. Very likely died seething mad. Traitors: Fulgrim: Is a four armed winged snake thing. Having mad sex and doing way too many drugs. Probably also eating a lot too. And then sleeping it off because snake. Has a chunky boyfriend if Tumblr is to be believed. Magnus: Trying to rebuild, also an arrogant prick. I support him even if he's a dick. If only because what happened to Prospero was a travesty of the highest order. You go my weird rainbow nipple horned demon prince. What is your obsession with titty horns??? Mortarion: Depressed but has family. Is infected with diseases that are probably not even invented yet. Probably also not a skinny rail of a man anymore courtesy of Papa Nurgle who is a better dad then the Emperor ironically. Probably can't stand to look himself in the Mirror. Angron: Angy, so very angy. And obsessed with blood. Even if he wasn't immortal by virtue of being a demon prince, he'd probably be too angry to die. Not entirely sure if this is actually better then being dead. Lorgar: Not entirely sure, but I assume he's somewhere in the warp spreading the word of chaos like some sort of messed up anti jesus or something.

Alpharius /Omegon: One's dead, the other is alive. Which twin died and which one is alive is a damn good question. Possibly neither are even dead. Absolute bastards (affectionate). Perterabo: Grumpy old man wanting to be left alone and forge. He yearns for it. Mostly content to just make stuff and burn his skin off. Good things he's a demon now I guess. Go make stuff, have a hobby that's kinda healthy. Sort of. Konrad: Pretty dead. Saw it happen and let it happen. Probably for the best because dear god this man as a demon prince is terrifying. Horus: Also very dead. Might actually be even more dead then Sanguinius considering Horus' soul was probably destroyed.

[variouspolltournaments]

Next up is the Alive For Centuries Tournament.

Submit a character that is at least 2 centuries old, along with where they come from and (if you want) propaganda through ask or submit a post.

SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

The character does have to be considered alive to count. I know I said otherwise a while back but I have since changed my mind. As a result ghost or vampire characters, to give a couple examples, no longer count for the purposes of this tournament.

Submissions will be closing on the 15th of September.

Top 4 submissions are the ones I submitted myself.

@tournament-announcer

Submissions in bold have propaganda, submissions not in bold do not have propaganda. Whether they do or do not have some already, you are still free to submit some.

SUBMISSIONS:

Chibiusa Tsukino (Sailor Moon)

Saint Germain (Code: Realize)

Agatha Cromwell (Halloweentown)

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Glep (Smiling Friends)

John Gaius (The Locked Tomb)

Ren (My Demon Roomate)

Chiron (Percy Jackson)

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius (Chronicles of the Red King/Charlie Bone)

Breq (Imperial Radch/Ancillary Justice)

The Strength and Patience of the Hill (The Raven Tower)

Addie LaRue (The Invisible Live of Addie LaRue)

Andrew Martin (Bicentennial Man)

Galadriel (Lord of the Rings)

Connor MacLeod (Highlander)

Princess Kida (Atlantis the Lost Empire)

Hooty (The Owl House)

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

Darkstalker (Wings of Fire)

Scythe Curie (Arc of a Scythe)

Merlin (BBC Merlin)

Logan Howlett (Deadpool and Wolverine)

Lilia Vanrouge (Twisted Wonderland)

Mother Gothel (Tangled)

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Zunesha (One Piece)

Foeslayer (Wings of Fire)

Jerboa III (Wings of Fire)

Gruff (Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast)

Melog (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

The Titan (The Owl House)

Rock (Warrior Cats)

Van Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Solas (Dragon Age)

Senku Ishigami (Dr. Stone)

Taiju (Dr. Stone)

Acnologia (Fairy Tail)

Irene Belserion (Fairy Tail)

Belos/Philip Witterbane (The Owl House)

The Darf in the Flasc/Homonculus/Father (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Fujiwara no Mokou (Touhou Project)

Houraisan Kaguya (Touhou Project)

Methos (Highlander the Series)

Theresa (The Fable Universe)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)

Jerboa I (Wings of Fire)

Jerboa II (Wings of Fire)

Oprah/Ms. O (Odd Squad)

Grandmaster Yoda (Star Wars)

Reaver (The Fable Universe)

Rowena MacLeod (Supernatural)

Rashek/The Lord Ruler (Mistborn)

Carbink (Pokemon)

Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

Giratina (Pokémon)

The Axolotl (Gravity Falls)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

The Master (Doctor Who)

Dongfang Qingcang (Love Between Fairy and Devil)

Atticus O’Sullivan (Iron Druid Chronicles)

Lynette Mirror/Cupid (Cupid Parasite)

Vaati (The Legend of Zelda)

Pian Ran (Till The End of the Moon)

Fangyue (Yin Yang Master: Dream of Eternity)

Liliana Vess (Magic the Gathering)

Carol Malus Dienheim (Senki Zesshou Symphogear)

Quenthel Baenre (Dungeons & Dragons)

Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Lord Death (Soul Eater)

Asura (Soul Eater)

Excalibur (Soul Eater)

Arachne Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Medusa Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Cthulhu (Cthulhu Mythos)

Keziah Mason (Cthulhu Mythos)

Mortarion (Warhammer 40k)

Fulgrim (Warhammer 40k)

Perterabo (Warhammer 40k)

Lorgar Aureiian (Warhammer 40k)

Magnus the Red (Warhammer 40k)

Angron (Warhammer 40k)

Typhus (Warhammer 40k)

Lucius the Eternal (Warhammer 40k)

Fabius Bile (Warhammer 40k)

Kharn the Betrayer (Warhammer 40k)

Ahzek Ahriman (Warhammer 40k)

Abbadon the Despoiler (Warhammer 40k)

Asdrubael Vect (Warhammer 40k)

The Devil (Reaper)

Nina (Reaper)

Gladys (Reaper)

Tony (Reaper)

Ikaros (Heaven's Lost Property)

Princess of the Klaxosaurs/001 (Darling in the Franxx)

Orsted (Mushoku Tensei)

Hitogami (Mushoku Tensei)

Deus Ex Machina (Future Diary)

Kagura (Senran Kagura)

Lucoa (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Ilulu (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Kanna (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Lolth (Dungeons & Dragons)

Fitoria (Rising of the Shield Hero)

Hamsuke (Overlord)

Cosmo (The Fairly Odd Parents)

Wanda (The Fairly Odd Parents)

Etna (Disgaea)

The Thing (The Thing)

Phillip J. Fry (Futurama)

Echidna (Queen's Blade)

Earth-chan (Femdom University)

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown)

Chase Young (Xiaolin Showdown)

Dojo Kanojo Cho (Xiaolin Showdown)

Hannibal Roy Bean (Xiaolin Showdown)

Master Monk Guan (Xiaolin Showdown)

Roswaal L. Mathers (Re:Zero)

Beatrice (Re:Zero)

Anya Jenkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Zel (Interspecies Reviewers)

Elma (Interspecies Reviewers)

Lorna (Interspecies Reviewers)

[belovedhades]

Hello! Would a drawing of Perterabo be an acceptable form of an offer to be acquaintances?

(Apologies if that’s a tad specific but MAN am I bad at reaching out :))

HOUGHHHHHH i do love my pertyboo so mcuh...............

[library-seraph]

Higher that the Stars primarch names

Realizing I never posted these on tumblr

The Lion- The Lioness (obvious, been trying to thing of a way to replace the Lionel Johnson joke with a Virginia/virgin joke for Virginia wolf but I can't quite get it to click)

Fulgrim- Electra (switching the "fulgur" pun to electric. not an electra complex joke i SWEAR)

Perterabo- Petra (Phonetic similarity, feminine form of Peter and is therefore based on the Greek for rock)

Jaghatai Khan- Alakhai Khan (named after one of Genghis Khan's daughters)

Leman- Ylva Russ (literally just a Swedish name meaning she-wolf)

Rogal Dorn - Rhiannon Dorn (Means great queen, is a welsh name when Dorn is derived from fist in a bunch of Celtic languages)

Konrad Curze- Megara Curze (named after one of the Furies. I kind of prefer the mouthfeel of Alecto as a name but if I named a character in this Alecto I think it would cause some sort of minor reality breaking paradox)

Sanguinius- Sanguinia (Quickly feminizing the fake Latin)

Ferrus Manus- Ferra Manus (^ ditto)

Angron- Angharad (Started as Phonetic similarity, but I think the fact that Angharad means "much loved one" adds a nice nasty kick of irony)

Roboute Guilliman- Augusta Guilliman (Augusta is a Roman title for empresses, this one is hard because the guy who named Roboute Guilliman has admitted he has 0 idea what the name's supposed to mean)

Mortarion- No change, I made it so the Overlords don't do gendered names

Magnus the Red- Magdalene the Red (Phonetic similarity I got super attached to)

Horus Lupercal- Ishtar Lupercal (Ancient Bablylonian goddess of love and war, which I think gets across the vibes of this au's imperium well)

Lorgar Aurelian- Sophia Aurelian (Named after the Gnostic emanation of knowledge, who is deeply connected to gnostic conceptions of original sin and redemption)

Vulkan- Vesta (Going from the Roman god of smithies to the Roman Goddess of the hearth)

Corvus Corax- Corvida Corax (Corvidae, modified a tiny bit to make it less obviously just a genus name)

Alpharius Omegon- Alpharia Omege (Same feminizing of fake Latin. Omege is pronounced like O-may-gay)

[ghostinthegallery]

As a certified xenos-supporter and lover of sexy space robots, I still get lots of Primarch-info through osmosis. Although it is probably weird info, so here are the first facts I think about for each of them.

Lion

- beard

- his kids are a damn mess

Fulgrim

- snek

- demon sword

- Griffith we have at home

Perterabo

- cunt

- hates everyone except Magnus apparently?

Khan

- imposter syndrom

- put him in charge

Russ

- hates magic except when his kids do it

- murder for daddy's approval

Dorn

- has a blankie from his grandpa and that's adorable

- likes walls

Curze

- blood pits

- needs a shower

Sanguinius

- perfect boy everyone loves

- died to give us 40k Christmas

Ferrus

- divorced, beheaded, died

- the hands are necrodermis akshually

- ate sand one time

Angron

- all of the Primarchs have the right to punch Big E in the dick forever, but Angron gets to go first

Guilliman

- spreadsheets

Mortarion

- abusive childhood even by 40k standards

- moth?

Magnus

- hot nerd with beautiful titties

- did nothing wrong the best he could with the information he had

Horus

- stabbed real bad one time

- toxic polycule

- kind of shocked at how little I know given he had a whole Heresy names after him

Lorgar

- Bible camp nerd

- Big E blew up his planet and he was way too okay with it

Vulkan

- big hugs

- perpetual? For some reason?

Corax

- hates Lorgar

- that's really it

Alpharius

- killed a custodes one time and nobody cared

- secret first primarch

Omegon

- bald

[chemos-factories]

Perterabo?

What about him?