#Peter nooo💀

[eleanorxart]

Marauders most recent emojis:

Remus: 💀🖕🙏🏳️‍🌈😎🔫

James: 🌞✨🙃🤟🏾💕🥴🥰

Sirius: 🖤🏳️‍🌈🤘🏻🤨💋👀😭

Lily: 💐✨🤩👌🏼🌻💜🪐

Peter: (Peter doesn’t use emoji’s)

[hanasnx]

peter's card declines when hes on a date with muffy reader (its not her fault she has expensive taste :((() so in order to regain some dignity and feel a little more manly after his girlfriend had to pay for the dinner he tried to take her out on, he takes her home and throws her around a little bit

why did he even try his card first 😭 he never learns. he tells you that it was the tip that did it for sure, he definitely checked beforehand that he had the money, there must have been a stray bill took it out last minute etc he’s got a basket full of excuses. but you’re just silently handing the waiter your card while you’re listening to your boyfriend scramble for an explanation. you knew full well that buying a full course meal with an appetizer, salad, some kind of entree you didn’t even bother finishing, and then dessert and multiple drinks and a full bottle of wine—there was nooo way your broke boyfriend had that covered for the both of you. but it’s okayyy he looks so cute like this :) so you’re watching him with a smile and your chin on your fist

and yea he always makes up for it <33 he didn’t even dress that nice he just threw on an old dress jacket over his normal jeans and flannel 💀 and he doesn’t bother taking anything off before he’s got you on your back on the bed, eating you out while you keep your heels on. telling you shit like, “thank you, baby,” in between spit soaked kisses on your kitty, stringing drool n pre cum out when he pecks your clit. you’re paying this man’s bills so you get princess treatment like this. you’re rolling in dough, but a guy who can fuck your brains out like this is in short supply 💅

[thepeaklegendoffirstgen]

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

I'm honestly stumped by how many people are buying into this theory 💀💀 because let’s be real. If this actually happens, the entire story will go down the drain. All the hype around James vs Gun? Gone. Narratively, it won’t make sense. James, being Daniel’s foil won’t add up to anything. Gapryong dies, and then what? The rise of a 1st generation legend? Kitae could’ve easily been that legend, but PTJ clearly didn’t go down that route.

James is now freely roaming around, doing whatever he wants, breaking free from Charles Choi’s hold. Do you really think he wanted to be a K-pop idol? Be honest. Sure, it comes with money and fame, but the fragility of that lifestyle is very, very dangerous for someone like James. I’ve said this before. Being a K-pop idol puts him under constant risk and scrutiny. And given how smart and capable he is, he could’ve excelled at anything else.

Also, I think the Seongji vs James fight should’ve been the end of this theory, but nooo 😂😂

That cocky redhead was acting like he’s all-powerful, an attitude only a teenage boy would have. Now people say, “But Charles in a young body gets the thrill of youth and freedom!” Sure, great argument. But having a younger body doesn’t mean you will act like you are the strongest even though you are not.

So, in the same breath, Charles wouldn’t be acting as cocky and reckless as James. Killer Peter is a perfect example. SPOILERS : Peter having a younger body doesn’t make him cocky. His previous experience makes him more formidable and mature. That should’ve been the case with James, too. Instead, James acts exactly like a teen who grew up in violence and is still navigating adolescence.

The most common excuse I hear is, “But they were never in the same room.” Really? They were, in the Aru arc and even in Jake’s backstory. CH 310:

And guess who else is in that room? Eugene. This dude has had his eyes on both Charles and James the whole time. He always questioned why someone like James worked for Charles. He dug deep and found out it was because of Gapryong’s murder that James was stuck under Charles’s leash. Eugene is smart as hell. He would sniff out any shady second body business in minutes. If he could uncover James, who committed a murder and was being blackmailed for it, he’d definitely figure out if Charles had a second body, especially if it was standing right in front of him.

Also, focus on the panels:

The “you” I highlighted refers to James. So when Goo says those two have been planning something on the side, it’s crystal clear.

Now fans are jumping to wild conclusions like “James is Charles’s conscious body”? Like... how did you even arrive at that? That’s pure headcanon. There’s zero evidence. Just vibes.

Honestly, I can’t see, no, fail to see why people believe James is Charles’s second body. Sure, the question arises: How does James know about the two bodies in the first place? But the truth is, we don’t know yet. And I’m not going to speculate baselessly.

What really pushed me to write this was a theory video claiming James is Charles’s second body, and that’s why he wants to kill the people in the pictures in ch 556. That’s probably the second dumbest thing I’ve heard after the James = Charles theory. Like omg !!! it’s so obvious. Those people know about Gapryong’s murder. Of course, James wants to eliminate them. It’s not that deep. Duh!

And let’s not forget, James despises Charles. He’s never shown even a sliver of positive feelings toward him. The only time he’s ever genuinely nice was with Crystal. But when it comes to her father? Anytime Charles is mentioned, James dodges it, like, “No, I’m not close to the chairman,” or he is scheming his downfall.

Why would you plot your own downfall if you were literally the same person? Just because you’re perfect? By that logic, Crystal should’ve thrown her small body away, too. Makes no sense. So this “dislike for your own body” idea? Nah. I don’t buy it 😬😬

Also, neither James nor Kitae seems like the final boss. Kitae’s path is obvious: Jake is either going to save him or end him. As for James, we’ll eventually get his backstory, understand his motives, and see how Charles screwed him over. But the one who’s actually going to wreck James isn’t Gun or Daniel. Best believe it’ll be Charles. And maybe then we’ll find out Charles has a second body, but it sure as hell won’t be James.

Narratively and thematically, the characters mostly driving the plot are Gapryong, James, and Daniel. And the root of all their suffering? One man: Charles Choi. Even Jake and Kitae are somehow tied him. So yeah, it makes sense, in the most straightforward way possible, who will be the last villain.

So overall ,

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

It’s honestly painful seeing two amazing, layered characters being reduced to this theory. Fans digging their own grave with it. And let’s not forget, fan theories almost never come true 😁😁😆😆 So I think I’m safe saying this won’t likely happen 😄😄

This was just me ranting. If you feel James is Charles’s second body, that’s your prerogative. I’m not targeting anyone, I just had to get this off my chest 🫠 Feel free to discuss or disagree.

At the end of the day, it’s all in PTJ’s hands. We can only sit back and let the story unfold.

But remember:

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

JAMES IS NOT CHARLES 2ND BODY

My husband is not that shitty monster. He’s another type of monster, yes😭😭 but Charles? 🤢🤢

James is just toooooo precious to me 😭😭❤️❤️💗💗

[zabala0z]

Hi, my name is Zabala0z and welcome back to “Local crazy girl listens to TMA s4”. You know me, I’m ur host, yada yada

MAG 142: Scrutiny

It is so crazy hearing Jon from another persons POV. Like damn there goes his humanity bit by bit. It does make me wonder cause he never mentioned this little incident in the tapes. Did he purposely leave it out? Or does he not remember this.

“Not nice being interrogated” I see what you did there 💀 Martins being a bit more mean. I support it

MAG 143: Heart of Darkness

I love having a clear timeline. Y’know I was never super scared of The Dark, it’s actually at the bottom of my ranking of “Which TMA entities would scare me the most” but after hearing about the ritual in such extensive detail…yeah no I get it. Also, yay Natalie! Still feel horribly bad for her. I really don’t like cults. (Too bad she’ll die 💀)

THATS WHY HE KIDNAPPED THAT BOY. To use him as a vessel. Which is crazy. I’m assuming the black fog coming out of Maxwells mouth was to like possess the boy, Callum- but that makes me think. Yeah, even though it didn’t get on Callum, it hit the other guy. The policeman. The one whose eyes went milky and died. Or I think he died. But what I’m thinking is that the possession was successful just with the wrong guy.

It sounds like Manuela is like the last person of the Peoples Church of the Divine Host. Also I love how Jon went, “man that’s beautiful. Anyways-“ and then the dark sun was extinguished. Or lit up? I don’t know but it’s funny anyways. Bye Manuela, you scared me.

MAG 144: Decrypted

Ah. The Extinction. Nice to hear a statement about it. I’ve been wondering if any of the previous statements were related to it, I might try to skim some.

Also nooo Martin ☹️ stop being an asshole. Anyways, bit scared on who this man Peter Lukas is bringing from out of the country. Is it one of his relatives? Nathaniel Lukas?

MAG 145: Infectious Doubts

Gertrude Robinson has all my respect. Genuinely, what a badass. “Maybe you choose a bad God” GET HIS ASS ‼️‼️ Honestly Arthur Nolan is like the most tolerable servant of The Desolation. Then he started talking about his tenants and I started feeling sick again but y’know maybe in another universe, him and Gertrude got drinks. Not as friends, just as weird coworkers or something.

The Web is so interesting. I’m so curious about it because it’s never attempted a ritual, and there’s not much on it. I wanna know Annabelle’s deal actually. Come on girl, you wear thrifted clothes, you can’t be that bad.

It’s so interesting to hear about the entities. Like Gertrude said, they probably don’t think at all but they do so much yet so little. Bitches. Also this proves my theory that all landlords are evil.

So happy Jack will be safe. Bro needs it. Literally everyone hates him and he’s just a dude 💀 I don’t feel any sympathy for Eugene. Hope he suffers more

Okay that’s all I got! Long post, sorry about that. I have a model UN thing over the weekend so my posts are gonna be as slow as ever sorry. Expect more fanart though

[hail-dondus]

🪓 Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Some Thoughts 🪓

I decided to rewatch NPMD (second day in a row 🙈) and wanted to write down some random thoughts and reactions because why the fuck not 😌

‼️ SPOILERS FOR NPMD BELOW ‼️

I loved this show from the second it started omg I love things about murder 🤭

“Riiiiichie… Riiiiiichie…” — kind of gave off IT vibes ngl

They really killed off Jon Matteson’s nerd character in the first 35 seconds 💀

“They twisted his nipples off 🤣” - WHY WAS HE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT

THE PROJECTION OF THE TITLE IN THE VICTIM’S BLOOD, STARKID HAD HELLA BUDGET FOR THIS SHOW 🙌🏻

“🎵I’m dead…the blood is arbitrating from my head🎵” needs to become a trending TikTok sound or something oh my fucking gOD

LAUREN YOU QUEEN 🙌🏻👏🏻 also living for that fucking wig

MARIAHHHHHHH 🎵❤️

Definitely felt the “High School is Killin’ Me” “I’m so fucking dead” in my soul even though I’m a full ass adult now

“I was deep in a Twitter fight about a problematic puppy” ROFL OMFG

Joey as Peter Spankoffski 😭👏🏻

ANGELA AS GRACE CHASITY HELL FUCKIN YEAH SHE IS EATING THIS PART UP

We all knew someone at school who snitched to the teachers lbh 💀

“So you don’t wanna be bullied?” “No, I wanna be invisible.” “…then why do you come to public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bow tie?” - PLEAAAASE 💀🤣

MICRO-PETER 😂💀

Joey taking off his glasses and going “oh god” under his breath, “IT’S NOT ACTUALLY A MICROPENIS”… oh he ATE the role, R*bert who?!?

“My titties are tenderised” - I MEAN SAME BUT-?!?

“I didn’t know you were funny.” “Neither did I.” “I like funny guys.” — I AM SORRY BUT IM ALREADY SHIPPING HARD

Actually obsessed with Richie’s hair and outfit like I can’t explain it other than I’m obsessed

IT’S MAX JÄGERMAN

“Ohh well there’s a difference between intent and impact - I learnt that at an anti bullying assembly last month, FUCK NUGGET” took me off guard tbh like I know I’m tired and easily surprised but still 🤭

GRACE CHASITY PROTESTING THE CO-ED HOMECOMING DANCE I CANNOT-

Jägerman is literally the archetype of the school bully jock who peaked in high school like omg but also he’s into Grace?!?!

“I run laps in the gym and I don’t want to slip on any SPUNK” - FUCKING HELL

“Can I carry your books for you?” “Carry my books? 🤢 I don’t think either of us are ready for that, I mean we’re only 18!”

“My little dirty girl.” — 😳😲😮‍💨

“I am only one man’s girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ!” — IM FUCKING HOWLING ANGELA KILLED THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE I CANT-

“I’m a literal monster!” - oh so Max is self aware then 🤔

“This is politics, Stephanie 🙄 learn to multitask!”

I love that Starkid keep casting Corey as Mariah’s dad?!?

Stephanie is apparently her father’s “October surprise”… so her birthday is in October, like Hannah Foster’s? 🤔

“Stephanie, please, I’d like to have an intelligent conversation with you - in other words, shut up” - DAMN WHAT A BURN

NOOO NOT HER PHONE 😰 (I am also addicted to my phone so I get it lol)

NOT STEPHANIE THROWING HER HAND BETWEEN HER PHONE AND THE HAMMER OMFG (same though)

Mayor Lauter really said “I don’t give a shit if you lie, steal or cheat to get your grades up, just don’t get caught” - spoken like a true politician

“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?!?” probably should not have resonated with me like it did 🤭

Peter trying to make a joke and Richie and Ruth not getting it is so relatable tbh

I’m obsessed with Ruth’s mushroom jumper tbh

“I just want someone to touch me… anyone, PLEASE” — ROFL (same girl)

“What was it like when she touched your arm?… DID YOU CUM?!?” — 💀💀💀💀

“You and Steph, it’s a fantasy - like a boy and his anime love pillows. It’s a beautiful dream, but I’ll never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms.” — I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

“I’m such a loser, telemarketers hang up on me” 💀😭

DID RICHIE JUST FUCKING SAY “NANI!” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT DEAL WITH THIS SHOW 🤣

Richie and Ruth climbing Pete like a tree and demanding to know what Stephanie is saying is so ridiculously funny 😆

“Really, Ruth? A Star Wars analogy? Need I go into why Attack on Titan is superior in every possible way?” — STARKID UNDERSTAND THE NERDS I LOVE IT

“You’re telling me I gotta be funny again?!? I didn’t do it on purpose the first time!”

“Pete, you’ve been given a once in a lifetime opportunity - someone’s willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening! This may never happen again!” — damn wish that would happen to me 😭🙈

Not Pete getting a boner during “Cool as I think I am” 🙈

Nooooo not Max finding Pete before he could go into the restaurant to meet Stephanie 😭

“I’m sick of your ssshhhhit!” — YES PETEY STAND UP TO HIM

The fact Max said “Rendezvous” as “Randay-Voose” 💀

The way it transitioned from “say your prayers” to the Chasity family going “AMEN” was PERFECTION

Grace’s father referring to his wife as “mother” is…something 💀

“He came up to me in the hallway and he asked if he could carry my books.” “Oh, Mark - I didn’t know that sort of thing happened at Hatchetfield High! Do you think you should call the boy’s father?” — ?!?!?!

“Mom, will you pass the butt stuff? The butter. Butter. Will you pass the butter? (Chuckles nervously) I just want some head and butter. BREAD! Bread! Bread and butt-sex to go with this big shaft of meat I’m gonna choke down. Oh boy…oh criminy!” - THE SCREECH I GAVE WAS UNHOLY

“I’ve just got some butterflies in my tummy; and they’re flying REAL low today” 😭💀🙈

GRACE FANTASISING ABOUT MAX IN THE BATH I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS

“Brewing up a big ol’ pot of dirty girl soup” - ABSOLUTELY NOT 💀

HES FUCKING SHIRTLESS WHAT THE FUCK-

“Everyone’s got their secrets, and this one’s mine. I love… Jesus! 😃” - this was when I definitely knew she was fantasising because ain’t no fucking way-

WAS THE DIRTY GIRL SONG SUPPOSED TO BE VIEWED AS HOT BECAUSE I AM VERY FLUSTERED AND CONFUSED AND TOTALLY VIBING WITH THE TUNE

🎵 DIRTY DIRTY GIRL WON’T YOU PRAY FOR ME🎵

You see, if Christian parents didn’t repress their teenager’s hormones and sexuality then MAYBE their teenagers wouldn’t resort to murder 🙃

Grace’s dad saying he’s going to get the plunger when she said she was doing a big poop 😭💀

Grace really thinks that impure thoughts only happen after marriage and I almost envy her innocence

“Money isn’t everything… looks are.” - yeah no that about sums people up in this day and age 😑

“We thought you were waifu material, but you’re just a bully” — NOT WAIFU MATERIAL 💀

PETE’S BLACK EYE NOOOO 😭🥺

Grace is kind of a psychopath and I’m loving that for her tbh

“I’m not comfortable with the plan if it involves that kind of language” but she’s comfortable with filming someone getting terrified and pissing their pants 💀

The “the place is not structurally sound” comment was DEFINITELY foreshadowing

“I get pus in my pits!” Jesus ☠️

🎵🤌🏻we’re gonna bully the bully🤌🏻🎵

“We’re gonna cut off his nips!” - what is with the obsession with n!pples in this show 😳

I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT KEEPING THE BEANS COOL

“You’re like super nice to me 😀” “…not really. I’m just doing the bare minimum here.” “You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.” “Oh, that’s sad!” — 😂😅🤣

“Okay, Richie, be honest… Am I reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda” — OH FUCKING GOD IM CACKLING

“You kinda look like that homeless guy from downtown” 💀 FOURTH WALL BREAK?!?

Max must be VERY drunk because ain’t no way he thought Pete was a ghost or Ruth was actually a skeleton 💀

“Grace, we gotta abort the plan, it’s not working!” “It’s working for me, he’s so violent! 😍”

Not Max actually being touched by them putting this whole thing together for him 💀 very much giving off himbo vibes and I love him for that

MAX FELL THREE STOREYS

Oh my GOD THE FUCKING MAKE UP ON MAX FOR HIS DEATH SCENE HOLY SHIT

“NERDY! PRUDES! MUST! DIE!” — oh hey it’s the name of the show! 😃 And also it was written on the wall in… oh 😳

“I did get a lot of incriminating footage of us luring him here with malicious intent!” - uh oh

“My god! We’re going to jail! And with my luck, no one will even bother making me their bitch!” — PLEASE 💀

“It wasn’t murder, and it wasn’t an accident… it was an act of God! 😇” - Grace is UNHINGED

“No more tickling in our mommy spots!” - OUR WHAT SPOTS?!?

“🎵🤌🏻 We’re gonna bury the body! 🤌🏻🎵”

“Oh no she’s snapping again”

“I just cut off his nips 😌” - again with the nips?!?

DAN AND DONNA 😃😃😃

“Two weeks of heartache” - cut to all of his classmates happy without his influence 💀

STEPH PASSED THE TEST! 😃

“Ya know, this is really your C+.” “Oh Steph… you can keep it. It’d really bring down my GPA.”

Steph asking Pete out to the football game 🥹😁 we love to see it!

GO GO NIGHTHAWKS! 😃🦅 (I know it’s an eagle emoji there’s no hawk emoji 🙈)

“N, I-G, H-T… *squawk squawk* Ks!” 👏🏻🙌🏻

Richie is the team mascot and they wanted/needed him in the huddle 🥹

They apologised for bullying him 😭👏🏻

“And we’d like to apologise in advance for if Max ever comes back, ‘cause we’ll probably go right back to doing it”

“Fuck Clivesdale! Fuck ‘em straight to hell! Assholes!” — AGREED! 👏🏻

I’m 90% sure Jon actually struggled with taking that mascot top off but it worked well with the scene so 😌

“I love being alive! 😃” — oh he’s so about to fucking die, isn’t he?

IT’S MAX CALLING FOR RICHIE HES BACK FROM THE DEAD

MAX’S COSTUME/MAKE UP IS AMAZING OH MY GOD 😌💅🏻

“Should’ve joined the smoke club you nerdy prude” — ANOTHER SMOKE CLUB REFERENCE

Every song on this soundtrack fucking slaps I LOVE IT

There’s not very many men that can pull off being absolutely absolutely fucking terrifying while dancing and singing across the stage but Will Branner managed it so kudos to him

The bit where Richie was repeating what Max said (“who will pray for me? When I’m gone?”) was INSANELY GOOD

“What did they find? You don’t say…you don’t say!” “What’d they find, dad?” “They didn’t say” - 💀

“Oh heck… I’m so hecking fudged”

“*relieved* Oh well we don’t know anything about that one!” “Or ANY one!”

“Maybe it’s a coincidence. People tell me to die every day!” — Okay why is Ruth kind of me 😭

THE FUCKING CAMEOS IN “HATCHET TOWN” ASDFGHJKL?!?! ZIGGY?! MAN IN A HURRY?!? GERALD MONROE?!?

“Ohhh I remember before the lockdown” - yeah me too 😅

THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES GOT ME HOLLERING 💀

Ruth walking onto the stage and into the spotlight 🥺 literally she was me this whole scene omg I relate so hard to most of what she said ASDFGHJKL

Lauren ATE that song up by the way

MAX KILLED HER BY WEDGIE-ING HER IN TWO AND THEN PUT THE PANTS OVER HER HEAD WHAT THE FUCK MAX 😭

Him telling her to “project” so those in the back row could hear her triggered me so bad as an actor omg 😳

Grace really accusing the entirety of Clivesdale 💀

As soon as the WWJD bracelet was brought up I KNEW what was going on 😭

“Who’s plan was it, Grace?” “It was God’s plan! And now he’s leaving me out to dry! Do something, you son of a bitch!” 💀😅🤣

Grace has lost her fucking SHIT and I fully support that for her

“Show Me Your Hands” musical refrain?!

BEANIES?!? PAUL AND EMMA?!? 😭😭😭 ITS FUCKING PAUL AND EMMA I CANNOT-

“Cup of roasted coffee” refrain too?!?

PAUL GAVE EMMA HIS NUMBER 😭❤️

PAUL + EMMA IN EVERY SINGLE TIMELINE, EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE-

“EXCUSE ME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL HAVE NOT RECIEVED MY GODDAMN HOT CHOCOLATE” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂 I FUCKKING CANT IM DONE

🎵”Don’t need a lover boy need a lover man / sure I’m a sapiosexual and you’re intellectual but I’ll cut my lover losses when I can” 🎵 — this song goes so hard omg

Grace pushing between them and shouting “leave room for Jesus!” 💀

“Do we need to get ahold of Ruth?” “Good luck getting ahold of her. Does your phone pls cover calls to hell?” “…Hell?” “She’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?!?” — 💀

Grace whipping out the gun and telling Steph to cool her beans was so iconic of her

“(Canadian accent) ‘Cause if I’m going down, you hosers comin’ with me, eh” — OH MY FUCKING GOD

Doesn’t shock me a cop would arrest Paul for zero fucking reason, fuck the police 💀

“All I wanted was to be a regular girl with no sexual desire until she was safely married 😭” the FUCK-

“Don’t comfort her, she’s fuckin’ weird” 💀

“I don’t give a shit who you kill - but you just had to go and do it in that house, didn’t you?” — Mayor Lauter really said “murder is fine but NOT in that specific house, you fucking idiots”

THE LORDS IN BLACK?!? 😃 WIGGLY AND BLINKY AND POKEY AND NIBBLY AND TINKY?!?!? FUCK YEAAAAHH

“She gave me head in her car - check it out!” *throws Miss Tessburger’s head onstage* — BRO THE FUCK

WELP I GUESS MAYOR LAUTER IS DEAD THEN?!?

“Detective Shapiro, are you a woman of faith?” “Catholic.” “I’ll take that as a no” — THE FUCK GRACE 😑

They’re really about to summon five otherworldly entities who are evil I’m-

The Summoning screams CRACK and I’m living for it

“Hello Fwendy-Wends” - SCREAMING LITERALLY FUCKING SCREAMING

“WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE” TOOK ME OUT ASDFGHJKL

SHE CHERISHES PETE 😭

“Pay the price or fuck off” 💀

Can I just say that I need would love a show specifically just about the Lords in Black fucking about and it’s Jon the whole time as Wiggly exactly as he was during the Summoning scene because that was AMAZING IM SHAKING-

The fact Pete cherishes Steph and she cherishes him oh my hEART 😭

“Hey Steph, if things were different, would you wanna come to homecoming with me?” “I’d like that, Pete. I’d really like that.” - SHUT THE FUCK UP NO 😭😭😭

Not Max saving Pete from being shot 💀

“So you do know the Bible!” — GRACE OMG IM SCREECHING HELP

“But Jesus never threw a football like you, Max” - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Max being confused about what dirty girl soup is and then being turned on when she explains 😭💀

“Take me, Max, right here on the 50 yard line!” — oh dear gOD

Max’s struggle over whether to kill Steph and Pete or whether to bang Grace omfg 😭😅

THE NOISES OFF STAGE OMFG WTAF 😭💀😂😅🤣

Grace got Max kicking his feet, twirling his hair, after one shag, just like a teenage girl 💀 I’m crying so hard with laughter I can’t cope with it-

GRACE GAVE HIM HER CHASTITY AND SACRIFICED WHAT SHE CHERISHED MOST ASDFGHJKL

PETE AND STEPHANIE AT HOMECOMING TOGETHER ASDFGHJKL ✨T H E M ✨

Grace choosing not to get the dance cancelled and she brought a date?!? That’s character development! 😀

She let Jason walk her home?!? O_o and then asked him to kiss her?!?!

“That was… absolutely disgusting! Really, Jason?!? Kissing on the first date?!?” Oh noooo 💀

“You’re a dirty perv, Jason”

SHES GOT THE FUCKING BLACK BOOK IS SHE SUMMONING THEM AGAIN

🎵DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE🎵

Well thIS TOOK A FUCKING TURN DAMN

Anyway, 11/10, immaculate, amazing, incredible, show-stopping, would recommend to everyone of course and will definitely be rewatching it a LOT 🪓

[ofallplaceswhythis]

tcoptp thoughts pt.21

we have finally reached the happy part of the chapter(s). hopefully.

james and regulus are dancing 💀💀 i just want to see the look on those aunties face afgeiueopis

'i hear jealousy gives you wrinkels - and you cant afford any more of those' remus ily

every good long wolfstar fic has to have atleast one scene of them dancing

'surely the tax incentives werent that good' remus ily

OH SHIT TRISH. AND BARTY?!?!

what the fuck is happening?

SKYLAR ?!?!! OH NOW ITS GETTING GOOD

....TOM LEFT?1242352346

god i just want to see barty's expression when he figures it out

why does lee pop up literally everywhere

....nah i didnt sign up for this kinda angst please

REGULUS?! I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS ON THE DRUMS

it is kinda funny that remus keeps assuming that regulus has a crush on lily

tom when i catch you tomny

k so now everybody loves them!! yayy

THEY GOT A DEAL THEY GOT A DEAL YES FINALLY FUCK

i mean i kinda understand peter tbh

sybill is just done.

HOLY FUCK REGULUS KISSED JAMES AND ITS UNREQUITED NOOO. SAVE ME FROM THE HEARTBREAK [im screaming. currently on the floor in PAAAAAAIN] (i dont think its actually that tragic and its good that regulus got some closure but my mind immediatly went into hardrive and started concocting tragic jegulus so ig that explains my "weird" ?? behavior)

THEY DID IT!! (also remus messing up because he was to busy looking at sirius has to be in every wolfstar fanfic

tom make up you fucking mind dude

HE NAMED HIS DAUGHTER AFTER REMUS! partly BUT STILL

tom and emma <33 and emma and remus <33

oh roger you sweet summer child

they know the words 🥹🥹

...the safe opened with sirius's birthday?!?! why???

oh giles you sweet summer child

the parent issues are strong with this one guys

TONYA?!?! YES FINALLY GETTING HER BACKSTORY

....... holfy fuck i need to go cry excuse me fuck

this is the official end of cadence...holy fuck. I need to go cry. I need more time to process

what the fuck just happened. holy fuck. my hands are literally shaking. i need to go do something... normal. fuckkk

this is the end guys <33 peace out!!! V

[poisonpercy]

Watching episode 2, here’s my thoughts

Stalker Annabeth and the “You drool when you sleep.” My girl!!

“PETER JOHNSON IS HERE!” Lol

“Yeah, Grover, I heard him the first time.” Mr. D is so funny. I feel like he’s severely underrated in book canon

“But did you?” Sassy Percy my beloved

“Excuse me your highness.” Lmao. I love how Mr. D cringed at that

Nooo not Mr. D messing with Percy and making him like that he’s Percy’s father 💀💀 Honestly, that scene is hard to watch. It’s too embarrassing for me lmao

The way that Chiron was just standing in the doorway is funny 🧍‍♂️

“Oh, no, Mr. D is not your father.” “I could be.” “Yes, but are you?” “Why must you ruin everything?” Lol Chiron and Mr. D are an underrated comedic duo

Mr. D telling Grover not to overthink it is cute. Glad to see that Mr. D’s care for the satyrs is present in the show

I like how Annabeth showed Percy around camp in the book. Chiron showing Percy around is fine, but it was better with Annabeth

Camp looks cool. It doesn’t look anything like how I personally imagined it, but I like how they made chb. The cabins look cool. A lot cooler than I ever imagined them lmao

Chiron’s horse ass 💀

The blue jellybeans 🥺

Luke my beloathed

IS THAR JUNIPER????! Or just some random wood nymph

Mr. D and Chiron as besties. You can pry that from my cold dead hands

“I assume that they would get really squishy or something. Like an old banana, maybe.” Yes, Grover, that’s exactly what would happen if a human was crushed to death. Grover’s not even wrong. His delivery of the line is just cute and hilarious

Mr. D is my favorite character so far. His casting is perfect imo. No notes

I like how they’ve done Percy’s nightmares so far. It’s kinda cool how the nigh are scenes are just there without any explanation so you as a viewer are like ??? but the moment you see Percy jerk awake you’re like “oh, nightmare!”

Luke explaining demigod qualities to Percy instead of Annabeth?? Please stop stealing roles from my girl

Hearing Luke speak makes me want to scream. I know what you are, Luke 😠

Clarisse!!! I love her. Her actress is so pretty

Badass demigod in a wheelchair doing archery. Ok, I absolutely love that!

Percy sucks at archery. Love my loser son

Percy in welding gear is so cute. He also sucks at it but at least he looks adorable

“Is there a Greek god of disappointment? Maybe someone should as him if he’s missing a kid.” Oh, Percy. He’s so relatable. Love this little dude

“They like the smell of begging.” Lmao

Percy burning the blue jellybeans to talk to his mom 🥺🥺 Percy saying he thinks he’s made friends. I just know Luke’s betrayal is going to hurt

“Ignoring me is one thing, but he doesn’t get to ignore you…I’m going to make him see us both.” Momma’s boy 🩷🩷

Clarisse’s delivery in the bathroom scene is so good. Love her

That being said, the bathroom scene is not great. Very underwhelming

Annabeth just stalking Percy is hilarious

Leah is such a good Annabeth. Absolutely love how she portrays her. That’s my daughter!!

“She’s my little sister.” Then why did you betray her, Luke. Why did you ask her if she loved you in the 5th book, Luke 😒

NO WHY ARE THEY PRONOUNCING THALIA LIKE THAT?!

The weapons and armor look so fake to me

Annabeth calling Percy sunshine is so cute wtf

ANNABETH FIXING PERCY’S STRAP ON HIS ARMOR!!!

Annabeth’s invisibility cap is so funny. I love it

The swords are so tiny??

Percy just by himself in the woods during capture the flag is so funny. He’s just a baby boy

I am once again saying that I love Clarisse. She’s perfect

Percy is doing so good during his fight in capture the flag. Also Clarisse’s scream when Percy breaks her spear is hilarious.

“Were you here the whole time?” “Yes.” STOP THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANNABETH

“I’m sorry.” *pushes Percy into the lake* Love that

Claiming scene is boring. The book does it better

Also no hellhound? What’s up with that? That’s kind of important

“Who stole it?” “You did.” “What?!” PERCY BABY I’M SORRY BUT THEY’RE FRAMING YOU. MY BOY IS INNOCENT (except for all the atrocities)

“I am Sally Jackson’s son!” “Who’s Sally Jackson?” “She’s the one that cared enough to call herself my mother!” <- I love momma’s boy Percy

I kind of wish Percy figured out Sally was still alive and wasn’t told. I like how they handled Percy accepting the quest in the book better. It felt more authentic to Percy’s character

Ok, I like this episode a lot better than the first one. They’ve changed some things around that I think they should have kept, but otherwise the show is looking good. There was not enough Annabeth in this episode. I don’t know why they are taking away all her roles and giving them to other characters, and I don’t like it. Give me Percy and Annabeth bonding before the quest or give me death. I still feel like the show is not doing a good job of showing me why I should care about the characters and the plot, but I have hope that that changes

[mangora]

Oh also here’s my notes from reading TTI chapters prologue through four hehe I don’t remember what any of these mean:

Prologue:

•Oh the baby teeth detail I love that

•He would drink white chocolate mochas

•I genuinely like that the show isn’t scripted but is still treated like a show, like that’s a nice touch

•Peter! :)

•I feel you sha-mod

•They’re holding hands thats so wholesome

•McLovin and Micheal beef?

•QUIRKED UP WHITE BOY

•I already like Joner and Jules

•AUSTIN!!

•Courtney and Patrick narrative foils?

•Scary is so silly

•Frollo stepping away from the women is killing me

•Is Kitty okay. Girl are you okay get out of the water!!

•Mal and Courtney beef???

•Bonnie 👍

•Scruffy is just like me fr

•I like Ass but their name being Ass is giving me psychic damage

•Max is already going to be babygirl I can tell

•Alex jumpscare

•Trans Staci? Just spitballing here

•O and Kelly friends? Please?

•Austin got fucking blown away??

•Caesar has this fruity little swagger about him that I love

•McLovin’s all alone :(

•Peter my beloved

•Do possums lay eggs?

Overall: Really enjoyed this, I think it’s a really good introduction to the characters, I’m super excited to learn more about them and the writing is really good!!

Chapter 1:

•I do not trust Mal what is she doing

•Is McLovin okay

•Fren?? Buddy?? Are you good??

•Get his ass Patrick

•Austin don’t do that

•I love Joner so much dude

•Julia my beloved

•Bibble real??

•The Staci bit is genuinely so funny

•Max is so toxic this is great

•If anything bad happens between Michael and Joner I will lose it

•Thinking abt an Ass and Patrick alliance

•Courtney deserves better man

•Okay Max is actually kind of slaying rn

•Max and Julia are already giving me mlm and wlw hostility energy

•Did he just call him a Square

•Why wasn’t Patrick on the chopping block he’s such a bitch lol

•Nooo I liked Fren :(

Overall: Another great chapter, I think the dynamic developing between Courtney, Mal, and Ass is super interesting! I’m also excited to see where Max and Julia’s characters go

Chapter 2:

•Max is such a hater

•Mal and Ass moment

•Bonnie and Caesar solidarity

•The fucking high five that’s so good

•The red face on Sha-Mod’s cutout too god holy shit I love this

•I’m a Patrick lover first

•I want breadsticks too

•Never change Mal

•McLovin and Courtney talking is healing me

•Wait Austin and Kelly are kind of cute together

•Get his ass Joner

•Oh that’s so cute

•Them turning to Max 💀

•Patrick is a Madonna enjoyers holy shit

•I like this alliance. I really like this alliance dude /gen

•I’m punching the floor I love Joner so much

•Dude what the fuck happened between Mal and Courtney and should I be afraid

•NOT LEVITICUS 18:22

•How have they been up for 50 hours what the hell

•Nooo Joner

•HE JUST CALLED HIM GAY??

•This is so funny oh my god

•YO THATS FUCKING AWESOME

•I really like Caesar now dude thats a choice move

•He’s sleeping on Bonnie’s shoulder 🥺

•NO

•NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

•JONER?? OVER FROLLO????

•I’m going insane I’m gonna spit I’m gonna throw up I’m gonna cry

•JONER??????

Overall: The relationships and dialogue in this episode were super fun, I felt like we got to know a lot of the characters better. Joner leaving made me incredibly sad but I think that just reflects how well built-up and likable his character was in a short amount of time

Chapter 3:

•Caesar :)

•Patrick is so real

•Tfw your teammate gives you candy because you lost a lawsuit??

•Kitty is such a Cryptid I love them

•Whoever hit Frollo ily

•GET IT PATRICK

•Mal is so cool??

•How is Staci so good at this what the fuckkk

•Bonnie lore!

•Fujoshis are serving cunt in this challenge

•Peter’s autistic eyes

•Is Mal trying to sabotage them?

•”Prove my worth” Oh Peter :(

•KELLY YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THEM

•Is throwing from the ceiling legal

•YOOO SCARY IS SLAYING THATS SO NEAT

•Poor Peter :(

•Yo that is a big ass alliance also Kelly and Austin are so cute

•Staci and Scary friendship!

Overall: Another banger episode, Mal especially was super interesting, I have no idea what her intention was but regardless sabotage is always interesting. Also the Kelaustin(?) is fire and all the characters are just really cool and fun

Chapter 4:

•Scruffy is like Millie and I mean that in a very good way

•Don’t be a hater Court

•”Intelligence is always impressive” yea ok Max just kiss them already

•”Under 30 minutes” dude

•Patrick and Kitty is making my brain Work

•GET IT MCLOVIN

•GET IT SCRUFFY dude that’s insane

•Nooo Patrick!! I liked him :(

Overall: Dude I love this chapter so much, Courtney and McLovin’s friendship and the mounting issues with Mal are both so good. Also Scruffy’s spelling skills, mwah, god tier detail and win. I’m sad Patrick’s gone, he was my babygirl, but him finding Kitty of all people to be impressive and then losing because of it was like surprisingly cute and tragic? Autistic alpha male tsundere x full-on cryptid is a god tier dynamic that I’ve never considered before. I want good things for them

[leewonkyeom]

Omg wait that's actually a really good way of coming up with usernames! I kinda figured out that won-kyeom part and I was not sure about the Lee being dino because y'know there are a lot of lees in k-pop now I'll just combine k-pop idols names whenever I need to come up with new usernames!

Naurr chan 😭 but i kinda agree i think most of the carats who are in their 20s mostly see chan as their lil bro?? (Atleast the ones I have met) Or literally a child cuz most fanfics and smaus I've read about cheol and hannie they are either basically chans parents or they just bully him 💀. but I have to admit he's kinda bias wrecking Nonie these days (but he could never replace jeonghan in my heart T^T) BUT SHUA OMG he's a real fucking threat to both of us cause he did the impossible: bias wrecking Jeonghan. Like stop pls 😭😭

You have irl carat friend 😭😭 you're luckyyyy and omg comparing you to dk when he does something awful is something a friend would do lmao but hey atleast she's comparing you to the one and only SEOKMIN 🤩 a win is a win! my army friend (who also watches svts stuff sometimes) said me and hannie are really similar (y'know when we cause problems on purpose and cheat in games...match made in heaven fr 😍)

OMG YES PLS A SPIDERMAN AU 🛐 please write it if you could I'm on my knees begging (if you aren't busy ofc) i feel like this au would suit Nonie a lot (for obvious reasons) he kinda fits the loser (affectionate) nerdy Peter Parker vibes like him being the Spiderman is going to be the death of me and hear me out i think Jeonghan would also thrive in this au but he's Gwen Stacy/ Mary Jane and the reader is the spidercreature 😼 who else do you think fits in this au?

I get not watching movies often i also sort of re watch old movies again and again but If you watch the movies i recommended with your dad watch Chungking express! Fallen angels kinda has a suggestive scene (nothing too crazy but still)

Ahh thank you <33 Ida is also such a cute name!! My name is sort of a reference to the character Jolyne Cujoh

like i made this wayyy back in 2014 or something😭 and i think my og name was ohbyundae, for sehun, baekhyun and chen😭 and i've just kinda stuck with it for kpop usernames since korean names are so easy to combine and i suck at coming up with names lmao. but yesss!! it could obviously be jihoon or dk as well, but chan is who i had in mind

nooo i'm 21 and i love chan sm😭 like when they debutes i didn't think he was that hot, since he was so young. but nowadays???? man that man is ON FIRE. i'm still not over the back it up performance😭😭 literally fighting people for his pcs as well cause they're all so good. i have a few fics (wips) with chan as brother figure, but only because he's such a good brother😭😭

shua is the bane of my existence atm😭 love and hate it sm😭😭 cause he is literally perfect

well, i made her slip into the diamond life, but thirst traps on tiktoks were a lot of help as well😭 i think the shadow clip of mingyu and cheol in the rain is what got her in the end. but yess, i feel really lucky😭

exactly😌😌 i see myself in him as well so i get it. but omggg getting compared to hannie is the dream😭😭 like love him so much, that is peak !!

the way i went to my notes to write it down after i replied to your last ask... and wrote that vernon should be spider-man👀👀 but lnao shouldn't reader be a gwen stacy/mj version😭😭 i was thinking i might do a full on avengers au, with all of svt having some sort of super-power but we'll see. i have a lot of other ficd lined up first😭😭 but i would love to discuss it some more !!

the way i could straight up watch porn in front of my dad i do not think he would care 😭😭 like i'm from scandinavia so sex and whatever is really natural for us (although i only got through one episode of sex education with him in the room, mostly for my own sanity) but thank you for the heads up !!

thank you♡♡ ida is just my irl nickname, i didn't even think about coming up with an alias😭 and yes!!! omg i love jojo !!!!

[clown-is-lonelyy]

Across the Spiderverse thoughts (SPOILERS!!)

Finished watching the movie now :D

* Getting slapped by outstanding visuals, my favourite :DD

* Seriously these opening scenes are GORGEOUS

* LOVE Gwens webslinging

* God Vulture looks so sick!

* The movement of everybody is so cool

* I am not above having every point on this list be an appraisal of this movie.

* THAT ENTRANCE

* What?

* Oh he’s a vampire?

* Come onn the painting style for Gwens universe is so 💕✨💖❤️😭

* These backgrounds are making me feral

* Here we go >:)

* Don’t know what to say about the Spot, like, Look at him

* Nooo the apology video 💀💀

* Still not getting over the Spot’s pathetic behaviour xD

* Oh Miles roommate already knows

* LOL THAT FRAME OF JEFFS FACE THERE XD

* Sad I got spoiled on the bagel man being the Spot but damn that’s still hilarious

* VENOM 2018 JUMPSCARE NOOO

* Lego peter is seriously a part of this too lmaoo

* Gotta be honest, it did not click for me that this Gwen was Gwen Stacy. I always thought it was just a different Gwen lol

* Here he comess :D

* The MAN He’s here!!

* Ohhh here’s the other guyy (I should really use their names actually)

* Just wanted to say that everyone is amazing, love them all <3

* Yoo MCU Prowler??

* Yayy ol Petes back!

* GAHH All these movie cameos 💀💀💀💀💀

* “My dad’s about to be captain…” AARGHHHHH

* Spectacular Spiderman???

* Hobie. The Goat.

* *Sign* Come on with that meme

* Wanna appreciate all the work for all of these spider peeps, don’t think anything is gonna top this for a while

* Goddd these colouurrrsss lemme move to Gwen universe please

* OOOOHHH THAT TWIST HOLY SHITT

* God I’m just losing my mind right now holy crap

* I love Hobie so much btw

* OOOHHHH HOOLLLYY SHIITTT

* I CAANNTTT

* THAATT HOW ENDS WHAATTT??!!?!!

Okay, now that that’s over. 100/10 movie. Very good. I’m very shook rn so I’m just ending it off here.

[lavalamp-juice]

That's very funny when you think about it 💀

I've never understood why most modern day Spiderman's make their own web fluid. Spiderman having his own web fulid was I'm pretty sure that it's something the director of the Tobey Maguire movies came up with because he didn't think it was believable that Peter would balance school, a job, gf, family, spiderman-ing, AND making web fluid. I think that is perfectly reasonable! A trend that should have followed

Something that Tom Holland Spiderman also does have is spider sense, extra strength, and wayyy more durability. (But idk pretty basic for any spiderperson) What really got to talk about is how Miguel O Hara has nooo spiderman powers, no spider sense,no clinging, and no webs.

random spiderman vent

I love Tom Holland and all but his spiderman is so stupid to me. So, you're telling me that he got bit by a spider, but all the powers he got were sticky? Thats it????? I feel like the whole point of spiderman is that he can shoot webs out of HIMSELF like Toby Mcguire's spiderman??

What makes this even worse is that most of his super cool powers (until the ending of No Way Home) are just technology from Tony Stark or whatever.

[BTW I've only watched the spiderman trilogy and the iron man movies from the Marvel franchise, so I definitely missed a couple things here]

[allkinds-oftrash]

The Crown S5E9 Commentary

Non-Spoiler Review: THIS EPISODE!! This episode had the Peter Morgan writing I have loved for The Crown since S1 and that went all out in S4. I’ve been missing this spark all season and he FINALLY got it back after 8 episodes - s i r why. So far, this and Mou Mou have been the best written episodes of the season. We deserved more punchy episodes like this especially in highlighting the media war between Diana and Charles. But phew what a way to showcase the end of their marriage. I really really loved the writing of this episode! 

Spoilers Under The Cut 

The fallout of the Interview!! This should be juicy

I always appreciate how Peter Morgan uses other people or events to parallel against what's happening in the family at the time. It's just such a clever narrative device and works every time!

Also ohmygod Couple 31 - they're going to be the 31rd couple on the divorce docket aren't they!

LMAO LIZZIE WROTE THEM A LETTER TELLING THEM TO DIVORCE HSKDHJD Only took you 14 years Lizzie I'm cackling "To request a divorce" HSJDJDJ I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING Like this is so sad but also it was a long time coming and they all deserved to be free from the marriage

Oh nooo Patrick and Dr. Khan WHY 😭😭 Patrick was always there for her too dammit I mean the separation was always going to lead to a divorce Di But I can't help but still feel sad for her sigh Not the fucking press hounding her outside her therapist's office too wtf??? She deserves to drain him for all he's worth Lord knows she'll put that money to good use with her charities more than the BRF ever will

Well Camilla's prophecy from S4 came true - wasn't so much a prophecy but a prediction Girlie is the villian now and being hounded by the press Lmaooo not Charles getting her a PR expert to protect her image

LIZZIE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKING POOR JOHN MAJOR THEIR DIVORCE MEDIATOR SHDKJDJD Mans really became their babysistter-therapist-marriage AND divorce counsellor this season huh This is too funny pls All the previous PMs have had serious political reports to give her And this one who I like the most so far despite him being a Tory, is set up to put out personal fires for the Royal Fam I can't stop laughing Not him listing all the suitable candidates with such obliviousness and then Lizzie drops the bomb hskdjkd

Lizzie: "What about you"

John Major: "Me?"

I DIED Johnny Lee Miller I LOVE YOU The Crown is ✨a comedy✨ yall Not her comparing this divorce to the conflict in Northern Ireland Elizabeth STOP IT Yeah he is easy to like and trust and I hate it cos he's a TORY Lmao well Lizzie he can't really say no, can he. Who the hell is going to say no to the Queen of England dhdkkds Omg he's into it?? Just cos she used the word umpire John babes don't you have a country to run?? Not his family feeling neglected 💀💀 Occupational Hazard things I guess

This Irish couple is going THROUGH IT Ngl I like these divorce couple breaks in the episode. It's really interesting

Okay Mark stop lying you can hate her too Lmao okay Camilla you made the consistent choice to do so loving him and in the process tagteamed with your lover to bully and manipulate a 19 year old so yall do not get off that easy

God this conversation is depression to watch now that she IS the Q word Also again with the "word" although in this case I get it. Better than the divorce conversations with Andrew dkdkkdkd LMAO THE CALLBACK TO TAMPONGATE I'M SCREAMING God Charles is being such a baby

John Major is really good at this I'm shook Not this motherfucker telling her never to speak publicly abt what she went through Basically paying her off to be silent LMAO DIANA "If he's hoping to stuff my mouth and hoping I gag on it, then that sum better be 8 figures and start with a 3" W H A T A L I N E

Not them sucking up to the Spin Doctor shdkjdd this is so funny

OH this dentist and hygienist's age gap and dynamic is PEAK Diana and Charles This was sad to listen to

Chucky I KNOW you're not flirting with your ex wife right now what is wrong with you Also ALL her looks are iconic "Natural" Okay stfu Chucky Yeah you never said nice things ever Chuck She's right you got everything you ever wanted He's being too nice I do not trust it nor him

Lmaooo he doesn't remember where the kitchen is She's right buddy you were never happy here This is the first time he's ever said anything I agreed with: "Why doesn't one eat scrambled eggs all the time" He's right they are a vibe

Charles: An audit of the marriage Diana: An autopsy I LOVE IT

Holy fuck this is a brilliant piece of writing Just wowow this conversation is so snappy and tight THIS is the kind of writing I've been wanting all season

It might have been mean Di but it's true the mans has always been old He has Old Energy nothing wrong with that jajjsks Lmao she called him old once and he got upset 💀💀

"You do know there was always love there" Okay Mr "Whatever In Love Means" Charles is odd wanting Di to say her name God this is a painful conversation Ofc Chucky is throwing a tantrum Not the "Ask my parents" line 💀💀

Dominic's Charles feels more restraint I can't decide if that's a good or bad Like Josh went OFF Dominic even while yelling doesn't feel as visceral?? This was an autopsy indeed Okay sorry but that was such a bad crying shot - should have just kept it a wide from the start

Lmaooo NOW the divorce court is full of the press after being empty I mean I know why it's just funny it was just the lawyers for the other couples who weren't even there and now the whole court is full They weren't even there 💀💀 Also omg imagine the person finalising THE Wales' divorce - w i l d shit Damn to end it on their wedding procession that was A Choice

Now onto the finale!

[cherienymphe]

Omfg did Peter knock up reader?? 💀💀 homegirl should’ve taken a plan b asap 😭😭

Nooo she's not knocked up

[highlighter-goblin]

Why does the disabled chick look like a teen but sound middle aged?

Oh look it’s the seven dwarv’ents.

This short kid sounds like the do the roar kid.

Short kid is a little shit. I hate him.

Oh god I’m scared for this is the thanks I get. That song makes me wanna kill myself.

OoOoOoO wOw SpHeReS aNd BoOkS!

Oh god it’s the magic dickwad.

Ohhhh she’s “qWiRkY”

“I CaRe ToO mUch” babes that’s autisim.

OH SHIT DEAD PARENTS CLUB! SHE HAS A DEAD DAD!

Oh yay the sphere room 🙄

This is a lullaby, not a song in a musical. Also still shit lyrics.

Hey I’ve had a good idea! Take a shot every time you hear a shit lyric or see/hear a reference to a past movie! Let’s see how wasted we get!

Mid harmonies.

He’s getting sketchy…

Oh wow scar ass moment.

Man I wanna punch his smug ass narcissistic ass face.

God he’s such a prick.

HELL YEAH FACE CAKE!

There’s always next time… 💀

I’m bored already.

These songs are so fucking bland.

She can’t really sing.

Yeah these songs sound AI generated.

And THIS was meant to be the next let it go??

Oh yay time for marketable plushie star thing!

I wish they kept the twink version of the star… 🥲

Ok the star thing is pretty cute.

OH SHIT NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUSHROOMS

Oh no…

The goat now sounds like a middle aged man. Yayyy…🙄

The squirrel is singing? And the trees? And the whole ass fucking Forrest?

Another shit song.

“YEYSSS”

What the fuck goat guy?

The deer is a stoner?

Disco in the Forrest

WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I ARE! I FOUND IT!

“Thanks for not eating me John.” “No worries Bambi.”

Bwahhhhh! “Careful my mother was shaved for that yarn”

ARSON!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh no the spooooky book…

🎶he’s eeee-villll🎶

Oh my gosh the star is acting like my little brother!

Aww he made himself a widdle costume 😍

Did you see what just came out of that ones bu-?

Nooo don’t take the chickens 😢

What are you? Five?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING???? SPONTANEOUS CHICKEN DANCE NUMBER????? THEIR JUGGLING EGGS?????

Awww the star gave the boy who lost his wish a widdle heart!

This is the most dysfunctional friend group ever.

God he’s acting like fucking hitler.

Heheh fire 🔥

Awww ok I love star. Everyone else on the other hand…

Oh no…

This song…

Kill me.

What a dick.

These lyrics make no sense.

Oh so that’s why the video looks like that! To avoid spoiling the plot!

14 out of what? Looks like a population of at least 10,000.

Worlds worst villain song.

Dictator? More like DICK-tator!

Oh shit he just killed part of her soul!

YAY ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER!

I’m playing Roblox too this is so boring.

PLEASE PROTECT THE BABY

Oh yay angsty self sacrifice

“Happy birthday raven!” “I can’t swim!”

More soul sacrifices!

PLEASE LET HIM ACCIDENTALLY (or intentionally) CAUSE HiS WIFE TO DIE!

KILL HER! KILL HER!

Oh wow fairy godmother fit reference.

BACKSTABBED BY YOUR FRIENDS! Heh, I know how that feels! (Oops trauma dump!)

Heh the star made himself a widdle mustach!

Oh no he’s making evil minions now…

WHY DOES THE GOAT KEEP DOING BUTT STUFF????

WAIT THE SHORT ONE IS CALLED GOBBO???

Oh no. Not another song…

Pfft it’s a serious song and star is goofing off like baby groot at the start of GOtG vol.2

YAASSS REVOLT!

Come on Queenie say I wanna help!

*star giggles like a chew toy*

YES DO KICK OUT THE SHORT ONE

Peter Pan, Mary Poppins, sleeping beauty, all dead.

HOW THE HELL DID FIVE TEENAGERS AND A GOAT FIT IN A ONE CUBIC METRE SPACE????

Babes the best way to rid this dude of evil is a good old tactic called ‘bullet to the brain’

The goat can’t count…

Pfft deer in headlights joke

Yeah jump to your potential death…

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Bro just got takled by a bear!

‘Here lies billy, mauled to death by rabbits’

Nooo don’t hurt the baby 😢

NOO THE BABY 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE BABY IS DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU MAGNIFICO 😡😡😡😡

“There is no Santa, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England” ass speech

COME ON START A REVOLUTION FOR STAR! THEIR THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT!

COME ON GIVE ME BLOODSHED!!!

Worlds shittiest reprise.

COME ON SAVE STAR SAVE THE BABY

COME ON STAR YOU CAN COME BACK JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON!

YES STAR IS FREE!!!! THE BOI IS SAFE!!! AND MAGNIFICO IS DEAD! (Sorta)

Wonder how many wishes involve goin’ down to pound town?

Knockoff overweight kristoff your apology means nothing you backstabbing prick

Short guy still being an ass.

KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

Aww old guy’s wish came true!

Oh god the goat’s wish is just zootopia.

Bippity boppity boo bitch.

I would have loved twink star boy but toddler personalitied dog toy works.

WAIT TJE GOAT IS ONLY TJREE WEEKS OLD?????

Of course the most obvious hidden Mickey ever.

Soundtrack 2/10

Charachters 1/10

Star 10000/10

Visual design 4/10

Writing 2.5/10

Overall (minus star bias) 2.4/10

This sucked. Except star. I love star. Then again I like Pokémon like snom and grubbin. Smol, round, and goofy.

Also I’m pretty sure if I made this a drinking game I would have died of alcohol poisoning by now.

Yes Disney reference all the beloved franchises your grubby little corporate mitts bought.

Ok bye.

Gonna try and watch Disney’s Wish. Give me luck and give me strength

[endversewinchester]

Sirius you are literally not helping yourself 💀 no wonder they added Remus telling you to shut up in the movie.

NOOO YOU MADE HIM CRY HARRY PLS DONT

James truly meant the world to Sirius, and Lupin had him back for about 20 minutes but he’s already protective “I know they are your parents but stop making him relieve these things, Harry”.

Which fits with him not wanting Sirius to receive the kiss earlier (even when Remus thought he was guilty). Yes, he has personal feelings towards Sirius but he is a very kind hearted person.

God he really cried. End me.

Lmao “bickering like an old married couple” definitely came from this interaction.

Oh shit

This is cool exposure as to who Peter is as a person, but also to how Azkaban works. Sure. Sirius can have been listening from his own cell (screaming in their sleep) but considering he means multiple people (they all think you’re dead) I’d think the prisoners are allowed some yard time or something.

I winced when she called him that and not because she was being nice to him, but because of the weight of that family name lol. All the fics…. Just call him Sirius, Hermione.

🖤🖤 I feel so sad for him.

Imagine being so close to someone that even after 12 years of endless torture and brainwashing you still care about them deeply enough to fight your way out.

[boba-beom]

aw no )): how are you taking care of yourself now? drinking tea? resting? you don't have to if you don't want to, but i would suggest taking one or two paracetamols when you start to feel bad in the evening🥺 aww that's so nice omg i'm glad you had such a good time!!🥺❤️ any movies you recommend? well, the day after i flew in, my throat started hurting super bad, but i just thought it was because i slept together with my mom and her room is usually very cold due to the balcony she has. and then as my symptoms got worse with my nose getting stuffy and coughing, i ended up having a fever for three days straight as well and finally took a covid test a week after my symptoms appeared and turns out it was covid💀 i was sick with it for around 8 days and just felt extremely exhausted and dizzy, but luckily both of my parents were there to take care of me🥺 my sister also flew in eventually and it was just me being a devious little devil around her HAHAHAH i swear i love annoying her sometimes.

but yeah i did go to the market before flying home!! i had such an amazing time and ate a lot🥺 but yeah my sister said that i probably got covid from there and it only activated itself after i flew home :// it makes sense in a way because where i'm from covid is basically dead there's barely any cases maybe like 2-3 a day in total or none at all.

HAHAHAHA I FIND THAT SO FUNNY U JUST LOOKED AT TAEHYUN AND U WERE LIKE "yeah okay👀😳" AND THEN YOU SAW THE REST. NAH CAUSE I WAS NOT PREPARED EITHER I SWEAR THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED 😳😳😳 i literally need life support now because of them. OMG YES I SAW THE NIGHTMARE CONCEPT PHOTOS ARE SOOO COOL!! i couldn't take my eyes of hueningkai and taehyun during those photos, that concept suited the both of them so well!! also pink haired tyun i love him sm🥺❤️ but hueningkai is really embodying this concept so well ahh he looks so good🥺❤️ BUT YEAH THE BACKGROUND OF THE PICS REALLY LOOKED LIKE PETER PAN'S LAYER IN NEVERLAND👀👀👀 i can't wait for the release😭😭 DID YOU SEE THE CLIP OMGGG IT'S SO COOL

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY 😭 but yes I'm feeling much much better now compared than a couple of weeks ago. I only just started to feel better in the middle of last week. I continued taking paracetamols and attempted to sleep early lmao but the movies we watched!! we watched a lot of disney which were the camp rock movies, teen beach movie movies, sonny with a chance series, disenchanted omg I loved that one, but I will forever love enchanted a little bit more hehe

omg nooo at least you had your parents to look after you too! how are you feeling now? and it would make sense if you caught covid from the market since you're out in the cold it doesn't help if there were a lot of people too.

YES I DID SEE THE CLIP! honestly, I'm just super excited for this comeback already 😭 imma miss pink hair taehyun, from the tiktok preview of sugar rush ride his hair was blonde, so i'm assuming he may change his hair colour, and i'm hoping it's like a periwinkle blue OMG just the thought of blue-haired taehyun 🥹 though it could just be him topping up the pink again WE'LL SEE. as for the album preview, these songs are tickling my fancy as they're starting to enter my favourite genre and just starting to tip toe into hip hop(?), r&b(?), but nonetheless I'm super excited for their choreos!! how about you? what did you think of the album preview?