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the-most-humble-blog · 7 months ago

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🔥Taylor Swift: The Queen of Post-Nut Clarity Revenge Anthems

Feminist Warfare in a Sundress 💀

You ever notice how every single one of Taylor Swift’s songs boils down to the same tired, manipulative script?

🔹 “Is my boyfriend famous enough to be worth a song?” If not, abort breakup track. 🔹 “Is feminism at an all-time high?” If not, delay victimhood until further notice. 🔹 “Is misandry trending?” If yes, drop another ‘men are the problem, not me’ anthem.

Taylor isn’t just writing music—she’s leading a billion-dollar, anti-male psyop with a guitar and a Starbucks in her hand.

Modern female warfare doesn’t use swords anymore—it uses breakup anthems and mass gaslighting.

Step 1: Pick a Dumb Enough Dude to Think It’s a Real Relationship

He needs to be just famous enough to generate media headlines.

If he gets more popular than her, now we have a problem.

If he’s a politician or cultural threat? Time to offer a ‘private concert’ in his hotel room.

(Diplomatic blowjob with a side of "swallowing the olive branch" to secure peace talks.)

It’s not romance—it’s a calculated chess move. Taylor Swift is female warfare wrapped in acoustic heartbreak.

Step 2: Weaponize Private Conversations for Profit

🚨 RULE #1: NEVER Admit You’re the Problem. 🚨 RULE #2: Make the Poor Bastard’s Private Confessions the Chorus.

Taylor Swift doesn’t date men—she recruits them for the next album.

Cheated on him? Oops, he didn’t appreciate my free spirit.

Nagged him into therapy? He’s just intimidated by a strong woman.

Drove him into depression? Perfect, time to make his trauma a Billboard #1 hit.

Because why work on yourself when you can cash in on simps and man-haters?

Step 3: If the Male Opponent Gains Popularity, Deploy ‘Swift-ian Diplomacy’

If a politician, actor, or male public figure gets too powerful, suddenly, he gets a ‘personal invite backstage.’

If he won’t fold to the feminist overlords, the next move is to imply he’s emotionally abusive in a song and let Twitter do the rest.

If that fails? Fake feminist empowerment collabs until the problem disappears.

And if all else fails? Offer a "private summit" featuring the legendary "olive branch swallow" special. 🎤👄

(We call this the "Prostate Relief Peace Offering.")

Step 4: Target Politicians, But Only the Unpopular Ones

The misandry playbook says you must align with any political movement that boosts your brand.

If a politician disagrees with you? Label him a toxic male oppressor and weaponize your fanbase against him.

If he starts gaining popularity despite your feminist anthems? Whoops! Time to schedule a one-on-one meeting with a “happy ending.”

If he accepts the backroom peace treaty, it never happened.

If he refuses? Drop a song about “how scary and aggressive” he was behind closed doors.

Because nothing says "girl power" like weaponizing sex for social and political influence while pretending to be oppressed.

Step 5: Always Be a Victim, Even When You’re the Villain

Taylor Swift’s entire existence is proof that modern feminism is just rebranded narcissism.

She can date up to 12 men publicly, and it’s self-exploration.

If a man does the same? He’s a misogynistic whore-monger.

If she gets dumped? "He was too immature to handle her."

If she dumps him? "She outgrew his toxicity."

But never, under any circumstances, admit that maybe, just maybe, she’s the problem.

🔥 Final Verdict: Taylor Swift Isn’t Singing Love Songs, She’s Writing Corporate-Sponsored Hate Speech Against Men

🚨 Taylor Swift isn’t making breakup anthems—she’s running a multi-million dollar feminist propaganda machine. 🚨 She isn’t writing love songs—she’s crafting weaponized heartbreak and mass gaslighting, one chorus at a time. 🚨 She doesn’t date men—she recruits album inspiration and dumps them after the PR campaign writes itself.

She isn’t a girl boss. She isn’t a feminist icon. She’s the CIA of ex-girlfriend terrorism.

If you’re a man with a dick and a public reputation, congratulations—you’re her next single.

🔥 REBLOG If You See Through the Feminist Bullshit. 💬 COMMENT If You’ve Ever Seen a Woman Pull This ‘Victimhood & Vagina Warfare’ Tactic IRL. 🚀 FOLLOW If You Want More Unapologetic Reality Checks Disguised as Jokes.

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spacefi3nd · 10 months ago

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Before u ask me i actually dont evn know why I like bounce boy so much it's becoming an issue. Anyhow .. here's a little drabble of my king getting sum barely legal ass why ,??? cause it's been haunting me evr since I thought of it . @x-neurotoxin-x

do I need to give warnings ?? I'll do it tho - erm .. dub con bordering non con ?? Errr b boy is like 20 n my oc is 16 so .. age gap? Stalker .. manipulation .?? . thigh fuckinv .. groping um just alot of something idk. .. mutually screwed up

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It was late , really late . The neighbourhood was practically empty . No screw that it /was/ empty the only signs of life where the faint buzzing of the street lights and the odd twinkling sounds of convience stores door being pushed open .

Despite all that Bounce Boy still had a job to finish his patrol - then , then he could go home to his shitty apartment and rest.

The thought almost made him swoon with joy .

Today had been a paticularly demanding day - petty thieves , robbers , villians of all the sort- not a second of rest and it had left him feeling irritated and sore .

Plus ... he caught a silhouette in the corner of his eye and inwardly groaned . Something- no- somebody had been tailing him and he was pretty sure they weren't going to leave him alone.. he sighed to himself.

Might aswell get this over and done with .

He continued his clueless act as he mused over his options . He was looking for a little stress relief.. somebody to just beat the shit out of .. woah . The thought sent a jolt of excitement down his spine .

Today had been so shit . He'd so earned it and this person had been stalking him so it wouldn't even be his fault !

His next movements were sudden and quick the figure barely had time to react as his limbs stretched out unnaturally , wrapping around and dragging them closer ..

"Wait! Wait! O-one second!!" He squinted at the voice trying to make out their appreance - pale yellow hair with black roots , scarred face? Yikes. mismatched eyes- aannd a school girl . Shit !

He had wrapped around her the other already drawn back into fist and he twitched with frustration as he lowered it unwinding himself from her .

What a bummer . He couldn't help but feel a twinge of disappointment . He let himself wallow in the feeling as he watched the girl brush herself off .

God . Why was she even out so late , was she just looking for trouble ? In school uniform no less ?

Whatever. He really wanted to go home now .

" Man i hope i didnt scare you ! You should be careful creeping about like that if I hadn't taken a good look at you , ya would've been picking your teeth up off the floor!" He chuckled good naturedly as the girl smiled up coyly at him , tugging at her skirt .

"haha .. sorry . I just um . " she looked around as if checking her surroundings before taking a step closer to him . "M'just a really big fan!! I-you saved me today !! I don't know if you remember .. and i just didnt get the chance to thank you !! Ohh you were just so cool .. i thought I was gonna die!!!-"

He nodded politely at her gushing as he caught himself from cringing .

As flattering as fans were something was definitely off about this one .

He had saved people sure but what type of crazy tailed someone just for a thank you?

He was not trying to get into all that tonight .. Or actually.. He let his eyes run over her figure absent mindedly .. could he ..

Knee highs and a short skirt ..he shook his head he reaally should get going.. he could ever so slightly make out the colour of her bra .. the color constrasted with her brown skin-

no !

He tried to think of something -anything- else but the damage was already done and the small feeling of disappointment grew into something else.

This was definitely on her , he could feel the cogs in his brain turning as a more genuine smile grew on his face .

So he really shouldnt .. but . He needed to take out todays feelings on something - anybody . The idea was becoming more and more appealing the more he thought about it ...it would so not be his fault !!

She was practically asking to be dealt with .

Following him all the way here , the way she was tugging at her hair and fingering at her opened collar , pushing her chest out - he would be doing her a favour . Right?

The girl pulled out a blue marker from the waistband of her skirt , finally taking a breath as she gestured at herself "And um.. could I have an autograph."

He took the pen from her . "Where should I sign? I don't see any paper. "

He gave a huff of bemusement . Partly at his own thoughts cause what was he thinking? He needed to get to bed before he could think of anyymore fucked up shit.

"Just.. over here.. " she spoke a little breathlessly not really looking at him as she unbuttoned her shirt and tapped a little over her sports bra . "I hah.. I don't have any paper . "

What.the.fuck.

This wasn't him . This was NOT on him .

She knew she just had to . He really shouldn't entertain this .. he uncapped the pen .. He shouldnt .. his hand rose steadily to her chest .. he could hear her breath hitch with excitement as he pressed down a little harder than necessary.

"So .. do you always ask strange men to sign your tits?" He commented almost off handedly as he wrote down his signature .

Way slower than needed .

looping the letters with steady fingers . "Just the hot ones..." she muttered her eyes fixitaed on his hand. When he'd finally finished curling the y until a little heart - over kill maybe - he remained hunched over her breathing in her perfume.

"I think .. I think you didn't just come out here for an autograph." The girl shook her head slowly . "You gotta be honest with me , "

He had his lips pressed to the shell of her ear ."What did you really want. " she shuddered leaning into him , the gesture had his ego rocketing . "..you..." his hands wrapped around her as she pushed herself back slightly so she was peering up at him through her lashes. "Is that-"

He kissed her before she could say anything else, before he could start to think about right or wrong.

He pushed her backwards into an alleyway -it was way more dark and dimmed . Just perfect .

The girl had her arms wrapped around his neck returning his kisses with more fever as she pressed up against him. Bounce Boy pulled away , the girl trailing after him burying her head into his neck .

"Wait wait.. " he puffed out . His hands gripped at her waist ,his hips jutting forward . confirming what had so eagerly rubbing against him . "Are you a cross-dresser or something?"

The question hung between them as the girl slowed her frenzied suckles and kisses at his neck . "No . I'm a girl today. " Her fingers drummed against his shoulder , her voice soft. "..Is that a problem ? "

The strange urge to comfort her built up in his chest as he grinded up against her more deliberately , relishing in the soft groan that reverbated against his shoulder . "Nah."

He pulled away turning her around before he could start to psychoanalyse his feelings .

Her chest was pressed up against the wall .He pressed his hand down onto her back , encouraging her to arch up .

"Fuuck." He practically hissed to himself when he flipped over her skirt.

One hand eagerly fumbling to undo his zipper while the other inched downwards cupping and squeezing at the warm and inviting flesh .

"Omigoddd-" The girl leaned into his every touch , she was so.. inviting and allowing it made him feel dizzy .

He pumped his cock slotting himself in between her thighs unable to stop the low groan as she squeezed her thighs together , tight ,

"Such a slut.. shit.." the whole situation was making him feel delirious . The power he had over her . Her willingness . The wrongness . It was perfect.

. "Aren't you? Coming all the way out here to get fucked in some alleyway ?" The girl whined below him her elbow jutting back and forth . "Yeesss fuck ! M'so happy I wanted this soo bad!"

She gave out a choked moan . "gonnacum!" He leaned his head over her shoulder . Watching her cum splatter onto the wall . Laughing in slight disbelief as her body trembled , dipping down slightly , only held up by how he was holding onto her .

The sight was really bringing him to the edge , he could feel the familiar tightening in his guts .

His movements becoming more frantic . He pressed wet kisses onto her shoulder and the side of her neck. "Shitshit Jus'what i fuckin needed .. ah you're soo good n soo soft."

He cums and it makes him see white , had it been that long ? His cums sticky and coats her inner thighs , mixing with the splatter against the wall. He let's himself catch his breath before the clarity of the situation really settles in.

Fuck .

He pulls away when he's sure the girl can stand up on her own adjusting her skirt ,he's not an asshole , and tucks his cock back into his pants.

The girl straightens up and the sight almost gets him hard again , looking at him like he's the best thing on earth, her eyes wide , his cum dripping down her thighs and his signature smudged slightly against her chest .

He really needs to get going .

"Um..make sure you get home safe .." he pauses as he realises he doesn't even know her name . God .

The girl catches on "Saiyah.." She's not really looking at him anymore but scuffing her trainers against the floor mumbling .

"What?"

Curiosty overpowering his morals again..

"I didn't hear you."

"I said.. I really enjoyed myself.. " She smiles up at him , swiping a finger across her thighs and popping it into her mouth , suckling,

It takes him all his strength to turn around to leave her standing there slurping at his cum and finish his patrol .

When he does finish - Late enough that the sun's peeking through when he's climbing into bed . He can't stop thinking of her . He groans and rolls around pressing his pillow to his face .

What was wrong with him ?!

#Postnutclarity got to my boy smh #Ik bounce boy hates to see me coming #I'm so sorry. the demons won

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