#ineffable idiots

[arlospace]

People kept calling him sweet. They had to go home early

[jawnlockblog]

Crowley and Aziraphale as cats

[crowleys-hips]

a little Bite of an old one by yours truly

heyy how you doing

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if you wanna get added or removed let me knoww

[kaeraesketches]

✨ Pages 1 and 2 of my new comic, Blabbermouth (working title may change) are up!

✨ ANYHOO, Crowley’s full of himself and Az is just trying to read…Angel’s going to have to shut him up somehow 👀. These pages are safe, but this is gonna go NSFW in a hurry, just fair warning 😈. Hope you like it!

[heohl-art]

WHAT A DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT🤭♥️

• Double Affair •

Last night I dreamt that Aziraphale and Crowley were two surgeons at St. George Hospital in London, in the late 1950s/early 1960s, married to Maggie and Nina respectively.

They started a secret affair by swapping couples, but it had to remain a secret✨

Maggie was a housewife with some issues with her demanding parents, while Nina worked at a charity fundraising office. They get close when Maggie decides to find a purpose for her life, and they fall in love.

Meanwhile, Aziraphale and Crowley come home later and later from work...

🙈♥️✨

ps. I'm sorry, it's not my mind's fault. It's Masters of Sex's fault. 🫢

[sher-ee]

Started: Vance Campaign: THEY ARE STEALING PETS!!

Going: 😑

[maryjkkk]

[frvmewxrk]

i think that we, as a society, put so much shame in rejection/not being reciprocated in your feelings that now many people see that as the worst thing in the world to ever happen, even in books. as if the lack of love is the most devastating thing you could find.

meanwhile, i think the possibly more heartbreaking thing there could ever be is reciprocated love. it’s a love that is there, the love is there, it just can’t happen. they both love each other but they can’t kiss, they can’t hold hands, they can’t say it out loud but they both know. the love is there.

“oh but x never loved y that’s why he did that!” i hate this type of accusations, x loved y and he did that anyway, the love was there, aziraphale loves crowley and he still went to heaven, the master loved the doctor and he still will never forgive him, sherlock loves john and he still hurt him, how do you cope with that? if you know that the love is there, what explanation can you find now behind those actions? i care about you and i still will hurt you and i will make bad choices and i love you and i will claw my way out of my own skin if i ever have to say that out loud.

and you still look at him, you still yearn for him and you pretend not to see the hand that lingers a bit too long on your shoulder and you pretend to adjust his tie just to catch a glimpse of his bare neck on your fingertips. i can’t, i can’t.

[yetrop]

I’ve been playing a lot of DnD lately, so it got me thinking about what characters these two would play.

I like to think they’d both use it as a chance to express parts of themselves that they usually don’t, and everyone around them would be very confused.

[arlospace]

Aww look how happy that Starmaker is! Sure hope nothing bad happens...

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Excited to announce that the first 3 chapters are up for the fic I've been drawing for. I've been doing a reverse bang with the amazing @melacka for the @gomens-theatre-bang so she wrote a whole story based on my art. How cool is that?!! (There will be more art in later chapters so keep an eye out)

It's a human AU where Crowley joins a local theater production as a set designer so he can talk to the cute leading actor Aziraphale. But they're both idiots who can't talk to each other. It's great!

[sadpoeticandgay]

guys is it bad i have an entire spreadsheet of ineffable husbands fanfics

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[aziraphale-lookalike]

[pinkladypant]

”No nightingales”:

[orth82]

Crowley is never not frisky 🌶️

[daily-good-omens-hcs]

Crowley and Aziraphale THOROUGHLY enjoy Halloween.