#RICHTOFEN SIMPS

[redsovietelise]

It’s,,,, us,,,,

Just some goobers who all have the same husband~

The Richtofen Simp Squad: Me, @redsovietelise, and @doggysdeadbody

Because friends who simp together, stay together

[bethess-tmblr-edition]

THEIR ASSES ARE NOT SLEEPING! ! THEY ARE DEAD! ! ! DEAD ASSES! ! ! ! !

Ignore the top part (it's not me, it's.... My friend! Her name is... Shmethess, yeah!)

Whatever! Here's my vision of ultimis bastards sleeping because... This attempt to portray their personalities helped me relax and distract myself some time ago...?? I actually tried to draw it well and I have no other ideas of what to post to put this blog in order anyway

I may redraw it digitally and decently or may not. Who knoooows??? winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink

[melondareaper]

@zemmieloves I made dis for u :)

I wish it came out better but they're just lil goobers and I'm happy about that :3

[SOME FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!]

Heheheh

You bet I'm gonna swing them round n round ;)

[SWING THEM ROUND ON A SWING AND YEET THEM >:D/jk]

[spears-literature]

Guys I made a thing. 😏

This is my life now, omg.

On a lighter note I might make one for Primis Richtofen and Dempsey.

If anyone has any other songs I should add you should definitely comment so I can make the playlist longer.

[cyb3rangel1]

due to what that bloated dead body of a ceo did at the presidential inauguration yesterday i wanted to do a friendly reminder that i dont fuck with nazis.

i dont condone nazism or facism in any quantity.

i know i simp for richtofen from cod zombies, which is why im saying this

thank you have a nice day :3

[itsyogirlaustralia]

hey everyone this is my first tumblr post

i dont know why im so nervous lol but anyway here we go "ahem"

im a girl with autism and adhd and i love video game's and nature and animal's and im a team fortress 2 and death stranding and black ops zombie's enjoyer and i am a born australian

i love death stranding 2 and my favourite voice actor's are troy baker and nolan north and roger craig smith and roger clark and jb blanc

i also go by she/her/hers pronouns

im a primis and ultimis richtofen fangirl and i am a thor god of ragnarok fangirl and a tf2 medic fangirl and a higgs monaghan fangirl and a ultimis richtofen fangirl but i simp for a lot of male and female video game characters

and i am a obsessive heavymedic shipper as well from team fortress 2

thank you for reading my description and have amazing day or night

[catt-like-thief]

My birthday is on Tuesday and I will GLADLY take Richtofen content as a birthday present from my fellow Richtofen simps 🥺👐🏻💕

[rageagainstmymachine]

Hello! Me and my friends made a Richtofen centric discord server! It’s still pretty bare right now but hopefully not for long!

[redsovietelise]

Just advertising the server again… don’t mind me

[itsyogirlaustralia]

he act’s gay so he will definintly walk like that and honestly i love it more than i should lol 😂

as a richtofen simp myself

Ever since I noticed, I can't unsee this.

LOOK AT THE WAY RICHTOFEN RUNS 😭

Cartoon ass motherfucker (I love him)

[clownsarthouse]

Hot take

i have noticed that I don't try as much as I do when I get Dempsey. Yea, I am a simp for him...but sometimes, you wanna laugh crazily as you see zombies die and you have a fucking death machine

[dingus-dog-935]

My love....we'll make it through....I know it.....

{VERY OLD ART}

[itsyogirlaustralia]

and that is why I’m a richtofen simp and he acts the same way as me.. well dirty mind mostly

Okay, so in honor of Treyarch straight-washing Richtofen, I’m doing some comics and animations based on Eddie’s gayest quotes. Most of them will be…. Extremely NSFW.

Here’re my favorites off of the top of my head:

*cough cough* “excuse me - something in my throat.” *cough* “sorry - more things in my throat. …. 😒 It’s a big throat.” (This is the one I’m working on at the moment. I won’t be able to post it here for…. Reasons, but message me if you want it when it’s done. No minors please ☺️)

“Mmm, just like gargling ball sweat. Oops! I meant… boar sweat…”

“Look Nikolai! How romaaaantic 🥹”

“Oh, you have spikes in you now! You like that? 😃 The spikes? 😃 I do 😌”

“I’ll do anything to avoid actually purchasing more ammo. … Anything… 🫦”

“For shame, Takeo! His head was his only redeeming feature! Such a pretty mouth… 😩🥵”

“Remember Edward, you do not swallow if you do not want to 🥰”

Which are your favorites? Let me know and I might draw them!

(If you want to gaslight me by saying he was never queer, then kindly block me ✌️)

[chronicbeans]

You know what? At this point I feel like Tumblr needs a shady/mad doctor appreciation club. Why? Because the majority of the shady/mad doctors I simp over, I found through Tumblr. I feel like this website is trying to enable my addiction to that VERY specific character trope.

Anyways... if no one else is gonna make it a thing, I will.

Current members:

•Dr. Daniel Dickens from Angels of Death

•Literally every doctor from The Heilwald Loophole

•Tanner from Scrutinized

•(honorary member, due to having not finished medical school) Victor Frankenstein from Frankenstein

•(another honorary member, same reason as V.F.) Herbert West from Reanimator

•Dr. Takuto Maruki (shady due to literally trying to change reality, even if for good intentions) from Persona 5 Royal

•Dr. Alfred Drevis from Mad Father

•Medic from Team Fortress 2 (so crazy his medical license was revoked)

•Johannes Mimir Faustus from Servamp

•Edward Richtofen from Call of Duty Zombies

•Dr. Steinman from Bioshock

•Victor Veloci from Dinosquad (Possible honorary. He's a scientist, but I am unable to find if he is necessarily a doctor. Either way, crazy enough to join the club in some capacity.)

• Dr. Zed (Doesn't have a REAL medical degree, but we'll count it. Crazy enough to make it) from Borderlands

• Dr. Yi Suchong from Bioshock

Anyways give me more ideas for more shady/mad doctors to join this club.

Editing to say that it has now happened. I did it. Lol

I made a whole new blog just to do it.

[spaghetti-lunatic]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

Richtofen simps after eating an apple:

[pink-apollo]

Little primis Richtofen food for thought-

I feel like the moment richtofen notices the little hints that you’re giving him, man will just stand there and stutter trying to get his composure together, clearing his throat and actively not looking at you with a tad of blush on his cheeks. Is very flustered and not sure how to address you flirting with him, therefore will allow you to continue your shenanigans because he enjoys them. Overall is a shy boi but loves it

I’m simping…so hard for him right now🤚🏻