#Re-upload

[stareiiez]

you and mark grayson being both virgins is something angels sing about in their heavenly chorus.

he's learned things from pornhub and twitter porn links that wildly over exageratte how to make your girl squirt for the first time. magic mike has taught mark how painful it feels to smack your dick on hardwood flooring just to try and grind on some sexy beat. he gets made fun of by Rex for even asking what correct hole does his dick get put into, and if it'll snap off if you bounce too hard on him when you want to ride.

he's pulled out all the stops, rather shitty mind you. Debbie and Nolan are on a date in Italy, and he's got exactly thirty minutes to make you wet enough so it doesn't hurt when he slips in for the first time.

unfortunately for him, he doesn't get far enough to get you naked before he's cumming in his boxers.

he blames friction and how a victoria secret thong can really emphasize a plump mound and camel toe when its covered in your slick. rose petals are bleeding on your skin that he's sprinkled upon his duvet earlier. the bed springs creaking way too annoyingly loud when he attempts to press boxer covered cockhead in between your clothed pussy lips. you two have been dry grinding and humping eachother for the last ten minutes.

something about you almost naked, sweaty breasts rolling up and down in rolling waves; and sticky clear strings of cum stringing his softened dick and your quivering cunt together . it really puts worms into his brain and lets him settle on your panties trapping your clit down and making you twitch under his body. your head pressed against his pillows while you two watch his bulge grow back to life when you whine for more.

mark's a virgin, but he says its by choice, and not because he's scared about hurting you for the first time.

[illneverletgo]

KATE WINSLET photographed by Sophia Spring for The Telegraph.

[theartofwoompwoomps]

Senku x insecure reader

just a small comfort fic. Life is tough but at least we have imagination. This was shorter than I wanted to make it.

Masterlist

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pre-relationship/ platonic:

Being honest we know this man sucks at comforting. He had his own way of showing console. Even then he finds it somewhat bothersome.  Its no wonder that it ain’t always easy to deal with your emotions. Especially when you’re worried about being the bother.

Senku isn’t dumb, he most likely noticed after a while, if not probably right away. He wouldn’t ask nor directly point it out. Like we said, dude is somewhat of verbally  constipated  in expressing his concerns.

so he’d take the next course of action. Wait it out and provide distractions. After all like any human being he knows that if you want to tell him you will sooner or later. (He kinda hopes you don’t, the guy knows he sucks at emotions)

as for distractions he might just get you to help him on a few things. Like bringing the equipment from the other side of the room, writing down some notes, and asking your opinion/ guess of what he’s working on.

if that doesn’t work and he notices that you’re still feeling down he’ll change methods. Now he’ll coincidentally have things to do that you really enjoy. 

he might go through this by saying that he needs to play some songs (your favorite ones) for an experiment. Might also say that it’s logical to go eat (fav/food) cause working on an empty stomach will only hinder his progress.

After that he will definitely for absolutely no reason bring up topics and memories that make you laugh. 

like that one time taiju mixed up the chemical that he asked for that caused them to get covered in black soot, yeah took him a few days to fully get it off. Or that time you, taiju, and yazuriha met his dad for the first time. 

needless to say, even if the negative feeling didn’t fully went away it’d be a lie to say you didn’t feel a little better.

[navelee]

[hamartia-mmff]

hamartia meme old dumpster | Part I

nur ein Re-Upload einiger alter dummer funny not funny hamrtia/ the pack memes von ask gut, dass ich nie den Papierkorb auf meinem Laptop leere lol

I finally can make the shitty rearrange my guts joke without it getting deleted lol

all the sugar daddy Zelos mems ((:

I love these bunch of idiots so much :') pls ignore the 3.232 writing errors in this. I have more, but I think these are enough for now...

[jue-jack]

good neighbor guy, Evan

[mymediaarchive]

#2 - The Maze Runner (Movie)

Title: The Maze Runner

Released: 2014

Story by: James Dashner

Directed by: Wes Ball

Wider Universe: The Maze Runner (Movies)

Format: DVD

Date Entered: 11/27/2024 (orig.); 3/19/2025 (re-uploaded)

Watch Number: Rewatch

Entry Number: 2

Characters: Thomas, Minho, Newt, Teresa, Alby, Chuck, Gally

Original Analysis On: Letterboxd

Opinion: Amazing

Plot: A teenage boy wakes up in a box that takes him to the center of a maze. There, he meets a group of kids just like him—and they’ve been stuck for three years.

My thoughts: A staple of the teenage dystopian subgenre, I can see why this still stands up as one of my tweenage favorites. I remember watching it for the first time maybe five or six years ago with a group of girls at a sleepover, giggling over the actors and being scared out of my mind at all of the action scenes. (Of course, nowadays I’m not so easily startled, but the action scenes do still serve to get my heart racing out of concern for characters I already know what happens to.) 


Today I rewatched it for the first time in years with my little sister, who is now about the age I first watched it at. She was hesitant to partake, but ended up loving it and even asked me to buy the DVDs for the next movie in the saga. 
5/5 stars for being a timeless classic in my heart! Reminds me of the good old days, and the rewatch hasn’t dulled my love of it at all—if anything, it reminded me of how good it’s always been.

[tavners]

Hard Luck Love Song (2020)

[kacchanofficial]

Just having lunch and a coworker who went through some personal stuff weeks ago comes in and we get to talking and she actualy spills SO MANY BEANS about said persoanl stuff and im like 👁👁 yowza !

[lacyblades]

౨ৎ plug!gojo doesn't give a damn about drugs. not even a little. but he does give a damn about the prettiest girl in the world, so there he is, being financially irresponsible and buying up every stash he can get his hands on.

it all starts when he overhears you're looking for a new connection, his expert stalking skills finally paying off for something other than knowing your favorite brand of tampons.

apparently, your old dealer was getting greedy with those prices. for the most part, though, gojo just needs a pathetic excuse to get you in his orbit.

lovesick as fuck and utterly hopeless with money, gojo only deals to you. why would he sell to anyone else when he's blowing his cash for you in the first place?

you roll up to his messy dorm once a week, needing your fix. and every time, he insists you stay longer, for a smoke sesh. "just one blunt," he purrs, that predatory gleam in his baby blues. "it's on me, sugar. 's good shit."

gojo's always been a man of his word — it really is always the good shit. besides, who are you to say no to free pot?

so, you sprawl on his tangled sheets, a flimsy blanket barely covering your bodies, pillows shoved haphazardly behind your backs. you watch him expertly roll the joint, and for a guy who supposedly doesn't partake, he sure handles it better than you ever could.

gojo flicks his lighter, the tip glowing orange as he torches the end, letting the first sweet scent of cannabis fill the air. he always lets you take the first hit. it is for you, after all.

your eyes glaze over, a low, satisfied moan escaping your lips. oh, and another thing?

these smoking sessions have a nasty habit of devolving into raw, sweaty fucking. if blowing his entire paycheck to get you high is the price of admission to that sweet, tight pussy, then so be it. gojo is a willing fool.

gojo's never had sex with you sober, but even high, it feels amazing, like he's in heaven. his hips roll languidly against yours, the tip of his cock kissing your cervix, with every thrust.

your eyes, red from the high, squeeze shut, back arching. no matter how many times he has forced his length into your snug cunt, you're still suffocating him, clenching by all means.

he presses a sloppy kiss to your calf, legs thrown over his shoulders. you're bent in a cruel mating press, but it's not as if you have the energy to protest.

he places the blunt between your swollen, from kissing, lips. "inhale," gojo commands, eyes trained on you, as you attempt to take a drag, but your breath hitches, too fucked-out.

he snorts, tapping it twice against your mouth. "sugar, try again."

he can't let all this go to waste, right?

[ryuzumisama]

Chilchuck Timbs 👞

[onesaltyerik]

Re-upload of chapter 11 of Father Blackbird, edits may not match comments left prior to the re-upload.

Preview:

(But now, her pacing had been interrupted. 

She’d not gotten halfway through her thirtieth round when a familiar voice laughed outside her cell. 

Tallulah froze, fear pooling in her stomach. 

“Damn! I didn’t think you’d make it with that injury! Holy shit it’s been like, what two-three years?”)

[cosmicwhoreo]

Aint this they dynamic?

Original meme under the cut