#Robin Hack

[russellradio]

[non-binary-lil-star]

Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *

JLA: ???

Green Lantern: Huh

Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?

Batman: Language

Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in

Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'

Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue

Flash: ???

Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???

Batman: ...

Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus

Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows

Green Arrow: Wha-

Batman: Third one, i found in the trash

Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open

Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me

Aquaman: Mailed??

Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him

Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter

JLA: ...

Flash: ...

Flash: ... sorry I asked

[brun00u11]

[arrowheadedbitch]

The batcomputer has a child lock on it, it's a right of passage for all the robins to hack their way past it.

They all did it, most within a few weeks of getting there, batman is nonthewiser

Damian thinks he hacked it the youngest, but out of respect for his father he waited a few months to a year to hack it (don't get me wrong, he COULD HAVE hacked it day one, but he respects batman enough to wait the longest) and Tim did it before he even became Robin, like a month after he started stalking them at 8 years old, so no one knows it but Tim was the youngest one to hack the computer.

Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings

[danidoodels]

no Tim it wont go away- no, its not just pollen you gotta tell someone-TIM NOO-

[yandereunsolved]

Self aware Tim is going to hack into another universe's earth internet just to pester us about fandom and game theories and unwittingly kink shame (praise?) us. God save us all if he finds the secret Tumblr blogs. An online stalker that you can't block or find or reach.

— Silly Reader

Kink praising is his kink !

After all, you're his everything. Why would he shame you for who you are? Why would you shame yourself?

Sorry, is he being too nosey again? It isn't his fault per say. He's cut his patrols just a little and now he has some extra time to (stalk) talk with you! He just wants to know everything.

He's a curious guy. And he loves pleasing his partners! He's really the perfect choice. He promises.

Now what do you prefer in a partner?

I mean, the both of you can get over the whole 'he's not real in your universe' thing, together. Obviously he is real. He's (stalking-obsessed, no, shit .ᐟ) interested in you. He has hacked through multidimensional wavelengths for you.

Why can't you just give him a little bit more? He's given you everything. He has been your entertainment. Now it's time for you to be his... but like in a cutesy romcom way! You do like those... don't you? (He's totally not noting that down for later.)

And Tumblr.com. It's his new favorite website because you are on it!

Who says he didn't hack into this account and respond to this ask just for you? Guess you'll never know. And a little birdie definitely will not !!! tell you.

[superbat-lmao]

In college, Harvey and Harley would poke fun at being Bruce’s first friends. He’d been so closed off with all those rich kids that it took him until college to really find his people.

But that’s not entirely true.

Bruce would say he had a lot of friends actually, just that none of them stuck around for very long. Meeting each of them was completely accidental. And strange. It has taken him a while to figure out what was happening, but once he got one of them to admit to it, the rest caved pretty quick.

You see, Bruce’s friends were time travelers.

They had crazy suits, some skin tight, others padded like a SWAT team, and all of them made of stuff Bruce had never seen before. They could also do insane tricks they were willing to teach Bruce, like backflips and knife throwing when he was old enough. They promised to teach him more each time they came back through time.

They wouldn’t give him their names, but they all had nicknames for each other and that worked well enough. Didn’t want to blow up the time-space continuum.

He met “Wing” first. He’d felt moronic calling someone that looked like an adult something that wasn’t a real name, but by the time Jay, Red, and Robin turned up, he caught on to the bird theme. The girls didn’t stick with the bird thing and neither did Tom, although the knew that was a fake name, especially because Robin would often try and call him Thomas, so he assumed it was close.

So yes actually, Bruce had friends before he met Harley and Harvey. He was just waiting for the day he would meet them in his time.

[violent138]

I think that Jason's insistent on having no relation to the Bats as much as he can as a crime boss, and he enjoys refusing all normal attempts to communicate, so Dick and him have had to stage fights while conveying information in Tamaranean, mid throwing tables, chairs, escrima sticks, half a kitchen sink, one hapless goon's phone, and everything else at each other.

[chensaiy]

Alexa, play Reunited by Peaches & Herb

[avesgrayson]

Thinking about a Tim Drake time travel AU

Tim Drake who wakes up the day after Jason's death to an empty house and absent parents

Tim Drake who went is absolutely determined to not let the League get their hands on Jason again

Tim Drake who decides "what better way to prevent Jason from being taken by the league than to spring his body from his grave early"

He spends the next few days meticulously planning only to realize the funeral hasn't even happened yet.

He may be small and physically a kid but he still has all his memories and techniques trained into him. So he ends up breaking into a morgue, grabbing his brothers dead body, and taking it back to his house

... Only to realize he now has to hide said body from both the bats, the feds, and his parents.

At least he can give Jason a nice room in the mean time...?

[kryptyonian]

ceo tim you will always be famous to me

[animepopheart]

Look what I dug up!

I used to be obsessed with Newtype USA, though I rarely bought the magazines because of the cost. At $9.95, they would be a steal nowadays.

This issue had Fooly Cooly postcards! The coolest character designs but I could never make it through the OVAs—a little too manic for me. :/

The cover story: .Hack stuff! Another series I never finished (.hack//Sign—I don't think I've watched or played anything else). The OP, art design, and whole "trapped-in-a-game" story (before SAO) were cool, though!

L: I'm pretty good with recognizing anime but this one is not in my memory bank at all. Anyone watch this series? Was it good?

R: Oh boy, look at all the dead companies here: Central Park Media, Suncoast, Fry's, and—my prediction—Best Buy eventually, too. That Ebert quote got a TON of play back in the day, too. I'm pretty sure I used it in more than one article.

More FLCL. Any fans out there?

And yet ANOTHER show I never finished. The colors and designs in Witch Hunter Robin were A+, but I got bored and dropped the series around maybe episode 15...

If y'all like these, I'll post some more photos another time. I only made it about 10% of the way through this Newtype USA issue!

[sabo-torao]

my contribution to the @saboartcollab yippeeeee!!!

i was hoping to fix it a bit more before showing it to the world but i greatly overestimated my time management skills and also my willingness to work on this mess ever again. enjoy :3

transparent version + outfit reference under the cut!

i love my silly little bobo wearing casual clothes and having fun and eating some grilled meat and smiling while surrounded by the people he loves.

i hope you love him too :]

[morganbritton132]

Green Lantern: If Batman already said you can’t have access to these files, why are you asking me?

Robin: Batman isn’t the boss of you

Green Lantern:

Green Lantern: You do know that he has plans on how to kill all of us, right?

[mrmanbat]

Brother- I keep on seeing people who think Jason can’t use technology bc he died.

Bro was trained by Batman and is a current vigilante?? He definitely has a better understanding of engineering and technology than most average people.

What I can see is him having no clue what’s going on on social media. Bro doesn’t have the free time and the gap he has in current events is def discouraging him.

Jason has the MySpace account he created pre-crowbar and he still thinks vine exists.

[yandereunsolved]

tim the eldritch creature fucker because everyone thinks he's trying to woo a being beyond their comprehension that is actually real world darling and he does it over reblogging their shitty headcanons or liking their art or kudos on their fanfics meanwhile everyone thinks he's doing some satanic shit to interact with darling although he just uses a too powerful laptop no doubt. damian has been less snappy after jason commented tim could sacrifice them to his eldritch so

Thinking of the Batfam wondering if he needs to be exorcized. Tim is just in the corner with his giant ass computer giggling and kicking his feet.

He is commenting on every. single. one. of darling's posts. He is liking them all. He will reblog them all. He'll even make multiple accounts just so he is able to do it all over again.

He has a fan account dedicated solely to his darling.

He will lose his mind if you write about him or draw fanart of him. He may just pass out. He'll scream into a pillow and then run around the manor to try to calm himself.

Bruce is totally not contemplating putting Tim in therapy so Tim stops calling you his 'special interest monster'.

Tim wants to hit it so bad. It's almost pathetic.

Tim and his eldritch s/o (that doesn't know they are his s/o) are an undefeatable duo. 💪