#SHE GETS THE JOB DONE !!!!!!

[on-the-clear-blue]

Damian, struggling in Bruce's arms as he is dragged into a car: NO! I REFUSE! I SHALL NOT BOW DOWN TO THESE OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS! I COMMAND YOU TO LET ME GO

Bruce, with the help of Dick and Tim: I know Habibi, I know, but Tiffany from PR scars me more than anything I have ever faced as Batman. That woman is all powerful and only uses her powers to help us because we pay her more than Lex.

Dick, bending to dodge a knife: Think of it as a right of passage! Everyone else in the family has done it! It's just a little photo shoot!

Tim, not bending to dodge the knife, blank and hollow eyes: I tried to save you Damian, I did my best to hold he back but she...she has things on me...things that could...would ruin everything...

Damian, screaming as he is buckled in and the car rockets off: YOU ALL SHALL RUE THE DAY! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY WRATH!

Bruce, waving as the car leaves: God...the devil...any being willing to listen...please protect my boy...

Dick, patting the other two on the backs: I really don't know why everyone hates it so much! I have a lot of fun dressing up and doing little cat walks! Also Tim your bleeding.

Tim, nodding slowly: it's because you are a freak of nature, and Tiffany has corrupted you...I hope Damian will make my end swift and easy...then maybe I will be free of her...

Eight hours later, Damian falls out from a window in Bruce's office, limping, makeup smeared on his face, glitter in his hair and smelling like Axe body spray and death, clutching a box of cupcakes: F-father...i...I am sorry...I didn't manage to kill her...

Bruce, scooping up his baby: It's alright my son, I didn't expect you too...not even Cass was able to hit her once...but at least you won't have to do it again for another year. I am just so proud you survived...

[forsapphics]

CHAPPELL ROAN

performing her brand new song on Saturday Night Live (November 2, 2024)

[yesimtrashforit]

Saw this on Pinterest and it makes me laugh more every time

[ghostly-gen]

Call Faroe Lester, She Gets The Job Done!

Been obsessed with the promotional material for Chappell Roan’s The Giver so I just HAD to make it Faroeverse :3

The original promos under the break!

[doodlzcat]

She ain't no country boy quitter!!

[foldmorepaper]

[just-queue]

[popipeko]

IT'S SAPPHIC COWGIRLS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b33anie]

fem pixie cut osamu save me fem pixie cut osamu 💜

[zemikkx]

I’m gay but boy oh boy does my heart do a little kick for this woman.

[cha0ticlesbian]

SHE GETS THE JOB DONE

[ihateandie]

chaperone or whatever her name was ... /j

[bestoftweets]

[toastedtulip]

SHE GETS THE JOB DONE!

[jojunebug]

This ain’t my first lesbian heartbreak!

[misterbenzadrine]

sammy, my bookie princess, please come back to me, i miss you

me when she's canonically the strongest fighter (i wish they'd leaned more into the fact that she had more training than the other kids, like her experience should've played more of a role !!)