#SO PLEASE

[teaboot]

As a number of gift giving holidays are coming up I find myself remembering the year my estranged father, who had spent the first fifteen or so years of my life telling me that nobody cared what I had to say and everything I did was irredeemably obnoxious, made the attempt to smooth things over and reconnect by gifting me with a novelty coffee mug that had emblazoned across the front in goofy text, "How may I annoy you today?".

At the point of opening this gift, I remember I stared at it for a rather uncomfortably long time before carefully carrying it outside and smashing it to pieces in the driveway.

So please know, if you are ever in need of an inoffensive and acceptable gift of any kind, you usually can't go wrong with a candle

[the-ghost-painter]

I’m bored. For every note this post gets I’ll draw one ghost. Let see. Y’all have until the end of the month.

[icantthinkofausernamern]

You had a scissor seven art dump now take a

[jamespsulliv4n]

I'm just like Tauriel, and Legolas and Bilbo fr

(in love with Dwarves)

[coline7373]

@waxerboilmonth 🧡💛🧡💛🧡💛🧡

Week 2: "Come on, live a little!"

As always, click on it for it to not look blurry! That's tumblr's prejudice against high res horizontal fanart 😉

[getvalentined]

HEY TUMBLR! I DESPERATELY WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE IN AUSTRALIA!

SOMEONE STOLE MY BEST FRIEND'S $2000 EBIKE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT

HELP THEM GET A NEW ONE

The details: One of my best friends in the entire world, @takenbynumbers, has been having a rough time lately. Their birthday is on the 10th, but the last couple months have been complete hell—and then today someone stole their ebike from where it was locked up right outside their place of work, in the lot, in front of the doors, in broad fucking daylight.

Nobody saw anything. All that was left was their extremely hefty lock, which was sliced to nothing, and their helmet.

They need this bike to get around, first and foremost, but also it's an integral tool in retaining their literal physical mobility, as it's a low-impact exercise that helps stave off the deterioration of their hips due to a hereditary condition. A police report has been filed, but that's not likely to go anywhere—these things are never recovered.

If you're going "wait a second, didn't one of your friends have an ebike stolen a couple years ago?" you are correct! This is the same friend! Last time someone broke into the locked secure storage cage at the apartment complex where lived and stole it in the middle of the night—they got a lock to make sure that couldn't happen again, and THIS TIME SOME JACKASS USED BOLT CUTTERS!

I AM SO FUCKING MAD BUT I AM IN THE WRONG HEMISPHERE TO ENACT REVENGE

If we can raise enough to get them a new one it would be the best birthday present in the world. External links deboost posts all over the net, so PLEASE signal boost this if you can. Everything helps.

[aforeffective]

au that i came up with with the help of my bestie @cherrycolacowboy

okay so paul and darry are dating when the curtis parents die and darry has to break up with paul because he can’t deal with the grief and the custody battles AND a relationship. paul is devastated but he understands and try’s to support darry from afar without making things worse for either of them.

then the state tells darry that he was denied full custody of pony and soda by the state, due to the financial status of the family. they grant him temporary custody while they attempt to find a foster family for the boys, as they don’t have any boys homes in the area that have room.

paul finds out about this, whether through tulsa gossip trains or from darry himself, and becomes a foster parent (unrealistic but we’ll just say his dad has connections in the state that he used and threw some money towards them to get himself accepted as pony and soda’s new guardian)

it’s definitely a bit awkward at first. they aren’t allowed to continue living with darry so they have to move into paul’s house on the west side (paul has his own house in this au btw). and technically it makes paul their legal guardian and foster dad, but they all refuse to acknowledge that cause it’s awkward and paul is just more of a brother (/brother-in-law) figure to them.

paul gave darry a spare key to his house (and obviously pony and soda also got keys) so that he’s able to come and see them anytime since they can’t still live with him. paul also tells them they’re allowed to have the gang over if they want but it takes a while for the gang to actually want to go over there.

when darry first had to tell the rest of the gang like “yeah, i lost custody but my old buddy paul is helping me out and took them in for me��� dally is immediately on edge. a soc? taking in greaser kids? just out of kindness? yeah no, he immediately goes to paul’s house and is banging on the door, yelling at paul for ‘kidnapping his brothers’ (there might also be a punch thrown) (but then he notices the fact that paul was willing to take the punch for soda and pony and how the two boys looked concerned for paul when dally barged in and punched him so he begrudgingly agrees to calm down)

also because its us, chetsoda is canon and also chet and paul brotherism is real so chet is so upset cause he's like uhhhh what do you mean my pseudo brother adopted my crush????

UPDATE: we decided we're calling it a helping hand au

[starqueensthings]

SOMEONE SCREAM ABOUT THIS WITH ME

So I found this 👇🏼 on Pinterest

(update** original creator credit to u/__old master on reddit)

BUT THEN I DID THE DE-AGE THING AND I’VE BEEN SCREECHING SINCE

@freesia-writes look at him look at him look at him

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[rainintheevening]

Tell me something beautiful and true, please I beg of you.🥺

[nightmarishwaltz]

Guys why is nobody writing for Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Sean Waltman, Bret Hart, Sting and/or RVD???? Like they need love too 😭😭

[jepzer0]

I need good codywan fanfiction someone please.

[the-fab-fox]

Apparently there is a yuumeship going on.

If anybody wants to ship their OCS with Twst!Finn, I'd love to hear your ideas. As a reminder! This is him.

He's a fox beastman, Scarabia, second year. He's bi. He's trans boy. He's an empath and his um has to do with that.

Finley Todd

In my Yuu canon (specially for the Twst Stories Au with @mellosdrawings) he gets with Trey first and later Jade joins them.

He's sweet and kind and very giving. He has depression and anxiety and so he tries to use his um to help others because it helps him. In general his presence helps people but if he's in a depression spiral, it can also affect them opposite so at those times he tends to try to isolate because he doesn't want to cause any pain to others with his power.

Let me know or just go for it and let me see what we get! I'm excited! (Dunno that anyone would want to do it with me since I'm not an artist but I am trying to remain hopeful.)

*art by @mellosdrawings. Commissions. Do not repost. Do not steal.

[sw33t--t00th]

So, I'm into Indigo Park...

So uh...

AGERE!RAMBLEY STIMBOARD !!!

You can take this as either Little!Rambley or Cg!Rambley...or even Flip!Rambley !!!

[ihavenoideayimhere]

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