#SO fucking much

[emotoangel]

you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck

[rainechiime]

my gf @basket-of-loquats is writing a coalacroux fanfic and it's absolutely destroying me!!! 😀

[calciferiguess]

i still miss you as much as i did three years ago🩷

[black-rosarium]

💙⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🩷

2.0 ranwan lives rent free in my soul.

[theshiftershop]

Sometimes you just gotta smooch ya gorl, ya'know?

[madebydun]

Cheese Beauty 😍🤤 for day 7 of Lace Harding's week by @datvcompanionweeks

All hail cheese! 🧀 The food of gods!

[mrboomtin]

Ive been pretty occupied in my brain. Got all these silly creatures roaming around up there.

[restlesscrustacean]

a lot of u would fall for this.....

[fandomflotilla]

Jaune: Have you ever seen the show “Love After Lockup”?

Weiss: If I wanted to see bad decisions based on horniness over criminals, I’d date you again.

Jaune: …okay, but despite that, you do know what the show is about.

Weiss: Of course I do, I needed to do research before I dated you, didn’t I?

[frnkiebby]

pink belt pansy guitar frank my beloved

(aaaaaaaaaaa i am panicking but frank will save me)

would anyone be surprised if i were to say that i have an album specifically dedicated to frank’s pink belt?~🎃

[wetsocksinbed]

Shepard: I died saving my crew. Then someone I considered one of my closest friends gave my corpse to a terrorist organisation, who brought me back to life against my will, and have been manipulating me for months. I am isolated from almost everyone I knew and I am trying to save everyone yet again while also making sure I am not losing my morality.

Kaidan/Ashley: you left me >:(

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

SUPERBOOOOOY

[tired-of-making-noise-killjoy]

[brain-rot-tmnt]

I love the names for the different team ups between the bros!

Like

The Disaster Twins™

Or

The Sunset Duo

And

PB & J

Anyone know of any others I'm missing? I need to start a collection lol.

[ithinkthatithinktoomuch]

three of swords

soon, the clouds will disappear and so will pain, sorrow, heartbreak, betrayal, hurt and grief…

avatrice in f1 au — ‘overheated’ on ao3

[infiniteglitterfall]

Today, in "you are fucking kidding me" news:

One of my nerdiest friends converted about a year ago.

I found out today that his "Hebrew name" is...

are you ready for this...

BARUCH GLITCH!

He claims that "it's traditional in Essex to choose a Hebrew first name and a Yiddish middle name."

It's traditional in Essex.

First of all, the phrase "it's traditional in Essex" is slaying me. I'm picturing a Jewish community so rich and densely populated that you might have a tradition JUST IN FUCKING ESSEX.

Not even in the greater London area! JUST IN ESSEX

And second, he really named himself BLESSED GLITCH and it is genuinely the most cyberpunk thing I have ever heard.

And yes, he's trans. I feel like people are going to ask. I feel like it's essentially trans to name yourself something really cyberpunk. Although until now, I thought it was solely the domain of transfems.