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Hehe 🤭
#so true op#this is so funny to me#he lost the goat of f1#lewis hamilton#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1blr#mercedes amg f1#mercedes f1#ferrari#ferrari f1#pre season 2024#pre season testing 2024#bahrain testing 2024#fred vasseur#toto wolff#f1 2024#bahrain 2024#f1 meme
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Enséñame cómo lo haces, cómo se siente no sentir, cómo se apaga el pecho y aún así, encenderlo todo. Enséñame a construir sobre arena, a dibujar promesas en el aire, a marcharte después como si nada. Enséñame a besar y desvelar los secretos del otro, a dejarlos desnudos sin miedo a que se contaminen. Enséñame a ser como tú, a fabricar lágrimas y partir sin importar la inundación. Enséñame a mentir, a tejer ilusiones con hilos de humo, a atraer y atrapar mariposas solo para verlas arder. Simplemente, enséñame a ser como tú.
Luz.
#tristeza#citas#insomnio#amor#black and white#cameras#books and libraries#citas de amor#desamor#sarcasmo#metafora#so true op#text posts#design#desilusión#destruction#frases#frases en español#frases de amor#melancolía#meme
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YIPPPIIEEE thank you for answering me, it has cleared up a lot for me now :DD
Also, unrelated but I've had a thought about AM and slug ted which I must share with someone else in the fandom because I find my thought hilarious
So slug ted became like this sticky weird soft blob, and how AM would eventually and inevitably get bored with him, right?
...you know those splat balls that you throw and they stick to the ceiling?
All that needs to be said lmao
OH HEEELL NAAAAW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I HAVE SEEN THOSE ADS WHERE THEY MENACINGLY THROW EM AT THE CEILING N THEY MAKE LIKE A THUD. No doubt AM would do that after a while from the events of the ending lmao, also reminds me of that one webkinz milk meme-
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inflammatory mash-related personal opinion, read at your own risk
BJ's "We all do" in response to Hawkeye's "besides my life, Frank wants my virginity" is utterly wasted on M/ke F/rrell. idk how you heterofy such a line but he managed it. Wayne would've said that shit with his whole chest and his tongue flopping out of his mouth like Trapper's ready to bend Hawkeye over then and there. And because you can't show that on television we'd've heard all 10 inches of Trapper's cock in those 3 syllables.
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It I may offer yee a verse for the most recent artwork of Gilbert
If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
— 1 John 4:20
I could not help but be reminded of it, I hope this is not too intrusive of an ask message to send
I’m glad my religion themed artwork gave you such a strong remembrance of scripture I never expected that :D thank you for that!
#thanks for the ask!#so true op#recite the scripture on his ass#but tbf he’d probably outread anyone in that category#warrior priest ass#smh#🙄
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it do be kinda funny how malcolm wanted his daughter all to himself and she ended up marrying his brother/son. friendzoned incest style
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my tummy hurt 😞
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all the kids these days are transgender, none of them have carpal tunnel anymore
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evil aubrey be like "it means nothing"
,HFJDSGHASKFHAKSJ???
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Maybe the real toxic yuri... were the friends we made along the way
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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redrew my humanformers because they have changed quite a bit :3 (especially bulkhead)
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#humanformers#bumblebee#prowl#bulkhead#optimus prime#ratchet#the worst family u could ask for#not even true#theyre all so cute#i really like bulkheads new desing i think he looks super cute#i gave them human names too!#they still go by their “code names” though hehehe#except for when op is really mad#“BEAU!!!” and bumblebee almost throws up from stress#LOOOL#thats how he knows its serious
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the “flee on sight” order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think it’s actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it ✨
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