#SOMETHING IS UP

[critter-of-habit]

alright y'all I've been musing it over with some moots, and by god didn't everything about that episode feel so off compared to the others?? Everyone turned on Agatha so fast, and nothing was solved or resolved - she wasn't tested at all, she performed no magic, demonstrated no skill. Theory: Either the trial isn't over yet, or it was never a real trial to begin with and was the Salem Seven messing with them. Agatha knows it, that's why she reacted strangely to her "own" magic at the end and had such a sudden change in attitude to Teen - she knows something is up.

OR I guess Marvel just tricked us into thinking this show had good writing and booted it all out the window for a dramatic Wiccan reveal which is a very strong possibility ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[see-arcane]

Arthur, normally: "I will reserve all my talking Specifically for one (1) scheduled guys night out to share ear-tingling stories. Not a word more or less for the next month."

Jack: "Seems about right for him."

Arthur, when Lucy is Not Well: [INSERT MORE THAN THREE LINES OF DIALOGUE HERE]

Jack, already packing his medical bag: "oh god oh fuck, that's too many Art words happening, something's wrong wrong"

[respectthepetty]

I'm sure Sant is a Pastel Person (regardless of what Mark said),

(Sant cannot be green. He just can't! He is pink and purple!)

Look at him! That's the face (and color) of a caring and childish man.

Ignore this though.

So because of that, I don't know if the pink snack bags Captain showed up with in the sixth episode of Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist were because he is love with Sant (the pink is for love) or because he is in love with Sant (the pink is for Sant).

Because it's clear both Captain and J(w)ay are in love . . .

With Sant.

And by the number of pink beers on the table, someone loves him a lot.

But it's interesting that when the competition starts, J(w)ay is the only one who still has a pink can after Captain cleared the others away.

So even though they are both competing for Sant's affection,

Only one seems to really be in love with him to the point of immersing himself in Sant's pink world.

The show presents them as equal suitors for a Pastel Person on these pink sticky notes.

But who really knows this Pastel Person?

Captain stepped in to helped Sant with his live stream and to get the lollipop out of his hair.

But in true JittiRain fashion, only one Best Boy has been intensely observing Sant's every move.

And that's this man who might be wearing a dark green here, but I'm going to call it brown.

Just like I'm calling this brown as he waits for Sant to give him a call and the time of day.

Or even night as he wears this dark brown top as he is surrounded by pink.

Which is why I'm convinced that the pink J(w)ay wears is not because he is in love but because he is in love with Sant, specifically.

Who is a Pastel Person who love sweet treats.

And J(w)ay has been in love with him for a long time, which is why he waited so long for sweets-loving Sant to come back to him in his ironic "Stop Stressed! Start Desserts" shirt

Captain is a light Best Boy.

He has great qualities, so it makes sense why Sant, a Pastel Person, would like him.

And perhaps start putting some light brown over his pink.

Or even wear light blue.

But just like J(w)ay picking up pink, I don't think the brown and blue Sant slowly developed happened because he is love with just any Best Boy, but one very particular Best Boy.

And he has kept him waiting long enough.

So the color-coded boys in love are finally in their boyfriend era!

Wait? WHAT?!

Oh Lord

[taxi-cab-to-slowtown]

Flash Family Meets the Justice League

Okay, folks, so here's the thing, I love Batfam meets the Justice League and it's so fun because of the way that it has so many crunchy tropes mixed into it. Secret Identity? Check! Identity Reveal? Check! Paranoia? (there is a whole fic with this trope named this and it is fantastic) check! There's also just, found family, secret relationships, pranks.

Car Salesman: *smacks "Batfamily Meets the Justice League" tag* this bad boy can fit so many excellent superhero tropes.

The only problem is... there is a lot of Batfam meets the JLA fics out there. This isn't to say there is too many because there can never be too many and as long as there are new ones, I'll be eating them, because they are fantastic. But what if we could get something that feels like this trope, that tastes like it, but is just different enough that it opens up a whole wealth of new ideas?

How about Flash Family Meets the Justice League? The idea is that Flash is about as opposite from Batman as possible, which makes it that much more fun. Where the Bat hides everything, Flash is always open... or so the League thinks. Flash has a good shipping dynamic with pretty much any leaguer though I will always be a HalBarry stan and has quite a few kids at least 2 of which are active heroes.

Plus, Central City ever seem just a little too good to you? within a year of the Flash being active there was a museum in his honour. The Flashes can ask their rouges to take the day off, and they will I would love to see a crypidly happy Central city which is cursed with a different kind of curse from Gotham.

I feel like there's a super ton of focus on the Bats don't get me wrong, I love the Batfamily, that how I got into DC and we don't touch the untapped potential of the other families. Just please, consider the idea, chew on it, and if you end up writing about it, tag me please.

[greenfiend]

I'm not sure what to make of these orphan references but I'll just leave this here...

[ladyjayde]

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP

I think Alice knows more than she admits tbh, she's acting way too laid back about everything, something happened to her like -

She gives Sam too many warnings and I think it's because she was curious once too. She tried already and nothing worked. And if she knows smtg dangerous is going on AND she still cares about him like ofc she'll keep telling him to stop looking into the Archives.

She portrays as a very chill, minimum effort person. But if she rly was just that laid back and "don't work too hard", I feel like she wouldn't even bother to try and warn him or stop him.

[fredandginger64]

This article suggests that their so called feud was a promotional stunt. Who knows? But I know one thing, their split was not because of it.

Article from The Syracuse-Herald Journal, June 21, 1956

[iamnmbr3]

love how harry eavesdrops on draco twice in second year and the first time he's getting yelled at by his dad for talking about harry too much and the second time he's monologuing unprompted about harry and co

harry really does live rent free in draco's head

[coolfandomfairy]

Oh guys, I started to believe that Shax and Michael are villains.

Even if you recall Season 1, it was Michael who spied on Aziraphale and Crowley, took pictures of them and then presented them to Gabriel.

Then Gabriel said with disbelief : “I’m sure there is a perfect explanation for it”.

It makes me think that Michael manipulated Gabriel and others into believing that Ineffable Hisbands are truly evil. Why was Michael doing it? She was not given orders to spy on them. Of course, she did it to gain extra merits by identifying a “traitor”, to show Heaven that she is efficient and deserves a higher position.

On the other hand, we have Shax a low status demon, who had been struggling to level up her status for ages. So She will not hesitate to betray anyone in her way to power (including Beelzebub). If she ever happen to have a chance to take over, she will.

[weratebeanz]

Gecko noticed you didn’t follow your usual routine.

13/10 for very sus, 10/10 for investigation.

[tomatoland]

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[gildalilli]

Rewatching episode 5 and Zira is acting weird from the moment he starts inviting people to the ball. The giving away of books, the ignoring everything Crowley tries to tell him, everyone acting out his fantasy. We haven’t really seen him play god with peoples’ free will like this before on this scale, puppeteering them for his own selfish desires (that I remember). The whole season has moments like this that feel like a dream where Crow and Nina are the only ones conscious.

[father-of-the-void]

Iran sabotages French railroad ahead of Olympics

[thxnks4themrms]

So what’s going on with Melanie now cuz I’m hearing there’s more proof for her sa-ing Timothy or something but I can’t find any new proof cuz it’s literally just earthlings watering down the situation

[yournewfriendshouse]

what the fuck is going on, man. I swear to fuck if I got long covid on top of my usual bullshit just from getting it once I’m going to be livid

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

What the heck is going on with Joel and Iskall (<- behind on Hermitcraft and doesn't watch MCC)