#ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Jayce: Don’t worry Professor! We learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Heimerdinger, looking at the remains of the lab: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Viktor: Death isn’t real, and we’re basically God.

[tk5reader]

I’ve been feeling very “prompt week” but I’m also entirely incapable of being original. So I’ve decided to make an incorrect quotes streak (regardless of if they’ve been done before or not) until the feeling goes away.

Quote 12

Stiles: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Derek: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Stiles: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE PUPS WITH ME

Scott, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[fitzbelovedhangover]

Fitz: This is a mistake😑

The Fool, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Fitz: But not today😑

The Fool, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #4

James: You know those things will kill you, right?

Regulus, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point

Remus, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process,

Sirius, nods while eating raw cookie dough

[marthalmary]

Arthur : I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Merlin : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Morgen : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Bedivere : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

[starsanchor]

Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[the-quote-district]

Mel: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Mud: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Breadhead?

Breadhead: Probably "road work ahead".

Ken: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

[gay-dorito-dust]

A/n: idk why but I just think dick would be good at chess…

Dick : *after playing chess with you* is letting someone win chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Jason : does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

Tim: no, try bottoming harder, let them win at sudoku or dominoes.

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jayce, not looking up from the microscope: Myxine Circifrons

Viktor:

Viktor, now uncontrollably horny: fsh

[6ien]

haven't posted anything in a while..

[tk5reader]

*after a long and convoluted mess that lead to Luke helping Din with his bounty *

Luke, trying to ask Din out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Beru, in the background: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

@dinlukeweek June 19: Marriage Vows / Met on Tatooine AU

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Delano: What the fuck? Kieran: He's having an idea.

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #2

Regulus: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

James: Regulus, that’s a coma

Regulus: Sounds festive

[marthalmary]

Bedivere: Just be yourself.

Arthur: 'Be myself'? Bedivere, I have one day to win Camelot over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Morgen : Couple weeks.

Merlin : Six months.

Guinevere : Jury’s still out.

Arthur : See, Bedivere?

Arthur : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?