#source: scatterpatter

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

[smile-grove-memes]

Tida: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Nikolai: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[incorrect-amazing-digital-circus]

Caine, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Pomni: How?

Caine: How what?

Pomni: How could they be worse?

Caine: They couldn’t, I lied.

Pomni:

[starsanchor]

Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jayce, not looking up from the microscope: Myxine Circifrons

Viktor:

Viktor, now uncontrollably horny: fsh

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[the-quote-district]

Mel: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Mud: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Breadhead?

Breadhead: Probably "road work ahead".

Ken: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

[gay-dorito-dust]

A/n: idk why but I just think dick would be good at chess…

Dick : *after playing chess with you* is letting someone win chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Jason : does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

Tim: no, try bottoming harder, let them win at sudoku or dominoes.

[tk5reader]

*after a long and convoluted mess that lead to Luke helping Din with his bounty *

Luke, trying to ask Din out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Beru, in the background: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

@dinlukeweek June 19: Marriage Vows / Met on Tatooine AU

[6ien]

haven't posted anything in a while..

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Delano: What the fuck? Kieran: He's having an idea.

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[smile-grove-memes]

Storm: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Grey: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Storm: Jokes on you, I can't do math

[abovethefoldd]

Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?

Davey: YOU DID WHAT—

Race: William Snakespeare.

[starsanchor]

Bucky: Where's Yelena, Bob, and Ava?

John: They're playing hide and seek.

Bucky: Where?

John: I really don't think you get how this game works.

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jayce: You and me!!!

Viktor, tearing up: Okay.