#Snailifier

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 4: The Quarterquarterfinals

(Poll 4 of 16)

@kittybroker

(no propaganda submitted)

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

[snailifier]

Snello, snumblr!!

I'm the snailifier. I take your speech and turn it into sneech 🐌 ✨️

✨✨✨snanart snuseum✨✨✨

@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast

@adrugand5moredrugs

@moniridia

@sonar-fanart-hall

@idiotobsessedwithcats

@punk-vampire-fox-milo

@c0nstantlyscreaming

@jouster-ari

@weirdyolk

@dick-cock-penis-phallos

✨✨✨snank you snartists!!✨✨✨

(yes i have heard "take me to snurch")

🐌✨ 🐌✨

be kind to each other.

i do take suggestions. send asks any time please. sometimes i get a really nice ask so i keep it in my askbox for a while.

🐌✨ 🐌✨

TAGS:

#plain text below- snail's speech is in regular English below the cut (Keep reading).

#snailified- translated into sneech (snail speech; "sn" or "snail" is added to words/images).

#not snailified- not translated into sneech

#snend snasks- for answered asks (send asks -> snend snasks)

#snueue- queued posts

#snisdom- asks about snail wisdom

🐌✨ 🐌✨

inventor of the snailmoticon* (even though i don't use it much anymore)

* @=: regular

@==: curious

@>: angry

@: scared

@ oh no

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

the immortal snail @snailifier

@snailifier

[anjeez929]

Gimmick Blog Dashboard simulator

🅰️ alice Follow

man yesterday, I managed to fail my advanced biology test.

🔶 @the-haiku-bot Follow

man yesterday, I

managed to fail my advanced

biology test

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

🐌 @snailifier Follow

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snan snesterday, I

snanaged to snail my snadvanced

sniology snest

Sneep snoop! I snook for snaccidental snaiku snosts. Snometimes I sness up.

🧬 @hellsitegenetics Follow

String identified: 🐌✨️gt a!🐌✨️ a ta, aag t a aac g t ! accta a t. t .

Closest match: Clytie syriaca genome assembly, chromosome: 9

(image source)

🥚 @eggblackoutpoetry Follow

"egg egg"

🚫 @the-disemvoweler Follow

"gg gg"

[plainsbison]

Carry on my Wayward Son, There'll be peace when you are done !

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

THE SNALL SNIGHTY @snailifier JUST REBLOGGED ONE OF MY REBLOGS. I FEEL SO COOL RIGHT NOW. OH MY, AS I WAS TYPING THAT THEY REBLOGGED ANOTHER ONE OF MY REBLOGS. I FEEL SO HAPPY OH MY GOSH THEY REBLOGGED TWO OF MY REBLOGS.

I WOULD SQUEEL IF IT WOULDNT HURT MY HEAD. I MIGHT TYPE MY NEXT FEW POSTS IN SNEECH.

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 0

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

@locked-in-or-tweaking

“Some very funny photos of fish”

“she has a pretty cool shrimp shirt”

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: alphabetizing-posts

Function: arranges words in a post in alphabetical order.

Name: snailifier

Function: snailifies.

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[snailifier]

as of today, snailifier is one month old!! I wrote an entire snentimental thing answering one of the first asks I got, but tumblr deleted it and i can't find it anymore 🐌😔

snanyway, i am so pleasantly surprised by how much snupport i've gotten, and by all the beautiful sneople who cheer me up when i'm feeling down.

here's to another month of chaos, snositive snenergy, and of course, snails!!

[worseperson]

must be nice to know you Have a favorite letter. Especially one so very useful wHen combined witH otHers. Personally i just say all twenty-six of tHem are equally important for giving one's audience both knowledge and pizzazz.

no I actually like the letter W

[sharkifier]

Sharking may be inconsistent.

[phannie-elvis]

Snating: snot snute

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[parsnippety]

schlorb

youre just schlorbin everyone, huh?

[sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast]

A WIP I'm working on:

Removed the color I added already since it would spoil the final piece 🙃

Ramblings in tags 👇

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 3: The Quarterquartersemifinals

(Poll 8 of 32)

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@little-bitch-detector

(no propaganda submitted)

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@the-actual-catacombs

(no propaganda submitted)