#alphabetizing-posts

[the-haiku-bot]

april deleting

entire fools for shits site

this weeaboo we’re you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Apologies to my mutuals I just discovered that there’s an account that alphabatizes people’s posts

And I fear that is exactly my sense of humor

Sorry!!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alphabet bakery

[avalilsbfss]

𝐅𝟏 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐬 - 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

Drivers: Lewis Hamilton, lando Norris, Oscar piastri, max verstapan, Charles leclerc, Carlos sainz.

Summery: f1 divers as dads

Pairing: drivers x reader

Warnings: none, fluff, suggestive things

Master list

GIVE ME SUGESTIONS FOR MORE!!

[armadillo-arts]

fun fact, anne was canonically born on 6/6/6 and i think that’s really funny considering she’s next in line to be god

[rubikor]

chibi collection

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: alphabetizing-posts

Function: arranges words in a post in alphabetical order.

Name: snailifier

Function: snailifies.

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[thatgirlsworld36]

Jobe Bellingham NSFW alphabet

(minors DNI!!!)

TW: NSFW themes; read it only if you feel comfortable. English is not my first language. 

Enjoy <3

A= Aftercare(what they're after sex)

Jobe is the sweetest after it. The only thing he wants to do is keep you close in his arms. But first he always makes sure you are alright because sometimes things can get pretty rough.

His head is buried in your hair/neck and whisper praises in your ear such as “You did so good for me” “My sweet girl was made for me” etc. , while his hands are all over your body, dragging his thumb and fingers over all your moles and scars trying to help your poor body relax.

After some time he gets up to run you a bath or to order food if you are hungry. Everything you want and desire. But if you two are too tired he will just put a blanket over you two naked bodys(did i hear round two in the morning??) and just fall asleep with you in his arms.  

B= Body part(their favorite body part and also their partner's)

I just KNOW this man can’t choose between your boobs and ass. He doesn’t care what their sizes are or the way they look. He just can’t imagine a day without having his palms over your breasts using them as a “stress relief balls” as he says or slapping your ass every now and then when he somehow end up behind you(always do it intentionally)

But he also like your eyes. He always says that they are magnetic and they make him all wrapped over your finger with just one look. He also like them when you roll your eyes back during it…

For him- his smile. For sure. He just love how he can make you smile almost every time with only him smiling.(I mean have we seen his smile?? I’m all folded every single time…) I think he also like his palms and fingers. He just love how small your hands look in his because of his pretty high height for a football player.

C= Cum(anything to do with cum basically)

Inside. Sometimes in your mouth. I don’t think he is a big fan of coming on your face or your back/tummy(not like he doesn't do it sometimes). He just prefers to watch how his sperm is dripping from your cunt or all down your chin. When he finish he always stay there a little longer just to make sure that everything will stay there(did i hear a little breeding kink?)

D= Dirty secret(pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret they desire)

Jobes dream is to fuck you in his brothers bed. He can’t explain why. He has always felt suppressed because of Jude so he wants to know that HE was able to make you cum there and then Jude to don't know, makes Jobe go insane. He will never tell you tho…

E= Experience(how experienced are they?)

Here is the thing, I don't think Jobe is very experienced. I mean you were not his first but he doesn’t have many bodies before you. He has always given his best to train and leave his brother's shadow so he “kept it in his pants”.

F= Favorite position(again, pretty self explanatory)

Missionary. May seem boring but he wants to watch your eyes and every little expression you make. That also gives him almost all of the control. He loves how you dig your nails into his back and wrap your legs around his waist to bring him impossibly closer.  So yeah, he prefers it that way. 

G= Goffy (are they more serious in the moment? do they joke during it?)

I think he will be more serious when he is angry after he loses a game or something like that. But at the other time he will crack jokes. Like all the time, but not too much. You got me?

H= Hair(how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc)

He has a considerable amount of hair there, curly and dark. He doesn't care much about things like that, but if you want him to shave it all or at least a little bit he would. Jobe doesn't want it to be unpleasant for you when you're giving him a head, so you can tell him to shave it if you wanna.

He also doesn’t care if you are shaved or not. Whatever makes you comfortable. 

I= intimacy(how intimate are they during it?)

Jobe's a very romantic guy, even when he's dominating you. He is always talking to you through it and the eye contact with him is on another level.

J= Jack off(masturbation headcanon)

It happens sometimes. Since you two are together he almost stopped doing it. But sometimes when he is away for a game or you just simply can’t be with him at that moment and he is turned on by something(probably you were teasing him over a chat or he was looking at your pictures for a little too long) he “break” the tension.

K= Kink(one or more of their kinks)

Don’t come at me, but i think that under his sweet nature he is in some freaky shits.

Something like SLIGHT bondage because he have all the power and I think he needs to feel like most of the things are in his hands.

Praises because let’s be honest he for sure have a little complexes because of Jude.(and this is so sad) So you shouldn't forget to tell him how good he’s making you feel. But don’t worry he will also praise you. 

SLIGHTLY overstimulation and edging. I don’t want to talk about that. I just feel it like this(argue with the wall) 

Dom-sub. Again, for I don't know which time- he NEED to know he have the power. That something deppend on his, that HE is someone…(poor him)

But let's not forget he won’t do anything that would make you uncomfortable. 

L= Location(favorite place to do it)

Mostly in his bed. This man is trying to keep his life private as possible, so he won’t risk so much to do it in public where you two can get caught.

Also in his car during the night when everything is dark and the chance someone sees you is not so big. 

M= Motivation(what turns them on?)

You. You breathing, you eating, you reading…just you existing. But ESPECIALLY when you are wearing some of his shirts or sweaters. 

N= No(something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything that can actually hurt you. Yes, he like when things get pretty rough, but no, he won’t make you suffer and feel pain for a long period of time. Also if he sees that you are even slightly uncomfortable during something new you two try he will immediately stop. 

O= Oral( preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc..)

This man LOVE to eat you out. I think the word was munch? He can spend all day and all night between your thighs doing the same thing over and over. He also love when you are giving him head. The way you look down on your knees looking with watery eyes up to him makes him go INSANE. 

P= Pace(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

When you first started doing it he was slow and really gentle. He was scared that he could accidentally hurt you. When you told him you will be okay he started going harder. But it also depends on the mood. Sometimes he just needs a rough fuck after a rough practise and  sometimes he just wants to hold you and take things slow.

Q= Quickie(their opinions on quickies, how often etc..)

It’s not his favorite but sometimes if you have somewhere to be and one of you want it he is down. But he prefers the normal sex so he can have more time for everything. 

R= Risk(do they take risk? How far are they ready to go?)

As I said he doesn’t want to risk someone catching you and make you feel uncomfortable. But let’s say that you two have done it once or twice in the stadium after a bad football game…

S= Stamina(how many rounds can they go? how long do they last?)

Normally around 2-3 rounds, he would go for ages until you cum at least twice. This man has been an athlete his whole life so he know how to don’t get tired so easily. 

T= Toys(do they own toys? do they use them?)

He doesn't own any, but you have a few. He'll use them on you every now and then, but he wants to be the one pleasuring you, not some toys. 

U= Unfair(how much do they like to tease?)

Oh this man is a tease. He will probably overstimulate you or not let you cum until he says so. But you know it will be worth it in the end. 

V= Volume(how loud they are during it?)

Loves to talk dirty. He's always whispering stuff in your ear. Jobe does not scream or moan very loudly but he does gasp and moan softly, sometimes he can even whimper or grunt gutturally.

W= Wild card(a random headcanon)

One time you two made a bet  that you can last longer than him without sex. This became a two weeks long bet of nothing but teasing and touching, trying to make the other one crack. Jobe cracked first, he couldn't keep handling it any more.  

X= X-Ray(let's see what's going on under those clothes)

I mean we all have seen Bellingham's genes but I think it's more thicker than the average and not that long.

Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Let's say he's average (I don't see him as a guy who is horny all the time)

Z= Zzz(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He definitely sleeps better after sex, but he makes sure you are asleep before he goes to sleep. He wants to make sure your comfortable and had many cuddles before he close his eyes.(even tho it’s hard for him if he had exhausting day) 

My masterlist

[gallifreyanhotfive]

I'm so glad the Doctor told us that C was a letter of the alphabet; otherwise, we may never have known this.

[sunflowersandgoldenhour]

I’m sad… I need older women to tell me I’m pretty and feed me sweet compliments of adoration. Yeah… that will fix my broken femme lesbian heart

alittleraeofsunshinee

[kaayyyys]

Daryl Dixon X reader

Fluff alphabet

A is for Arms: His arms. Strong, calloused, always ready. Ready to pull you close when a walker gets too close, ready to hold you tight when the nightmares come. They’re not always gentle, a little rough around the edges like the man himself, but damn, they feel like home. Sometimes, when he thinks you're not looking, he'll just wrap one arm around your waist, pulling you close enough to feel the warmth, a silent promise that he's there.

B is for Banter: Before you, Daryl didn't 'banter'. He grunted. Now, he teases. It’s subtle, a dry remark about your terrible aim (which isn’t that bad), or a playful jab about the time you tried to cook squirrels and nearly burned down the house. It's his way of flirting, his way of showing he's paying attention. You tease him right back, of course, because seeing that small, almost-smile flicker across his face is worth any risk.

C is for Comfort: He's not one for grand gestures, but he knows how to offer comfort. A silent hand squeeze when you're upset. Sharing his blanket on a cold night, even though he pretends he doesn't need it. Leaving you the last of the clean water. Comfort, Daryl-style, is quiet, practical, and fiercely devoted.

D is for Dreams: You share them now, whispered in the dark. Nightmares of what you've lost, yes, but also dreams of a future. A future where you can build a life, a home, a garden even. Daryl doesn’t talk about them much, but you catch him looking at you sometimes, a hopeful glint in his usually guarded eyes.

E is for Eyes: His eyes are a roadmap. They tell you everything he doesn't say. The worry when you're out on a run. The pride when you take down a walker. The raw, untamed affection when he looks at you like you're the only person in the world. You've learned to read them, to understand the language he keeps hidden from everyone else.

F is for Firelight: Sitting by the fire, the crackling flames painting dancing shadows on his face. It's in these moments, quiet and still, that you feel closest to him. He'll sometimes share stories, snippets of his past, things he's never told anyone else. The firelight makes him open up, makes him vulnerable, and you cherish every word.

G is for Grateful: You're grateful for him. For his strength, his loyalty, his unwavering presence in a world that wants to tear you apart. He’s grateful for you too, though he'd never say it in so many words. You see it in the way he watches your back, the way he always makes sure you're safe.

H is for Hair: The first time you ran your fingers through his hair, he tensed up, ready to fight. Now, he leans into it, closes his eyes, lets you card your fingers through the strands. It's a small intimacy, a quiet moment of connection that means more than any grand declaration.

I is for Inside Jokes: You have a whole language of inside jokes now. A raised eyebrow, a shared glance, a mumbled word that means something entirely different to the two of you. These tiny moments of shared understanding are what build your bond, what make you a team.

J is for Jealousy: He doesn't show it often, but you see it sometimes. A flicker in his eyes when someone gets too close, a tightening of his jaw when someone else makes you laugh. It's a possessive, protective kind of jealousy, born from fear of losing you. You reassure him without words, a gentle touch, a reassuring smile. He's the only one you want.

K is for Kiss: His kisses aren't soft and gentle, not at first. They're raw, desperate, like he's trying to pull you into his soul. But over time, they soften, become tender, a quiet promise of forever.

L is for Loyal: Daryl Dixon is nothing if not loyal. He'd walk through fire for the people he cares about, and you are at the top of that list. He's got your back, always, no matter what. That loyalty is the bedrock of your relationship, the foundation on which you're building your life together.

M is for Mending: You mend each other. He patches up your physical wounds, stitching you back together when the world tries to break you. You mend his emotional scars, slowly, carefully, with patience and love.

N is for Near: Just being near him is enough sometimes. Sitting shoulder-to-shoulder by the fire, walking side-by-side on a supply run, just knowing he’s there is a comfort in itself. His presence is a grounding force, a reminder that you’re not alone.

O is for Outdoors: You both find solace in the outdoors. The woods, the quiet, the sense of freedom. You often take walks together, just to escape the confines of the walls, to breathe in the fresh air.

P is for Protect: The need to protect each other is fierce, primal. You'd both lay down your lives for the other without hesitation.

Q is for Quiet: Sometimes, the best moments are the quiet ones. No words, no distractions, just the comfortable silence of being together.

R is for Respect: He respects you, your strength, your intelligence, your compassion. He sees you, really sees you, and values you for who you are.

S is for Scars: You both carry scars, both visible and invisible. They're a reminder of what you've been through, but also a testament to your resilience. He doesn't shy away from your scars; he traces them with his fingertips, a silent acknowledgment of your pain.

T is for Trust: Trust is everything, especially in this world. You trust him with your life, with your heart, with your deepest secrets. And he trusts you, completely.

U is for Understanding: You understand each other, on a level that transcends words. You see the pain behind his stoicism, the vulnerability beneath his gruff exterior. And he sees the strength behind your kindness, the fire beneath your gentle demeanor.

V is for Vulnerable: It takes time, but he lets you see his vulnerable side. The moments of doubt, the flashes of fear, the pain of his past. He trusts you enough to show you his true self, and that's the greatest gift he can give.

W is for Warmth: His warmth. Physical, in the way he holds you close. Emotional, in the way he makes you feel safe and loved.

X is for XOXO (Kisses and Hugs): He's not one for saying it, but he shows it in every action, in every glance, in every protective gesture.

Y is for Yearning: Even after all this time, you still yearn for him. For his touch, his voice, his presence. The yearning is a constant reminder of the depth of your love.

Z is for Zenith: You've found your zenith with him. Your peak, your highest point. He makes you a better person, stronger, more resilient. Together, you can face anything. Together, you are home.

[improbable-outset]

Family of three? (Or more):

Before Emi stumbled upon his life, the thought of having children never really crossed his mind. His initial reluctance and emotional breakdown when he had to take care of Emi shows how unprepared he felt for the role of fatherhood. Despite eventually embracing the role and finding joy in caring for Emi, he still feels a bit iffy about having his own children (biological or adopted)

A human baby is much smaller and more delicate than a kaiju. Human infants are more vulnerable, and this amplifies Ken’s insecurities. Every new parent will have the typical fear of not being good enough or making mistakes, and I think Ken’s insecurities stem from his past.

Ken’s strained relationship with his father, even though it was eventually resolved, left a lasting impact on him. As a child, he felt abandoned when his father stayed in Japan while he moved to America with his mother.

I feel like the sense of abandonment is a deep-rooted fear he carries into his own potential parenthood. He’s anxious that his double life as a star baseball player and Ultraman might leave his own child to feel the same way he did— confused and abandoned.

However, this might give him determination not to repeat history and ensure his child never feels the same way he did. Furthermore, the thought of his child watching him play, whether through TV or in person, might inspire him to excel in his baseball career.

He hopes that his kid will look up to him with admiration just as Emi did when she watched him practice and supported him

[shanesevikasfuckdoll]

SFW Alphabet with Sevika 😍🦾

SFW alphabet with Sevika, with maybe a little bit of nsfw if you squint your eyes, sooo

🚫Men and Minors DNI🚫

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Sevika has a hard time verbalizing her affection, so she just tends to do the thing she's best at. Acts of service. Massaging your back, your feet, bringing you little gifts, or your favourite food. She also shows her affection through physical touch. Holding your waist when you go outside, holding your hand, always touching your hair, pinching your cheeks, and laughs at your pout.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Extremely loyal. If you're as loyal to her, as she is you, then she's basically gonna be your ride or die.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She loves cuddling in bed or on your couch. One of her main love languages are physical touch, so she loves being close to you when you're at home. For sleeping, she likes nuzzling up to your neck, or putting her face on your chest. Sometimes you wonder if she can even breathe there, but when you check, she's already snoring.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

After the issues between piltover and Zaun, yeah. That woman needs her rest, so after work, she barely even drinks at bars anymore, akthough sometimes she likes to visit the last drop once in awhile to see how it's going, but she just come home to you most of the time. Her cooking is decent too, not a 5 star michellin dish, but she's good at making comfort foods, or food from her culture passed down to her by her mother. If you do decide to cook, she's happy to set up the table, and do the dishes for you no matter how tired she is.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She's straight up with it. No beating around the bush. She will of course tell you why she feels that way, and let you vent too, but that's basically it.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

After she became part of the council, she immedietly commissioned a ring, and proposed to you a couple months after.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Sevika's only ever gentle with you. Before she goes to bed, she takes her mechanical arm off, and cuddles you. Emotionally, she's the same. She listens to your rants and vents about your day, and when she hears that someone hurt you, she'll comfort you until you fall asleep, and track the sorry fucker down.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

She loves hugs. She hugs you from behind alot when you cook, or wash dishes. She's like a human heater(?) to be honest, specially when it's cold, she'd hold you in her arm(s?) and you instantly feel warm.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

About 6 months into the relationship. It was no accident too, she doesn't say it very much before you, so it really meant alot to her when she says it, she means it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She's not often jealous, just extremely possessive. She knows your loyalty, and she values that aspect of you alot. But, she does get jealous when you give other people more attention (I guess that's possessiveness) so she'll just butt in the conversation, and sweep you off your feet, and takes you somewhere where there's only you two. If a random stranger decides to touch you, she's not afraid to take a couple fingers, or limb from them. She doesn't let anyone touch you other than her. And everyone knows you're HERS anyway.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Rough, and sloppy. Or sometimes she peppers your face in soft kisses, and kisses your hand, and knuckles. She likes to be kissed in the nose, and forehead, although she'd never admit that to your face.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Surprisingly really soft. She understands children really well, though she would never volunteer to be with them, if she's stuck with one, she's actually really good with them. You find it cute sometimes, and you often take pictures of her with them. You both consider having your own one day.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

She's early to wake up, but she's a little cranky, but after a cup of coffee, she goes straight to functioning, and kisses you goodmorning, and invites you to take a shower with her, which you gladly obliged.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights with are are basically just her ranting about her fellow council members, and you listening, while combing her hair with your fingers, and kissing her hair. She often falls asleep like that, and you fall asleep after. Or on weekends, you both spend the night watching shitty romantic comedies and making out on your couch while drinking wine.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

The first time she truly opened up to you was a year into your relationship, while you were going through a tough time. She'd tell you funny stories about her childhood to sad ones about her mother, and her dad.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Her patience with you is surprisingly long. She can put up with most of your shit, unless you actually manage to push all her buttons, she'll just carryo you to bed, and uhm— "discipline" you. 😏

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

She remembers Every. Single. Detail. There’s not one thing that slips her mind. Even when you forgot you told her, you'd just be surprised she already knows. It's sweet though, from your likes, and dislikes, you taste in music your favourite food, your favourite color, season. Never bring it up again, then ask her 7 years later, she still remembers.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Her favourite memory of the both of you was on your 1st anniversary, you both got sick for a week, so all you did was rest, and take care of each other. That's when she felt like she fell inlove with you all over again, because even when you were sick, you still tried your best to make dinner for the both of you for your anniversary, and spent the whole night watching movies, and cuddling on the couch.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

She makes sure you're always safe with or without her. She has eyes everywhere that tell her where you are at all times, she knows who's messing with you, and who's not. When you're togetehr, she has a protective grip on you, like someone is gonna steal you away from her. She only finds it cute when you do try to protect her, but only from a feisty cat but freaks the fuck out, if you actually get a scratch, and proceeds to lecture you for a whole hour. When you finally feel bad, she'll stop and pause, and kisses where you got scratched, and then takes you to Singed to give you a rabies shot.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She puts alot of effort in general. She doesn't like to do things half assed, so on your anniversaries, she tries to get you something special. For everyday tasks, it's the same, always puts in alot effort for you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

She can get a little mean at times. But when she sees the look on your face, she immedietly backs off, says sorry, and makes it up to you the whoke day.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really. She's a busy woman. She only ever wears anything practical. But also because she knows she looks hot wearing anything, or nothing at all.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

No, not necessarily. She loves and cares for you, but you're not really a missing peace in her life, because she makes sure she has every peace of her fulfilled before she even starts dating.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I have two. She has a different voice when talking to you. A lot softer than when she's threatening other people, or just simply talking to anyone else but you. And it's kind of cute seeing her like that, all vulnerable around you, but sometimes, when someone walks in, she immediately changes her voice to a lower, and harsher tone. And, I'm a firm believer she definitely has glasses she never wears, and she would rather be blind than wear them.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Disloyalty. I think this goes without saying, but she'll never give 100% of her loyalty to anyone who isn't 100% loyal to her. (maybe I'm projecting, idk)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Snores HEAVILY. She doesn't even believe it, and calls you crazy, until you tell her her snoring is driving you crazy, and she just sits there in silence, and asks you for proof, so that night you take a video of her snoring loudly. When she saw it, all she did was laugh, and flick your forehead, and told you to deal with it.

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I'm still a shitty writer guys, but congrats if you made it this far, heh.

[deconstructthesoup]

Okay, I have decided to do this for all of the Intrepid Heroes, and I figured I'd start with this:

*These polls are obviously not going to contain any non-adult PCs, so no Gorgug and Squing (I know he's old as shit but he reads kid to me)... and Pib is a cat, so

Other polls: Siobhan | Lou | Emily | Murph | Ally

[miumiins]

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Look at my stupid phone case

Extra: my sister's reaction to this