#Soap Cod

[tintoxtinto]

Ghost’s first time at the MacTavish house (+Soap’s niece)

[temeyes]

posture studies maybe (?)

[lanialania00]

I love that haircut

[melh1art]

kingsman!ghoap

[actuallyacat]

This food is so fucking good lois...

[tojisteddy]

Pervy roommate!Soap’s camera he’s been hiding in your room for months, but you found it few days before deployment.

cw: 18+ mdni, dark content (kinda), dubcon, soap being invasive and a lying slut but for you, masturbating, naive!reader feeding into his shenanigans, non con recording.

Truly, the smallest mistake for the ages can make everything his the fan, can’t it.

And Johnny’s not new to new concept, he’s a demolition expert for a reason. He just didn’t think he’d slip up this bad, right before he got deployed.

He was putting the camera back where it belonged, safely behind a couple of things on your dresser. Why was the camera there to begin with? He was looking out for you in a way. Making sure he saw every little thing you did, from changing out of yoru work clothes, the tips of your breasts to your plump ass, to the fucking hairs that were growing on your sexy pussy— to watching that movie you’ve been dying to watch, to the nights you cried yourself to sleep and then quickly walked the the other side of the flat to his room to cuddle.

Johnny has seen it all, it’s all on a top secret flash drive that’s between him and Satan. He was backing up he file to get every last glimpse of you— who else was he gonna rub one out to?

The idiot didn’t think it would lead to you finding the little piece of equipment , a pout on your lips, arms folded over your chest.

“Is this yours?”

There was a pause, not enough to get you really questioning, but enough for Soap to come up with an adequate list of lies to fill in the blank.

“I’d never lass. Wouldn’t hurt you like tha baby. Care about ye too much.”

The lie falls from his lips ever so beautifully, he could win an Emmy from this performance alone.

You let out a sigh of relief, but tears fall nonetheless, quickly running into his arms where he sat on the couch. He holds you tight in you in his arms, rocks you as your cry, “Why would someone do this?” and “Does someone have it out for me?”

Absolutely not, Johnny worships the floor you walk on. He recorded for safe keeping, right?

He coos, kissing your forehead, “Don’t worry Bon’, gonna find ou’ who did this t’ya and beat ‘em t’a pulp. It’s so many daft men in the world.”

He’d put the blame on that idiot you’d brought over one too many times. He got too close to his pretty dove anyway.

Let’s say a month passed with him gone and god, did the Scottish man miss you to pieces. He couldn’t get you off his mind, even more so because he stupidly forgot the flash drive at home. He almost cried about it, Ghost gave him a disgusted look, John ignored him and Gaz acting like he didn’t see him moping around and talked about other things.

The new camera, which was smaller, was properly on and installed. Your hadn’t noticed again but for some reason, you’d gone celibate.

You didn’t use your toys like you do sometimes, didn’t hump that pillow you had, didn’t even bring anyone over.

And then like a miracle from god, he hears the chime of his phone that’s changed specifically for when you text him.

“Bloody hell!” He curses at the sight, a video you’ve sent.

“You alright mate?” Gaz raises his eyebrow from the couch. Soap’s blue eyes are already erratic, snapping towards the man.

He gulps, “A-aye. Just got some things t’take care ‘f for ma roommate.” And with that he’s out of the common room and almost sprinting to his dorm. Quickly shutting and locking the door behind him.

Immediately playing the video you’d sent, the thumbnail that made his heart leap being you face down with you juicy ass up, hand on your sloppy cunt and rubbing your clit.

He clicks the video and groans just from seeing you run your hand through the mess you’ve created between your folds. Your fingers are already wet and sticky.

Your breath hitches when you touch your harden clit,

And then like a 5 part symphony, you breathlessly moan, “Johnny.”

He groans at the sound of you, all too tempting— this is exactly what men used to go to war for. Astonishingly beautiful people like you, rubbing there pretty little clits with both of their holes facing the camera and clenching like a little fucking slut.

You don’t know why you send that video to Johnny.

Maybe because you stupidly missed his mouth on your pussy till you were sore, climbing up the bed for mercy. Or when he left hickies all over you and finger fucked you till you passed out.

That Scottish fucker had trained your body to want him watching, breathing every inch of you in— it made you even more wet just thinking about it, you keened his name, circling your little bud faster, humping the air, shimming your ass back and forth.

“Wanna- anngh- Johnnyy.” You whimpered.

And Johnny his had as a brick right now, painfully so, mumbling curses of exactly what to do to you, how he’d help you cum. Because he knows even by the way you squeeze your eyes shut, the way you keep looking back with those big brown eyes, curls covering your face— it’s not enough. It’ll never be enough.

“Come on Bonnie, easy now.” He mumbles to yourself and it’s almost like you’re listening to him through the screen, slowing down, chest heaving, you turn around, shyly looking past the camera, heat rising under your cheeks— cute fucking girl— and then down at the mess you’ve made.

You lay down on the bed again, rubbing yourself, gentler now, tweaking at your hardened nipples, bucking your hips with ever circular motion of you fingers. “Tha’s it lass, doin so good.” Johnny says breathlessly, staring in awe of you. You bite your lips, trying to hide your moans and whimpers but they peak through. Bouncing off the wall of your pretty bedroom.

Your moans get higher pitched by the second, babbling your words and then it hits you— and Johnnys got thee most perfect view of your little hole clenching and unclenching, more juices flowing down your fingers.

The man lets out a sharp exhale, wallowing in your own euphoric state.

Soap doesn’t even realize hes cum himself, in his own pants.

Untouched.

His phone chimes again.

It’s you, another text.

‘please come home soon & safe Johnny („• ᴗ •„)🥺💓💓’

He’d swim across the fucking ocean if he could.

But he’s settling for now, texting back, ‘thanks dove, you’re the best in the whole world!!!! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ Be home soon!!!😘😘🕺🏻🕺🏻 (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡’

Cumming once is never enough though. The man will have to rub another maybe two out.

But definitely using both angles he’s obtained. Can’t let them go to waste, can he?

a/n: naive!reader can not help but unintentionally egg pervyroomate!soap on. They’re so cute and demure and Johnny is just a slut.

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[elaphocordyceps]

saw an image and felt compelled to draw with a mouse

[lambiconic]

medieval 141

Prince Gaz who immediately takes interest in the newest kitchen maid. Unfortunately, for him you’re not keen on just giving up your virtue so to keep you close he raises your station, making you his only sister’s lady in waiting. 

Advisor Price who was the one to pull the strings and get your station raised, the one who had to keep you and your reputation safe when rumors spread. It was rare to see the young prince focused on one woman at a time and… you weren't exactly unkind. You were quite beautiful and sweet.. 

He’d like to keep you around 

Foreign noble Simon who’s there to negotiate his marriage with the princess but can’t seem to keep his eyes off you. Following you everywhere, even down to the kitchen. Constantly asking about your family, your interests, if you were engaged…

He very quickly decides that he didn’t need trade routes THAT badly. He’d much rather take you as his wife.

Knight Johnny who’s assigned to your lady but always ends up walking with you, he loves to pull you out of your shell and always reminds you to keep your head up. You always find him defending your honor, whether that means yelling at other ladies in waiting to respect your new title or beating the shit out of any man he feels is eyeing you inappropriately. 

[nightcrews]

Thinking of this screencap of Captain MacTavish a little extra today 😮‍💨😩💥

[martyfive]

ghostsoap commission for @bluegiragi!

thank you so much for an opportunity to draw them again 🖤

[tintoxtinto]

[temeyes]

pspspsps soap hurry n eat these shortbread cookies

oh no, y'all pissed off old man Price now!!!!!!!

[thirdmanfactor01]

Sometimes i feel like i'm doing something wrong in my life-

[baohanhanesel]

CAPTAAAAIN They are flirting again

[actuallyacat]

The people you know can hurt you the most 💔💔

[machveil]

Soap’s love language is, if he’s eating a food you like, offering his last few bites to you. goes on about how he’s full and couldn’t take another bite (you’ve seen him eat three times the portion size before and still be hungry afterwards). he’d rather see you enjoy it and grab a snack later

that said, he might try to momma bird the food to you mouth to mouth style. starts sputtering if you push him away while laughing