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Hunter: *training while shirtless*

Alkar, mumbling: I wanna lick the sweat off of your body.

Hunter: What was that?

Alkar: I SAID THIS BREAD IS REALLY TASTY!

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*Disney Princesses making a cake*

Moana: "Beat three eggs"

Merida: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?

Moana: *shrugs* I think so.

Tiana, hissing: Out of the kitchen! YOU TWO!

[richietoaster]

Richie: what would you like for breakfast? Waffles or a matta daddy?

Eddie: what’s a matta daddy?

Richie: nothin, baby, what’s a matter with you?

[notafeeling]

patton: hey, where were you?

logan: i went to the bank.

patton: why??

logan: i wanted to check my balance.

patton, pushing logan over: it’s not very good

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Jughead, furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES? I’M GONNA FUCKING KI-

Archie: I did.

Jughead, tenderly: -kiss you and buy you some more. You haven’t been eating enough, babe.

[winged-time-criminal]

Jimmy, greeting Naomi at the door: Naomi, may I say you look stunningly gorgeous today.

Naomi: --

Jimmy: Your beauty is practically blinding.

Naomi, suspicious: Do you want sex? Or did you threaten the Bludgeon Brothers again?

Jimmy: What? I can't compliment my wife?

Naomi: --

Jimmy: Okay, fine. I threatened the Bludgeon Brothers again.

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Hunter: Time to wake up.

August: Thirty more minutes.

Hunter, crawling back under the blanket and cuddling August: Okay, thirty more minutes.

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August: Time to wake up.

Hunter: Five more minutes.

August, conjuring magic with their hands: Maybe you didn't hear me the first time.

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Playing Never-Have-I-Ever

Piper: Never have I ever been handcuffed-

Finn, Ezra and the hunter: *grab their drinks*

Piper: -by an Enforcer.

Finn and Ezra: *slowly put their drinks down*

Hunter: *chugs*

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Omen, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs.

Alkar: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?

Omen: Must be.

Ezra: Out of the kitchen, you two!

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Hunter: Why do you want to marry me?

Piper: So that whenever someone messes with you, I can say "That's my spouse!" before punching them in the face.

Piper: And, you know, love and stuff.

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Finn: I'm a good leader because of my rationality. I don't resort to violence to solve conflicts.

Raven: Someone was mean to me.

Finn, vamping out: Imma cut a bitch.

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Piper: Oh, a shooting star! Quick, make a wish!

Hunter: I'm dating August. All my wishes already came true.

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Ezra: Finnegan, I love you but I don't think your plan is the best one.

Finn: You know I love you so much, but you're wrong.

Ezra: I obviously love you a lot too, but you must listen to me on this.

Finn: Fine, love of my life, tell me what you want to do.

Raven, to Coco: ...Do they always argue like this?

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Piper: I saw a really hot guy at The Wolf today.

Ezra: That's weird. Finn has been here with me all day.

Piper: Finn isn't the only hot guy around, Ezra.

Ezra: Sounds fake but okay.

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Raven: Let's play 20 questions.

Lux: Sure.

Raven: You go.

Lux: What's your favorite color?

Raven: I like dogs. My turn. Are you into girls?

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Finn, on the phone: Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Finn: I don't have a son.

Kidnapper: ... We took his phone and called the number under 'Daddy.'

Finn: Oh my god! Ezra's been kidnapped!