#Source: Desperate Housewives

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Oh, I talked to April today, and apparently, she and Casey might break up.

Donnie: Oh, how awful!

Leo: Donnie, you're smiling.

Donnie: Am I? Hmm.

[alexblakehusband]

buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me

maddie:

maddie: that is not–

eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: I never bragged!

Remus: You once called your face “proof of God’s existence”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: Where are you going?

Agatha: I feel a wave of sickness coming on and I want to be standing on my mother's grave when it hits.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: You have to help Stiles’s life get back on track!  Peter: Why? What’s so great about the track? I was on it, and it chewed me up and spit me out. 

[incorrectuksies]

roosevelt: money can’t buy happiness. pulitzer: sure it can. that's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

fWhip: C’mon, we’re gonna love working together!

Jimmy: Why? We don’t even like living together.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Oh, you don't know. I have a wife now

Richie: Really? Whose?

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Money can’t buy happiness.

Queen Charlotte: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

[emmikay]

Mustang: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Olivier Armstrong: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

[terrorquotestm]

Fitzjames: I never brag.

Crozier: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

[beatlesdiscord]

Paul: I love therapy.

Ringo: really?

Paul: yeah, it’s like a talk show where I’m the guest and the only topic is me.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I feel like you get me, Wyll. And you know why?

Wyll: Hm?

Astarion: Because we’re both incredibly handsome.

[laurastacey]

James Pendrick: I don't appreciate your accusatory tone.

Detective Murdoch: I'd use a different tone but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Oh, I talked to Wanda today, and apparently, she and Vision might break up.

Y/N: Oh, how awful!

Kate: Y/N, you’re smiling.

Y/N: Am I? Hmm.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Here, I made breakfast.

Mikey: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out