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Milford at Sunset by Trey Ratcliff Via Flickr: Piopiotahi at sunset recently
#Trey Ratcliff#Stuck In Customs#StuckInCustoms.com#sunset#Milford Sound#milford#sound#fjord#new#zealand#a7cr#sony#flickr
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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I continue my trend of making custom birds of all my faves that I’m really annoying about. Behold… Birby Gangsta.
The pinstripes are thread I threaded onto each end & glued on the underside. Utterly grueling but it was ultimately worth it. The eyepatch is removable, with the designs on it and the tie being hand painted.
Some other angles and WIP shots under the cut.




some general WIP and detail shots.

Side view!

two very intense birds!
#danganronpa#danganronpa 2 goodbye despair#dr2 spoilers#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#danganronpa fanart#custom target bird#there is Still superglue stuck to my fingertips from securing that thread lmao
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Fight Knight is the Spirit of Halloween.
So! A new Spirit Halloween location has opened up in Gotham, and the Batfam has decided to go shopping so they can prepare for Halloween.
Just because it's one of their busiest nights of the year doesn't mean they can't enjoy themselves while patrolling.
So the family walks in about a week before Halloween and spreads out to look for decorations or costumes to wear.
Its a fun trip, they buy their costumes, have a pleasant conversation with the manager about the holiday season, and go back home.
Then they actually put on their costumes and find out that they were either Cursed or Enchanted, because once put them on they are transformed them into the Costumes themselves.
Damien has become a Dog, after putting on a cheap dog costume at the insistence of his brothers. He's not unhappy at least.
Jason has been turned into a Zombie, though he has managed to restrain himself from eating his brother's Brains so far. He claims they look unappetizing.
Tim has been turned into Super Mario. He can't stop speaking in a bad Italian accent and has a huge mustache.
Dick has been turned into a Fairy Tale Princess after putting on the costume as a Joke. He has to admit though, he looks great as a Girl.
Even Bruce wasn't spared, and was turned into a Vampire after putting in some Plastic Teeth.
Taking off the costumes hadn't turned them back, leaving them stuck in their new forms.
Now they are all racing back to that Spirit Halloween to get answers as to what the hell just happened to them.
They hope Mr. Frank Knight has some answers for them.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fright Knight has a part time job#More like a hobby#He runs a bunch of Spirit Halloweens every year selling cursed objects to unsuspecting customers#The Curses break after Halloween so it's not harm done#The Batfam is not pleased#Wait till they find out that he has branches in multiple other cities#Like Metropolis. And Central City. And Coast City. And Atlantis. The other Heroes were not spared.#The Batfam and other affected are stuck in their new forms for a Week now#At least Dick and Damien are having fun in their new forms#Tim is too embarrassed to go back to work and Jason is mostly just sick of the zombie puns they keep tossing at him#I wonder what costumes the other chose?
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theyre finally home!! big day for annoying people (me) i finally get to hold it in my hands 💞 watching spelldon go from just a concept in my head to a fully realized character (especially after all these years!!) has been such a fun ride and i feel very lucky to have been a part of it. the comic is so so fun and everyone who worked on it did a fangtastic job. I'm so excited for folks to be able to pick this one up and hopefully feel seen or heard. happy pride! out now in your local comic shop 💕🌈
#pride#monster high#kieran valentine#spellentine#spelldon cauldronello#art#naoart#dont u just love living in a country where ur stuff gets stuck in customs for ages... not to mention the fees :/#feels homphobic ngl
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this is Jack! you may have seen him in a recent magma i did with @starriegalaxy! i was inspired by Starrie's precious Head Chef Bot that i wanted to make my own S.T.A.F.F. Bot OC!
Jack is a S.T.A.F.F. Bot that suffered a head injury but was able to continue working, so in order to avoid getting deactivated, he makes himself useful and continues to rotate through the roster of S.T.A.F.F. Bot jobs in the Pizzaplex as a "jack of all trades". the head injury damaged his wires, which now hang exposed over his face (they're a little sensitive). this damage also disconnected him from the S.T.A.F.F. Bot network and altered the default S.T.A.F.F. Bot personality AI in him.
so now he's a grumbly guy with a weird voice and an acute awareness of what is going on with the Pizzaplex's animatronics. but without the ability to actually do anything about it, he just goes about doing his jobs until the inevitable day he goes offline.
rolling past temperamental glamrocks, glitched out S.T.A.F.F. Bots, and a nighttime attendant with a penchant for tearing apart S.T.A.F.F. Bots, Jack equips himself with a dufflebag of tools and a a fazerblaster that he always has at the ready
he's not part of a larger AU yet... i've had some ideas, but still thinking
#fnaf staff bot#my OC Jack#fnaf oc#crab art#digital art#bright colours#staff bot oc#originally “Jack” was a placeholder name#literally because he's a jack of all trades#but it just kinda stuck#so now he is Jack#Master of Gun#i mean#Master with a Fazerblaster#i need to make that Joker Smash meme for Jack#“for Jack's neutral special he wields a gun”#personality wise#he's like an exhausted customer service worker meets experienced zombie apocalypse survivor#he's just SO DONE
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ayooo those who've ordered *only* enamel pins from my shop, I got those ready to go so I will be sending out just those orders for now! the rest of the merch is currently en route to me 👀
#I'm exciteddddd#I'm hoping due to this tariff crap the rest of the stuff isn't stuck in customs hell but we'll see#my merch#blog mod
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Another toxic headcanon of mine is Melinoe "child-soldier who grew up in a tent sleeping on a floor mattress in a bog and fucks in the Woods" would have a very difficult time adjusting to living in the House of Hades. Don't get me wrong she'd think she would do well and maybe the first few weeks/months or so she's alright. But as time goes on and she realizes she can't see the phases of the Moon or Selene's touch on her brow or simply go out and pick up mushrooms in the rain I think she'll 100% understand why Zagreus tried so hard to reach the Surface. And honestly, I don't think Hades would force her to stay/get a job at the House.
Melinoe and Hades are very similar, personality wise. Hades's first impression of his daughter is her running into his cell on her way to defeat his Father, the centerpoint of his trauma and the person he should have defeated long ago and left in the past. She goes in, night after night, fixing his mistakes. After a while, he must see the parallel.
Hades tells Zagreus in the first game to enjoy it while he doesn't have the responsibilities weighing Hades down. One could argue it's part of the reason why he's so bitter (other than being Divorced and traumatized). There's a convo where Hades asks if Melinoe is well. When she doesn't have an answer for him, he apologizes profusely. His failures are leading his daughter to become him. No childhood, only soldier.
There's no way in Hell or Heaven that Hades is gonna offer her an administrative chamber job lest he turns her into him. If he asks anything of her postgame, it's only to spend some time in the Underworld tending Pomegranate trees with her mom and time with them as a family but that's it.
#Melinoe#hades (hades)#hades 2#hades II#hades II spoilers#speculation#thinking how the developmental pathway talks about adding customizations to the Crossroads#why would Mel decorate them if they weren't Home?#anyways there's a reason why Eris is so hellbent on getting Mel's “mean streak” out#she's quite perceptive and Knows Melinoe under her veneer of “stuck-up”-ness is quite feral#“You are drawn like a moth to a flame” Melinoe's attraction to Eris isn't in a vacuum I'd say what draws her to Eris#is the idea of having Eris's freedom
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assorted thoughts on a sea change:
the long ass epigraphs (plural) and the endless shakespeare quotes.... one thing about cc she's making sure we're well-educated on the classics!!! even when she's literally just writing yaoi she's still putting some literary education in the middle of it like she's feeling a dog a pill by wrapping it in meat. never change miss clare
speaking of dogs, shoutout to mr oscar wilde for actually being a main character in this
will & jem parabatai bond mentioned 1000 killed 10000000 injured
sylvain having a faded parabatai mark in the exact same spot as will does, presumably bc sylvain also does not think he will ever get married, albeit for completely different reasons 10000000 more killed 1000000000000000 more injured, one thing about will he haunts every corner of tsc like it's his job!!!!!!!!
speaking of herondales, matthew falling in love with a guy who looks exactly like james is crazy work. matthew constantly explicitly saying that he reminds him of james is crazier work. sylvain having a nickname for matthew in his native language just like james does is the craziest work, i need to sit down
also him being a verlac is a great detail. Designated Gay Family 💛
i'm kind of obsessed with sylvain casually mentioning he likes men to this guy he has a crush on and matthew not replying with "me too" or something but instead with "i was a teenage alcoholic". never change king
i did think the queen of the night was going to be camille but then it wasnt booooo.... i miss you camille. come back
can't believe there was a vampire asking matthew if he wants to be one of them and matthew rejecting it... she's mocking us for the downworlder matthew theories ��
and finally, i'm glad we got a story where the weight of kit's death was so well-explored, this healed something in me <3
#james when he meets matthew in constantinople and he's with a new bf who's a literal clone of him: 🤨#my book isnt here yet bc its stuck at customs. i caved and read the epub i fear#WILL patiently wait for the other stories though 🙏🙏 i heard there's johnlock...?????? tjlc is alive to livejournal author cassandraclaire#tsc#a sea change#a sea change spoilers#personal#seasons of shadowhunters
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@daylifesims @helgatisha @saruin ♡♡♡
#send help#help#okay im literally stuck in cas#maxis match#sims 4 lookbook#showusyoursims#sims screenshots#sims 4 custom content#ts4mm#sims 4 cas#simblr#the sims community#the sims 4#the sims cc#sims 4 alpha#sims 4 screenshots#sims 4 cc#sims 4#sims 4 maxis cc#sims 4 legacy#sims 4 gameplay#my sims#sims community#the sims screenshots#the sims gameplay#thesims4
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The Bee and Rodimus dynamic to me is that Rodimus can't get a bitch to save his life despite trying his best and Bee can get absolutely anyone just by existing and simply doesn't care enough to bother with it and it pisses Roddy off soooooo fucking bad he's like grinding his teeth, hands shaking in a strangling motion about it
#transformers#bumblebee#rodimus#hot rod#I love roddy he's my pathetic princess so I have to bully him#hot rod: tried shootin my shot with megatron once but he was so hung up on his ex I crashed and burned#bumblebee: damn really? we got it on in the trenches once bc we were stuck together for days on end#hot rod: [seething internally but doing the customer service smile outwardly] wow that's. that's so cool man
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I love when New Wish fan writers make Dale out to be a cold, emotionless person who rarely shows his true feelings because in the canon of the show the guy is like an open book. He can't hide his feelings for shit.
#fop#fop a new wish#dale dimmadome#one of things I love about him honestly#just seeing him back pedal when he says something “bad” is so funny#“wrangle every dollar sign I mean customer I mean person”#being stuck in a basement didn't give the man the best social skills#which includes lying
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Crumples to the floor in agony after seeing everyone posting photos of their Siffrin plushies while mine is stuck at the post office cause of public holidays and SA's slow as fuck service SOBBING
THEYRE HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE GET HIM OUTE
#siffrin#in stars and time#rambles#siffrin plushie#shitpost#kinda. sad. but waiting </3#bro is stuck in the timeloop that is south african customs and postal service#luma talks
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light of kshahrewar ✨
#genshin impact#kaveh#genshin kaveh#genshin fanart#stuff and things#userpharawee#sorry for the absence and lack of. well. anything really#I swear I'm still here it's just#I am once again stuck in capitalist Hell over the summer so my creativity is being drained one customer at a time#and oh my god there are sO MANY CUSTOMERS#it's only been a few weeks and I'm already utterly exhausted lol#but I finally managed to get some doodling in after not drawing for what feels like forever T_T#it's not much and it's not what most of you are here for but it is what it is
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Harpy Phoenix giving Reginald a feather to denote him as flock ok byeeeee
oh you are SO right
#wanted to fool around w rendering for this one since i normally am very minimal w it#you know Reggie got custom made earrings for this#Prism braided hers into her hair and Ollie either stuck his behind his ear or hung it from his sash#this is why my asks are open y’all are geniuses#thanks for the ask!#ieytd#i expect you to die#ieytd au#pirate au#agent phoenix#reginald crane#the handler#my art
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Eevee from today! Was only one I managed to draw a how busy it was. The prev eevee, bulbasaur, and ampharos have gone home today!
#msposts#my art#eevee#pokemon#very interesting day today#bird stuck at work...#a customer got me a chocolate bar !!#and then a couple pointed out my drawings to their kid so i asked hid fav one#and they were like ph eevee cuz he didnt say anything#so i gave it to him#but i think the parents wrre way more invested in keeping eevee safe KHHKCHF#i gave bulbasaur and ampharos to someone also !!#they have been in my pile for some time as Pikachu is usually the one im replacing#i think they have good home too!#the person was very nice and really liked them all !#ive gotten around my boss hiding the elastics on me#papered clip now#but i gotta make sure they dont see it#or theyll throw a fit i think#cuz im covering an advert thats like been there longer than i have#so basically an ad that no one cares about#anyways i open tomorros and watched 4 fucking busses either leave or take wrong turn ??#i. home very late abd have to shower and eat... ourg...#but since on self chevkout likely wont be giving anything away#we'll see if ive time to do another bulba??
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