#THE BABY

[redsharlow]

I LOVE HIM

revolver ocelot fancam i made a few months back in preparation for snake eater summer

[itsliyahhbih]

Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤

[yingxtkm]

The April fools ‘event’ is killing me??? This is so cute/wholesome ADOFHSLDJALDJOAB

[limitiz-nk]

mother and baby's nap

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[redsharlow]

I LOVE MAKAROVS SO MUCH IM GIGGLING 😭😭😭 he's such a perfectionist lowk

There's one fact that half of the COD men probably smell like absolutely shit especially after missions (eugh Konig's mask). You know, marinated man musk. Does that stop me from devouring them ? No

you're absolutely right ik exactly who would be unbearable to be around im gonna pop off here (i still love them all tho <3) let's hope i didn't miss any typos

ᡴ Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Roach, Alejandro, Rudy, Phillip Graves, Makarov, Keegan, König, Horangi, Nikto

COD men who stink...

:‹ Price... stops by some hotel or place to freshen up if he has the opportunity to do so. He'll shower, change and put perfume on so he can arrive home smelling and looking his best so when he finally has you in his arms again he doesn't have to let go. But being honest that's like 30% of the time when he's able to go home to you right away. Sometimes he'll walk in, with dirt still on his face but all you see is that warm smile on his face and your nose doesn't even register the smell when you lunge at him.

:‹ Ghost... has so much going on behind that mask it's most likely a health hazard. I mean the man never takes it off so there's gotta be something growing underneath there. He eats, sleeps and does everything wearing that damn mask, even Price forgets what he looks like sometimes. There's maybe a bug or two in there somewhere from when he's been sleeping on the ground in missions plus the stench of blood and sweat... you practically push him into the bathtub and scrub him. You don't even like having that mask anywhere near your home it stinks the place up.

:‹ Soap... doesn't care if he's all gross and sweaty he's going to go give you a hug and expects a kiss from you the moment he walks in through the door. Might even lay down next to you on the couch for as long as he can before you push him away as you tell him off for not even changing his clothes. While he complains (jokingly ofc) how cold you've become during the time he was away you're already drawing a bath up. You throw a shampoo bottle at him and tell him to get clean first. He sweats sm too oml it'd be impossible to ignore the smell ToT.

:‹ Gaz... doesn't really lean into wearing a mask like Ghost so you don't have to worry too much about the musk that has been marinating for weeks under a mask. But you do have to worry about how long he's been sitting a room or forest or any of the places he's been which are practically hazardous for health reasons. Not to mention he's with other men who don't care about being gross in front of one another, they literally enable each other. He's probably picked up on a few bad habits but quickly breaks them once he spends a few days back at home with you.

:‹ Roach... he's prob so self-conscious about how he smells after missions, despite you not caring because you just want to cuddle with him afterwards, but he's all shy like >.< and hoping you don't think he's stinky when he hasn't been able to reach the shower before you tackle him.

:‹ Alejandro... doesn't pay much mind to how he smells. The guy has been doing this for years I don't think the smell of sweaty bodies in one room does anything anymore. He cleans up pretty neatly so you don't have much to complain about once you let him clean up. But his clothes... THE SMELL STICKS TO HIS CLOTHES. You don't even like washing his clothes in the same washer you use for yours because of how bad it smells. You go out back and wash it with a bucket of soapy water. It takes longer but it gets the smell and stains out better.

:‹ Rudy... knows the importance of getting the blood and dirt off of him before pulling you into a hug. Which is why he greets you from a distance before he goes into the shower. But he's so huggable how could you possibly wait another hour before wanting to jump on him? He doesn't push you away but laughs in a bashful way before reminding you how dirty he is at the moment. Your nose probably doesn't even register the smell and you don't care anyways ik i wouldn't.

:‹ Phillip... most of the time isn't wearing anything covering his face but there are a few exceptions. Not to mention he's practically sweaty most of the time because if he's not out patrolling his Shadows in the trenches he's out in the harsh sun doing some type of activity. You hate how the only time he'll get all pretty is when you're going out together but seeing him showered and unsullied makes you want to lunge at him.

:‹ Makarov... doesn't let you see him when he's all messy and dirty so you wouldn't know how bad he stinks after doing God knows what. You only ever see him when he's all nice looking in a suit, plus he mostly has people do things for him so he doesn't get as dirty as them.

:‹ Keegan... stinks so much. Yeah, he's like great at completing missions and laying low but do you know how much dedication that takes? Like he will be out there hiding for DAYS without being near water or anything he REEKS. How does he now have lung issues when his nose and mouth are always covered? People have seen him with his mask off like once and that's it. You best believe it'll take an entire bottle of detergent and bleach to get the grime out of his mask.

:‹ König... is never exactly sweat-free. He could take his time at the base showering while he tries his best to ignore Horangi's teasing and lame jokes, but poor König would still be worried if his sweating from thinking about reuniting with you will be noticed. He gets nervous as if it were his first time all over again with how you've got your face buried in his big, wide chest. You're all over him and even crave that slight scent of sweat that makes you want to rub your face all over his body just to get a good whiff of him.

:‹ Horangi... gets sooo musty when he's away for long periods of time you don't recognize him when he returns. Like who's this random man who showed up at your doorstep claiming to be your husband? He hosed off in the front yard to wash off the layer of grime and dirt that had been accumulating underneath the sunglasses, mask and helmet. He said this had been a 'simple' mission he had been sent out on, but the man truly lives up to his name because just who did he kill and how?

:‹ Nikto... is gross. If he's tired and ready to drop dead by the time he arrives home, which is like almost always the case, he won't care how much you yell at him to go rinse off in the shower he'll fall onto your SHARED bed without even changing his clothes and take one big, fat nap. And don't even try moving him because you're probably going to tire yourself out attempting to get him out of his tattered pants and damp shirt. He's as stiff as a board when he's asleep and despite you really wanting to cuddle with him, the smell...

[ponyotherabbit]

Gansta

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shitten

[frogchillinginagrave]

On today's menu we have: slightly messy Hong Hong-er angst, enjoy! ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

[cry-ptidd]

baby alert

[rubyling]

Kinda yumeshipping self indulgence👉👈 but MORE of the dustygem content YAUR

And a shipchild but a baby lmao, her name is Naddy :3

[alalnsted]

Merm ivan but I couldn’t decide on a fish 🐠

Close ups under cut

[killherfreakout]

FOUR YEARS OF THE BABY the debut album by Samia released August 28, 2020

[sir-kettle-of-countertop]

She's at her fucking limit

[adiodont]

it’s marina day!

[digitaltraditionalartmaker]

Hello :D I saw some post with Mr.Ring-a-Ding/Lux Imperator irl and it made me think of who framed Roger Rabbit and I wanted to draw some

So....

He has been sulking for an hour because my baby is in my lap and he isn't

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After another hour he soon got into my lap

The big baby