#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME...

[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[manny-jacinto]

SEVERANCE #02.01: ‘Hello, Ms. Cobel’ + REDDIT TEXT POSTS [Episode 2]

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[ruporas]

we were brothers and we only had each other — [ id in alt ]

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[yourheartasmymark]

tenna building a model of spamtons head and screaming hysterically at susie to kill him is such an underrated over the top moment like sure he misses spamton but he would also kill that fucker no hesitation.

[kidspawn]

There is something inexplicably hilarious to me about the entire TRC fandom being able to draw an ace-coded interpretation about nearly every character - Blue and Gansey always read very ace spectrum coded to me, one could argue Ronan is on a demisexual wavelength (or he's just catholic), aroace Henry interpretations, Noah gets a lot of asexual headcanons too.

Adam, though? We've all collectively agreed that that motherfucker is ready to fucking go. Mr. Touch starved, "hi literal soulmate I drove eight hours for birthday sex", "wow my murderous Latin teacher is hot", "I have had a girlfriend for a week and I want to kiss her right NOW" "had been starving for much longer" "now that we've made out once we are living on a farm and raising a dream child together let me look at your tattoo RIGHT NOW no conversation we are kissing now lets go bang in the laundry room" "i keep a pinup of a car model in my glovebox" Adam Parrish has dodged these interpretations on a widespread scale solely by having r-rated thoughts about every person he's found attractive in the series. We're all right and I think we should say it more.

[pacifistsworstnightmare]

thinking thoughts about izuku freaking the fuck out over a pregnancy scare but like very positively hehe. like full-bodied panic that floods his nervous system and leaks out in mumbles and mutters as he paces around your bedroom like "okay. okay. i’ll move in. no, wait— we already live together. i’ll get a bigger house. i'll BUILD you a bigger house. and i’ll build a nursery. i can start learning to cook organic— wait, do you need to sit down? you’re probably tired. you’re glowing. is that pregnancy glow? does that happen this fast?" and you're just ??? sitting in bed watching this man's mind kick down several gears while you're holding negative tests

you tell him that and he just goes "are you sure?" staring point-blank at your boobs

[mourn-and-watch]

it's so funny how da2 is widely considered to be the disgrace of da games and was also made like in a year or something but it still managed to create one of the most popular characters in the franchise. varric literally became da's in-game official narrator. anders has a wikipedia page with a controversy part highlighted. everyone is talking about solas now and for a good reason but his importance to the lore & plot is literally off the charts and he's also a god. fenris made people go crazy like that while being just a guy from a side optional quest you can accidentally skip

[summers-art]

I don't think that's going to work little buddy. Anyway, I hate these guys and I drew even more yaoi slop under the cut bc I'm shy

Since Spamton wasn't in Kris's inventory in this AU the foam scene didn't happen but it's a canon event so this is my stupidest and funniest way to include it

Wait I don't remember this comic strip being in the Castle Town paper- a sequel to the last post and also very much inspired by candycatfalls

[sayidsjarrah]

"Yeah, well, we'll see how cute you are when Oldham gets done with you, pal."

+ bonus

[magspieart]

Putting you all on blast, I see you freaks /affectionate

Here are yall crumbs

[starleska]

behold: a non-exhaustive list of Date Everything! characters i'll be feverishly romancing next week 😳💖

we have: 🕯️ Scandalabra (the Candelabra) 📺 Telly (the Television) ⚡ Volt (the Breaker Box) 😋 Mitchell Linn (Food) 🪞 Amir (the Mirror) 📖 Lyric (Literature) 💦 Johnny Splash (the Shower) 🎲 Chance (the D20) rate or roast my choices 😂💖

[gatorgrumbles]

YES GIVE HEART BOY CMERE ME GIVE WHOLE BODY

[akascow]

smth smth behind every gay man is an even freakier, gayer man

“which is which?” yes.