#THIS IS...JESS AND POE

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Mothers day Meltdown

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I was just thinking about how transs people should be eliminated from ssociety Jonathan Chait: whoa whoa whoa! joanne! Chait: you can't say it like THAT Chait: so uncouth Chait: you have to say it with your pinky finger extended

Elon Musk: si! issa no good! Musk: issa too mucha trans genocide Musk: you shoulda only post the right amount offa da trans geocide Musk: lookita me, i lika da trans genocide Musk: but i also like many other genocides Rowling: oh MY GOD Rowling: my empire is crumbling!

Chait: we're not saying you can't still be transphobic Chait: you just have to, you know, cool it a bit Chait: be genteel about it Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i have concerns mommy! Chait: see? just like that

Chait: maybe put a little disclaimer Chait: "this transphobia is for entertainment purposes only" Rowling: do you not know who I am?? I'm JK Rowling! Rowling: JK FUCKING ROWLING!!! Rowling: I MADE YOUR CHILDHOOD MAGICAL!

Rowling: no one tellss me to cool it! Rowling: i own the courtss! Chait: joanne Rowling: and another thing!!! Rowling: SSTOP CALLING ME JOANNE!

[midnight society] JK Rowling: hello children Barker: oh look who it is Barker: what are you doing here joanne? Barker: did your terfs tell you to cool it again? Rowling: Rowling: why doess everyone call me joanne

Rowling: i'm extremely mad about thiss transs football referee Barker: what? Rowling: this transs football referee Barker: Barker: what?

Rowling: there's a transs football referee and i'm really mad about it! Rowling: what, haven't you heard? Barker: joanne, why are you here Rowling: and another thing! Rowling: sstop calling me joanne!!

Rowling: people are alwayss all "joanne this" and joanne that! Rowling: wah wah wah joanne joanne joanne! Barker: do you not like your name Barker: you could change it Poe: clive Poe: just let her tire herself out Barker: no no I've got something here

Rowling: people are alwayss "oh wah wah wah joanne, how can you ssay that! your bookss are all about tolerance and love wah wah wah!" Rowling: bitch i think i know what my booksss are about! Rowling: i fuckin wrote them after all!

Rowling: blah blah blah ohh joanne Rowling: i hate when people call me joanne!! Rowling: they should fear to say my true name! Barker: oh damn look at that Barker: looks like we're having a good ol' fashioned mothers day meltdown Poe: clive don't encourage this

King: but joanne! how can you say that? King: after all the lessons of harry potter? King: you made our childhoods magical!

Rowling: people are all "blah blah blah joanne how can you like naziss now when you ssaid they were bad in harry potter" Rowling: first of all, harry potter iss fiction! Rowling: secondly, the death eaters are actually a ssinister coalition of evil transs, sspooniess, fat people, free masonss, and diane duane Rowling: always have been! Rowling: thiss iss NOT a retcon!

Rowling: that sshould be obviouss if you've read the book Rowling: UNLESSS Rowling: you're a fake potterhead, ssteve King: no of course not! i love harry potter

Rowling: DO YOU Rowling: perhaps then Rowling: you would be willing to take a blood oath to the dark lord Rowling: to belong to the dark lord body and ssoul Rowling: who is always correct King: i uh don't think i'm going to take that oath, sorry Rowling: UGH! Rowling: this is just like Radcliffe all over again!

[mystic-writings]

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daryl dixon

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— doctor who

ten

eleven

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james potter

sirius black

— misc

newt [the maze runner]

jess mariano [gilmore girls]

poe dameron [star wars]

[meshla-cyarika]

just gonna leave this here

[finnishtango]

this might be heaven or hell

or it may just be another world

[astrangeroftides]

Look, I don't know why I did this either

[masterjedilenawrites]

Previous Lists | My Master Lists

A cherished companion to the To-Read list, my Done-Read list is a compilation of all the fics I read each month. If you missed the reblogs I left along the way, you can use these lists to find recs for your own reading journeys. As always, thank you to the lovely and talented writers who fueled all my daydreams this month!

Crosshair x reader

Despair 🌸 by @momojedi

Crosshair & Hunter

A Piece of His Brother he Never Knew Existed 🌸 by @indigofyrebird

Morning Sex (x reader) 🌸 by @starrylothcat

Delta Squad

That cursed Kaminoan sex ed 🌸 by @hellfiresky

Hunter x OC

Hunter & the Librarian series, Chap 14 🌸 by @clonethirstingisreal

Hux x reader

C & G for dirty a-z headcanons 🌸 by @starlightsearches

Jesse x reader

Imagine being comforted by Jesse... 🌸 by @littlemissmanga

Kix x reader

I'll wait it out (if you want) 🌸 by @ladynaberrie

You're walking tall (no need to hide) 🌸 by @ladynaberrie

Spare a crumb, I'll take it 🌸 by @ladynaberrie

Orson Krennic x reader

You Win Krennic's Birthday 🌸 by @99tech99

Poe Dameron x reader

Always, Forever, Running Back to You 🌸 by @jadefromwattpad

Sev x reader

Drowning 🌸 by @mutilatemyheart

Tech x Phee

Some Things My Parents Do That Are Very TechPhee 🌸 by @here-comes-the-moose

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

Hey, you! Random Star Wars fan who's reading this!

Do you have any controversial Star Wars opinions you're just dying to tell the world about?

My inbox is open to all Star Wars confessions. I will react to each and every one, and that is my promise to you. I swear it on Anakin Skywalker's pretty little face. Feel free to submit anonymously if you so wish.

It can be silly, it can be serious, it can be thirsty, it can be rage-filled and bitter, or it can be gushing and giddy.

The opportunities are endless!

Let's cause some chaos! ;)

[coffeeandbatboys]

Military men am I right?

[onthewaytosomewhere]

10 characters from 10 fandoms tag game

Cordelia Chase - Angel/Buffy

2. River Tam - Fierefly/Serenity

3. rose tyler - dr who

4. james kirk - star trek

5. poe dameron - star wars

6. sam seaborn - the west wing

7. Rowena MacKeod - supernatural

8. brooke davis - one tree hill

9. jess mariano - gilmore girls

10. fristprince (cuz i'm not gonna choose one) - RWRB

tag ur it! (if ya wanna) @typicalopposite @softboynick @taste-thewaste @thinkof-england @hgejfmw-hgejhsf

@adreamareads @priincebutt @duchessdepolignaca03 @bigassbowlingballhead

and i dunno anyone else who wants to i guess

[mariocki]

Die Schlangengrube und das Pendel (The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism, 1967)

"I'm already dead, hanged. Yes, I was hanged. Your body soon adapts a resistance to bullets."

"But, sir, I've not done anything wrong!"

"Of course not. All you did was shoot me somewhat."

[hitchell-mope]

Mrs Kim should’ve adopted him. That would starch out his attitude right and proper.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: The Running Grave

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have a new ssstory for you tonight Rowling: a new ssstory of cormorant ssstrike Jesse Singal: wow mommy it's great! Maya Forstater: the greatest story ever told Rowling: Rowling: well i haven't told it yet

Helen Joyce: i'm not exaggerating when i say that this is 100% the best story ever written in human history Rowling: you haven't heard it yet Joyce: i don't have to hear it to know it's better than any other story in the world Rowling: Rowling: oh

Joyce: i don't need to know anything about it or even hear it to say that jk rowling is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life Rowling: Rowling: i dunno Rowling: for sssome reassson thisss jussst isssn't ssatissfying

[midnight society] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have a new cormorant ssstrike ssstory Barker: don't you have your own group to tell that to? Rowling: no all they do isss praisss me and tell me i'm great Rowling: it getsss tiring Rowling: you all wouldn't underssstand

Rowling: sso cormorant strike is an ugly detective with a terrible personality who also reeksss of cigarettess and fartss conssstantly and also his hair lookss like pubess Rowling: naturally the women are all hungry for hiss D Patricia Highsmith: crazy dames, who can fathom them

Rowling: the thing iss women can't get enough of cormorant ssstrike Rowling: did i mention hisss hair looks like pubess? Rowling: women jussst look at his sscrotum-like head and think Rowling: damn i can't NOT fuck that

Rowling: but cormorant sstrike hasss no time for women Rowling: women are all just a bunch of dumb bimboss who only care about sstupid clothes and being shallow Highsmith: bitches be shopping, it true

Rowling: cormorant ssstrike is hired by this rich arissstocrat to resscue hiss adult sson from a cult Rowling: ssee, his sson is autisstic so he can't be trussted to make decissionss Rowling: you know how autistic people are Rowling: they're bassically eternal children

Rowling: ssso the dad is all 'i need to have my adult autistic sson declared mentally incompetent sso that i can control hiss life totally and forever' Rowling: as a good father would

King: gosh joanne King: as a father i have say King: i would do anything for my boy joe King: but that seems a little extreme don't you think? King: sometimes the hardest part of being a parent is letting go Rowling: Rowling: you know what ssteve? sshut up Rowling: jusst sshut up

Rowling: this cult, sssee, it sseducesss and recruitss vulnerable autistic youth who, as you know, can't think for themsselvess Rowling: remindsss me a little of another group now that i think about it King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: Rowling: you know who i mean

Rowling: thiss cult alsso ssays itss about ssocial jussstice & being kind Rowling: but really it's actually a ssecret front for pedophiless Rowling: remindsss me a little of another group now that i think about it King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: Rowling: you know who i mean Rowling: thisss cult alssso hass lotsss of money and ussess frivolousss lawsssuitssss to sstop criticisssm Barker: gosh now THAT reminds me of someone Barker: but who? Barker: who could it be? L Ron Hubbard: Barker: yes but Barker: i'm thinking of someone ELSE

[videoreligion]

Revenge in the House of Usher (1983)

[deadrlngers]

i love making viotash compete in self-made challenges they are in turn terrible at. violante is a legend at fencing, gortash can't stick in the right position. gortash could bullseye an apple with a crossbow at meters and meters of distance, violante needs to get her eyes checked. violante can play 3 different instruments, gortash is better at making the clicking of machinery sing than any lute or lyre. violante could be a poet, gortash a chronicler.

[caesarclowningaround]

wow fothou is super fucking queer and nasty! perfect

[media-rat]

I looked at a picture of some brown haired awkward male celebrity and thought "ay this dude could play Poe live action lol". And I went to look up the dude and it's Jesse Eisenberg. and I just now remembered a girl I liked at work said I reminded her of Jesse Eisenberg. It's been a strange past 2 minutes