#TY FOR THE ASK IM GLAD SOMEBODY LIKES THEM

[finnegansundaysociety]

I love your concepts for Penrose and Terminal!! Do they have full refs yet other than the description in the orginal text post? And if you don’t mind could you tell a couple facts about them /nf (I’m literally so obsessed with their concepts already and I saw the post like ten minutes ago so sorry if I spam liked a bit😭😭)

OH MY GOD TY IM GLAD YOU LIKE THEM

unfortunately all i have is this really scuffed sketch of terminal in the way of visual references. i can give super in depth text descriptions if that'd be helpful? the self loathing really gets in the way of me doing art SOB

as far as facts go, i have been rotating these goobers in brain for well over a month SO HERE WE GO

both terminal and penrose have the ability to hop dimensions. terminal does so by navigating his directory of timelines, selecting the one he wants to go to, and running the "teleport" method. penrose uses inert ink to build bridges in the void that can traverse timelines.

terminal's SOUL is protected by the white hole its inside, and so it can't be reached by blue magic, can't be taken from his body, and can't be pierced by penrose's fountain pen

as a whole, terminal is immune to penrose's black hole due to his body being made entirely of garbage code. if penrose cuts off an arm for example, it glitches out into nothingness rather than turn into usable ink

terminal hates when things are illogical, as fallacious reasoning can cause exceptions and infinite loops in his code. he will often get stuck ruminating, where his eyes will turn black and you see a bunch of white text running by. he has an automatic function to reboot his system if a loop continues for 5 minutes

terminal also has a button on the back of his neck that causes a force restart if held for ten seconds.

different colors of SOUL INK give penrose different emotions while they're burning. his least favorite type is KINDNESS, because it makes him feel remorse for the people he kills and the timelines he destroys.

when penrose has absorbed a lot of PATIENCE, he tends to be very aloof and almost toys with his prey. he'll often put his fountain pen away for most of the fight and use swords, just for the thrill of the fight. but as soon as he gets bored penny appears again

penrose has figured out a method of storing SOUL INK in vials, similar to ink sans. however, the vials are incredibly small as storing large amounts of SOUL INK in one container often causes it to explode and the ink to become useless

penrose's vials are more like sauce packets of soul juice

because the vials are so small, penrose will keep an extensive stock of them in his coat. he'll open his coat and it looks like shelves TwT

the only timeline penrose will never touch is UnderShonen, because he knows terminal watches it.

i have so much more but i will save it for future lore posts ^^ and i will prolly repost some of these facts in their own lore posts

[honeyhoneypot]

omg u absolutely have no idea how much curl up like a pill bug means to me.. its my favorite fic ever. EVER. its the best thing i have ever read im not joking i have cried over it multiple times, reread it multiple times, im just obsessed with iiiittt😭😭 the way the whole thing is written, and everything is described so well ohmygooooodd i am jealous of alejandro and noah sometimes😢 i have talked about this fic to my friends too i think they had enough of it. i think u could easily be a writer to be honest, also i just feel like i had to tell u bc AHHHHHHH!!!

AHHHHHH thankyou so much for your ask omg it means so much to me every single time somebody says culapb means something to them because it means a lot to me too <333

eelusions evry time you reblog a fic post or send an ask it makes me SO HAPPY omg it fr makes my day; youre literally the nicest person EVER,,, smh i'm jealous of alejandro and noah sometimes too 😔😔 but ty so much i'm so glad ur enjoying it!! i hope you enjoy the next chapter omg ily

[dinkdonkjoolian]

🎁- What present(s) would your f/o get you? What would you get them? Are they hard or easy to shop for? for you n Lyle the rat slayer

omg nonnieeee tyyy,, im so glad somebody sent one of these in,, idk who u r but ilyy kisses yr cheek/nf

longwinded answer below the cut, if u dont like rpf selfship dont click,, (and maybe block me this is kind of a big deal to me lol)

me2lyle, id probably get him a bunch of little things all wrapped up separate in one big bow.. like, if he needs new clothes id grab him a band tee of whatever hes been rambling about recently (hes always scouting out niche bs/lh/aff), and then the nessecary clothes, maybe some new earrings thrown in (he be wearing his OUTT/lh/aff). And then something not like practical for lack of a better word. A game he wanted, anything little he mentions. And finally sweets because what kind of heartless monster doesnt throw in some chocolate or sumn.. IN A BIG RED BOW!! please lord let me spoil that man,,, anyways ahem hes not hard to shop for except i make it hard by being anxious about making a mistake lol

lyle2me is harder... but.... i feel like he'd be the type to just ask. like he'll sneak in a few mentions but he knows im anxious to yap freely or ask for stuff so he'll just walk up in like. mid november and go 'okay so if i get you somethinggg...' ID HATE IT AT FIRST id feel so guilty 😭 but if it makes it easier get over it 4 him. anxious and shaking but still writting it out in glitter pen lulz!! (maybe he'd sneak in a gag gift or something embarassing. the cunt/lh/aff)

(ps ik nobody asked but id probably use the same method for monica, but also id be scared bc i dont know her as well so id be texting lyle at like 12am while out with friends "hey. so. uh. what does monica like i kind of brainfarted in the mall SAVE ME!!!" and it doesnt matter how close we get or how assured i am id ALWAYS run it by him and hed ALWAYS be like "you do this every year. PLEASE)

ok ty for reading runs away at full speed this is so embarrassing/lh

[quodekash]

os2 x eclipse ep2 part 2 of my silly little commentary

oh thats weird, why is the cafe for all worker hosting the competition?

(huzzah i am funnie)

seriously tho, youd think aye would recognise them

YAYYYYYY WAT WONNNN

SANI TAKING PHOTOS GHRDFJBG I LOVE HER

SHES SO PROUD OF HIM

"this is my first short film. sorry- our first. it's a story of what we face in real life. Thank you to all my friends for always supporting me. Thank you to my advisor, Teacher Sani. If you hadn't asked me that day, I wouldn't have made it here today. I also want to thank my family. Even though they don't really approve of me making movies, they secretly transferred me money in the end. Thank you."

EVERY SENTENCE HE SAID WAS ANOTHER REASON TO CRY

HOLY HELL IM NOT OKAY

OMG

hell yes imma add this to the collection

"even though your movie is not very perfect, i could see the power and sincerity in it." "thank you" "keep making films. dont give up." "i wont" HIS LITTLE SHRUG- I CANTTT

BGRHEFJDBS

HES SO HAPPY

ITS MAKING ME HAPPY

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

PROBABLY TOO MUCH

BUT ITS FINE

THIS JUDGE GUY IS SO COOL

IM GONNA CRY

I LOVE THIS GEHIRKBSG

FIEWUKJSBDGFEKJBSDGFOU4EJWBNFIOKNEWDSPIGNVPIERKDSFPIN4EWSDPIGNVPEORIDNSGOPVIENBRPISDGNVEORIJDSBGNPIO34JBWENGPIVE4PRIKGHJBOPEIRNFDOIBJN THE HUG

HES SO HAPPYYYYY

IM SOBBING

SANIS FACE-

NAMO LITERALLY SEES EVERYTHING

HOW DOES HE SEE EVERYTHING

HE ALWAYS KNOWS

the lights went out

finally

here it is

aye's about to be dramatic

and im probably gonna scream and cry (in a good way)

GUITAR CHORD STRUM THINGY GHDRBHT

YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

YAYYYY

im giggling and sobbing at the same time

HES CRYING AAAA

im so glad im watching this now instead of last night bc its so much easier to scream out loud

AND AKK'S GONNA START SINGING TOO, RIGHT???

LOOK AT HIS FLIPIN FACE AAAAAA

YES

YES

YES

GIUERKDSBJGREUVJB

IM SCREAMING AND SOBBING AND LAUGHING AND DYING AND GIGGLING ALL AT THE SAME TIME SOMEBODY HELP

GFUIREBGNIUEFRBAAAAAAAAA

im sobbing

hes such a good singer

i love first's voice so much

WAIT I ONLY JUST NOTICED THAT LINE

"if you dont like it, if you're not okay, let me know. ill stop."

the freaking PARALLELS

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD RN

THE FREAKING FLASHBACKS

WHAT THE HELL

IM DYING

GIRHDKBJGFBJTKRDFAAAAAAA

IM NOT OKAY AND THEY ARE THE REASON WHY

ITS THE EXACT SAME SCENE

EPISODE 10, 3/4, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT

AND THAT SCENE HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES

SO I AM COMPLETELY DYING

BUT ITS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SCENE

THEYRE SO SILLY

I LOVE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WELL NOW ITS EXACTLY THE SAME AS EPISODE 11 WHERE THEYRE LYING IN BED

ITS THE SAME FREAKING THING

THESE FREAKING PARALLELS WILL BE THE END OF ME

oooo graduation blessing

"people say that life is like a journey. i want you to keep going forward to reach each of your destinations or goals." I LOVE HER

"keep going forward without knowing if there's light at the end of the tunnel" SERIOUSLY KAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP VOICING MY FEARS, ITS RUDE

"of course. you guys have done it before. you have walked out of those dark shadows." TY SANI THATS SO SWEET IM CRYING

THUAKAN MOMENT

PLATONIC WATSANI MOMENT

OMG

Y E S

YES YES YES YES

THIS IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR

I SCREAMED SO LOUD

THEY HUGGGGGGGG

"thank you for never letting go of my hand" WHAT THE HELL THE PARALLELS- NOW ITS THE SCENE AT THE START OF EPISODE 10 WHERE AYE FAINTS AND THEY GO TO HIS HOUSE AND THEY FALL ASLEEP AND THEY FALL ASLEEP HOLDING HANDS AND AYE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HOLY HELL

THIS IS THE GREATEST FREAKING EPISODE OF ANYTHING EVER OH MY GOODNESS

my face hurts from smiling so much in this episode

SERIOUSLY, THE PARALLELS ARE INSANE

EVEN THEIR EXPRESSIONS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

"i love you too. shortstop." AAAAAAAAAA

damn, they end with what they cut out of the actual show

i love them so much

oh, look at that, theyre ending with what the actual show had to cut out

anyway WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT WAS PERFECTION

MY NEW FAVOURITE EPISODE OF ANYTHING EVER

AND PUENTALAY NEXT WEEK???? GIUERJKBDG

oh look at that i used up all 30 photos again

how the hell is anything real rn

THEYRE GONNA BE DADS?????? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

WELL

THAT WAS SOMETHING

im gonna go cry for the rest of the day, peace out

[starsstuddedsky]

don’t be shy, give us the abba song for each member?!??!? i am beyond curious (dw i also have like certain songs i immediately connect to them as well, it’s a curse)

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

Scoups, Does Your Mother Know

im sorry

Jeonghan, Angel Eyes

gaslighter.

Joshua, Chiquitita

I can see him singing this to me after a breakup idk

Jun, Take a Chance On Me

I can’t actually explain this one it’s just a vibe and he fits it

Hoshi, Mamma Mia

@chocolatemilk139 ty for choosing this one it’s 10/10 accurate

Wonwoo, The Name of the Game

wonwoo is the type to give mixed signals, what IS the name of the game?? (also. gamer. duh)

Woozi, Thank You for the Music

I actually cried listening to this and thinking about him so. sans the line about golden hair this is woozi

Minghao, SOS

this is actually specifically @ people that try to get him to be parasocial, it’s not gonna happen

Mingyu, Gimme Gimme Gimme (a Man After Midnight)

1. his dance from boo seungkwan’s past life destiny 2. gimme gimme gimme a man after, won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away???

Dokyeom, Lay All Your Love On Me

I don’t have the words to explain it, but this is him

Seungkwan, Super Trouper

Did I give him my favorite song? yes but he deserves it, also SUPER TROUPER BEAMS ARE GONNA BLIND ME BUT I WON’T FEEL BLUE, LIKE I ALWAYS DO, CAUSE SOMEWHERE IN THE CROWD THERE’S YOU

Vernon, Our Last Summer

the vibes of a chaotic teen/early 20s then growing up to a 9 to 5 but holding onto those precious memories? idk it fits him (alternatively he’s Honey Honey solely bc I like to imagine him in Mamma Mia the musical/movie as sophie’s friend singing this song)

Dino, Dancing Queen

there was no other choise

[mokutone]

I'm drawing Kakashi for the first time (as much as I love them, I rarely ever draw naruto characters so this is a little fun and new for me) and I'm struggling a little bc I'm trying to draw him relaxed, reclining with pakkun (in the way I recline with my cat) and I'm realizing there's something so personal abt drawing him in such a vulnerable pose ig. Like? I'm very tired too rn so maybe I'm being extra emotional and rambly but there are so few scenes of kakashi in canon where he's not wearing the jounin vest, where he's alone and relaxed and out of uniform. And I didn't realize it until I was trying to think back to other similar scenes and there really weren't any. and I'm kind of mesmerized by how you draw him because you capture that so so well, your art is gorgeous but it's also so real and expressive in a way that shows a lot of practice and a lot of love. Idk i think I've said this before and I'm sorry if it's annoying that I'm saying it again (I'll just shut up after this lol) but I went to an art school and I had massive burnout and only really started drawing again in the past 6 months and you were one of my inspirations 2 start drawing again and I'm still not as good as I'd like to be but I draw so much more now and having an actual passion for art has led to a huge improvement, so thank you and thank u for bearing with me and my sleep-deprived rambles. I think my original point got sidetracked. I forgot why i started writing this ask.

dkgjhsdgkjdshg no i think you're 100% right abt the kakashi relaxed thing, even when we see him "relaxed" he doesn't ever really Look relaxed. like

here he is chilling out in the hot springs. this man does not look relaxed but he DOES look exhausted and maybe a little like he's gotten lost. somebody help this confused man find the exit.

anyway art + motivation talk beneath the cut

djhsdkjghsdkjhg thank u for all the compliments abt my art, i do work really hard in order to draw expressive characters, and spend a lot of time paying attention to how the small details in posture and expression change how the character comes across, and im glad it pays off!

also yeah no, similarly, once i left art school (when the pandemic hit) i did have a good 6 months where i did not pick up the pencil even once, and like, usually i feel rlly bad or guilty when i'm not drawing, but my burnout was real bad and i was straight up angry abt everything dgkjhsdgkjh so i just...didn't draw for like 6 months. i didn't even feel bad about it bc i was too busy being angry

and i had a bad relationship with art at the time and eventually realized i kind of had to like? make a different relationship with art—like, try to stop seeing art as something which gave me fundamental worth as a human being, or part of who i am? you know? that's a LOT of pressure to put on just...something that i do. if i took that kind of approach to literally any other task in my life, i'd never do it. imagine thinking that the way and style with which you descend the stairs gives you your worth as a person and if you don't do it exactly right then it means you're worthless as a person? buddy i'd just find a way to go down and out through the window LMAO

i think this is the thing which gives a lot of people burnout, it's exhausting to be constantly working on something and ALSO believe that if you fuck it up even a little, it's because you are the fuckup, and a fundamental failure of a person. god thats so much pressure.

anyway so i decided to make a naruto art blog because i don't even like naruto That Much but my best friend had been trying to get me into it for years (ty kate ilu kate), and so any art that i made would be purely for fun, wouldn't have anything to do with my self worth, and might make kate laugh too, and that's why this blog exists! and taking the pressure off of creating art like that has been enormously helpful to my mental health and my ability to create, also i take breaks alllllll the time, i'm like...way healthier about my art thanks to that, and also just...a nicer person, i think? anyway i'm very glad that i inspired you to get back into art but i'm far more glad that you've found a passion for it, cultivating that passion and joy is so important

[browniefox]

HELLO HI THERE i just. im frothing at the mouth abt the underground au (in a good way)!! its watering my crops, its buttering my toast, its hitting the exact right vibes and im going >:D with energy bc ughh that concept is just. SO GOOD. the twins being perceived as a singular 'subway master' with the other one 'observing' the whole night long... the illegal nature of it making everyone go undercover... the prohibition tie-in to our world.... the absol parked at the entrance to detect a future bad thing happening... its just really good and im kinda vibrating with excitement rn because im thinking abt it??

anyway. im kind of just rotating the concept in my mind, but for the sake of both comedy and clarity i have to ask: do the conductor and the guard hide their sideburns in any way? we already know that the subway master hides the bottom of his face entirely, but i feel like the sideburns would be a dead giveaway that conductor and guard are... connected in some way... as well as being an absolute nightmare to deal with outside of the subway because they r so distinctive... so are there any precautions taken about the highly recognizable sideburns?ty and have a nice day :)

Lol I'm glad you like it! I hope to develop it more!

But you're right, those sideburns are very distinctive... there's only one solution... *pulls out a razor*

Now, I am not saying by any stretch of the imagination that knife sideburns aren't a distinguishing feature, but I personally think that they're not as insane as you think. Look at Drayden, for instance, he also has weird facial hair. So I'm going to say it's relatively common for people descended from the original two prince brothers to have weird facial hair that grows kind of like that.

That being said, a lot of regulars have put together by now that Conductor and Guard are brothers, but don't think much of the fact only one is around at the time - probably somebody has to stay behind to provide a good alibi should something happen.

If anybody does recognize they from outisde of the Subway Battle Tournament, nobody mentions it - it is 100% possible to run into someone you know and recognize them, but there's also a whole 'bitch what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?' deal that acts as protection.

[thesunandmoons-blog]

oo okay i absolutely love your writing you’re very talented! no pressure at all but can i request from that angst prompt list maybe ‘why won’t you let me in’ with davey n angel? or honestly anything with them :) sending lots of love <3

omg omg omg tysm!!! i'm rlly glad that you like my writing ;-;

i will absolutely write you some angst!!! >:)

ik this sucks im sorry i tried  :( ily ty for the req

cw/tw : implied hurt/comfort, lil bit of fluff n angst n stuff, work problems

Word count : 1,168

Fandom : redacted asmr

Pair : Davey/Angel

if u wanna read on ao3!! 

Angel was definitely the kind of person who would crack a joke to cover something up. Whether that something was an issue they were dealing with, or it was a little oopsie-daisy that they wanted to hide.

But, David “Davey” Shaw, Mr.Big Man Alpha of the pack, could see through all of their bs. Did he call it out all of the time? No, but he definitely noticed. Maybe some of the other friends Angel had made through the big guy weren’t as perceptive as David, but it wasn’t hard for him to pick up on jokes being made for the sake of faking a smile, or making sure only good attention was on them. 

Angel wasn’t a huge fan of having negative attention on themself. If it was a joke, or something stupid they and Asher pulled, then sure! By all means, they wanted to laugh it up. However, somebody asking if they were okay, whether that was physically, mentally, or emotionally? That made them feel... icky. They didn’t want that kind of attention on themself, so jokes would have to do.

Again.

David Shaw is more perceptive than most.

David knew it was going to be a long day for Angel at work. He knew they had been working on some big project for the company they were working for, but he couldn’t be too sure of any details regarding it. All he knew was there wasn’t really anything he could do but make sure Angel took care of themself when they had the time. 

He had tried sending them text reminders throughout their long work day, trying to remind them to make time to eat the lunch he packed for them, drink some water, and take a break when possible. All messages went read, but without response. 

It had already been almost 7pm by the time Angel walked through the door of their shared home. They were under the impression that David would be out on a quick job that night, so they promptly shut the door and groaned loudly while kicking off their shoes. Much to their surprise, David’s head peeked around the corner from the kitchen, eyebrow raised.  “Welcome home, Angel. Is everything alright?”  They stopped for a moment, looking to David as they dropped their work bag to the floor. A large grin overtook their face now, nodding their head rapidly. “Yep!” The ‘p’ was popped, the toothy grin quickly reappearing. “It smells good, Davey! Whatcha makin’ tonight?” Their bottom lip was now hooked between their teeth, and David could practically see the drool pooling at the floor beneath them. 

His eyes rolled, one hand now propped on his hip. “Tonight’s dinner is a surprise, Angel. I know you had your big presentation today. How did that go?” 

“Oh, wouldn’t you like to know, big man?” They chuckled nervously, swallowing the small lump that had formed in their throat. “I’m gonna go change into something comfy!” Angel was quick to turn their heel to lead them down the hallway, shoulders dropping as they could finally relax into the shared bedroom to change.

It didn’t take much for David to know that their presentation probably didn’t go well, but he wasn’t going to make too many assumptions. Maybe it went well, but there were a few hiccups? Who could know? He didn’t have a damn clue what it was about in the first place.

It was only a few minutes later that Angel sauntered back down the hallway wearing some very cozy pj pants and a loose t-shirt, work clothes having been discarded in the laundry hamper. They practically threw themself down onto the couch, stretched out as a lazy hand reached out to grab their phone that was on the coffee table.

“Angel, you never really answered my question. How did that presentation go today? You’ve been working yourself half to death, so I can only imagine it went well.”

Silence.

Yeah, uh, it didn’t go so well.

“Angel?”

“Yeah, Davey! It-uh, it went fine. Don’t worry about it!” 

Diversion is all they knew. They didn’t know how to focus on the topic, or how to tell David that their presentation was awful. Well, not that it was awful itself, but everything they had worked towards with it was completely shut down. 

Again, David rolled his eyes, placing whatever amazing smelling dish he’d been working on in the oven to finish. He walked into the living room, seeing Angel distracting themself on their phone. “Angel, what happened? Did something go wrong? Did you get nervous? You know you can just imagine everyone in their underwear. That’s what my dad always said, when it came to speaking in the pack meetings. ” They looked over at him, letting their phone plop screen down onto their chest.

“Well, technically everything went great! I gave my presentation, and that was it!” That really was it. I mean, the reaction and praise to their thorough project was incredibly limited, so they really weren’t lying. “Y’know, it would have gone waaay better if I could see you in nothing but your underwea-”

“Angel.” 

He was onto them. They knew it too, which only made them more nervous. 

Jokes? Try more jokes. 

“Whaaaat? I’m just sayin’! I mean,” They took to their feet, sauntering over to David, their fingers now walking up his broad shoulders to rest beside his neck, “I would do anything to see you in just your underwear. Or less than that.” They could only laugh at the low growl that left David’s lips. Not some sexy growl, but more of a warning. 

With a huff, David placed his hands on Angel’s waist, gently rubbing up and down their clothed sides. “Angel, can I ask you something?” 

“You just did.” 

David blinked, like, hard. It was a slow, hard blink because his patience was starting to run slightly thin. 

“Sorry, sorry! What’s up, Davey?” 

He sighed now, voice much gentler than before. 

“Why won’t you let me in? I mean, you haven’t done the most spectacular job trying to hide the fact that you’re pretty upset over something today. You got home, half slammed the door and groaned. You keep avoiding my questions about your project and making up shit answers, which half of, by the way, are filled with comments about me in my damn underwear.” 

David leaned forward, his head teetering to rest on Angel’s shoulder. “Listen, you don’t have to tell me what happened if you don’t want to, but you need to know that I’m here for you. If today was a bad day, then that’s fine. Just let me in. You don’t have to try and cover up your problems with jokes, especially not around me. Just let me help, Angel.”

His words were dripping with sincerity, and it almost made Angel tear up.

“Okay, Davey, I’m sorry. I... Let’s eat first and maybe we can talk about it later. For now, I just want to be home with you.” 

[safetyrat]

Hiiii maybe LL!Ren for the character headcannon thing?

hey!! yes!! im really glad i get to talk abt ren bc he lives in my head rent free At All Times :) ty very much for requesting him

Realistic: While Ren did want to win, i mean thats kind of the whole point of the game, he never was truly passionate about it? Like, he saw how it was a hollow victory last season and being a natural two lifer, he didn't see his chances as too great. The driving force for making alliances and gearing up was mostly survival instinct. He would try, of course, but he woudn't go as far as betraying allies or doing anything else crazy like that, this game wasn't worth it.

Well, he used to think so. But BigB saying that if they win, a part of his queen wins with them? That stuck with him, for some reason. He is willing to go far futher, now. A far lot futher.

He needs to win, after all.

Funny: He still is very much a werewolf, but he does not transform on full moons (bc server power supression, regulation to make the game more fair etc. etc. whatever, he just naturally is a bit dogboy anyways). Instead, he just kinda,, goes crazy goes stupid? think this post without the transforming basically.

It is especially incredibly inconvinient as this is Very Likely To Happen during the mysterious and very important meetings with Martyn/the Shadows. Sometimes this just makes him get into their weeb roleplay even more, more likely than not it ends up with furniture being nibbled on and everybody else incredibly tired with how much affection he demands. Usually Martyn has to console him bc he is very embarrassed afterwards. This is a routine they have developed in Dogwards. They Are Used To This.

(And yes, this is the reason he set himself on fire and we didnt see it in his episode. Fuck You if that wasnt even a full moon. It's also why Martyn insists on teaming with him afterwards, he clearly needs somebody)

Sad: He made a grave for his queen. Well, not a grave grave, her body is with the Joel and the other reds, and Ren doesn't think he even has half the claim to it as they do, but as close to closure as he could get. He gathered every trinked and item he could find that felt connected to her (I headcanon time to be much slower for them, so the recordings take a few days and there are days of down time between the recordings. You would be suprised how much Stuff piles up when you live with somebody for a few weeks) and burried it in the ashes of the fairy fort. Despite everything that happens late game, he always makes sure to go there and take care of it a bit, restore parts of the fairy fort maybe. He feels a bit silly, doing so in a death game, but he feels like its part of his duty to her. Like he owes it for not being able to protect her.

Canon who: OK SO this isnt entirely original, but!!!! do u know the post thats like "3rd life happend in a millisecond on the hermitcraft server, and when everybody returned they werent even sure it actually happend? and ren didnt even know if martyn actually exists?"

PLEASE if somebody knows where to find that post send it to me, its a banger and i wanna credit it properly

So take this and extend it to Last Life. Imagine Ren waking up after being killed, having watched first Lizzie, then BigB, then Martyn die, die, die. Imagine him opening his eyes in a panic, ready to scream for help from his allies, only to see... Doc? Looking concerned at him? Asking "Are you alright, man? You blanked out for a second there."

He is in a meeting. Doc looks expectantly at him to explain the new developments of the octagon. His whole life has just changed.

But it has been just a second. And every other second that passes, his memory gets more blurry. Did he really imagine that? Was he going crazy? Did he make them up? Make up three whole new people important to him? After all, most of the other players in that game had been hermits, except the ones closest to him, for some reason.

But no matter how much time passed, he could clearly remember their faces, and you know how they say that you can't make a new face up in a dream? He hung onto that.

Weeks later, and he doesn't remember why, but he metioned it to Pearl. And she told him about a little server she was on once called Evo, and that she had known Martyn and BigB there. She admits not knowing where they are now, but it is enough to make Ren determined to find them.

She also mentions another server, one she still frequents today, and while it doesn't usually have visitors, she promises to arrange something.

Time passes again, then Ren finds both Gem and Pearl at his front door and they take him on a journey to a world of empires.

It's where he gets to see his queen again, and this time, she is more royal then she has ever been before.

[bonesandthebees]

Then there’s the library scene. I love this scene a lot, especially because we already have a library scene I can compare it to. This first time Wilbur and Phil meet in the library, Wilbur is on edge. He’s tired and not in the mood for mind games, but he still plays along. Then he realises he messed up with the freckles and pretends to (or partially) give(s) up to hide the fact that he can use the Voice.

The second time Wilbur almost expects Phil to show up. And he’s had a way rougher day. He really isn’t in the mood. So he drops the politeness and settles for something more hostile. He cares a lot less than last time. We haven’t reached 0 yet, but each chapter we get closer.

This lack of caring allows Wilbur’s emotions to take over. His curiosity, confusion and frustration take the upper hand and he finally asks Phil what he wants. There’s also a clear layer of insecurity and complete lack of self-worth fuelled by Wilbur’s belief that he is a bad advisor because he can’t get them out of an impossible situation. So he finally stops fighting what he’s been told his entire life and accepts that he isn’t important. (somebody get this boy a hug, he is hurting so badly and Phil is not the person he should be spilling his insecurities to.)

Then Phil reveals that he knows exactly how Wilbur feels and I am really wishing this wasn’t an adult trying to manipulate him because that would be so much better for Wilbur. Despite it all he still refuses give in and be what Phil wants him to be. Wilbur is going to fight this with everything he has if only to make Phil’s life harder. Though I don’t think Wilbur can fight much longer.

3/3 of Wilbur’s breakdown

-🌲

thank you im so glad you liked the library scene!! I definitely wanted it to mirror the first library scene, but also show the differences in wilbur's state. he acts pretty differently in the first one compared to the second one, because you're right, he just doesn't care as much anymore. everyone keeps telling him his resistance is futile and nothing he does will change the outcome, so what does it matter how he acts?

I do also want to point out though, that it's not just a matter of wilbur getting tired of being polite. even if he doesn't consciously realize it, he's becoming more comfortable pushing the limits with phil. when he first met phil, he was terrified that one wrong word would get him executed. now he knows he can push back, he can ask questions and call phil out and he won't be punished. in a way, it's a twisted reflection of tommy and techno's growing relationship. tommy in this chapter elbowed techno in the gut, knowing he wasn't going to get in trouble for it because he knows the limits of how far he can goof around. wilbur slowly is learning the limits of how much he can back talk phil, and while he might not be literally elbowing phil in the gut, he can certainly do it with his words

it's very subtle, but essentially, wilbur is becoming more comfortable around phil. even if he's not really aware of it. that's also part of why he's more openly confessing his insecurities. he knows it's not a good idea, but again, he's more comfortable talking casually to him than he was before.

the question is, is phil really only sympathizing with wilbur to manipulate him? i'm not saying he is or he isn't, that's for you guys to figure out. after all, wilbur is an unreliable narrator.

ty for the analysis as always spruce i love opening my inbox and seeing your messages sm /gen

[woogyu]

Funny Drabble Game

Drabble Prompts; fluff | angst | funny (when requesting PLEASE add which prompt list it is from)

Can have up to 3 prompts per request + can send multiple requests.

They will all be written for fem reader. I’m very sorry about this, it is just because of what I know/have experience in writing.

Please format requests as follows; funny member prompt # or #s.

ex. funny member #12 + #15

ex. funny florist!member x student!reader #14

Send your requests/asks: here

~ prompts under the cut ~

crossed out = don’t request, usually for when I’ve gotten tired of a specific prompt coming up too often or I don’t like it

Drabble Prompts [credit; https://justforshitsandcackles.tumblr.com ]

“You’re such a fun drunk.”

“Since my dog likes you then i guess i like you.”

“Tell them to fuck off.”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”

“Could you not suck for five minutes?”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“Well thats tragic.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“You are actually insane!”

“I think you’re actually satan.”

“It’s like -50 degrees in here.”

“Laugh at my jokes! They’re funny and you know it!”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when i kick your ass!”

“Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”

“Holy shit! That thing is huge!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“I hope i’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“I just cleaned that!”

“Don’t get sassy with me!”

“What do you have behind your back?”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Bite me.” “If you insist.”

“Im not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“I need you to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”

“You snuck into my room, at 4am..to cuddle?”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring..i-i was looking at something behind you!”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Define normal.”

“Do i get bonus points if i act like i care?”

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.”

“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”

“And you wonder why you’re single.”

“Remind me to kill you. Please.”

“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”

“She’s crazy. and just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.”

“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”

“My middle finger salutes you.”

“I don’t think i could ever stab someone. I mean, lets be honest, i can barely get the straw in the capri sun.”

“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”

“Somebodys cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”

“All due respect but thats a bunch of crap.”

“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”

“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”

“What did i tell you about calling him/her the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”

“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”

“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”

“If history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur.”

“You seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?”

“Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”

“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”

“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”

“Do i regret it? Yes. Would i do it again? Probably.”

“You’re going to burn in a very special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers, and people who talk at the theater.”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”

“Sometimes i question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”

“Why should we date?” “Because we’re attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”

“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”

“You’ve successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”

“Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”

“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”

“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”

“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”

“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. give me a drink.”

“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”

“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but…no.”

“If you pull out my earphones, i will pull out your lungs.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”

“My ex? Yeah id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.”

“Such big evil in such a little thing.”

“For the love of fuck.” “Yep, thats me. i love to fuck.”

“Are you ready to go?” “Yeah. let me grab my machete.” “We’re going to sephora. no machetes needed.”

Clears throat seriously, “Yas bitch.”

“No road trip is complete without the snacks. So go in there and buy everything you can fit in a tiny cart.”

“I’m all for making you miserable by being insufferable, but unfortunately i have things to do today.”

“Come on, you can help me make conspiracy theories. If you make an especially good one, ill pay for dinner.”

“You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Lets go.”

“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how i am doing?”

“If i didn’t know you better, id say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”

“What are you talking about? Im hilarious!”

“Duct tape? Duct tape is not going to fix this!”

“What did you think? That you were going to fight him?”

“You’re blocking the view.” “I am the view.”

“Why are you on the floor?” “Tying my shoe.” “You’re wearing rain-boots.”

“Cant stop me from slaying!”

“Close your eyes and imagine it, all the dogs in the world.”

“Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“Stop running i’m wearing flip flops!”

“Why are you holding your boobs?”

“I wouldn’t call it stalking, more like far distance admiring.”

“You need to stop making her laugh! you’re ruining her makeup!”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“I’m either in the mood for french fries or to rip someone’s head off. Hmmm. decisions, decisions.”

“If you’re not out of the shower in the next five minutes, i’m going to cut your fucking hair off to make your life quicker.”

“No, i will not dress up as a chicken.”

“I never told my extended family that we broke up, and now they want to know when you’re coming over for dinner again.”

“I need a date to my relatives wedding, and i’ve already asked literally everyone else i know, so i know you probably hate me, but please say yes. Otherwise they’ll try to set me up with someone, and they have awful taste.”

“One more sound and i swear to-”

“Sometimes when (name) texts me, i just pretend they didn’t so i don’t have to respond.”

“You gave our pigeon boyfriend the wrong beans!”

“If i’m like 50 and still single, ill marry you because tax benefits.”

“Please, never have children.”

“I know its like 11pm, but i’m on my way to your house with nacho fries.”

“Sometimes i wish i was gay so i wouldn’t have to deal with all these dumbass boys.

“You know, would’ve been nice if you told me your whole ass family was coming to this dinner! I look like a troll.”

“Im going to the party to pet the dog, no thanks drugs.”

“I hope in college i get some excuse to deck him. Maybe with a bottle or something, ill wing it and be like “oops, sorry shithead, my hand slipped.”

“What is this shit…i’m just trying to graduate.”

“Ooo, i sense attitude in your tone.”

“Guess who only got two hours of sleep? Me, lol, i’m gonna die.“

“I’m gonna strangle you.” “Is that a threat or a promise?”

“Superheroes aren’t allowed in my house, especially after they’ve destroyed my living room. go away.”

“oh you’re coming. even if i have to drag you through the snow in your pajamas.”

“i swear you’re gonna end up getting like botox in your tits or something.” “well i mean-” “whAT DO YOU MEAN?!”

[dangan-happy]

a lil bit of Monica in my life

for, Rantaro, Shuichi, or Kokichi

TW! Pinch at a suicidal thought and mental health issues,

I have been pretty sick lately, like, more than sick. And not like in the physical sense, but the more.. mental sense. But that’s because somebody who I really love and admire told me jow.. it’s really not me, but the ppl around me. The ppl around me fucking suck. And I have known that for a while.. but didn’t say anything or want to admit it. They make insensitive remarks, dismiss my problem, they don’t listen to me, none of them listen to me. They just bring up my mental problems, knowing exactly what I’m going through, just to get a reaction out of me, and get mad when I’m offended. They say how I’m “overreading it”- when they always make it seem like I’m a waste of time. Saying “I’m sorry that I’m not good enough for you”, or “I’m sorry I even tried being Ur friend”, when all I asked was for them to listen to me. I’m glad they tried to help, but all asked was for them to KEEP their promise…

And for a long time… I though it was just me. Because it always happened to me. But it’s not. I just always excuse ppl. I always try my hardest to be nice when I tell them to stop- and stop, over and over again. I always tell myself that it’s “just because their young.” When they are several years older than me. I say how they wouldn’t understand want I’m going through- when I told them to stop all the time..

And I am so done. It gets me so so angry. These are adults. These are ppl who should have known better- These are ppl who should have protected me, these are ppl who should have been there for me, but NONE of them would come forward. None of them, nobody wanted to be there for me and MEANT it until it was too late. I shouldnt have to be strong, I shouldn’t have to grow up so early. I shouldn’t have to know all THIS stuff. I wanted to just be ur average 13 year old girl. And I still want to. Not this. Not this at all. And I keep on just.. excusing them for years and years because I was scared. I was scared of being abandoned, alone again. I was scared of being hurt when I confront them. I’m scared that if I don’t be nice anymore, they’ll stop.

Im scared of what ppl r thinking of me, im scared, so scared. Im scared that if I just cut them off, it won’t be the right thing to do. I say I don’t care but I do. I care a whole lot.

Maybe it really is my fault yknow? That this has all happened to me. Maybe it’s just my BPD, and I’m just being really selifish, or I really am over exaggerating, or I should jsut realky just.. disappear-

… I just.. want to know what I have to do to just be.. alright.

But I know nobody can supply that answer for me and tvh I don’t even know what I’m doing or what I want. Or what I have to do to get back to be.. healthy…

I’ll just.. like some comfort- pls.. and- ty..

Hey anon! Aw man, feeling mentally sick is the worst. I mean, I guess it's called mental illness for a reason. Yikes, it sounds like you're kind of sort of trapped in a snake pit. I get it, I usually don't wanna call people around me out either, partially because I'm just as much of a dick as they are, but hey, that part's not important. Wow, it sounds to me like you deserve a whole lot better than you're getting. Bringing up mental problems just to get a reaction is pretty fucking low, I gotta say. Why are they getting mad? You're the only one who has the right to be mad or offended in that situation. I don't think you're doing anything wrong, and no! You're not overreading it! I wanna throw something at them, I don't know how, but I'll figure it out. Ugh, ewww, that's so petty and gaslight-y. Honestly, I don't think they're even trying to help, much less keep promises. Anon, it's so totally  not you! These people are toxic as hell. Like I said before, snake pit! Good, I'm glad you're noticing that it's not you. Honestly, you seem like you're too nice for your own good. I would never give people like this that many chances, and honestly you really don't have to keep doing this. If you want to get the hell out of dodge, do it. Yup, called it. You try too hard to be nice. You don't owe anyone anything, especially not these assholes. And they're older than you? Jeez, I can't even see my opinion of them any more, it's so low it's gone underground. Yeah, I  think it's fine to tell them that, because they really don't have any idea what's going on with you. These guys definitely aren't even trying to understand, and honestly it's really disappointing.

Yeah, you totally should be angry! You're so right, these people are freaking adults who like, could have done the bare minimum and gotten their shit together to actually help you out. God, that's so fucking irritating anon, you deserve so much better than that boatload of train wrecks. I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it! Oh damn, you're only thirteen? And you're being forced to be the "adult"? Yeah, you shouldn't have been forced to be this strong and isolated. I'm really really glad you know that you don't want to deal with this shit anymore, that's a really big step forward, and you gotta hold onto those feelings. They can help you going forward. I don't think you can exactly be a quote unquote "normal" thirteen year old anymore, but you can totally get your life pretty damn close to that. Your life doesn't have to be this way forever. I'm so sorry you're scared. Honestly, you're the one who should abandon them if anything. They don't deserve your niceness, they lost that chance a long time ago from what I can see.

It's such a hard situation, I know. I'm right there with you. I say I don't care all the time when I really do, and it fucking hurts. But you gotta move on. As painful as it is, if you're gonna get yourself into a healthier headspace, these people have to go. You need people who are genuinely supportive of you, and it sounds that the people you have around you now are causing a huge part of your struggles. So in my humble opinion, it's time for those people to go. It's hard, but it's gotta be done. You're going to have to be strong for a little bit longer. Look for people who are actually good people. And hey! It's sure as hell not your fault! You're not being selfish, and I don't think any mental conditions are to blame either. You're not overexaggerating, and you better not even think about disappearing! You're the good person here, not the others. You don't have to go down with a sinking ship anon, I can't stress that enough. I think you need a clean break, a fresh start, and some actual support, professional or otherwise. Yeah, you're right. I can't tell you exactly what you should do, but hopefully the suggestions I gave can give you a starting point. It's ok, no one knows what they're doing all the time. I barely know what I'm doing on a daily basis. I'm so freaking proud of you for wanting to be healthy, and you can get there. I know

you can. You're a fighter anon, and I promise you, you're close to winning if you play your cards right. You're not the problem anon, you're not overreacting, and none of this is your fault. You don't need to pay for other peoples' failures. You've done that enough, and you have every right to break free. You're gonna get out of this, I promise. Find the way out that works for you, do some research, reach out to people who you can trust, things like that. You can do this. Just remember you're not the bad guy, ok?

-

Hey there anon, mental sickness can be even more draining than physical sickness sometimes, and I'm real sorry to hear that you're going through that. Yeah, I can totally relate. I had almost the exact same thing happen to me, where I was tangled up with people that were just draining me and giving nothing back in return. And it's fucking exhausting. Yeah, even if you know these things deep down, it's hard to actually face it and accept it. That's not on you, it's never easy to do. I'm gonna be blunt, the people around you are treating you like shit, and you sure as hell don't deserve it. Trawling for reactions, gaslighting, and plain old disrespect are all things you're getting when you haven't done even the slightest thing to deserve it. You're not overreading anything, you're seeing it clearly, I promise. Kokichi's right, these people aren't helping at all. And hey, I'm really glad you know it's not you. I know it can take a long time to see that, but you're seeing it now, and that's real good. I do exactly what you're doing. I'm pretty notorious for being nice to people when they definitely don't deserve it. Honestly, those people are leeching off of you, just draining the life out of you. I know, it's so easy to just excuse people and tell them to stop, but these guys aren't listening. And they're older than you? That's inexcusable. The fact that you're the one with the most maturity in this situation is insanity.

I gotta agree with Kokichi again, these people have no idea what you're going through, so they can't say shit about what you're going through. Unless they've walked a mile in your shoes, which they haven't, they can't speak to what you feel or what you go through. Good! Be done with them, this is the start of really moving forward and making the changes you need to get healthy. You're exactly right, these people should have been there and protected you, and it's too late for any redemption, at least right now. You're not in a place to forgive them, right now I think the most important thing is to just get out of there.

I know you don't want this, and you don't deserve it. It doesn't have to go on forever, ok? I know it's scary, but you need to get yourself out of this. Honestly, them getting out of your life would be a good thing. Breaking off like this is never easy, trust me I've been there. I know, but I really think cutting them off is the right way to go. The only person you gotta think about now is yourself. It's not your fault, BPD or not, and you sure as hell aren't better off disappearing. It's still your life, and you can still take it back. Yeah, we can't tell you what you should do, but Kokichi's suggestions for contacting people you trust, maybe getting professional help, and making it a clean break might be good places to start. You can make it, I promise you can get yourself to a place in life where you're healthy. It was never you, it was always these people. You don't owe anyone anything. Just focus on you.

-

There isn't much I can say that Rantaro or Kokichi haven't said already. Though...I don't understand what you are going through. Though, I do know that you are not the one at fault. This is entirely the fault of the adults in this situation. They clearly do not understand what you are going through. You have every right to be angry. You're not overreacting. You're not being selfish. You're not wrong for wanting all of this pain and abuse to end. The people around you have clearly been toxic, and I'm afraid that they will continue to be toxic.

It's going to be difficult especially if these people have been in your life for a long time. Though...it may be best to cut those people out of your life. Perhaps call and talk to someone you know you can trust and get some profrssional help. It's a big step, and it can be rather painful, but it'll be better for you in the long run, anon...at least I think so. Though, definitely talk to a professional about this one day, alright?

I don't know how to answer that, but I know that you'll get your answer someday. It may take sometime, and it may hurt at first, but I know you'll find a way to be okay. You're only 13 years old, after all. You have a whole life ahead of you, and I know with how patient, kind, and strong you are that you'll be able to make the life you want for yourself. You're a good person, anon, and I know you'll be okay and happy one day, and I hope that day comes soon.

[fishandships]

Voice Ask meme (ty @aspaceaceshipping!!)

this is SO LONG im sorry ahhhh and also i tried to start out quiet but i got excited and got loud so sorry again haha ;w; but i’m borrowing the idea to include a transcript from @singingdeepinme because that’s brilliant for multiple reasons, which i’m putting under a cut for spoilers:

4. Mention one of my favorite canon moments involving my f/o(s).

i definitely Went Off about the scene before from The Phantom Menace - like THE iconic Maul scene from The Phantom Menace - where he’s facing off against Qui-Gon and they’re in that weird…corridor with all the weird laser doors that periodically slide open and then slam closed and like…who designed this? what purpose does it serve? other than being really cool or really…tragic (depending on whose side you’re on *laughs awkwardly*) but anyway! so the doors slam shut and separate them right in the middle of their fight, and there’s a– there’s like a very clear contrast in the Jedi vs. the Sith in how they handle this situation where Qui-Gon takes this moment to, you know, meditate and sort of center himself (for all the good that it did ‘im *laughs awkwardly* sorry) and Maul…in contrast, he is impatient because, he, you know, the Sith don’t do the whole ‘reign in your emotions’ thing so he is full-on impatient, he’s pacing, he’s watching Qui-Gon, like, and i remember, and i said this before when i ranted about this scene before, but as a kid seeing this scene for the first time even though a LOT of the movie went over my head because i was very young at the time and Star Wars is not a kids’ series - at least not the movies - totally went over my head, but i did recognize this very clear predatory vibe, like a caged animal vibe that Maul was giving off like he was pacing like he was like a zoo animal that really wants to bust through the glass and attack that, you know, small child on the other side or whatever, and i just, i was floored. it was so cool and so intense and i was a huge fan from there on out and its still, like, just thinking about it is like, *having a Moment* hoo, it’s just…wow.

But then more recently having seen The Clone Wars i would also consider in my favorite canon moments, i mean, literally any interaction between Maul and Savage. *getting emotional* oh my god, i love them both so much. they’re *sighs* so messed up and all they have is each other and they care so much about each other in their own kind of messed-up way, and it just hurts my heart but…i get that it’s not..*sighs*…the horrific stuff that happened to both of them…it’s not an ideal situation, and they’re both - especially Maul, i think, he’s so lonely and he’s so desperate for positive recognition because he’s literally never had it, ever, from the time that he was born, nobody has ever given him any kind of positive affection or recognition or anything…that’s gonna fuck a kid up! and you can definitely see that he’s still pretty fucked up from it! and i don’t think he even understands that that’s what he really wants. but in their sort of dysfunctional brotherly relationship he and Savage kind of get that. like i said, it’s not ideal, but they do love each other even if they don’t know how they’re supposed to show it - Maul because of how fucked-up he was raised and Savage because of his…brain being so fucked-up from all the mind control…*super emotional* it’s awful, it’s awful, and it breaks my heart, but i’m glad they have each other.

13. Try to imitate my f/o(s) voice. Or, give one or two of my favorite quotes from them.

since i cannot…do a…i can’t do a British accent; it sounds bad, from me…so i’m gonna go with the latter half of the question and, somebody actually brought this up to me very recently because this scene makes me so emotional - you just heard me rant so long about Maul and Savage - so that scene when they’re marooned, for lack of a better term, and their bodies start to shut down, they go into a state of hypothermia, and then when Maul wakes up, literally the first thing - he literally can’t see yet, and he can’t move, but he- literally the first thing he does is go “where’s Savage”. and *getting really emotional* it just breaks my heart. the first thing he thinks to care about is his brother. *legit laugh-crying* and i love that scene - it makes me so sad but i love it so much because its just, like, “Where’s my brother”. this is the one thing he cares about in the entire universe, the only thing he’s ever had to care about in the entire universe, and i just– oh my god - i just feel like that says more about him that literally any scene or line, probably, in the entirety of anything he’s been in (except possibly The Son of Dathomir comics but that’s a Whole Thing and i’m not gonna get into that right now cause i’m not done! with this question!)

are you guys sick of hearing me talk yet cause you can skip this but the other line that i really love of his is, “You may think i am evil. i am not. i am efficient.”

…Maul i hate to break this to you but you’re super evil. you’re super evil. you are also efficient, but *laughing* very much still evil. like really evil and horrible (you’re a horrible person. i love you, but you’re a horrible person, and you’re evil. you’re definitely evil.) but also the “efficient villain” is one of my favorite types - i mean, you see that in, like, the rest of my F/Os who are villains - they’re all this type, Thrawn and Sendak especially, where they don’t waste time and energy with things or people that don’t work for them and their plans. yes, it’s absolutely awful, but..you really can’t argue that it is more effective (until the hero proves that the loyalty of your friends is the most effective strategy but you hopefully get what i’m saying). it works until the plot calls for the underdog to rise up and save the day but hopefully that makes sense *laughs*. i’m not a villain apologist, i’m a villain empathizer. that’s what i’m going with here.  

[catcherkazuya]

Did you read chapter 155? If yes how’d you like it. I’m personally upset and salty at the recent plot progression

YES OKAY where tf do i start,,

TERAJIMA DID US SO DIRTY.  (spoilers)

I believe that the entire fandom was so desperately waiting for Eijun to the be ace of Seidou, BUT we got the yips 2.0. 

We all know that Sawamura’s character development is synonymous to team’s development. Eijun is the LITERAL ray of sunshine that keeps the team going when everyone’s feeling the pressure and anxiety of consistent success. From when this game against yura sougou started, terajima has positioned eijun as this locus of failure, which is a major disappointment given the amount of build-up in his abilities in last 100+ chapters. (WE KNOW HE COULD HAVE DEFINITELY STRUCK SOMEBODY OUT IN THE FIRST INNING REALLY COME ON)

Also, I feel like I understand why King Coach Kataoka had to perform the switch-out, but it was just too cruel of a reality to deal with. I know he was playing it off with his regular, sunny Sawamura attitude- but I believe that was a crushing blow to Eijun’s esteem and commitment as the team’s ace. Also, Kataoka is probably not gonna put Eijun back in the game, so that makes me mad too. Eijun put in waaaayy too much work to be sitting on the sidelines (but maybe this is also like a punishment or self-reflection idk). 

On the other hand, 

NORI & MIYUKI GODDAMN. 

I wasn’t physically/mentally/emotionally/spiritually ready for the fucking battery, BUT IT HAPPENED. And i’m so glad i got to witness it. That was absolutely beautiful and I’m so proud of them- specifically Nori. Nori lowkey has always been one of my favorite third-years, so I’ve been kinda mad about his lack of presence on the team. He’s so skilled, but easily overshadowed by other pitchers/players (i.e. Eijun, Tanba). 

And of course, Miyuki only comes through when the team’s in trouble but w/e im soo shady lmao  came through WITH THE HOME RUN. Though I knew it was coming because he literally ALWAYS saves the team at the last minute, yet the little panel that showed his walk-up song was a dead giveaway that he was gonna hit it out of the park. At that point, it was a wrap. I was unresponsive for a smooth five minutes before resurfacing to see his victory run around the field. (clearly I have no shame,, that boy is the love of my life and I will happily die for his sake)

I’m looking forward to the both of them FUCKING 👏 SHIT 👏 UP.  

Sorry,, you didn’t ask for all of this, but yes - plot progression is too drawn out and aceijun doesn’t deserve this bullshit. 

(ty for asking!!) @bakamuura

[my-name-is-alice-ayers]

The Covenant Part two @didiiscool11

"Who are they?" The girl asks.

"The children of Ipswitch," Kate replied with the same glazed out look everyone else had.

"Hey Kate," Caleb greeted her sweetly and Chloe noticed the way both girls kept grinning like fools at each other. Clearly this girl had a thing for Caleb like every other girl they went to school with.

"You're late," Kate runs past them into Pogues arms and Chloe can feel Reid wrap his arm around her shoulders pulling her close to him as he kissed her temple. She caught the girl staring at them as she waited for Kate to properly introduce her.

"Why are we here and not in your room," Reid groaned whispering in her ear his hand dancing softly across her fingertips making a smile curve on her face.

"Because it's the last day of summer," she murmured tip toeing up for a kiss, ignoring everyone’s else’s eyes on them.

Tyler came up behind them passing out beers which Chloe readily accepted.

"Just so you know, clothing in our room is not optional, I'm not walking in on any of this, when Chloe has her own room." Tyler laughed waving his hands at them.

"We were together for months before any of you even noticed, I don't think that will be hard, Ty." Chloe held her beer struggling to get the top off. “You catch us one time a year ago and you can’t let it go.”

"Who's this?" Pogue asked curiously his eyes falling to Kate’s friend.

"My new roommate Sarah, This is Pogue Perry, Tyler Simms, Reid Garwin, Chloe Cavanah , and Caleb Danvers." Kate smiled. "Chloe's on our hall, she's the RA this year so if you don’t have need anything when I'm not around she's the one to ask."

Sarah smiled at her, "That would be awesome, this school is huge."

Chloe smiled politely at her, "I'm sure tomorrow I'll be giving you the grand tour."

"Yea lucky for her she gets her own room, big thing with Chlo is curfew, so don't break it or sneak out because somehow she always knows!," Kate winked at her.

"I follow the rules so should you guys," Chloe felt weird all of sudden trying to shake that feeling, goosebumps rising in her arms.

"Come Chlo, we know you're just really good at not getting caught," Tyler teased.

"Yea Chloe's the bad girl with the good girl image don't be fooled," Caleb followed suit.

"This is the problem when you're the only girl in a group of boys," Chloe laughed. "What do I do that so bad?"

"Ask the guy who's got his arm wrapped around you," Caleb teased nudging Reid slightly as he took a swig from his drink.

"Hey Caleb," Kira weaved through the crowd pushing past Sarah and even Chloe couldn't help but roll her eyes at the desperation.

"Every fucking time," Chloe muttered under her breath to Reid.

"Kira," Caleb replied gently, the golden boy of Spenser didn’t have it in him to be rude, even to someone as awful as Kira.

Chloe watched Kira staring at Caleb with sex kitten eyes, "How was your summer?"

Chloe noticed the sad look on Sarah's face and something in her felt bad for her, "Kira, could you be any more desperate?" Reid couldn't help but laugh and the smile that spread across Sarah's face made her feel better.

Kira blinked at her before turning around, "Im Kira, you must be new."

"Nothing gets passed you does it," Chloe continued sipping her beer as Reid talked to Tyler.

"Sarah,” she replied timidly.

"Oh right from the Boston Public, Tell me how does one go about getting into Spencer from a public?" Kira grinned wickedly clearly making fun of her. Most of the families at Spencer had a lot of money, hence why there children were in boarding school, but there were a few transfers on scholarship and one thing Chloe hated was the snobbery that a lot of people had here.

"Stop being such a stuck up bitch ," Chloe earned, “If it wasn’t for your gold digging mother, you wouldn’t be here either.”

"Cute, you’re right, then I wouldn’t have been keeping Reid company at the beginning of the year while you were off in London with your parents," Kira laughed.

"Kira, you are fucking asking for it," Chloe moved forward pushing her back just enough to let her know she was angry. The two of them had been at each other’s throats since grade school and Kira constantly flirted with Reid to get a rise out of her even before they dated.

"Chlo, don't," Caleb placed a hand on her shoulder catching her sweater as Aaron Allbot rushed down. "Give it a rest Kira."

"Why don't you give it a rest, Caleb." He growled stepping between them joining the conversation, "I think Chloe owes Kira an apology... come on girls kiss and make up." He cupped Chloe’s chin making her shudder with disgust.

"If you want to keep that hand I suggest you back up," Reid pushed Aaron in the chest hard knocking him back hard enough to bump into his two friends that joined the confrontation.

Aaron barely flinched as if he stepped fixed his jacket laughing, “Come on man, you know she wants it.”

“Like Hell,” Chloe snapped as Reid stood up in front of her ready to throw the first punch.

“You losers make me want to puke,” Jared Emerson, another bully replied at the group.

Reid tipped his head back laughing, “Is that right?” The boys stared at each other, and Chloe could feel the power radiating off Reid as he got angrier.

"Hey, come one guys," a new guy they didn't recognize stepped between the two as Chloe reached for Reid's hand to calm down, "you were being kind of bitchy," he laughed nodding at Kira. "And you," he grabbed Aarons shoulder," she kind of looks like she could kick your ass" he pointed to Chloe.

He didn't seem to diffuse the situation as Aaron continued to lick his lips at Chloe,

"Tell you what Chloe and I can kiss and make up and well call it even," he grinned wickedly.

Reid started forward immediately going for Aaron but as soon as Caleb grabbed Reid’s shoulder she caught his eyes as they darkened with power. A split second later, Aaron's friend puked all over him.

They all laughed as Chloe felt Sarah pull her close to them to avoid the stream line,"Gross” Sarah turned her noise up.

"Completely, thanks for that, these are my favorite boots I would have died if it got on them," Chloe smiled at her, that familiar feeling of de ja vu hit her and she suddenly felt a vision hit her softly, fire washing over Sarah.

"If he touches you again I'm going to rip his lungs out," Reid growled kissing the top of her forehead interrupting her vision as he returned to her side.

Chloe went to speak but the music suddenly stopped.

"Guys! Dylan just called, he said he saw three cop cars headed down Old Dell road!" the D.J announced.

“Parties over,” Kate laughed as everyone began heading back to their cars in the woods.

Reid pulled Chloe behind him tickling her sides as she twirled around, "You can’t be so quick to punch somebody baby. What was Kira talking about anyway?"

"Babe, I spent all my time with you or Tyler, she's just pushing your buttons," Reid kissed her forehead again.

"So there a thing?" Sarah whispered to Kate and Pogue watching the two walk in front of them.

"On again off again...but yea, stir clear of him if that’s why you’re asking. Chloe standing up for you is a big deal you definitely want someone like her on your side at Spencer." Kate warned kissing Pogue.

"Awww come on Chlos harmless, like a kitten," Pogue laughed watching Reid suddenly throw Chloe over his shoulder as he carried her towards Tyler’s Hummer

.

"Yes if by kitten you mean jaguar," Reid turned making Chloe squeal as he bounced her around, as she tried to keep her dress from coming up.

"I never hear you complaining," Chloe laughed her head bobbing around as she tried to wiggle free, slapping his butt.

"Thanks for that," Caleb looked at the new kid who jogged up beside him.

"I'm Chase,just transferred in, glad to help that guys a douche." He smiled catching up to them. "That was so awesome how he threw up just at the right time?"

Reid pushed between them with Chloe laughing, "Wasn't it though?" He tapped Caleb on the shoulder making him roll his eyes. Using in public was always dangerous and he definitely didn’t approve of how freely Reid did it.

"You guys need a ride?" Caleb asked coming up to Sarah.

"Nah, Sarah drove us out here" Kate answered for her as she kissed Pogue goodbye before running to Sarah's small blue Volkswagen. "Chase you can ride with us if you want?"

Reid plopped Chloe down in front of the car before pulling her to his lips, "I got to go back to my room for the night, you know Dylan does checks on the last night of summer." He kissed her slowly dragging her bottom lip between his teeth, earning a small moan from her.

"I've got to finish unpacking anyway...because someone didn't help me earlier," she smiled wrapping her arms around his neck as she ruffled his blond hair.

"Come on Chloe Doll, pry yourself away," Tyler teased as he opened the door for her to get up front. Chloe loved Tyler, usually it was her Reid and Tyler always hanging out. "When you coming to hang out? I've got some new books for you to read."

"Hey watch it, baby boy," Reid grabbed Tyler's beanie as he playfully jumped on him before he could answer.

Chloe watched Chase get in the back of Sarah's car and even Pogue seemed uneasy, the guy was probably harmless she thought to herself.

She sat in the car digging for Tyler's IPod as she heard Sarah's car sputter and die as she looked out from the open car door, "You okay?" She yelled over to them.

"My car won't start!" She cried, looking at the guys helplessly.

"Ride with us," Caleb offered rolling his window down.

“Where are they going to sit the roof?” Chloe asked.

"I can't just leave it here," Sarah looked sad they could all hear the sirens.

"I can fix it!" Chloe offered, climbing out of the Hummer wagging her eye brows at the boys.

"Chloe since when are you a mechanic," Caleb teased before noticing what she actually was doing. She winked at Reid as she rubbed her hands together before popping the hood of the car, she looked around for a minute pretending to mess with wires, before taking a deep breath feeling her eyes go black as she used.

"Let it go man, it's her life," Pogue noticed Calebs change in mood as he watched Chloe walk to the window smiling and laughing with the girls as the car instantly started.

"You take it so personal, she's just helping your girl out," Reid stood at the door, "Come on babe, cops are coming.”

Chloe rushed back over kissing Reid quickly before jumping back in the front seat, "She's totally wants you," she laughed pointing at Caleb as she fixed her seat belt.

Caleb couldn't help but blush, "Maybe we can double date some time," he teased her as Reid ran around to the front seat.

"Gotta bolt guys, Get in the back,"Reid pulled Tyler from the drivers side.

"But it's my car," Tyler laughed but getting out and sliding in the back seat.

With in seconds he was flooring the car as everyone felt pushed back in the seats, Sarah had managed to safely detour from the cops but Chloe could see the sirens in the mirrors. He dodged through the trees as Chloe continued to look back contenpltating using, she knew that the boys would feel it so she decided to wait it out.

"We gotta pull over man, " Caleb tiredly leans up from his middle seat.

"Oh you wanna stop? That will impress Harvard, if Chloe's dad doesn't murder us all for getting arrested," knowing just what buttons to push. Harvard meant everything to Caleb and as far as Chloe's dad he was definitely one of the scariest of the elders when it came to his daughter.

"Alright, what the hell lets lose them, cut across marble head, might as well have some fun," Caleb announces sitting back with a smile on his face.

"Take a left," Chloe points as Reid floors it and they head towards the cliffs, the cops getting closer as Chloe turned the music up laughing as she howled out the window.

A huge expansion of fog fueled in front of them as Reid sped to the Cliff, Chloe eyes flashed black as she smiled looking over at Reid then at the back, "it's going to take all of us, come on we've gotten this far," she smiled.

The car feel silent as she watched Tyler and Pogue use, when Caleb finally titled his head forward she felt the surge as their power connected with each other and Chloe braced herself seeing Cliff come closer, her heart beating fast in her chest.

"Harry....Potter can kiss my ass!" Reid yelled as they went over the Cliff and in a flash they gone.

[justforshitsandcackles]

funny prompts

“You’re such a fun drunk.”

“Since my dog likes you then i guess i like you.”

“Tell them to fuck off.”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”

“Could you not suck for five minutes?”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“Well thats tragic.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“You are actually insane!”

“I think you’re actually satan.”

“It’s like -50 degrees in here.”

“Laugh at my jokes! They’re funny and you know it!”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when i kick your ass!”

“Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”

“Holy shit! That thing is huge!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“I hope i’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“I just cleaned that!”

“Don’t get sassy with me!”

“What do you have behind your back?”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Bite me.”

“If you insist.”

“Im not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“I need you to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”

“You snuck into my room, at 4am..to cuddle?”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring..i-i was looking at something behind you!”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Define normal.”

“Do i get bonus points if i act like i care?”

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.”

“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”

“And you wonder why you’re single.”

“Remind me to kill you. Please.”

“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”

“She’s crazy. and just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.”

“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”

“My middle finger salutes you.”

“I don’t think i could ever stab someone. I mean, lets be honest, i can barely get the straw in the capri sun.”

“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”

“Somebodys cranky.”

“Somebody needs to shut up.” 

“All due respect but thats a bunch of crap.”

“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”

“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”

“What did i tell you about calling him/her the devil?”

“That it’s offensive to the devil?”

“I heard that!”

“You were supposed to!”

“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”

“If history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur.”

“You seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?”

“Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”

“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”

“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”

“Do i regret it? Yes. Would i do it again? Probably.”

“You’re going to burn in a very special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers, and people who talk at the theater.”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”

“Sometimes i question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”

“Why should we date?”

“Because we’re attracted to each other.”

“I am attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”

“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.”

“It saves time.”

“You’ve successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”

“Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”

“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”

“I didn’t do it!”

“Then why are you laughing?”

“Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”

“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”

“I’m so glad you could come.”

“Cut the crap. give me a drink.”

“Where have you been all my life?”

“Hiding from you.”

“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but...no.”

“If you pull out my earphones, i will pull out your lungs.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”

“My ex? Yeah id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.”

“Such big evil in such a little thing.”

“For the love of fuck.”

“Yep, thats me. i love to fuck.”

“Are you ready to go?”

“Yeah. let me grab my machete.”

“We’re going to sephora. no machetes needed.”

Clears throat seriously, “Yas bitch.”

“No road trip is complete without the snacks. So go in there and buy everything you can fit in a tiny cart.”

“I’m all for making you miserable by being insufferable, but unfortunately i have things to do today.”

“Come on, you can help me make conspiracy theories. If you make an especially good one, ill pay for dinner.”

“You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Lets go.”

“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how i am doing?”

“If i didn’t know you better, id say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”

“What are you talking about? Im hilarious!”

“Duct tape? Duct tape is not going to fix this!”

“What did you think? That you were going to fight him?”

“You’re blocking the view.”

“I am the view.”

“Why are you on the floor?”

“Tying my shoe.”

“You’re wearing rain-boots.”

“Cant stop me from slaying!”

“Close your eyes and imagine it, all the dogs in the world.”

“Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“Stop running i’m wearing flip flops!”

“Why are you holding your boobs?”

“I wouldn’t call it stalking, more like far distance admiring.”

“You need to stop making her laugh! you’re ruining her makeup!”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“I’m either in the mood for french fries or to rip someone’s head off. Hmmm. decisions, decisions.”

“If you’re not out of the shower in the next five minutes, i’m going to cut your fucking hair off to make your life quicker.”

“No, i will not dress up as a chicken.”

“I never told my extended family that we broke up, and now they want to know when you’re coming over for dinner again.”

“I need a date to my relatives wedding, and i’ve already asked literally everyone else i know, so i know you probably hate me, but please say yes. Otherwise they’ll try to set me up with someone, and they have awful taste.”

“One more sound and i swear to-”

“Sometimes when (name) texts me, i just pretend they didn’t so i don’t have to respond.”

“You gave our pigeon boyfriend the wrong beans!”

“If i’m like 50 and still single, ill marry you because tax benefits.”

“Please, never have children.”

“I know its like 11pm, but i’m on my way to your house with nacho fries.”

“Sometimes i wish i was gay so i wouldn’t have to deal with all these dumbass boys.

“You know, would’ve been nice if you told me your whole ass family was coming to this dinner! I look like a troll.”

“Im going to the party to pet the dog, no thanks drugs.”

“I hope in college i get some excuse to deck him. Maybe with a bottle or something, ill wing it and be like “oops, sorry shithead, my hand slipped.”

“What is this shit...i’m just trying to graduate.”

“Ooo, i sense attitude in your tone.”

“Guess who only got two hours of sleep? Me, lol, i’m gonna die.“

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“Is that a threat or a promise?”

“Superheroes aren’t allowed in my house, especially after they’ve destroyed my living room. go away.”

“oh you’re coming. even if i have to drag you through the snow in your pajamas.”

“i swear you’re gonna end up getting like botox in your tits or something.”

“well i mean-”

“whAT DO YOU MEAN?!”

Once again, these are loosely categorized as funny.

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