#TeamStark vs Team Spidey

[maukree]

Tony needs Rational Tony right now, but that asshole appears to have taken one look at the situation and noped the fuck out, leaving Poor Decision-Making Tony in charge.

[or]

There is a certain irony in losing your ability to hear only to realize you might have been blinder than a bat at a blackout party.

Fills: Tony Stark This or That 2024: Queer - @thisorthatevents Peter Parker Bingo: Spanking - @pparkerbingo Stark Festivals Summer Bingo: Porn with Feelings - @starkerfestivals Starker Battleship: Deaf!Tony - @starker-battleship

Rating: Explicit Status: Completed

[starker-battleship]

SuperStarkers Battleship Round 1!

[maukree]

Is it slate? With the outside getting darker and darker, the warm air breezing in, the bracelet wrap looks like midnight remembering something it forgot at twilight. The clasp might as well be a mini solar flare in the dim of the spaceship's cockpit, and Tony tries and fails to recall the last time he bought something that wasn’t a self-indulgent binge that tends to accompany a close call and normally ends up with Peter muttering, “You shouldn't have.” Tony didn’t buy him this. He could have; it’s tasteful, not blinding like some gaudy, gem-encrusted monstrosity. It doesn't scream look at me, I'm worth more than your car. Instead, it whispers, look closer.

[or]

Really, Tony lecturing about the dangers of accepting gifts from power players is a joke so rich it should be taxed. Status: Completed Rating: Explicit Fills: Starker Battleship: Sex Artifact (yuuuup; and lol) @starker-battleship Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B1 Square - Music @pparkerbingo Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF I1 Square - In Public @pparkerbingo Starker Festivals Summer Bingo: I3 Square - Risky Sex @starkerfestivals

[maukree]

Tony isn’t in the habit of being late. No, really. He's never late for important things, since the last time he checked, the world’s still spinning. Except… there’s the small matter of him sometimes—rarely—being late for life. The real shit that kicks you in the balls when you’re not looking.

Exhibit A: Peter, currently sulking on a police bench, looking as if someone’s kicked his friendly neighborhood optimism straight in the nuts.

Exhibit B: some random asshole has his arm around him.

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed

Wordcount: 23,033

Starker Battleship: Not Actually Unrequited Love - @starker-battleship

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B1 Square - Friends - @pparkerbingo

Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF N1 Square - Premature ejaculation - @pparkerbingo

Starker Festivals Summer Bingo: N3 Square - Free space - @starkerfestivals