#The DaVinci Code

[heythereimashley]

🎉🎉🎉 SUNDAY RANDOMS 🎉🎉🎉

[girlbossingblogg]

yes i have a crush for a middle aged book man who is a professor of symbology at Harvard because how can i not be? i swear to god maybe i’m just attracted to intelligence or whatever, but whenever he talks about something, i’m genuinely in love, puppy eyes too. i love this man so much. and his little awkward ass is adorable. he isn’t even awkward like that. plus, he’s so sassy. y’all don’t notice it i fear but yes, he’s a sassy queen. he isn’t it that much, but he is. and again, his smarty pretty mind makes me wanna kiss him. he’s so attractive in my eyes. especially when he gets in trouble, he is so funny and smart too. and he’s a deep core feminist? like, more feminist than women i know. and he is interested in religion symbolism? oh my god. and what about the whole da vinci code? huh? he’s my man. i don’t care. he’s so hot to me. i wish i could make love to his mind. incredible man. okay bye

[twicedailyquotes]

Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.

Dan Brown The DaVinci Code

[zahrareadsstuff]

The davinci code is so assasins creed coded I can't even explain it fully

[devileaterjaek]

wut

[mysticalblizzardcolor]

How we solved a Da Vinci code mystery about the origin of life

[protagonistspub]

The Magdalene Deception by Gary McAvoy

The Magdalene Deception by Gary McAvoy is the first book of The Magdalene Chronicles. I read this on Kindle Unlimited. This is Catholic secular fiction. One American priest, newly stationed at The Vatican, one Swiss journalist working for Le Monde, and one mystery surrounding a small, rural French town throw it all together and the result is a tightly crafted, engaging novel. Father Michael…

[anorganizedstreet]

[narnianarcher]

Oh That Book. Was Truly Deeply Awful.

It had the writing style and character depth of a teenage author who not only hasn't learned how to compose a reasonable sentence, but also one who has never actually related to people.

I think the real problem with the booktok discourse(tm) is the idea that popular and even bestselling books being badly written sometimes is this new phenomenon that we have to have a Conversation about or it’s going to Ruin Literature Forever somehow.

Like, every time I see one of those posts that’s panicking about people liking a book that isn’t good, I think, “Is the book in question any worse than The DaVinci Code was?” and then I go about my day.

[heythereimashley]

oh my god????

[coachbeards]

maybe if roy came to one of beard’s book club meetings where they read pure smut, he’d calm down

[zahrareadsstuff]

Well the davinci code turned out to be disappointing. Kinda my fault for delaying reading it for years. 11 year old me would have eaten this shit up

[beemovieerotica]

So the big question has got to be, is there any correlation between the lack of food-chewing and the need for extra fiber in the diet?

...oh my god

[ageofgeek]

Ian McKellan’s character’s motivations in the DaVinci Code were always so ridiculous to me, bc like, okay buddy, you wanna destroy the Vatican and the Catholic Church, sure. And the way you wanna do that is by… revealing that Jesus had a child with Mary Magdalene.

Well, first of all, this would certainly contradict the Church’s teachings, but would it disprove that Jesus was the son of God? …not really??? Like, the Church has always held that Jesus was both human and divine. That’s like, the whole point. Of Catholicism. The existence of a bloodline would certainly be shocking and would force a reckoning with many church teachings, but it wouldn’t disprove the existence of God or fundamentally change the Church’s view of Jesus’s divinity. If anything, it would give more support to the already widely accepted view that Jesus was a real historical person.

Second of all, the plan is so dumb, lol. Just from a practical perspective. Dude is relying on maps, codes, and secrets that were all made hundreds if not thousands of years after Jesus’s death. Even if he found the tomb of Mary Magdalene and then did a DNA test, and matched it to the Grail family, that would not prove (1) that the corpse they found was Mary Magdalene; or (2) that even if it was, that the father of her bloodline was Jesus. Like, some traditions hold that Mary was a sex worker; others hold that she was married and had children with an unnamed husband. Why does the father of her hypothetical bloodline have to be Jesus? AND AGAIN, even if it was, see point 1 above, that doesn’t prove shit.

Ok, sorry, i caught the end of this movie on tv and needed to talk about it

[detektyv]

people forget that back in the day they made game adaptations of movies/tv shows for like everything..

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@inscrutablyrenamed girl you should have seen me: the new Albion radio hr pulled up on my phone, my broken laptop with the lyrics pulled up on one tab and the wiki on another I’m clocked in at work

Also I have a new Albion radio hour question