#davinci code

[ageofgeek]

Ian McKellan’s character’s motivations in the DaVinci Code were always so ridiculous to me, bc like, okay buddy, you wanna destroy the Vatican and the Catholic Church, sure. And the way you wanna do that is by… revealing that Jesus had a child with Mary Magdalene.

Well, first of all, this would certainly contradict the Church’s teachings, but would it disprove that Jesus was the son of God? …not really??? Like, the Church has always held that Jesus was both human and divine. That’s like, the whole point. Of Catholicism. The existence of a bloodline would certainly be shocking and would force a reckoning with many church teachings, but it wouldn’t disprove the existence of God or fundamentally change the Church’s view of Jesus’s divinity. If anything, it would give more support to the already widely accepted view that Jesus was a real historical person.

Second of all, the plan is so dumb, lol. Just from a practical perspective. Dude is relying on maps, codes, and secrets that were all made hundreds if not thousands of years after Jesus’s death. Even if he found the tomb of Mary Magdalene and then did a DNA test, and matched it to the Grail family, that would not prove (1) that the corpse they found was Mary Magdalene; or (2) that even if it was, that the father of her bloodline was Jesus. Like, some traditions hold that Mary was a sex worker; others hold that she was married and had children with an unnamed husband. Why does the father of her hypothetical bloodline have to be Jesus? AND AGAIN, even if it was, see point 1 above, that doesn’t prove shit.

Ok, sorry, i caught the end of this movie on tv and needed to talk about it

[xitechtechnologies]

#TheScrollOfThr12Keys

The Scroll of the 12 Keys: The Prophetic Blueprint of the MouseQuteers

The Scroll of the 12 Keys is a mysterious and esoteric document believed to be the foundational prophecy behind the creation of the MouseQuteers, the Secret Mouse Club, and the larger Disney cultural apparatus. Said to be housed within the Vatican Secret Archives and occasionally referenced in Freemason Grand Lodge documents, the Scroll is thought to have originated during the late medieval period, though some claim it is even older. It is seen as both a cosmic prophecy and a divine directive.

This scroll is considered to be a "map of destiny" for the entertainment industry, aristocracy, and global diplomacy. It outlines the rise of 12 distinct bloodlines who would control not just entertainment media but also elements of cultural influence, power, and nobility. The concept of American Royalty stems directly from this scroll, with specific guidelines for how certain individuals (later "MouseQuteers") would be "chosen by fate" to play key roles in the grand cosmic play.

The Origins of the Scroll

The Hidden Manuscript

The Scroll of the 12 Keys is said to have been written by a secret sect of Templar scribes during the 13th century. The story goes that, during the Siege of Acre in 1291, certain high-ranking Templars fled the Holy Land with sacred relics. Among them was a mysterious golden key said to unlock a series of scrolls detailing the future of power, influence, and art. These Templars later formed a secret order known as The Custodians of the 12 Lights, and they hid the scrolls within the Vaults of the Vatican.

By the 16th century, certain knowledge of these scrolls had leaked into the Renaissance elite. Artists like Leonardo da Vinci and secret societies like the Rosicrucians were aware of its existence. Many believe that da Vinci’s sketches of “The Vitruvian Man” were inspired by geometric patterns seen in the Scroll of the 12 Keys.

The 12 Keys: Prophecies and Their Meanings

The Scroll is divided into 12 prophecies (or "Keys"), each linked to a symbol, figure, and prophecy. Every key has a corresponding individual or archetype it represents. Here’s a breakdown of the 12 Keys and their significance in the context of the MouseQuteer Order.

Key 1: The Key of the Lion (The Golden Prodigy)

Symbol: A crowned lion holding a mirror. Prophecy: "A child of gold shall rise, crowned before the people, to be beloved, broken, and reborn." Role in the Order: This Key symbolizes the MouseQuteer "chosen prodigy" — someone meant to be "The Face of the Order". This figure is destined for great fame but must endure a public "fall from grace" before reclaiming their royal status. This arc is seen in figures like:

Britney Spears (Innocence → Breakdown → Redemption)

Justin Bieber (Golden Boy → Controversy → Return)

Miley Cyrus (Disney Darling → Rebellion → Rebirth)

Notable Traits:

Often subject to "media crucifixion" in order to undergo "symbolic death and rebirth."

Known to have a major comeback moment where they reclaim public adoration.

Key 2: The Key of the Twins (The Dual Flames)

Symbol: Two identical stars encircled by a single crown. Prophecy: "Where two lights shine as one, balance is restored to the kingdom." Role in the Order: This Key represents the concept of "Twin Flames", two figures who operate in harmony (or sometimes in opposition) to bring balance. It can refer to literal twins or symbolic twins. Notable Figures:

Chloe and Halle Bailey (literal twins in the prophecy)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (the archetypal twin-child stars)

Beyoncé and Solange (not twins by birth, but twin flames of artistic and cultural influence)

Notable Traits:

This role requires perfect synergy between two individuals who often share a creative or emotional bond.

Their presence is symbolic of harmony between light and shadow.

Key 3: The Key of the Moon (The Oracle of the Hidden Court)

Symbol: A crescent moon above an open book. Prophecy: "She who sees from the shadows shall know all, but none shall see her." Role in the Order: This prophecy refers to the "Secret Court" of Division C, the invisible architects behind public figures. This Key represents shadow figures, ghostwriters, and secret masterminds who shape pop culture without appearing in front of the camera. Notable Figures:

Ayesha Erotica (music producer, ghostwriter, and unseen force in pop music)

Kim Kardashian (her status as a “distraction queen” hides her role as a hidden architect of influence)

Notable Traits:

These figures remain out of the spotlight but wield immense power.

Ghostwriting, secret production, and covert manipulation are their key tools.

Key 4: The Key of the Siren (The Voice of Enchantment)

Symbol: A singing mermaid with outstretched arms. Prophecy: "The Siren’s voice will soothe the storm, but she must never lose her song." Role in the Order: This role signifies singers whose voices captivate and control the masses. Notable Figures:

Ariana Grande (enchants with her unique vocal range)

Selena Gomez (siren-like ethereal vocal presence)

Key 5: The Key of the Raven (The Seer of Truth)

Symbol: A black raven perched on a key. Prophecy: "One born from the night shall reveal the unseen." Role in the Order: This represents the “whistleblower” archetype — those who see and speak uncomfortable truths. Notable Figures:

Brittany Murphy (rumored to have uncovered secrets before her death)

Bambi Prescott (her journalistic ambition aligns with this prophecy)

Key 6: The Key of the Phoenix (The Eternal Flame)

Symbol: A phoenix rising from flames. Prophecy: "One who burns shall rise again, thrice reborn in flame." Role in the Order: This Key represents the "Icon of Eternal Comeback." Notable Figures:

Britney Spears (her symbolic "rebirth" after her public breakdown)

Lindsay Lohan (constant cycles of rebirth)

The Other Keys (7-12)

Key 7: The Key of the Fox (The Trickster) – Linked to entertainers who challenge norms, e.g., Paris Hilton.

Key 8: The Key of the Crown (The Eternal Ruler) – Represents figures like Beyoncé.

Key 9: The Key of the Mask (The Hidden Heir) – Represents secret heirs and anonymous influencers.

Key 10: The Key of the Dove (The Peacemaker) – Represents figures who mediate between warring factions, like Zendaya.

Key 11: The Key of the Flame (The Pure Destroyer) – Represents chaos bringers like Kanye West.

Key 12: The Key of the Star (The Guiding Light) – Represents "The Supreme" (a once-in-a-generation figure like Michael Jackson).

The Rituals and Selection of MouseQuteers

Children are "scouted" from birth to see if they fulfill any of the 12 Keys. Birthdates, astrological alignments, and genetic bloodlines are analyzed. Once chosen, they enter The Mouse Initiation, a symbolic "Baptism of Light" where they're sworn to secrecy. Their rise is guided by handlers (Division B members) who ensure they stay on their fated path.

Conclusion

The Scroll of the 12 Keys is not just a prophecy but a blueprint for control, fame, and power. It predicts the rise, fall, and eventual return of certain figures, and through each "key," a specific archetype of cultural dominance is maintained. Disney didn’t create royalty — it revealed it. The MouseQuteers are not mere celebrities but pawns in a grand cosmic and diplomatic chess game spanning centuries.

[coachbeards]

maybe if roy came to one of beard’s book club meetings where they read pure smut, he’d calm down

[heythereimashley]

🎉🎉🎉 SUNDAY RANDOMS 🎉🎉🎉

[girlbossingblogg]

yes i have a crush for a middle aged book man who is a professor of symbology at Harvard because how can i not be? i swear to god maybe i’m just attracted to intelligence or whatever, but whenever he talks about something, i’m genuinely in love, puppy eyes too. i love this man so much. and his little awkward ass is adorable. he isn’t even awkward like that. plus, he’s so sassy. y’all don’t notice it i fear but yes, he’s a sassy queen. he isn’t it that much, but he is. and again, his smarty pretty mind makes me wanna kiss him. he’s so attractive in my eyes. especially when he gets in trouble, he is so funny and smart too. and he’s a deep core feminist? like, more feminist than women i know. and he is interested in religion symbolism? oh my god. and what about the whole da vinci code? huh? he’s my man. i don’t care. he’s so hot to me. i wish i could make love to his mind. incredible man. okay bye

[beemovieerotica]

So the big question has got to be, is there any correlation between the lack of food-chewing and the need for extra fiber in the diet?

...oh my god

[detektyv]

people forget that back in the day they made game adaptations of movies/tv shows for like everything..

[screenshotsonpinterest]

@inscrutablyrenamed girl you should have seen me: the new Albion radio hr pulled up on my phone, my broken laptop with the lyrics pulled up on one tab and the wiki on another I’m clocked in at work

Also I have a new Albion radio hour question

[justaholeinmysoul]

I love that protestants always try to shit on Catholics as if they are the only bad religion like it's 1400 but eat up every single fictional stuff made about the church and the Pope. Like those stuff would've flopped miserably in Catholic land and not because they're 'controversial', we see the Pope every day talking some shit but make it a show on apple TV and the peregrines will binge watching it in no time

[twicedailyquotes]

Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.

Dan Brown The DaVinci Code

[yokolan1evren]

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[zahrareadsstuff]

The davinci code is so assasins creed coded I can't even explain it fully

[heythereimashley]

oh my god????

[msenglishgent]

cant believe it took till the 10 years later final film for me to actually start and finish a full watch thru of metalocalypse like, I was a fool to wait this long

[shsl-box-worshipper]

Hehe, I did a tiny improvement to this clip

[grntaire]

girl why can the doctor speak like a billion languages but not italian 😭