#There is a ship name for Snape x Harry

[livingxxdeadxxb0y]

A small funny starprince headcannon

I headcannon that the Prince family were known for having attack dogs and due to that they had a natural way of calming and guiding dogs of any kind so when Severus had jokingly said сидеть (sit) Sirius literally just sat down so quickly without a second damn thought😭 and it was just a period of silence as Severus looks at Sirius with a blank face but his eyes show a hint of amusement as he says

"Did you just seriously follow a dog command?"

And Sirius in his mind is like: I don't fucking know russian I only know french- why the hell did I follow that order? WHY DID I SIT DOWN SO FAST?!?!

[handledwithgloves]

How Harry Potter Ended Up With Three Dads (wc:2k)

"He's drunk," Remus says, peering through the curtains at the slumped over figure on their front porch, "We can't just leave him out there."

Sirius scowls, waving his hand dismissively, "Oh, you and your... kind heart. Damn you! Let him in then!"

Remus makes no rush to open the door but once he does, he could feel just how cold it is outside. He tucks himself further into the warmth of his bathrobe before stepping out onto the porch.

"Severus?" Remus asks warily, inching closer still to the man, "What are you doing here?"

Severus looks up then. Still the same gaunt, thin, sad face from their school days, if not worse from the drunken aura of the man. He looks as if he hasn't slept in days.

"Are you well enough to talk?" Remus asks, squatting down so he could be eye to eye with the man.

Severus only shivers in response. Remus's eyes grow wide in shock.

"Merlin!" he nearly shouts, "Your lips are blue! Just how long have you been out here? Sirius!"

"What?" Sirius grumbles from the front door, "Did he finally keel over and die?"

"Sirius, help me carry him in. I think he's got hyperthermia," Remus says, taking one of Severus's arms and throwing it over his shoulder.

"Hypothermia, Moony," Sirius smiles, taking Severus's other arm and slinging it over his own shoulders none too gently, "I thought you were supposed to be the word-y one here?"

Severus grunts as Sirius 'accidentally' smacks his head against the door. The two of them haul Severus's body into the house as Sirius shuts the door with his foot.

"Over there," Remus says, nodding his head to the fireplace.

As soon as they got him settled and the fireplace is roaring with life, Remus and Sirius finally catch their breaths. Severus looks less dead now but they still had no idea what to make of him. Sirius was the first to voice his concern.

“What the ever living fu - “ one look from Remus cuts him off before he continues with a scowl, “What is he doing here, Remus? And why is he half dead? Doesn’t the bastard know how to cast a warming charm?”

“I don't know,” Remus looks over to Severus’s sleeping body. He’s sitting up, stock still. “I didn’t even know he knew where we lived. I mean, it’s not a secret but still, I didn’t think he cared.”

“Well, whatever. We can’t keep him here. We have a - “ Sirius mimes cradling something in his arms and then points upwards.

“Yes, you don’t think I know that?” Remus snaps, “As soon as he’s better, I’ll wake him up and have him leave. Problem solved.”

Sirius sighs with attitude as he sits down on their couch, propping his feet up on the coffee table. “Better be soon,” he says testily, “It’s near three in the morning. I’m exhausted.”

Remus sits down beside Sirius. “Oh, you’re exhausted?” Remus scoffs, “You’re not the one - “ he mimes changing diapers but Sirius only frowns in confusion, “The very fact that you don’t know what I’m doing only further proves my point.”

“Whatever,” Sirius says, “When one person in this house wakes up, we all wake up.”

“Better take what little chance we have while we have it,” Remus says, resting his head on the back of the couch and closing his eyes.

When Remus opens his eyes again, he is disoriented; unsure how he got to the living room and why he left the fireplace on. Then he focuses on an empty spot near the fireplace, alarms in his head going off that he’s forgotten something important concerning that specific area. Then there is a sudden thump upstairs and Remus leaps to his feet without hesitance. The baby - Harry!

Remus swings across the stairs skipping steps by two as he rounds the corner of the hallway to Harry’s room. The door was wide open. Remus bursts in to find Severus hovering over Harry’s crib, muttering something. Harry is awake, cooing at him as if he understood what Severus was saying. Remus draws his wand immediately.

“Severus,” Remus calls authoritatively, “Step away from the child.”

Severus tenses at Remus’s voice but he doesn’t comply. His wand is drawn and Remus steels himself to fight as a last resort, not wanting to get Harry between the crossfires. Remus opens his mouth again to speak, to lower the tension in the room, when suddenly a spell zooms past his head. Before he knows it, Harry is in Severus’s arms.

“Petrificus Totalus!” Remus shouts just as Severus darts across the room, missing him by inches.

Severus flings open another door to the room and dashes past him before he could utter another spell. Damn! Why did they have to put Harry in a room with so many doors?

“Sirius!” Remus shouts in panic, “Sirius! He has Harry!”

He chases after Severus, always just barely missing him as he darts around corners of his house, jumping through doors, and gliding through hallways. He can hear Sirius’s heavy footsteps running around somewhere, trying to find a way to corner Severus. And then he hears it; Sirius’s footsteps getting closer, louder, and faster.

“Sirius! Don’t!”

Sirius seems to understand a millisecond before colliding with Severus and Harry, barreling instead towards an unsuspecting door and crashing through it.

“What part of ‘he has Harry’ did you not understand?” Remus shouts behind his back as he passes Sirius.

“The part where you bloody let him in the house!” he hears Sirius shouting back.

He’d lost sight of Severus now, finally slowing down to a stop as he tries to listen to any doors being open or, potentially, any windows being smashed so he could escape with Harry. Sirius pats his shoulder, panting just a bit, but not from running, from anger.

“Why does he know the layout of our house?” Sirius shouts incredulously.

“Severus has always been very… complicated,” Remus replies evenly.

“Complicated. Oh, be nicer would you?” Sirius spits, “He’s mad. He’s mad and he’s got Harry!”

“Sirius,” Remus tries to calm him, “He’s still in the house. I think he was doing something to Harry, talking to him or something, before I found him.”

“Talk - talking?” Sirius waves his hands up in exasperation, “Jesus, Remus! He could’ve been cursing Harry for all we know!”

Just then, the most wonderful sound could be heard from downstairs; Harry’s laughing. Sirius moves first, shoving past Remus to get to the stairs. It takes a while for Remus to recover. He had done this. He was the one who brought Severus inside. He believed Severus wasn’t so bad and for a moment, he doubted himself but hearing Harry laugh reignited that belief.

By the time he got to the downstairs hallway, Sirius was already there, banging hard on the bathroom door and trying his best to peer in through the frosted glass. Remus had no idea why the previous owners of this house would want their guest bathroom to have a frosted glass but he’s so glad that they did because he could see the blobs of Severus Snape and Harry sitting on the floor of the bathroom, safe and unharmed.

“When I get you Snivellus, you’re going to wish you were sent to Azkaban with all the other filthy Death Eaters! D’you hear me?” Sirius shouts, jiggling the handles again just to try to scare Severus, “Worse than death! I’ll tear you to pieces if you touch a hair on that boy’s head!”

Remus was still looking in next to Sirius when a thought had come to mind and he was never happier that Sirius was far too angry to think straight. He walks back down the hall and turns a corner to the kitchen, down another hall. Then, quickly, before the door could shut, he barges into the bathroom where Severus slams the door shut with a spell. But he was too late, Remus was already inside, thanking the previous owner for their love of rooms with multiple doors.

Severus is sitting on the bathroom floor with Harry in his lap, facing him. He’s bent over Harry, muttering again, as the infant plays with his hair. He’s crying, Remus notes from the sniffling he hears coming from the man.

“Remus!” Sirius shouts excitedly from behind the bathroom door, “Remus do something! He’s molesting the baby!”

“Shut up, Sirius!” Remus shouts, fists clenching his wand at his side. Jokes like that shouldn’t be made so lightly. Remus takes a breath, trying now to sound as gentle as he could, “Severus, you can’t cry on Harry.”

“You don’t even love him.”

Remus sighs with a roll of his eyes. “And you do?” he tucks his wand away, noticing that Severus’s wand had rolled towards the far wall.

“Listen, he can say my name. Go on, say it,” he prods at Harry.

“Oh, for Godric’s sake, Severus!” Remus flings his arms frustratedly, “He’s not a talking doll! You can’t just poke him and make him say your name!”

“You tell him, Remus! Get that sniveling drowned bastard away from my godson!”

“Sirius! For the love of - Shut up!” Remus shouts.

Severus is mumbling again and this time Remus really is a bit worried he’s putting a curse on Harry but as he nears, he hears him much more clearly.

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. You’re Lily’s precious boy, aren’t you? Will you ever forgive me? I’m so very sorry,” Severus chatters like a mantra into Harry’s face.

“Severus,” Remus gently places his hand on the other man’s shoulder, “Severus, give me the boy. It’s his bedtime.”

Severus sniffles. “I came to apologize,” he says, “I - I never got to - to Lily.”

“I understand,” Remus sighs, crouching down and placing his other hand gently to Severus’s forearm, “but he doesn’t. If you really want to apologize to him properly, do it sober and when he’s understood everything.”

Severus sniffles again, giving a slow nod before he leans back onto the bathtub behind him. Gently, carefully, Remus takes Harry from his arms. Harry seems unharmed, thankfully. He’s smiling brightly up at Remus, generally happy. He lets himself relax, standing up and towards the door, opening it to a stressed Sirius.

“You got him?” Sirius says, peering down at Harry who’s yawning now.

“This whole ordeal must have tired him out,” Remus says with a laugh.

“Yeah,” Sirius rolls his eyes, “He’s the tired one. I swear tonight just shaved ten years off my lifespan. What happened in there? I couldn’t hear a thing.”

“We just had a chat,” Remus replies, moving past Sirius and heading up the stairs.

“You mean he’s still in there?” Sirius’s temper flared.

“Leave him be,” Remus gives him a glare, “He’s fallen asleep against the bathtub.”

“Remus,” Sirius starts, “You can’t be serious?”

“He just wanted to apologize to Harry,” Remus says calmly, “I’ve already talked him down from it.”

“We can’t let him stay!” Sirius says desperately.

“You’re welcome to stay up and watch him all night Sirius,” Remus smirks, “Merlin knows you have some sort of wild fascination with him, but Harry and I will be off to bed. Won’t we, Harry?”

Harry gives another, large yawn as his eyes droop lower and lower. Remus smiles. Not even two years on his earth and he’s already a handful of trouble, Remus sighs, placing Harry in his crib. Sirius indignantly complains about Severus’s stay and that Remus thinks he has some ‘wild fascination’ with Snape all the while they make their way to their room.

The next morning, Remus and Sirius are down in the kitchen, with Harry sitting in his feeding chair, when Severus appears with a hand to his head and seemingly looking like he’s going through the worst hangover ever experienced by man. Remus hands him a potion.

“Drink it,” Remus says, “It’ll help with the hangover.”

Sirius grunts, “Brewed it myself, Snivellus, so you better not have any complaints.”

Severus gives Sirius a sneer as he takes the bottle without question and gulps it down. He grimaces for a moment, the taste surely not the best so early in the morning. Then, he looks like his usual, depressing self.

“Compliments where compliments are owed, Black,” Severus says, placing the potion on the counter, “Though I would add just a touch more - “

“That’s enough out of you, Snape,” Sirius scowls, aiming the spatula he was using to stir their scrambled eggs at Severus, “I brewed it perfectly and you know it. You just want to be an arse.”

“Severus,” Remus steps forward, “Do you remember anything that transpired here last night?”

“I do not recall,” Severus says smoothly, looking away as a light blush flushes his cheeks.

So he did remember everything. Which means he remembers the conversation they had in the bathroom about Harry. Remus smiles. That was good. If not for Severus, then for Harry, when he’s ready to learn everything that happened that night with his parents. Speaking of - 

Harry makes a loud indignant shout, upset that he’s being kept out of the conversation. Remus watches as Severus slowly inches towards him with a face of slight disgust or discomfort. Sirius rushes forward as well, thrusting the spatula into Remus’s hands.

“Snivellus, if you even think about kidnapping that boy again - “

“Please, Black. It was hardly a kidnapping if I remained in your house,” Severus says lazily before turning back to Harry, “Pathetic little thing. Isn’t it overweight?”

“Babies look like that, Severus,” Remus says over his shoulder as he plates the scrambled eggs next to he bacon.

Sirius scoffs, hovering over Harry and pinching his cheeks, “Just because your baby pictures have you looking like a drowned cat doesn’t mean our cute little Harry is the same.”

Harry slams his fists down on the table at that, babbling to Sirius.

“Oh, Harry didn’t like that jibe towards Severus, Sirius,” Remus chuckles, “Best to apologize.”

Just then, Harry does the most amazing thing. “Sebuh,” Harry says.

Severus takes a step back, hand flying to his mouth as Sirius peers closer at Harry’s face.

“Sebus,” Harry says again, laughing and making grabbing motions towards Severus.

It was Sirius’s turn to back away in awe then, clutching his chest in shock and disbelief. Severus on the other hand was inching towards Harry again. His hand reaches out and he lets Harry grab at his fingers. Ever so quietly, they could hear sniffling coming from Severus again.

“Oh, come now, Snivellus,” Sirius rolls his eyes.

“I want to be a part of his life.”

“What?” Sirius shouts as Remus says, “Okay.”

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

Hear me out, there are two books in the Harry Potter series that are named after a side character; the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Half-Blood Prince. Funnily enough, those are also the best two books and the best two characters. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously, this means that Sirius and Severus are in love, in this essay-

[sneppu]

THIS IS EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT BUT HEAR ME OUT

I think Bellatrix x Severus has potential to be very fun, in an AU Setting, because to be honest? the reactions to it would be so fucking funny, no matter what kind of AU it is. For example, in an AU where Voldemort is just a politician and Severus + Bellatrix are both in similar years, and therefore able to be students together:

The sheer amount of gremlin energy they would bring to the table. The absolute MENACES they would be. The thing with Bellatrix and Severus is that they are BOTH capable of such extreme levels of devotion, that if that devotion were aimed at someone who not only reciprocated but MATCHED it? there is nothing they could not achieve.

BUT FURTHERMORE:

Young Severus? That's a troubled little gremlin freak right there. The thing is... lily just can't match his freak at that point. maybe she did once, when they were younger, but as time went on, its pretty clear her priorities were just different. but BELLATRIX? she ABSOLUTELY matches his freak, encourages it, makes it grow, even. I think Snape would appreciate that, having someone who was just into it all. and speaking of Lily..

secretly a gremlin lily is cool and all; I'm a fan of it myself. but its like??? ok but why be secret about it. why bother with that shit at all. simply be a gremlin and be proud of this goddamn Sneep! have a little integrity. "oh but i have to make excuses to my friends for you" bro. your friends are wack! check out this unpleasant toenail growing hex he just invented. sick as hell.

CONSIDER:

Lily? buzzkill. can't even admit how impressive as hell this hex is. Bellatrix? in the goddamn trenches alongside with you, ride or die, is actively helping u test out this sick as hell hex. and shes proud of you the entire time! "a toenail growing hex? fucking superb, let's use it on unsuspecting passerbys who happen to be called james potter. oh wow would u look at that, it worked perfectly, sick. could we modify it so that the toenails gain sentience and are able to scream though" idk like, obviously, this is all EXTREMELY AU and very OOC, i know this. but like. im JUST saying, that Bellatrix wouldnt have just sat there and chatted politely with potter as The Sneep was choking on soap. is all.

i just think Severus deserves someone who is capable of and willing to be openly and unabashedly obsessed with him in an equally morally grey way as he

also! they would be. just the WORST couple to criticize. you've heard of iconic couples and power couples now get ready for the actual domestic terror couple. imagine Lily and James thinking they're gonna be sooo iconic only to get absolutely obliterated and upstaged by these shameless fucking maniacs every single time. because they WOULD be shameless, it's basically Bellatrix's whole brand.

anyway, are they good for the wizarding world or particularly healthy? of course not, but we're here for a good time, not a long time. I want my Sneep free and enabled, i want him to live his BEST gremlin life, and I want everyone else to seethe about it.

[chocofrog731]

recently got back into hp reading OotP currently n this is my first post be kind to me or face ur doom

[ihatehomework]

albus severus potter doesnt exist. HOWEVER arthur l. rubeus potter does exist and he goes by al and idk what the l stands for but it is important to me that harry didnt name his son after dumbledore and snape and completely disregarded ginny's father and BASICALLY HIS OWN FATHER LIKE CMON HARRY DID YOU SERIOUSLY FORGET ABOUT HAGRID

[smtgpink]

When I started rereading Harry Potter I didn't expect to start shipping Snape and Sirius

But here we are...

[y0url0verb0y]

Ask and you shall receive 🫡, more Occult/monster high au headcanons <3

dedicated to @zoe-can-see-the-stars-again

Gorgan Rita cause she kinda gives the same vibes as viperine

Phantom/Vampire hybrid for the black sisters is what I'm thinking, as sisters, they'd be the same species but if they weren't here's what I think they'd be.

Plant monster Andromeda cause for some reason she's like earthy to me

Vampire/Phantom Narcissa, I just think she'd be that either way

Boogeyman Bellatrix cause that girl is basically already the fucking boogeyman

Vampire Lucius cause that man is too good for anything else 🤦🏽

Troll or invisible monster Snape cause I don't wanna see that man 🤧

I totally don't have a bias against any of these characters....<3

[winterblueangel25]

Which best shipping name for Severus Snape x Lily Evans Potter?

#1: Snily

#2: Sevily

#3: Severily

#4: Lilyrus

#5: Evanape

#6: Doemates

#7: Snevans

[sevinagreatergood]

As some of you may know, I kind of ship everyone with Severus except girls. I just want Severus to be railed and get pregnant, it's plainly that simple.

This is a piece named "Narcissus" by Henrik Uldalen.

My explanation has nothing to do with what the piece means. I just thought it would nice to at least give up the artist his name.

Anyway, it reminds me of Snegulus (Snape x regulus). Regulus would die and Snape would be tasked to do dirty work while doing that, he stumbles across a cave with Regulus. He hears his junior's voice. Peering into the lake, until the boy latches onto him.

While Snape wasn't as warm as the sun, his warmth was comforting nonetheless. Regulus wishes to bring him down. Drown him to have at least one more person there to keep him company. But Snape was too smart for such trickeries.

To his surprise the man does visit him as much as possible. War has no place for love really. Snape also teaches a class of idiots after idiots. Regulus listens to his complaints to spend time. He had nothing really to talk about aside the emptiness of the cave.

Mention of his brother annoys him. Mention of kreacher brings joy. His parents their deaths fills him with relief. Bringing up the locker sparked interest. Years flew by like this. And he saw the boy and the headmaster that Snape often spoke of. He finally could relate to snape. They were and looked like idiots. Not like he could speak when they actually got out of the cave alive, and his rotting body is a masterpiece on the bottom of the lake for the Inferi.

Though, he did notice how shortly after their visit to the cave, Snape never appeared. He appeared seldom to begin with but he made a few visits after harry and Albus appeared. Then he lost count of how many sunsets and sunrises he'd seen. Snape never appeared. Was the war over? When new electronics on the lake appeared, like a very fast boat, he knew Snape wouldn't appear again.

He knew Severus died. He wanted to move on, but couldn't. He made a choice to stay and haunt. He drifts there for the umpteenth night, wishing to see Snape again. A man who was smart yet dumb at the same time. He wouldn't visit a killer of his, while regulus did fail, he was set on killing Snape. But Severus still visited him. Mercy or pity, he didn't care like he would if he had flesh and blood. As long as he wasn't lonely. The world like it was molded just for the two of them during their talks.

At some point he assumed he was boring, since he had nothing to talk about. Snape didn't mind it. Made him wonder if Snape always had this type of.... a kind heart. Regulus closes his eyes. Unsure if it was water or tears rolling down his cheek. Wishing to make a world fit for them only.

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Regulus wakes up in the past. His roommates laugh at him for silly questions but it didn't matter. Not when he could see Severus for one more time. Stunned the whole house of Slytherin to have the younger black hug him in broad daylight without stating why, when or how. He felt more warmth of Snape's body.

He knew secrets and things of Snape nobody else knew. Severus shoves him away "if this is some prank of Slytherins, fess up now!"

Right, they weren't on the best terms. Why would they? If Snape was any less useless, they would've made him a practice dummy to prep on actually taking down muggleborns outside Slytherin. Snape had nothing going for him aside that brain. He vows to be different this time around. That vow begins with the school.

Ps: I don't want any jegulus, jily or moonstar fans reacting to this. I kind of hate you, 😭

[propertyofscarecrow]

Ah yes — Scorbus, the ship that crawled out of the chaos that is The Cursed Child and immediately made people say,

“Why are these two not making out behind the Time-Turner closet??”

Let’s roast Scorpius Malfoy x Albus Severus Potter — the ship that had more chemistry than the entire original series and somehow still got friendzoned into oblivion.

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🐍🧪 SCORBUS: The Realest Fake Couple in Wizarding History

Albus Severus Potter: Walking identity crisis, named after two emotionally unavailable men, hates his dad and himself.

Scorpius Malfoy: Cinnamon roll science nerd with a tragic backstory, probably listens to sad indie music, just wants a hug.

Together?

An adorable, angst-ridden, time-traveling duo who had the romantic tension of a Netflix coming-of-age series but got shoved into the “No Homo” Zone by Act 2.

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🔥 Roast Breakdown

1. More Romantic Tension Than Any Canon Couple

• Constant eye contact? ✅

• Jealousy over other people? ✅

• “You’re the most important person in my life” speeches? ✅

• Literally go back in time together and almost destroy the universe out of pure codependency? ✅

But noooooo, they’re just “best friends.”

Sure. And Snape just liked Harry’s eyes.

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2. Cursed Child Said ‘Gay Rights!’ and Then Immediately Took It Back

The script said:

“Scorpius looks at Albus. Something shifts in him.”

Then five minutes later:

“Scorpius asks out a random girl he barely knows.”

Oh okay. So we’re doing compulsory heterosexuality as character development now. Coolcoolcool.

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3. Scorpius Deserved Better

This boy:

• Lost his mother

• Was bullied at school

• Rumored to be Voldemort’s son

• Spent every waking moment emotionally supporting his sad little emo best friend

And what did he get?

A “you’re like a brother to me” speech and an awkward triple date with Rose Granger-Weasley. Justice for Scorpius.

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4. Albus Is Just… There

Albus Potter is the human version of that one Tumblr text post that says:

“No thoughts, just emotional instability and daddy issues.”

He could be gay, bi, pan, or just deeply confused — and instead of exploring that, we get:

• Time-travel trauma

• Vague sadness

• A heterosexual ending no one asked for

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5. The Most Romantic Relationship in the Play… Isn’t Romantic

Let’s be real: Scorbus is more canon than Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Voldemort/Bellatrix COMBINED.

They:

• Hug like their lives depend on it

• Cry over each other

• Literally say “I need you” and “I’ll always be here”

And still the play ends with:

“We’re just really close friends 🥴”

This is why no one likes straight theatre.

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✍️ Scorbus Fics Be Like:

Albus glanced at Scorpius, his heart doing that fluttery thing again.

He couldn’t explain it — just like he couldn’t explain why every other person in his life annoyed him except Scorpius.

Maybe this was just… friendship?

[Author’s Note: it’s not.]

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🐍⚡ Alternative Titles for Scorbus:

• “Trauma Bonding: Hogwarts Edition”

• “Oops, We Accidentally Held Hands Through Time”

• “Albus Severus and the Closet of Denial”

• “Wizards? Yes. Straight? Unconfirmed.”

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Scorbus isn’t just a ship. It’s the ultimate queerbait-to-lovers pipeline.

If you want a tragic slow burn enemies-to-lovers, try Jegulus.

If you want gay chaos with wand fights and emotional repression, try Drarry.

But if you want two soft boys who clearly love each other but can’t say it because of The Straights™?

You’re in Scorbus hell.

[karmavongrim]

Black Amortentia fanfic idea (name pending)

I read a fanfic once where adult Danny and Severus are good friends and realized how they could bizarrely work as a couple! Not to mention I’m a slut for crackships. So I decided to take a shot and try to write some aged-up Danny Phantom/Fenton x Severus Snape.

And since this ship doesn’t seem to have a name yet I came up with couple → Death Draught, Ecto Ingredient, Ecto Potion… Death Potion? Deathly Teacher?? Contaminated Teacher?... Black Amortentia????? maybe that one is too dark.

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Harry was tried in near catatonic state to shove some good ol’ English breakfast down his throat after waking up from three hour sleep, lacking due to cramming much of his schoolwork till last minute when it happened. Through the open double door entry sprinted two identical red heads with manic glee towards their unsuspecting housemates at the gryffindor table, many whom have yet to still fully awaken.

Harry tried his best to understand with his sleep addled brain what was happening as the two menaces sat either side of him. One of them, he’s too tired to care which one, showed a piece a parchment.

“Our dear Harrinski, you will never believe what we’ve wound,” says Weasley to his left.

“It’s positively scandalous,” whispers Weasley número dos to his right.

Harry blinked one lethargic eye, then another.

“Wha’ you talkin’ ‘bou’?”

“We’ll Fred and I managed to slip into dear ol’ Snape’s chamber-”, left Weasl- George begins to explain, and those words alone are enough to snap Harry fully back to the waking world. He looks at the twins in mounting horror and maybe a bit of awe.

“You did what?”

Fred dares to roll his eyes at him, “We broke into Snape’s room, keep up will you.”

“So, we got in and started looking around when lo and behold, we find letters. And not just any letters”, George continued, ignoring the wide eyed look he received at their blatant admittance. Then as one they say, “They are love letters!”

Harry has to really put all of his processing power into that last sentence, because there is no way he heard that correct.

“Love… letters?” he mutters in disbelieve, because what? Letter of affection, to the most surliest person he has ever know besides his uncle Vernon.

Or rather he used to be from from what he has heard: Snape used to be so much worse until just couple of years ago before he himself stated to go school here, that’s when he apparently started to mellow out quite some. Still a hard-ass though.

Fred and George nod in unison and show him the parchment; it’s unique looking and definitely expensive, green in colour and almost fluorescent in quality- blimey, is that glittery lipstick on the paper!? He ignores it for his sanity’s sake and reads;

Mine own dearest Prince,

I desire this lett’r finds thee well; t’hast been far too longeth since we has’t lastheth seen, and mine own heart aches to beest by thy side once m’re. I regreteth not visiting anon’r but duties cometh first. F’r many a moon I has’t hath slav’d hence to meeteth thee again, to gazeth into thy dark ‘rbs, and to heareth the timbre of thy voice. And finally I has’t hath found myself free with timeth to spareth and thus has’t hath decided to cometh to thee in p’rson, at long last. Just waiteth f’r me belov’d.

At each moment yours always, DP

Harry can only stare, mystified by what was written. Who writes like this nowadays? Who the bloody hell is this DP? Dearest Prince? Timbre of thy voice? Eww, he so did not need to know about his professor’s love life in any capacity; certainly not Snape’s of all people. What did this ‘DP’ see in the gloomy potion professor anyway?

Harry is brought back from his thoughts when Fred whispers too close to his ear, “You see! Definitely a love letter. Who knew you local dungeon bat had it in him.”

George leans in too, “It begs the question: who is this mysterious DP? From the lipstick stain you’d think them to be a woman-”

“But that would be too narrow minded my dear brother. We don’t really know which broom he flies with, he’s always been secretive when it comes to his privet matters”, Fred continues.

“Honestly, I didn’t think ol’ Snape had any privet life. I thought potions were his entire life”, George says.

As the two continue on with their theories, Harry ignores them and chooses to focus on his forgotten breakfast instead. But no matter how much he tried he couldn’t keep his eyes from drifting back to the parchment. He might be too curious for his own good but he can’t help it; he’s always been kept in the dark about things so he has learned to find answers by himself. No, he shakes his head, this isn’t any of his business and he’d rather not get in more on Snape’s bad side by intruding like this.

After taking couple of bites he notices that it has gotten quiet, too quiet. He looks up at the twins and sees them frozen and pale, looking behind them as if death itself has come for them. He slowly turns too and… oh bollocks.

The infamous dark potions master stands there in his looming glory, glaring down at them red faced. Oh if looks could kill. And when he finally speaks you could here the hot red rage in every word of his.

“Mister Potter and the Weasley menaces. What. Do. You. Have. There.”

The three of them looked at each other for a workable answer, but came up with nothing.

“Detention for rest of the term, for breaking and entering into teacher’s quarters and theft. Starting today.” Snape growls and marches forward. He snatches away the letter before briskly walking out of the dining hall.

As the man leaves Harry to glare at the twins for dragging him into their mess, he discreetly smooths over the letter to make sure it didn’t have any wrinkles and pockets it close to his heart. He’ll make sure to hide all his other letters and mementos somewhere safer.

[poisonpetal-stan]

Sunrose-James x Evan

James would have dated Regulus, and met Evan, who was dating Barty at the time through Regulus. Then, when Regulus broke up with James because he had feelings for Remus, who had recently broken up with Sirius. Then, Sirius and Barty would become a thing, which left both Evan and James completely heartbroken and lonely. They left their relationships on good terms and everyone has agreed to still be friends.

I feel like their relation ship would be strangers-to-frenemies-to-friends-to-loves. After their breakup with Regulus and Barty, Evan and James found themselves spending a lot of time together, as all their friends are often with their respective partner. At first, I feel like they would hate each other, because, their breakups are tied together, and they are bitter about it. But the more time they spend together, the more they realised they have a lot in common. They are both chasers, they both go for the same Quidditch teams, they both hate Snape, and they both love pranking. James and Evan became the most feared duo at Hogwarts (maybe after Sirius and Barty), mainly because of their pranks-mainly directed at Snape.

James fell first. Of course he did. He loved easily and deeply. When? It was when he had gotten sick after a prank gone wrong. Evan had helped James as much as he could. He got food for James, he skipped classes to keep James' company and he helped James feel better by making jokes that had James laughing non-stop. But it wasn't until that night James knew. Evan and James had be laying in James' bed when Evan fell asleep on James. His head was leaning on James chest, they legs and arms intertwined. James knew then, that he loved Evan. But did Evan love him? Most likely not.

Evan fell harder. How could he not when James had done so much for him? When Evan was going to be forced to get the Dark Mark, James had done everything he could to stop it. And nothing worked. Until he kidnapped Evan. Evan had been reluctant to find haven at the Potters, but then James had dragged Evan by the wrist to his parents. So yes, he was kidnapped. But it was safe at the Potters. The Potters were not the richest nor the most powerful, but they had friends in the ministry that could destroy the Rosier family name. That summer was the best the Evan had had. He and James went everyway. They went to Muggle London, somewhere Evan had always wanted to go, but never could. Until now. They also went to Spain, where the Potter family were from. James showed Evan around and even thought his some Spanish. (Evan would be lying if he said he didn't swoon when James spoke Spanish.) But the moment he knew? It was the second last week of the Summer Break when they were at Diagon Alley together and had ran into his family. Evan's parents wanted Evan to go back, but when he refused, they resorted to magic. James was having none of it. He hadn't turned seventeen yet, but he still used he own magic to stop them, risking expulsion from Hogwarts. Was Evan in love? Definitely.

Evan told James on the last day of the holidays. He had a whole speech and was ready for rejection. He had gotten gifts for James. James interrupted he first sentence of his speech by pressing his lips to Evan's.

They got married a year after Evan graduated in Spain, and had twins together the same year. Harry James Potter-Rosier and Annalise Eva Potter-Rosier.

Relationship status: Chaotic good x chaotic neutral Golden retriever x golden retriever

[thebibutterflyao3]

Marauders Ships Timeline

I’ve seen an uptick in discourse about Remus Lupin and Sirius Black-related ships, so here’s a timeline for those who weren’t around when the HP books were first being released.

Disclaimer: The Marauders friend group were introduced in POA, so I’ve excluded the first two books. It is difficult to pin exact dates for rare pairs because not everyone was sharing online and a lot of fics/blog posts were deleted. I didn’t include crack ships or recent/newly created ships for brevity.

James x Lily are canon.

**When POA was released, we see Remus, Peter, and Sirius for the first time, the “prank” involving Sirius telling Severus how to get past the Whomping Willow was explained, and Rosmerta called James and Sirius inseparable friends.**

Wolfstar was the first main ship for Sirius and Remus in fanon.

It was initially called “Puppy Love” or some form of “puppies” because of Sirius’s animagus form and Remus’s lycanthropy.

Began shortly after the third book, POA, was released due to the unintentionally homoromantic scene in the Shrieking Shack and quickly grew in popularity.

First widely accepted fanon LGBT+ ship.

Sirius x Severus and Remus x Severus became rare pairs in fanon.

These were largely angsty enemies to lovers fans and/or Severus fans. Some overlap of Remus x Sirius x Severus.

Occasionally Severus was written as a revenge fuck when Wolfstar was on the outs, but most were related to the “prank.”

Severus making Remus his Wolfsbane potion was a common theme in Snupin fics.

Sirius x James became a rare pair in fanon.

Has many different names: Starbucks was the first I’d ever heard, later Prongsfoot and Bambibelle.

The comments made by the professors and Rosmerta in the Three Broomsticks about how close Sirius and James were was largely cited as evidence they were dating.

Often initially written in fics as a secondary school crush/relationship before Jily and/or Wolfstar happened.

**When GOF was released, Dumbledore instructs Sirius to “lie low at Lupin’s” at the end of the book.**

Wolfstar became an “accepted as canon” ship in fanon.

This was the last release before JKR’s multiple year hiatus to write the last three books, and so Wolfstar blew up in Fanon spaces online. So much fanfic was written!

JKR made it very clear that she did not like Remus and Sirius being shipped together.

“Lie Low at Lupin’s” became an entire story trope all on its own.

**When OOTP was released, we meet Tonks for the first time, Sirius falls through the veil, Regulus is properly introduced by Sirius, and Marlene Mckinnon’s name is first mentioned as a past Order member.**

Remus x Tonks became a rare pair in fanon.

This ship was largely unpopular because of the 13 year age gap between the characters.

Many Remus fans wanted to see their favourite character happy again after the tragedy of losing Sirius.

Tonks was a very popular character and one of the few single young adults in the series at that time, plus she and Remus were both Order members and sent on missions together.

Sirius x James became semi-popular in fanon.

James showing off for Sirius’s entertainment in the scene “Snape’s Worst Memory” and Sirius’s comments about James throughout made this ship slightly more popular.

James x Regulus became a rare pair in fanon.

Very small, niche group of fans who enjoyed the best friend’s brother trope and wanted to flesh out Regulus’s character started this ship.

Often written to create turmoil between Sirius and Regulus or to explore the dynamics of the Black brothers. Usually written as pre-Jily.

When DH was released, Harry finds Sirius’s bedroom and the letter that Lily wrote to him specifically mentioning Marlene’s death and Remus x Tonks became canon.

Sirius x Marlene became a rare pair in fanon.

Ship name was Blackinnon. Mostly written as secondary school sweethearts or in AUs.

Marlene was often positioned as a past girlfriend of Sirius’s or as potential competition for Remus in Wolfstar fics.

Marlene’s character was usually characterised as the female version of Sirius or as a self-insert.

BONUS

The Wolfstar fanfic All the Young Dudes was posted to AO3 in early 2017 and introduced Sirius x Mary as a short-term flirtation.

Sirius x Mary became a rare pair.

Similar to Blackinnon, Mary was often written as a foil to Wolfstar or as Remus’s competition for Sirius. Occasionally as secondary school sweethearts.

[disastrouswriter]

one thing I'll never understand is the marauders part of the hp fandom. dont get me wrong, i dont have an actual problem with it, but it's weird that you made a piece of fanfiction from ao3 your canon.

james isnt some cool jock who found redemption, he never did. canonically, he was a bully and only pretended to change for lily. and many of yall from the marauders fandom like to overlook what he did to snape and other people (cuz i doubt he was only targeting snape)

lily was pressured into going out him. he was pushing her boundaries, not taking no for an answer and overall being a pushy jerk.

snape x lily( i dont remember the ship name) isnt rlly a good ship. snape, due to the trauma and the abuse from his life would prolly develop a codependent attachment style. they are better of as friends, imo. and yea, he called lily a mudblood. but if he had apologized, everything would've turned out better. and his behavior in the books doesnt have an excuse. yea, he lost the one he loved, he was bullied by james, BUT HARRY IS NOT HIS PARENTS. treating a child in a certain way due to how the parents are is extremely prejudicial and shallow!

the james x regulus thing is funny to me, because regulus was scarcely mentioned in the books, and we barely know shit abt it him, all the fandom uses as info abt him fanfiction.

i dont have a problem with the marauders, but please dont act like it s canon. dont act like your version of the marauders era is the absolute, the canon vers, some common knowledge. dont romanticize bullying, pushing boundaries and being a shitty person

[rpquest]

I’m back at this again… oops..

hi! a little about me is that my name is lynnie, but most people call me bunny! i use she/her pronouns-!... for anyone interested in this ad, pls be aware I’m under 18 (16) and willing to get quite close with me!!! im a very comfortable person and will talk about my day and self quite a bit and hope you'll do the same!

my personal preference in roleplay is to play my ocs shipped against canons, although i can play a select few characters as well which I’ll list for each fandom I’m interested in! x

KEY -

🩵 - I can write!

🤍 - Would really love to RP with!

MHA -

Shota Aizawa - 🤍

Katsuki Bakugou - 🤍

Mina Ashido - 🩵

Toga Himiko - 🩵

Present Mic - 🩵

Eri - 🩵

Ms Joke - 🩵

Ochaco Uraraka - 🩵

Shoto Todoroki - 🩵

OVERWATCH -

Cole Cassidy - 🤍

Reaper - 🤍

Ramattra - 🤍

Hana Song - 🩵

Moria - 🩵

Tracer - 🩵

Mercy - 🩵

CALL OF DUTY -

Ghost - 🤍

Price - 🩵

CREEPYPASTA -

Ticci Toby - 🤍🩵

Masky - 🤍

Eyeless Jack - 🤍

Slenderman - 🩵

Nina The Killer - 🩵

Sally - 🩵

Jeff The Killer - 🩵

Hoodie - 🩵

HARRY POTTER -

Snape - 🤍

Lupin - 🤍

Luna Lovegood - 🩵

Hermione Granger - 🩵

Harry Potter - 🩵

Bellatrix Lestrange - 🩵

ATTACK ON TITAN -

Levi Ackerman - 🤍

Erwin Smith - 🩵

i hope i get some interest from this, soo if you'd like to reach out my discord is @_annoylyn and my tumblr is @annoylyn although im less active on here!! hope you have a good day and remember to eat and drink something x