#Tim Cook Vision

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Apple's Future: In-House Modems, Foldable iPhones, and More! 🚀 Apple's not slowing down! The tech giant is poised for a huge leap forward, with whispers of in-house modems, a foldable iPhone, and game-changing advancements in AR/VR! This blog post delves deep into Apple's exciting future. Intrigued? Discover the details here: http://tezlinks.blogspot.com/2024/12/apples-future-in-house-modems-foldable.html #Apple #Innovation #FoldablePhone #InHouseModem #Tech #FutureofTech #AppleNews #TechNews

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You’re not tryin' to bribe Mother Nature with Apple swag?

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Tim Cook 堅持 AR 眼鏡才是未來 ！Apple Glass 智慧眼鏡可能要等到 2028 年

近年來，Apple 蘋果公司積極發展穿戴裝置，但由於 Apple Vision Pro 銷售不如預期，蘋果公司似乎正重新思考未來發展方向。根據《彭博社》科技記者 Mark Gurman 的最新報導，蘋果計畫在 2030 年前推出真正的 Apple Glass 智慧眼鏡，但距離正式亮相恐怕還有一段時間。 Continue reading Tim Cook 堅持 AR 眼鏡才是未來 ！Apple Glass 智慧眼鏡可能要等到 2028 年

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 Apple Needs a Wake-Up Call: Is the Tech Giant Rotting from the Core?

Apple, the company that once convinced us that talking animated poop emojis were the pinnacle of human achievement, seems to have misplaced its innovation mojo. Remember when unveiling a new Apple product felt like Christmas morning? Well, with the iPhone 16, it feels more like getting socks—practical but not exactly thrilling.

iPhone 16: The Sequel No One Asked For

The iPhone 16 dropped like a new season of a show that's gone on for too long. Sure, there are minor tweaks, but it's mostly a rerun with better lighting. It's as if Apple's idea of innovation is rearranging the app icons and calling it a day. At this rate, they're risking a Nokia-style plot twist—remember when Nokia was the king of phones until they weren't?

Siri, Wake Up!

While other tech giants are creating AI that can compose symphonies and predict the weather on Mars, Siri is still struggling to understand reminders set for "tomorrow morning." Apple's AI game is starting to look like that one friend who shows up late and still asks what's for dinner.

Borrowing Brains: The OpenAI Experiment That Wasn't

In a plot twist worthy of a tech soap opera, whispers in the tech grapevine suggest that Apple flirted with the idea of teaming up with OpenAI to sprinkle some artificial intelligence fairy dust on their products. They teased us with exciting features that could read our minds, predict our lunch cravings, and maybe even fold our laundry. But alas, like a magician's trick gone wrong, these features vanished into thin air. It's as if Apple borrowed the neighbor's flashy sports car for a spin around the block, only to return it and hop back on their trusty old bicycle.

Vision Pro: The Hype That Hyped Off

The Vision Pro was supposed to be Apple's next big thing—a device so revolutionary that social media couldn't stop buzzing about it. Remember the avalanche of memes, hashtags, and enthusiastic unboxing videos? Yeah, neither do we. The hype disappeared faster than a donut at a police convention. It's reminiscent of that "Simpsons" episode where Bart becomes famous for saying "I didn't do it," and then everyone gets over it overnight. The Vision Pro's moment in the spotlight was about as fleeting as a Snapchat message, leaving us all wondering if we collectively hallucinated the whole thing.

iPad and MacBooks: The Great Vanishing Act

iPad sales are doing the limbo, and rumors suggest some MacBooks might go the way of the dodo. Perhaps Apple's strategy is minimalism—if they sell fewer products, they have fewer things to innovate. It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

The Apple Car: Running on Fumes and Flat Tires

The much-hyped Apple Car seems to have crashed before even leaving the factory floor. Maybe they couldn't figure out how to make wheels with rounded corners without infringing on their own patents. Or perhaps they tried to install a home button on the steering wheel and the whole project imploded. Rumor has it the prototype is so dead, even the GPS can't find it. It's like they set out to build the future of transportation but ended up creating an expensive paperweight on wheels. If this keeps up, the only ride Apple will be offering is a trip down memory lane to when they actually innovated. Looks like the Apple Car is following Nokia's roadmap—straight to the tech graveyard.

Sitting on a Mountain of Cash (Literally?)

Apple's cash reserves are so vast, they probably have Scrooge McDuck on retainer for swimming lessons. Yet, instead of funding the next big thing, they're treating it like an emergency fund for when they accidentally drop their AirPods in the toilet.

Time for Tim to Take a (Permanent) Vacation?

Tim Cook has been at the helm, steering the ship steadily into the sea of sameness. Maybe it's time for someone who can find the map to Innovation Island. No offense, Tim, but if Apple were a sitcom, we're ready for the spin-off. Hopefully, they won't cast someone who thinks the key to success is bringing back the Snake game—no offense, Nokia.

The Road Ahead: Less Map, More Compass

Apple needs more than a minor course correction; it needs a whole new GPS. Perhaps investing that giant pile of cash into groundbreaking tech—or even a really good sandwich—would reignite the spark. After all, even a wormy Apple can make good compost.

Conclusion: An Apple a Day Keeps the Fans Away?

If Apple doesn't pull off a technological magic trick soon, we might all start dusting off our old Nokias—not because we miss the indestructible bricks, but because at least they knew when to bow out before becoming a punchline. It's high time for Apple to remember that they're not just any fruit in the tech basket—they're supposed to be the forbidden one that offers knowledge and, dare we say, excitement. Otherwise, they might just end up like, well, Nokia—a nostalgic relic we bring up when discussing epic Downfall 

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Apple Vision Pro: el verdadero objetivo detrás de su lanzamiento

Imagen de las Apple Vision Pro mostrando su diseño y funcionalidades innovadoras. La llegada de las Apple Vision Pro ha generado un gran revuelo en el mundo tecnológico. Muchos han especulado que este nuevo visor de realidad aumentada y virtual podría sustituir al iPhone, convirtiéndose en “el próximo iPhone”. Sin embargo, esta percepción no refleja el verdadero propósito de las Vision Pro. En…

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Why Tim Cook Is Going All In on the Apple Vision Pro

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Jason's love language is actions. Both grand and the smallest ones. He is the type of person who remembers the tiniest details about people he loves. He is subtle about it, in a way others sometimes fail to notice it.

He opens curtains when Dick enters the room because Dick can't functionate without sunlight, but he shuts him once Dick leaves, and Bruce settles down near because the old man's vision is too used to dark rooms and the natural light hurts his eyes.

Near the evening, he puts the jar of cookies from the top shelf in the kitchen on the counter because he knows that Damian sneaks one or two for himself before going to sleep. He always returns it back once Damian is in his bedroom, so Alfred wouldn't spend energy on reorganising the order of things back.

When Tim leans under the table to pick up something he dropped while they are sitting in the cafe, Jason's hand always hovers atop of his head, because Tim keeps hitting his head against the table most of the time. He puts a hand on the sharp corners of tables, too, just in case if Tim zones out staring at his phone. It happened far too many times.

Dick loves to concentrate on some repetitive motion, when he is nervous, but he is also aware that it looks obnoxious and people often get irritated at that; he also doesn't want to show that he is nervous around others. Jason keeps drumming his fingers if Dick is nervous. And if his breath calms down as he stares at his little brother's fingers tap some strange pattern, then what?

Bruce is paranoid, hyperattentive to sounds, but also awfully absentminded when he works. He is always aware of someone's presence in the room, but sometimes he dives too deep in case, not noticing people around him, and gets jumpscared for a second. He hates it. Jason is mostly as soundless as ever, but... if he always loudly stomps with his boots on the ground before entering the Batcave, then everyone is sure that he is just having another tantrum.

Does he get frustrated when family even mildly jokes (or actually criticise him, depending on the day) about how mean he is to them, and how little effort he puts in maintaining their relationship? Absolutely. Because half of them are detectives, of course, but when it comes to emotional connections and signs, they are... a little bit inept, to say the least.

(This was cooked yesterday in chat with my pookie, @ahoyimlosingmymind)

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Apple Vision Pro：創新的體驗和獨特的銷售策略

Apple即將帶來一項名為Vision Pro的革命性產品，今天的財報電話會議的內容，我們得以窺探這家科技巨頭所期待的未來市場走向，以及他們為Vision Pro所制定的獨特銷售策略。 Vision Pro將在明年初通過Apple的官方網站和其在美國的零售店銷售。這意味著，不同於其他Apple產品，消費者不能在任何第三方零售商或網站上找到它。這樣的策略顯然是為了更好地控制銷售環境，以及提供給消費者更加專業和完整的購買體驗。 當被問及Vision Pro的發售計劃時，Apple的首席執行官Tim Cook表示，這款產品的發售方式將與Apple Watch和AirPods有所不同。除了一般的銷售流程，還會有產品的示範，讓消費者更好地了解產品的功能和特點。 Tim Cook強調，他已經親自參加了多次Vision…

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rodrick bf hcs!!? 💗🤗

Omg hi pinkie! Thank you for the request,lysm (those are as always not proofread sorry /:)

Boyfriend Rodrick Headcanons

•You‘ll get invited to dinner/family trips each and every time.Rodrick hates it,you adore it more than anything. 

•I feel like Susan will adore you no matter what (unless you really give her a reason not to,midwest reader x rodrick au cough cough). 

•You teach that boy HYGIENE. From properly showering,shaving,to taking care of wavy hair,makeup,makeup removal all that. 

•Sitting on his lap in front of a mirror as you teach him skincare first,then makeup and later that night makeup removal. 

•That causes him to figure he actually ADORES self care,being pampered. 

•You buy him his own little cosmetic bag with patches you sewed on to it,just as a small gift. 

•The type of guy to laugh,crack jokes during sex,at least when you guys are long term and comfortable 

•After school hang outs contain going to buy cds,getting fast food and if its the weekend staying the night at his place (susan wont let you stay on school days),usually cleaning his room first before you feel like you can actually sleep in peace.

•Rodrick does feel a bit embarrassed whenever you clean for him but you know he just doesn’t know any better cause no one taught him how,and its not like he’s unwilling to learn. 

•On days where he has classes longer than you (when he is actually present,his attendance is at like 14%) he lets you wait in his van and reorganize his cds.

•His cds and vinyls are sacred to him,youre the only one allowed to reorganize them. 

•He owns a small black basket where all his cds are in cause he refuses to get a cd folder,but then again he doesn’t want them to fly around his van while driving. 

•Bad at losing,wether that is playing video or board games,he’s a sore loser. 

•Im projecting on this one but if youre a tim burton girly and show him the movies,I feel like he’d secretly ADORE corpse bride. 

•Loves when you cook but will be fully honest if he doesn’t like something,even just on accident.This will probably result in an argument. 

•He‘d prefer junk food anyways but he gets the whole healthy food thing too. 

•If youre a trinket gal he will buy a happy meal just so you can put the toy on your shelf. 

•Loves to gossip with you,as soon as he sees you and your girl friends whispering in class he‘s listening in or waiting for you to pass him a note. 

•Burns you cds every anniversary 

•Hates taking pictures but loves the spontaneity of photo booths. 

•Has lots of pictures and polariods of you and the band around his room. 

•I feel like he’d like smells a lot,as in he’s really attracted to your scent. 

•Will ask you what perfume you use,you tell him you‘ll find one he’d like for himself. 

•Loves making vision boards on new years eve with you cause that guy dreams big,so he makes a music tour themed one. 

•The type of boyfriend to buy anything from the store that has your special interest on it,or a food you mentioned once. 

•Susan has your schedule hung up besides Rodrick‘s,which she wrote down neatly and with doodles,so Rodrick remembers what you have going on. 

•He looks at it like once a month when your over and is like 'oh you had that going on how’d that go?‘

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is... is that a kate I see..? Can.... can we get information on her? I beg

Just gonna drop both Toby and Kate here to finish off the proxies- (Didn't include Tim or Brian since apparently they're not proxies but also because I haven't watched MH yet </3)

Anyways, there will be some descriptions of body horror (for Kate specifically) but it will be warned before each paragraph!

Kate the Chaser

Kate Milens was raised by the Woods for most of her life, growing up unafraid of the wilderness that grew beyond the walls of her childhood home. After a series of unfortunate events as she grew older though, and as her baser human instincts push her to run despite the ache of her injured and weary limbs, Kate found that there really was something to fear beyond the treeline. She could hear it speak, it's voice a cacophony that echoed around her- within the base of her own skull- offering her reprieve and a greater purpose if she would just give in.

[DESCRIPTIONS OF BODY HORROR FOR THIS PARAGRAPH] Woke up unable to recall anything that had happened before she first awoke and with a dull ache akin to the sting of a healing injury over every muscle and joint of her body. Found out later on that the skin over her jaw and nose had been flayed, fresh burns mark her limbs, and maggots had once burrowed into her very flesh. They're healed now thanks to him.

Gloves and hoodie are stolen from her victims, and her shirt, boots and jeans are what she had woken up in. She washes them the best she can in nearby rivers.

Good hunter and a decent cook. Usually provides food for both herself and Toby when she can.

White eyes! And they glow! Spooky! They give her pretty good night vision, but that leads her to being sensitive to light.

Despite the both of them being close proxies, Kate is more connected to the slenderman than Toby is. Where she can hear him despite great distances, Toby needs to be at a certain, close radius to hear the slenderman, though the both of them could still recognise when he's near and if they're needed.

Faster than Toby. She's called The Chaser for a reason, and trying to outrun or outlast her is the worst mistake you could make.

Pretty quiet and doesn't talk often with her fellow proxy when he's around. She's more of a listener and listens (and or zones out) of any topic Toby is on about.

Ticci Toby

Tobias Erin Rogers was someone who's deeply familiar with the feeling of isolation. Being ostracised from a young age due to circumstances he can't control, his only reprieve was the company provided by his older sister and the sons of the family just down the street from his own home, though even that wouldn't last as Toby's only friends were torn away from him, and both his mother and sister had passed not long after they had left, leaving Toby alone with a sorry excuse of a father and an empty house.

Fortunately for him, something had noticed his suffering, and it reached an elongated, outstretched hand as it gave him the option to leave this life behind.

Whereas he was a quiet, introverted boy when he was younger, Toby currently is outgoing, excitable and manic, and is often careless during the job due to his general demeanor and the fact he can't feel pain. This also leads him to be fascinated by how his victims feel pain, and he likes to study their reactions.

He's got special eyes like Kate! They don't glow in the dark like hers does, but he does still have night vision.

Pyromaniac! If he could, he'd take the opportunity to set his victims on fire or set their shelters or belongings on fire. He's also in charge of setting controlled burns in the areas of the slenderman's territory where he needs him to.

When desperate times call for desperate measures, Toby won't hesitate to turn to cannibalistic tendencies on his victims.

Physically stronger than Kate.

Absolutely ass cook, don't let him near a stove.

The hoodie he wears under his parka and the axes he holds are some things he brought from the life he left behind, most everything else was stolen off his victims.

Nose piercing! He knows he must have had it before he became a proxy, but if he thinks about it too hard, he'd start getting a headache or start tearing up.

Visions of his past life sometimes slip through, though unlike Kate's where hers are rare and short-lived, Toby's memories slip often, especially when he's asleep where whatever past life he had left behind twists to haunt him in his nightmares. These instances piss him off, and he sees them as a moment of weakness.

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I cooked up a quick Tim i hope you guys appriciate her

If you see a mass appearance of Tim in variations of this exact dress it's because a few artists including me all got a vision from star clan and we're all recreating it as we speak

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yknow how sometimes dogs will hunt things and be like look i did so good!!! yayyy i got you this!!! bc theres a comedy story in my mind in which krypto decides he likes kon's friends and wants to give them presents too! and. well.

krypto leaves a dead bird on tim's pillow and tim goes oh shit fuck is this an oblique threat that someone's discovered my identity as one of the bird-themed heroes in gotham? but then why's it a fucked-up looking pigeon and not a robin or a rook (if youre like me and like tim taking on the name rook later)??????? and why is it so mangled and burned what does it mean is this a threat of a specific way someone wants to kill me?!?! who could it have been from?! when did someone even break in and why didn't they trip any of my alarms?!?! fuck i have to cancel my plans with kon and bart later shit i don't even know how i got compromised so i don't dare see either of them in public i don't want to risk them--fuck fuck fuck how did this happen i don't understand and why is it a pigeon and

meanwhile krypto is just like. :3c i did so good i am SUCH a good dog i leave him presents :) yayyy!!! i even cooked it for him. with heat vision! yaaayyy!!

so tim phones up kon like "listen we can't meet up this weekend i'm so sorry i think i've been compromised--" and goes on about how he needs to go on lockdown alert mode until he figures out what happened and who found him out and meanwhile kon's just. go back. the pigeon. describe that again.

tim describes the fucked up mangled burnt pigeon. and kon, who has dealt with his fair share of Superdog Presents and thought they'd come to an understanding about "krypto you can't do that you'll DECIMATE local wildlife" and such, just narrows his eyes. turns to the dog bed next to him. goes ……………………….. krypto.

and krypto's like :) wag wag wag :) yes thats me :) wag wag :) im good dog :) he is SO pleased with himself. thats one mystery solved!

this ends in tim, haunted, sitting at the farmhouse kitchen table while ma frets over him and makes him hot chocolate, kon wraps him in a blanket, krypto licks his feet, and lois is just like. yeah. been there. just be glad it wasn't sea monsters.

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Back To You Part Three

part one and two here! thanks so much for reading, hope you enjoy stinkers ᰔ

Plot: You’re presumed dead after a battle, only to show up days later to the crews surprise.

Pairings: Luffy x Gn!reader

Warnings: Angst, Mentions of death

Word count: About 1.8k

Silence fell quickly over the crew as Luffy walked back toward the meeting point. Conversations about how to break the news to him erupted as soon as he made his way toward the edge of a tall cliff to look for you, but immediately subsided when they noticed their captain coming closer.

It was obvious to them you weren’t coming back. There was no way anyone could survive being crushed by a twenty-foot human with their bare hands. Before your feet had left the ground, you turned to face the crew—face Luffy—saying that you’d be back. He believed you, even as smoke clouded his vision while the enemy escaped with you in his hand. He knew you were stronger than that.

A large tree near the water was the original agreed-upon spot to wait before heading out for the ship. Luffy’s orders were for everyone to stay there until you showed up. After four days went by, Sanji started running out of food to cook, and Zoro was running out of surrounding trees to cut for firewood. Still, Luffy didn’t budge.

On the fifth day, Nami volunteered to go looking for you, since their captain insisted on staying right where he was in case you came while he was gone. Of course, Sanji wasn’t going to let her go alone—and neither were the others. After everything was said and done, a total of four people split into a group to look for any signs: Nami, Sanji, Brook, and Chopper.

At first, Luffy protested the small doctor leaving with them, but Chopper explained that if you had the energy to make your way to the meeting point, you would probably be in better shape than if the group found you somewhere unable to move. This calmed him down enough to let them go on their search, saying they’d be back by sunset.

The captain tried his best to hold it together for his crew, but it was clear anxiety and grief were eating him alive—proven by the fact he himself wasn’t eating. At all. One of the many beaded bracelets you’d made him sat in his hand, each charm being carefully rubbed between his thumb and index finger.

Zoro sat leaning against the large tree, eyes closed but fully awake and aware of Luffy’s mental state. After a few moments, Zoro stood and walked over to the dark-haired boy, patting his right shoulder with a firm but comforting hand. No words were spoken—none had to be. Instead, silent sobs filled the air as Luffy clutched the bracelet to his chest. Soon, the sounds went from quiet and wavering to loud and strained. Zoro was slightly taken aback, not expecting the reaction so suddenly.

“She’s fine… She’s okay. I know she is…” His voice rang through the trees, causing birds to chirp and fly away quickly from the startling noise.

At this point, Luffy didn’t know if his words were real or if he was trying to convince himself. This thought terrified him, and he hated it. He hated that he couldn’t see through the fog and grab you like what was planned. He hated that even after chasing for hours, he couldn’t feel your warmth again. Most of all, he hated that he failed you.

Cries of sadness and grief turned to ones of anger and pain. Suddenly, a rubber arm flew to the right, crashing into the large tree and knocking a hole into the side of it.

“You idiot! Don’t knock it down! How would Y/n find us?!” Zoro shouted in an attempt to get Luffy to stop his rampage.

Instead, he only fueled it. The furious hits continued into the ground below them, tears following after as they stained the soil.

The sky turned a beautiful orange and pink as the sun began to set behind the violent scene—just the way you liked it when cuddling with Luffy on the deck of the Sunny. This pulled him away from the repeated assault he was forcing onto the earth. Looking up and imagining the smile on your face every time you saw a sunset like this crushed him more than he thought possible.

Soon, the group that had set out earlier that day returned—without you. Luffy felt empty hearing the news. He still had hope. He still believed in you. But his worry was louder. He couldn’t understand how this had happened—why so many things and people he loved got ripped away from him without warning.

Everyone shared silent looks at each other as their captain stared off at the vast ocean, worried about saying something that might only make the situation worse—if it could get any worse.

Luffy held the bracelet you gave him to his lips, kissing the chain softly.

“I love you, Y/n. Should’ve said it more often,” he whispered, now pressing the bracelet to his forehead as more tears fell from his eyes.

Luffy was always better with actions than words. Even though you knew he loved you, he still felt guilt now that you’d never hear it from him again.

The wind blew through the sparse trees around them, whistling loud enough to cover any other sounds in the area—and that’s exactly what happened. No one noticed the strained grunts as you slowly climbed the hill to reach the crew.

Aching in your broken ankle caused a limp to slow your pace, bringing excruciating pain with every step. It had been days since you last had water, so yelling for their attention wasn’t an option. Carefully, you kept pushing, only thinking of how much you missed your boyfriend and amazing crewmates.

Finally, Nami happened to look over and saw a figure struggling to make its way toward them.

“Hey guys, what is that thing?” she asked curiously, alerting the others to a potential danger.

Luffy immediately turned his head, seeing for himself what Nami was talking about. There was never a chance he could mistake you. His eyes widened with shock, standing slowly before stretching his arm along the trees until he reached you—stunning the rest of the crew.

A pair of arms wrapped so tightly around you that the bones in your upper body threatened to crack again. You were in so much pain from the journey back that you hadn’t even noticed Luffy making his way over.

At first, he didn’t speak—just kept you close and sobbed into your chest, pulling you softly to the ground in a desperate attempt to bring you into him so nothing could ever take this moment away.

You let him cry, wanting to yourself but not having the strength, so instead you lay with him and attempted to hold him just as tight.

After what felt like hours in the best way possible, Luffy pulled back just enough to look you in the face. His eyes were puffy, and his lip quivered slightly.

“Don’t leave me ever again.”

His tone was serious and scared—something rare for the soon-to-be King of the Pirates. You smiled and nodded, unable to say much from the lack of water and food for such a long period of time.

His grip never softened as he picked you up and carried you back to the others, Sanji already getting a meal ready for you.

Everyone gathered and asked a million questions, crying happily as they told you how much they’d missed you.

Luffy shooed them away—except for Chopper—so he could tend to your wounds, especially the broken ankle.

Sanji encouraged you to eat slowly so you didn’t get sick, and Luffy held you in his lap while he rested his head on top of your shoulder.

“We should stay here for just one more night. It’s going to be too dangerous for one of us to carry Y/n back to the ship at night,” Chopper said, looking to the captain for his opinion.

“You’re right. I could handle it, but I don’t wanna put too much stress on her,” Luffy spoke softly, since you had now fallen asleep against him.

Sanji quietly took the empty plate from your lap as to not disturb you.

The next morning, everyone woke up before you. The past few days had been exhausting. Since you’d been either sleeping or in so much pain you couldn’t communicate, no one knew the events leading up to your return—nor did they really care to push for that knowledge yet. The only thing that mattered was you were alive and now safe—especially to Luffy.

Packing was done before going to bed the night before, so all that had to be completed was breakfast. Luffy made sure to keep your plate warm in his lap while he kept an eye on you, brushing hair out of your face while he ate with his other hand.

The smell of food woke you, stirring slowly as you attempted to sit up—the pain in your body forcing you to lay back down.

“Hey, take it slow. Here—I’ll feed you!”

Luffy was unbelievably relieved to have you back, but his fear hadn’t completely vanished. He was still concerned about your injuries—and god forbid what he would do if this ever happened again.

Most of the crew had started making trips to bring supplies back to the ship, leaving only you, Luffy, and Robin behind until it was ready to set sail.

You explained to them what had happened—how you slipped your way out of the enemy’s grasp and fell tens of feet to the ground, shattering your ankle, then climbing trees to find which way you needed to go in order to find the crew. The trip took days due to your injuries, stopping every few hours to rest.

Luffy held you tightly as you spoke, and Robin nodded along, listening deeply to every word you said.

Once the others were done packing, Luffy scooped you up effortlessly and carried you bridal style toward the ship.

Usually, he threw you over his shoulder lovingly ofc hehe but today, and from this day forward, he planned on trying to be a bit more romantic, even if he wasn’t good at it in the traditional sense.

“Thank you for helping me. I’m sorry that I worried you.”

The words came out barely above a whisper. You were already tired again just from being awake for a few hours.

“I’ll always help you. Don’t be sorry for being hurt—you couldn’t help it.”

Luffy flashed his typical goofy grin, bending down to peck a small kiss to your forehead.

God, how he had missed you—and never again would he have to.

Months go by, and your captain hasn’t changed. He takes you everywhere, steps in front of you more during battles, even feeds you meat off his plate before eating himself.

You tell him he doesn’t have to do these things. He knows he doesn’t. But he wants to—because he’ll always remember the time he thought these beautiful moments with you would be nothing more than a memory.

But now he gets to make new ones—and Luffy wouldn’t trade that for the world.

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omg I just find you and your writings are amazing♥️

Can you please do some husband headcanons please?

surely, i can try my best, thanks for the ask!!

Husband Headcanons I

for Iruka, Kakashi, and Itachi (with wildcard appearances from Jiraiya and Obito) (GN!Reader)

Your fav isn't mentioned? Check out Husband Headcanons 2!

Warnings: couple swear words, couple sexual references (Reader Discretion advised), fluff, lmk if this sucks

Masterlist💿

Iruka

Would suggest the springtime for the wedding, but Iruka would still happily marry you whenever your heart desired

Danced with you throughout the entire reception, only getting tipsy (enabling you to get comfortably inebriated)

Begs to carry you over the threshold like a gentleman, and the two of you spent the whole night consumating the union

Best sex you had ever had, and Iruka was of the same mind - both of you were totally in your element on your wedding night, and couldn't stop until noon the next day

Honeymoon takes place in the Land of Flowers, within a small settlement near the coast

Iruka pays for a week's stay at an Inn, and the two of you spend the days watching the water and walking through wildflower fields, collecting colourful, fragrant bouquets as you went

Domestically, such a teamplayer - Iruka will happily do the dishes after you cook dinner, and vice versa, he'll mop after you sweep, he turns on lights for you while you open windows

Would happily have a pet, probably a cat (orange or calico), but wouldn't be opposed to something a bit more spunky like a gekko or a rat

Dances with you in the living room while it rains, takes you (and your pet) out in the sunshine - he just loves to spend time with you and be with you

Kakashi

The wedding was small, kept to just close friends and your immediate family, probably just within the courthouse with a nice little reception after

Kakashi would carry you all the way from the reception to your shared apartment, right over the threshold, and it would take only a Hokage-level emergency to get him away from you after

Can't take a very long honeymoon because of his duties as Hokage, but will take you out for a long weekend in one of the coastal villages of the Land of Fire

Despite the long hours he works, Kakashi is the most attentive husband ever

Fresh flowers decorate a crystal vase on the coffee table, replaced every week, the trash is always taken out without you having to ask, he'll surprise you with full breakfasts on the weekends AND do the dishes after

Gets all bubbly every time he hits someone with a my spouse and is constantly bringing you up in conversation just to do so

Many nights are spent cuddling on the couch after dinner, reading independantly

You want a dog? Lovely! Kakashi wants a dog. You want a cat? Great! Kakashi wants a cat. A bird? A snake? A gerbil? Bring it on, that sounds fun.

Such a funny man, still needing to parade around the village with you in his arm, as if not everybody is already aware

Itachi

We're doing an Everything'sFine!AU because I'll cry otherwise

Massive wedding, so many floral arrangements, easily half the village shows up, Itachi cannot stop smiling the entire day

Literally tears up at the altar when he sees you, can't contain himself, you're such a vision

Takes you to the Land of Waterfalls for the most peaceful honeymoon of all

You two spend a week, or two, meditating with each other, drinking special teas, swimming for hours, wrapped in a lover's embrace that knits your hearts together even closer

Of course, in the hustle and bustle of the weekdays, Itachi establishes Saturday as Cleaning Day, and will clean the entire house, top to bottom, by himself (but will very much appreciate any help you provide)

Sunday is the day Itachi reserves to spend with you, either out on the town, or in the house, resting and relaxing together

Compliments every single look of yours as if it's the first time he's ever seen you, Itachi just can't believe his luck, and gets heart palpatations every single time he hears you call him your husband

Gets way more vulnerable after marriage, allowing himself to open up with a different level of confidence

Jiraiya

Destination wedding so people don't want to come, he wants the ceremony to be perfect and intimate

Gets so fucked up at the reception that you have to carry him over the threshold

He's such a sweetie about it when he wakes up though, apologising and fucking you reaaal good the entirety of the next day

Takes you on a month of travel, literally to every single Land

Writes you special poems and stories to wake up to while he's cheffing up the best breakfasts ever

Writes an entire book about you, and it was a best-seller

No one makes a better cup of tea than Jiraiya, and he's always got a tea ready for when you wake up, when you come home, after dinner

The absolute king of being in the same room while doing separate things, you're in his lap or holding his non-dominant hand, and every once in a while you'll share a brief kiss that might evolve into something a bit more distracting

Hugging and kissing as soon as you come home - he missed you so damn bad and needs to let you know

Is a very organized messy, but not at all dirty, Jiraiya doesn't mind when you clean up after him but would honestly prefer you didn't (he can't find things after, even if you tell him exactly where you put things)

Birthdays, Anniversaries, any opportunity to shower you in love and gifts, Jiraiya will take it and run with it

He just adores you and lets everyone know about it

Obito

Goofball gets an Officiant Certification and marries the two of you, himself

His vows are so long and so sweet that you can't even get yours out without stuttering and crying

Obito whisks you away to the Land of Hotsprings for nearly a month, immediately after the rings are exchanged

Finds nothing more fun than going out on dates with you while married, he almost likes it more than when you two were just going steady

Can't stand to let you sleep while he's awake, no matter how poorly he feels about depreiving you of sleep

Kisses and hugs every time the two of you are reunited

Obito won't ever shut up about you when you're apart, and it gets on everyone's nerves but Konan who finds his musings sweet

Lives, loves, laughs domestic life - he will do anything to make you happy, including the most grueling chores (those fucking baseboards)

Always makes you laugh, no matter how you're feeling, and he loves your laugh more than anything

[becausebuckley]

michelle's buddie fic recs: week 51!

almost the last fic rec list of the year, can you believe it? like last week, i haven't cross-referenced this list with previous ones, so apologies for any potential double recs!

this is a mix of fics with all ratings, so some include NSFW content. please take a look at both the ratings and the fic tags before reading! some might also contain spoilers for season 8.

if you come across something you like in this list, remember to show some love to the author by leaving kudos and a comment!

before the night fades | MilenaDaniels/@milenadaniels| 8.6k | T

EddieAna and BuckTaylor double date and it ruins everyone's night. this fic is one of my favourite outsider povs ever! it does such a wonderful job of capturing our 911 characters as well as fleshing out a lovely cast of ocs <3

chicken alfredo | EiraLloyd/@unlifeira | 4.6k | T

when Helena laughs at the idea that her son is now able to cook well, Buck ropes Eddie into proving her otherwise. this captures the buddie dynamic so so well <3 also made me hungry lol

do you want me (or do you want me dead) | carpediaz/@sofa-king-lame | 2.3k | T

The one where Buck finds out Eddie wears reading glasses and loses his fucking mind over them, and Eddie knows exactly what he's doing. eddie in reading glasses is a VISION holy shit buck is so relatable in this. i love the silly fun!!

emails i can't send | heartbeatdiaz/@lonelychicago | 6k | T

buck should've known better than to let his email account open and then give his computer to a toddler to play with. i love love love the formatting of this one, with the emails and everything <3 so so good!! they're just french angelfish <3

i took a little journey to the unknown | 42hrb/@exhuastedpigeon | 4.3k | T

“I-it’s okay, you don’t have to talk,” Buck says and the comforting warmth is back on Eddie’s hand. The only thought that rings clearly through his head is that Buck’s hand is safe. Buck is going to keep him safe. “Just - can you squeeze my hand if you’re awake?” this is just such a lovely fic. i love the character study elements and the hand holding and just <3

in the dark (with the stars) | tawaifeddiediaz/@aashiqeddiediaz | 13k | M

Eddie’s relationship with food, anxiety and cooking, as told through the past and present. eddie's relationship with food in both canon and fanon is absolutely fascinating to me. i loved this take on it so much <3

last first kiss | songbvrd/@songbvrd | 3.4k | GA

Buck tries to say goodbye. Eddie isn't ready. frankly i think the best promo i can give this fic is exactly what i said in my comment here, which is "tim minear better be taking notes" because wow it's just that good <3

lucky boy | serenelystrange/@serenelystrange | 1.9k | T

In which Buck and Eddie are so bad at being in a secret relationship, but instead of show-typical angst, fluff! secret relationship buddie, the gift that keeps on giving <3 exactly the fic i needed on a cold early bus ride this week!!

platonic co-parents don't kiss like we do | thelikesofus/@thelikesofus | 7.1k | M

5 times other people see Buck and Eddie kiss + 1 time they really mean it. i love love love all these different types of kisses <3 the loveliest buddie fic from the perspective of the firefam!!

take what the water gave me | Daisies_and_Briars/@cal-daisies-and-briars | 20.7k | M

New transfer to the 118, Eddie Diaz, has a secret. And upon getting to know his coworker, Buck, who is also hiding something, he begins to suspect their secret is the same. He's wrong. i've been devouring every little snippet of this fic i've seen on tumblr and i was so so excited to see the full thing land in my inbox! and wow did it not disappoint. such great worldbuilding and such a fantastic characterisation of eddie <3

the bunkroom fic | exvichan | 11.5k | T

The Station 118 bunkroom has witnessed a lot over the years. Private conversations, spats, occasions of affection, joy, and anguish. It’s seen pranks, and games, and camaraderie. It’s even been privy to an unfolding love story or two. It holds the memory of each of these moments. the 118 bunkroom my beloved <3 i love these little moments so much, especially the conversations between the firefam!!

the wayward son | brewrosemilk/@gayhoediaz | 56.9k | E

Eddie misses his son, grows a mustache, pines after his best friend, and becomes a regular at a gay sex club. That last part is either an indulgence or an inevitable, somewhat self-destructive conclusion to several decades worth of compulsory heterosexuality and catholic guilt. Don’t ask him which. i can't even capture the vibe of this fic in just a few lines but holy shit is it brilliant. the most incredibly writing, great characterisation, and also just very hot stuff. an immediate bookmark and new favourite!

[brucewaynehater101]

This is my first prompt/idea ask I've made but I came up with this, and wanted to share!

Dick: tim as much as I dislike how damian became robin, somebody has to be batman

Tim: but I still could've been Robin! Or even nightwing even if you were batman!

Dick: no Tim I'm not going to be batman, you are.

Tim and damian: wait what.

Some headcanons:

after damian stopped actively trying to kill Tim, Tim managed to trick damian into bonding with him by asking damian to teach him how to cook, since idk reasons for why he doesn't go to the others.

Another headcanon got a headcanon from "Gotta Roll With The Curveballs" by justapoorboy where Tim works his schedule around other's events and tries to go to every event damian is in

He teaches damian what his perants taught him, his mother's business sense and gala etiquette, and if you go the route of ruthless Janet drake then her manipulation, and then I don't really know what Tim would teach from his father (I know there would be something but I just don't remember)

I don't really have a vision on how any of this would happen, and especially how Tim being batman would end up portrayed (I don't remember the right word for this) but it's honestly just food for thought.

So i hope you enjoyed

Hmm.... What if we jump-start the Batman inc shit (idk as much about it, though). Dick, who's already worked extensively with the JL, assumes Bruce's JL position (as either Batman or Nightwing [maybe both and he switches between the two depending on need??]).

Idk about Tim being Batman, though. No one would believe they are the same (Tim is amazing, but he's way more lean than Bruce, Jason, or even Dick). Maybe Tim just shows off his prowess, and everyone is so in awe they fear him like the OG Batman (I'm 90% joking).

Wait!!! This would be SUCH a great crack AU, my lords. Like Tim, who is very obviously not Batman, gaslighting the shit out of Gotham Rogues.

HQ: "You're not Batsy!"

Batman!Tim: "Is this about my weight?"

HQ: "Well... You lost some height too."

B!T: "I stopped wearing my 8 inch platform boots."

HQ: "... You don't sound like him."

B!T: "Started gargling warm salt water every night."

HQ: *points at Damian* "Robin doesn't look the same either!"

D!R: *holding swords and looks ready to stab them in either HQ or B!T*

B!T: "I'm not sure what you mean."

And Tim and Damian have such a antagonistic relationship in this, but playful? Like Damian keeps trying to kill/sabotage Tim, and Tim just ruffles his hair and teaches him how to do it better next time.

Tim being an annoying shit by showing up to every single meeting/game/performance of Damian's even though the younger told him not to go.

Tim asking Damian to show him how to cook food Damian grew up with as Damian insults Tim's eating styles (cause Tim has shown Damian the "beauty" of a blended PB&J).

Some nights Tim wants to show Damian the "true" Robin experience. This means that everyone runs away from them screaming because it's the essence of two Robins being left without supervision (which results in a ton of property damage).