#UHM EMBARRASSING

[bywons]

bywons flop era lel IM CACKLINGGGGGGG LMAAOOO

[qiyuearning]

your first time with caleb and he is so, so… how can he even describe it?

“you’re— you’re— i can’t even . . . ohmygod? just wow.” he says all in one breath, eyes struggling to focus on just one part of you. his hands hover just over your torso, tracing the air over eager skin. he doesn’t know if he can handle even a second more of this. is he dreaming right now? is he allowed to?

god, let him have this. finally, his hands find their way to your hips, slender fingers flexing against smooth curves. he could feel your body pressed against his, warm and solid. real.

he always had a snarky quip or a teasing remark to lighten the mood, but right now, all that escapes his lips is an uncharacteristically pathetic sound he doesn’t mean to let slip.

“pip— you’re gorgeous. i mean you’re always gorgeous! o-obviously. always have been,” he sputters, his breathing almost erratic as he chastises himself in an attempt to chase after what little shred of common sense and control he has left. “can i? i mean, will you let me . . . ? no— god, if i could just—“

caleb babbles perhaps a million things per minute—prayers most likely, so fast that it makes your head spin. it isn’t until he feels your touch on his chest that he calms down, your hand warm and solid. real.

“slow down.” you sigh from your place in his lap. he looks like he’s about to burst into tears— or flames. “use your words, caleb.”

he was a man on the edge, a man finally acknowledging his need. his lips found the sensitive spot on your collarbone, teeth scraping against tender flesh lightly.

he looks at you for further permission, a violet gaze that is screaming please, please, please, let me have this. hesitantly, he places an experimental kiss along your jaw. then one to your lips. then another, and another until he can’t remember a feeling that could ever be better than this. it’s desperate, rushed, and a little clumsy, a culmination of years spent holding back.

“. . . words are the last thing on my mind right now, pipsqueak.”

he feels the heat of your body through the thin fabric of your clothes, the weight of your thighs pressed against his. his fingers find the edge of your shirt, slipping underneath to ghost over your skin. his touch is both gentle and possessive, as if claiming something long overdue as his.

[prec1ousboy]

Knight who fucks you while fully covered in armor aside from their cock. You're coming apart under them, completely naked and vulnerable, unable to see even their face. Left with practically no way of telling whether they're nearly as affected as you are. Your body is desperate for theirs, longing to feel skin against skin, you're begging to be touched more. No wonder then that you start moaning like a whore when they take off one of their gloves and shove their fingers in your mouth. It's so little but you'll take it, savoring their taste, the softness of their hand among cold steel and leather.

[missmullet]

Tell me I'm the love of your life, just for a night Even if you don't mean it I don't care for the truth when I'm lonely I don't care if you lie I don't care if in the morning You get up, not say goodbye

[aishite-normally]

10 years! That's a lot of everything! [rushed despite 17+ hours so if you see any mistakes, it's actually a genius stylistic choice /s]

Different versions [without the glitchy effects on some parts, bg text, or both]:

10 years of EIAL! 10 years of Will Wood! Yippee!!!(*^▽^)ノ★*☆♪

The very very faint 10% opacity lyrics in the bg are parts from Front Street, ¡Aikido!, Skeleton Appreciation Day, The First Step, Lysergide Daydream, Chemical Overreaction, and 6up 5oh ((・∀・)

The signs are just translations of the phrase "Everything is a lot" in Tagalog, Japanese, and Polish [bc I didn't know what to put on them]; Except for "Maligayang Kaarawan‼️" which just means "Happy Birthday‼️" [half-directed to the album and half-directed to a Moot]

[A/N [unimportant]: Ang mga nakaraang araw ay puno lang ng paglulumbay. Pero may nakita akong munting daga na gumagapang sa may bintana habang ginuguhit ko 'to. Kung anghel na tumatanod o demonyo man yan, tila meron akong madla. Naalala ko kayo! Salamat sa pagtingin sa aking gawa! 'Di 'to ang pinakamahusay. Pero ang pagguguhit ay parang pagsusugal! 'Di ko alam kung mananalo o magmumukhang bobo lang ako. Sobrang saya, hindi ba? Kayong pantas na mga munting daga ay ang ilaw sa aking buhay, bukod kay Will Wood at yung birheng dugo ni Hatsune Miku.(○´∀｀人´∀｀○) [Pasensya sa sirang Tagalog]]

[tobibius]

rolling my sleeves up. making memes for my own fic

if you want. 'before the first light' can be found at your local ao3 at a big discount of free forever. bonus confused oscar for your enjoyment:

[tracys-slumber-party]

tried doing uhm. semi?? realism?? yesterday?? not my forte. not....not my forte.

[tragicvampireromanceisland]

we've met our super heroes, but what about our super villains? time to meet two leaders from the evil syndicate, our heroes' greatest foe...

adélie valois, current heiress to the multimillion dollar tech and research corporation firehawk industries, appears in the public eye quite often. she's got big shoes to fill for a company so renowned...but she really doesn't seem fazed by it. either that, or she doesn't care. but what most don't know is that she's also got big shoes to fill as a supervillain. adélie is a sixth-generation psychic of a long line of supervillains, as well as the fifth to hold the family villain mantle, espritvoyant. it's...pretty clear she's only got a leadership position on the syndicate due to nepotism, given her rather nonexistent work ethic, but her powers are still a huge asset on stealth missions. although she usually just uses them to terrorize the heroes for the most part. her inherited powers have also just left her kind of numb to the thoughts and feelings of others. she readily expects how most people think and how they're going to act and gets bored easily because of it. her coworkers get pretty frustrated with her attitude, but it's not like it's her fault she's surrounded by such predictable individuals. revenge this, injustice that. she swears she's had her family motto engraved in the back of her eyelids at this point. (deep down, though, she resents her powers. she wishes for a little spontaneity in her life. she wishes she could get excited over stuff the way other people can. she wishes she wasn't like this). however, the sudden appearance of solarflare and kuiper have caught her eye as of late...especially the latter, who's surprisingly immune to her mind reading. maybe something worthwhile can come out of all of this...

and whenever she isn't just going at it solo, her partner is usually fellow syndicate leader blindside. he's often teamed with her on missions involving stealth, given his power of invisibility as well as his martial arts prowess provide the perfect balance of defense and offense. while esprit's purpose (or apathy) mostly revolves around just following her family's footsteps, blindside's motives are...a bit more murky. both the heroes and the syndicate are a bit confused about it. how did someone with such an otherwise gentle demeanor end up turning to evil? despite appearances, he doesn't seem to pull punches when it comes to heroes. why does he hate them so much? no one can seem to figure it out, given he just...doesn't talk. and while esprit is the only one he ever seems to hold conversation with given the inevitable nature of her mind reading, she hasn't pushed him on it (for which he is grateful). in the public eye, he goes by ichigo kato, an unassuming librarian with a pretty uneventful day job. well, except for that one nosy journalist who keeps coming in and giving him a near heart attack each time with the titles she keeps checking out...oh, and the fact that that one new hero, solarflare, kind of sort of knows his civilian identity now. there's that, too. he's not sure why she hasn't exposed him yet...but not like he's gonna say anything about it.

up next...we're not done with the syndicate just yet! what else does this organization have in store for our heroes...? stay tuned!

(need more context for this au? check out the other character sheets!

joy, sadness & anxiety // disgust & fear )

[jadelover69]

POCKY DAY (ft. yumi and jade)

warnings: oc x canon, cringey/bad writing, characters may be ooc, floyd leech

divider credit!! || header credit!!

Today was 11/11, pocky day. And today was also the day Yumi was determined to get a kiss from Jade.

“He’s totally gonna kiss you,“ Yu Jie said dryly playing with the folds on her dress. “It’s not like Jade is a conniving merman who’s parents are probably in the mafia. Wait no! That’s exactly what it is.“

Yumi rolled her eyes puffing out her cheeks, “Yu Jie can’t you atleast try to encourage me???“

Yu Jie looked blankly up at her and simply said, “No.“

“HMPF! Yu Jie was no help..“ Yumi muttered to herself walking down a hallway, accidently bumping into someone.

Floyd Leech, ’Wait he’s Jades brother!! He’ll of course have some tips to kiss Jade!! Without Jade knowing I like-like him!!“ Yumi thought triumphantly (unfortunatley she was wrong).

“Ehhhh!??? Watch wher- PomPom Crabbie?? Hai!!!“ He immediatly chwnged his tunes giving Yumi a tight squeeze, “H-hai Floyd!!“ She giggled before grimacing “Could ya let me go, you’re kind of... breaking my bones.“

“Oh.“ He pouted a little before sighing and letting her go. “Ehh I wasn’t feelin’ it anyway“

He started walking away but Yumi managed to catch up to him. “Wait! WAIT!“ She huffed, jogging to catch up to him.

“????“ He turned around sneering at her, “Ehh??? Whadya want??“

“Huff D-do you know good ways to-to uh..“ She fiddled with her thumbs, letting hair strands fall over her face. “Spit it out already.“ He grumbled, frowning.

“DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE JADE KISS ME“ She blurted before smacking her mouth shut, feeling her face heat up. “....“

“....“

“...I’m out.“

“WAIT FLOY-“

“Ugh... I geuss it will never happen...“ Yumi moped, pitying herself sitting inside the campus gardens, placing herself ona bench

“Yumi?“ a firm hand clasped onto her shoulder.

“WHA-“ She quickly fell off the bench, surprised by whoever touched her.

It was Jade. IT WAS JADE.

’JJDXEHFUDWDIFYUGIBWDYFUEXIWDGUEBYFYIN, CALM DOWN YUMI’ She reprimanded herself, feeling her face flush at the close proximity they had around eachother.

The teal haired male, tilted his head and smiled, “Oh Yumi! I heard you were looking for me?“

Yumi’s internal reaction.

“Whaaaaa- No way!!! HAHAHAHA“ She waved him off, “Uhh As if!! Totally!! Yeah hehe“

“Really? Well I heard you wanted a.. kiss from me.“ He smiled and- was that a blush? Nope. Yumi must have been over-thinking it.

“Well today is 11/11...“ Jade muttered, shuffling around to sit next to Yumi. He lightly held on to her hand and looked her in the eyes. She widened her eyes ’WHAT THE FREAK IS HAPPENING’.

“Today is Pocky Day...“ He trailed of his sentence as if waiting for Yumi to do something, say something.

’Pocky Day... POCKY DAY!’ Yumi short-circuted. “Oh yeah haahah!!!“ She rubbed the back of her head messing up her head slightly.

“And look!“ Jade mock-gasped “It appears I have some pocky here! How lucky...“ He smiled showing his sharp teeth, putting one pocky in his mouth and

“Hhehe yeah lucky...“ She instictively leaned in closer, before backing up slightly. “You don’t have to back away...“ Jade remarked, noticing her backing away.

Yumi perked up and shut her eyes tightly, leaning up and... biting the pocky.

She quickly got up and ran off civering her face, ’AHHHH THAT WAS SO EMBARRASING!!! EW EW EW EW EWWWWW!!!’

Jade looked at where Yumi was before she ran off and smiled fondly.

Not noticing two people behind the bushes judging them...

+BONUS

“Eww what are they doing,“ Floyd said watching Yumi and Jade from the bushes.

“Yay that’s really gross...“ Yu Jie said appearing beside Floyd, “AGH WHAT THE FUC-“

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[cherpudding]

owemji ! sorry for the inactivity i was kinda busy going through the twelve labors of hercules

heres some funger arts to make up for it ♡

(imgs 3-5 arw redraws of arts from forever ago hehe, the ogs r below the cut)

(credits to my buddy feenie for rendering the levi heroin thing nearly two years ago)

[glowingwaves]

HAVE THE GODS BLESSED ME???

[belphegored]

[gooser0-o]

What character is your favorite?

just based on who I love to hear in general, probably Arthur? Sometimes I forget he’s a private investigator, but I really love his character when the investigative skills come through and I can’t predict what he’s about to do cause I’m dumb 💔 also the way he thinks is very interesting and I have to use my OWN investigate skills to understand where he’s coming from and that’s very fun. But like, narratively? All the Kings are so intriguing and it’s like AHHH. I really love Yellow as an example of just how removed John is from The King, and yet how similar he is as well. The way John fought for him when he didn’t even KNOW him and Arthur talked so lowly of him was SO. SO. 😵‍💫. And of course Yellow in general is just so JGHTFUYGJYFJ and. AGHK. but ALSO narratively there’s FAROE, who’s haunted the story since the start and yet WE KNOW BASICALLY NOTHING ABOUT!!!! all that rambling to say that based on actual character, like personality, mannerisms, and such, it’s Arthur. But I love every character don’t be mistaken

Oh also Oscar is babygirl so there’s that too

[cece-arts]

new ref sheet for my fursona! yippee 🐀

[ciaran]

ultimately it only takes encountering one kink you don't like for 99% of people to turn conservative in their sexual ethics

[samynaseen]

uuhhhmmmmm....

a little drawing of it bc i thought it would be cute but i forgot that I CANT DRAW SNJDKAISKD 😭

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IN MY HEAD IT WAS BETTER I PROMISE

sowy @signanothername