#Unit of Account

[irenespring]

I will return to not stanning politicians tomorrow but watching Kamala Harris destroy Donald Trump is like a religious experience to me. She's leading him into traps to distract him into saying nonsense about crowd sizes, pointing out how he is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, and just nailing every question.

I am smiling So Much after a really shitty day.

Now I understand why some people start riots when they win at sports.

This is the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry and she is here to break Trump like he's a glass at a Jewish wedding.

[operas-phantom]

We’re.. multiplying..

[sugawhaaa]

The xh community on here is so small that istg we all know and interact with each other 24/7 unintentionally 😭

@liverspaghett @joocomics @joohanisms @jooillusion @b1mbodoll @puppyluvfics

[canisalbus]

A friend of mine sent me your latest post and I couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly Vasco would fit into the role of a coat of arms supporter. It got to the point that I just sat down and made a mock-up of the idea; turns out actually, both of them do a great job at it, together. Literally made this account to share the discovery (Extra funny points for them fitting the original colour scheme)

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[alwaysbewoke]

wow. "chiquita" and "death squads" are not things i expected to see in the same sentence.

[deadpresidents]

"I do not believe it is the function or indeed it is desirable for a President to express his approval or disapproval of any Supreme Court decision. His job, for which he takes an oath, is to execute the laws.

If he, in advance of such execution, says "I don't like it but I will do it," and in the other cases "I do like it, I will do it," he is constantly laying the whole law enforcement processes of the Federal Government open to the suspicion that he is doing his duty one time well and the other time not well."

-- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, White House Press Conference, January 21, 1959.

[1v31182m5]

I'm glad he got his favorite sanrio confirmed

[tevanbegins]

Chimney and Tommy's reactions whenever their parents-in-law visit: 😖😐

[antlersish]

Anyway. Fuck RFK Jr.

[dosesofcommonsense]

**Weird. He mentions the same date included in that Hunter Biden attempt at a preemptive pardon…

From BioClandestine, who broke the stories on the US using tax payer money to do “gain of function”/bioweapons research through US Contractors at high profile universities and foreign labs in China and Ukraine.

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Reminder:

Both Russia and China have been warning for years that the US are engaged in bioweapon production, specifically in Ukraine.

Russia warned that the US/Big Pharma plan to create more “biological crises”.

Meanwhile, the US veto all proposals for UN investigations.

Russia, China, and the rest of the BRICS nations, have been adamant that there needs to be accountability for C19, and US biological malfeasance. Russia/China claim the virus was man-made and needs to be investigated, while the US still claim it was naturally occurring.

The only nation NOT interested in investigating who is responsible for C19, is the United States, and her allies/proxies.

That should tell you everything you need to know about who is responsible.

From 12/10/24

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In a “global” body, who knew you could veto your own investigations?

[mediumgayitalian]

every single one of you needs to find your favourite elementary school teacher and send her a seven page apology letter

[hollow-keys]

Re-upping this for no particular reason.

[It's not really readable on the reupload but tiktok username is @/dollarfor btw!]

[alex-just-vibing]

remembered i could make memes :) have some swap au

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

The results of 'what is your sexuality and favourite Merlin ship?' are in!

Main findings:

you're all fuckin bisexual

merthur sweep across the board

when it comes to m/f ships, lesbians exclusively prefer mergana while gays exclusively favour arwen

lesbians love merwaine almost as much as they do morgwen

asexuals also have a fondness for merwaine

Note on data: it is highly likely that bisexuals are over-represented in the sample size. Although I expected 'bisexual or queer' to be the majority, that poll has almost twice as many votes as the others (including 'see results'). Considering that it was the first poll and some people reblogged that post without the other reblogs, it would have received far more exposure. However, idk how to accurately account for this so I've left it as is.

breakdowns of individual ships and identities below the cut

[fisheito]

This was my introduction to bunny waiter eiden,which warrants a cut because I'm me🫢😑😐

I wuz screaMun because ppl weRE FAST ON THAT SHITE the dash was lighting up with eiden intimacy room details and i was Aghast LIKE NO!!! I CANNOT LOOK UPON YE .

I must RUN INTO TH3 QI LALAPP .APP. POSTHASTE

Oh got THERE HE IS . DIVERGENT DREAM? PLEASE ohhh look he's doing magic tricks just like he was just showing off to kuya in sleepless fun fair awww the continuity!!!-----

SHUT UPPPP I AGREE WITH YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺😭

So I FINISH READING the chapters that are released and i get to the Battle stages and OhMo what's this i see

Multiplier?+?+?+++!!!

Ohhhkaaaaayy that means i have to roll for eidento get my max rewards NoOooo;;; he's always eluded me I'm gonna lose all my comtracts qnd BE EMOTIONALLY CRUSHED 3 YEARS IN A ROW (ノД｀)ノ eiden PleaSe come to me i want your furniture my floors are barren i am in desperate need of chairs for my tables and your little nightstand of beverages PLEQSE. I HAVE SO MUCH OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD. PLEASE.

PSPSSPSPPSPSSPSPSPPSSPS

GasP NO...ITCANTBE!!!!

>?! In THE FIRST 20 PULLS. wsit who are u protecting what is the story behind your line--

MY NEW FURNITURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL BLESSED GENEROUS EIDEN MWAH I ML OVOE U

now. what are you. Are you going to help me in battle what's your deal

Light guardian!!! That's cool!! Don't have a light guardian in my battle roster!!

Wtf is going on!!!!! This doesnt look like a set of pure guardian skills!@!!! WHATEVER! IT'S FINE! IT'S EVEN BETTER, ACTUALLY BECAUSE I DOUBT ANY REGULAR GUARDIAN CAN OUTCLASS SR MORVAY ANYWAY

Hmmm...... does that mean i won't really need this eiden for most battles? Morv has been carrying me and idk if it's worth it to build eiden to 3 stars because i only have 1 of him... that would cost a LOT of memory shards... :/

BUT EVERY EIDEN HAS BEEN SOOOO USEFUL UPON RELEASE. I CANNOT MISS OUT ON HIM THIS TIME!!!

CRYSTALS FOR YOU, .YMY LIEGE 🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴 . Did i just drop the 5400 memory crystals I've been saving for years oh whatever i still have SOMe left

WAughH i NEED TO LEVEL HIM NOW I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL NEED HIM IN BATTLE BUT I NEED TO BUILD HIM *NOW*

MUST REACH MINIMUM TIER 6 SPECIAL ABILITY!!!!! I CAN (PROBABLY) AFFORD THAT MUCH I CAN BUILD HIM MORE WHEN I ACTUALLY USE HIM IN BATTLEA AA A A A AAAAAAAAAA WHER E IS MY GOLD I NEED COIN

AND NOW FOR THOSE INTIMQCYROOM BUFFS

Aaahhhh..... eiden is now the default face once i enter the Intimacy Rooms..... yes, this feels proper. Arrival of the king. Positioned Where he rightfully belongs.

Oh Glorb I FORGOT THAT GIFTING EIDEN PORTRAITS DOESNY USE ANY POINTS LET'S GOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEE

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SALTED AND SEASONED I nEED TO HEAR HIS 18 SECOND ORGASM NOISE (<- so the legends say.idk. i never counted. I should count now. what The FriauK wAS TGAT SQUEAK)

How did it only take ~200 portrsits to unlock all 5 rooms what have i been hoarding for why didn't the other eidens come to me SIR I'M KEEPING YOUR FAVE SNACKS IN MY PANTRY FOREVER SO YOU'LL BE ENTICED TO VISIT. EIDEN YOU'RE KILLING ME IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM FOR MY OWN SNACKS BECAUSE YOURS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE--!!

5-room-buffed now. BReathes. ok. Fine, we're good. We're o k ay. I cant watch the rooms yet, though. Not until the full event is released. I need to know everything before i dive in. AAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINALLY HAVE AN EIDEN AT TIME OF RELEASE!!!!! A CURRENT EIDEN!!! HE IS WITH ME AND I'M NOT BANKRUPT! WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

..nd this is me after that whirlwind of emotion, which all happened in <10 minutes

Eiden put me in some sort of trance

Whe4rn am i.?

Why are my coffers empty

[zellkabellk]

Zwillingstürme im Herbst was the event running when I first started playing Arknights and getting now to finish it with all the medals is making me a bit emotional 🥹