#User Subscription

[regulusrules]

wait, what do you mean more than 34% (as of now) have ZERO subscribers? am I the only one who subscribes to all my favourite authors to get notified the SECOND they post something new??? what

AO3 Subscribers Poll

(please reblog and share for a bigger reach <3)

[guyrcook]

Grow Your Blog Audience Without Spending a Dime!

In this episode, the narrator discusses the benefits of enabling a free subscription feature on blogging platforms for content creators. It encourages audience growth by allowing readers to receive updates on their niche interests, such as technology and content creation. The narrator also invites viewers to use a secure contact form on his website and to subscribe for more digital marketing…

[corviiids]

hey

two questions

[stellaluna33]

Man, I miss the internet when you could just freely browse all sorts of niche blogs and fan sites without having to have an account anywhere... There was so much to explore! Now you need to have an account with Instagram and Tiktok before they'll let you see anything, or it's locked behind a paywall on someone's Patreon.

We used to "browse," like we were wandering free in a big pasture, and now it's a "feed," where someone keeps shoveling stuff into a trough in front of your face and you have to keep choking it down.

I miss "Free Range" internet is what I'm saying, I guess. Not this Content Factory Farming crap.

[lscpu]

over a decade in the making but i finally scrounged up enough braincells to write wincest.

aphrodisiacs situation for sam and john + caught unawares dean + inspired by this post & fic + full-on whump + heavily beta-unread 5k semi-explicit smut:

a fever twist, nothing more

i'm gonna drink to this one tomorrow btw

[thecompletebookworm]

If I click “Subscribe” to an author on AO3, they’re basically stuck with me forever. Like there are at least two people who I haven’t shared a fandom with in about 5 years, yet I squeal when I get an email notification from them. Sometimes our interests end up aligning again but most of the time it’s just a little reminder that people I love are out there creating.

[openphrase123]

my ao3 statistics for this year................ oops

to put this in perspective, 2019 was my previous largest wordcount year and that was 319k. and that was for the full year, i started writing isat fanfiction in like may or whatever

[mysterycitrus]

i wish u could check series stats on ao3 cause i am CURIOUS !! gimme that data i wanna make a chart

[insanitysilver]

humble request for people using their ao3 bookmarks as a reading list: godspeed in your reading quests, but please consider making those bookmarks private.

Ao3's bookmark search function is a really cool way to find new fics based off what other readers have said about them, but recently more and more of these have filled the search and made it pretty hard to wade through. :')

[selkienight60]

🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸

Hi everyone! I hit 2000 user subscriptions on AO3 today and thought about what I could do to commemorate. I'm pretty terrible at writing on command, honestly, BUT! 💪 My ask box is open, so: If there is a sequel to any of my stories that you want to see, please submit a request in my ask box. The story with the most requests will receive a sequel. I will stop accepting submissions in 1 week from today, so please get in there if there's something you really want to read.

I hope you are able to participate in this exciting moment for me. Lots of love to you all who have enjoyed my stories so far. I look forward to another year with my Batfamily (you!) ��💕🌸

~ Love, Selkie 💋

[foibles-fables]

gonna take a moment to be sappy on main...I am so grateful for, bewildered by, appreciative of all of you lovely folks who enjoy and support my silly writing.

Loud or quiet, long-time listener or newcomer, every and any fandom--you're all the best and I want you to know that my warm heart takes none of you for granted. You really know how to make an old clown’s day. 🥹🥹💕💕 I consider myself lucky to be part of such fantastic communities, and I hope I give you some joy in return!!!

[cuppajj]

Wdym clip studio paint is dropping a version 3.0… they just dropped version 2.0… wait what do you mean version 1.0 owners would have to double pay if they want to upgrade??? they wanna neglect 1.0 so bad to get us on their stupid sub service huh 💀💀

[separatist-apologist]

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats 

P.s. I love you 😘

I got a new phone so I can return to answering these.

Here you go:

[dpsisquared]

Still trying to upload my random writings to AO3! Here's a collection of my baby fics for non-Dimileth ships 💙💙💙 If there are other ships you'd like to see, I'd love the practice!

[hua-fei-hua]

being Known as a fluff writer back in the day is so funny to me sometimes. like these people didn't even know that i was taking a physiology course at the time Just to write more accurate gore.

[shadyquark]

URGENT: How to Tell My Roommate That Big Gay™ Is After Her

@professionalhobbyhuman I need to urgently speak with you.

Remember how I mentioned you in my post about not getting paid by Big Ball™? Well, it seems Big Gay™ has been monitoring my blog (clearly, they have better surveillance than payment processing). They came to our flat yesterday with concerning news about your account status.

According to their records, you've defaulted on your Gay Premium Plus Ultra Platinum Pro Deluxe subscription. I tried explaining that you should have just started with Gay Basic™, as I suggested, but apparently, you went for the top-tier package with all the bells and whistles.

Wait... is THIS why you and your girlfriend suddenly went on that 'vacation' ? Are you actually on the run from Big Gay™ debt collectors? It all makes sense now. The hasty departure, the remote location, the suspicious lack of communication ... You're hiding from the Gay Repo Squad!

Now they're threatening to revoke your Gay Card™ and—I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news—potentially "restore you to factory settings" (their words, not mine). Their enforcement team specifically mentioned something about a "cis conversion protocol." I think they're going to make you a cis woman. They might let you stay a lesbian though.

For those unaware of the subscription tiers:

Gay Basic™ (€9.99/month):

• Standard homosexuality

• Access to 3 pride parades annually

• Bimonthly newsletter

• Basic wardrobe choices

Gay Premium™ (€24.99/month):

• Enhanced gaydar

• Unlimited pride parades

• Priority seating at drag shows

• 15% off at selected retailers

Gay Premium Plus Ultra Platinum Pro Deluxe™ (€49.99/month):

• Full spectrum attraction powers

• Exclusive access to The Agenda™

• Personal stylist

• Ability to turn frogs gay

• Complimentary weather control

• Advanced political influence module

They left their card. We need to sort this out before the repossession team arrives. I suspect they've already dispatched agents. They were very clear about the consequences of the cis conversion.

This post is a joke; its contents are satire