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#creme de la creme#dark cacao cookie#dark cacao#VOTE FOR HIS ASS#DC2025#DARKCACAO2025#i voted for dark cacao cookie#and you should too#cookie run kingdom#cookie run
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PROPAGANDA FOR THIS POLL. VOTE FOR L’S FAT ASS
#death note#l lawliet#eyestrain#<-just in case#i have many stakes in this poll i will not let L lose please vote for him 🥺🥺🥺#i’m going to annoying w this post in particular and rb it a couple times bc L cannot lose. his ass is too fat#i’m hoping propaganda will work. propa ganda at his ass. whatever
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they are pitting two bad bitches against each other
#naddpod#and this is needless to say bcus shes sweeping but vote moonshine#moonie!!!! get his ass!!!#posts by me dot com
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Now while I'm seeing more and MORE people deciding to Vote Blue in four months; for those who don't want to vote for Biden because you feel he doesn't deserve it or you're mad because of the Palestine issue; here's ANOTHER WAY to look at it.
Be COMPLETELY PETTY with it 😆 That's PART of the reason why I did it when I could vote back in 2020.
Look at your vote NOT as a vote for Biden but as a way to see the look on all of Trump's camps' faces.
Use it to see the look on Marjorie Taylor Green's face 🤣

Use it to see the look on Byron Donalds' face 🤣
Use it to see the look on Tomi Lahren's face 🤣

Use it to see the look on Candace Owens' face 🤣

Use it to see the look on Charlie Kirk's face 🤣

Use it to see the look on Ron Desantis' face 🤣
Use it to see the look on both Eric and Donald Trump Jr.'s faces 🤣
And LASTLY use it to see the look on Donald Trump's ugly pedophile rapist ass!!!!

Use your power to vote so we can see the UTTER MELTDOWN of all these dumb fucks should Trump lose!!
#anti trump#anti maga#fuck maga#fuck trump#fuck republikkkans#vote#vote blue#vote democrat#get out the vote#please vote#voting#get out there and vote#voting matters#politics#fucking vote#non anime#you can be COMPLETELY immature with your vote and use it for a petty and immature reason like that!! just KEEP his ass OUT of office!!!
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My pop said Wakanda was the most beautiful thing he ever seen. He promised he was gonna show it to me one day. You believe that? Kid from Oakland, running around believing in fairytales.
ERIK KILLMONGER - BLACK PANTHER (2018)
@pscentral event 20: antagonists
#black panther#erik killmonger#blackpantheredit#marveledit#userashe#userraffa#usersavana#userpayel#userzo#tuserhan#userelio#usermoonchild#usermadita#userhallie#userpegs#alielook#userkraina#usershreyu#tusermimi#noalook#listen i know he killed people. BUT hear me out#tragic antihero. most beloved. etc. you get it#anyway i cried while making these. lmao 🥺🥺#taking votes for his most heartbreaking line cause uMMM wth#personally i cracked at 'he promised he was gonna show it to me one day'#also michael b jordan acted his ass off#ok enough rambling. sorrey#mygifs
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my brother isn't voting today.
he has a perfectly legitimate reason, though, don't get mad.
his fucking lungs collapsed and he's in the hospital :)
he was planning on voting, but, you know. things happen.
#he was gonna go vote after work but uh#you know#lungs collapsed while he was at work#now i gotta go get his car#ahahaha the irony he was just telling me to get off his ass about voting since i pester everyone to vote#now hes missing trump 3.0#ahhhhh#i know it sounds like im joking#im actually the appropriate level of upset and i feel like im going to cry at work#kamala harris#election 2024#donald trump#us politics#us elections
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#Diomedes fans definitely have it so much worse in my opinion though. If I could make one arm more buff looking I would because#y'all are so strong as you're dealing with it so much worse than I. I salute you.#Ngl. as a Penelope lover. I think Odysseus would be thrilled if Penelope got more love than him. like he's her biggest fan.#At least it makes sense for Odysseus to be mentioned with Penelope as they love each other but for it to be all the time???!!!#Diomedes ain't even in the picture. He's in Rome founding cities and probably picking fights with Aeneas about the horses he stole lol#penelope#penelope of ithaca#penelope odyssey#penelope of sparta#the odyssey#odyssey#diomedes#diomedes of argos#tagamemnon#greek mythology#anti odydio#bruh the fact that the other tags that showed up after I typed Diomedes were odydio related is infuriating. Justice for this man#Mad rambles#Mad memes#shot by odysseus#<-literally my specific tag is a joke about how I'm one of Penelope's suitors because I'm obsessed with her and so he's coming for my#fangirling ass and it's STILL has his name in it. :') it's what got voted in the poll I did though sooooo
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Seven Warlords of the Sea
*edit: because I like an idiot forgot Akainu didn't actually want the warlord program destroyed 😭
the real reason that Akainu *should have* voted for the destruction of the Warlord program is, besides them being filthy pirates, they were also just fucking embarrassing.
Like pathetically, how did we let this happen, embarrassing In the amount of time we have known them, between the 12 total Shichibukai;
4 of them got their asses beat by the same dude (1 of them before he even became a warlord)
2 of them went on to openly work for/ with said dude
1 of them literally fell in love with and actively sabotages efforts to apprehend this same dude
At two separate points they have actively tried to recruit (and succeeded once) the sons of two of their biggest ops.
Not to mention how 1 of them also got their ass beat by said dude's brother and then they would lose 3 more on the same day over the war for the life of said brother who was the same son they tried to recruit
2 of the Warlords would then go on to harbor/ mentor a member of this dude's crew and the dude himself! Arguably when he was the most wanted criminal alive. While the member that should have been the most robotically compliant protected the dude's pirate ship with his life.
They got played four different times on a world stage by 4 different members and 3 of said times all involved THIS SAME DUDE!
2 of the times involving the take over of a country that was then foiled by said dude while the marines did nothing.
They've had to imprison 2 of them and brainwash a 3rd
They've had to shop for replacements 7 whole times just in the span of 3 years
At no point have all seven members attended a meeting. Hell Hancock has attended not a one.
During the months before their disbandment there weren't even 7 of them! there were only 5
They are pretty sure 1 of them is fucking an emperor, 1 of them was working for an emperor, 1 of them might be (it is unconfirmed) the illegitimate son of a now dead emperor and another is protected by The actual fucking Dark King.
They literally had to fire Moria for being a fucking embarrassment
And one of them is a fucking clown
that would go on to recruit 2 other former warlords to create a guild that encourages the hunting of marines for sport and rise to the ranks of emperor.
Of course Akainu hates their fucking guts. They are quite literally the stupidest group of people he has ever had to work with in his life and they seem to bring out new levels of previously unreached stupidity in the marines! Just a cesspool of failure and incompetency trying to call itself a program.
95% of the reason Sengoku retired was to get away from these fucking idiots. He was drowing in the sea of paperwork Mihawk alone was causing not to mention the rest of their dumbasses and Akainu isn't about that life.
And that brings me to reason number 184 of why Akainu *should have* voted yes on disbanding the warlords
dealing with the fucking paper work storm and international incident that hit Sengoku's desk everytime Mihawk decided that needing to be fucked outweighed being subjected to an idiot. Nah Akainu needed them gone like yesterday.
#fucking cartoon ass villians the lot of them#I know it was techically Fujitora that brought up the bill but i like to think he did it for some true sense of justice and accountabilty#but as Fleet Admiral I'm pretty sure Akainu got a vote at the reverie and he for damn sure should have voted yes#this doesn't even compare to how much of an embarrassment he thinks garp is#but Akainu cant do anything about that but prey sincerely his heart gives out in a fist fight one of these days#fujitora issho#one piece admirals#akainu sakazuki#red haired shanks#seven warlords#dracule mihawk#boa hancock#donquixote doflamingo#bartholomew kuma#trafalgar law#buggy the clown#cross guild#mishanks#hawkeye mihawk#sir crocodile#monkey d. luffy#marshall d teach#and so on and so forth....even typing their names is exhausting#one piece funny#buggy one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#warlords of the sea#one piece shitpost#straw hat pirates#one piece marines
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QUARK PUSSY
If you are in the United States, please go vote! No matter what, please go vote! I'm begging you!
QUARK PUSSY
#quark#ds9#please vote#do you want another 4 years of Trump? if not then get your ass to the polls#and don't vote third party they're not going to fucking win and just make it easier for Trump to win#look I'm not big into political parties at all but now's not the time to be an intellectual about it#get your ass in the booth and vote democrat#thank you this has been an unscheduled announcement from a tired disabled trans man who wants to keep his human rights!
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The newly updated regulations the Fia made show that they can’t handle criticism and accountability and are taking it out on everyone on the grid.
It’s giving small dick energy
#formula 1#f1#2025 fia guidelines#fia new guidelines#fia#if there is no hater against the fia then many of us are dead#f175#f1 2025 season#3 grid place penalty?!#if team member then both get the grid place penalty?!#mbs changing rules so no one can’t run against him#they are power hungry#max is going to retire fr#why hasn’t there been a grid strike#hope his ass gets voted out#ferrari#mclaren#mercedes amg petronas#redbull#alpine#haas#racing bulls#Aston Martin#williams racing#stake f1 team#gpda#Carlos and George WE NEED YOU
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i keep getting into fat ass q-taro discourse with my one single friend who thinks he doesn't have a fat ass. FAT ASS Q-TARO TRUTHERS, RISE UP.
#hi maze if you see this i hope you kill yourse#keiji shinogi#q taro burgerberg#q-taro burgerberg#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#kmgsn#shadowart#keiji's there cause maze insists he has a fat ass but not q-taro. Okay?#so it's funny to imagine keiji as a vote here in this sad sad majority vote#What's that? If you knew Keiji would lose his cake. you wouldn't have voted?
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#don old#tRUmp#lock him up#lock his ass up#lock him up!#uncle sam#monopoly#mar a lago#election 2024#vote blue
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long post incoming; meta enthusiasts may wish to digest this in chunks.
i am so completely exasperated with Laudna as of the latest episode. however, i temper that exasperation with my enjoyment as a viewer; indeed, i am feasting on the conflict, thinking finally, some good fucking food, because i think (and have always thought) that Laudna is terrifically interesting as a character and she presents wonderful opportunities for growth not only on her end, but as a catalyst for others.
that being said. the sword. how she handled it. how she handled her own trauma bubbling up, how she handled (or didn't) Delilah, how she handled Orym and Chetney and Dorian and the whole miserable mess she made.
it was selfish. there. i said it. you may disagree with me, i care not, but her course of action was terribly selfish and destructive.
i know many people out there have been likening her behaviour to that of an addict's (and there are many common factors there: the hiding, the lying by omission, the shame, the acquiescence to bad behaviour), but i think in some ways that to do so is reductive, and also removes agency from Laudna herself.
she is allowing her trauma to almost make her decisions for her, allowing it to define her, and she is not giving herself the opportunity to realise that growth beyond it is possible--or, perhaps, she does realise this and is simply too afraid to reach out and grasp it. i think even if Delilah weren't trying to subsume her, Laudna would still be self-sabotaging and self-destructive and still try to hide the parts of her she felt were undesirable; Delilah in many ways simply makes it easier for Laudna to do so and, if pressed, provides a rationalisation for Laudna's choices and actions (as in 'it wasn't me, it was her, she made me do it).
first and foremost, Laudna was a victim of heinous trauma, being murdered and then being put on grotesque display. then she was further traumatised in coming back from the dead and being forced to isolate herself from people for many years, with only Delilah's honeysweet venom dripping into her ear for that time. then she is murdered again as an object lesson for the woman she loves, then stuffed down so deep into her own psyche by the one who first killed her; she is fought for and brought back by her friends...who then seem to do little to check in with her, to make sure she is stable, or coping, because they each have their own baggage and oh by the way, the world is possibly ending. to be fair, there is little time for therapy and stability when you are literally running from crisis to crisis and trying to stop something you haven't even conceived of in your nightmares.
she feels dismissed, often, minimised, and she never developed healthy people skills or coping mechanisms (i am sorry but as much as i love Pâté, a dead rat does not a support group make). so she lashes out, has poor emotional regulation, and Does Crappy Things. so i also understand when she said 'what else have i to give, but myself?'
all that being said. what she did with Orym and the sword was fucking selfish. she is behaving like a child, as if she is the only one whose tragedies matter; she's playing Oppression Olympics, and can i just point out that Orym was the one to say 'i'm sorry' but Laudna never apologised for accosting him while he slept and hurting him? saying 'i didn't mean to hurt you' is not the same, because that implies that if she had not hurt him, stealing from him was perfectly acceptable and reasonable.
i don't believe her when she said 'i accept responsibility' because that means one must accept the consequences of their own actions, and right after she said that, she argued with everyone, told the oldest member of the Hells that he had no right to talk about loss to her, and then fled. that isn't accepting responsibility; that is mouthing platitudes in the hopes you will sway others to your point of view and when it fails, leaving in a huff like a child having a tantrum.
she didn't even bother to ask Orym why he kept the sword. she just tried to take.
Laudna often reacts from a place of fear: of pain, of more trauma, fear of inadequacy, of loss. all of these fears are valid. they are understandable, given all that has happened to her. but just because her fears are valid does not give her the right to make others pay for her emotional baggage. this is what makes her behaviour in ep 95 selfish. all of her actions in the back half of that episode are things she chose to do, and now she must sit in the mess she made. Laudna seems to be falling into the same mental rut that many victims fall into when their trauma isn't dealt with in a healthy fashion: they start fucking others over, as if being a victim excuses it. it does not.
and before others come for me, i say that as one who used to do the same fucking thing but i was lucky enough to have therapy. Laudna doesn't have that luxury--none of the Hells do. there simply isn't time to make space for any of their issues, not just Laudna's. Imogen is still wrestling with her mother; Fearne is wrestling with her parentage; Orym is just trying to keep his feet under him and do what he feels is right without betraying anyone he cares for (yes, including Laudna, shut up); Ashton is still trying to process the loss of Fresh Cut Grass (for gods' sakes, the crafting night was a fucking wake for the lil guy); Dorian just lost his brother and watched his friend succumb to a Betrayer God that turned her into a monster; and Chetney? Chetney is an old man who, i personally think, can pick his battles and knows how to compartmentalise better than any of these kids.
Laudna is not unique in that she has suffered horribly. no one is saying she hasn't, but her behaviour implies that she believes they are saying that. her actions imply she believes not only that she does not trust her friends (thanks, Dorian), but that acknowledging others' losses somehow negates hers. there just isn't time to healthily process any of this, which sucks. it does. i do think her friends love her, care for her deeply, and i think part of the reason they haven't checked up on her as much as they could is because a) they're afraid that her problem with Delilah is much worse than they thought (duh, it is); b) they can't fix the Delilah Problem right now even if they were qualified to do so (even Pike couldn't scour that bitch out of Laudna, she said as much); and c) they run the very substantial risk of wholly alienating Laudna if they press the issue too hard, thus not only losing an asset in the fight against the Vanguard and Ludinus, but also a friend and lover.
it's shit, all around, we all know that. but to pretend that it's okay she did what she did to Orym--or worse, somehow transfer responsibility from her onto him and make it his fault--is infantilising and disingenuous at best, and more than a little insulting.
#critical role#cr discourse#cr meta#laudna#orym did not vote for the leopard-eating face party and then wonder why his face got eaten okay#if laudna is a whole grown-ass woman in charge of her own destiny then she can own the consequences of her actions#she is not a soft uwu bean who can do no wrong for fuck's sake
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I SEE THE HOT SHOT SMASH OR PASS VOTING POLL IS OUT AND ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS THREAD KNOWN FOR WHY U SHOULD VOTE SMASH. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT ASS LEMON. AND HE IS. BUT HES MY FAT ASS LEMON AND I LOVE HIM.

thunder thighs barreling thru, excuse me !!!!
NOT ONLY IS HE THICK... BUT HE IS ALSO.. A COOL LAME YOUNG SINGLE MOTHER WHO KEEPS FALLING FOR DOOMED YAOI RELATIONSHIPS (WHEELJACK, SIDEWAYS, BLURR WHO DUMPED HIM WITH A N OTHER ANNOYING CHILD bcs he knew hot shot's maternal instincts were gonna fall for it anyway, STARSCREAM.. )

okay but the Bunda is also quite buoyant

hes just full of curves like ????

IT'S LIKE A HEART SHAPE LIKE ???? also his chest?? The chassis is??? Like... he's so cute..

dramatic ass

I LOVEEEEE SHORT GUYSSSSSS

blurr in the back doing fuck all, fking dead beat LOL

running away from his embarrassing dad. can u pls not combine and have weird gay interface in front of my friends. Bye.

angry ugly hamster
#I LOVE HOT SHOT#i almost said i love hamster#i do love hamsters#anyways PLEASEEEE WATCH ARMADA#OR JUST VOTE FOR THE BADDIE WHEN U SEE HIM LIKE#HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG AND I LOVE HIM#I LOVE THIS UNRESOLVED ANGER ISSUES FORCED TO BE A MOTHER MAN#ALL HIS RELATIONSHIPS END HORRIBLY IT'S SO FUNNY#FAIL WOMAN#hot shot u are too cute for this....#he WOULD fall in love just as badly as bee did for breakdown#imagine hot shot tfa x blitxwing tfa lmfao imagine if he didnt get replaced#ugh why cpuldbt we have had BOF bumble and hot shot..#they hate to see bad bee yellow bitches winning#transformers#transformers armada#hot shot#my beautiful easily irritable wife who i draw with braces and a big yellow scarf with flames on the end bcs i do what i want#vote if u think..#tf armada#wish i was here to help demolishers campaign but at least he won in the end with his big ass bewbs and hips i love him#hes so stupid..
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She played his dumb old ass like a fiddle! 🤣
Look at that smirk! 😂
#anti trump#fuck trump#fuck maga#anti maga#fuck republikkkans#us presidential debate#2024 presidential debate#kamala harris#kamala harris for president#kamala 2024#kamala harris 2024#kamala for president#vote#vote vote vote#register to vote#vote blue#vote democrat#go vote#get out the vote#vote harris#vote harris walz#vote kamala#vote kamala harris#please vote#voting#voting is important#voting matters#non anime#she played checkers while his dumb ass played connect four! 🤣
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anti-voting ppl be like “i just dont feel comfortable voting for the dems who did x y and z awful thing, can you blame me?” no but i can blame you for refusal to act bc that does, in fact, split the vote and aid the self-proclaimed dictator
like. chemotherapy is awful and damaging and it ravages ppls bodies but we still use it and it still saves lives bc right now it’s the only method we have to get the cancer out
#lime rants#uspol#politics#election 2024#2024 elections#very popular tumblogger i had to unfollow bc they keep saying the anti voting shit#i understand the discomfort and not wanting to vote but inaction works in favor of the literal dictator#who has far less infighting within his own party#blogger whos like. renowned for being super moral etc#i cant stand it#that cancer analogy is gonna bite me in the ass isnt it#someones gonna take it way to literally and be like UM ACKSHUALLY 🤓👆
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