#WOWZERS 😍😍😍😍
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cobalt-draws · 2 months ago
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Flip a coin, will I get a $3+ raise or will I be fired on Monday? 😍🤪
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mcaelius · 5 months ago
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i miss agrippa
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perreaultsgirl · 7 months ago
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WOW.
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rain-is-cool · 1 year ago
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OMG I JUST WATCHED THE VOD OF YHE MOSY RECENT ASMP EP AND OMGGGGGG
WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY
WHY ARE YOU PLAYINB WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS AIMSEYTV
AHHGAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHHA
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lighthouseas · 2 years ago
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guys i think being sweaty makes me look more gender
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toiletcleaner69 · 1 year ago
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i would smash both cody and heather like hubby hubby😍
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Emo era!! >w<
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leclercsainzz · 7 months ago
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COOL FOR THE SUMMER
PAIRINGS: drew starkey x fem!reader
TYPE: social media au
A/N: their summer fling slowly turned into a deep and genuine connection, as they realized they couldn’t bear to be apart from each other
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yourusername: when in doubt, photo dump(:
tagged: @drewstarkey @madelyncline
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user: when in doubt, post drew starkey
user: MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN (drew starkey)
madelyncline: mom, i made it to the photo dump!
madelyncline: body so tea the british are coming 🫦
madisonbaileybabe: damn— im speechless 😍
user: drew is soooooo fine oml
austinnorth55: cutie 😘 @drewstarkey
↳ hichasestokes: more like HOT
↳ user: they’re just like me frfr
user: soooooo are you and drew dating or?!?!?
↳ user: girl— they’re just friends
↳ user: “friends” okay
user: MARRY ME??!? OMG 😩
user: i’m confused on whether they’re dating or not
user: BODY OMG
user: i get it, drew, i do
user: ma’am, i have feelings for you
user: she stays feeding us with the drew content
user: YN & DREW TOGETHER DURING THE SUMMER BREAK?
user: so ya’ll fucking or what?
↳ user: straight to the point, i like it 🤣
drewstarkey: who’s that fine man in the third post?
↳ yourusername: 🤷🏻‍♀️ just some weirdo i met
↳ user: so you admit he’s fine?!!?? 😏
user: how lucky of drew who gets to worship her bodyyyy
user: body goals
carlaciagrant: woah— she’s hot!!! 🥵
user: mother is mothering once again
user: body-ody frr
user: LORD PLEASE, PUT ME IN DREW’S SHOES 🙏🏼
user: the hottest girL ever, i swear
user: wowzers 🫦
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yourusername: hot girl summer
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user: GIRL— thE last post?!?!?
user: that better be drew 🙂‍↕️
user: drew is definitely the one taking these pics 😉
madelyncline: did mamacita get her margarita?
↳ yourusername: she did;)
user: i looked at her post and sighed
user: that looks like drew’s hands, no?!??
user: drew and her DEFINITELY fuck
↳ user: i just know they fuck good!
↳ yourusername: we’re just friends
↳ user: LMAO “just friends”
carlaciagrant: SEXYY 😍
↳ yourusername: right back at you 💗
user: excuse me?!!!? the last post?!!? yn?!? what is this?!!?
user: @drewstarkey you lucky son of a bitch
user: the definition of mamacita is literally yn
user: his hand is under her hoodie?!!? HELLO?!!?
↳ user: i noticed it toOO 😭
rudeth: that last post? keep it pg, please
↳ user: LMAO
kelseaballerini: stunning girl
↳ yourusername: 🫶🏼 love yaaa
user: girl— is that drew?
fionapaloma: hottie
↳ yourusername: mwah 💋
user: ooh to be yn
drewstarkey: stunning
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drewstarkey: you got lit, huh?
user: praying that is drew’s hand 🙏🏼
user: body goals fr—
user: yndrew nation rise up
hichasestokes: “friends” they say
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user: idk if i wanna be her or date her
↳ user: i wanna be drew
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drewstarkey: 🎭
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user: CHOKE ME OMG—
user: BUZZCUT?!? DREW GOT A BUZZCUT?!? 🫦
user: he just got 10x more fine with that buzzcut
user: is that yn in the third post?!??
user: HE REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD 😭
user: um? the cake?!? hello?!? SAME
rudeth: i made that cake with extra love ;)
↳ drewstarkey: 🙂‍↕️
user: nOt rudy baking the cake omg
user: is that yn in the bed?!!?
user: biceps omg— 😍
user: the things i would do to have his hands wrapped around me
user: getting the buzzcut was THE BEST decision ever omg
user: if you zoom in on the third post, it’s literally yn
madelyncline: buzz 🐝
yourusername: thanks for cropping me out on the first post(:
↳ drewstarkey: this isn’t about you, darling
↳ user: DARLING OMG?!!??
↳ user: “we’re only friends” my ass 🙄
user: my man finally remembered he had an account
user: joseph andrew starkey 👅
user: babe, come home! the kids miss you
user: yn getting that everyday omgggg 😩
hichasestokes: ooh wow 😍
user: chill— my girl is on this app
user: everyone wake up! drew posted
user: that’s literally yn, no? there’s no way they’re “just friends”
user: he called yn, ���darling” sbsolslandndssksodn
user: he can choke me till i pass out with those biceps 🥰
user: need him bibically
jonathandavissofficial: 🤩
user: getting that buzzcut was the best thing you could ever do
user: @yourusername lucky mf, i fear 😭
↳ user: she fr bagged my man
user: the man of my dreams
user: HOT
user: i need to touch grass omg makslspa
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yourusername: 🇮🇹
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madelyncline: my girlfriend
↳ yourusername: hii babyyy;)
madelyncline: SEXc 🫦
user: so that girl on twitter wasn’t lying
↳ user: what girl?
↳ user: this girl on twitter tweeted that yn & drew were in italy
user: MOTHER 😍
user: tHAT’S LITERALLY THE RESTAURANT OMG @user
↳ user: I STILL CANT BELIEVE WE WERE SOO CLOSE TO THEM
↳ user: so you’re the lucky girl huh? 😭
user: that’s definitely drew in the corner of the fifth slide
madisonbaileybabe: ooh lala mamacita 🙂‍↕️
↳ yourusername: te amo 🫦
see translation: i love you
drewstarkey: stunner
↳ yourusername: 😘
↳ user: i am NOT normal about this omG— ajdjsksnsns
↳ user: “friends” yea right
↳ user: they’re definitely dating
↳ user: biTch omg???!??
madisonbeer: gorgeous girl!
user: do you ever not look good?!?
rudeth: wow, you’re fancy, huh?
user: babes, you’re literally so hot
user: alexa— how to be drew starkey?
carlaciagrant: my god, you’re sooo fine
↳ yourusername: are we about to kiss rn 🙂‍↔️
user: feed = blessed
user: yes yes yes yes! 😍
user: i wanna be drew so badly omg
user: drop that white boy and come my way 😩
hichasestokes: where was my invite?
user: girllll 😍
user: wishing i was drew
user: hottie alert
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chase — yn
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madelyn — drew
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yourusername: tomfoolery
tagged: @madelyncline
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user: born to be her man, forced to be her fan 😭
user: please, drew is so lucky
user: stunning!
madelyncline: i love yaa, girlfriend 😘
madelyncline: HOTTTT
drewstarkey: pretty lady
↳ yourusername: 🙂‍↕️
↳ user: PARENTS OMG
user: okay bodyyy
user: ur perfect
user: so are her and drew together?
↳ user: YES
↳ user: no lol
↳ user: nothing has been confirmed so 🤷🏻‍♀️
user: OBSESSED with you omgg 😍
leahkateb: gorgg
↳ yourusername: noo, that’s youuu 🫶🏼
user: when you bless our feed >>
user: 😍 soooo stunning, i swear
user: body so tea
madisonbaileybabe: the hottest :3
user: yn, give me one chance
user: are we just going to ignore drew’s comment?
madisonbeer: hello, pretty girl 😍
user: mother
user: @drewstarkey give me my wife back 😭
user: you have the prettiest smile ever
user: yndrew who? we only ynmadelyn
user: her man is definitely the lucky one
user: what’s the deal between you and drew?? 🤔
user: i think we can all agree that drew took these pics
user: in love with youuu 😩
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drewstarkey: 😼
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nick_v_cirillo: 😍 wow
↳ user: yn’s biggest competition has arrived
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user: gUYS— she likes my comment kmsbdjsns
↳ user: what comment?!!? 🤔
↳ user: the onE with nick being her biggest competition
user: hey baby daddy
user: Is THAT YN?!??
user: yn?!?!!?? 👀
user: the laSt slide 😭
user: HE’S BACKKKK
user: THE white boy of my entire life 😩
user: smash
user: @yourusername oooh girl, you’re sooo lucky 😭
user: “just friends” my ass
madelyncline: are you cheating on me:( @yourusername
↳ yourusername: NEVER, my love
user: the second photo has me going FERAL 😍
user: bitch— that’s literally yn in the last slide anskdndn
user: i’m so confused 😭 are him and yn together or???
user: question of the century tbh
hichasestokes: sexy
user: sexiest man alive, i swear 😍
yourusername: hot 🫦
↳ user: girl?!!???
↳ user: this confirms they’re together right?
user: the way he’s holding her 😭😭😭
user: i just wanna be one of your girls
user: he’s so fine omg 😍
user: oooh to be yn
user: the last post, i can’t—
user: drew starkey, my man
user: making the second slide my wallpaper
user: thats the loml
user: drew starkey, the man that you are 🫦
user: i NEED him sooooo bad
user: ON MY KNEES 🧎🏻‍♀️
user: yn, you lucky bitch 😭
austinnorth55: 🤩
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yourusername: life lately with my favorite guy drew starkey 💋
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user: oMG OMG OMG
user: i just fell on my knees in walmart 😭
user: friends or???
jonathandavissofficial: oh? 😏
user: what— UH SINE WHEN?!!?
madelyncline: YAYYYYYYYYY
user: i thought they were just friends?!??? 🤔
↳ yourusername: we are haha
user: the fourth slide, hello???!?
drewstarkey: pretty girl 😘
↳ yourusername: 🫶🏼 ilyyy
user: wait— are you guys dating or???
↳ yourusername: just friends lol
↳ user: i’m confused, hold on— 😭 what?
user: “friends” LMAO
user: i love how she’s trolling everyone with the whole “friends” bs
hichasestokes: the hottest pair of besties
📌 pinned
user: friends who fuck, maybe
carlaciagrant: love you both!!
austinnorth55: your best friends hot;)
↳ yourusername: sooooo hot
user: baby girl, i’m genuinely confused 😭 are ya’ll together or?
↳ yourusername: he’s actually the loml
user: bItch the FOURTH SLIde????
user: wait, so they’re together together??
↳ yourusername: 🙂‍↕️ yuppp
↳ user: oMg oMG SHE CONFIRMED IT
user: MOM AND DAD 😍
user: tHEY’rE TOGETHER, IT’s cONFIRMED
leahkateb: hottie
↳ yourusername: besitos xx 😘
see translation: kisses
user: WE FINALLY GOT YNDREW 😭
user: about time, omg
user: theY’re so hot together
user: SCREAMING OMG
user: OMG OMG OMG AKANSLDLSBDKDKFJ
user: the second and fourth slide 😭
user: took my man just like that
user: it’s over for us yn girlies
nick_v_cirillo: ❤️
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drewstarkey: fun times with my favorite girl yn ln 🫶🏼
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user: its official, they’re together 😭
yourusername: hiii babyy
↳ drewstarkey: come give me a kiss;)
yourusername: SEXc 😍
user: the text message
user: confirmed obx cast is yndrew’s children
user: YES YES YES YES
user: i feel so single 😭
user: we’ve lost him, girlies
hichasestokes: hey dad 👋🏼
↳ drewstarkey: hi son
user: drew really bagged the baddest girl ever 😭 iktr
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madisonbaileybabe: my favs! 🥰
user: his sneaky link turned into his girlfriend 😔
madelyncline: my parents 🫶🏼
jonathandavissofficial: much love for you both
user: can ya’ll adopt me too, please?
user: @nick_v_ cirillo they took your man
user: they’re so hot 🫦
user: all aboard the yndrew train
user: we get it, you’re taken 😭
user: ooh you lucky girl @yourusername
user: i love when hot people date
user: FINALLY OMG
user: about time
user: yn’s sooooo gorgeous 😍
user: idk who’s luckier him or her
user: friends or dating??
user: its official anskkssn, they’re dating 🥳
user: thank goD he remembered his insta password
user: this man is sooooo fine 🫦
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user: i love them together omg 😭
user: they make such a beautiful couple, i swear 😩
user: mom and dad
user: their babies are gonna turn out cute
user: my family 🥺
user: hottest couple ever
user: yndrew nation rise!!!
user: he’s hot, she’s hot, they make a hot couple 🤤
user: SCREAMING OMG
user: it was about time omg ajajaksndnd
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lewisvinga · 1 year ago
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ultimate merc team | george russell x fem! reader
summary; no one expected mercedes’ rookie to already be soft launching a few months into her f1 career. turns out her mystery man is someone fans all know and love.
fc; erika hauser
warnings; ?one curse word i think
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03
note: requested !lewis n george pics are perf to use bc lewis is so small compared to george 😭😭😭😭
masterlist !
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yourusername: monaco + mercedes double podium babyyyyyy !! what a weekend 🩵
tagged; mercedesamgf1, georgerussell63
username: miss y/n…. WHAT IS THIS??
username: she’s soft launching ???😫
username: FINALLY A GOOD WEEK FOR MERCEDES🙏🙏
username: used to pray for times like theseeeee
georgerussell63: you’re so small i almost didn’t see you on the podium ://
yourusername: LMAOOO i hate u sm im gonna crash into u next time 😂🤣🤣
mercedesamgf1: pls don’t
username: MERC ADMIN😭😭
username: the last picture wtf i’m so???&-@;&/
username: wdym y/n is taken😭😭💔
landonorris: i guess i know how merc’s ass looks like 😒😒😒
yourusername: george’s* ass
georgerussell63: it’s quite nice isn’t it 🤔🤔
alex_albon: funny one, george! hilarious even!
username: kakdoajcosk they’re all so😭
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georgerussell63 uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; all of my money goes to her but i don’t regret it one bit!] [caption 2; 🤍]
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[caption 1; when he won’t let you buy your own handbags… thank you sm my love 🥹🫶] [caption 2; styling my new baby for date night ❤️‍🩹]
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[caption 1; big george n mini georgie] [caption 2; smiley after fp1 ???]
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georgerussell63 uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; ‘george, take a picture of my the lighting is so good!’ proceeds to make me take ( i kid you not) 478 pictures)] [caption 2; 🌸🌸]
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yourusername: our job is beach ☀️🏝️
tagged; georgerussell63
georgerussell63: beachhhhh🌊⛱️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 liked by yourusername !
username: what happened to ur bf???? are u cheating on him???
yourusername: ya he decided to cut his hair and shave his 3 facial hairs after i told him not to😢😢
georgerussell63: I SAID I’M SORRY IT WAS A MISTAKE I KNOW💔
username: HUHHH
username: george and y/n dating was NOT on my bingo list what
username: ugh y/n’s fits always eat, thank goodness merc got a fashionista after lewis 😫
username: the way u can see george’s shadow in the 4th pic nobody talk to me 😞😞
username: THE WATERMELON PICTURE?&/,9&/9;&
username: george russell i was unfamiliar ….
lilymhe: WOWZERS😍😍😍 i want u, leave him lets run away together 😘😘😘
yourusername: i’ll meet u in an hour my honey bunches of oats 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
georgerussell63: hold onnnn, not my gf take anyone but my gf 😞
alex_albon: how about TAKE NO ONE since lily is MY girlfriend😒
yourusername: false she’s actually mine🤍
georgerussell63: where tf does that leave me😒😒😒
landonorris: hey baby😘😘
georgerussell63: HELP ME Y/N😨😨
username: LMAODKSLDS
username: IM IN TEARSSS😭😭
username: the first fit is so mwah😫
username: merc serving cunt wowzers
username: how many letters in mercedes ?😋
username: ATEEE
mercedesamgf1: our drivers dating = the ultimate merc team😎😎 liked by yourusername and georgerussell63.
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gneebee · 11 months ago
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😍wowzer
Credit bigbaldbam on IG
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mattsfootcramp · 8 months ago
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WOWZERS😍😍
@matthewsturnioloo
@mattsnumberoneslut
@chrissturnioloo
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downbadace · 2 months ago
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dani dancing on top of the table and holding her pants on the front like 😵‍💫
i think i actually died like wowzers 😍😍
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virocci · 4 months ago
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zzz 1.6 story live reaction 💀
HOT MAN 😍😍
bro knows 😬😬 nvm chat we good
blood type reveal is crazy 💀
we love a hypoglycemic king
OHHH I CAN GET BEHIND THIS MAN
EVERY FUCKING MOVIE???? bro is rich…
why tf do so many ppl know that we r proxies isnt that shit illegal, how bad is our digital footprint
POWER UP!!!!!
tf you mean HUMAN ORGANS BRO??? black market reveal when
dam we sneaky with it?????
ORGANS????
HUGO ML
OUUUUU PRETTY WOMAN?????
TF YOU MEAN 1 BILLION WOMAN
WHAT DIES SHE KNOWWSWW
i love hugo hes so eccentric, we love a chalant king
HES SO HOT PINNED AGAINST A WALL HEHEHEHHEHEHE
SCYTHE ❤️
crazy… just how i like em
BITCH I AM PHEATHON.
WHY SHE CRYING :(
i love vivian 💜💜
they are mist pulls chat… might be breaking my save streak for em…
HE KILLED HIS LOVE OMG (we love an unstable man)
OMG SHE KNOWSS SHE KNOWWWS NOW THE ONE THING SHE DIDINT KNOW SHE KNOWWWSS
boring ahh mission
anby saying she wanted to recomend a movie for a crash course on teamwork is gold
lycoan x hugo when
ohhhh noooo he backstabbed them (I LOVE IT)
guys im a sucker for villains… can u tell
OMG HE NEVER BETRAYED THEM OMG HE SO MMHMHMHMHMHMMM
hehehe
NOOOO ION WANNA FIGHT HIMMMMM LET HIM KILL THE GUYYYY
i love this
yes you go lycoan kill you childhood best friend!!!
HIS HAND WENT THROUGH HIS HEART?????
did they like grab the sacrifice-
oh fuck we screwed
wowzers chat that was crazy 😝
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xanasaurusrex · 1 year ago
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marry me 💍
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Dior Goodjohn as Summer Dacosta in Are you afraid of the dark? - Ghost Island
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pumpkinsy0 · 11 months ago
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Sylvia hasn’t been around for a while.. please headcanons for her? Just her or her with other people is fine, thank you
of course anon!! sylvia coming right up ☝🏽🤓
•shes 18 years old and dally hates that shes older than him, part of the reason y she never takes dally seriously
•she works at bucks bar part time and thats how she met dally, when they first met she threatened to break his nose n he went “wowzers😍😍”
•not EXACTLY a hc but i just thought of this, however, trans fem or trans woman sylvia??? just a thought here
•bc shes haitian american and theres rlly not other haitians in tulsa before the shepards, she only learned kreyòl mostly bc of angela
•this also means her accent is a bit fucked and she speaks it w an american accent and shes embarrassed by it but angela doesnt care at all
•fuck it ILLLL give her a last name and its gonna b a typical one like augustin m, lafleur, or delva or somethin a lil more complex
•heavy cat person, she absolutely adores am, she has a tabby cat dallys always mean to
•she has a mole above her upper lip angela likes to copy w her make up
•she snorts a lil when she laughs
•she loves watching betty boop, literally her comfort character, angela thinks of sylvia when she thinks of betty boop
•she was born in the spring time but particularly loves winter (weiiirrrrdoooooo)
•she has her own group of gals she runs around w, says angel is free to join at any time but angela doesnt open herself up to join
•shes had flings w socs of different genders, just putting it out there but her having this weird tension w cherry is there
•not even aggressive, they just,,,stare at each other,,,,
•her nickname is “red” (bc shes always wearing red, not that interesting ik)
•she wonders if theres anything else out there in the world for her, not that she hates her life now, she rlly doesnt, but she wants to know if theres more
•she casually forgot what half her family looks like, she only remembers her mom and younger brother, but shes technically homeless bc she was kicked out and hasnt seen them in a while
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ballsalsda · 1 year ago
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Art that i actually put a lot of effort into???? WOWZERS! 😍🔥
Learning to draw backgrounds 🔥🔥🔥
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snoopsnoop07 · 1 year ago
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GUIDO MISTA FANFIC
by sophie and phoenix (Owner of account is phonix btw)
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chat. this is satire🍆😆😍
super DUPA sad. don’t read if you're depressed!!!!
You were assigned on a mission with Mista. Not just because you guys were a couple but because both of you genuinely worked great together. You were walking with Mista to find the stand user.”honey bumkins… you shyly said “yeah boo boo bear?” Mista said with a growl, Grrr!! “I-I-I-I-I-I-..... want to know how it feels to ride an F150 in the future…” I say flustered with puppy eyes. “Also I'm scared of the super big mega ultra mythical rare fight with the supa dupa bad guy!!!!!” “zont worry my wittle kitten whiskers i will protect you no matter what!!!” mista said with a growl and whispers in my ear “we will win this fight…… with the power of love and friendship! Anything is possible…. I’ll also let you know how to ride the f150!” he smiles with a smile sweeter than jolly ranchers, Yummy! suddenly a stand user appears!!!! and guess who it is???? STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY AKA MORRISSEY!!!! AND HIS POWERFUL STAND CALLED “DRAKES DICK” (i was going to do a The smiths song but SOPHIE started to diss The Smiths). “WATCH OUT Y/N! OR ELSE A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WILL CRASH US” he gasps and jumps! YEOOWCH!!! SUDDENLY HE USES DRAKES DICK AND SWINGS IT AROUND MISTAS NECK CHOKING HIM!!!!! WOWZERS!!! You gasp and wings and wolf ears started to grow out of you. you grab a mic and look at Morrissey “Steven… this isn’t you.. stop harming him… or else you’ll get it lil bro” your eyes start to turn red. But before I could do anything I heard a fart away voice “boys……. don't…. cry….” the voice sounds closer “he's right behind me isn't he…” I look behind me and OMG. BOBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE (we love the cure chat) “morrussy this isn't you!!!” Bobart said “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i know you can be kind.. and n-nice.. pls dont do this!!!” “Take my hand, '' Borbart says while reaching out his hand. Morrussy takes it and they fly away together on a double decker bus being in love on a friday while singing a loveson (but then chewsday came so they didn’t care anymore because Friday they are in love) . you were amazed but then you remember your sweaty hot alpha bae boo boo bear boyfriend.. MISTA!!!!! you ran over to him “BAE, BABY, SNOOKUMS, TEDDY BEAR, LITTLE PEBBlE, MY PUPPY, MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET !!!”you said with tears in your eyes. m-m-my omega.. mista said while coughing up blood. no!!! pls don't leave!!! YOU SAID. “y-you still didn't teach me how to ride a F150!!!!!” Mista coughs blood again and smiles “p-p-p-p-puppy….. I was... going to propose to you today actually…” I start to tear up more! he takes out a small box from his pocket and gives it to me “let ... let me make you the happiest person in the next life y/n…..” he says with tears bigger than tsunami waves filled with musty salt and seaweed. I nod forcing a jolly smile on my face. He kisses me with tongue and everything. he pulls away gently. but then. Atticus gives you backshots, The end. ANYWAYS GUYS. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!! like and suscribe or you will turn into the red imposter!!!!
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