#Weasley Ranch

[cherry-pop-elf]

Weasley Ranch

New au just dropped. Cowboy Weasley Au. Do they still have magic? Yes because wizard cowboys. And my cancer doctor unit care appointment is tomorrow so I need to distract myself badly

William ‘Bill’

Would be the town historian/artifact collector type. Often would go hunting with Charlie as well. He’s going to be the guy you go to if you ever have a problem with anything at any hour at any time. Except the full moon. Ain’t no one allowed to mess with that man when the moon is full. Unless ya like to leave with a few new stories to a few new scars

Charlie

The horse wrangler. Never been a horse he couldn’t tame, because he doesn’t tame em. He respects them, and they respect him. Not a single breed he hasn’t been able to get on and ride. Your man, on the ranch, you go to for any horse related issues ever. Need a horse? Wondering why yours is sick? He’s got it all handle. He’s also got a few tricks up his sleeve for the other wild life liking folks

Percy

Town doctor. No doubt about it. He’s always patching people up. Making sure everyone is healthy, and properly caring for their wounds. Keeps mostly to his books, and had plenty of test subjects for his care. When you have five brothers, and a sister, on a ranch you learn a thing or two about medicine real fast. Especially when you grow your own herbs to begin with

Fred and George

They run the General Store. But they sure don’t run General things. If you know what you want, they’ll be sure to make sure you get what you want. Won’t be cheap, but they’ll have the highest quality around. The best gun powder, the best guns, oh they got it all. With candy for the kids, so you can go home with a slice of home

Ron

Grew up to be the towns Sheriff. Not like the last one was any good competition to begin with. He’s doing what he can to take care of everyone in the town. He’s doing more than what the plate has room to offer. He’s trustworthy, and if you have a problem he ain’t afraid to play bounty hunter for you

Ginny

She is still figuring out what she wants to do, in life, given all her brothers have some kind of successful job or another. Until then, she’s the best ranch hand you’ll ever damn see. Can ride a horse that can rival the likes of Charlie. Can shoot any target you give her, and lasso any bastard you need. She’s a jack of all trades. You’ll often see her helping teach the other girls some trades as well. Trying to make the world have a few more cowgirls to love

[ilovecowboysandpink]

hi everyone 💌

just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the love and support i've been getting recently. when i first started posting here, i was so nervous and unsure of how things would go, but i'm genuinely so grateful for all of you who have followed, reblogged, sent kind messages, or just read my work quietly. it means the world.

with the school year coming up fast, i wanted to give a heads up that i probably won’t be able to update as frequently. lately i’ve been posting pretty consistently, sometimes even daily, just because i’ve had a lot of free time. but once school starts, things are going to get a lot busier for me.

that said, i do still plan to keep writing and posting! my goal is to drop new fics every monday morning, and maybe on thursdays too if i have the time. i have a few ideas in the works already, and i’ll definitely keep you guys posted.

in the meantime, if you want to send me requests, you can do that here! and actually, i’ll be dropping something tomorrow morning, so keep an eye out 👀

thank you again for being here 🤍

[jovialobservationanchor]

The gentle blue light of the illusions reminded Harry of Patronuses in an aching way. He liked the soft glow of them on Draco’s face. Draco, for all his theatrics in Hagrid’s Magical Creatures class and his more understated shyness of Luna’s animals, regarded them with an unguarded awe. He liked clever magic. How had Harry never noticed what a boffin he was?

They were standing in front of a jackalope when Draco turned to meet Harry’s stare. His eyebrows lifted in inquiry.

Harry felt his face heat, but he was still tipsy from the beer and was, after all, an alumnus of Gryffindor. He leaned in to kiss Draco.

Title: Wont

(A holiday-flavored sequel to Knead, my coffeeshop AU set in Oregon!)

By: laughingd0g

Length: 37k

Summary: This is what happens after.

Tags: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter EWE, AU, coffee shops and cafes, farm/ranch, slice of life, Portland Oregon, Ex-Auror Harry Potter, Baker Draco Malfoy, Muggle life, established relationship, banter, friendship, drinking, wine, food pr0n, fluff, stress baking, kitchen sex, miscommunication, minor Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, vegetarians and vegans, food fight, Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day, New Year’s Eve

Read on AO3

I was going to wait till I’d released the short epilogue to make this Tumblr post, but I can’t wait any longer to share this beautiful artwork by my dear @rama-thorn. Merry Christmas, friends.

[callmesel]

Marcus: Okay but that is not a flaw. That's a crime.

Oliver: Marcus, you do that with ketchup.

Marcus: IT'S MORE NORMAL TO EAT KETCHUP THAN MAYO, OKAY??

Penny: OH NO! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOUR LITTLE TOMATO FLAVOURED CHEMICALS ARR MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE THAN MY MAYO!

Marcus: AT LEAST I'M DAIRY FREE-

Penny: AND SO DOES MAYO YOU DUMBF-

Audrey: You guys are so wrong, the best sause to eat dry is mustard.

Penny & Marcus: Are you nuts?

They proceed to fight loudly over this.

Oliver: Who thought that it was going to lead to this?

Percy: YOU GUYS ARE NOT LISTENING!!!

Percy: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT.

Penny: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes.

[seriouslysam8]

What’s one thing on the American menu that would make Molly Weasley’s eyes pop out?

My dad told me when we were visiting America (I was 4 years old) the people next to us ordered alligator and my jaw dropped down. When the waitress brought it over to their table I apparently got out of my seat and watched the couple take a bite with my eyes popping out and yelled “YOU’Re EATING LOUIS!” (The alligator from the princes and frog movie), and tried to grab their plate to rescue the dead alligator. According to my dad the couple were not impressed… I don’t understand why, I was adorable.

That’s adorable. I would have laughed. FYI, I have never had alligator. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that on a menu.

This is hard to answer because I don’t know enough about the food differences. I heard only American is big on root beer, so a root beer float? Spam? One of those weird green jello salads? A corn dog? Ranch on pizza? I have no idea.

[lucigoo]

Weekly Roundup: 17th March - 23rd March

Welp, I only wrote 1 fic this week and it istnt very long ... so we are at 966 words of my 15,000 weekly goal and I am at 19,270 of my 60,000 monthly goal, (😭)

So, fic recs first!

Feathers and Favors - amethystviolist - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own] (Bilbo/Thorin and WINGS, I was honoured to recieve this gif,t thank you @amethystviolist)

Summary: Truly, it was unfair that such a handsome, heroic king had stepped into Bilbo’s life as though right out of a storybook, only to then open his mouth and ruin the whole image. Thorin was obviously capable, bold, and intelligent - and also such an obnoxious, irritating, wholly unattainable wanker.

Bilbo needs his wings groomed, and Thorin needs his hair braided. A favor for a favor should be simple enough - right?

12 years I have missed you. - Ammarettu - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own] (Aiden/Lambert, Witcher feels, Modern Au,)

Summary: After 12 years of being no-contact, Vesemir’s youngest son comes home, husband and daughter in tow.

[Lambert comes home for the holidays after Aiden is in a car accident that leaves him half-blind and physically impaired. Realizing how precious family is, he makes the decision to bring his husband and their three-year-old daughter back to the ranch.]

The Masked knight - ThedemonCat - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own] (Geralt/Jaskier, Arranged marriage au,)

Summary: Jaskier, originally born as Lady Julianna Pankratz but identifying as a trans man, fled from his home when he realized his parents would never accept his true identity as a boy. After years of pursuing a life as a travelling Bard, Jaskier's freedom comes to an end when his parent's guards capture him and return him to the grand estate of Lettenhove. In this opulent mansion, Jaskier is forcibly transformed into Julianna once more, compelled to play the role of a proper lady and constantly surrounded by vigilant guards that make escape impossible.

One fateful morning, Jaskier receives news from his mother that his parents have decided to organize a competition to determine who will have the honour of marrying their daughter. Most suitors vying for his hand in marriage leave Jaskier less than thrilled, except for one mysterious contender who remains enigmatic, concealed beneath a veil of quietness and a hidden visage.

one day (you'll find your way back to the start) - HawksEyes - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own] (Geralt/Jaskier, Witcher family feels, Modern au,)

Summary: Jaskier falls in love with his new, brooding mechanic. Somehow, the mechanic falls in love with him too. They're happy, but Jaskier knows they could be happier, if only Geralt would speak to his family again.

In Medio stat Virtus - Lacertae - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (Gen fics, Weasley Family Fic)

Summary: One of Fred and George's pranks goes a bit too far, and they're forced to confront some harsh truths they'd have preferred not to think about.

How to Take Care of Your Husband (and Son. And Godson. And Other Godson) - SaltedPapercuts - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (Sirius/Remus, Raising Harry, Raising Neville, Raising Teddy)

Summary: Sirius and Remus take custody of Harry and Neville after their parents are lost. It’s time to welcome a new member of the family, but what if he’s not exactly human?

And now my one little fic, it was a late entry to @flashfictionfridayofficial

Toss a Coin to Your witcher (Because the world is loud and accomodations are expensive) (geralt/Jaskier, FFF- #297 - Like a Weed)

Summary: Geralt is suffering from overstimulation due to his potions. Jaskier is not helping, until he does with accomodations Geralt would never have know about, let alone used.

[luna---lovegood]

Weird shit I've said to @mrecury42 in the dms:

ThE sLeEpInG dRaGoN nEvEr TiTs!1!1

Cool ranch Doritos

Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let's just say...they weren't really the size I was looking for.

Langwerpige kale Remus Lupin

I like your shoelaces.

platypus

mermer

kinder egg

BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A MACEEEE

Did you know that pain is bread in French? So if you tell a French person that you're in pain, they'd be confused because why are you saying that you're in bread?

WALLY DARLING IS THIS GODDAMN PISS PUPPET

THE FREAKING JAUNDICE PUPPET. THE PISS PUPPET. I HAD AN OBSESSION WITH.

HANGING OUT YOU

WHAT'S THE QUIBBLER TODAY?

*Stares at you* 👁️👁️

YOU'RE AN AMERICAN CONCEPT.

AND JENNY'S HEAD FELL OFF

WATER THE SPIDERS

I'm am wonning everything

WHY DONEING A PLASTIC BAG NEEDING A BRANCHING

Damn thou

I'm supposed to start ovulating tomorrow 🦄🧚‍♀️😘🥰😍🤩🥳🤪😜😝😛⭐🌟💫✨🎉🎊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💌💕💞💓💗💖💝💘😺😸😹😻😼😽❣️💟❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💋👅🫦👄

EXACTLY LIKE I HOPE THAT ANGEL GETS VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO A FIRE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE WRITE HIM AS WHITE AND ACTUALLY GIVE HIM FLAWS AKDJASSSSDGLYF.AIUZ

WANNA WATCH HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S GLOCK???

I hate excersic- HOW TF DO YOU SPELL EXCERSICE???

*Aggressive Thomas the train noises*

THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO BE MY POOKIE

GIVE THEM WET SOCKS

IT'S ONE THIRTY AM I WILL FIGHT YOU

I'm will doneing you...

i will worchestersire sauce you

cant fid my damn ducks

can i crawl into your ribcage and sleep there

crayon colors

I'M GOING TO RELEASE MY TRUE ALPHA ON YOU

wakey wakey there are no eggs and bakey bc i cant fucking cook

kazooooooooooooo

Am I malewife or femalehusand???

Fahrenheit Shaun.

turtlecore/j

I think I'm hallucinating bc I have an Alexa and I keep hearing the timer going off sound randomly

Time to rip my uterus out and eat it

You have the eyes of a neglected hamster <3

twink percy weasley

struts away in my hot pink high heels

welcome to gacha lifeee

The Sun is a distant gorilla.

Skibidi Slicers.

[lover-of-mine]

Internet tells me that even tho my life with the walter boys was on wattpad, it wasn't fanfiction, but are we sure that wasn't supposed to be a no magic I got sent to live with the Weasley's now I'm caught between Fred and Ron thing? The ranch, the amount of kids, the football thing that could be quidditch, the twins, the dynamics. Like, are we absolutely sure?

[dhr-ao3]

The Last Best Place

The Last Best Place https://ift.tt/OKl6Y3o by LunaLuxee After the tragic death of Hermione's parents, co-owners of Tesla, Hermone is sent to a mental recovery organisation for troubled teens set in the location of a horse and cattle ranch. Hermione learns to deal with the fresh grief of losing her parents, while also figuring out how to survive at Riddles Creek Ranch. With time, she’ll learn to deal with her new and old enemies, turning them into friends and then finally; a new family. Words: 5261, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Categories: F/M Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Theodore Nott, Tom Riddle, Matteo Riddle - Character, Blaise Zabini, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Daphne Greengrass/Theodore Nott, Astoria Greengrass/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Romilda Vane/Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Muggle, Country & Western, Cowboy Draco Malfoy, Cowboy Theodore Not, Cowboy Matteo, Cowboy Blaise, Cowgirl Daphne Greengrass, Cowgirl Astoria Greengrass, City Hermione, Cowgirl Hermione, Dramione endgame, Dramione tension, Sexual Content, Enemies to Lovers, they hate each other, Like Girl they HATE HATE eachother, eventual pining via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/UaNOXPs June 10, 2024 at 11:48PM

[sheplayswithlifee]

The Weasley's go horseback riding at Kaito's ranch.

[ilovecowboysandpink]

the lover of cowboys and pink!

full time college student, twenty-one, no label, ravenclaw, advid reader, journalist

masterlist. request me something. upcoming.

cowboys. wnba. harry potter. smosh. slow burn. lyla sage. elsie silver. house music. charli xcx. tanning. romance. caitlin clark. fred weasley. make up. blow outs.

anyways, byeeeee love you mean it <3

[radiowallet]

Book Ginny Weasley. Clever, hilarious, takes no shit, wise beyond her years. A force to be reckoned with.

And also Very Hot.

THANK YOU! Yes! I love book Ginny! Especially the later books where my girl took all her experiences Igood and bad) and let them give her strength! Fuck yeah! You flatter me, friend!

[saiilorstars]

☼ Fandom: Harry Potter ☼ Pairing: Fred x OFC ☼ Summary: In which Fred Weasley is a simp for his wife. ☼ Arlet’s Masterlist ☼ Taglist: @ocappreciationtag​​@arrthurpendragon​​​​ @maaaaarveeeeel​ @stareyedplanet​ @foxesandmagic​ @caplanbuckybarnes ​ If you’d like to be a part of this OC’s work/edits, let me know!

Fred was completely, and overwhelmingly, lucky. He knew he was. He knew from the moment that Arlet said 'yes' to being his girlfriend. She was gorgeous, had the prettiest sparkly blue eyes and the plumpest cheeks he'd ever seen. She had bangs when they met in Hogwarts, giving her an extra touch of cuteness.

Arlet arrived with her younger sister to Hogwarts in '93 and because of her late birthday, she was to start as a 5th year with her sister. She was intelligent, very intelligent. She showed everyone when Snape asked her to list the ingredients of a potion they weren't supposed to prepare until the following week. There weren't many students who could say they had bested Severus Snape (not that Arlet would ever boast about that).

Now, Arlet was shy, but her sister Aracely was the stark opposite. Aracely was an avid quidditch fan and because she tried out for the Gryffindor team, Arlet's path inevitably crossed with Fred's. He had the perfect opportunity to get to know her.

It was still a laugh between them and the rest of their friends and family that Arlet had struggled to tell Fred apart from his twin. She made the mistake many times in the beginning. But ultimately, she got the hang of their differences and then suddenly, things had changed. She sought him out and he sought her out. They gravitated towards each other no matter what. It was an unnatural ache to be away from each other. So, the only solution was to...become boyfriend and girlfriend.

And two months into their relationship, Fred was absolutely in love with her. The type of love that made it hard to breathe when she was around yet simultaneously making him feel like he was walking on clouds. It sounded ridiculous — that's what his brother told him countless times — but Fred insisted that it was an actual feeling. And as soon as it became possible after the war, he asked her to marry him. She didn't think twice about it, much less about the date. Less than a year after their engagement, they were married. And now years later, when things were more than established, there were still things that Fred was coming to find out about his wife. Every day, actually.

Arlet was known for being proper and graceful and just about everything that Fred knew he was not. But he knew a secret that nobody else knew...

"You're a right ole troublemaker like myself," he would tell Arlet in the privacy of their own room. Because every once in a while, when they were alone, she would pull a harmless little joke on him.

Fred suspected that she was getting tips and advice from George.

Arlet giggled each time her joke came to fruit. One time, she left Fred's hair stark blonde.

"Not that I don't appreciate the color, but I really don't fancy the idea about looking remotely like Malfoy," Fred told Arlet very calmly as he admired himself and his blonde strands in the mirror.

Arlet had laughed for hours that night. But in the morning, proper Arlet had returned and helped him get rid of the color and so nobody knew a thing. Nobody knew that Arlet Weasley liked dipping her toes into the prankster life too.

The closest anyone would come to finding that it was when they happened to vacation with their friends and family and on occasion her jokes would last through the morning. What drove things home was Arlet warning Fred that nobody would believe him if he said that she pranked him.

She was a little bit of an evil mastermind. Fred said it many times. He loved it. Spiced things up every once in a while.

He especially liked the adrenaline when they were traveling. Arlet's mother was from Mexico and with that came a lot of vacationing spots in the area. They visited a lot of ranches, countrysides and beaches. Arlet would take advantage of his lack of spanish and trick him into trying the spiciest things ever, or getting him into the stupidest performances when they were in hotels.

Now, Fred loved going to the beach and it wasn't just because he would get to see his darling wife in bikinis or he would get to turn her pranks into his own show. No. He loved the salty smell of the air and the passing vendors with sweet coconuts and fresh fruit and the passing muggle trinkets that always caught his eye. He loved doing all of that with his wife.

And Arlet loved it all too. She loved that her husband loved it all and shared it with her.

They started making it an annual trip, whether it was on their own or with friends and family.

When Arlet wasn't planning on secret, totally evil, pranks against Fred, they would watch the sunset on the beach. They could do anything else in the day but at sunset, they would come back to the beach, sit on the sand, and watch the orangey-red sky as the sun went down the horizon.

"You know, one day, I say we should renew our vows here," Fred said to her one year as they sat on the sand together.

Arlet's laugh was like a sweet melody to him. "Even if I make your life miserable? I have plans to turn your hair purple next week, you know."

"Funny, I had plans to turn yours a bright rainbow next week too," Fred remarked. "We'll see who gets who first but in the meantime, I was very serious."

Arlet still laughed. "You would come all this way to get married again? You're—" But she had stopped when she glanced at him and saw him holding out a ring box to her. Her sparkly blue eyes went wide with shock. "Fred, you're not — you already gave me a ring. You do remember that, right?" She even raised her hand where her wedding band rested.

Fred chuckled. "I promise you that the firework fumes have not given me amnesia. Yet. But we can always do with an upgrade, right?" The shop was doing far better than it was when he first asked Arlet to marry him. He could afford a better ring for her. "So, Arlet Weasley, would you marry me…again?"

A soft smile spread across Arlet's face. "Anywhere, anytime. But it better be with you."

Fred smirked immediately. On the day of their wedding, just a few minutes before she was supposed to marry him, George met her with the rest of her bridesmaids pretending to be him. Arlet had not been amused with their switch-up trick at all. Molly Weasley smacked both of them that day.

"You think I would let my idiot brother marry the most gorgeous woman in the world? I think not. But it did make for a funny trick, right?"

Arlet shoved a hand against his chest. He laughed as he nearly slipped back but when Arlet lunged on him and kissed him, he had all the fuel he needed to laugh through the rest of the night.

The vow renewal announcement spread like wildfire amongst their friends and family. They chose to tell them in that same vacation spot, making it a whole party out on the beach. There were cheers and applause and all the good stuff that usually came with such news. There were plenty of 'why now?' too.

Arlet would put it all on Fred to answer since he was the one who came up with the idea. It was her attempt to make him take care of all the nosey people and free herself. But of course leave it to Fred Weasley to come out with the mushiest things to say when she was being such a bad wife.

"She makes me fall in love with her even more every single day."

"I learn new things about her and I'm a sucker all over again."

"It's like voodoo or something because I swear I wake up loving her and by night time, I love her twice as much."

Fred kept catching Arlet's eye from across the party, letting him know that she was hearing every single word of his. He would wink at her each time. When he was free, Arlet approached him with two tequila shots.

"You want to party with me, Mr. Weasley?" She offered him one of the shot glasses

"Oh, I don't know, my wife might get a little mad…" Fred said, taking the shot glass.

"Mmm…" Arlet hummed and leaned up on her toes, brushing her lips over his, "We can keep it a secret…"

It wasn't always that Arlet was that bold out in public. Fred suspected that it had something to do with the tequila in her hands. She loved tequila.

"Oh honey, you're going to be in big trouble tomorrow," he mused. He wrapped his free arm around her waist.

Arlet chuckled. "I'm not that drunk yet, Fred. Just happy, that's all."

"Oh, well in that case—" Fred drowned the tequila shot and shook his head. Arlet laughed louder. "Where's the next one?"

Arlet was happy to show him, after she drank her own shot. After that, it was a frenzy of celebrations and drinking. They danced together, shared kisses here and there, and the touches as if they were a newly engaged couple. It was true what Fred said. He always loved his wife twice as more by nighttime and tonight was no exception.

He remembered being so hyped up on tequila that even as they were leaving the beach and coming back to their hotel, they were still dancing. They danced in the lobby, Arlet a full giggly mess, and all the way up to their room.

Inside, they were a tangled mess of kisses and touches. Clothes were thrown every which way. There was a series of 'I love you's' exchanged between them, moans and names yelled out. But, as drunk as they had seemed to the others, the following morning they both remembered exactly what their night had looked like.

Arlet felt her husband's strong arms wrapped around her bare body under the sheets when she woke up. Soon, she felt his soft kisses on her neck.

"Buenos días," Fred whispered in her ear.

"Mm, nice Spanish," she mumbled, refusing to open her eyes just yet.

"Well, you made me speak in a whole new language last night," Fred remarked. He planted a kiss on her cheek.

Even though Arlet knew it was impossible, she felt her whole body heating up like it was summer. She opened her eyes and tilted her head up to meet Fred's eyes. "Hey…"

He smiled down at her. "Hi."

"We have to leave today, don't we?"

"Yes…" No sooner had Fred had answered than Arlet let out a groan. He laughed lightly. "Just remember, there's someone waiting for us back home."

With that reminder, Arlet did perk up. She was out of bed before him, and the first one to finish packing as well.

"LET'S GO!" She yelled at him excitedly when they left their room.

Fred laughed as she dragged him away. They had someone waiting for them, after all.

They couldn't possibly get to the Burrow any slower, at least that's how it felt to Arlet. Fred pointed out that they made great time on the sole fact they used the Floo network but alas, she was just too eager to see—

"Where is she?" Arlet's eyes swept over the Weasley's living room frantically. "Oh my goodness! What if they're not home? We told them we'd be back at—

They suddenly heard an excited babble coming from the kitchen and in a few seconds, the babbler herself had come wobbling into the living room — trying to run, it appeared — with two soggy cookies in her hand.

All the franticness washed from Arlet's face. Fred had started laughing when his mother came running in after the 2 year old girl yelling "'Cookies are for dessert, Siena! Give them back to grandma right now!"

Fred brought a hand over his chest. "Ah, it seems like it was just yesterday when I was doing the same thing."

Arlet threw him a look. "That's because you did that last week."

Fred grinned. "Oh, yeah! Siena!" He swept up the two year old into his arms and kissed her bright red hair. "Cookies are most definitely for breakfast!"

Molly reprimanded him on the spot. "Don't encourage her! She stole those cookies when I wasn't looking!"

"How terrible," Fred said with an overly seriousness. Of course he turned away from his mother with Siena in his arms and mumbled to her "That's my girl."

Molly welcomed them back and offered them to stay for lunch, although she warned Fred not to let Siena eat the cookies. She then headed back into the kitchen.

"How could I say no to you?" Fred tickled Siena's stomach, earning the giggles he loved hearing so much.

Siena Weasley was a spitting image of her father and that spelled future trouble…'for those who don't have a fun bone in their bodies' as stated by Fred himself. Arlet had yet to decide if she was worried as well.

"Oh, a troublemaker you'll beee…" Fred cooed at Siena. She had already offered him one of her cookies and then to her mother. "Hey Arly?"

Arlet had started gathering Siena's toys off the ground to alleviate some of the work for Molly. "Yeah?"

"I was just thinking…you're lucky I'm your baby's father."

Arlet paused, then shot her husband a deadpanning look. "Seriously?"

"Aha."

"And why is that?"

"Well, first of all, look at us," Fred turned so Arlet could see him and Siena together. "We're adorable."

Arlet shook her head. "You're something alright."

"And because you know that Siena will be anything but boring!"

At that, Arlet has to laugh. "That's what I'm afraid of, honestly." She walked over to the two, kissing Siena's forehead. "She's got your adventurous bug. My poor baby."

Siena leaned towards her mother and so Arlet took her into her arms. "Hi there, mi nena preciosa!" Siena responded to her mother with squeals. "Tan bonita y traviesa!"

Fred watched as Arlet continued to speak to their daughter in Spanish, a smile growing on his face. Words couldn't describe what he felt seeing his girls in their blissful bubble. He was so lucky, he knew it.

[lqtraintracks]

So. Months and months ago, @the-starryknight asked me, ‘Do you think you’ll ever write Bill/Teddy/Charlie in this universe?’ Meaning the Charlie Weasley’s Fuck Autobiography one. I immediately filed that away under, ‘Well now I know what you’re getting for your birthday this year.’ So this is that. I had a really wonderful time writing this! So Starry, thank you for the brilliant idea, your beautiful friendship, and all that you do in this fandom. I hope you have a phenomenal birthday, love!  This stunning banner was made by the ever-lovely @onbeinganangel​! Thank you so much!

violet tendencies (devotion is a feral thing)

Pairing(s): Charlie/Teddy, Bill/Teddy/Charlie, Bill/Charlie (background Drarry; past Charlie/Teddy/Harry/Draco; past Bill/Fleur; brief nonsexual Harry/Teddy; blink and you’ll miss it Padma/ONBC) Rating: E/NC-17 Words: ~9,000 Summary: After a no-flight curse is cast over the ranch, Charlie has no choice but to call in his brother Bill for assistance with its removal. It’s taken a long time for the two most important people in Charlie’s life to collide. Now that they might, will it ruin everything he’s built? Or might it be, after all this time, just right? Warnings/Content: consensual sibling incest; age difference; cross-gen relationship(s); sharing a sexual partner; mild violence (maybe it’s moderate?); so many queer ranch hands; powerful Teddy Lupin; even more competency kink; some drinking; some smoking; cursebreaking; scars; brief Daddy kink; blowjobs; handjobs; anal sex; rimming; spitroasting; felching; finger-sucking; a little bit of consensual gagging/choking during a blowjob; threeway kissing; brief mention of switching (yes, Teddy/Charlie, le gasp!); mild angst due to divorce (Bill/Fleur); first person Charlie POV

My eternal gratitude to @nv-md and @academicdisasterfic​ for the cheer-reading and beta services! <333

READ HERE ON AO3

[julielovesstars]

🤍 Masterlist 🤍

Conrad Fisher 

Crumbling -  Everything falls apart in the first two days of summer, Y/n doesn’t know how to handle it, she’s glad Conrad is there to save her.

Last Summer -  During your last summer altogether not everything pans out how you wanted, Conrad interrupts your smoking session. And the surprise makeout was the only thing to make you forget.

Take Me Home - Con picks Y/n up in the middle of the night after informing her for weeks and takes her to the beach house.

My Girl -  Jere takes Y/n to the Deb ball but Conrad can’t help but reminisce everything that has happened between them.

Missing - Conrad’s rejection to the Deb ball turned out not to be the hardest punch Y/n had to experience this summer, being forced to watch him show up for Belly was much worse

Missing Pt.2 - Following the events at the night of the ball, everyone is trying to handle the consequences of this summer, will everyone be able to navigate what comes next?

Everything -  Y/n had won the battle against cancer at the age of ten but no one expected it to come back. When the truth comes to light the perfect summer crashes down around them. Especially for Conrad, Y/n is his love, his life, his everything

Jeremiah Fisher

Your Dance - A Debutante Ball isn’t exactly what Y/n had in mind this summer but in the end she got to dance with her Prince Charming.

Anything For You -  After an eventful evening with supposed ‘friends’ Y/n, Belly and Taylor got left in a compromising position. Thankfully Jeremiah is there to save the night and gets a realization that changes everything.

Min Ho Moon 

A little bit... or a lot - K.I.S.S resident Marco will not leave Y/n alone so the night at the club Min Ho comes to her rescue and they set themselves up in fake relationship to make sure the guy gets a hint, but will their friendship survive the blurred lines?

It’s you - Min Ho and Y/n are reunited in the second semester at K.I.S.S with their sarcastic, bullying friendship, but the drama get a little out of hand at the Moon's cabin, will the sparks that fly settle or burn Y/n up?

Fred Weasley 

Bad idea right? -  Y/n was sick of being chased by Miles Brown and decides to take drastic measure kissing Fred Weasley in the middle of the quidditch field, when this isn't convincing enough Fred offers her a mutually beneficial deal, what consequences can fake dating Fred Weasley really bring?

I can’t -  Y/n has been best friends with the Weasley twins since their first year at Hogwarts and due to her circumstances at home has basically become part of the Weasley family which she never wants to lose. What happens when things between her and Fred become too complicated?

Please Merlin, No -  This thing with Fred Weasley, stolen kisses and nightly sneaking around was all it was meant to be, but what happens when someone gets hurt in battle with no guarantee of life?

Cole Walter 

I want you - When the storm hits the ranch and most of the family is at Will's evening party Y/n and Cole are left to talk in the candle light, which could end either beautifully or tragically as they navigate whatever is happening between them.

Alex Walter

I’m yours - When Jackie comes to town your best friend, and childhood crush, Alex Walter falls head over heels leaving you left behind but when you attend Will's wedding with someone something changes...

Out of the Darkness (Series)

Y/n is a runaway, she makes it through the fold alive and the general takes her into questioning for her miraculous survival. When she refuses to offer any explanation he takes her back to the Little Palace.

There she quickly realizes her secrets are not as safe as she thought and Alina Starkov is more than she seems. Throughout it all, every part of her, every muscle pulls towards Kirigan.

Part one,  Part two,  Part Three

[phoebe-delia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROWAN

For my darling @basicallyahedgehog,

Okay so I am the WORST and I meant to post this yesterday when it was still true in your time zone, but it's still your birthday where I am, so I will CELEBRATE YOU STILL!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!

But I'm not the only one with birthday wishes for you...

“Happy Birthday, Rowan. You have the wardrobe and kindness of Loony Lovegood, and while in my youth that might’ve been an insult, I can assure you I mean it as a high compliment.” Sincerely, Draco Malfoy.

“Happy Birthday Rowan! You’re a great friend.” -Harry

“Happy Birthday R! Sending you all the best from the ranch.” From, James and Teddy.

“Happy Birthday Rowan! We hope you have a lovely time celebrating. Best wishes for the coming year!” —Hermione, Ron, Rose and Hugo Weasley-Granger.

“Happy Birthday Rowan! I hope the wrackspurts leave you alone today. And remember to put a lock of snarfalump hair and moonstones under your pillow for good luck!” Love, Luna.

“Rowan! Happy Birthday, love. We MUST do drinks. Kisses!” -Pansy

“Happy Birthday Rowan! Lulu and I wish you the best. I baked you a Rowan’s Berry Happy Birthday Pie, so come down to the diner!” With love, Jenna and Lulu.

“The most splendiferous of birthdays to you, Rowan! All of Oz is celebrating you!” -Glinda (without the ‘Guh’)

“Happy Birthday Rowan. Hope your day is going well. Come say hi! If you ever need me, look to the western sky!” -Elphaba

“Happy Birthday Rowan! As a gift to you. I’ve prepared a little solo in your honor. Don’t tell me not to live just sit and putter—“ -Rachel Berry ⭐️