#Why does it have to be a pig
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The gnarly (but hilarious) pig transformation that used to give me nightmares as a kid 😳 🙆🧙 🐗
From the making of Willow documentary

The pig/human hybrid reference prop from the movie





Imma end it on a sweet note ⚔️ 💋 🔥
#val kilmer#willow#willow 1988#madmartigan#cursed#nightmare fuel#funny#pig#transformation#practical effects#magic#whitchcraft#george lucas#ron howard#gruesome#he's still pretty tho#tusks and wool#checks again#nevermind#Why does it have to be a pig#Why not a fluffy bunbun#or a kitty#willow documentary#joanne whalley#kiss#princess#swashbuckler#knight
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it is idle chatter, nothing more
#pig does art#corru.observer#corru.observer fanart#ooouuu yeah baby#tozik my fave... why is caviks hair. so hard to draw. i had to fudge that shit.#HIS COAT TOO... BOY I AM NOT PUTTING ALL 700 PIXELS OF PINK/PURPLE/LATTICED BLUE. NOOOO SIR#but whatever#i imagine theyre having a little time for jut quo gossip#ID ADDED YAYY
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Daredevil Characters as Epic the Musical characters
Been talking this out with @sunflowersandsapphires and I THINK WE GOT IT. Loved doing this, since this is a combo of three things I love: musical retellings of stories I love, ancient Greek mythology, and fucking DAREDEVIL.
Anyway, go listen to Epic the Musical if you haven't already, it's gd amazing, now one of my favorite musicals ever, and the way Matt and the others line up with it is beautiful.
Matt: Odysseus
What if I'm the one who killed you Every time I caved to guilt? What if I've been far too kind to foes But a monster to ourselves? What if I'm the monster?
Foggy: Polites (really hope this one doesn't come to bite us in the ass in Born Again)
This life is amazing When you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, We'll be fine if we're leading from the heart
Karen: Eurylochus
Tell me you did not know that would happen Say you didn't know how that would end Look me in the eyes and tell me That you did not just sacrifice six men
Fisk: Poseidon
The line between naivety And hopefulness is almost invisible So close your heart, the world is dark and Ruthlessness is mercy
Frank: Athena
I've no respect for bullies Those who impose their will I've seen plenty enough to truly understand this kind of filth Let's teach this dog a lesson In front of all his kind
Elektra: Circe
If you make one wrong move, then you're done for Anything I don't approve, then you're done for I could put a spell on you and you're done for Boy, you better run or soon you will be done for
Peter: he was in a scene with Matt in No Way Home, it counts, anyway he's Telemachus
Give me sirens and a cyclops Give me giants and a hydra I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary
Claire: Tiresias
I am the prophet with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where I help you get home But that's not a world I know
Bonus for TRT Readers!
Jane: Penelope
I will fall in love with you over and over again I don't care how, where, or when No matter how long it's been, you're mine
Bonus Bonus:
Stick: a pig that Circe eats because he is a fuckface
(scared squealing)
#Daredevil#epic the musical#no i have not had the musical on loop for 8 days why do you ask#mash my hyperfixations together and make them kiss#Matt Murdock#odysseus of ithaca#foggy nelson#polites#karen page#eurylochus#wilson fisk#poseidon#frank castle#athena#elektra nachios#circe#peter parker#telemachus#claire temple#tiresias#jane hind#penelope#i thought about making the defenders the gods in god games which would have been hilarious admittedly#but not sure any of them fit quite right#so leave it here#i am satisfied#stick is a pig he gets eaten#no musical lines for HIM#he does not DESERVE THEM
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me @ kris's latest selfie: oh who's that pretty bo- hold on hold on a minute hold on honey




this is both sinister and diabolical....




biggest concert of our career, 20k people... good grief
#and it just goes on and on and ON#and locals have to stare at their big circus eyesore for the next year all around the place l m a o#i truly REFUSE to believe žiga did this. first of all he didn't acknowledge collaboration w/jo on his socials at all while jo tagged him#and žiga's other work does not look like this okay i know he likes to break letters now but NOT LIKE THIS#baffling experience ngl#did they only tag him on the promo cause they used his type for the text?#did they pay him 3 cents gave him 3 minutes and a prayer to do this logo and the whole graphic?#WHY IS MARK PIRC TAGGED ON A PROMO? is mark's vision tm at play here? for which sins? have ppl not suffered enough?#*waking up in cold sweat at night whispering why is mark pirc tagged on a promo*#I have so so many questions about how this came to be#and when they saw this after a resize did no one think bro 💀 it's ugly#while yes of course it'd be too late if they had already placed ads etc but#seems like they printed one poster for this specific purpose of doing how many TikTok bits and ig stories RIGHT NEXT TO IT. ZOOMED IN.#they had time to look at it and say oh noooooo let's clean this stinker. it's not if they are short on time? this thing is in a year?#take a day? if we presume no one noticed anything wonky and it only came up on a big format which it happens it happens...#if u know u gon FILM IT UP close and put KRIS in front of it yet the horrors will prevail and distract even ME from KRIS. take a fucking da#my goodness i am but a library of confusion#žiga spill the tea what's up come to my window whisper it in my ear i plead#the biggest concert bigger than esc bigger than stozice capacity of 20k ppl some tickets cost 120 eur no?#should you expect a ball pit dashcon style in the spar fan pit#is it mark pirc himself tagged on a promo graphic or it is just the looming ever haunting danger of mark's vision tm#i have lost my miind i have looooooost my miiiiind with this selfie#they truly said come come piggy here's you slop well let me tell you THEY DON'T SLOP PIGS ANYMORE!!!! even pigs are on intricate diets#misc.posts
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a redraw of my old gravity falls fanart from 2017 :]
here's the original one (dear god)
well, it's always nice to see that yes i actually have improved over the years lmao
#i don't know why she doesn't have a chin so don't even ask#i also don't know what species of a pig waddles is supposed to be#so i just googled “pet pig” for reference and used one of the first pictures i found#at least it's better than the original stuffed animal ahh looking waddles#although i have to admit he does looks quite cute#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines fanart#mabel fanart#waddles the pig#gravity falls waddles#mabel and waddles#redraw#art#my art
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I wish I could explain what goes through my head when I think about PiglinMyNose [using the assumption that his previous usernames are part of his lore]... I just want to take him out for tea. That man's been around 9 years and he'll follow Joel to the end of the world. He also eats pancakes at Scar's place and (iirc) Impulse hung his head on his office wall??
Joel had to leave Lizzie and Jimmy behind when he joined Hermitcraft, but he brought PiglinMyNose. Imagine that in-universe he has a +1 invite and that's who he brings. Does Lizzie also have a cam account? Are they friends?
Pig came to Hermitcraft and shortly after started roleplaying as a cop trying to find a man who's killing horses and alt versions of Joel. It is Joel Prime doing the killing. Everything is fine.
The fact that his name was never changed back to LazyBeans after the race to The End with Sniff just cracks me up... He is living his best life with a silly name. He is such A Guy to me... Just a cheery, laid-back guy. I am rotating him...
When I went to TwitchCon, I asked Scar to sign my Pig drawing and he giggled, signed it PigMyNose instead of PiglinMyNose, realized immediately, apologized, but that is quintessential Pig to me... Excited friend.
#Joel Smallishbeans#PiglinMyNose#Hermitcraft#I have so many fic scraps of Pig. I just can't get enough of him. I love Sniff to death but like... Pig is so funny. why does he steal beds#It is 2:30 AM when I am drafting this so I'm sorry if it's not coherent but I love Piggy... he's shaped like friend#hermitblr#Hermitcraft Season 10#mcyt#Sniff and Pig
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stolas alone in his room: i wish blitz loved me back :(
all the overlords in the pride ring fistfighting each other for a fraction of the power he uses to comfort his daughter when she has a nightmare:
#i love stolas so much have i mentioned htat yet. i love him. also why does the pride ring suck SO bad what's up with that#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#stolas#stolas goetia#the pig squeals
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pls invite me 2 whiteboard i promise i wont color anything in. middle one is fanart 4 @rogdona
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set design is WACK
#2005 P&P#why is she walking across that one room in the Met with all the statues#why are there naked people on the wall everywhere#why does lady Catherine have a parrot in her room#why is there a PIG IN THE HOUSE#lakskskskekekekekekejkeje I have so many questions
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The Vampyre, by John William Polidori, is two things.
ONE: a love letter to a man Polidori holds in high regards and considers better than all others and thinks is super cool and dreamy smart. Honestly? Polidori is a sad existence, sitting between two couples, trapped in a mansion in a storm, pining over the absolute worst person to pine over. I’m so sorry you fell for Lord Byron, Polidori, may your soul find rest and may you forget all about him.
TWO: the most compelling evidence anyone will ever conjure that Lord Byron is, in fact, himself, a vampire. And we should all really be more worried about those women he was sleeping with, as well as the men he was driving insane.
#the vampyre#john polidori#lord byron#polidori my dear#i feel like an old mother#watching her precious cabbage get snagged by a pig#you have terrible taste my man#but like#i suppose i am not one to judge#on the story#why does aubrey and lord ruthven’s relationship#read so much like a predecessor to both stoker’s dracula#as well as harry potter?#how is it even possible to be so similar to those two properties?#i’m amazed#if i didn’t know any better#i would honestly think this short story was the inspiration for both#and when speaking of harry potter#i mean specifically the relationship between harry and voldemort#it’s wild#the inane ramblings of a madman#also in case anyone was wondering#lord ruthven is an absolute BASTARD and i LOVE him#the end when he finally shows joy???#like come on this man’s insane#i can’t believe polidori’s sexy vampire stand in for his buddy is so enticing#amazing#10/10 polidori
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THE KILLER ‘PIGGLER KING’
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#windbrookslashed#show us your sims#sims 4#ts4#THE SERIAL LUNATIC KILLER#-that no one knows why why is he still alive and k wording ppl#does piggler king have a backstory? oh yeah but a one that does not make sense#borned insane (unstable) and treated badly#-was treated like a pig. yep. bro thinks he is the KING of the pigs or smth#‘piggler king’ k word ppl but what does he do with the bodies? oh. the pigs are eating…#my sims#simblr#;slashed#SLASHED
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not an expert on circumventing authoritarian surveillance states or anything but I think it's a little bit silly in Silo how people turn on their sink taps to run water so what they say can't be picked up by hidden microphones and then proceed to have their conversations on the opposite side of the room
#silo apple tv#even if there's the practical point of wanting the dialogue to be picked up#that's what sound design is for#I know that's a foreign concept to tv makers these days but still#in general I am enjoying the show (more than I enjoyed the first book even)#(haven't read the rest of the books though will once I'm home)#I have some slight other qualms#like how in the everloving fuck to they have COFFEE#and why does alcohol appear not just to exist but be sanctioned by this society#tea at least could be herbal tea#but coffee is awfully resource intensive#for that matter having cows is quite silly I think they would have pigs and chickens and rabbits but not cows#also not an expert in sustainable agriculture but that's like base level knowledge#and I think alcohol would happen regardless of what the authorities said#because humans do enjoy a psychoactive substance#but given the rest of the society it's a bit jarring
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Finally watched Kung Fu Panda 4, tell me why it unironically changed my life
#I've never seen four movies work so well together#po's DADS#subliminal messaging about generational trauma but it's okay because it's a positive message#yes so interesting how po actually does have a lot in common with his enemies but he always chooses peace and understanding#crazy how some empathy goes a long way#the chameleon fr built her own empire so she could have stairs that were a good proportion for her size like#notice how the rabbits are treated in the movie and it will all make sense#except for those creepy ass happy tree friends bunnies what was up with that#they were hilarious though don't get me wrong#TAI LUNG'S CHARACTER ARC#i luv tai lung sm#i thought they were only going to have the shapeshifted version of him in the movie and it would be a cop out but omg i was mistaken#he actually came back and took accountability and actually complimented po and understood what it actually means to be a dragon warrior#then when he took the chameleon into the spirit realm he was doing what was done to him because he understood the chameleon but also po#also all of zhen's parallels to po it was so cool to see how someone who was not as soft and open minded could also be the dragon warrior#WTF MR BEAST WAS IN THIS MOVIE#But he played the panda pig that was being assessed on being a potential dragon warrior#aka blantantly impersonating someone who's seen as a good person for clout#also idk if the character being a pig has anything to do with it maybe a subtle gesture but obviously there are lots of pig villagers#i dont like mr beast and idk i just feel like there's a deeper reason why he's listed in the cast when he maybe had one line#did he pay to be in this movie...did he like know what the character would be#am i looking too much into it help#also also since you've read this far okay hear me out bryan cranston was in this movie right#hes also walter white#so he has huge range as an actor in that sense#you know who else has range#joaquin phoenix#he played joker and kenai in brother bear#YEAH BROTHER BEAR IKR#but like...brother bear. breaking bad! idk i just feel like there's a connection there why so many b's and why am i obsessing over this help
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i like how everyone collectively changes eddie’s zombie chest tattoo to something else yall are like “no thank you” and give him a cover up i love it but bad tattoos are a rite of passage
#eddie munson#stranger things#he’s got such odd ones in such weird places that everyone either goes ‘nope :)’ and changes them or gives him like sleeves of new ones#i like the second option a lot but i find something so endearing about the ones he has#weird zombie skull one included#and that weird fucking spider like why not#the wyvern?? one on his bicep may be my favorite though it’s so weird but so cool like why does it have a pig nose why is there a sword#i’d like to think he designs them all himself
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i was weak and bought the jax plush because. i love him. but ive created a new problem for myself bc now sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to this

#he might have to go live on the pig cage with my other pile of stuffed animals skdkf#ejected from the bed due to jumpscaring me#i dont know why he startles me and Nothing Else in my room does
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The next private business that tells me “oh I’m sorry, this form of ID which is good enough for the fucking police isn’t good enough for us” is going to get a fucking earful.
It chafes me in the first place how many private businesses ask to see my ID. That has my goddamned address, age, and more than enough information that a mildly determined person could find out my SSN. I don’t want to show that to some clerk that I don’t even know by first name, from some company I barely trust! Does that make me a goddamned boomer?
To say nothing of private businesses that ask for my SSN!
#I have a valid license it’s just coming in the mail and the receipt plus the expired card are good enough for the goddamn pigs#so why does a goddamned metal recycling place feel like they get to be uppity
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