#WiFiCable

[netboon]

[mychlapci]

I'm kinda curious why a/b/o doesn't do it for you, it seems like I'd match up with ur kinks pretty well

i just think that if you want that twink dripping wet you give him a pussy. don't invent a reason for his asshole to get wet. at this point it's just obsolete.

[gayanddepraved]

i hate the wification of will graham in fanfiction when hannibal lecter is right there. you think Will is the wife of their relationship? hannibal lecter is in the kitchen, as we speak, in a kiss the chef apron. Will graham is out hunting and gathering shit and hannibal is always home, making dinner, set to screw; that’s what pretty boys should do.

[han-seungwoo]

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[fuckyeahscienceparty]

yes i am still working on that holiday fic, yes i know it's the beginning of april, no this will most likely not be done until at the earliest june bc i'm very forgetful and have 0 concept of time

[mad-pop-princess]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsyXJW2GRE&t=14s

mutuals hype my bestie up ✨❤️✨❤️

[netboon]

[sunforgrace]

I do find that the phenomena of the dean voice being more universally replicated while cas has. so many iterations of interpretation and how those interpretations are transcribed into works so fascinating. not to say that dean is without complexity or that he’s automatically easy to write, but it is an interesting thing I’ve observed. 

“you are dean winchester.” in many ways, dean is a character, even within the existence of canon. the work comes in unraveling those layers, dismantling the role. but cas is cas. he is so much all at once at all times and always shifting. almost like his true form, to encapsulate it all at once in it’s enormity is where the difficulty lies.

I think this is why dean tends to be dean no matter how you slice it in fics, from canonverse to au’s and usually across the spectrum of writing “skill” (not that such a thing can be quantified or is at all objective or something in need of analyzing and critique). where as cas is more frequently placed into vaguely cas shaped boxes. is he the stoic soldier? the “wife” (in terms of late season dabb wification and subsequent interpretation)? the social outcast? a scruffy sarcastic pot smoker with a devil may care attitude that hosts orgies? the thing of it is, in some ways cas has been all this and more in the show proper. it’s like fractions, or fragments, tilting the glass at an angle to see how it glitters on the wall, shifting and shifting as you change its position. almost like a rorschach test; perhaps what you see in the ink blots is unique to the individual, and says more about you as one then the image itself. 

anyways, this post doesn’t have a point really, but this is why his character and how people engage with his character continue to fascinate me. thee character of all time. 

[mychlapci]

Single mommy-to-be Sentinel Prime accidentally conditioning himself into getting aroused at the thought of being a good housemecha. Deciding that even thought the pregnancy was a surprise he wasn’t going to be known as some kind of dead-beat failure of a parent, his own pride forcing him to actually study up. Maybe too proud to find a transfluid donor, so he has to take supplements. Of course, they’re administered by valve… and the applicator might as well be a false spike.

Pregnant, desperately horny Sentinel rocking on his new favorite toy as he watches his parenting tips and housekeeping vids, trying to keep from overloading as his hand teases his limp, useless spike absentmindedly. I imagine he’d still be too proud to touch his node, and by the time he’d be desperate enough to try he’d be too round with his bitlet to reach. Biting his lip and whining with need when his next vid ends, the friendly mech narrating assuring him that he’ll “do a great job, carrier!” It’s just more efficient to do both at the same time, learn what he needs to prove he’s the best while getting the necessary nutrients for the bitlet. Anything to get back to work faster, after all.

Those thoughts would fade as the pregnancy progressed, as he grew heavier and hormonal. A mech as strong and brilliant as Sentinel Prime would never be an absent parent after all, never mind the twitch of his valve when he thought about being a good, dedicated mommy. Of course he’d need to stay home until the bitlet weaned, at bare minimum. Breast is best, or so his vids keep telling him as his own pair swell with energon. And maybe in time he’d even realize what he’s done to himself, turned into a perfect, pretty single mommy, but it’d be too late to stop the arousal building behind his panels as the nesting phase kicks in and he starts cleaning the house top to bottom in preparation for the baby. Can’t stop the lubricant from drooling into his closed panel when mechanisms ask to touch his round, firm belly or complement him on his glow. Finally getting his overload as he takes his supplements while he picks out nursery furniture, riding the applicator like a dedicated single mommy should.

…and maybe the vids have some kind of underlying hypnotic qualities to help him along, meant to get him out of the way—whether by the Decepticons or the Autobots. But then again, maybe not.

you are so insane for this (affectionate). the wification of Sentinel continues… i love the word “conditioning” it brings up very exciting fantasies. 

hgrhhh Sentinel watching pregnancy care videos with the toy slowly pumping nutritious fluid into his gestation tank, valve wet and throbbing the entire time, but he doesn’t allow himself to ride the applicator because he’s far too proud to admit, even to himself, that being pregnant turns him on. But it just keeps getting harder and harder to not move the more the videos assure him he’s going to be a great mommy - the words just make him feel so weird and so good, it���s almost… suspicious. But he doesn’t have the time to think about that. Of course he’ll be a good mommy. Who'd be a better fit than him? Slowly, over time, he starts to grind against the applicator, ceiling node crackling with charge, his spike pressurized just enough to hang out of its sheath, but staying limp as his frame directs all attention to his valve. He starts cleaning around the house more, panels leaking a little as he begins to get off to the fantasy of being a good housewife. 

Sentinel using the applicator while thinking about all the people who’ve asked to touch his baby-bump since he’s started to show, imagining how jealous they must be of his pregnancy, how pathetic they are to invade his personal space just to get a piece of this. They must be able to tell he’s going to be a good mommy and are all envious. hgrhhh Sentinel casually browsing furniture for the nursery and riding the applicator like a pro, sinking his valve on it while holding the data-pad up to his face, valve squirting out fluids as he gets closer and closer to his overload. At this point he’s too horny to pretend his node doesn’t throb when he looks down and sees his pregnancy belly. He has to keep riding the applicator, he has to, he needs to get all those nutrients into his tank so that his baby is big and healthy. Maybe he overloads but the applicator is not done pumping, so he has to keep sitting on it while his array quivers, until all the fluids are drained and stored inside of his tank, fingers shaking as he keeps on picking out the nursery furniture. 

[taeurr]

Lee Kn❤️wification

[suitov]

Stimulating discourse

"Cutesy-wutesy nuzzly wuzzly," said Izuru.

"Um?" Makoto really hadn't been expecting to hear those words in Izuru's dry, emotion-bleached voice.

Izuru cocked his head. "I am experimenting with being more affectionate, as you suggested."

Makoto gasped and clapped happily. "That's really good, Izuru!" he said.

Yes, Makoto was bouncing a little in his seat. So what? He was happy, and stimming wasn't exactly uncommon around Hope's Peak.

"The grammar of baby talk is a specific-wific one," said Izuru thoughtfully. "It is not like lolcat or uwu."

"Um, yeah!" agreed Makoto, who was definitely following this tangent, mostly.

"Which reminds me. I must inform you that you are a schmoopsie-poo."

Makoto giggled. "You too, Izuru!"

"Thank you."

After that, they rested their heads on the table in the stretched squares of sunlight. Occasionally, one of them would whistle or chirp at the other. This was by no means the strangest conversation this library had witnessed.

[autisticandroids]

Your cas wification post has triggered my brain worms and they are now pupating.. I am currently on a lovely nature walk and all I can think about is why jack in cas' life feels so different from other things cas does for himself. From my log with the river flowing five feet from me, I think about how cas can do other things, he can lead his civil war, he can fight metatron, and these things being a separate part of himself is narratively allowed, because he a Husband, Husbands have allegiances to their families, both their married and their blood families (the winchesters and heaven). Yes the split allegiance causes plot and relationship tensions, but it isnt a revolutionary choice for a Husband, rather an assumption that yes, a Husband is still connected to his family post marriage.

As cas is subsumed by the narrative wification (turning point when he gives up the angels for dean??) he becomes a Winchester, he stops doing things for himself (which were almost all heaven related)effectively being moved into the home of Winchester (like narratively). He isnt necessarily doing Wife things, but he now has to remove his previous familial allegiance, stop existing outside of the Winchester circle, and becomes folded into that. So we spend seasons with cas no longer separate from the winchesters, because he is now Wife.

Jack entering the picture makes me really want to go "child=more than dean" but it is more than that. Like cas defies dean and goes to heaven to search for jack, defies heaven (and dean) to save jack but this time narratively it's the right thing! Like jack lets cas be someone on his own footing. Like jack is in so many ways cas' kid, is truly of Cas, before Cas is of Cas. Jack on the surface seems like he should contribute to the wifification of cas, but no! It frees cas from that, it makes cas into a Father. Cas of heaven, cas of dean, cas of cas!

god. god. although even before cas was wifified it was still a betrayal of dean, for him to have his own shit. but then he really does just give up having his own shit. hhhhhhghghghghghgh.

[jirnkirks]

I want to rp again i want to write my shitty n terrible oc wherein her entire arc id just turning into the worst version of herself. evil wification. i want it.

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[fuckyeahscienceparty]

no, i did not end ip finishing that holiday fic before new years, yes, i am still working it

anyways here's another quip as an apolgy ^^'

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